Dumbest Ways People Have Died | Darwin Award 2nd Edition

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  • Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
  • In this video, I tell stories of 5 more Darwin Award Winners.
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  • @marianilsson8785
    @marianilsson8785 5 місяців тому +296

    Homemade and bungy should never ever be in the same sentence

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 3 місяці тому +11

      No matter who produced the bungee, it still needs to be properly rigged.

    • @ShawnStafford-1978
      @ShawnStafford-1978 3 місяці тому +13

      True. Also works well with the thought measure twice, cut once. This guy forgot about the measurements idea

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 Місяць тому +15

      This reminds me, has anyone seen that homemade bungee cord ritual certain tribes do made out of vines and they build a tower out of wood to jump from. Also It's not a stretchy bungee. It's gnarly

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 Місяць тому +7

      ​@benmcreynolds8581 yeah that is what Bungee originated from!

    • @randall1959
      @randall1959 Місяць тому +12

      But it had duct tape. That should have ensured its success 🤣

  • @Stan_in_Shelton_WA
    @Stan_in_Shelton_WA Місяць тому +149

    Jumping from the 24th floor, he failed to see the gravity of the situation.

    • @user-du2pw7ox1b
      @user-du2pw7ox1b Місяць тому +6

      Good one!

    • @prodigalpriest
      @prodigalpriest Місяць тому +3

      He didn't throw himself off the 24th floor. The glass window popped out when his body hit it.

    • @hamishanderson6738
      @hamishanderson6738 Місяць тому +7

      That's funny on many levels.

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir Місяць тому +13

      Well that joke fell flat.
      As did he.😄

    • @jguenther3049
      @jguenther3049 18 днів тому +4

      That was transparently a bad idea.

  • @dcvariousvids8082
    @dcvariousvids8082 Місяць тому +107

    “Garry was one of the best and brightest…” Says a lot for the firm.

    • @sophiasophiasophia
      @sophiasophiasophia 19 днів тому +7

      And the firm closed 3 years later 😂😂 I wonder why

    • @drats1279
      @drats1279 17 днів тому +3

      That's why they closed shortly thereafter.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 16 днів тому +2

      Education and intelligence are distinct concepts, as well.

    • @ZacabebOTG
      @ZacabebOTG 6 днів тому

      He was their fall guy.

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing Місяць тому +88

    Imagine being a student visiting a law firm to try and secure an internship and then your host starts repeatedly throwing himself at a 24th-storey windows until he finally goes through it. It's horrifying in such a weirdly surreal way, I feel really sorry for anyone who witnessed it.

    • @michaelmcelligott6336
      @michaelmcelligott6336 Місяць тому +14

      He was right the glass didn't break though

    • @olddog-fv2ox
      @olddog-fv2ox Місяць тому +3

      Just open the window and save a repair bill

    • @SirFluffyFluffton
      @SirFluffyFluffton 29 днів тому +18

      It was very sad news ...but at least there was a job vacancy at the end of the day, a window of opportunity (no pun intended)

    • @jguenther3049
      @jguenther3049 18 днів тому +5

      @@SirFluffyFluffton A paneful joke.

    • @69Deez_Nutz69
      @69Deez_Nutz69 18 днів тому

      ​@@jguenther3049A door closes, a window opens!

  • @peterney2402
    @peterney2402 23 дні тому +13

    Lawyers who jump out of high storey windows, warms your heart.

  • @rhensontollhouse
    @rhensontollhouse 5 місяців тому +142

    He didn’t die, but was “Removed from the gene pool anyway.” 😂

    • @viix3815
      @viix3815 Місяць тому +8

      Don't need to die to win one of these awards. Just be unable to have any kids...

  • @LadyHeathersLair
    @LadyHeathersLair Місяць тому +76

    “I’m a man. I can handle it”. Gawd. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Місяць тому +4

      Hilariously, I still now and then see the argument that men having on average shorter life spans is
      because they are being oppressed.

    • @tharding2870
      @tharding2870 25 днів тому +4

      famous last words

    • @user-kt2on3zc1t
      @user-kt2on3zc1t 11 днів тому +1

      @@tharding2870If your full name is Tonya Harding, then you know that a 2-by-4 to a man’s knees will do the trick as well.

  • @toter-drache
    @toter-drache Місяць тому +24

    You know that second guy, didn't have a plan for if his makeshift bungies had worked, he'd be dangling there still, trying to figure out how he was gonna get down.

    • @KenFullman
      @KenFullman 13 днів тому +6

      That's probably why he wanted his bungie to reach the ground. He wasn't stupid. 🤣

    • @toter-drache
      @toter-drache 13 днів тому +3

      @@KenFullman 😂👍🏻

  • @peregrination3643
    @peregrination3643 5 місяців тому +243

    "He was so smart in school." Poor grandmother still didn't know that rote memorization and book smarts are not the same as street smarts.

