Remember that a full size candy acts as a multiplier to the value of any pile. Throwing a regular snickers on top of a bunch of fun-sizes can give the impression that there are more regular sizes in the pile. It's a risky move, but can pay off big if you play it right. This works best with kitkats, which have one of the smaller full:fun size ratios.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 I know this is just an unrepentant bot (see what I did there?) but I really love the idea that someone thought that his full:funsize gambit was damnation worthy.
There's a rare exception to the "Apple-givers are going to Hell" rule. Anyone who's related to a carnival-owner, and uses the authentic carnival recipe to make red candy apples from scratch. My mom used to do that.
My country doesn't even have trick o treating yet this video gets recommended. I guess it because I watch a lot of english content instead of my local content.
@@CertainlyCaro seriously asking here no sarcasm, should i watch buzfeed videos to understand why people hate it in the comments? I don't want to be a victim of bad publicity turning good for buzfeed making me watch their videos.
I love how it makes a strange sort of hyper-real sense. Like, I can totally imagine some alternate universe where candy trading is so important that people look up guides like this.
I literally hate The USA so much! They are so stupid and think crazy mental “funny” people videos are good! Japan much better. I wish we bombed them with the animals. Who agrees?
@@itsukinakamura8547 "I wish we bombed them with the animals" ... **tries very hard not to bring up Hiroshima** ... **tries very hard not to bring up Nagasaki** ... Have you ev--
Hey kid, want some actual candy, that isn’t in this windowless van, is out in the open, with little to no chance to actually get kidnapped? What kind? I got these loose candy corns.
My favorite lines: "loose candy corn should be placed with your pennies, because they're equally w o r t h l e s s" "and raisins should be b u r n e d, then peed on by your dog" "and as for anyone who gave you an apple, dont worry, they're going to h e l l"
The thing is it's a 50/50 never between, some people LOVE cookies and creme and some people HATE cookies and creme, those who hate it are probably iPhone users
A sad change in recent years strikes the economy hard. The once base currency has been split in two, left Twix and right Twix... The effects of this are unknown yet, but experts predict that this may be a dark year for the candy trade.
0:29 She cried for 3 and a half years. This video was uploaded 10/31/2014. Zefrank1 disappeared then reappeared 4/24/2018. Zefrank1 was crying about his fake unicorn eggs all this time.
Watching this is one of my favorite Halloween traditions, even though I can't eat gluten, dairy, and gelatin (which are in 80% of all Halloween treats), and don't have any friends with this kind of taste in fun
i actually dont like fun dip so i just give it to my brother or take it to school and listen to everyone begging me for it while i throw it in the trash
Unless of course the apple was coated with caramel and nuts, red candy coating, melted chocolate with Oreo cookie crumbs, or some other sweet decadent covering. There's a special place in heaven for those kind of apple-givers.
When I was 7, I had my first Halloween in Arizona. But my neighborhood never really had kids in it, let alone trick-or-treaters, so most of them didn't have candy. Instead, they gave us things like apples, money, and one of them was dressed as a loofah and gave us macaroni packets. That was arguably the most memorable Halloween I've had.
🤣 you made me spit my morning coffee! That is the oddest, most randomly specific Halloween 🎃👻 I think I'd fight for a macaroni packet any day! This should be a thing
@@qbertking1910 loofahs are those weird little cloud lookin things made of mesh that you see people washing themselves with in the shower. Like a sponge but better at exfoliating
LMFAO this is perfect. Similar to the unknowledgeable Cro-Magnon who take news and face value, believe it,then shit themselves a week later and disregard it because it's CNN or FOX
Thank you for this. Made me smile. Been a long time since I've seen it two. Probably a year based on UA-cam recommending a bunch of other videos I haven't watched in a year or more and don't remember.
It gets recommended mid October 2019, it seems, even after all these years, UA-cam believes it is a good guide. Frist good recommendation in a long time.
As a kid, I once ended up with 4 pieces of candy, and only 2 of which I liked, at an event, so I spent around 30 minutes scooping out the market and finding out what people were willing to trade what. I ended up trading all of the candies I didn't like and 1 of the candies I did like to start a chain of trades that let me end up with around 5 good ones in total. That was a good day!
This brings back memories of middle school. You know that rumor where you can trade cigs in prison for stuff? same deal in school, but with candy. I was pretty much the fense, Candy came through me and two or so others before it ever gets into the school, not counting the teachers who gave out candy. I knew who liked what and what they'd give for it. The teachers themselves never taught me anything useful, but the school? I got an internship as a stockbroker now. Life is good.
