QUARANTINED With The Office, Parks and Recreation & Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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WE WELCOME YOU to our first annual COMEDY BITES QUARANTINED LOCKDOWN featuring your favourite self-isolation based moments from The Office, Parks and Recreation and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS
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#TheOffice #ParksandRecreation #BrooklynNineNine #Quarantine #Quarantined #Comedy #Funny #selfisolation
Missing the whole episode where Jake was in charge and because of a substance the whole precinct went into lockdown
ooo what episode is that
@@toasterstrudles642 i think it's in early s1
it's season 2, episode 7
@@kiutzaflores80 thank you uwu
Fax I thought about this immediately
“If you don’t hear from me by lunch...call me. I might want lunch.”
Tip: The Brooklyn Nine-Nine theme song is 20 seconds, it's good for singing or humming while washing your hands.
I sing Hey Jude. That's 68 na na na na's, for those washing their hands at home.
or just count to 20..
Coffeeandbooks theres literally no words
The more you know
@@DoctorArzt that sounds like a challenge
"He's eating snakes! Nope, it's spaghetti." I have never been that high off cold medicine
"It's always spaghetti." 🤣
Buy one containing diphenhydramine or dextromethorphane, drink alot of it and youll say otherwise hahah😂
Then you've never truly lived! 🤣
Omg don't do diphenhydramine in high doses it is very toxic for the brain and its a very scary trip as well, but as for dextromethorphan it is safe as long as you know what you are doing with it and it is a very cool feeling Imo. It's kinda like being drunk and stoned but without the spins. I enjoy it from time to time and especially with weed, one of the best drug combos for Mary Jane. If anyone out there is ever thinking about taking it please do your research and make sure the only medicinal ingredient is DXM nothing else. If you fuck around and aren't carful you could easily take too much acitominaphin (common ingredient in alot of DXM medication) and that is the worst thing you can do. Stay safe all✌️
Dwight would be the best at quarantine
I would and I am
Jojo asmr is what I’ve been waiting to see on this great platform we call UA-cam
Dwight Schrute if you were quarantined with someone, would you kill them and collect all the food and stuff for yourself or would you try to co exist with the other? Would it be different for each gender?
Rosa would smash Dwight at quarantine
Obeyed Playz
I’m glad I’ve helped you find what you’ve been looking for
We need Dwight now more than ever.
I guarantee you that if Dwight was president of the USA, The Coronavirus would have already been dealt with
I usually hates Dwight antics. But in this situation i agree (to some degree) of Dwight quarantine scenario.
If you rent more than 4 times a year it makes sense to buy
Lego World War 2 Stop Motion wish I had taken this sage advice
It’s true
You can get a way better one of you join MTF beta 7
Renters...
My favourite scene is Holt writing "Kase" on the wall
That hype up by medicine Rosa is always an iconic scene of the entire Brooklyn Nine Nine Series.
“Gargamargo”
It just came out suddenly and I swear I cracked up 🤣
Dwight would be our hope nowadays
Indeed
On the other hand, he also believed we needed a new plague, soooooo...
Dear Sal yeahhhhh it’s a 50/50 situation
he’d either quarantine and think that anti-maskers would be taken out by natural selection, or think that his immune system is strong enough to fight off the virus (but also he’s never been sick, so he doesn’t have any antibodies.) in conclusion, dwight schrute
you missed the funniest part where rosa punches through the glass
Missed oppurtunity to include the cold open where they're having a meeting on sanitation and dwight claims there should be hand desanitizing stations because being exposed to germs is best so everyone sneezes on him. S7E7
It was only Jim, I think.
Kiki Spears Jim and Andy sneezed on his toast but yeah you’re right lol
I always wondered why Dwight says, "Wash your hands, Kevin" when Jim moves his desk to the bathroom lol
I don't think they call Dwight "girl puncher" because of lice. Lol
thank you for explaining the joke
@@disco.heaven It's because he punched a girl.
When we needed something relatable and funnily uplifting, you delivered.
Amy is. Usain Bolt
What about when the whole 99 got quarantined... Can't believe they didn't use it 😭
Noodle Slayer the bomb packet thingy?
@@christopherchan5245 the unidentified powder
Noodle Slayer yeah that’s the one i meant it was in a packet
Quarantine makes people crazy....
I feel like I'm gonna be like Dwight in this video one day when I wake up.
That’s never a bad thing.
I already am
“GOOD SHOW, JOLLY GOOD SHOW!”
Stop 👏 limiting 👏 the 👏 videos 👏 to 👏 ten 👏 minutes 👏
You 👏 are 👏 missing 👏 so 👏 many 👏 underrated 👏 scenes 👏
2:59 Ugh, It’s always spaghetti...
We need a triple crossover episode where the 99 is on a road trip thingy where they visit other precincts and then they arrive in Indiana in the middle of an investigation based on the corruption in the Pawneeian government including councilman Jamm and coincidently the same day, a couple of salesmen from Dunder Mifflin arrive on a sales call (by now, Parks and Rec and The Office would have had their reboots going for a little while now and in the office reboot, some salesmen remaining in Scranton were merged into a midwest branch after they have to downsize (again) (also in the reboot, by now Dunder Mifflin has grown financially and was able to spread across the country) to sell paper to the Parks department in Pawnee. Boom. Theres the plot for the crossover episode you didnt know you needed.