  • @TheopolisQSmith
    @TheopolisQSmith Місяць тому +82

    Bungee jumping has to be one of the most, if not the most idiotic thing a human can do.

    • @kingoftheblank7840
      @kingoftheblank7840 Місяць тому +30

      Cave divers : "hold my beer"

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Місяць тому +15

      Look up the rate of accidents amongst BASE jumpers and wingsuit daredevils. Both activities are basically just daring the universe to slam you repeatedly into a rock face (and the ground of course, eventually).

    • @grimlund
      @grimlund Місяць тому +6

      ​@@sixstringedthingYeah. Base jumping is way, way more dangerous then bungy jump. You cant even compare them.
      Base jumpers dont have that extra parachute that all other parachuters have.
      So if their gear messes up and dont work the way it suppose to do they die.
      There is no second chance.

    • @erossinema8797
      @erossinema8797 Місяць тому

      Climbing Mt. Everest ranks up there as quite stupid. And cave diving. Drinking alcoholic drinks till you pass out...(You may never wake up)

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir Місяць тому

      I'm Proud to say that like almost everything, bungee jumping is a British invention.
      The world's first bungee jump occured on April Fool's day 1979 from the Clifton suspension bridge in Bristol performed by David Kirke and then Simon Keeling whilst dressed in a top hat, tails and with a glass of champagne. Both were members of the Dangerous Sports Club.
      I grew up a few miles away from Clifton and I remember it was shown on the local news.
      One of the clubs most famous members was Graham Chapman of Monty Python fame.
      Other activities included base jumping at the start of the sport, hang gliding, flying microlights, zorbing and surrealist skiing where they skied down hill with things like pianos and a louis XIV dining set.
      N.B. Lots of people jump off the Clifton suspension bridge as it's a famous suicide spot.
      Unfortunately they often forget that the Bristol Channel has the second highest tidal range in the world so it's important to check the tide. What often happens is they land in thick mud, perhaps breaking a few bones but still very much alive. Often they have second thoughts at his point. Then they realise they're stuck. And the tide is coming back in...
      Sometimes rescuers get to them first. Other times...

  • @blackrabbit212
    @blackrabbit212 2 місяці тому +57

    I have subscribed partly because of the content, but mostly because of the drole, laconic delivery which makes the whole video so much more enjoyable!

    • @jagmo
      @jagmo Місяць тому +4

      @blackrabbit212 "Wayne's attempt at redefining masculinity met with...failure." :)

  • @carlbarkham3115
    @carlbarkham3115 Місяць тому +33

    He was really bright and clever at school, but he failed physics.

    • @adrianred236
      @adrianred236 23 дні тому +1

      I thought the silver lining to the story was going to be that the pane of glass survived.😅

  • @Stan_in_Shelton_WA
    @Stan_in_Shelton_WA 5 місяців тому +125

    The 24 floor fall did not hurt him, however the sudden and abrupt stop at the bottom was lethal.

    • @CuriosityVaultChannel
      @CuriosityVaultChannel  5 місяців тому +23

      Can't argue with that sir.

    • @ShawnStafford-1978
      @ShawnStafford-1978 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@CuriosityVaultChanneldefinitely not the successful way to retire from work. 😮

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 Місяць тому +4

      Retire from living as well.

    • @jagmo
      @jagmo Місяць тому +6

      He "lost on appeal".

    • @Stan_in_Shelton_WA
      @Stan_in_Shelton_WA Місяць тому +9

      @@jagmo He failed to see the gravity of the situation.

  • @RemusKingOfRome
    @RemusKingOfRome 5 місяців тому +64

    Those poor NZ guys, they could have jumped on a flat bed carriage and survived ! An ounce of thought

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Місяць тому +16

      Or...they could have bought a bus ticket

    • @NidusFormicarum
      @NidusFormicarum Місяць тому +2

      If they had known about the bridge, there would have been more than enough space if they had layed down. 48 cm is plenty - 20 cm is enough for me. (My "thickness" is 17 cm)

    • @nilslindstrom8087
      @nilslindstrom8087 20 днів тому +1

      @@NidusFormicarum isn't that cutting it a bit to close tho? What if their thickness is 19.5cm?
      I wulden't try if not willing to end up on a darwin award video.

    • @NidusFormicarum
      @NidusFormicarum 20 днів тому +1

      @@nilslindstrom8087 Yes, 48 cm and I could do it, but still...I have to make sure nothing is beyond its edges. 20 cm, of course not - way too dangerous. I'm just saying that in theory I should survive that.

