Jesus on the third day

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  • @M4ssExtinction
    @M4ssExtinction Рік тому +8600

    HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @Requiario_I
    @Requiario_I Рік тому +4312

    I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere

    • @athos9293
      @athos9293 Рік тому +210

      Absolute unit

    • @sidthesquidh
      @sidthesquidh Рік тому +279

      That one veteran who talks about the 3 bullet scars on his shoulder and the slash across his chest.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +104

      That's why you PAY ATTENTION when He flips tables or smites you for slapping Him too much.

    • @Driptacular_Dragonborn
      @Driptacular_Dragonborn Рік тому +73

      I mean, the dude went around letting people touch his scars, so it checks out

    • @XxHUNTER14xX_
      @XxHUNTER14xX_ Рік тому +41

      he's not T-posing that trick is actually called Christ Air

  • @mymi46
    @mymi46 Рік тому +9908

    Explain this atheists

    • @fool2740
      @fool2740 Рік тому +379

      Atheist: Those are some sick tricks!

    • @sogelnation
      @sogelnation Рік тому +797

      I couldn't. getting baptised tomorrow.

    • @BraveMoji
      @BraveMoji Рік тому +345

      Can’t explain it honestly, might have to convert 😬

    • @str4f.3
      @str4f.3 Рік тому +297

      cant explain it bro, preparing for church rn

    • @krarloa5391
      @krarloa5391 Рік тому +28

      Fr

  • @Cheezy_Bunz
    @Cheezy_Bunz Рік тому +2720

    Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son
    Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:

    • @samcomply
      @samcomply Рік тому +17

      I think there’s an episode of King of the Hill like this

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 Рік тому +19

      @@samcomply Yep, Pastor K with the dreadlocks

    • @samcomply
      @samcomply Рік тому +4

      @@thomasowen5785 Ha! Yes, thank you.

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm Рік тому

      ​@@samcomply Yes I remember lol

    • @lookwhatyoudidtomyfish4453
      @lookwhatyoudidtomyfish4453 Рік тому +8

      I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.

  • @MemeJesusFromFacebook
    @MemeJesusFromFacebook Рік тому +4013

    “Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
    You'd walk with me all the way.
    But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
    there was only one set of footprints.
    I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
    He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”

    • @MemeJesusFromFacebook
      @MemeJesusFromFacebook Рік тому +21

      @@polarpickles8035 Yes it is, my friend.

    • @esanch29
      @esanch29 Рік тому +11

      i wanted to like this but also didn't want to ruin the 666 like count

    • @communistpropagandist4608
      @communistpropagandist4608 Рік тому +14

      Dude I'm jesus I can fly duh

    • @theselectivecentrist8146
      @theselectivecentrist8146 Рік тому +4

      Why do you insult the Lord Jesus?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +18

      @theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.

  • @Muffinstudios533
    @Muffinstudios533 Рік тому +2013

    I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video

    • @JJLD26
      @JJLD26  Рік тому +279

      I did originally but I got a copyright strike :/

    • @Muffinstudios533
      @Muffinstudios533 Рік тому +85

      @@JJLD26 Oh okay that makes sense

    • @whiskeycorridor90
      @whiskeycorridor90 Рік тому +75

      "Heathen toooad, bought a road like buttered fries!"

    • @Fofeynho
      @Fofeynho Рік тому +4

      @@whiskeycorridor90 LOL

    • @NotFound-dz9dl
      @NotFound-dz9dl Рік тому +18

      The singer really made the chorus pop. All that anticipation and build-up to kinda fizzle out a little without him.

  • @americas_boi1154
    @americas_boi1154 Рік тому +939

    When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns Рік тому +37

      He'll be packing your bong if OPM's lyrics are anything to go by.

    • @sebittyseb4481
      @sebittyseb4481 Рік тому +41

      Deny weakness and sin,accept Jesus and skate!

    • @Jonathan-cx6jl
      @Jonathan-cx6jl Рік тому +17

      I wanna ski with Jesus.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому +8

      I hope you've been a good Christian boye, then.

    • @patrick4662
      @patrick4662 Рік тому +3

      well you know... heaven is a halfpipe.

