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Some of these commentators are doing a heroic job of sounding excited.
Also a heroic job of not criticising the players.
They are probably getting paid more than the women as well
Imagine what would happen had they said what they really think about the athletic feats of these ladies!
GK is the position that really shows the difference in athleticism between men and women in my opinion. Sure, outfield women players look like they're running through mud, but GK's are always just so clumsy and uncoordinated. The jumping, diving, and reaction times of male GKs is almost super-human. If you've ever seen an untrained man playing goal, and how lost and uncoordinated they are, well that's what professional female GKs typically look like.
Yeah as a goalkeeper seeing women goalkeepers not dive like us men is so awkward I dive and jump pretty high and I’m only 5’7 and these women are taller than me and have less hops
Unless you r talking about Mary earps
I won't dispute what you say. So let's agree there is a deficit in coordination, agility, power, explosiveness, etc. Now consider the avg height of women GKs at high competitive levels. Now think of Courtois, Neuer, Alisson, Emi Martinez are at 6'4" or taller. I think the Chile women's GK is 6ft. She is about the tallest, yet she and every one shorter have to defend the same size goal. Just saying.
@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 Right, but it's not about height; it's about the athleticism, or lack thereof. They just look so awkward (akin to when a guy with no GK training tries to play there). Ochoa is only 6ft tall. Typically, the shorter players are MORE agile, not less. I expect Ochoa has faster reaction times than Courtois (who makes up for his slower reactions by being HUGE).
@@toddmacadam3888 I'd say it's about the athleticism AND the height. I agree, the traits you've mentioned are missing in many of the women GKs. Being short relative to the frame of the goal doesn't help. If you're an above avg athlete but you have height and a wing span you are taking up more space and thus will have a better chance at reaching incoming shots. Victor Valez and David Ospina are barely 6ft and they had pretty good careers too. But I read that academies around the world see the 6'3 and good with the ball at the feet as the prototype. The other problem with women in this video is the poor starting position and reading angles.
The funniest part was when they still demand equal pay. 😂😂😂😂😂
Woman are tyrants. They like to take but never give.
144 likes and no comments? Let me fix that.
@@MrRuby Let me refix what you fixed pal
i'd watch it for the comedy.
your comment ist just stupid
Why is it when men make a mistake the commentators say it a "howler from the keeper" but when women make hilarious mistakes the commentators go on like it's a brilliant goal...shows the standards.
Because women have inferiority complex and are often "offended" by the truth.
Man make mistakes and people don’t hate on them. Woman make mistakes and everyone is spewing hate
The commentary is just being nice. Imagine he said what he thinks lol
@@AnnekeVanRandwyk Nobody hates on men when they make mistakes? Look at Joao Felix this Euros, Saka, Andres Escobar
1:06 this is actually a nice kick
That’s what I was gonna say
I also was that bad when i used to play as goalkeeper. Being 6 years old didn't help.
lol
That's a good one
Oh that was a good one. Or it wasn't and people are fucking thirsting for lols.
nice
As a former goalie myself, I’ll never understand why they punch the ball, slap it or just simply knock it down when they could obviously catch it.
Yup. When you go for the ball you absolutely *must* get it.
Yes I agree, in the 70s they caught the ball a lot.
If ronaldo shoots at you there is no catching that ball just punching and players nowadays shoot with a lot of power more often
@@brianbett1840 Modern day goalkeepers can't even catch the ball from a basic cross! as for hitting the ball harder there is no proof of that as footballs from the 60s/70s were a lot harder.
Right?😂
They're allowed to drive cars.... unbelievable.
And vote … 😂
They are better than men in making people laugh.
