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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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17:48 “Imagine if thats how you go, to your own arrow”
Kinda like that one time when you broke the bush with your own arrow stuck in it and took nearly fatal fall damage MonkaS
that was terrifying
What
@@SamirThaer one time in s2 hardcore worlds when phil build some project, he broke one bush with his own punch 2 flame arrow on it, and phil got hit by it. It is hard to explain, just watch a clip or video called "5 times i almost died"
@@capsey_ oh yeah I remember that
Dream was killed my dream
I, too, have a technomate dish. It just kinda sits there to remind me of how terrifying techno is while I'm mowing the grass in the back garden.
please explain
@@floettefavors a satellite dish, like the one in the video
Hahahahahehehehehehe
yes yes, elaborate
What company is this
Phil: Is that supposed to be Tommy?
Me: **W H E E Z E**
Time stamp?
@@aylamars5935 16:17
Is tubbo le horns
Happy to be your 1000th like🤣 I was wheezing when I saw Tommy. My first thought was literally "It's the gremlin child. This is accurate." Love that picture the most out of them all.
@@SomeoneCalledMagnusWhy does Google say that this translates to “Repent with horns”
0:36
"He was getting married. What a *SIMP!* " - Techno.
@@Movedchannel-gl2hg It was in another video, I think it was about MCC
@@yvone245 yea mcc 4 on techno’s channel
@@valerierae76 *3 :3
I think so (3 or 4)
im sad now he has arm cancer
Phil to us: "Always mine ya dirt"
Us: Yes, dad 🙂👍
And eat sand 🙃😁
@@KaiThePoet Us: Yes Mr Wilbur Soot ;)
@@thesakiyacorp Wilbur: SEE PHIL, IT’S NOT JUST ME
@@KaiThePoet LMFAO
nice grammer idiot
17:55
Phil: Chat you didn't see it
*the youtube pause: yes we see it*
I wheezed so hard and then I rewind just to see it again.
''Burp''
Phil: *my subreddit was a mistake...*
Phil in the video: *laughing the whole video and agreeing with everything*
oh no
playing that youtube algorithim
Cinnamon Roll yes
@@thrashing2479 *A N Y W A Y*
Ph1LzA: *oh no*
Ph1LzA: *a n y w a y*
"Why does this have 312 upvotes?!"
Phil's right, it needs more upvotes
I was the one who posted that aha. Definitely deserves way more upvotes for the post that took me about 1 minute to make
@@tompotter6320
Seems legit
Just read this as he said it tf-
999 like
@@elijahsantiago4361 same
"I stole the cats from a village"
- Philza Minecraft (2020)
Phil: Bedrock is literal Hell.
Me, a bedrock player: Feel. My. Pain.
Same
Y E. S
Same
When you try to attack in mc pocket edition: *accidentally breaks screen from TAPPING TOO HARD just to win a bedwars game*
@@willowkat8950 JBXMANLMXOJQWKMSLJQWSQ *MOOD*
3:30
I did some maths and Ph1lza's 5-Year Hardcore world covered *133,377.4 Minecraft days*
Or: *19,054 Minecraft Weeks*
Or: *366.42 Minecraft Years*
Basically, Ph1lza was *3 and a half centuries old* before he died in that world.
(This maths was done taking into account 1 leap year. As there is only a 1/4 chance of there being 2 leap years during this time (I didn't bother seeing the year he started and finished. Too much effort))
On the other hand, LukeTheNotable only survived 13.89 IRL days, less than 3 years in Minecraft. So he died as a baby.
This could be false, remember that Phil didn't play Minecraft every single second of his life, so 133,377 days would take too long.
@@cake8480 MINECRAFT days minecraft days are only 20 minutes
What-?
A 350 Year old meeting his end getting assaulted by a kid in reflective gucci
So i wonder how long taht is in idk time
Unus Annus and Philza’s hardcore Minecraft world give me the same vibe.
It does honestly
True!
They're both dead
4:34
the amount of times I've accidentally mined some dirt or stone and found diamonds...
I like wanted to find gold for gapples and i mined some gold and found diamonds
@@mystic.xeonii2501 “I came looking for copper but I found gold” happened to you
@@poggers217 in 1.17 this can actually happen
anyone who fishes too much in minecraft knows the struggle of storing saddles
Exactly I have 3 double xhests
Ah yes. Saddles are so useful but rare enough to not use them
As well as anyone who likes to farm raids
Oh god...
Wait they are obtainable?
We have:
Small pog
Big pog
POGGITY POG
Time stamp?
@@telepathy1023 3:54
SUPER POG
And Enslaved Pog
Phil's viewers: awww omg that wedding was so cute
Technoblade and his viewers: *S I M P*
What a simpppppppppp
Edit: how the fuck is this my most liked comment
Connor Poblete it’s you
@@SultanGamer124_GD bonjur stalker
@@SultanGamer124_GD ????
