Everybody Hates Chris - Everything and Nothing
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Chris tries to find out what makes women tick by asking around the neighborhood, but learns that for all they think they know, men really know nothing about women.
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“I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"SHUT UP,IDIOT!!!!"
"I wasn't even talking to her....."
Young Money really took that line and made a hit with it lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mrbossman6811 call me mr Flintstone I could make ya bed rock🤣🤣
"i wast even talking to her" lol
"Im no fred flintstone but i can make yo bedrock" What the heck
ziren graal lol
lol
@@iijxstziren
Bomb
That killed me
“Now if I can get locked up I can finally get lucky. Wait, that didn’t come out right” probably the funniest line in the whole show
josh Rodriguez gggffk
Lmao the slaver slay part funny
No the slap the black off wad
😂😂
I'm Weak! Man, that line killed me! :)
At the tender age of 16, slaver slave was released from serving 17 years
DM PUNK do you know who the guy that was talking about slaver Slav name is
He could be born on February 29th
His pregnant mama was in on it!
The jail bars are sideways
@@jefee4352 flavor flav from public enemy
"Only my mother could make a free dinner expensive"
Story of my life
🤣🤣
When Julius was going through his wallet for Rochelle he was only giving her $1’s if you look close 😂😂😂
I know this is late but i'm sure things were really cheap than it is now since this is based off of chris rock's life as a kid.
They were 10s
Mixed in like 1s and 10s
$1 was a lot back then. Typically a burger meal cost like 13 cents or something like that.
@@gypsyneighbor4922 dam. Wish I lived back then lol
“What kinda man does a woman’s laundry” a married man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A man who loves his life
FACT
@@sammypop160 what's gonna happen to his life if he doesn't?
swampy lmao
"not really"
Chris Rock's narration makes this 100 times funnier 😂😂😂
“Now if I just get locked up, I’ll get lucky. Wait that didn’t come out right.” 😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Salver salv is pampered bad boy top recording set bad recorders. He small album macking somebody the attention smackle somebody mouth later his situatel stink Him month later Rest of history.
Tasha and Chris’s relationship has always been one of the shows best moments
Remember Keisha? I hated how she treated Chris and Chris was still chasing after her even though she liked Drew. Tasha is way better than her
HiroHamada14 I know
@@Inuyasha4838 Tasha was a good friend, but was fake asf when they linked up for a relationship. She went all around town to look for anyone else to date but him.
@@Inuyasha4838 Both Tasha and Keisha aren't worth it....but at some point most of us men have met a "Tasha" or "Keisha" throughtout our lives
“I️ wadnt even talking to her.” Lmao
😂😂😂😂
Wasn’t*
@@choloyolo8522 I spelled it how he said it.
I love how his mug shot is an embryo with glasses on
Well "qt 16 he was released for a shooting he did *17 years earlier* .
The mug shot had me rolling 🤣 😂
now if I could just get locked up, I might even get lucky, wait that didn't come out right lol,lmao.
When I was younger I didn’t realize how dirty this show was 😂🤣🤣🤣
"Only my mom could get a free dinner, expensive"
Dude: “I wasn’t even talking to her anyway!” 0:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"At the tender age of 16, Slaver Slave was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery"
“ I wasn’t even talking to her” yes u was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Setback Records" Woooow 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Julius needs his own picture in his wallet
Victor Nguyen that's $3 worth of picture
Mzothule Dlamini lol
Terry Crews has a picture of Julius in his wallet
@@mzothuledlamini7601 u mean ink
And Vivian told Will forget it Baby.
"At 16 he was released from prison after serving 17 year sentence." Wtf how??
He was in his mother womb, 9 months until he was born + 16 years + 3 months.
@@arthuralexander1449 He was made in prison, in the womb in prison, until teen in prison lol.
That’s the joke lmao
It's comedy
Lol ..when Rochelle said 'we can't go to a restaurant looking like who let u in ' dam believe me I died 😅😅😅💔💔🙈🙊🙊
" I wasn't talking to her" funny
One of the funniest episodes
BASKETBALL PLAYS
"I like girls" lol
not interesting now, but it will be later.
what is the problem, darling? :)
Then she proceeds to say she likes “bad boys that are rich”😂💀
🤨
"I'm smacking and stabbing somebody" Damn
“I like girls”
“Not interested now, but will be later” 😂😂
I didnt get it
@@Josiuh Really, look at today's society, this show was more than 15 years ago lol
That sound just like me I like girls just not interested in dating or sex right now
I'm anti social/social basically a social loner
and it is now
Be Rich, Tall, Lean, Successful, Confident, and fun. Done.
IPIay nothing beats chemistry.
@@annuhlisa I hv searched far n wide...but I can't find this chemistry u guys talk about...wat is it
Or just be rich.
