Everybody Hates Chris - Everything and Nothing

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • Chris tries to find out what makes women tick by asking around the neighborhood, but learns that for all they think they know, men really know nothing about women.
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  • @justsomerandominternetuser6379
    @justsomerandominternetuser6379 3 роки тому +676

    “I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 3 роки тому +43

      "SHUT UP,IDIOT!!!!"
      "I wasn't even talking to her....."

    • @mrbossman6811
      @mrbossman6811 3 роки тому +85

      Young Money really took that line and made a hit with it lol

    • @8213apice
      @8213apice 2 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @FrancistheBrave
      @FrancistheBrave Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fashobidniz
      @fashobidniz Рік тому +3

      @@mrbossman6811 call me mr Flintstone I could make ya bed rock🤣🤣

  • @iijxstziren
    @iijxstziren 8 років тому +1938

    "i wast even talking to her" lol

  • @lil_snack
    @lil_snack 7 років тому +1056

    “Now if I can get locked up I can finally get lucky. Wait, that didn’t come out right” probably the funniest line in the whole show

  • @averix84
    @averix84 6 років тому +1102

    At the tender age of 16, slaver slave was released from serving 17 years

    • @jefee4352
      @jefee4352 6 років тому +10

      DM PUNK do you know who the guy that was talking about slaver Slav name is

    • @yb6056
      @yb6056 6 років тому +32

      He could be born on February 29th

    • @TjamVideoMan
      @TjamVideoMan 5 років тому +10

      His pregnant mama was in on it!

    • @jorjesanroman9027
      @jorjesanroman9027 4 роки тому +2

      The jail bars are sideways

    • @calo95.
      @calo95. 3 роки тому +4

      @@jefee4352 flavor flav from public enemy

  • @MarblesSoda
    @MarblesSoda 2 роки тому +183

    "Only my mother could make a free dinner expensive"
    Story of my life

  • @_504yaknow
    @_504yaknow 5 років тому +756

    When Julius was going through his wallet for Rochelle he was only giving her $1’s if you look close 😂😂😂

    • @dgjr97
      @dgjr97 5 років тому +96

      I know this is late but i'm sure things were really cheap than it is now since this is based off of chris rock's life as a kid.

    • @JamesSmith-hi9zy
      @JamesSmith-hi9zy 5 років тому +33

      They were 10s

    • @lefreyre
      @lefreyre 5 років тому +42

      Mixed in like 1s and 10s

    • @gypsyneighbor4922
      @gypsyneighbor4922 5 років тому +36

      $1 was a lot back then. Typically a burger meal cost like 13 cents or something like that.

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 років тому +11

      @@gypsyneighbor4922 dam. Wish I lived back then lol

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +664

    “What kinda man does a woman’s laundry” a married man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ndirangugichuki6260
    @ndirangugichuki6260 4 роки тому +204

    Chris Rock's narration makes this 100 times funnier 😂😂😂

  • @victornguyen6009
    @victornguyen6009 5 років тому +201

    “Now if I just get locked up, I’ll get lucky. Wait that didn’t come out right.” 😂

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @youpedia4614
      @youpedia4614 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 8 місяців тому

      Salver salv is pampered bad boy top recording set bad recorders. He small album macking somebody the attention smackle somebody mouth later his situatel stink Him month later Rest of history.

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +129

    Tasha and Chris’s relationship has always been one of the shows best moments

    • @Inuyasha4838
      @Inuyasha4838 5 років тому +25

      Remember Keisha? I hated how she treated Chris and Chris was still chasing after her even though she liked Drew. Tasha is way better than her

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 5 років тому +1

      HiroHamada14 I know

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 років тому +11

      @@Inuyasha4838 Tasha was a good friend, but was fake asf when they linked up for a relationship. She went all around town to look for anyone else to date but him.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +8

      @@Inuyasha4838 Both Tasha and Keisha aren't worth it....but at some point most of us men have met a "Tasha" or "Keisha" throughtout our lives

  • @YoogiNation
    @YoogiNation 6 років тому +238

    “I️ wadnt even talking to her.” Lmao

  • @amnknw1976
    @amnknw1976 4 роки тому +73

    I love how his mug shot is an embryo with glasses on

    • @allaware5014
      @allaware5014 2 роки тому +1

      Well "qt 16 he was released for a shooting he did *17 years earlier* .

  • @TheJellymonty
    @TheJellymonty Рік тому +17

    The mug shot had me rolling 🤣 😂

  • @tonywofford2632
    @tonywofford2632 7 років тому +121

    now if I could just get locked up, I might even get lucky, wait that didn't come out right lol,lmao.