  • @himquee
    @himquee Рік тому +826

    I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these
    Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one

    • @JJLD26
      @JJLD26  Рік тому +204

      It’s literally called a “Christ Air” so I mean 💀

    • @MrStealth9659
      @MrStealth9659 Рік тому +5

      Laugh at that part as well

    • @myentertainment55
      @myentertainment55 Рік тому +8

      It is not T posing, it is Crist cross, lol

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Рік тому +12

      tfw you try to make a gamer joke without realizing there's a proper skater term for the trick.

    • @guiwonsik
      @guiwonsik Рік тому +2

      How it's dark when Jesus fans themselves focus a lot on Jesus death tool lol

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 Рік тому +399

    The combination of church and skate.

  • @bigdwicks7498
    @bigdwicks7498 Рік тому +357

    0:29 full of miracles

  • @jjoonnii
    @jjoonnii Рік тому +825

    THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ Рік тому +167

    1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.

    • @TheNewGuard
      @TheNewGuard Рік тому +7

      drill go brrrrr

    • @LostChrisOfficial
      @LostChrisOfficial Рік тому +1

      his skateboard is right next to him 😂

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 4 місяці тому

      Dude created a 3D photonegative on linen sheets in the year 36 WHILE DEAD (and then proceeded to stop being dead!) so this is nothing to Him

  • @SuperBlueOasis
    @SuperBlueOasis Рік тому +422

    Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙

  • @LunaTheTroll
    @LunaTheTroll Рік тому +387

    Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

    • @axuli99
      @axuli99 Рік тому +26

      Our shins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟

  • @tomfoolery597
    @tomfoolery597 Рік тому +359

    What a jam

    • @crystalcopper
      @crystalcopper Рік тому +65

      What a pearl-jam

    • @MrMoss0213
      @MrMoss0213 Рік тому +45

      Perhaps a pearl one

    • @Jc-ks5lx
      @Jc-ks5lx Рік тому

      Pearl Jam blows ass

    • @vauxittt
      @vauxittt 11 місяців тому +1

      @@MrMoss0213 🔥🔥🔥✍

  • @awFOQ
    @awFOQ 2 місяці тому +10

    0:29 lost your board? it's ok, son. here's another...

  • @dylanwhipple9882
    @dylanwhipple9882 Рік тому +116

    It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured

  • @nocturnGER
    @nocturnGER Рік тому +165

    I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 Рік тому +58

    “The Son of Man came not to be served,
    but to serve.”

  • @popelover_
    @popelover_ Рік тому +95

    “For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37

  • @parrotyee
    @parrotyee Рік тому +90

    None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does

  • @tenvs10
    @tenvs10 Рік тому +40

    Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again

    • @mrherb9142
      @mrherb9142 Рік тому +2

      Feelin' maybe should have treated Judas better anyway, ooh yeah

  • @manufaustino316
    @manufaustino316 Рік тому +69

    I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people

    • @tedskins
      @tedskins Рік тому +9

      Lol yep Jesus was reincarnated as Eddie Vedder and founded Pearl Jam

    • @LiteraltrashcanTT
      @LiteraltrashcanTT Рік тому +2

      "But the lord riffs for the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
      Psalms 13:37

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 4 місяці тому +2

      Who's to say He doesn't still hear grunge rock while saving us?

  • @fx_jaguar8743
    @fx_jaguar8743 Рік тому +11

    ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED

  • @ZIPPER0NI
    @ZIPPER0NI Рік тому +89

    for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏

  • @DirtyBertie
    @DirtyBertie Рік тому +39

    If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different

  • @DAC737
    @DAC737 11 місяців тому +5

    "Christ air" sounds like an airline...

  • @Oneironautic
    @Oneironautic Рік тому +7

    Everybody gangsta until skatan appears

  • @SalimOfShadow
    @SalimOfShadow Рік тому +15

    Extraordinarily lore accurate...

  • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
    @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Рік тому +7

    0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat

  • @Alilovesu74
    @Alilovesu74 Рік тому +34

    There he go 🫡

  • @combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420
    @combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420 Рік тому +21

    even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays

  • @globerri_leaving
    @globerri_leaving Рік тому +173

    I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian

    • @JJLD26
      @JJLD26  Рік тому +117

      Love it ✝️

    • @zacharypreval3186
      @zacharypreval3186 Рік тому +62

      You should love it if they had skateboards 2000 years ago Jesus would be the best shredder

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 Рік тому +22

      no violence he just shreedin at the skate park for our sins

    • @BigBossPW1974
      @BigBossPW1974 Рік тому +1

      The former option

    • @KingPivot001
      @KingPivot001 Рік тому +7

      the lord works in mysterious ways

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Рік тому +3

    I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.