In my mind this is how a deal would go down: * at lunch room * Dude, i got some candy cigs, i'll trade em for three Twix or five bucks. Deal? Buyer: Yeah man, candy cigs are the shiz.
Old video popped up in my feed today. I've been a ZeFrank subscriber for awhile, so surprised I've never seen it. Anyways, I've been in this Halloween game since the 70s as a child, older sister, parent, neighbor, etc. Never underestimate the quirky crowd out there. We give out a good mix of stuff but include a few oddments in our big bowl of bounty. Some examples: small toys, trinkets, fresh fruit, small baggies of coins, and always a raw potato. There is ALWAYS at least one kid that is thrilled with that potato so we never stop. (I generally allow 2-3 choices per person.) It never fails so I keep replacing it.
That is his choice, if you were famous and well known for something, but wasn't really happy with it, wouldn't you want to do something different? And everyone demanding or requesting, that you keep doing what you used to, just makes you fed up and determined to not do so. Just some food for thought
Animations Dude he made this video for buzzfeed. Then later along the lines uploaded it to his channel as well. He owns all the rights to it. So yes, I agree with adrian that his channel is amazing and is missed verry much by people including myself.
Your school will be firebombed in the name of freedom and democracy. After the embers die down, I suggest that the local school children pilfer all the smarties, as they are impervious to heat.
Spring Films my personal favorite is when there’s a house with all king sizes and they let you pick, or your in good with a house and they give you a goodie bag or extra treats, this is why you need to be friendly with the neighbors
I remember on my last halloween at age 12 my dad ate literally ALL of my candy while I was at school the next day and couldn't understand why I was PISSED.
@@gilbertjordan._ That is false. They are beloved by the cringe community for the amazing ironically hilarious shit they post that gets mocked by other youtubers. They are a part of the youtube circle of life.
Canadian trade guide: For you Americans reading this what you call smarties are rockets and smarties are candy coated milk chocolate. Sours are self explanatory, same with mouth fizzies (you’ll get it when you get your Halloween candy this year, they’re becoming popular) 3 for chocolates Rockets can have their own category as “edible flavoured chalk” at least 5 rocket packages for chocolate Chocolates will be smarties, m&m, Hershey’s, kinder eggs and other mostly chocolate things. These are the BEST, DO NOT GIVE THESE UP FOR SHIT ITEMS OR FOR A NUMBER LESS THAN 2 OF ANYTHING ELSE. Wafer category: kitkat, coffee crisps and regular wafers (if you get regular wafers especially the strawberry kind just know that one day they’ll burn alive) 2 for chocolates Peanut category is self explanatory and most sane people will set these aside for the parent tax. Same with caramels. Now the hard candy/taffy candy/bubble gum, if you’re trading taffy like candy or bubble gum make sure you have large amounts or else it’s a waste of everyone’s time, jolly ranchers are the only acceptable hard candy you don’t need a lot of to get something good. 3-6 for chocolates Lollipops is also self explanatory, you need LOTS of those for anything good, unless it’s the jolly ranchers one, specifically the watermelon flavour. 3-6 for chocolates aswell. The throwaway pile: raisins, opened or tampered with candy, RASINS, anything healthy. Rasins. EDIT: if they’re known for being an over the top Halloween person, it’s up to your gut feeling to decide if you’ll trade with them or not, they have really good items but demand a larger amount than usual. BE CAREFUL Kids under the age of 7 have a 30 second take back and kids under 4 are un-tradeable, same with people over the age of 35 unless they’re your parent and you’re giving parent tax. DO NOT GIVE AWAY GOOD ITEMS TO ANYBODY. Hope this helps :)
+whoeveriwanttobe instead of making videos he takes photos of people then travels back in time and forces their child-selves to contort themselves into an identical pose. Kind of like One Hour Photo meets the Butterfly Effect
Yeah like only ppl who had very bad case of it actually care... otherwise for example I eat chocolate fairly often and as long as I don't eat tok much in a row I don't have to sit on the toilet that long
*My school automatically turns into an economy after Halloween*
Running a mini city in there I bet
Chris Hansen mine turned into Vegas...
Mine splits into two groups: The anarchists and the organized traders
Oh yeah, it is true.