    • @nilslindstrom8087
      @nilslindstrom8087 20 днів тому +1

      @@NidusFormicarum I totaly misread! Mybad! 🙈

  • @jp5000able
    @jp5000able 3 місяці тому +55

    A manager where I work almost pulled the same Darwin award. He was using the bathroom when his concealed hand gun somehow discharged busting the toilet.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Місяць тому +9

      Lucky the toilet didn’t shoot back 😳 I’m guessing it was America after all

    • @uncled39
      @uncled39 21 день тому +4

      Why would anyone need a concealed gun?

    • @EneTheGene
      @EneTheGene 18 днів тому +3

      @@uncled39 Well, you can't commit spontaneous armed robberies without one of course!

  • @galady8632
    @galady8632 5 місяців тому +108

    No Mensa members were lost in this video.

    • @zenfrodo
      @zenfrodo 5 місяців тому +18

      Intelligence ain't the same as Wisdom, as my D&D group said, just before the wizard set off a Fireball in a 10x10 room.

    • @sonjastarr1364
      @sonjastarr1364 5 місяців тому

      You wouldn't *believe* how many stupid geniuses there are. 😂

    • @kilianvkv3803
      @kilianvkv3803 Місяць тому +3

      So true

    • @rlicon1970
      @rlicon1970 Місяць тому +1

      But lots of Mensos

    • @Sammyfrommyhammy
      @Sammyfrommyhammy Місяць тому +3

      No matter how you word it, intelligence does not always play out in the real world..
      Titles and awards are for egos... Except for this one🤣🤣🤣

  • @afwalker1921
    @afwalker1921 5 місяців тому +64

    In the Zulu language, there is a distinct difference between "Goodbye, travel safely" and "Faster, it's gaining on you!" It helps to understand this difference.

  • @bodieb.1239
    @bodieb.1239 16 днів тому +4

    Love the last one. These Awards are all great and it is a fair way of removing the stupid from our society. That being said, these days much more work is required. I look forward to many more of your videos. Thank You !

  • @7inrain
    @7inrain Місяць тому +13

    Having the bungee rope longer than the drop was just a precautionary measure. If it had been shorter it might have snapped from the jolt that Mr. Barcia's weight would have put on it. Instead it was completely fine after the jump thanks to Mr. Barcia´s incredible foresight.

  • @classicmicroscopy9398
    @classicmicroscopy9398 5 місяців тому +57

    The ending of the last story made me laugh so hard! 😂

    • @CuriosityVaultChannel
      @CuriosityVaultChannel  5 місяців тому +10

      I was under pressure to match the dry humor of my first Darwin Awards video 😎

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 5 місяців тому +8

      " ... and cross their legs in solidarity." 😆

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 3 місяці тому +2

      @@CuriosityVaultChannel You start off with an outdated explanation of evolution which fails!

    • @Debbie-henri
      @Debbie-henri Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, I knew a man who did something not too dissimilar. It was at a 'staged situation' security practice for his workplace, where you're meant to run into a dark room, see cutouts of perpetrators and innocents (much like The film Men In Black 1), draw your gun, and shoot the appropriate targets.
      He was so nervous about doing this right, he fired the gun before remembering to point it at the target, and shot through his buttocks.
      He was fired... like his gun.
      We worked for a place where you couldn't make those sorts of mistakes.

    • @Mcfreddo
      @Mcfreddo Місяць тому

      @@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307gawd, don't be so picky.

  • @mantelikukkapenkki2368
    @mantelikukkapenkki2368 5 місяців тому +27

    Stupidity never goes out of style 🤣🤣

  • @toadamine
    @toadamine 5 місяців тому +27

    but did the "unbreakable" glass break when it hit the ground 24 stories down? if not, hes right, thats some really amazing glass... hahaha

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 5 місяців тому +44

    I can understand pet snakes in general but who the hell has a PET COBRA??
    Kind of a shame the friend didn't drive him to the hospital instead of the pub, although I'm pretty sure even the hospital could have done nothing as from the sounds of him, he'd have rejected their ministrations anyway. You know, because he's a MAN and can handle it. 🙄

    • @rosemiller417
      @rosemiller417 3 місяці тому

      Same Reason People own Weapons, Mashines, Animals they shouldn't be near. To feel 'safe', powerfull and superior.🤮
      There's Reason behind learning how to care, handle and keep Things with Reason, for there designed Purpose, conservation and or Education.
      There are safe Hands keeping Hots, Permitted, with Protocolls for Escape Prevention and Emergencys. Wich having fast Access to Antivenom, for any Species possible you handle, is Part of. When freehandling your King gone wrong, in Example.
      Some are crazy.
      Animals that lethal shouldn't be bread/kept as 'Pets'. Right Care for them often isn't easy either.
      Most don't receive that.

    • @robertheinkel6225
      @robertheinkel6225 Місяць тому +1

      Was he maybe selling the venom?