  • @RobertoGomez-tp7qu
    @RobertoGomez-tp7qu Рік тому +38

    Freeeeeeeziiiinn'

    • @JJLD26
      @JJLD26  Рік тому +15

      RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 Рік тому +5

      @@JJLD26 OH Feelin’ maybe he’ll see a little betters, any day

  • @rabbidsnipes5654
    @rabbidsnipes5654 Рік тому +1

    1:33 "I call this one the Loo-C-fer"

  • @focusxcl
    @focusxcl Рік тому +5

    Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao

  • @LCLstaples
    @LCLstaples 11 місяців тому +1

    turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.

  • @DirtyBertie
    @DirtyBertie Рік тому +9

    How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath

  • @LORDCANTl
    @LORDCANTl Рік тому +6

    he is risen

  • @neoknight9180
    @neoknight9180 Рік тому +5

    And on the third day, he rode

  • @unpassante6628
    @unpassante6628 Рік тому +7

    Damn, the third day always hits hard

    • @CatsBtrippin
      @CatsBtrippin Рік тому +1

      Do not repent to the devil ways, forgive his children and y’all be lifted into 3x multiplier and be forgiven into infinity
      - Morgan freeman

  • @Finchyay
    @Finchyay Рік тому +2

    Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Рік тому +6

    “On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.”
    - Swagilations, 6:9

  • @MuteNukem
    @MuteNukem 11 місяців тому +1

    Jesus probably used his magic carpentry skills to build the perfect skateboard giving him optimal air flow and hang time.

  • @pizzasoldeir2
    @pizzasoldeir2 Рік тому +8

    Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 4 місяці тому +1

      It's His canon power level, no console commands used, Christ% is a valid category

  • @andrei-calinardelean1957
    @andrei-calinardelean1957 Рік тому +4

    He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶

    • @vauxittt
      @vauxittt 10 місяців тому

      not the gen alpha lingo 😭😭😭

  • @s.s.99
    @s.s.99 Рік тому +3

    Our lord and skater Jesus Christ

  • @mrpenguin8731
    @mrpenguin8731 7 місяців тому +2

    This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.

  • @duyduc6293
    @duyduc6293 Рік тому +7

    0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀

  • @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master
    @Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master Рік тому +2

    Was ripping an apple in half while watching this

  • @Justin-fd7tg
    @Justin-fd7tg Рік тому +11

    The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”

  • @AweeBwoo
    @AweeBwoo 10 місяців тому +2

    forgot that I had youtube muted and spotify playing gangstas paridise

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Рік тому +4

    “Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven”
    - The hidden Beatitude of Jesus

  • @jnfv
    @jnfv 8 місяців тому +2

    He is officially named Steezus

  • @marioland-ef9wb
    @marioland-ef9wb Рік тому +5

    WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @oscarlove4394
    @oscarlove4394 Рік тому +2

    i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.

  • @jflowization
    @jflowization Рік тому +3

    In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.

  • @maiky4946
    @maiky4946 Рік тому +1

    I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.

  • @jamincaskey7681
    @jamincaskey7681 Рік тому +6

    In Skesus name we shred ✊

  • @gangsterman5590
    @gangsterman5590 Рік тому +1

    I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor

  • @jackrobinson1073
    @jackrobinson1073 Рік тому +4

    Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.

  • @CarolynDestruction
    @CarolynDestruction Рік тому

    Jesus: fuck going back to earth I’m shredding the gates

  • @parmesan5150
    @parmesan5150 Рік тому +4

    He rose again on the third day…
    To do a 360 Benihana

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras Рік тому +2

    Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 4 місяці тому

      Nobody would pay attention to the pagan pretenders when the Holy Holy Holy one is there!

  • @burneshortliver2161
    @burneshortliver2161 Рік тому +15

    This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to

    • @jonathanxaviertroche-diodo844
      @jonathanxaviertroche-diodo844 Рік тому +1

      When I watched this video I have already heard the actual song so I could still hear the lyrics playing in my head

  • @mountchoco8174
    @mountchoco8174 Рік тому +8

    0:07 idk anything abu skateboarding please tell me this pose is called “the power of the cross” or something to that effect?

