Everybody Hates Chris - Everything and Nothing

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @justsomerandominternetuser6379
    @justsomerandominternetuser6379 4 роки тому +688

    “I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 3 роки тому +42

      "SHUT UP,IDIOT!!!!"
      "I wasn't even talking to her....."

    • @mrbossman6811
      @mrbossman6811 3 роки тому +90

      Young Money really took that line and made a hit with it lol

    • @8213apice
      @8213apice 2 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @FrancistheBrave
      @FrancistheBrave 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fashobidniz
      @fashobidniz Рік тому +6

      @@mrbossman6811 call me mr Flintstone I could make ya bed rock🤣🤣

  • @lil_snack
    @lil_snack 7 років тому +1069

    “Now if I can get locked up I can finally get lucky. Wait, that didn’t come out right” probably the funniest line in the whole show

  • @MarblesSoda
    @MarblesSoda 3 роки тому +187

    "Only my mother could make a free dinner expensive"
    Story of my life

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +672

    “What kinda man does a woman’s laundry” a married man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @averix84
    @averix84 7 років тому +1117

    At the tender age of 16, slaver slave was released from serving 17 years

    • @jefee4352
      @jefee4352 6 років тому +9

      DM PUNK do you know who the guy that was talking about slaver Slav name is

    • @yb6056
      @yb6056 6 років тому +31

      He could be born on February 29th

    • @TjamVideoMan
      @TjamVideoMan 5 років тому +9

      His pregnant mama was in on it!

    • @jorjesanroman9027
      @jorjesanroman9027 4 роки тому +1

      The jail bars are sideways

    • @calo95.
      @calo95. 3 роки тому +3

      @@jefee4352 flavor flav from public enemy

  • @_504yaknow
    @_504yaknow 6 років тому +765

    When Julius was going through his wallet for Rochelle he was only giving her $1’s if you look close 😂😂😂

    • @dgjr97
      @dgjr97 5 років тому +95

      I know this is late but i'm sure things were really cheap than it is now since this is based off of chris rock's life as a kid.

    • @JamesSmith-hi9zy
      @JamesSmith-hi9zy 5 років тому +33

      They were 10s

    • @lefreyre
      @lefreyre 5 років тому +40

      Mixed in like 1s and 10s

    • @gypsyneighbor4922
      @gypsyneighbor4922 5 років тому +35

      $1 was a lot back then. Typically a burger meal cost like 13 cents or something like that.

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 років тому +9

      @@gypsyneighbor4922 dam. Wish I lived back then lol

  • @zirenlol
    @zirenlol 8 років тому +1939

    "i wast even talking to her" lol

  • @ndirangugichuki6260
    @ndirangugichuki6260 4 роки тому +205

    Chris Rock's narration makes this 100 times funnier 😂😂😂

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 7 років тому +132

    Tasha and Chris’s relationship has always been one of the shows best moments

    • @Inuyasha4838
      @Inuyasha4838 5 років тому +26

      Remember Keisha? I hated how she treated Chris and Chris was still chasing after her even though she liked Drew. Tasha is way better than her

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 5 років тому +1

      HiroHamada14 I know

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 років тому +12

      @@Inuyasha4838 Tasha was a good friend, but was fake asf when they linked up for a relationship. She went all around town to look for anyone else to date but him.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +9

      @@Inuyasha4838 Both Tasha and Keisha aren't worth it....but at some point most of us men have met a "Tasha" or "Keisha" throughtout our lives

  • @victornguyen6009
    @victornguyen6009 5 років тому +204

    “Now if I just get locked up, I’ll get lucky. Wait that didn’t come out right.” 😂

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @youpedia4614
      @youpedia4614 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 11 місяців тому

      Salver salv is pampered bad boy top recording set bad recorders. He small album macking somebody the attention smackle somebody mouth later his situatel stink Him month later Rest of history.

  • @YoogiNation
    @YoogiNation 7 років тому +241

    “I️ wadnt even talking to her.” Lmao

  • @amnknw1976
    @amnknw1976 4 роки тому +74

    I love how his mug shot is an embryo with glasses on

    • @allaware5014
      @allaware5014 2 роки тому +1

      Well "qt 16 he was released for a shooting he did *17 years earlier* .

  • @TheJellymonty
    @TheJellymonty Рік тому +17

    The mug shot had me rolling 🤣 😂

  • @tonywofford2632
    @tonywofford2632 7 років тому +121

    now if I could just get locked up, I might even get lucky, wait that didn't come out right lol,lmao.