@@SultanGamer124_GD think your talking about someone else
Phil: Bedrock is hell
Me, a bedrock player because I’m too broke to buy Java right now: Yes. I agree. It very much is.
If you're on the Xbox version of Bedrock, it's even worse!
@@bpyrotroph3670 Oh yeah. I have xbox bedrock too. So bad. But I just got java so now I'm part of the cool kids B)
@@failsafeshark NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU HAVE LEFT US-
The one thing I like about bedrock is that I can dye leather armor by dumping dye into a cauldron with water then soak the armor in them, which means I can mix crazy colors. At least, wiki says so. I have yet to finish procrastinate trying it out.
it is
your *iconic* wheeze is contagious- and I have it along with my dad who sometimes joins me in watching your streams
Me after 1 hour: Has he posted yet?
Me after 1 day: Has he posted yet?
Me after 2 days : I don’t think he’s going to post
Me continually check every hour....
Me after 2 weeks when the video is posted: Eh... I’ll watch it later.
Fr the time we have to wait is so bad
@@MMLoves67 watch twitch bruh
@@squidjpeg9925 some of us dont enjoy twitch
@@danbloope who said we had to watch all of it
@@healthysalad9155 then don't complain. Sorry mate
11:48
I was playing Minecraft on my Laptop with a split screen, looked over and saw this; Freaked out and fell off the tower I was on and died- I couldn't stop laughing..
Lol
LMAOO IMAGINE IF THAT WORLD WAS HARDCORE
I hope that the world wasn’t hardcore? But ya, I would probably freak out and die if I was in your position lol
I was also on half screen watching this while building with my friend, lets just say we were building something tall.
I looked over and saw the exact scene and paused bc i was shook for a sec or 2,
Little did i know my friend was breaking my misplaced block which is technically my fault and hit me and to my very very insanely good luck i fell on the water fountain we built yesterday if she didnt hit me with knockback i would've died one block away
Idk if this is a sign but at 13:57 when the technomate bit comes I get a razor add from Philip's about their new techno "blade"
Ph1LzA: "my subreddit was a mistake"
The Click: "welllll"
We don’t talk about that
r/TheClick: WE MUST EMBRACE THE FURRY MEMES AND THE CLICKY WICKY OH YES TOEPICCY WOPICCY
@@e.6z1 of course UwU
OwO what is this?
The click:
The click:
The click:
I didn’t realize that the stacks upon stacks of zombies wasn’t a problem on Java
CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW SASSY HE IS TOWARDS HIMSELF IN THE EDITING???
7:50 when you were talking about how the mobs in bedrock (specifically drowned) spawn so much. I felt that.
I’m someone who’s played ps4 bedrock Minecraft for years and you cannot not find drowned in every body of water. They’re unavoidable.
Then recently I get a pc and get Java Minecraft and I’m swimming through rivers wondering where all the drowneds are. I can’t find them and I love being away from those pests.
Agreed
I once had this build that was lit with soul lanterns and therefore had to be spawnproofed. It was build on a tiny man-made island and I forgot to spawn proof it as well, so when I went to trident up to finish the roof, I found two enderman and a skeleton just chilling on the front yard.
I have been playing on windows 10 for as long as I can remember and that is still true and they drop more tridents
@@tylerredforge5563yea in java getting stuck by lightning is more believable than getting a trident
This is the exact reason I play peaceful so often, otherwise I cant leave my house without getting swarmed by spiders, creepers and ThE sTuPiD dRoWnS.
16:15 I like how Tommy being 6'3 is the smalles in this fanart...
He's not 6'3
he is tho
@@laxmechanaia6031 he's 6'1
He is? He's said it loads of times
@@laxmechanaia6031 yea Tommy has said he over six foot and I believe willbur said he was 6'1 at least we won't know unless he meets dream or something but Tommy is 6'1
3:54 small pog, big pog, poggity pog
Phil viewers: omg they're married so cute
Techno viewers: SIMP
Tommy viewers: and that is very interesting
Edit: this is a year later. i literally stole half of this comment. i only added the tommy bit, why do you people keep liking this comment. stop
Also Tommyinnit viewers: It didn't happen.
nIcE OnE wIFE hAvER
Tommy viws: old
Me be all three
Am all 3
You also beat carson at keeping your career alive
oh no... XD
Didn’t age well
Abraham Orozco what?
@@garourx4738 u.... dumb?
Speedruning his channel
5:25 Can we talk about this person's sword for a second?
Been waiting for this for so long lol
Same.
Since last I've seen my son
Miguel Vega Lost to the monster
Thought you were purpled for a second
I thought you were purpled lmao
I just can't stop laughing at "that's December"
6:41
When you live anywhere that is not America:
yeah most of us read that as october
when your american tho ....