Or a parade,
*Smoking -> Marijuana -> President*
Clinton style
-> Sexual Assault
obama be like
They smoke "Marijuana Presidents"
I'm the 666 like
Remember that a full size candy acts as a multiplier to the value of any pile. Throwing a regular snickers on top of a bunch of fun-sizes can give the impression that there are more regular sizes in the pile. It's a risky move, but can pay off big if you play it right.
This works best with kitkats, which have one of the smaller full:fun size ratios.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 I know this is just an unrepentant bot (see what I did there?) but I really love the idea that someone thought that his full:funsize gambit was damnation worthy.
yeah@@karunama3771
Markiplier ?!?!?!?
There's a rare exception to the "Apple-givers are going to Hell" rule. Anyone who's related to a carnival-owner, and uses the authentic carnival recipe to make red candy apples from scratch. My mom used to do that.
Or if they are plain Honeycrisps in good condition. Those apples were made by Jesus.
I think he means non-caramel Apples
@@AntifearnI’d be so happy to recieve a honeycrisp apple in my bucket.
fact.@@Antifearn
@@Antifearn truth
You see, the real scare is that you thought you enjoyed a buzzfeed video
Spooky
Not gonna lie, my hart dropped when the logo came up.
コツギ facts
True
Nope
This seems to make it's rounds every October.
Apparently so
Well here we are so yeah
Yup
Indeed
My country doesn't even have trick o treating yet this video gets recommended. I guess it because I watch a lot of english content instead of my local content.
"Although Nerds are technically inert Pop Rocks, they should be grouped seperately."
I love this so much.
Yes
When the buzzfeed logo appeared I had a mini heart attack.
I didn't know if it was a joke or something but then the video just ended after that.
yall are metal THE VIDEO IS MADE BY BUZZFEED HE JUST REUPLOADED A VID
ua-cam.com/video/wGdYhmFH-DQ/v-deo.html
@generic.exe He narrated the video, and was the president of Buzzfeed Motion Pictures for a time, so I think he gets a pass
@@eyxnos5192 I thought you were about to rickroll me
Last I checked Zefrank was pretty high up in Buzzfeed management. He might even be CEO.
If you're not American this is basically just gibberish
Return OSF I’m American and I have never heard of 50% of these candies
Can confirm. You see, I just want to enjoy this video so badly but I can't when I can't understand 90% of what he's saying. :/
If you're not a capitalist this is basically gibberish
I'm from England and I'm confused
Ikr
i looked in my butt and theres no pdf version of that chart
Look deeper.
look in uranus
Did you plug in a USB?
@@abcde8293 USB's won't work, butts are programmed with older technology. Better use a 3.5" floppy disc.
download1321.mediafire.com/dfepyz83salg/nej6q2nwql98vcz/Candy+Chart.pdf
"Set aside butterfingers, mounds, and almond joys for the mom and dad tax"
HOW DID YOU KNOW
They all want a percentage of your candy to leave on the dryer in their room, never to be eaten
My dad will get a almond joy from me from my cold dead hands ill take that coconut goodness to my grave
@@justnormal2521 And they ask where it went when you eat it next year.
@@justnormal2521 no. My mom had a shelf, not a dryer.
@@giovannicervantes2053 selfish child
Why is this an actual chart to life
“If they like dark chocolate be nice to them bc they’ll probably be your boss some day”
I love dark chocolate...but I don't think I'm going to be anybody's boss.
And nerds are basically inert pop rocks! 🤣
@@thenew4559 I bet you are lying and own a business or about to... please don't fire me boss I'm just being honest I swear ;_;
@@iamaloafofbread8926 Is he a baker?
@@cloaker7237 idk and that scares me ;_;
*don't worry, the person that gave you an apple is going to hell.*
Nah hes going to heaven because you dont need to see the doctor after you ate a bucket full of candys
iiNeel k what if the apple got razor blades in them?
@@Dipi4pinoy >:o
@bonziebon 300 >:o
@@iiNeeI don't eat them, trade them
Hard To Swallow Pills:
You just enjoyed a Buzzfeed video
True...
Yes I did, but it's ZeFrank so it's ok
@@CertainlyCaro seriously asking here no sarcasm, should i watch buzfeed videos to understand why people hate it in the comments? I don't want to be a victim of bad publicity turning good for buzfeed making me watch their videos.
