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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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max balegde platform roulette guest when!!!!!!
IT IS NEEDED PLEASE!!
And carpool karaoke!!!!
truth!
@@1975milliealex turnerrr
The short segment with Max on your Reading vlog was so funny, has to be a Platform Roulette next!
I love that Arthur (TV) is always so open about the aesthetic beauty of his male friends. The man could singlehandedly bring down toxic masculinity
George smirking while putting on the headset waiting for someone to notice is so cute 😭
he’s so adorable 😭
Next guest: you need to get Bach on the podcast!
cam kirkham needs to be on !!
agree!!!
Agreeeee🎉
you can tell arthur tv is barely hanging on by the end 😭😭
just finished watching the new arthur and bach podcast episode only to see that there’s a useless hotline episode with arthur… i won
george being arthur hills no.1 fan part 283
we need bach and arthur on together next
Rose toy is ready and prepared
arthur tv looks like he’s just been brought back from the grave im crying 😭😭
That moment where he’s just staring into the distance not blinking hahah
This is great bc the last time the Arthur’s were on I was so curious how max would cope if he were there 😭😭😭Bless him x
My town was once in the top ten lists for knife crime, suicide, teen pregnancy, and anti depressant prescriptions 💀
WE ARE SO BACK
let out an audible gasp when i saw this line up i think yes
How am i gonna focus when theres 4 handsome men in this podcast 🤦🏼♀️
gonna have to rewatch this since i just stared at Arthur’s arms for almost 2 hrs and didn’t focus on anything else
I feel like you must be incredibly insecure in a relationship if you cannot handle your partner calling someone else attractive. Let alone go ahead and cheat on them as a result.
Arthur TV AND George saying Edinburgh, my home city, just gave me a tiny heart attack. Don't live there now but it's a top tier city
speaking on the springfield instance; my childhood best friend goes to a college in springfield, ohio and had to go online, because of that debate and him not specifying what springfield there were school, bomb, and death threats in that area and surrounding areas in every single springfield across america.
Saw the thumbnail and thought I was dreaming
dublin is not in the uk 💔
i find that offensive
frr
I was looking for this comment 😭
53:28 george never fails to impress me with how quick witted he is like he just thinks of these things so quickly 😭
30:48 arthur just fake sleeping is sending me 😂😭😭
Next podcast you should create a bingo board of things that might happen during filming and through out when something is spotted you cross it off and there could be something for the winner or a consequence for the loser :)
arthur arthur arthur and glen!
in regard to abba voyage I think they've missed the biggest name that would make sense.... queen
Arthur TV looking extra handsome
Omg I thought it was you guys in kingslynn! I saw someone having a photo with you and said I thought it was George there!! 😊
we NEED Zerkaa on here 🥲
we need Italian Bach on !!
arthur arthur arthur and max !
WE ARE SO UP OH MY GOD
george’s hair!? that better turn into a mullet mr clarkey xx
What Max is saying about gay people knowing each other is so true like the lesbian dating pool is just a tiny circle
I'm from Norfolk and can confirm I'm not stuck in my chair 😂😂
George we see that attempted mullet 👀
arthur (as a collective) reminds me of dougal from father ted
the boysssss🥳 cam kirkham next plssss🙏🏽
Not until he fires his barber
6:33 the Arthurs’ faces 😭
I saw this when it got uploaded and, ironically enough, I was heavily hungover and decided to wait til I could really enjoy this. Couldnt imagine doing a podcast hungover nowadays, when I was a bit younger sure but not anymore now that I'm 30 lol
BACH GUEST WHENNNNNNN
We already can time travel, including backwards (only by a matter of seconds), and can teleport very small matter like atoms. Technological advancement has actually increased exponentially and is unlikely to slow down anytime soon.
Arthur is right about the chip, if it's being used to track/record the person. The literature shows the greatest deterrent from committing a crime is the likelihood of being caught, not the severity of the punishment.
KISS is developing a hologram/avatar experience, by all accounts, with the promise that it'll far exceed anything that's been done with the technology so far.
I feel sorry for Americans, because both Kamala and Trump aren't presidential material. Kamala has an atrocious track record and isn't what she's making out to be, but Trump rambles far too much, has an overly inflated ego, and I think is too rash for the current circumstances with the fragility in the East and Middle East. It's like deciding whether you'd rather stand in dog shit or cow shit. Although, we haven't got it much better in the UK with the quality of our politicians.