@@Egill2011Big cap
@@Egill2011you are definitely a girl
Bro wtf are these comments 💀
Equal pay, huh? 👀🥴
For a different reason .. men's football is an action movie while this one is just comedy 😂
Платите им больше. Давно я так не смеялся 😂😂😂😂😂
Sure! Should get paid like Buffon! Lolololol
If I had a daughter I'd get her into playing football asap, even if she has 0 skills or abilities she could still make a national team 😂
You know, i might just try that.
is she black or brown or muslim? cos if shes white she wont be allowed to make it to the top anymore. Too many others waiting in line and its a nepotism thing now.
Free money for women for not trying
@@professional8539 basically onlyfans isnt it
It's in these little womens compilations are the only times anyone watches womens soccer!!! They're classic. Keep them coming...
A 48 year old man, I watch every time there's a woman's football game on TV, as I do women's rugby and cricket. These compilations are just made and supported by sexist tiny cocks
You are correct. Attendance at these games are in the mere low thousands ....and most are relatives and friends and friends of friends.
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@@taxicamel that's why the Australians and New Zealanders handed out tens of thousands of free tickets to women's group stage World Cup matches and even when that didn't get people into stadiums the cameramen were instructed not to pan over the higher stands... cameras were fixed as low to the field as possible so not to show empty stands!!
Not to mention they use stadiums, facilities, clubs/branding all built and paid for by the men's game. And get billions in free advertising in the men's game. And subsidies from the men's game.
If it stood on its own two feet truly nobody would watch it.@@taxicamel
Cheer up ladies. Your tens of fans will always be there to support you.
As a GK myself this is pain in my eyes😢 they are unlucky sometimes but most of them are just bad goalkeeping.
The goalkeeper position for me is the one where the difference between men and women should be least noticeable, however it is where it is the most and I don't understand it, I am a goalkeeper at an amateur level and I play on a team with men and I play as if I were one from them.
@@NewGemmatrue, it seems like some of these lasses just don't want to get dirty, the way they jump or "dive" seems off. Not hating, but is borderline amateurish.
An average Sunday league goalkeeper over 40 could be a starter in a woman’s team if he started to identify as one
Pronoun check...🤣😂
Don't give the wierdos any ideas ffs.
He would also dribble the whole team to score a goal to a clueless confused opponent gk 😂😂😂😂😂
@nikolas3105gr 🤣🤣🤣
If peter schmeichel played today at woman’s, he’d be first choice 🤣
Sunday league players should demand equal pay. Its so embarrassing that those women have very good salaries.
And they wonder why they don’t get equal pay? They’re lucky to get any pay
Many of these mistakes here happened also in male football. Only people with zero knowledge about that sport (and Americans) can make such unqualified comments.
@@martinloss4171 Agree 💯
I can run fast
@@martinloss4171 the best woman team lost with retired players of 40 years old 😂
@@hirushinx5761 well, what has that to do with this video? Don't answer.
Women have zero chance. I know. Woman football is boring. I know. Do I watch woman football. No, never and forever.
But that video is not the strongest argument for all that. Only people with zero knowledge about football think that this happens only to female goalkeepers.
As a 15 year old goalkeeper who has only actually played goalkeeper for the last three(ish) months, it was very hard to watch this video without regurgitating my last meal
And they demand equal pay the stadium is empty for most of the matches hahahaha
The fart sounds make this so much funnier🤣🤣
As do most fart sounds
Its a duck
Now I understand how they’re always losing yo 14 year old boys teams
Yeah funny Bc they lost one time and everytime people see women playing football they are like u
@@any5795 imagine how many sandwiches have gone unmade because all these women are trying to play a men’s game. It’s a travesty
If they lost one time that means theyve only played the 14 year old boys once. No top tier women's team is capable of beating a team of 14 year old boys. Boys that age are too fast and skillful. Women have zero chance against them
Womans football is actually quite entertaining. I laughed like a hyena throughout the entire video.
Never going back to sitcoms, this is all I need!!
Pay them what they deserve 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Equality amongst equals
If you had a bloke at either end,most womens games would finish 0-0.