  • @adamsonnsimba619
    @adamsonnsimba619 5 років тому +89

    "Only my mom could get a free dinner, expensive"

  • @linkavitchchomofski8817
    @linkavitchchomofski8817 4 роки тому +44

    "At the tender age of 16, Slaver Slave was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery"

  • @svnnfade4285
    @svnnfade4285 4 роки тому +68

    When I was younger I didn’t realize how dirty this show was 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @lizzwisdom5851
    @lizzwisdom5851 4 роки тому +19

    Lol ..when Rochelle said 'we can't go to a restaurant looking like who let u in ' dam believe me I died 😅😅😅💔💔🙈🙊🙊

  • @jayydde.n
    @jayydde.n 7 років тому +428

    "I like girls" lol

    • @KMDragonS
      @KMDragonS 6 років тому +87

      not interesting now, but it will be later.

    • @manuela1340
      @manuela1340 5 років тому +7

      what is the problem, darling? :)

    • @ozyvillanueva9277
      @ozyvillanueva9277 4 роки тому +28

      Then she proceeds to say she likes “bad boys that are rich”😂💀

    • @awaytosleep5762
      @awaytosleep5762 2 роки тому

      🤨

  • @victornguyen6847
    @victornguyen6847 7 років тому +397

    Julius needs his own picture in his wallet

    • @mzothuledlamini7601
      @mzothuledlamini7601 5 років тому +35

      Victor Nguyen that's $3 worth of picture

    • @klan4165
      @klan4165 4 роки тому +5

      Mzothule Dlamini lol

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 роки тому +7

      Terry Crews has a picture of Julius in his wallet

    • @terique69
      @terique69 2 роки тому +3

      @@mzothuledlamini7601 u mean ink

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 11 місяців тому

      And Vivian told Will forget it Baby.

  • @jatavialynn3497
    @jatavialynn3497 3 роки тому +12

    “ I wasn’t even talking to her” yes u was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fx_Explains
    @Fx_Explains 4 роки тому +143

    "At 16 he was released from prison after serving 17 year sentence." Wtf how??

    • @arthuralexander1449
      @arthuralexander1449 4 роки тому +25

      He was in his mother womb, 9 months until he was born + 16 years + 3 months.

    • @isaacm.2377
      @isaacm.2377 4 роки тому +20

      @@arthuralexander1449 He was made in prison, in the womb in prison, until teen in prison lol.

    • @debutriah2854
      @debutriah2854 2 роки тому +6

      That’s the joke lmao

    • @tobeact4872
      @tobeact4872 10 місяців тому

      It's comedy

  • @StephanieKOAStevens
    @StephanieKOAStevens 6 років тому +49

    "Setback Records" Woooow 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 роки тому +26

    Dude: “I wasn’t even talking to her anyway!” 0:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @opachkii
    @opachkii 4 роки тому +103

    “I like girls”
    “Not interested now, but will be later” 😂😂

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 3 роки тому +1

      I didnt get it

    • @romeostarlite21
      @romeostarlite21 3 роки тому +16

      @@Josiuh Really, look at today's society, this show was more than 15 years ago lol

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 роки тому +3

      That sound just like me I like girls just not interested in dating or sex right now

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 роки тому +1

      I'm anti social/social basically a social loner

    • @yousefqteifan6756
      @yousefqteifan6756 3 роки тому +1

      and it is now

  • @jesmevideos6425
    @jesmevideos6425 4 роки тому +17

    I wasn't even talking to her lmao 😂

  • @vincentwendt720
    @vincentwendt720 3 роки тому +46

    (0:48) This is probably the reason Julius doesn't have any hair. He may have ripped all of it out from having to empty his wallet so often.

    • @bqw2094
      @bqw2094 Рік тому +4

      Chris said that one hair would fall out for every bill he got.

  • @hattrickpatrick5037
    @hattrickpatrick5037 5 років тому +13

    We can’t go looking like, who let you in?! lol 😂 😂

  • @ousaineygumaneh4680
    @ousaineygumaneh4680 3 роки тому +14

    " I wasn't talking to her" funny

  • @Jadzebra
    @Jadzebra 4 роки тому +29

    When you interrogate other people to find out what your crush likes, you're going fast in the wrong direction babe

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 4 роки тому

      I think the same to

    • @alanabear3684
      @alanabear3684 2 роки тому +1

      @Some Person wth...I hope that girl got some help lol

  • @chemifomijiwa8773
    @chemifomijiwa8773 4 роки тому +20

    We can't go to a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 роки тому +15

    Chris you're trying too hard, relax breathe be yourself.
    You can do this, no need to overthink it.