JediSpaghetti to answer your question, yes
😭😭😭
“She cried for three and a half years.” Same girl, same.
I love how it makes a strange sort of hyper-real sense. Like, I can totally imagine some alternate universe where candy trading is so important that people look up guides like this.
This alternate universe is apparently my local middle school
"And that is how the candy trader do."
I half expected him to say that.
Dragunta i even heard the voice 😂
"Dooooo"
I literally hate The USA so much! They are so stupid and think crazy mental “funny” people videos are good! Japan much better. I wish we bombed them with the animals. Who agrees?
Itsuki Nakamura are you drunk
@@itsukinakamura8547 "I wish we bombed them with the animals"
...
**tries very hard not to bring up Hiroshima**
...
**tries very hard not to bring up Nagasaki**
...
Have you ev--
Update: have now been suspended 4 times for “drug seller like habits with candy”
Hey kid, want some actual candy, that isn’t in this windowless van, is out in the open, with little to no chance to actually get kidnapped? What kind? I got these loose candy corns.
But it's *candy* !
Sounds like you have a great career ahead of you.
They should be proud you gonna be an entrepreneur
Welp
Preparing for the future
I've made this tradition in my house to watch this every Halloween
My favorite lines:
"loose candy corn should be placed with your pennies, because they're equally w o r t h l e s s"
"and raisins should be b u r n e d, then peed on by your dog"
"and as for anyone who gave you an apple, dont worry, they're going to h e l l"
Candy Corn is good in limited quantities, but once you pass a threshold it just makes it feel like you're sick.
This is outdated, never specifies the fact that Hershey's cookies and creme is both simultaneously on the bottom and the top of everything
ON TOP
BOTTOM
Dang idk what to think anymore with these contradicting comments
ON TOP
The thing is it's a 50/50 never between, some people LOVE cookies and creme and some people HATE cookies and creme, those who hate it are probably iPhone users
A sad change in recent years strikes the economy hard. The once base currency has been split in two, left Twix and right Twix... The effects of this are unknown yet, but experts predict that this may be a dark year for the candy trade.
@Dallas the Great It was a result of the great Twix Civil War.
Now everything is all split and confusing....
but anyone else had trouble trading due to someone being a extreme left/right Twix die-hard?
Sherlock Holmes Left Twix shall win the war! All Right Twix supporters shall be sent to gulag
Remember when like and mike broke up those years broke kids who actually like fruit candy
There are a few people who don't care which. Those are good candidates for trading
As a person who lives in a country that doesn't celebrate Halloween, this was very useful to me, thanks you
came here every halloween for the past 5 years, and see ya on the next!
“Nerds are technically inert pop rocks”
I laughed so damn hard😂😂
techforever1970 see I live in California so instead of those stuff I get cocaine
Call 911pls same in New York
See y'all next year when this is recommended to us again.
Andrew Lopez I’ll see you next year soldier
Andrew Lopez see you
See ya
See youu
See ya in 365 days
gotta freshen up my candy trading knowledge for Halloween.
I’m Aussie so I have no idea what 99% percent of these lollys are
@TyTy The Great lolly.. lolly... loli... o_o hey wait a minute
we know snickers
Wtf is a lolly? Is that what u guys call candy?
@@tess4518 no it’s just Americans call lollies candys for no reason
@@owencheung4224 I think the English too do the same
I love how Heath Bars are so irrelevant they weren't even in the video.
Janet Reid yo who gives out health bars? That’d be worse than apples
@@calebc2614 Christian neighborhoods apparently but i mean they also be givin out candy till 10pm so i cant complain.
Heath bars are invaluable and shall never be traded away.
My friend ended up getting 4 cereal bars and a box of rasins
I told her she should move to a new neighborhood
@@ino_mation literally couldn't pay anyone in my classes to take it for a penny.
Over the years the amount of times this has been in my reccomended is crazy.
youtube needs to prepare you
Last year near Halloween I got this recommendation, so I mean that’s something.
same
Flat Earth Twins it’s been in my recommendations every Halloween since i was 10💀
*recommended
5 Years later and this is still relevant. Happy Halloween everyone!
All of the dislikes are the angry parents who don't want the Mom & Dad tax to get repealed.
Also great video very informative.
What dislikes?
