One of my bros literally lives like this. He wouldn't even take the trash out unless I told him to. Maybe I should have turned him into a soldier when we were living together. I thought he was just a lazy asshole but now thinking back, he never refused to do anything. Bro was waiting for me to put command lines.
Many people are like this. My uncle, for example. My father texts him every week to set his garbage bins on the curb so the city can collect his garbage. My father also has to tell him to clean his place (which is an absolute mess) because he can't do it without being told. He as an amazing hard worker and good at getting things done, but only when someone is telling him what to do. Otherwise, he procrastinates beyond belief.
so basically Emily pre ordered her "boyfriend" by shaping it to what she wants ... well i guess its a win-win situation for the both of them? for now at least.
You know before 2007, what you kids call pre ordering was what romantic idiots used to call "growing old together". That's how healthy relationships work, you change a little, she changes a little, and by the end of it you're two really fuckin ugly rocks that have rubbed together so long you fit perfectly together. Just so happens anon here is made of clay and dommy mommy has a spine made of granite, it's only toxic if they're not genuinely happy with each other.
Some people are just like this. Like i see people saying this is fake, and it may well be, but i know my brother is rather similar. If told what to do he’ll generally do it, no questions asked. Not every time, but much if the time. Some people just suffer a major lack of ambition and motivation, and need a guiding hand to point it out.
I like to call this fantasy "the lady in disstres complex" because is the opposite of the hero complex but they two come from people who can't save themselves and cope with it in diferent ways.
@EoroririturjKeirrjjr a relationship between two people where they play with power dynamics in it, giving one power over the other, but in a healthy way. They can either apply it in a scenario they play out (bdsm for example) or make it a staple of the relationship (this video is a good example of that). The most important thing to understand about doms is they learn their subs boundaries and play with power dynamics in areas both are comfortable with.
@@JoeyCannoli why everyone think everything on 4chan is fake ? Low key look like you guys live such a bad and crappy life that anything looking like a good story makes you think it's fake because you never experienced that in your life
All women do this to an extent, most are subtle about it but if a woman cares about you she'll push you to become a better version of yourself because the higher your value the higher her's
For some reason this reminds me of a scene where the seargent compliments soldier for doing as he is told and the soldier replies "When i turned my brain off nothing was hard anymore".
I can believe this is real because an older woman actually did this to me. It was at a bar and she insulted my fashion sense before giving me tips, but same idea
i knew a guy that had like $200,000 in his bank account, he wasn't horribly ugly, but he was a little fat, and his attitude amd personality was awful, he couldn't get a single match on tinder even with premium, and when he did manage to finally bag a shorty, she was almost 2x his age, she wasn't bad tho
This is obviously fake, but could not imagine a worse life possible. Bro described living as a machine, with no independent will. SMH A man lives free, not shackled.
This is going to sound weird but why did the reader say girlfriend at the end and not wife? He got rid of the word only to put it back into the text at the end.
@@Qwerty95ish Controlling a person is never a good thing. If you "need" someone like that, you're just inviting covert narcissists into your life. Now, if you need a little extra help with your life, that I understand. But there's a difference between someone who cares about you helping you get your life together out of genuine kindness, and someone who takes total control over every area of your life.
@Manicfuguestate Wildly small minded. Most likely on your mid 20's or younger and haven't learned the best partners are ones with complimentary baggage.
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The real part is fact he never stopped playing league.
he confirms you can't make it past gold if you're getting laid
Anon just made up an excuse for why he’s so bad at league that he even went down to gold.
One of my bros literally lives like this. He wouldn't even take the trash out unless I told him to. Maybe I should have turned him into a soldier when we were living together.
I thought he was just a lazy asshole but now thinking back, he never refused to do anything. Bro was waiting for me to put command lines.
He is a sim
Sim irl
Many people are like this. My uncle, for example. My father texts him every week to set his garbage bins on the curb so the city can collect his garbage. My father also has to tell him to clean his place (which is an absolute mess) because he can't do it without being told. He as an amazing hard worker and good at getting things done, but only when someone is telling him what to do. Otherwise, he procrastinates beyond belief.
