I Sit On Benches (Justin Bieber Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week
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- Опубліковано 17 січ 2025
- This is, by far, the best parody song Young Jeffrey has ever done in an old man voice. Instead of Justin Bieber's "Peaches" it's Young Jeffrey's "I Sit On Benches"
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Full Lyrics:
I buy my Grape Nuts at the Store,Yea (My Favorite!)
I went Retired down in Florida (Said "that’s it")
I Like the Weather where it’s Warmer (Big Cruise Ships)
Still wear a sweater while Indoors, Yea (Dag-nabbit!)
… And I say "Ohhh!" (OHHH!),
I Shake and Clench my Fist (Fist),
But the movement, Hurts my Wriiiiist…
I’m rubbing’ BENGAY all up on it, ’til the PAIN is Good & GONE! (Whoa)
And I say “Mmmmm”
I Like My Food mashed Uppp
Put my Dentures! in a cup!… (yeah)
Drop in some FIXADENT, to make my CHOMPERS shine
I sit on Benches with my Neighbor (He’s my Friend)
He used to be a Navy Sailor (Gilligan)
I write a Letter to the Mayor… (Wall Street Fan)
But Fall asleep 2 minutes later… (Nap Again)
Early Riser
Old & Wiser.
Country Buffet,
Early Bird Special
Gumming Spoonfuls of JELLO
And Boilin'-UP your Collard-Greens,
Whats the Time? Ya never know the Time!!
… But STILL, you look FLY!
With the Suspenders on ya Shoulderrr!
Readin’ Stuff from the New Yorkerrr!
Some Body Parts are Drooping LOWER...
Ya Skin is giving off an Odor!!
I play my BINGO with a Dauber, (Yea, I Win)
Do my Aerobics in the Water (I Can't Swim)
I change the Channel with the Knobber (Flip that Switch!)
Can't find the Old Thingy-ma-Bobber (Where IS it?)
Ya Gotta Bunch of Grand Kids (Yea)
That's Where your Legacy Begins, "Grandad"
You gonna Teach ‘em how to Fish, and How to Grill,
And every year you SEND 'EM Dollar Bills!!!
DOn't Be Discouraged!!!
THE Wifi Thing, is too dang Hard!
Your Face is Too Close to the Screen,
While you Look Stuff up, On "The Google Machine"
I sit on Benches at the Mall now ("Hot Topic”)
Stare at the Models on the Wall now (She looks fit)
My Joints are Stiffer than a DOLL now (Can't Move It)
Call "Life Alert" in Case I Fall Down (Ow my Hip)
I walk around Using a Cane now (I Look Pimp)
My orthopedics stop the Pain now (No more Limp)
My knees get Achy when it Rains now (I smell Shrimp)
I get to Board First on the Plane Now-Now
Sinatra is my Favorite Singer! (Darn Tootin!)
Still got a Land Line with a Ringer! (Not Movin'!)
My Doctor Laughs All my Zingers, (Straight Shootin'!)
Then checks my Colon with his Fingers! (Full Moonin’)
I may be 80, but I'm Single (Still a Dish)
I got a Pill for my Libido (Now I'm Lit)
I met a Cutie playing Bingo (That's Gladys)
Invite her to Netflix and Plinko (Yea, That’s It!)
Love the old guy voice 😂😂
I am one of your closet "old" listeners. (Pushing 70) You can't do anything about getting old so you might as well have fun. My friends and I don't gamble but we go to the Casino's and check out the young security guards. Especially the ones with tight rear ends. Then we fake a little confusion and they come running over and put their arm around us to steady us.
At the Airport Baggage area we find a nice strong young man to stand next to while waiting for our bags.
When we see ours we point and say loudly (people just think we are deaf) "There's my bags!" And the young man always take the bags off the belt for us.
I loved the song.
What a creaper!
Definitely a Grammy (or Granny) Award-winning performance! ENCORE!!! 👍🏼🎵🎶👍🏼
Heard this on the drive today and it killed me
Played this 10 times now !! From Canada best song ever so far how oh how can u ever top this !
Can we purchase these songs? Jeff is like Weird Al. Fancy new hair cut to go with his fancy new car. Looking sharp Jose! Love your show🥰
He do be hitting those notes
"Just you wait, young man!!" Said in a granny voice, laughing knowingly ;-)
Why don’t they have young Jeffery songs on Apple Music??!! Amazing!!!
"Oh Geeze I'm Tired..."
I want a copy of this song without the backround noise :) that's such a good one
OMG another great one!! I look forward to the song of the week!! Thanks
Best SOTW ever! 🤩
You rock bud 👍🏻👍🏻
I had to listen to this twice so I could catch all the one liners! Really Awesome!
Bruh! Puttin in work!!!
Just awesome 😂
Every song you do is pure gold lol
Loved it.
😂 was lmao on the way to work
Good somg
Jose that hair cut has got to go lol