Don’t worry y’all, after this video they’re still requesting for equal pay lmao 🤣
Equal pay.... 😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha 🤣
Watching a woman play football is like watching a toddler trying to walk.
Damn right 😂
Hahaha
It’s a real thing
😂😂😂😂
More entertaining watching a toddler
Nice to see Mary Earpps in two of these clips, what a worthy winner of SPOTY 😂😂😂😂😂😂a
Nice personality 😅
Imagine a single match destroyed Karius career. Karius career happens every season in the women’s soccer leagues throughout the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 people would stop watching if, that were the case.
Probably because it was the biggest game of his life in the cl final… many goalkeepers have made mistakes as bad as you see here and haven’t been benched
Plus Karius was hit in the head by Sergio Ramos' elbow. Keep in mind that Ramos is one hell of a hardened defender, prime centre back during that time. The concussion surely disoriented Karius in a detrimental way.
@@TattvaRajput24 Ramos also 'took out' Mo Salah in the same match. Almost makes you wonder if he was under instructions.
Really on a par with Python’s “Silly Olympics.
To the untrained eye, this looks like it could be match fixing. But no, it's just incompetence.
“We are better than man” lmao
Love the 💩 💨 special effects at the end of the video 😂😂😂
The sound effects!! Absolute quality. All the responses on here...oh men make the same mistakes. No, no they dont. These make sunday league players look like Pele.
0:55 I give you the BBC sports personality of the year…
As a girl who plays with their male cousins and being the goalkeeper, I am very alerted.
I have injured myself a couple of times and,
I have no words for this.
Ok... You have insecure goalies, teammates putting them in hard positions... And really really confused goalies that need to be benched...
You didn't understood... THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF WOMEN'S SOCCER, HOW DO YOU BENCH A KEEPER LIKE THAT IF THEY ARE THE BEST KEEPERS 😂🤣
@@Malam_NightYoru i guess not having a keeper would have better results lmao
Every time i feel bad, i watch women football and i have to laugh so often that immediately i feel well again! Thank you for that, dear women!
Pay them what they deserve 🤡🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@mtnstrand2819 🤓👍🏻
It's like when a mens pub league team doesn't have a keeper and one of the outfield players have to go in.
No
@@maximumtrollerable yes
That keeper would still be better, at least they're a little bit coordinated
And he was after having 6 pints
THIS CHANNEL IS GOLD!!!! 😂
Uff 😂the fart insert one’s cracked me up omg
The craziest moments in women's sports are what legends are made of.
At school I was always one of those that got picked last and was pretty bad at football but after watching women's professional football I've relised I was Lionel messi compard to them.😅
🤣🤣🤣
Even I think I’m pessi I am a girl😊
I like the part when they blame the defenders 😂
As a supporter of women's football, there has been a clear disparity between the evolution of the outfield players and their ability to perform technically at a very high level, and that of the goal keepers, over the same period of time. I predict there will be some absolute howlers at the WC again this summer.
In 25 years... female football improved exactly by 0%.
Same amateur business with little better competition. And they let the sport got hijacked by politics. No three sentences about female football without fminism, rainbows or some story about a woman sleeping with another woman.
"Very high level" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very high level FOR WOMEN. A men's non league team would wipe the floor with the best women's team, either club or international.
@@paulharper4196 What is it with dudes like you who show up in comment sections to remind everyone... "but but but men are better at football than women..." It's a weird projection of insecurity pal.
@@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 nope, let them play, I just call out the ridiculous hyperbole when I see it.
Another reason they should get equal pay for the pure entertainment value. The goal assists are worth of Mr McGuire.
The woman misplaces the barrier then misplaces herself and then gets caught on her wrong foot after the shoot, and still gets mad at their teammates
Thank you, you made me laugh.
those fart sounds go the dying here LOL
Real title how to lose a job in 10 seconds
yup this is the current world we live in. And Nikola Tesla predicted it.
women be like "we want equal pay" lol
Equal pay for comedy football😂😂😂
The women’s World Cup is coming up soon you should have plenty more content😂😂
That's why i alway love watching women football😂 very entertaining
Women's footy is very funny
I was anticipating this video was going to be a few hours. To my surprise it was under 5 minutes.