@@antmess9789 I wonder if its a genetic survival thing like these people were born and genetically predisposition to be soldiers / grunts in the past
@@antmess9789he is just like me fr😢
The real dumpster fire was the anon who wrote this all along
Indeed
It was written by this channel.
so basically Emily pre ordered her "boyfriend" by shaping it to what she wants ... well i guess its a win-win situation for the both of them? for now at least.
You know before 2007, what you kids call pre ordering was what romantic idiots used to call "growing old together". That's how healthy relationships work, you change a little, she changes a little, and by the end of it you're two really fuckin ugly rocks that have rubbed together so long you fit perfectly together. Just so happens anon here is made of clay and dommy mommy has a spine made of granite, it's only toxic if they're not genuinely happy with each other.
it's a fake story. basically just assume every greentext story is 1000% bs
@@joem.7321 True, but I'm happy that this is a happy one at least, instead of the kind that just exists to get you angry at life or women.
@@joem.7321 for what reason? The fun comes in talking about it as if it’s real.
Some people are just like this. Like i see people saying this is fake, and it may well be, but i know my brother is rather similar. If told what to do he’ll generally do it, no questions asked. Not every time, but much if the time. Some people just suffer a major lack of ambition and motivation, and need a guiding hand to point it out.
Anon writing their fantasy stories again.
I like to call this fantasy "the lady in disstres complex" because is the opposite of the hero complex but they two come from people who can't save themselves and cope with it in diferent ways.
He basically found himself a mom.
*dom its different and certainly not for everyone
What is dom ?
@@EoroririturjKeirrjjr Dominic Toretto, the _family_ man.
@@EoroririturjKeirrjjr Dominatrix
@EoroririturjKeirrjjr a relationship between two people where they play with power dynamics in it, giving one power over the other, but in a healthy way.
They can either apply it in a scenario they play out (bdsm for example) or make it a staple of the relationship (this video is a good example of that).
The most important thing to understand about doms is they learn their subs boundaries and play with power dynamics in areas both are comfortable with.
Ah so nice to hear when a unconscious Sub finally meets its chosen Dom and at the same time improves in life because of it XD really great outcome!
You forgot that this is fake, just like everything else on 4chan.
@@JoeyCannoli why everyone think everything on 4chan is fake ? Low key look like you guys live such a bad and crappy life that anything looking like a good story makes you think it's fake because you never experienced that in your life
@@JoeyCannoliok but this type of things happens to some people so if it doesn’t happen to you on 4chan get off of 4chan
delete your account
Fake: anon started working out
Gay: he's playing league
This is beyond gay.
Fake: The Story
Gay: Anon likes being told what to do
Interesting censorship choice there at the end
was wondering about that too lmao
The most unbelievable part of this is that he matched with someone at all.
And he's a LoL player with a waifu. Unreal.
PSY OP PSY OP PSY OP
There are most certainly women out there like that.
@@viscountalpha And there are definitely men out there who'd love to be in his position too.
nice try cia
listen to back philips show to cure yourself from this gooners psyop
This is the type of guy that would be drafted to war, and realize that this was his dream job his whole life.
Idk how a productivity app on your phone bans a game you play on your computer, but good story. Slightly healthier male version of 50 shades kinda
Could be Wild Rift or he also plays TFT on his phone.
Could be an macbook linked to his iphone.
Fake: anon gets life together because a girl told him to
Gay: anon gets life together to be more appealing to men
AH, the classic neet fantasy written out.
6/10 is not fantasy. You aim high towards 10/10 if you want to make something up
Bro has a pillow on his chair in the mornings.
Yep, that's quite weird. On one hand, yes... on the other, oh boy.
It's just one of the typical D\S dynamics.
I can totally believe thiss he seems like a good sub and he also seems like he found someone neurodivergent and aware. Good for him!!
The government probably loves this guy
Ill take things that didnt happen for 300.
This legit subverted my expectations when the girl didn't turn out to be Jordan Peterson catfishing him.