  • @svnnfade4285
    @svnnfade4285 4 роки тому +68

    When I was younger I didn’t realize how dirty this show was 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamsonnsimba619
    @adamsonnsimba619 5 років тому +88

    "Only my mom could get a free dinner, expensive"

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 Рік тому +24

    Dude: “I wasn’t even talking to her anyway!” 0:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @linkavitchchomofski8817
    @linkavitchchomofski8817 4 роки тому +44

    "At the tender age of 16, Slaver Slave was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery"

  • @jatavialynn3497
    @jatavialynn3497 2 роки тому +13

    “ I wasn’t even talking to her” yes u was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StephanieKOAStevens
    @StephanieKOAStevens 6 років тому +50

    "Setback Records" Woooow 😂😂😂😂

  • @victornguyen6847
    @victornguyen6847 7 років тому +397

    Julius needs his own picture in his wallet

    • @mzothuledlamini7601
      @mzothuledlamini7601 5 років тому +36

      Victor Nguyen that's $3 worth of picture

    • @klan4165
      @klan4165 4 роки тому +6

      Mzothule Dlamini lol

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv 2 роки тому +8

      Terry Crews has a picture of Julius in his wallet

    • @terique69
      @terique69 2 роки тому +3

      @@mzothuledlamini7601 u mean ink

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 9 місяців тому

      And Vivian told Will forget it Baby.

  • @Fx_Explains
    @Fx_Explains 4 роки тому +143

    "At 16 he was released from prison after serving 17 year sentence." Wtf how??

    • @arthuralexander1449
      @arthuralexander1449 3 роки тому +25

      He was in his mother womb, 9 months until he was born + 16 years + 3 months.

    • @isaacm.2377
      @isaacm.2377 3 роки тому +20

      @@arthuralexander1449 He was made in prison, in the womb in prison, until teen in prison lol.

    • @debutriah2854
      @debutriah2854 2 роки тому +6

      That’s the joke lmao

    • @tobeact4872
      @tobeact4872 7 місяців тому

      It's comedy

  • @lizzwisdom5851
    @lizzwisdom5851 4 роки тому +19

    Lol ..when Rochelle said 'we can't go to a restaurant looking like who let u in ' dam believe me I died 😅😅😅💔💔🙈🙊🙊

  • @ousaineygumaneh4680
    @ousaineygumaneh4680 3 роки тому +14

    " I wasn't talking to her" funny

  • @jussmaro3147
    @jussmaro3147 7 років тому +92

    One of the funniest episodes

  • @jayydde.n
    @jayydde.n 7 років тому +428

    "I like girls" lol

    • @KMDragonS
      @KMDragonS 5 років тому +87

      not interesting now, but it will be later.

    • @manuela1340
      @manuela1340 5 років тому +8

      what is the problem, darling? :)

    • @ozyvillanueva9277
      @ozyvillanueva9277 4 роки тому +29

      Then she proceeds to say she likes “bad boys that are rich”😂💀

    • @awaytosleep5762
      @awaytosleep5762 2 роки тому

      🤨

  • @tholo.nkadimeng
    @tholo.nkadimeng 7 років тому +85

    "I'm smacking and stabbing somebody" Damn

  • @opachkii
    @opachkii 4 роки тому +104

    “I like girls”
    “Not interested now, but will be later” 😂😂

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 3 роки тому +2

      I didnt get it

    • @romeostarlite21
      @romeostarlite21 3 роки тому +16

      @@Josiuh Really, look at today's society, this show was more than 15 years ago lol

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 роки тому +3

      That sound just like me I like girls just not interested in dating or sex right now

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 роки тому +1

      I'm anti social/social basically a social loner

    • @yousefqteifan6756
      @yousefqteifan6756 3 роки тому +1

      and it is now

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 7 років тому +78

    Be Rich, Tall, Lean, Successful, Confident, and fun. Done.

    • @annuhlisa
      @annuhlisa 5 років тому +3

      IPIay nothing beats chemistry.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 5 років тому +4

      @@annuhlisa I hv searched far n wide...but I can't find this chemistry u guys talk about...wat is it

    • @drtash21
      @drtash21 4 роки тому

      Or just be rich.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +1

      @@annuhlisa Chemistry sometimes puts U in the friendzone, gets U crazy, gets Ur feelings hurt or gets U no where

  • @jesmevideos6425
    @jesmevideos6425 4 роки тому +18

    I wasn't even talking to her lmao 😂

  • @vincentwendt720
    @vincentwendt720 3 роки тому +46

    (0:48) This is probably the reason Julius doesn't have any hair. He may have ripped all of it out from having to empty his wallet so often.