Girl puncher 🤣
Meredith is every guy in quarantine
When the world needs Dwight....
YOU LOOK TIRED AND YOURE ALL SWEATY ALL THE TIME, YOU WANNA GO THERE JERRY???
I love parks and recreation.
"HAIR LAWYERS"
" KILLED OR BE KILLED"
where tf is Dwight rn seriously
"Scalp lawyers" 😂
I found something to watch while being quarantined due to the virus.
There’s a pencil poking at my rolls 😂😂 I don’t know how I missed that line before but that made my day
Very nice timing Comedy Bites ! Well done. More of these PLEASE !!
I should really rewatch that mumps episode sometime, that was funny
I love Parks and Rec but I never really liked the way they piled on to Jerry
Well at least he got his Happy Ending, you know, being Mayor for the rest of his life, and dying at 100
@@isaac2990 oh god i forgot. Ben never could figure out the mystery of Jerry and Gale. He still thinks shes a soviet spy
Jake didn't think of naming it Mumphery?? Why jake?? Why????
"I'm not gonna lie. LYE!"
1:35 I thought Dwight went to Dr Xavier’s school for gifted children. (Not the actual one but some dude pretending it was)
"Balthazar is a thirsty bitch" 😂😂😂
Oh god quarantine is basically being tired and being insane at the same time.
What day is it though??
genius video theme!
"hey the world is crumbling appart lets put out a video related to it so we can make money!"
I’ve got Covid, so I’m quarantining with my favorite people.
Doug Judy is in the office 😯
This is in no way a coincidence
Yeah perfect time to make this video
I got three ads on toothpaste and I don't know if that's on purpose.
Prosciutto, emmentaler and shit, all in one sandwich.
So lucky I didn't even know about the third one. I don't want to.
0:27 Florida
Girl puncher alv hahaha
Corona time!
Be safe y’all
U too bro
I Bet doug Judy and Darrel would be good friends
Yoooo it’s corona timeeeee
1. You're name is, and I quote "Cucumber Watermelon" .
2. You said "Its corona time" ( which is a dead meme)
3. You have a picture of a C as ur profile picture
In conclusion: You're nine year old child who doesn't know what comedy is (or) You're a teenager who is trying to be funny on the internet ( but isnt) and you have no friends.
Hah says you. At least the corona virus is relevant. You still have a LEGO character as your profile picture and you predicted me completely wrong. I’m a teen, I have friends, and I’m just too lazy to make a serious account. I don’t care about my name or pic, I just use this account for commenting.
@@cucumberwatermelon Corona virus memes aren't relevant you pathetic fanny
@@diepoopenfarten9619 you sure are funny at parties... btw, it's not 'you're', it's 'your'
Jorge Augusto Santos Oh look some guy that’s trying to roast me (it did not work).
Dwight: "Girl Puncher"
Me: O_O
this is pretty much everyday life now due to coronavirus
"Balthazar's a thirsty bitch"
Why does everyone on TV drink cough medicine like it’s Gatorade?
Everything in that 3rd show is like its made for literal morons. Thats why probably.
Hazardous men's suit wearing lmao
Dwight is the best...
They didn’t add the part where Dwight uses the gas grenade
It... it helps. :')
That's a reason I didn't like Leslie, she licked their things when she was sick, but made Jerry work in a tent.
Torque it’s jerry man... everyone does that to jerry
What is the best Brooklyn 99 parks and rec or office?
My favorite is parks and rec
It's would be Parks and Rec but the office in a close second, B99 is just hard to like because feels like it tries way too hard
Erik Gardner yeah the office is definitely a close second
The office parks and rec is second
“Baltazhar’s a thirsty bitch”
MAXIMUM CAPA- ..... BLARGH
I like it cut g DONG
bruh people will never react to these jokes the same way again
FITTING!
Dwight doesn’t like lice
coronavirus in a nutshell
ironic for the time
Mumps pain is unbearable
YES!!
Haha girl puncher
Stay sick bro!
WOW THIS VIDEO IS SO SPONTANEOUS IT GAVE ME CANCER HAHAHAHAHA
Stop laughing
@@th3rasave HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@jimpickens4 perhaps i mispoke
Stop laughing.
@@th3rasave Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffftheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@jimpickens4 Stop. Laughing.
Leslie > Dwight
Who's watching in 2022?
No one cuz we all died.
This is convenient
Bruh
Hi
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments.
3 ads on a 10 minute video is just stupid.
What the hell
Why do tv shows show people throwing up with the flu? The flu is respiratory.
The flu can cause vomiting and diarrhoea
@@clintbrew I was going to say, what the hell does he think the stomach flu does?
This content is the best! Vlogging is my favorite and I also post similar content on my channel. I think I'll definitely put a smile on your face. Keep up the good work!
i hate when comedy continues to spread misinformation.... you can wash your hair daily, that lady in the bus will still give you lice. believe me. i know it xD
i like how all these comparisons show how dry and unfunny the brooklyn Nine-Nine "jokes" are compared to the wit put into the office and parks and rec.
the office > brooklyn 99 > parks and rec
Parks and rec > Brooklyn 99 > the office
Ur allowed have an opinion. Even if it's wrong
@@mq9281 that's good to know. in the event that i ever have a wrong opinion at some future time then its good to know that you are fine with it.
Parks and rec>Brooklyn 99