@@annuhlisa Chemistry sometimes puts U in the friendzone, gets U crazy, gets Ur feelings hurt or gets U no where
I wasn't even talking to her lmao 😂
(0:48) This is probably the reason Julius doesn't have any hair. He may have ripped all of it out from having to empty his wallet so often.
Chris said that one hair would fall out for every bill he got.
When you interrogate other people to find out what your crush likes, you're going fast in the wrong direction babe
I think the same to
There was this one girl that I always suspected had a crush on me. We were hanging out one time and was trying to hit on me. Then she said that she pretty much only dates dead beats with emotional issues. Nothing happened further than that.
@@someperson9999 wth...I hope that girl got some help lol
I wish they played this show agin
Izaria Parker they do on mtv and fues channels
*_*again_*
@@Nanamclovin It's *Fuse.
Hulu
We can't go to a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂
Just realized Slaver Slav is a play on Flavor Flav 😂😂😂😂
Chris you're trying too hard, relax breathe be yourself.
You can do this, no need to overthink it.
"Wait that didn't come out right. 😂😂😂😂"
We can’t go looking like, who let you in?! lol 😂 😂
Wait how’d he do 17 years If he’s only 16 lol
Lauren Taylor the womb
that’s the joke
RIP mama slava
His pregnant mama was in on it !!
His mug shot was a baby picture; part of the joke 👀
You don't have to act like everyone else just be yourself
Davion Tittle exactly
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She just said she likes girls then continues on Guys🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ she must be using them😂😂
Hhhh is my day I was going
You can't go into a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚼
0:28 how my parents met 😅
the one that said “I like girls” ✨✨
2:14 - Setback Records! That’s almost as good as the label a friend of mine came up with for his recording studio - POTOWN !!
"I like girls"
five seconds later
"bad boys"
girl you either playing games or you are very confused
Hmm she could be both playing games and very confused
0:30 who you talking to then?😂😂😂
“ woman you better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that part always killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On my mother can make a free dinner EXPENSIVE 😂😂😂
Chris and Tasha hanging out
*2:28*
*He release his first single:*
"Setback Records" 😂
If I get locked up I be finally get lucky 😅😅😂🤣
Dem dollar bills 😅🤣
Slaver slav
Lol😂
Flavor flav I get the refrence
2:20 but how though 😂😂
Rochelle needed a job!!!!!!!!!!!! And to KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!.......
The definiton of simp
I Like This show
I love you in all the ways I love you very much baby beautiful queen ❤
Dem dollar bills lol
Funny I do Landry on Wed lol but now I am doing it on Monday since the stay home orders
Why is every dude fuckin generically quoting everything from a 2:55 minute video. I came in here expecting some actual comments
We love men who has money 💰 no broke men ✋
The voice in the background seems like for Chris Rock!
Is chris rock
Chris was a simp pal
Tasha:have any quarters, 'stares at quarters'
Chris:yeh here
Women you’d better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol no
You know I just notice that it's always the same guy who explains things we might not know.
0:42 Julius am a need a few extra DOLLARS this week.....
I be feeling bad for Julius When he give Rochelle Money sometimes like Rochelle you got a job too
1:10 Did he say aks?
0:18 “rich rich rich rich”
every woman wants a hood due, UNTIL they get a hood dude....
At the tender age of 16. Slava slave was released from prison for serving a 17 year sentence for aggravated battery. 😂
I think the reason why they are poor is because Rochelle keeps blowing money on beauty products and luxury items
Well your right because she loves to spend money on those things
but their not poor, poor 😂. A black family owning a house in the 80s with both parents was more like middle class back then, Maybe....julius just had a strict budget
That ending tho lmao
"At the age of 16 after serving 17 years" 💀
All Dem dollars bills LMFAO
"SHUT UP IDIOT!" LMAO YASSS!!!
Tasha is still beautiful queen I love you in all the ways
Who let you in😂😂😂
I don't know fred flintstone but I still can make your bed rock
Hey baby! I'm no Fred Flintstones but I can make your Bedrock!
Wait how you like girls if u say bad boys😂😂😂
Alguém assistindo??😎💜🖤🤩😇💗💕🤗
0:16 to 0:21 when I ask my friends what type or boys they in to they honstlyu Sadie for fame or the money
This clip... it's sad but true. Even trolls have more play today. Just say'n 🤷🏻♂️...
This is lit
What episode is this ?
Who watch this in 2019
Who be watching in 2020
His first mugshot was in his mother's pregnancy, that's why he said 17 years.🤦 Lmao
Classic show but Julius maybe broke working two jobs cause his wife overspend but don't work. Man I love this show but wouldn't wish for Julius life haha
Me neither
Dollar bills lol🤣
im watching this in 2020
I like her with Chris I do
Pra nascer com o cabelo liso kk
Alguém assistindo??💜☃️😎❄♠️❄
Chris momma tripping lol all that money to go to a dinner ?