    • @bqw2094
      @bqw2094 Рік тому +4

      Chris said that one hair would fall out for every bill he got.

  • @Jadzebra
    @Jadzebra 4 роки тому +30

    When you interrogate other people to find out what your crush likes, you're going fast in the wrong direction babe

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 3 роки тому +1

      I think the same to

    • @someperson9999
      @someperson9999 2 роки тому +3

      There was this one girl that I always suspected had a crush on me. We were hanging out one time and was trying to hit on me. Then she said that she pretty much only dates dead beats with emotional issues. Nothing happened further than that.

    • @alanabear3684
      @alanabear3684 2 роки тому +1

      @@someperson9999 wth...I hope that girl got some help lol

  • @izariaparker537
    @izariaparker537 7 років тому +94

    I wish they played this show agin

  • @chemifomijiwa8773
    @chemifomijiwa8773 4 роки тому +21

    We can't go to a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂

  • @numbaoneg101
    @numbaoneg101 3 роки тому +13

    Just realized Slaver Slav is a play on Flavor Flav 😂😂😂😂

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 роки тому +16

    Chris you're trying too hard, relax breathe be yourself.
    You can do this, no need to overthink it.

  • @NoName-up9bg
    @NoName-up9bg 3 роки тому +7

    "Wait that didn't come out right. 😂😂😂😂"

  • @hattrickpatrick5037
    @hattrickpatrick5037 5 років тому +13

    We can’t go looking like, who let you in?! lol 😂 😂

  • @laurentaylor1946
    @laurentaylor1946 6 років тому +209

    Wait how’d he do 17 years If he’s only 16 lol

  • @daviontittle9033
    @daviontittle9033 7 років тому +22

    You don't have to act like everyone else just be yourself

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 років тому +43

    She just said she likes girls then continues on Guys🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ she must be using them😂😂

  • @audreyjoy7993
    @audreyjoy7993 3 роки тому +7

    You can't go into a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚼

  • @tacobell3398
    @tacobell3398 3 роки тому +7

    0:28 how my parents met 😅

  • @unkown4723
    @unkown4723 3 роки тому +6

    the one that said “I like girls” ✨✨

  • @TjamVideoMan
    @TjamVideoMan 5 років тому +11

    2:14 - Setback Records! That’s almost as good as the label a friend of mine came up with for his recording studio - POTOWN !!

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 3 роки тому +8

    "I like girls"
    five seconds later
    "bad boys"
    girl you either playing games or you are very confused

    • @natemorgan1996
      @natemorgan1996 2 роки тому +3

      Hmm she could be both playing games and very confused

  • @amazingfordf150
    @amazingfordf150 3 роки тому +4

    0:30 who you talking to then?😂😂😂

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +5

    “ woman you better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that part always killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wsambian
    @wsambian 4 роки тому +6

    On my mother can make a free dinner EXPENSIVE 😂😂😂

  • @jalisaepps6300
    @jalisaepps6300 7 років тому +16

    Chris and Tasha hanging out

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 5 років тому +7

    *2:28*
    *He release his first single:*

  • @Noname-pe8wf
    @Noname-pe8wf 4 роки тому +4

    "Setback Records" 😂

  • @biancabee8270
    @biancabee8270 5 років тому +5

    If I get locked up I be finally get lucky 😅😅😂🤣

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 5 років тому +8

    Dem dollar bills 😅🤣

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 років тому +26

    Slaver slav
    Lol😂
    Flavor flav I get the refrence

  • @exoticjanene
    @exoticjanene 4 роки тому +4

    2:20 but how though 😂😂

  • @franknitti9288
    @franknitti9288 3 роки тому +2

    Rochelle needed a job!!!!!!!!!!!! And to KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee 3 роки тому +6

    The definiton of simp

  • @sanele8559
    @sanele8559 4 роки тому +1

    I Like This show

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 роки тому +1

    I love you in all the ways I love you very much baby beautiful queen ❤

  • @moneymike6339
    @moneymike6339 4 роки тому +6

    Dem dollar bills lol

  • @MsDisneylandlover
    @MsDisneylandlover 4 роки тому +2

    Funny I do Landry on Wed lol but now I am doing it on Monday since the stay home orders

  • @teddiedoggo8965
    @teddiedoggo8965 4 роки тому +3

    Why is every dude fuckin generically quoting everything from a 2:55 minute video. I came in here expecting some actual comments

  • @bluedark1142
    @bluedark1142 4 роки тому +4

    We love men who has money 💰 no broke men ✋

  • @junubmedia3831
    @junubmedia3831 4 роки тому +4

    The voice in the background seems like for Chris Rock!