This is far more entertaining than watching Womens basketball.
Whoever made this video obviously has NO IDEA about football.
Many of those problems were solely caused by the defenders and not the goalkeepers.
As someone who’s watched football for about 5-6 years, it’s both. It’s terrible football regardless ☕️
It's the commentators. They just turn a blind eye to it.
I was a 1st XI goalkeeper at highschool and 2nd XI keeper at University. I stopped playing at 21. I'm 52 now and not remotely fit. But Im certain I would be a star keeper in the Women's Premier League in England and represent the US Women's team at the world cup if allowed.
Anyone who plays sports knows that we all make a dumb move. You have a split second to make a choice and sometimes that choice makes you look like a child learning to walk.
That's okay. By making these mistakes we can only then learn from them.
The pros train so they know what to do when the time comes. Women can't perform. It's a physical and mental limit.
@@golDroger88 seen several men making very similar mistakes in the Premier league and champions league in the last few years. You could easily make a video that looked just as bad with male goalkeepers who are supposedly playing at the top level.
@@captaincrag Not really, they'd still look better athletically even while making mistakes.
@@golDroger88 I'd disagree that nick pope looked particularly athletic when he headbutted the floor vs liverpool or that lorris looked athletic when he punched in sakas cross vs arsenal last season but i'm guessing there's nothing that would really convince you out of your pre concieved bias anyway so probably pointless to try.
@@golDroger88So you want that someone looks better athletically while making mistakes? 😂😂 Are you joking?
The thumbnail describes the video perfectly 👌
I can't understand anyone paying their hard earned cash to watch football of that standard.
And they want equal pay lmao. Not only the play like this, but their stadiums are always empty.
It's all funny, but let's be honest: 1) some of these are just GK taking the blame for outfield players' mistakes (poor passing, being at the wrong place, etc...) and 2) you can get a similar list from men's game... if you're going to answer asking me for some examples, I suggest you check Nick Pope (which is considered one of the best England GK) against Liverpool, Mark Flekken from Duisburg against Ingolstadt and Alisson (Brazil's #1) against Man City and Leicester during the lockdown season...
Yes, but mistakes like those are no where near as common as they are in womens football
How on Earth could these commentators still stay that serious???
that's Mary Earps...😂
I played for 4 years at Sunday league level. Never witnessed a single mistake by amateur keepers as bad as any of these except once when a keeper went to pick his cap up during play
Some of those are worthy of the great Alan Rough
You should include Jordan Pickford letting in 2 goals against France in the World Cup. He screams like a girl too... ouch!!
And that’s why I don’t waste my time watching women’s football 🤦🏻♂️
Plenty of videos of male goalkeepers making similar mistakes. 🙄
yeah, we know that. this video isn't just offending against women's football/soccer (kinda obvious hence the channel name). at the moment of the fail on some clips, it shows what should've been corrected. if you're also trying to offend against men's football/soccer, look up "pro women football players lose to teenagers" and "60-year-old man vs pro women football players"
Of course women was writng that
Goalies are usually the stars of the show in women's football. If only male goalies were this entertaining.
Yet some of em demand equal pay, that's the main joke 😂
They ask for equal play but I think the commentators should have higher pay for making it exciting, they put so much more effort, they deserve a raise !
I think what we saw was just some woman athlets calling out a strike because they want equal payment 😂
Love the Mr. Bean music at the start...
I find this video sexist. Many of the mistakes could have happened to males. Failure to secure the ball does not make the goalkeeper stupid.
Claramente es una cuenta incel que solo ve a las mujeres como un objeto sexual, pero es verdad que a la liga inglesa le falta que se vea más profesional, exceptuando Chelsea, Arsenal y Manchester City, a las demás les falta.