@@chinsaw2727 there are no dislikes in Ba Sing Se
“Do you have any special talents?”
zefrank1: *Professional Candy Trader*
Zany Ninja it’s a buzzfeed video
@@vasthockey4382 no its not
@Le Person 2:47
@@dabirdie1797 ua-cam.com/video/wGdYhmFH-DQ/v-deo.html
@@debiuu7859 What I mean is that this is this guys channel, he didnt just repost the vid
0:29 She cried for 3 and a half years.
This video was uploaded 10/31/2014.
Zefrank1 disappeared then reappeared 4/24/2018.
Zefrank1 was crying about his fake unicorn eggs all this time.
This is too logical, it's hurting my mind.
Explain this atheists.
*SPEECH LVL 100*
Poop
omfg i gasped and wnet NO, WAIT NO.UR JOKING
i was relly hurt by that
😥
I watched this video EVERY YEAR since like 3 years ago, pretty sure it's a tradition now😂
paying my yearly pilgrimage to this video
When you’re not American and 75% of these candies don’t exist in your country
When you're American but you still have never heard of 50% of the candies in this video
In my country there are: Snickers, Mars, Twix, Skittles, M&M's and Kit-Kat.
Atleast I get 30%
NateStorm12 relatable
We have smarties in the netherlands there basicly M&Ms
I feel sorry for Americans, 90% of their chocolate is disgusting compared to British chocolate.
Explain your opinion!
True.
I ordered some british chocolate on Amazon and it's not all that impressive. Maybe I ordered the wrong kind.
well obviously because they have 10% high fructose Nick Nolte in them.
That's because all Unknown British candy only get bought by old people. They eventually die out.
Watching this is one of my favorite Halloween traditions, even though I can't eat gluten, dairy, and gelatin (which are in 80% of all Halloween treats), and don't have any friends with this kind of taste in fun
You are an ideal trading partner.
Me: looks at video
Also me: cries in norwegian
*What happens if we use 100% percent of our brain?*
Zefrank: (ahem)
*holds pen and pad out for notes*
it was actually by buzzfeed
we feel smart
The thing ive learned from trading cany, Fun Dip is like cocaine. People sont give it up, and houses passing it out get raided.
Foxina Whenever I want fun dip I always search my sister’s bag and she ends up complaining and once cried-😂
my mom never let us eat fun dip and idk why
I was a fun dip addict. Like cocaine. Ya know.
I gave someone a fundip for a full sized kit kat
i actually dont like fun dip so i just give it to my brother or take it to school and listen to everyone begging me for it while i throw it in the trash
Not even gonna lie, I jumped at the buzzfeed end card
when my nephew is old enough to go trick or treating he's going to have an unfair 'uncle' tax when I take all his 3 muskateers
Unless of course the apple was coated with caramel and nuts, red candy coating, melted chocolate with Oreo cookie crumbs, or some other sweet decadent covering. There's a special place in heaven for those kind of apple-givers.
I couldn't bite those hard ass shits
@@pastamanity754 You don't have to. Just cut them up and eat the slices.
@@DeadhunterThe My dumb ass never thought about this, I will gives this a try once I buy one
@@pastamanity754 Might I suggest getting one at Rocky Mtn. Chocolate Factory? Their candy covered apples are the best!
@@DeadhunterThe Thank you for the suggestion
When I was 7, I had my first Halloween in Arizona. But my neighborhood never really had kids in it, let alone trick-or-treaters, so most of them didn't have candy. Instead, they gave us things like apples, money, and one of them was dressed as a loofah and gave us macaroni packets. That was arguably the most memorable Halloween I've had.
🤣 you made me spit my morning coffee! That is the oddest, most randomly specific Halloween 🎃👻
I think I'd fight for a macaroni packet any day! This should be a thing
i'm sorry, a LOOFAH?!
LOOFAH LADY
What in the hell is a loofah
@@qbertking1910 loofahs are those weird little cloud lookin things made of mesh that you see people washing themselves with in the shower. Like a sponge but better at exfoliating
why am i watching this in february
Every year i watch this, it gets better every time
Oh wow that’s a good vi-
*sees buzzfeed logo*
Welp time to setup the noose
“The Family Friendly Noose Song” should get you started.
LMFAO this is perfect. Similar to the unknowledgeable Cro-Magnon who take news and face value, believe it,then shit themselves a week later and disregard it because it's CNN or FOX
@@africoenn2830 let's make banana fly with Italian
Literally me
I don’t get it, why don’t ppl like buzzfeed?
You forgot useful traits being “has braces” and “Celiac Disease”
Edit: cliche, I know, but thanks for the likes!
