I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere
I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.
“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”
@theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.
Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here
Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.
I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.
Algorithm must like this one lol. UA-cam never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?
Freezin' Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again Oh, feelin' Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah Oh, hand out Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah Oh, dark grin He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Life again, life again... Kneelin' Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah Oh, prayin' Now to something that has never showed him anything Oh, feelin' Understands the weather of the winter's on its way Oh, ceilings Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again ...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away Yeah! Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up Hey man, you got a dollar? Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got Well, God bless you, man, God bless you Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away Him away, him away... yeah! Woo, ah yeah...
HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
He shredded for pur shins.
HE SHREDDED PUR OUR SINSNNSSSSSSSS 🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Amen
“And on the third day, he rode for the shredd…”
I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere
Absolute unit
That one veteran who talks about the 3 bullet scars on his shoulder and the slash across his chest.
That's why you PAY ATTENTION when He flips tables or smites you for slapping Him too much.
I mean, the dude went around letting people touch his scars, so it checks out
he's not T-posing that trick is actually called Christ Air
Explain this atheists
Atheist: Those are some sick tricks!
I couldn't. getting baptised tomorrow.
Can’t explain it honestly, might have to convert 😬
cant explain it bro, preparing for church rn
Fr
Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son
Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:
I think there’s an episode of King of the Hill like this
@@samcomply Yep, Pastor K with the dreadlocks
@@thomasowen5785 Ha! Yes, thank you.
@@samcomply Yes I remember lol
I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.
“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”
@@polarpickles8035 Yes it is, my friend.
i wanted to like this but also didn't want to ruin the 666 like count
Dude I'm jesus I can fly duh
Why do you insult the Lord Jesus?
@theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.
I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video
I did originally but I got a copyright strike :/
@@JJLD26 Oh okay that makes sense
"Heathen toooad, bought a road like buttered fries!"
@@whiskeycorridor90 LOL
The singer really made the chorus pop. All that anticipation and build-up to kinda fizzle out a little without him.
When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus
He'll be packing your bong if OPM's lyrics are anything to go by.
Deny weakness and sin,accept Jesus and skate!
I wanna ski with Jesus.
I hope you've been a good Christian boye, then.
well you know... heaven is a halfpipe.
I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these
Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one
It’s literally called a “Christ Air” so I mean 💀
Laugh at that part as well
It is not T posing, it is Crist cross, lol
tfw you try to make a gamer joke without realizing there's a proper skater term for the trick.
How it's dark when Jesus fans themselves focus a lot on Jesus death tool lol
The combination of church and skate.
Haha thats gold
Jefferson malding RN
Capital letter don't give you a big enough W for the comment sir well done
that's some dad joke alright
0:29 full of miracles
Belief.
THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!
HE’S ORDINARY
missed opportunity right there lmao
foo fighters reference lmao
Weird I found this video looking at Nirvana shit
@@CarolynDestruction YES
1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.
drill go brrrrr
his skateboard is right next to him 😂
Dude created a 3D photonegative on linen sheets in the year 36 WHILE DEAD (and then proceeded to stop being dead!) so this is nothing to Him
Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙
"and keepth thy skate tricks holy"
Black Sabbath
The song is Pearl Jam not Black Sabbath
@@TheAceTrain1 he knows that but Sabbath isn't just the name of a band.
Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟
Our shins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟
What a jam
What a pearl-jam
Perhaps a pearl one
Pearl Jam blows ass
@@MrMoss0213 🔥🔥🔥✍
0:29 lost your board? it's ok, son. here's another...
It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured
I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles
“The Son of Man came not to be served,
but to serve.”
“For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37
None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does
Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again
Feelin' maybe should have treated Judas better anyway, ooh yeah
I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people
Lol yep Jesus was reincarnated as Eddie Vedder and founded Pearl Jam
"But the lord riffs for the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
Psalms 13:37
Who's to say He doesn't still hear grunge rock while saving us?
ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED
for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏
I am the 69th like
If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different
"I find no fault in this man. He shreds!"
"Christ air" sounds like an airline...
Everybody gangsta until skatan appears
Extraordinarily lore accurate...
0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat
There he go 🫡
even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays
I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian
Love it ✝️
You should love it if they had skateboards 2000 years ago Jesus would be the best shredder
no violence he just shreedin at the skate park for our sins
The former option
the lord works in mysterious ways
I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.
Freeeeeeeziiiinn'
RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE
@@JJLD26 OH Feelin’ maybe he’ll see a little betters, any day
1:33 "I call this one the Loo-C-fer"
Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao
turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.
How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath
he is risen
And on the third day, he rode
Damn, the third day always hits hard
Do not repent to the devil ways, forgive his children and y’all be lifted into 3x multiplier and be forgiven into infinity
- Morgan freeman
Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here
“On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.”
- Swagilations, 6:9
Jesus probably used his magic carpentry skills to build the perfect skateboard giving him optimal air flow and hang time.
Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode
It's His canon power level, no console commands used, Christ% is a valid category
He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶
not the gen alpha lingo 😭😭😭
Our lord and skater Jesus Christ
This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.
0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀
Was ripping an apple in half while watching this
The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”
forgot that I had youtube muted and spotify playing gangstas paridise
“Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven”
- The hidden Beatitude of Jesus
He is officially named Steezus
WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.
In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.
I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.
In Skesus name we shred ✊
I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor
Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.
Jesus: fuck going back to earth I’m shredding the gates
He rose again on the third day…
To do a 360 Benihana
Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.
Nobody would pay attention to the pagan pretenders when the Holy Holy Holy one is there!
This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to
When I watched this video I have already heard the actual song so I could still hear the lyrics playing in my head
0:07 idk anything abu skateboarding please tell me this pose is called “the power of the cross” or something to that effect?
Christ Air, I think
Some 15 years ago I knew it was called crucifix but apparently it is called Christ Air
I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.
he has risen
thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian
Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.
Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus
I remember Skate 3… fond memories.
he died for your shins
On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘
And when He parted the water from the Earth from the water in Heaven, He said "let there be even flow".
im obsessed with this meme
0:54 he’s either asserting his dominance or just got used to t-posing for another reason…
easter today
Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves
“Drink this wine, for it is my blood
Eat this bread, for it is my body
Now watch this, for it is my sick ass kickflip”
Matthew 26:26
He turned water into fine 😎
Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯
"this one's called the crucifix"
Hearing Even Flow without the lyrics is messing me up
Why is seing Jesus spinning down stoically so God damn comical
damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.
1:35 Deploy the sin-seeking grace missile.
Algorithm must like this one lol. UA-cam never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?
You were kinda right lmao
I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.
And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟
my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start
Where did you find such a clean instrumental cut of the song?? This is better then any version ive heard!
Perfect biblical reference doesn't exist...
Freezin'
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out
Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah
Oh, dark grin
He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
Kneelin'
Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin'
Now to something that has never showed him anything
Oh, feelin'
Understands the weather of the winter's on its way
Oh, ceilings
Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away
Yeah!
Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up
Hey man, you got a dollar?
Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got
Well, God bless you, man, God bless you
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away... yeah!
Woo, ah yeah...
The Bible 2: The second shredding
Happy even flow day
Giving a whole nother meaning to the pearl-y white gates of heaven
0:59 WHY DID I HEAD THE LYRICS
Your not the only one