It said ‘1’ Reply, I couldn’t find the Reply!!! Did it get lost and went some place else?!?! ❤😂🎉❤😂🎉❤😂🎉
If these mistakes happened in men football, the goalkeepers would be:
1. Sent to the bench
2. Loaned out or Sold to lesser clubs
3. If no club want them, they get their contracts terminated
The fact that many of these women goalkeepers are still trusted to have their job clearly shows the difference between men football and women football.
Are you not the 1 reply@@philuriarte2728
0:59 for f*** sake man 😂
To be fair, this is how football is played by the rest of us. The problem is, we are conditioned to watching mostly elite professional men playing, and they generally make it look a fairly simple and easy game. Anyone who’s played, male or female, knows that’s far from the truth. The conflict arises when this is upheld as professional standard. It’s not yet, but give the women’s game time to develop at all levels, and senior elite women will get to a reasonable standard, albeit physical differences will always differentiate it from the men’s elite game.
Feel bad but it is super funny 🤣
Female goalkeepers are comedy gold.
kitchen is waiting🤣🤣
Well, we can make a video of male GK as well. The one in green probably had the sun on her face, look a5 the shadows.
A goalkeeper named Juan Pablo Carrizo did something even worse than first girl in a Boca-River in Argentina
The first one is my all time favourite. Its so hilarious. 😂
Goalkeepers in FIFA/EA FC: Hold my beer!
This is actually the reason people go and see women’s soccer. To have some good laughs at the cringe fails 🎉
These gk make André Onana and Loris Karius a world class gk.
The people in this comments section clearly don’t remember the 1990s where you could go out and buy compilation videos of male goalkeepers from the premier league and other top leagues having spills exactly like this.
While I see the funny side of this video, at least they're ACTUAL women, so I'm not sure we should be so keen to put them down. You could compile a video of male keepers doing equally dumb things.
and they want to pay the same as messi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is almost as bad as Messi plays 😮
What bother me its when are clear individuals mistakes and they scream to the defenders or get mad with team mates.
I’m just so pleased that by shear weight of numbers within the game there are loads more rubbish men keepers than there are women keepers, nice selection of errors however I just want to see the men’s howlers because we all know there have been many
That's a stupid comment more rubbish male keepers than women based on the vast amount of more men playing than women. Also Sunday league keepers are not demanding parity in wages with top class professional keepers. Deluded.
Some of these girls have been taking goalkeeping lessons with Memo Ochoa 😂
Yea difference is Ochoa master it perfectly it looks like they been taking practices from a blind rodent
@@titogaming2004 well isn't Ochoa blind? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see only 2 or 3 dumb moments here. The rest are simply unlucky or not totally goalie fault, that also happen to men goalkeeper.
I see this is from where Onana learned his craft
One of the best (or worst) moment is at 3:14, first she hits the ball as a defender instead of catching the ball with the hands and then the ball pass between the legs 🤡🤡🤡🤡. The other one is at 4:20 when the goalkeeper open the legs as saying: Score here! . Always I think that people who play as a goalkeepers could have a dosis of masochism hidden in their minds 😆😆😆.
3:14 is a back pass the goalkeeper is not allowed to pick the ball up with her hands. Are you sure you know how football works?🤡
you are right, but catching the ball with hands would be better than she did. It is an indirect free kick but the defense could re-organize. The puritanism of football doesn't work in many times.
Pff! I'd rather watch paint dry all day than just watch women "soccer" for a second. The women "soccer" UA-cam clips are enough for amusement.
Well there are more dumb man "soccer" vids on UA-cam that you can watch
I don't watch womens soccer; life is just too short. But this is fun! It confirmes my thesis: women are just not born to be playing soccer.
Football*
You call football soccer and you think your opinion matters?
@@miquebtsGatekeeping football, I see
And the crowd went wild......all 3 of em.