You mortal fool. You believe the braces kid really doesn't chew gum or eat snickers? You've got a big storm coming.
svedka OH SNICKERS CAN BURN IN A HELLFIRE!
Also... I chew gum anyways
I have braces and I eat what I want they ain’t stopping me
@@sugar-rice I was that guy for 7 months. Then i broke all the braces on my lower jaw, twice.
Watch for the vegans too, I have 3 vegan friends.
Love how this comes up on my recommended on November 1st
Thank you for this. Made me smile. Been a long time since I've seen it two. Probably a year based on UA-cam recommending a bunch of other videos I haven't watched in a year or more and don't remember.
"Wow what a good vi-"
*sees buzzfeed logo*
"You could've been great..."
But when will you become a vocaloid?
He's better without BuzzFeed 😆😆
F1nnF41ler Swallow a computer
He left buzzed
@@thenationofjemplastan1387 what's his channel name?
Every child after Halloween in School:
STONKS
Internet: [Well thought-out, structured, original joke]
Me:
Internet: stonks
Me: *_W H E E Z E_*
You forgot the pretzels... those god damn pretzels that old ladies always hand out
pretzels slap
And rice crispy squares, don't forget those things.
I come back and watch this every year. So funny!
dear Zfrank please make an other video.
sincerely everyone :)
dragom2009 Preferably a vlog / 'a show ' video. Man, don't I miss the old stuff!
dragom2009 subscribe to my channel for a free air guitar
F_F_S 2000 What the fuck?
Yeah I'd love another video it's been months
Ze frank come back the internet loves you
the marxist line hit me like a truck and i don’t know if i’ll ever recover
Marxists want our economy, our memes, and now our candy?!?
The Keynes one got me good
same i paused the video after that and then found this comment
@@holynightofserenitea there is no end to this rabbit hole
@@holynightofserenitea We kinda hit rock bottom once the Soviet Union dissolved
I like how this is casually chilling in my recommended after halloween
Rewatching this in current day, that Buzzfeed end card hit me like whiplash
Can’t believe I got tricked into enjoying a buzzfeed video
Every October this returns to my recommended
good for you
Same
Me to buddy
I wish it were the same for me ;w;
HEKIN YES
It gets recommended mid October 2019, it seems, even after all these years, UA-cam believes it is a good guide. Frist good recommendation in a long time.
got recomended to me last year around this same time i dont think its a coincidence
Halloween basically taught kids how to barter goods
i actually enjoyed this video and i have a temptation to watch it again
At the end I really felt bad that I was watching and “likening” a Buzzfeed video.
Not BuzzFeed
@@darkapothecary4116 what do you mean, he's not with BuzzFeed anymore?
@@aweeeeh5255 I don't think so but this is his channel not BuzzFeed. They don't control his stuff
I think he meant that to go with the "whoever gives you an apple is going to hell" to imply that buttfeed is hell, which it is
It's zefrank1. You are apoligized. Go get some good sweets.
As a kid, I once ended up with 4 pieces of candy, and only 2 of which I liked, at an event, so I spent around 30 minutes scooping out the market and finding out what people were willing to trade what. I ended up trading all of the candies I didn't like and 1 of the candies I did like to start a chain of trades that let me end up with around 5 good ones in total. That was a good day!
You sound like quite the masterful connoisseur.
@@MadeTallParappa Thanks! Also, now that I read what I wrote again I realized I made a typo; I meant scoping not scooping. Lol!
Jesus, four pieces? I feel bad for you, normally I get around 78 pieces per year!
Entrepreneur 101
Wasn't that an episode from The Office?
category: educational
finally UA-cam did something correctly!
It's the beginning of February and I was so compelled to watch this as soon as it popped up on my feed
When this pops up again in 2019.
*Spooky time.*
Wdym
*spoopy
@@thebodyshop-satsumaenergis3268 It's time to manage business.
Just happened to me
Wow it popped up
This brings back memories of middle school. You know that rumor where you can trade cigs in prison for stuff? same deal in school, but with candy. I was pretty much the fense, Candy came through me and two or so others before it ever gets into the school, not counting the teachers who gave out candy. I knew who liked what and what they'd give for it. The teachers themselves never taught me anything useful, but the school? I got an internship as a stockbroker now. Life is good.
good for you man.