    • @user-vf4pu8qp9d
      @user-vf4pu8qp9d Місяць тому +2

      The cobra IQ is not that high, it thought is was giving it's friend a love bite,

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion Місяць тому +1

      Tryna build up immunity

  • @Im_No_Expert_72
    @Im_No_Expert_72 Місяць тому +30

    Now in my 50s looking back on my life I'm astonished to have not achieved the Darwin award.

  • @LastAvailableAlias
    @LastAvailableAlias Місяць тому +9

    I'll never understand why people who try jumping stunts don't try them with a dummy weight first. "Ooooh, that won't work."

    • @shineandre
      @shineandre 17 днів тому +1

      Dumb ideas never include safety and wisdom.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 16 днів тому

      @@shineandre Say, rabbit... You're right! - Yosemite Sam

  • @dukeon
    @dukeon Місяць тому +7

    “My name is Roger. Roger the Handler. I arrange, design, and handle Cobras.”

  • @user-dd9tc4zz8j
    @user-dd9tc4zz8j Місяць тому +14

    How is the guy who fought the ‘roo’ a Darwin Award candidate? It was attacking his dog and he successfully stopped it.

    • @jguenther3049
      @jguenther3049 18 днів тому +1

      Seconds later, the roo jumped him and used its rear claws to gut him.

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 5 місяців тому +31

    A local news reporter was doing a feature on bungee jumping, interviewing some of the participants. One of them was a blind man, and the news reporter asked "without sight, how do you know when you're at the bottom of the drop?" To which the blind man replied "oh it's easy, the leash goes slack"

  • @timhowell6929
    @timhowell6929 Місяць тому +25

    If Gary is that law firms best and brightest, I think I see why they went out of business.
    Also the first rule of handling any handgun is don’t point it at anyone, second rule is ALWAYS use a holster. The holster protects the trigger from unintentional activation.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Місяць тому +1

      Gary seems more like bravado than stupidity.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Місяць тому +2

      To my knowledge, the first rule is: Every gun is loaded, unless you just checked and saw that it isn't.

    • @timhowell6929
      @timhowell6929 Місяць тому

      @@Julia-lk8jn so, you’d point an unloaded gun at someone?

    • @timhowell6929
      @timhowell6929 Місяць тому +1

      @@pollypockets508 really? Throwing yourself full speed against a window on the 25th floor window seems like bravado huh? If Gary were still around I think you would be a better client than I would… He totally deserves his Darwin Award!

    • @eleanorhandley2027
      @eleanorhandley2027 29 днів тому

      ​@@Julia-lk8jn8mg

  • @tofu_golem
    @tofu_golem Місяць тому +37

    Darwin never said "survival of the fittest." That phrase came from a non-scientist.

    • @daystar4058
      @daystar4058 Місяць тому +2

      Seriously!? I didn't know that. The scientific community never told anyone that fact since they have an agenda. Thanks!

    • @jamesduggan141
      @jamesduggan141 Місяць тому +2

      I think what was meant is a reference to adaptation to conditions. Fitness isn't defined before the conditions change.

    • @EddieTheH
      @EddieTheH Місяць тому

      ​@@daystar4058 Yeah, "the Scientific Community" are like the illuminati...
      🤦

    • @petergibson2318
      @petergibson2318 Місяць тому +5

      It's a summary of what was meant: The survival of those most suited to survive in a given ecosystem.

    • @petergibson2318
      @petergibson2318 Місяць тому +4

      @@daystar4058 What agenda? Have you trouble with people who tell the truth?
      (As opposed to the Bible book of fables and myths ...full of B/S from start to finish.)

  • @MrJC1
    @MrJC1 Місяць тому +11

    Imagine going through years of life only to die doing something like this. Thereby rendering almost everything you have done upto that point (unless it was helping others) totally pointless. Geeesh.

    • @abubaseet
      @abubaseet 2 дні тому

      Couldn't you say that about anybody dying, and regardless of how they die?

  • @blackice9088
    @blackice9088 Місяць тому +8

    In the Gary Hoy case, he might have been a brilliant lawyer but scored negatively on common sense! 😂

    • @howardosborne8647
      @howardosborne8647 Місяць тому +1

      It is often the case with what are termed 'brilliant academic minds'......they are disadvantaged by having little common sense.

  • @cowboyfrankspersonalvideos8869
    @cowboyfrankspersonalvideos8869 Місяць тому +5

    I grew up about a mile from the Accotink bridge and remember reading about that bungy stunt at the time.

  • @tuguybear930
    @tuguybear930 Місяць тому +6

    Survival of the fittest isn't intended to mean what most people assume. It means survival of the ones that fit their environment, or are best adapted to the environment.