Are you winning son?
Almost... almost...
So he just needs a mother.
😂😂😂😂 How true
Damn, bro is actually winning.
"I can fix him."
All women do this to an extent, most are subtle about it but if a woman cares about you she'll push you to become a better version of yourself because the higher your value the higher her's
For some reason this reminds me of a scene where the seargent compliments soldier for doing as he is told and the soldier replies "When i turned my brain off nothing was hard anymore".
Its a spongebon episode. Suidward tells spongebob to forget everything except fine dining and breathing.
Malcolm in the middle, Malcolm's brother goes to military
@@stalinsbutterfly oh you're right that's it
@@theodorejenkins6066 goober 🫵
I can believe this is real because an older woman actually did this to me. It was at a bar and she insulted my fashion sense before giving me tips, but same idea
Fake: Anon got a gf, and calls others Vs when only V care about that.
Gay: being the bottom in the relationship
That censorship at the end there was gold
funny that the gf is actually just someone who cares
I see this as an absolute win
Dude should try army lol
i need someone like this brother
i knew a guy that had like $200,000 in his bank account, he wasn't horribly ugly, but he was a little fat, and his attitude amd personality was awful, he couldn't get a single match on tinder even with premium, and when he did manage to finally bag a shorty, she was almost 2x his age, she wasn't bad tho
This is obviously fake, but could not imagine a worse life possible. Bro described living as a machine, with no independent will. SMH
A man lives free, not shackled.
Life would be good if this was real
emily codes anon
fake: anon interacts with woman
gay: woman controls his life
Emily definitely mains support
OP has mommy issues
And Emily's real name? Jordan B Peterson.
Bro wrote all that fiction just to out himself by posting it on 4chan and saying he still plays league
Iam sure this story has a fight club twist
He's his own gf
Damn that's tragic. Bro could have been challenger in league but gave it up for a girl
What did it cost?
-Everything
He’s so pathetic it’s funny
Freud smiles
Based
This is going to sound weird but why did the reader say girlfriend at the end and not wife? He got rid of the word only to put it back into the text at the end.
What a dumpster fire of a fake
I would love to meet a caring Dom like this, but the ones I have met make me deeply uncomfortable xD. Happy for bro tho
Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Now go hit the gym. Send me a pic of your progress.
@oonmm lol
@@oonmm dude has a mission here
Anon is a dog.
Why did you censor the word wife? Lmao
nice fanfic anon, unfortunately women in real life dont act like that. its not fantasy.
Oh, God I love INTJ women.
need this
Bread and eggs tomorrow for breakfast, wake up at 6:15. Get ready quick.
@SomeCowguy you are not this
@@rice5827 right I'm still a man 😔✊
This is not good. But way way way better than what was before. Pity it is not real.
There is someone for everyone.
Dude literally joined a one person cult, Emilyism
The cult of personality.
@@UniverseGamerLumiGreat song.
??? It worked I guess
Idk man this doesn't seem like an improvement. This seems unhealthy in a completely different way.
He repeated the good habits for over a month, hopefully he will keep em if single.
Some people needs someone else to control them to live their best life. If you arnt firmly on one side of the coin it's hard to see why it's valuble.
@@Qwerty95ish Controlling a person is never a good thing. If you "need" someone like that, you're just inviting covert narcissists into your life. Now, if you need a little extra help with your life, that I understand. But there's a difference between someone who cares about you helping you get your life together out of genuine kindness, and someone who takes total control over every area of your life.
@Manicfuguestate Wildly small minded. Most likely on your mid 20's or younger and haven't learned the best partners are ones with complimentary baggage.
@@Manicfuguestate It's a bit hardcore form of bdsm ....I guess?
Need...
What the hell is "lurking /b/"
lol
lmao
Is this guy my cousin's bf?
Diesofcringe
Still Gold? HA HA, pathetic.
fake af but very funny writing
Weak but i kinda think its hot but WEAK AF
This don't real
Zaza had me wiling, i wake up screaming glockenspiel in Mt HSBC