In my mind this is how a deal would go down: * at lunch room * Dude, i got some candy cigs, i'll trade em for three Twix or five bucks. Deal?
Buyer: Yeah man, candy cigs are the shiz.
We had sugar, it was normally used to do in coffee but, sometimes we stole a few and sold them for Marbles.
Problems with a test or bored? Take sugar
wtf? I sold weed in middle school
@@imstupidbut 😂
Old video popped up in my feed today. I've been a ZeFrank subscriber for awhile, so surprised I've never seen it. Anyways, I've been in this Halloween game since the 70s as a child, older sister, parent, neighbor, etc. Never underestimate the quirky crowd out there. We give out a good mix of stuff but include a few oddments in our big bowl of bounty. Some examples: small toys, trinkets, fresh fruit, small baggies of coins, and always a raw potato. There is ALWAYS at least one kid that is thrilled with that potato so we never stop. (I generally allow 2-3 choices per person.) It never fails so I keep replacing it.
I come back to this every october and it’s still just as funny
Remember when buzzfeed actually used to try
Fredrick reloaded this isn’t acc buzzfeed
Please come back? One day?
That is his choice, if you were famous and well known for something, but wasn't really happy with it, wouldn't you want to do something different? And everyone demanding or requesting, that you keep doing what you used to, just makes you fed up and determined to not do so.
Just some food for thought
TCBOldColt then again, it would be great if he came back
Where is he?
Buzzfeed
holy shit, well now he's just tainted goods.
I watch this every year around Halloween and laugh every time
I watch this video every single year from just recommendations.
I come back to this video every now and then just as a reminder of this once amazing channel, you are missed Zefrank hope you come back
Adrian Castro ... I'm sorry but... this is a reupload of a buzzfeed video.
Animations Dude he made this video for buzzfeed. Then later along the lines uploaded it to his channel as well. He owns all the rights to it. So yes, I agree with adrian that his channel is amazing and is missed verry much by people including myself.
COME BACK!!!
Kody Johnson I want him to upload him to come back with a "the true facts about *insert animal here*"
Your grammar sucks
*Me:* "Candy corn is pretty good."
*Me:*
*Me:* "Why do I hear boss music?"
You uncultured swine.
shush you dummy
Is this the candy corn fans club house? Will we be safe here?
@@missybarbour6885
I hope so, pre-pare the gumball gun. We might need it for war.
I've heard someone say that we're not eating the right candy corn and that the good stuff is actually good. So where you getting the good shit?
I love that this pops up in my recommended every Halloween.
Thanks UA-cam recommendations for giving this to me 4 years late but in time for Halloween!
my school: nobody trades and everybody shares *red flag in background*
Soviet*
@@goose8003 our school*
Gr4zozhnik our city*
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH, SPLOTILA NAVEKIA VELIKAYA RUS
Your school will be firebombed in the name of freedom and democracy. After the embers die down, I suggest that the local school children pilfer all the smarties, as they are impervious to heat.
Don’t forget that sodas are your number one friend, and people who give you them are saints
and those who give you a bible will go to my dad. Satan. How? im a red head.
You must protect them
People do that? Amen, but eh.
@Spring Films I've gotten a hot chocolate packet, but never a cup of hot chocolate
Spring Films my personal favorite is when there’s a house with all king sizes and they let you pick, or your in good with a house and they give you a goodie bag or extra treats, this is why you need to be friendly with the neighbors
Never thought I'd find this in my recommended again. It's been so many years lol
I remember on my last halloween at age 12 my dad ate literally ALL of my candy while I was at school the next day and couldn't understand why I was PISSED.
Were you being pranked to be sent in to Jimmy Kimmel? lol
Best buzzfeed video hands down
Correction “The only good buzzfeed video hands down”😆
Tate Simonson watch “buzzfeed unsolved”they make good content, especially if you are like me, who loves mysteries and conspiracy theories.
@@joe_m_miller watch till the end, my fiend
@@TheCupRamen It was a joke
@@xxxxxx5868 I don't see how someone saying "this isn't a buzzfeed video" is a joke.
thats right, they put the buzzfeed logo at the end because otherwise you wouldnt have watched it.
True that
Comet Aurora hard but true pill to swallow.
Um...question....why (sorry I've never heard of buzzfeed)
Cat Lover687 STAY AWAY FROM BUZZFEED
@@gilbertjordan._ That is false. They are beloved by the cringe community for the amazing ironically hilarious shit they post that gets mocked by other youtubers. They are a part of the youtube circle of life.