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Місяць тому +3

    Even without the subject of the video: "mischievous entertainer" sounds horribly like a euphemism for at best an eternal man-child and at worst an out-right bully. Ah well, peace be to your ashes.

  • @flechette3782
    @flechette3782 4 місяці тому +8

    "Although he didn't die, he was most likely removed from the gene pool anyway." SMH

  • @leokeesic3657
    @leokeesic3657 5 місяців тому +16

    We should take the warning labels off of everything and let nature take its course, and natural selection will prevail🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Debbie-henri
      @Debbie-henri Місяць тому +2

      I got through the 1970's without warning labels or safety procedures, and was left to play in the woods until it was dark.
      However, when aged about 11, I very nearly became a Darwin Winner on a holiday break.
      For some incredibly silly reason, after discovering that the beach dropped away at a very shallow rate into the sea - I decided to see how far I could wade out.
      It was going well, I could look back and barely see my parents sunbathing any more. But when I was neck deep in water, I took a step forward and discovered that the floor suddenly wasn't there any more.
      I switched round, my toes trying to scrabble for purchase on the sandy floor, but it was just giving way and I could feel the current starting to drag me backwards.
      Then there was this almighty thump against my back, propelling me back to safety, my feet firmly on sand again. I looked round, and out of the water, right in front of my face, there emerged the head of a monster (so I thought at the time).
      Scared witless, I screamed and powered my way back to shore. I didn't tell my parents (they would have killed me, finishing what Darwin's law started), but I did tell the local shopkeeper, who said it must have been a seal which struck me, telling me if I get up early next morning, there would be seals along the shore before the humans get up.
      And so they were, likely including my little lifeguard.
      ...Oh, and I might as well admit this while I'm about it. I can't swim. So yeah, really stupid idea, wading out to sea. We all have our moments of complete lunacy.

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 26 днів тому

      Cue hilarity from Nuclear Power workers . . . ☢️

    • @C.E.Thomas1952
      @C.E.Thomas1952 20 днів тому

      @@Debbie-henri good story. Glad you survived, even better, saved by a (navy) seal. No seriously, we do do stupid things when we are young.

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 18 днів тому +1

      HA. I just picked up a couple of extension cords and work lights. Ext cords had separate 3 labels plus the model number tag, and the worklights had 2. Dear lord!

  • @davidchurch3472
    @davidchurch3472 Місяць тому +6

    The Waipara incident was doubly notable. They spent the whole trip sat atop the wagon, exposed to the elements and wind due to train speed. Had they instead sat on the flat end of a wagon they would have been sheltered from the draughts as well as travelling free, and being easier to dismount from!

    • @tommyhaynes9157
      @tommyhaynes9157 Місяць тому +1

      A lot of people train hop but they don't sit on top of a car

  • @hollymartins6913
    @hollymartins6913 5 місяців тому +13

    "Oh, noooooo! The window popped oot!"

  • @brunozeigerts6379
    @brunozeigerts6379 17 днів тому +3

    I keep thinking of the Monty Python skit: Did you see that? A man fell past this window!

  • @AwfulDog1
    @AwfulDog1 Місяць тому +3

    The Darwin Award winner ‘was one of the best and brightest of the two hundred men association… ‘ oh dear.

  • @steves1015
    @steves1015 Місяць тому +6

    That last one reminds me of a Darwin award winner where he was working with a machine that featured a large driven belt (like a larger version of a fan belt in a car).
    This guy, feeling a bit frisky, decided it was a great idea to pleasue himself using this moving belt. No sooner had he whipped it out and placed into the machine, the machine yanked it off harder than expected and ripped off his junk.

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 Місяць тому +3

      Oh and there was a video going around SE Asia of a guy who was drunk and picked up a King Cobra. He plays around with it in front of the camera and it bites him about 3 times. Each time it bit him he smiled and "told off" the snake by giving it a tap on its head.
      Then the footage cuts to him in the hospital later, where he is struggling to keep conscious. He died later.

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 Місяць тому +5

      You forgot the rest of the tale... It was a belt drive for a VERY large machine. He did this regularly. Pretty much every lunch break. The time in question he managed to deglove his left testicle, which was never found. He then proceeded to STAPLE the skin shut around his remaining testicle. He finished the work day, went back for 2 more days and then the pain and swelling was so bad he went to the hospital. There the doctor found 8 rusty staples and a huge mess of infection.
      Dr. William A. Morton, urologist, of West Chester, Pa. was the doctor in question.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Місяць тому +3

      Anyone who believes that humans are generally smarter and more civilised than animals should investigate the litany of nasty injuries caused by people stinking their junk into a wide variety of places where your junk really shouldn't go. Or the other way around, inserting a wide variety of objects where such objects really shouldn't go. It is highly inadvisable to be eating your lunch while learning about such incidents.