When you live In America:
_Minecraft Bedrock is Hell_
*We call this a difficulty tweak*
Any mention of carson just feels like it aged poorly now
It just makes me really sad
yeah when i saw that carson thing all i did was feel sad man..
Yea I feel sad when I hear about carson.
@@OWTShark yea...
When i make jokes about him my cousin starts making sad noises.
She still hasnt gotten over the trauma of that.
18:10 I was so happy I saw my skeleton in diamond armour post then my heart dropped “I was skipped” I fell over immediately and started crying and wailing it took me 2 hours to get up after that tragedy
I am sorry for your loss.
D:
F
F
I was gonna say L but now seeing two other saying F i will give you my F
14:05 i litrally drove past this yesterday and was gonna post about it on a subreddit lol
Phil did you see at 2:46 ??! Your editing put the image perfectly on your face !
OMG HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
Mean, yeah, thats why he zoomed
I caught me of guard and I laughed so hard XD
In what video is it?
@@beyk6745 umm this video
5:58 the made with mematic tag has me rolling.
I agree
His expression is what makes me laugh the most XDDDD
I’ve never heard someone say Work in Process before. I’ve always heard of it as Work in Progress.
not philza related but I love your goddamn pfp
@@unusannusarchive6574 Late response but thank you!
"I might make this into a UA-cam video I dunno"
UA-cam Audience: *Big Pog*
if tommy JUST joined the stream when phil was showing that image, then that is some legendary timing lmao
You know I think it's absolutely glorious how Philza's Minecraft skin is literally an anime character arguably the strongest one in bleach
Yes
I still can't get over how phil's skin is of arguably the strongest bleach character
It's Unbeliaveble...
I don't get it?
@your average Jojofan thanks :D
Bankai benihime aratame
Phil: Whatever plan we have we will stop to get head(s)
Phantom Mode *head
Head*
Head've*
@@rowboat10 Headn't
They would be married about year now, that and I still think of Bleach looking at his Minecraft Skin.
18:24
"Beautiful."
Me with a raid farm:
Yesterday I was mining and saw dirt I literally said
“Probably should mine this”
*”S P L A S H”*
*YT:* “Haha, funny sound”
*Twitch:* “First time?”
if philza gets kids instead of saying eat your greens he says mine your dirt
Philza is already the father of an entire minecraft server and an entire fandom
“My subreddit was a mistake”
-every UA-camr ever
4:08 well that didn't age well
You're hilarious absolute comedy
Big sad
1 year ago.... Not even aged
He's literally just commenting on how he's good at 8ball. The only thing that could age is if he got better or worse since then.
you also beat carson in your career length
What happened to him ?
@Saapimou
Oh, do I have a story for you.
He sent explicit pictures to a minor. In his defense, she lied about her age. But they only knew each other for about 5 minutes.
16:39 i didn’t know that I needed Wilbur in a Mettaton pose sprite until now but like also poor TommyInnit 😭
When Phil said "You one up'd me did you?" i could feel the slight anger in his voice lmaooo
I was playing hardcore and my family was watching a show so I looked at the show for a while and I fell off a cliff
That was straight forward lol
19:15 oh the white pumpkin brings back some memories
Yeah that's why I put it there ahahahaha. I never actually finished the build though sadly🥲 it just got way too big in the end.
Phil needs to add the ender dragon noise into the chat so they can scare him while he’s on the game
16:59 was my clip I posted, was so excited when I saw it in.
Oh my god that was insane
So are you imnotalreadydeadyet
nice
Bungee gum has both properties of rubber and gum
5:27 Am i the only one who saw the sword names kueenu reeves
It bothered me that the slow falling potion guy didn't MLG the water bucket, you'd probably have a better shot that say
Or use an ender pearl, even easier
pearl pearls dont fall fasta
@@alisonkovac6375 If you wait long enough you can easily pearl clutch.
@@alisonkovac6375 mydoeza? anyone?
@@purplejay8030 yesss
17:49 Going to your own arrow like that, would be that guy in a zombie apocalypse who shoots them self so they will not get infected. Only to have help arrive not even half a second later.
Once I found over 15 skeletons in a cave in my 1.16 world PE Edition
Im just now realizing how much his character looks like the dude from bleach that owns the shop
Lol all the people doing Bleach fanart without knowing
His skin is that dude and so we call him a urahara kinne
Holy shit i just realized that-
who gonna tell em
7:48 "Imagine if thats how you go, to your own arrow”
Imagine that, Grian
me when I see someone's hardcore build: 👀👏
Me when I try to play hardcore:
*dies after 5 minutes*
You just put a smile on my face :)
Ok
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Ok
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3:08 makes me sad that we might not see many of these being close to well timed anymore, now that Phil has like 30k viewers at any one time. Donos are so delayed now that he’d either have to spend at least 15 minutes in that spot or you just get lucky in advance.