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 7 років тому +78

    Be Rich, Tall, Lean, Successful, Confident, and fun. Done.

    • @annuhlisa
      @annuhlisa 5 років тому +3

      IPIay nothing beats chemistry.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 5 років тому +4

      @@annuhlisa I hv searched far n wide...but I can't find this chemistry u guys talk about...wat is it

    • @drtash21
      @drtash21 5 років тому

      Or just be rich.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 роки тому +1

      @@annuhlisa Chemistry sometimes puts U in the friendzone, gets U crazy, gets Ur feelings hurt or gets U no where

  • @laurentaylor1946
    @laurentaylor1946 6 років тому +209

    Wait how’d he do 17 years If he’s only 16 lol

  • @jussmaro3147
    @jussmaro3147 7 років тому +92

    One of the funniest episodes

  • @tholo.nkadimeng
    @tholo.nkadimeng 7 років тому +85

    "I'm smacking and stabbing somebody" Damn

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 років тому +42

    She just said she likes girls then continues on Guys🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ she must be using them😂😂

  • @TjamVideoMan
    @TjamVideoMan 5 років тому +11

    2:14 - Setback Records! That’s almost as good as the label a friend of mine came up with for his recording studio - POTOWN !!

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 років тому +5

    “ woman you better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that part always killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @izariaparker537
    @izariaparker537 7 років тому +93

    I wish they played this show agin

  • @numbaoneg101
    @numbaoneg101 3 роки тому +14

    Just realized Slaver Slav is a play on Flavor Flav 😂😂😂😂

  • @daviontittle9033
    @daviontittle9033 7 років тому +22

    You don't have to act like everyone else just be yourself

  • @NoName-up9bg
    @NoName-up9bg 4 роки тому +6

    "Wait that didn't come out right. 😂😂😂😂"

  • @Sumbu-254
    @Sumbu-254 3 роки тому +7

    You can't go into a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚼

  • @tacobell3398
    @tacobell3398 4 роки тому +6

    0:28 how my parents met 😅

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 років тому +26

    Slaver slav
    Lol😂
    Flavor flav I get the refrence

  • @wsambian
    @wsambian 4 роки тому +6

    On my mother can make a free dinner EXPENSIVE 😂😂😂

  • @amazingfordf150
    @amazingfordf150 3 роки тому +4

    0:30 who you talking to then?😂😂😂

  • @exoticjanene
    @exoticjanene 4 роки тому +4

    2:20 but how though 😂😂

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 5 років тому +6

    *2:28*
    *He release his first single:*

  • @Noname-pe8wf
    @Noname-pe8wf 4 роки тому +4

    "Setback Records" 😂

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 3 роки тому +7

    "I like girls"
    five seconds later
    "bad boys"
    girl you either playing games or you are very confused

    • @natemorgan1996
      @natemorgan1996 2 роки тому +3

      Hmm she could be both playing games and very confused

  • @unkown4723
    @unkown4723 3 роки тому +5

    the one that said “I like girls” ✨✨

  • @biancabee8270
    @biancabee8270 5 років тому +5

    If I get locked up I be finally get lucky 😅😅😂🤣

  • @MsDisneylandlover
    @MsDisneylandlover 4 роки тому +2

    Funny I do Landry on Wed lol but now I am doing it on Monday since the stay home orders

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 5 років тому +8

    Dem dollar bills 😅🤣

  • @youtub-fj8mu
    @youtub-fj8mu Рік тому +2

    1:10 Did he say aks?

  • @jalisaepps6300
    @jalisaepps6300 7 років тому +16

    Chris and Tasha hanging out

  • @jefee4352
    @jefee4352 6 років тому +2

    Who was the guy at 2:25 because i can’t find him on IMDb

  • @teddiedoggo8965
    @teddiedoggo8965 4 роки тому +3

    Why is every dude fuckin generically quoting everything from a 2:55 minute video. I came in here expecting some actual comments

  • @bluedark1142
    @bluedark1142 4 роки тому +4

    We love men who has money 💰 no broke men ✋

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 роки тому +1

    I love you in all the ways I love you very much baby beautiful queen ❤

  • @cj8803
    @cj8803 6 років тому +2

    "SHUT UP IDIOT!" LMAO YASSS!!!

  • @johnmwakilili
    @johnmwakilili 4 роки тому +3

    0:42 Julius am a need a few extra DOLLARS this week.....

  • @nbabigm2897
    @nbabigm2897 4 роки тому +1

    What episode is this ?