    • @Debbie-henri
      @Debbie-henri Місяць тому +4

      Oh my god. I'm cringing, and I don't have junk like that.

    • @Debbie-henri
      @Debbie-henri Місяць тому +2

      ​@@sixstringedthingMy friend is a medical professor and has been called upon to deal with a number of cases where people have inserted things they shouldn't into places they didn't belong.
      Long ago, a woman turned up in Casualty, with a light bulb stuck up her - ahem.
      It wasn't just that this light bulb had got stuck up there, and amazingly it hadn't broken. The issue was, it was still attached to the rest of the lamp stand, which she'd 'inserted' when still plugged into the mains - and then switched it on.
      This wasn't one of those modern lightbulbs.
      This was one of those old fashioned 60 watt jobs, and it had cooked her internal skin onto the surface of the bulb.
      ....Frying tonight!

  • @user-kt2on3zc1t
    @user-kt2on3zc1t 11 днів тому +1

    I love this narrator’s calm, dry approach.

  • @MostlyBuicks
    @MostlyBuicks 3 місяці тому +8

    Don't pack a pink pistol next to your pink gun.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 16 днів тому +1

      _Don't pack a pink pistol next to your pink gun._
      From Full Metal Jacket: "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun."

  • @Bren688
    @Bren688 23 дні тому +3

    I really don't think that the Bungie jumper was alone when he died.
    Nobody does stuff like that on their own.

    • @user-kt2on3zc1t
      @user-kt2on3zc1t 11 днів тому

      Good point. Somebody is having bad dreams.

  • @kenbellchambers4577
    @kenbellchambers4577 Місяць тому +3

    I love how some enterprising Kiwi taught the artificial intelligence how to say 'Windsday' properly.

  • @grindupBaker
    @grindupBaker 18 днів тому +2

    The one at 8:12 was famous here. I've done engineering consulting work in those towers. There was also a tragic regular accident in 2007 if memory serves when an Otis mechanic (Andrew ?) working to free people in a stuck elevator fell from the 47th floor and landed on the next elevator so there were 2 elevators stuck at tea time with people in them in one of those black towers with a dead mechanic on top of one of them. This caused a huge push for car top railings to be retrofitted on all elevators. Those black towers Owner was a huge client of ours, we all had to go to T.O. for 3 days fall arrest training, issue harnesses (the industry doesn't use them) and earn a fall arrest certificate.

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 Місяць тому +2

    Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does."

  • @user-nx5kk5ho7j
    @user-nx5kk5ho7j Місяць тому +4

    I'm binging these videos, I'm hooked . Awesome content . TY . 😊

  • @aletadetwiler9071
    @aletadetwiler9071 18 днів тому +2

    More people should watch your videos. So often young people have no idea that people actually died while doing things they want to do with their friends…. Like jumping off a bridge! Thank you for these videos.

  • @chrishill6276
    @chrishill6276 17 днів тому +2

    Good to hear that kiwi accent instead of AI voices. I laughed most of the way through this. Thanks from Oz.

  • @FranktheDachshund
    @FranktheDachshund 5 місяців тому +7

    His girldriend putting pressure on his wound could cause it to really start bleeding.

  • @esteemedmortal5917
    @esteemedmortal5917 5 місяців тому +30

    I went to summer camp at Lake Accotink not long after the I’ll-fated bunjee jump. One of our counselors took us over to the trestle and showed us a stain, alleging that’s where the man hit the ground. Pretty sure it was just an oil slick but even as a child, I was dumbfounded by this story.

  • @grimlund
    @grimlund Місяць тому +5

    The absolute number one must be the guy who ran through the unbreakable window at the 24 floor.
    Though the whole thing is offcourse tragic there is something really comic about the whole thing.
    Its like a scene from a Monty Python sketch or something.

    • @rabiatorthegreat6163
      @rabiatorthegreat6163 День тому

      There is one on the internet where a disabled person in a heavy electric wheelchair misses the elevator (door closes before him).
      He gets so frustrated that he tries to break through the elevator door. At the third attempt he succeeds, but instead of the elevator cabin he finds an empty elevator shaft...

    • @grimlund
      @grimlund День тому

      @@rabiatorthegreat6163 I just saw that clip. The guy must have been insane for raming the elevator door like that.

  • @mrjjman2010
    @mrjjman2010 5 місяців тому +11

    Not a good look for them if that’s their best land brightest

  • @sarahcurtis693
    @sarahcurtis693 4 місяці тому +5

    I enjoy your videos! The writing is very concise And your charm shines through the reading. Thank you

  • @SalisburySnake
    @SalisburySnake 5 місяців тому +13

    Take a shot every time he says "Nineteen ninety ssssevennnnnn"

  • @darrensmith6999
    @darrensmith6999 25 днів тому +3

    I love your delivery sir it is so dry its like a good martini (:

  • @JustReed
    @JustReed Місяць тому +6

    Gary throwing himself at a 24th floor 'Canadian' window... You know there was some nice girls there and he was feeling it. Wonder if Gary had a heart attack before he hit the ground? That would have been a long 3-4 seconds straight down.