16:29 the autism is strong with this one. I felt that in my soul. Arthur is too relatable.
My favourite episode yet 🎉❤
We have been teaching internet literacy for a while. It part of PSHE in some places.
I can’t believe Northampton isn’t on the worst places to live list
I feel like TV is still drunk hahha
Standard Swindon slander 😅
arthurtv ur the loml
Double Arthur Episode 😍
We get so much Arthur tv content tdy!!!!
television: im stuck in me armchair 23:56
Lesbians will literally go on a first date that lasts 12 hours and the second date is just moving in together
oh this is gonna be so good
Americans get paid more because they have a much larger audience and much higher living costs. Bread, fruit, veg, meat, can all be double or more what we spend. Medical insurance can be thousands a month for "platinum" level insurance, housing isn't build to last (you have to replace your roof ever 10-15yrs), so it costs a lot more to exist in the US.
Moreover, in all industries there are huge discrepancies in pay. Even in my industry in England, I know people being paid £100 a day and others getting £2,500 + VAT per hour. In the States, it's much the same. Creative industries will inevitably have even greater disparities in pay.
I was born in London and lived there for a while and now live somewhere with just over 1k people and absolutely hate it, so I empathise with living on a island or in a small town.
Kings Lynn is the end of the train line
what happened to callums mic this episode ?? :(
they probably only have 4 mics
I didn't expect Coventry slander in this LMAO its not as bad as its rep i swear
Melbourne is known to have nicer people than Sydney
We need cammm!!
get in
Oh that guy is such a fake !! He’s in everything!! I hate him ! ( the polygraph)
Why did they bleep out Emma Chamberlains name :p
pretty sure it was dylan mulvaney, max said it was a trans influencer
what time
FUCK YEAH
hey love u
LETS GOOOOOO
1:39:19 guys is television okay? Love this pod btw ❤
No views in 1 second guys fell off...
How original😴😴😴😴
george looks so fake
!!!!!!
Trump supporter here in America. The propaganda against him is crazy. He's not establishment so the establishment is threatened. Question everything.
6:33 HELP WHY DID THEY LOOK SO DUMBFOUNDED
49:05 come to think of it i’ve never seen trump and arthur in the same room 🤔
1:26:40 solidarity to Birmingham 😭
the two arthurs lets goo
1:03:39 😂
1:04:54 ?
Arthur, Arthur, George, Max this episode is gonna slap 🎉
Arthur, Arthur, George Arthur, and the (openly) gay one! I'm here for this!
Thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Just a bunch of dudes having mindless chat while hungover. The best kind of podcast episodes 🙌🏼
georges mullet???? yes.
Thank you Max and George we all say in unison
we almost had another “the person on the phone is live” moment with ArthurTV when he was asked to press print
omg a 2 hour long double arthur video! what a treat
almost two hours AND both arthurs ?? youre spoiling us
PETITION TO GET CALUM ON AS A GUEST
he honestly is part of it at this point and I am not complaining 😭 they should make it like how the fellas do / did (I haven’t watched or listened to their pod in a while) with ‘proddy’ so he has a camera on him and mic
Jump scare them saying Dublin when they were talking about the UK
I once worked in a restaurant in Benidorm. The bloke that owned it was a hypnotist, and also a mad cocaine addict 😂😂😂. I was a nervous wreak ,every time ,I was alone with him. 😂😂
ARTHUR CUBED AND GLEN!!!
1:18:14 cue the edits with that as an intro 😭
As someone who has recently been in school, they have taught us misinformation and safety using social media, the news etc. They are aware of it and I believe that it’s part of the curriculum now - very interesting.
My rose toy broke 5 minutes into watching this :/
this is by far the best episode yet you four are so funny together
Bach and Arthur on the pod when?
Guys Dublin is not in the UK man, also no shoutouts to Wales in the recommendations of places
been waiting for this all day!!
Gen this episode has to the funniest episode lately. I was in the gym trying so hard not to burst into laughter
The hoeless useline🔥
Callum needs a mic, I struggle to hear what he is saying and I want to know.
arthur hills little side glance after he made a MJ joke that no one heard 😆