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 роки тому +3

    Tasha is still beautiful queen I love you in all the ways

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 років тому +1

    0:16 to 0:21 when I ask my friends what type or boys they in to they honstlyu Sadie for fame or the money

  • @junubmedia3831
    @junubmedia3831 4 роки тому +4

    The voice in the background seems like for Chris Rock!

  • @datname1939
    @datname1939 4 роки тому +8

    You know I just notice that it's always the same guy who explains things we might not know.

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 7 років тому +15

    Women you’d better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sanele8559
    @sanele8559 4 роки тому +1

    I Like This show

  • @B00MSH4KALAK4
    @B00MSH4KALAK4 4 місяці тому

    0:18 “rich rich rich rich”

  • @moneymike6339
    @moneymike6339 5 років тому +5

    Dem dollar bills lol

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 років тому

    1:06 to 1:49

  • @Jordywap
    @Jordywap 2 роки тому +1

    "At the age of 16 after serving 17 years" 💀

  • @Guest-x8n
    @Guest-x8n 2 роки тому

    His first mugshot was in his mother's pregnancy, that's why he said 17 years.🤦 Lmao

  • @Khxrm
    @Khxrm 3 роки тому +1

    Who let you in😂😂😂

  • @KTopics
    @KTopics Рік тому

    At the tender age of 16. Slava slave was released from prison for serving a 17 year sentence for aggravated battery. 😂

  • @9ner4ever34
    @9ner4ever34 2 роки тому

    This clip... it's sad but true. Even trolls have more play today. Just say'n 🤷🏻‍♂️...

  • @franknitti9288
    @franknitti9288 3 роки тому +1

    Rochelle needed a job!!!!!!!!!!!! And to KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Рік тому

    Alguém assistindo??😎💜🖤🤩😇💗💕🤗

  • @a.jbrown9945
    @a.jbrown9945 5 років тому

    All Dem dollars bills LMFAO

  • @codernux
    @codernux 2 роки тому +3

    Chris was a simp pal

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 6 років тому +1

    Dollar bills lol🤣

  • @shanedavid69
    @shanedavid69 4 роки тому

    I don't know fred flintstone but I still can make your bed rock

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 років тому

    1:47 to 2:21 wow

  • @leatherface9022
    @leatherface9022 4 роки тому +2

    Hey baby! I'm no Fred Flintstones but I can make your Bedrock!

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 2 роки тому +2

    every woman wants a hood due, UNTIL they get a hood dude....

  • @jaytay8615
    @jaytay8615 3 роки тому

    I be feeling bad for Julius When he give Rochelle Money sometimes like Rochelle you got a job too

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Рік тому

    Alguém assistindo??💜☃️😎❄♠️❄

  • @dydreakadavis6807
    @dydreakadavis6807 5 років тому +3

    Wait how you like girls if u say bad boys😂😂😂

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 років тому

    0:13 to

  • @hamidulislam2604
    @hamidulislam2604 4 роки тому +10

    Tasha:have any quarters, 'stares at quarters'
    Chris:yeh here

  • @alpha5664
    @alpha5664 2 роки тому +1

    I think the reason why they are poor is because Rochelle keeps blowing money on beauty products and luxury items

    • @marvrob
      @marvrob 2 роки тому +2

      Well your right because she loves to spend money on those things
      but their not poor, poor 😂. A black family owning a house in the 80s with both parents was more like middle class back then, Maybe....julius just had a strict budget

  • @richmonddavis1197
    @richmonddavis1197 5 років тому +1

    This is lit

  • @jaygill5582
    @jaygill5582 3 роки тому

    Mario Joyner @ 2:10

  • @adroo23
    @adroo23 4 роки тому +1

    Chris momma tripping lol all that money to go to a dinner ?

  • @cuzdogg839
    @cuzdogg839 5 років тому +2

    I looked slavor slave up and I still don't know if he is a real person

    • @ElPatrondel
      @ElPatrondel 5 років тому +3

      He is lol. His real name is "Flavor Flav"

    • @chyenne7248
      @chyenne7248 5 років тому +1

      El Patron okay I knew it. I knew it had to be Flavour Flav lmao

    • @cuzdogg839
      @cuzdogg839 5 років тому +1

      I know but for some reason I thought it might have been a real person I didn't think it could be that obvious

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee 4 роки тому +5

    The definiton of simp

  • @gregorycampbell2164
    @gregorycampbell2164 2 роки тому

    How can you be 16 and released from prison after 17 years lol