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 Місяць тому +3

      He would've just gone splat.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 16 днів тому

      The ""Splat Calculator") - Google it for a link - says the 102 meter free-fall reaches a velocity of 161 km/h by the time the object hits the ground 4.56 seconds later. Congratulations for a reasonable guess!

  • @conniewaterman1673
    @conniewaterman1673 Місяць тому +1

    I noticed that all of these Darwin award winners were male. My Dad and brother's and sons have had that thrill-seeking, risk- taking behavior that is supposed to stop when the pineal gland is done "cooking," but some boys just never grow up. My Dad finally died from a fall, doing something a 70 year old man had no business doing.💔😢

  • @godfreyberry1599
    @godfreyberry1599 17 днів тому +1

    Bring it on - LOVE THIS CHANNEL.

  • @nursejanainholland1978
    @nursejanainholland1978 Місяць тому

    Enjoying binge-watching your videos!

  • @RaidensPMC
    @RaidensPMC 5 місяців тому +7

    I am pretty sure I have worked in the vineyard in the first story lol

  • @HarryLime-ge6dc
    @HarryLime-ge6dc Місяць тому +1

    I must admit, I would be curious to have seen the facial expressions of the attending witnesses after the attorney flew out of the window opening. Wha wha WHAT!

  • @nrnoble
    @nrnoble 12 днів тому +1

    Lawyer says to interns: "Here is what you do in case of a fire on the 24th floor. Repeat until successful"

  • @joeshmoe7485
    @joeshmoe7485 Місяць тому +4

    I think it's a little crazy to have a cobra as a pet. Not absolving the Darwin award winner, but still... What kind of person keeps a cobra as a pet?

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 18 днів тому +2

      Usually, they would have the venom sacs removed. I don't know why this person had a still venomous snake as a pet. I am guessing he will also be a Darwin award winner.

  • @DeviousXP
    @DeviousXP 5 місяців тому +8

    Some insane stories haha

  • @mattmcrae1458
    @mattmcrae1458 21 день тому +2

    "With a keen eye for safety, he added duct tape." I'm positive he was not alone, that's the kind of risk you take with froends. He went first and splat and his buddies headed out.

  • @ScubaDude1960
    @ScubaDude1960 Місяць тому +3

    Hold my beer and watch this.

  • @whitneyloreu
    @whitneyloreu 27 днів тому +1

    Plot twist: the bungee jumper was actually pushed by his killer, who tied a fake bungee rope to him to make it look like an accident

  • @toothpaste1958
    @toothpaste1958 Місяць тому +2

    Darwin didn’t say “Survival of the Fittest”. A journalist said that in an article he wrote about Darwin’s theory of natural selection.

    • @petergibson2318
      @petergibson2318 Місяць тому +1

      The journalist was explaining to simple people what Darwin meant. That's all.

  • @Tina-bp7wt
    @Tina-bp7wt 5 місяців тому +4

    😂😂😂 Ohhh dreary me...😂😂😂 I'm lost for words..hahaha

  • @user-xh3lz9xt4l
    @user-xh3lz9xt4l Місяць тому +3

    The Inland Revenue has offices in Edinburgh which are known as Suicide Towers. The access to the roof is permanently locked except for the key holders who both must use separate keys to open the access door.

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt Місяць тому

      The University of California, Santa Barbara has a carillon tower, now kept blocked for the same reason.

  • @allylabar21
    @allylabar21 16 днів тому

    Definitely loved it! Now I am addicted!

  • @jeffreydeeds9225
    @jeffreydeeds9225 Місяць тому +1

    Honorary Darwin award for removing oneself from the gene pool, and living to tell about it. Priceless.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 16 днів тому

      When Jay Leno was host of "The Tonight Show" one of his opening monologues referred to a newspaper article. According to the article, a "bad boy" was at a party and wanted to show off his sawed-off shotgun. He pulled it out of the front of his pants but it went off before clearing the waistband. The article had good news: he was unharmed! Leno asked, "which is worse: firing a shotgun down the front of your pants or not hitting anything?"

  • @OldJoe212
    @OldJoe212 Місяць тому +1

    And the world is a better place. a big Thank You to all of the winners.

  • @zenfrodo
    @zenfrodo 5 місяців тому +4

    1:38 "full of life"....up until they hit the bridge, anyway

  • @chris55529
    @chris55529 2 місяці тому

    Great channel, just subscribed.