  • @codernux
    @codernux 2 роки тому +3

    Chris was a simp pal

  • @hamidulislam2604
    @hamidulislam2604 4 роки тому +10

    Tasha:have any quarters, 'stares at quarters'
    Chris:yeh here

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +15

    Women you’d better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @datname1939
    @datname1939 3 роки тому +8

    You know I just notice that it's always the same guy who explains things we might not know.

  • @johnmwakilili
    @johnmwakilili 4 роки тому +3

    0:42 Julius am a need a few extra DOLLARS this week.....

  • @jaytay8615
    @jaytay8615 3 роки тому +1

    I be feeling bad for Julius When he give Rochelle Money sometimes like Rochelle you got a job too

  • @youtub-fj8mu
    @youtub-fj8mu Рік тому +2

    1:10 Did he say aks?

  • @B00MSH4KALAK4
    @B00MSH4KALAK4 Місяць тому

    0:18 “rich rich rich rich”

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 2 роки тому +2

    every woman wants a hood due, UNTIL they get a hood dude....

  • @KTopics
    @KTopics Рік тому

    At the tender age of 16. Slava slave was released from prison for serving a 17 year sentence for aggravated battery. 😂

  • @alpha5664
    @alpha5664 2 роки тому +1

    I think the reason why they are poor is because Rochelle keeps blowing money on beauty products and luxury items

    • @marvrob
      @marvrob 2 роки тому +1

      Well your right because she loves to spend money on those things
      but their not poor, poor 😂. A black family owning a house in the 80s with both parents was more like middle class back then, Maybe....julius just had a strict budget

  • @InternalxHD
    @InternalxHD 4 роки тому +1

    That ending tho lmao

  • @frail2853
    @frail2853 2 роки тому +1

    "At the age of 16 after serving 17 years" 💀

  • @a.jbrown9945
    @a.jbrown9945 4 роки тому +1

    All Dem dollars bills LMFAO

  • @cj8803
    @cj8803 6 років тому +2

    "SHUT UP IDIOT!" LMAO YASSS!!!

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 роки тому +2

    Tasha is still beautiful queen I love you in all the ways

  • @Khxrm
    @Khxrm 3 роки тому +1

    Who let you in😂😂😂

  • @shanedavid69
    @shanedavid69 3 роки тому

    I don't know fred flintstone but I still can make your bed rock

  • @leatherface9022
    @leatherface9022 4 роки тому +2

    Hey baby! I'm no Fred Flintstones but I can make your Bedrock!

  • @dydreakadavis6807
    @dydreakadavis6807 4 роки тому +4

    Wait how you like girls if u say bad boys😂😂😂

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Рік тому

    Alguém assistindo??😎💜🖤🤩😇💗💕🤗

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 років тому +2

    0:16 to 0:21 when I ask my friends what type or boys they in to they honstlyu Sadie for fame or the money

  • @9ner4ever34
    @9ner4ever34 2 роки тому

    This clip... it's sad but true. Even trolls have more play today. Just say'n 🤷🏻‍♂️...

  • @richmonddavis1197
    @richmonddavis1197 4 роки тому +1

    This is lit

  • @nbabigm2897
    @nbabigm2897 4 роки тому +2

    What episode is this ?

  • @thatotrader2734
    @thatotrader2734 5 років тому +3

    Who watch this in 2019

  • @heartlesskeyz
    @heartlesskeyz 4 роки тому +1

    Who be watching in 2020

  • @Guest-x8n
    @Guest-x8n 2 роки тому

    His first mugshot was in his mother's pregnancy, that's why he said 17 years.🤦 Lmao

  • @blakecoston8579
    @blakecoston8579 3 роки тому +3

    Classic show but Julius maybe broke working two jobs cause his wife overspend but don't work. Man I love this show but wouldn't wish for Julius life haha

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 5 років тому +1

    Dollar bills lol🤣

  • @2jy807
    @2jy807 4 роки тому

    im watching this in 2020

  • @edwardkennedy3070
    @edwardkennedy3070 3 роки тому

    I like her with Chris I do

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 3 роки тому

    Pra nascer com o cabelo liso kk

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Рік тому

    Alguém assistindo??💜☃️😎❄♠️❄

  • @adroo23
    @adroo23 4 роки тому +1

    Chris momma tripping lol all that money to go to a dinner ?