Worth it though for his stable career
14:28
storytime
My sister was in a history class, and they were talking about the hardships that people had in early civilization, then my sister muttered "that's their problem" (as a joke) and the person next to her overheard and said it himself but louder ,and then the teacher got him in trouble for being "rude and selfish"
karma's a bitch
16:00
When you notice Phil had mayday on in the background
I cannot tell you how many diamonds I've found by mining dirt or gravel. Thanks Phil
" 10 years from now"
my brain "diamond armor baby zombie"
Phil when he dies in his world: *Its a whole new world plays*
Dies After 5 Year Long Hardcore World Journey.
Philza: *Does 5 Push Ups*
5:55 (funi number btw lel) and this was the moment when Phil lost the faith in humanity
P.S.:So Phil will look like sir David Attenborough when he'll get old lol
I was just watching the video, when a ad shows up. And then I was like yeah I'll skip it. BuT, my neighbor knocked my door, I went to answer, and we end up talking for 1 and a half hour, came back, saw the ad was 2 hours long, and it's STILL PLAYING (some ad is incredibly long, and they are really rare to see)
The only time I feel happy watching a ad.
#Worth
What were you and your neighbor talking about?
@@rey-me2no building the new garage that we've been talking about for 4 months. Yes I'm a adult and I still watch Phil. Roll with it.
@@kekti9436 That's pretty cool my dude, and if your an adult watching Phil It really doesn't bother me at all.. Cheers!
@@rey-me2no Ayyyyyyyy!
This interaction is so wholesome-
me watching in 2021 when PogCahmp was removed :'(
In my Bedrock world any caves I find are deserted of any mobs and at night the mobs spawn very spread out. Quite peaceful, even in hard mode.
SAME , i am playing in hard mode , there's nearly no monsters
17:17 also, it was probably a punch II bow for flying purposes. He had another bow in his inventory
7:54
*m i t o s i s*
they didnt fix it
16:23 tommy is a little gremlin child lol
My mom literally walked in at 11:12
LMFAOOOOOO
"I could make this into a YT video, but who knows"
*Me :)*
1990 : Hello my mate!
2000 Hello mate!
2010 Hi mate!
2020: Philza: he met
When ever im in a world on bedrockand theres a pond near my house it fills with drowneds in minutes
idk why the "that's december" killed me so much
Phil: “Bedrock is scuffed it sucks”
Me, a bedrock player: now you know how I feel
Any one else saw technomate and went to check if techno left a comment and got disappointed he hadn't?
I've just started watching the streams for like 2/3 weeks now since there's no chance of yt vids catching up
Filip Kasprzyk now that he is putting months of content in to one video its probably going to catch up
No the youtube series are an episode per project, like he did in season 2. So yea, he won't be working on an episode till he finishes a project.
Noelic no he was thinking about doing that but decided he will still do videos but they are multiple streams in one video to maximize progress being done
@@xtuov Ahh, that's nice to know. But I'm ok with him making a video out of each stream, I don't care about the quality, I JUST WANT QUANTITY!!
Noelic you can watch the vods on twitch if you want more content
11:52 i actually forgot that i posted that.. don't know why i did
Wait what did he say?
18:57 here's a challenge for that exception philza, for every half a heart of damage you get, you do one pushup
11:17 love how quickly he got defensive
6:53 When Phil says 15 minutes first thing to pop into my head is “ just 15 minutes and you can save money on car insurance:
Same
18:15, my meme made it in! Yay!
what’s the song called
Hey....
Nice meme...
You Did it You Son of Bitch You did it
Noice
2:30 that image looks constipated
Philza started his UA-cam channel the year my older sister was born, I just realised that-
5:40 could've just pearled the ground
8:00 so thats where the orphanage went
Phil: bedrock is hell
Me who enjoys bedrock edition and peacfully survives on hard: ???
I know, it's really not that hard once you get used to it. Hell I can beat the enderdragon with a bloody wooden shovel on hard with ease.
It's 10x worse bruh its for people who r like 5-9
@@chickenblade694 some people only have bedrock lol not everyone wants a computer
It's just like digital art, it's good once you get the hang of it,and I've been doing it for years and still don't understand anything
@@carcinoVantas enderdragon(bedrock) is easy to beat but the _wither_
“Physical therapists recommend doing 5 pushups per death”
Me getting spawn camped in call of duty:
3:40
I'll try my best to explain since I watched it,
So this was the Undertaker's final match before he retired, and the theme was a "Boneyard match", where Undertaker and AJ Styles (the other guy in the picture) fought in a graveyard. The context behind the photo is that AJ was trying to bury Taker alive, but Taker appeared behind AJ and pushed him in instead.
Hopefully this helped people who didn't know understand :)