  • @PaulAtreidesMuadDib
    @PaulAtreidesMuadDib Місяць тому +3

    Proof positive that stupidity is fatal. See the "5 Basic Laws of Human Stupidity" by Carlo Cipolla

  • @thomasedwards5431
    @thomasedwards5431 Місяць тому +2

    The best and brightest of the two hundred lawyers in his firm. No one they went out of business just 3 years later

    • @jackfrost2146
      @jackfrost2146 Місяць тому

      I can imagine the other two hundred lawyers lining up at the missing window space , jumping out one by one to try to work out what he did wrong.

  • @user-dd9tc4zz8j
    @user-dd9tc4zz8j Місяць тому +2

    You should do one on the morons who travel in aircraft without seat belts done up.

  • @SirFluffyFluffton
    @SirFluffyFluffton 3 місяці тому +3

    Omg .. I wonder what that man was thinking on his way down 24 story's... Maybe I hope I've updated my life insurance.... It's a '"window of opportunity

  • @erikadowdy2382
    @erikadowdy2382 18 днів тому +1

    Love this series🎉

  • @MA-vw1pl
    @MA-vw1pl 16 днів тому

    "honorary award" is so classic lmao 🤣 lmao 🤣

  • @starrystarrynight6281
    @starrystarrynight6281 16 днів тому +1

    I nominate the woman who recently took flying lessons and was on her solo flight when she botched the landing and had to fly back up and try again. She was obviously very shaken up and was very high up when her voice got shaky and she said “doing this was a mistake and I need to get out of be here NOW!” Thank goodness for awesome air traffic controllers. PS This could have been me, but it wasn’t….

  • @exsubmariner
    @exsubmariner 21 день тому +1

    Barman says what will you have mate give me a snake bite...!

  • @pattaccone5347
    @pattaccone5347 Місяць тому +2

    5:17 I’m jumping 200 feet with a rope that stretches so I’m going to measure the distance to the ground , I’m sure that’ll work 😂😂

  • @jamnycer7463
    @jamnycer7463 Місяць тому +1

    "Meticulous precautions!" "Duct tape for reinforcement."Uh huh.

  • @phiend2248
    @phiend2248 Місяць тому +2

    I don’t know that I would go on record saying that a man who ran at full speed into a window 23 floors up and fell out of the building was of the best and brightest of the organization. What’s that really saying about the rest of them🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @thebigworldofnz
    @thebigworldofnz 14 днів тому

    Man I pass that walk bridge in Christchurch heaps and had no idea!
    My punk mate does train hopping from and to CHCH
    Gotta go between the carriages mbro!

  • @glenmorgan4597
    @glenmorgan4597 Місяць тому

    The glass window one was cool 😂

  • @abnurtharn2927
    @abnurtharn2927 2 місяці тому +1

    The story about Eric Barcia reminded me of something I saw on a videotape back in the late 80s, where a man was bungee jumping of the roof on a tall building. I think most people in here can guess the result......

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 Місяць тому +1

      I saw one on one of the gore websites where a guy did a bungee off of a fairly low bridge over a road.
      Same kind of story - rope was too short, and he hit the ground. I think.. he survived though, at least a little while because I can vaguely recall moving at the end.

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh 7 днів тому

    I wonder how homemade bungee guy expected to get down if the bungees has worked? You need someone to haul you back up or lower you the rest of the way down once you finish bouncing.

  • @Flarptube
    @Flarptube 21 день тому

    Just so I understand how the Darwin Award is given, it is not gold, silver and bronze medals awarded each year, but more like being inducted to the Hall of Fame? As there are so many standouts, it would be a shame to leave anyone out since it could be the only thing that they achieved to be remembered by. Having known inductees to the Darwin Academy personally, it is truly a blessing to have stories to share fifty years later.

  • @billalbritton4972
    @billalbritton4972 9 годин тому

    I pray that my last thought on this earth isn’t ‘That wasn’t very smart’

  • @trishlangford5773
    @trishlangford5773 Місяць тому +1

    Love the Darwin Awards books. They are hilarious records of human stupidity.

  • @PALM311
    @PALM311 3 години тому

    My guess is that bungee boy had friends with him that night that left him when the pavement got in the way of his successful jump.
    Not wanting to be part of anybody’s death took off and left him hangin….uhhh…left him laying there.

  • @banjaminyasserie8253
    @banjaminyasserie8253 17 днів тому

    When the company says "he was the brightest and best of the 200 man association " just means he made them the most money

  • @povitica4090
    @povitica4090 5 місяців тому +2

    I got married and she slowly killed me over the course of 60 years

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 Місяць тому

      Does this mean ghosts can access the internet? :o

  • @siccodierdorp6947
    @siccodierdorp6947 29 днів тому

    The last one was nuts!