Canadian trade guide:
For you Americans reading this what you call smarties are rockets and smarties are candy coated milk chocolate.
Sours are self explanatory, same with mouth fizzies (you’ll get it when you get your Halloween candy this year, they’re becoming popular) 3 for chocolates
Rockets can have their own category as “edible flavoured chalk” at least 5 rocket packages for chocolate
Chocolates will be smarties, m&m, Hershey’s, kinder eggs and other mostly chocolate things. These are the BEST, DO NOT GIVE THESE UP FOR SHIT ITEMS OR FOR A NUMBER LESS THAN 2 OF ANYTHING ELSE.
Wafer category: kitkat, coffee crisps and regular wafers (if you get regular wafers especially the strawberry kind just know that one day they’ll burn alive) 2 for chocolates
Peanut category is self explanatory and most sane people will set these aside for the parent tax. Same with caramels.
Now the hard candy/taffy candy/bubble gum, if you’re trading taffy like candy or bubble gum make sure you have large amounts or else it’s a waste of everyone’s time, jolly ranchers are the only acceptable hard candy you don’t need a lot of to get something good. 3-6 for chocolates
Lollipops is also self explanatory, you need LOTS of those for anything good, unless it’s the jolly ranchers one, specifically the watermelon flavour. 3-6 for chocolates aswell.
The throwaway pile: raisins, opened or tampered with candy, RASINS, anything healthy. Rasins.
EDIT: if they’re known for being an over the top Halloween person, it’s up to your gut feeling to decide if you’ll trade with them or not, they have really good items but demand a larger amount than usual. BE CAREFUL
Kids under the age of 7 have a 30 second take back and kids under 4 are un-tradeable, same with people over the age of 35 unless they’re your parent and you’re giving parent tax. DO NOT GIVE AWAY GOOD ITEMS TO ANYBODY.
Hope this helps :)
The brilliance of this is before, after, and in its time, and is also a paradox
Please come back man, we need you...I NEED YOU!
Josh Nelson He owns BuzzFeed
YukioTheExorcist oh
Senpai Spook yes
YukioTheExorcist what his videos are way better than buzzfed
He does not own Buzzfeed, his company was bought by buzzfeed and he works with them. Google it, friends.
I no joke got a Brussel sprout this year
Lets get an f in chat bois
@@millbrick F
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this video was a rollercoaster from start to finish.
how am I only coming across this on UA-cam? That was flippin' hilarious.
364 days since his last video. *Sigh*
Now 365
+whoeveriwanttobe instead of making videos he takes photos of people then travels back in time and forces their child-selves to contort themselves into an identical pose. Kind of like One Hour Photo meets the Butterfly Effect
+Grammar Police he's the only inactive channel I still keep my subscription to in hopes of a new video.
+whoeveriwanttobe He works at buzzfeed now
+David Mark a fate worse than death
I'm literally starting to get depressed that frank isn't uploading. he pulled me out of my hole.
+Silver Wolf he started working for buzzfeed now.
No you're figuratively starting to get depressed
+SnerpySam I figuratively fingered my dick this morning
Andres Garcia he pulled what out of your hole?
0:43
As a person with 3
I say
Give me a gallon of milk i ain't scared
Lactose intolerant people are completely fearless.
just because my body is lactose intolerant don't mean my mind is too
Yeah like only ppl who had very bad case of it actually care... otherwise for example I eat chocolate fairly often and as long as I don't eat tok much in a row I don't have to sit on the toilet that long
Damn he put more effort in this more than I’ll ever put in my whole life
My face when watching this video:😀
My face after the buzzfeed logo:😒
Ah yes, I too have my face become featureless and become a square object.
Dagoth Ur ???
@@Stealthfang270 My computer doesn't show the emoji for when it says "My face when watching this video:"
@@justworks1200 It's a smiling face.
@@deltanedas I was making a joke about the glitch.
*When you get this in your recommend section in November*
Halloween is just the last couple hours of october
@@SoulDelSol of robbing your neighborhood of candy and selling it back for profit... omg I should of done this.
I hope you take advantage this year
@@karama5562 I'm too old now ;_; but my children will know of this.
(Stroke noises)
this video is reccomended to me every halloween and i watch it every halloween.
This video shows up in my recommendations every year, and I look forward to the recap on how to trade my candy