    • @Maxdamageplus
      @Maxdamageplus Рік тому +4

      Christ Air, I think

    • @Trident_2
      @Trident_2 Рік тому +2

      Some 15 years ago I knew it was called crucifix but apparently it is called Christ Air

  • @dumbdinosaur4572
    @dumbdinosaur4572 Рік тому +2

    I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.

  • @joemama-x48
    @joemama-x48 Рік тому +5

    he has risen

  • @sainoshua-angel
    @sainoshua-angel Рік тому +1

    thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian

  • @egg6381
    @egg6381 Рік тому +8

    Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.

  • @sampelletier5083
    @sampelletier5083 Рік тому +2

    Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus

  • @Seissmo
    @Seissmo Рік тому +8

    I remember Skate 3… fond memories.

  • @joebrito3192
    @joebrito3192 Рік тому +2

    he died for your shins

  • @SuperBlueOasis
    @SuperBlueOasis Рік тому +21

    On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 10 місяців тому +1

    And when He parted the water from the Earth from the water in Heaven, He said "let there be even flow".

  • @RamenTheGoat
    @RamenTheGoat Рік тому +5

    im obsessed with this meme

  • @ВгостяхуЭндеркинга

    0:54 he’s either asserting his dominance or just got used to t-posing for another reason…

  • @depressedidiot5761
    @depressedidiot5761 Рік тому +4

    easter today

  • @seawakstheprofessionalsnif6222

    Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves

  • @sonfisher239
    @sonfisher239 Рік тому +3

    “Drink this wine, for it is my blood
    Eat this bread, for it is my body
    Now watch this, for it is my sick ass kickflip”
    Matthew 26:26

  • @610demonkey
    @610demonkey Рік тому +2

    He turned water into fine 😎

  • @LittleSwagster
    @LittleSwagster Рік тому +4

    Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯

  • @camilolazo4010
    @camilolazo4010 Рік тому +1

    "this one's called the crucifix"

  • @gunseekers
    @gunseekers Рік тому +3

    Hearing Even Flow without the lyrics is messing me up

  • @benjaminleguennic7349
    @benjaminleguennic7349 Рік тому

    Why is seing Jesus spinning down stoically so God damn comical

  • @waltmyman
    @waltmyman Рік тому +3

    damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DownUnderDigitals
    @DownUnderDigitals Рік тому +5

    Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.

  • @spasmplayer7422
    @spasmplayer7422 Рік тому +1

    1:35 Deploy the sin-seeking grace missile.

  • @Mistrivious
    @Mistrivious Рік тому +4

    Algorithm must like this one lol. UA-cam never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?

    • @JJLD26
      @JJLD26  Рік тому

      You were kinda right lmao

  • @kairosprods
    @kairosprods Рік тому +1

    I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.

  • @michinomiya8179
    @michinomiya8179 Рік тому +3

    And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟

  • @australianemergencyvehicles505

    my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start

  • @toonraider7041
    @toonraider7041 Рік тому +7

    Where did you find such a clean instrumental cut of the song?? This is better then any version ive heard!

  • @pugssvideos4762
    @pugssvideos4762 11 місяців тому +1

    Perfect biblical reference doesn't exist...

  • @d011ss7
    @d011ss7 Рік тому +5

    Freezin'
    Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
    Oh, feelin'
    Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah
    Oh, hand out
    Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah
    Oh, dark grin
    He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah
    Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
    Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
    Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
    Life again, life again...
    Kneelin'
    Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah
    Oh, prayin'
    Now to something that has never showed him anything
    Oh, feelin'
    Understands the weather of the winter's on its way
    Oh, ceilings
    Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey
    Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
    Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
    Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
    ...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away
    Him away, him away
    Yeah!
    Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up
    Hey man, you got a dollar?
    Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got
    Well, God bless you, man, God bless you
    Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
    Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
    Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
    Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away
    Him away, him away... yeah!
    Woo, ah yeah...

  • @westward0248
    @westward0248 Рік тому +1

    The Bible 2: The second shredding

  • @AllexOnSpace
    @AllexOnSpace Рік тому +2

    Happy even flow day

  • @altarofapostasy
    @altarofapostasy Рік тому +1

    Giving a whole nother meaning to the pearl-y white gates of heaven

  • @energyant6157
    @energyant6157 Рік тому +4

    0:59 WHY DID I HEAD THE LYRICS