Worst NFT Game Ever? | Decentraland Gameplay and Review

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @jauwn
    @jauwn  2 роки тому +300

    Thanks for watching, everyone! Suggestions for the next game to play are welcome!

    • @ninjamalec
      @ninjamalec 6 місяців тому +1

      Update required

    • @vitowidjojo7038
      @vitowidjojo7038 4 місяці тому

      @@ninjamalec your wish has been granted. Jauwn just posted an update for this game.

    • @ninjamalec
      @ninjamalec 4 місяці тому

      @@vitowidjojo7038
      No way! Cool!

    • @breezeg3542
      @breezeg3542 19 днів тому

      Cornucopias!!!!!

  • @confusedlocal
    @confusedlocal Рік тому +902

    >decentraland
    >look inside
    >centralized
    🤔

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 6 місяців тому +8

      Every video game is centralized by definition.

    • @qfrax
      @qfrax 5 місяців тому +5

      @@williamdrum9899 Except self-hostable open-source games or the few fully-on-chain games.

    • @mrunix00
      @mrunix00 4 місяці тому +33

      @@qfrax I don't think "fully-on-chain" games are technologically achievable

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 4 місяці тому +28

      ​@@qfraxYou know, things you made up in your head don't count as actual examples

    • @ultrapim1
      @ultrapim1 Місяць тому +7

      Multiplayer games used to be decentralized with dedicated servers you could host yourself, crypto people just dont seem to value actual decentralization or open source principles

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames Рік тому +3306

    The funniest thing about the Decentraland DAO is the time when they voted on whether they should address the fact that rich people can overrule the popular vote. The vast majority of people voted to change the system but like only 4 users with tons of tokens were able to overrule the vote…

    • @tc-tm1my
      @tc-tm1my Рік тому +327

      What a terrible system

    • @norailves778
      @norailves778 Рік тому +554

      Everything you have to know about how "decentralized" these DAOs are.

    • @lucianofrancesco4742
      @lucianofrancesco4742 Рік тому +308

      Looks like real life

    • @amelialonelyfart8848
      @amelialonelyfart8848 Рік тому +1

      Dude these games are lowkey kind of haunting because they're like authentic simulators of the worst possible outcome of capitalism. Nothing is for fun, everything is for "profit" and ownership, and democracy is controlled exclusively by the wealthy.

    • @gswdeclan
      @gswdeclan Рік тому +90

      But this is crypto and we are of course still early. Right now we are at feudalism, which took humanity tens of thousands of years to reach.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex Рік тому +965

    love how this went from "fully decentralized and community-run" to "oligarchy" within the span of a single sentence.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 4 місяці тому +29

      Well, that's what "libertarians" are. They haven't got a problem with the oligarchy or the system per sé, they just want to be on the top.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +2

      @@youtube-kit9450 Pretty much this. The only reason they claim to hate those things is because they aren't in control of those things.

  • @mz-hv2vh
    @mz-hv2vh Рік тому +974

    There's a reason no one is talking to you. Imagine excitedly running around a slave labour camp asking people what's up and dancing. You probably would just get some sad, confused glances as they continue to toil

    • @thesacredlobo
      @thesacredlobo Рік тому +162

      Actually, most of the people in there are either focusing on something else since the meteors drop at determined intervals or are bots setup by players to mine the meteors since they also drop at very specific locations. So it's possible to create a bot to do all of the prison work for you.

    • @dazerrazer3018
      @dazerrazer3018 Рік тому +44

      This is hilarious to
      Imagine

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 8 місяців тому +22

      Goddamn this is such a funny comment

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 місяців тому +7

      Mine meteors while your PC mines crypto

  • @tyrosine87
    @tyrosine87 2 роки тому +1528

    All these "games" feel like the developers have heard of the concept of fun maybe once in their life, and immediately forgot what it was all about.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +294

      Money = fun, right?

    • @nwerd7584
      @nwerd7584 Рік тому +13

      I have a feeling because of this once a game finally does come out thats good that involves relatively cheap NFTs people are going to eat it up and slowly ensure NFTs become the norm.. Because they will be so tired of this other shit. Thats essentially how microtransactions started it.. people slowly started raising them and disregarding the issue.

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC Рік тому +114

      They're designed to look like games to people who don't know that much about games. You know when you watch a movie and there's kids playing a video game, and no one wanted to pay to feature a real game so it's just some blippy-bloppy nonsense? They're like that. Like, they're for people who've never played a 3D game at all.

    • @ng.tr.s.p.1254
      @ng.tr.s.p.1254 Рік тому +54

      @@nwerd7584 Nice fantasy

    • @nwerd7584
      @nwerd7584 Рік тому

      @@ng.tr.s.p.1254 I remember some dumb loser told me that about microtransactions too.

  • @blindmown
    @blindmown Рік тому +788

    Since this video, the floor price for wearables has gone from $250 to $5 lol

    • @TheSpoonman00
      @TheSpoonman00 Рік тому +154

      And $5 is still way too much money for these things.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 9 місяців тому +44

      My five dollars is better spent towards damn vbucks.

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 7 місяців тому +14

      Still way too much since they claim they're F2P lol

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 місяців тому +16

      Remember when people were complaining about 2 dollar skins?

  • @TheFreepie
    @TheFreepie Рік тому +383

    12:40 I think they had heard the expression "eye of newt", designed the quest around the idea of obtaining an eye of newt, realised they didn't have any assets like that, so they just used something with a big eye because that's close enough?

    • @kharmachaos667
      @kharmachaos667 Рік тому +34

      Clearly, they are all just named Newt. And he just killed them. The murderer.

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 10 місяців тому +12

      They got turned into newts, but they got better.

  • @mosfet_737
    @mosfet_737 Рік тому +757

    this may sound a bit conspiratorial but perhaps the reason it performs so poorly is because it's also mining crypto at the same time.

    • @sodapone
      @sodapone Рік тому +118

      Could be, but I think it has more to do with it running in a browser. That prevents Decentraland from being able to actually fully utilize your system resources.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +30

      ​@@sodapone Barring those browser issues, I assume it wouldn't even be worth having a bitcoin miner in a browser game?

    • @GyroCannon
      @GyroCannon 10 місяців тому +28

      @@sodapone I doubt it. That game doesn't look particularly graphically intensive, and browsers expose plenty of APIs that can utilize hardware accelerated graphics rendering. It definitely has more overhead than natively running a game, but not enough to cause chugging for ugly garbage like this.
      It's either the background crypto mining thing or incompetent devs

    • @GyroCannon
      @GyroCannon 10 місяців тому

      @@BierBart12 In the possibility that they did include a miner in the game, it's worth it for the Decentraland devs because all the winning hashes to add a block get sent to those devs, and the devs can use the hash to take the reward. All the electricity cost is incurred by the player, while all the compute power benefits the devs, so it's always worth it to sneak bitcoin miners into things
      In the normal world, software providers don't do this because it's bad business. But this is crypto, so anything goes as long as you dangle crypto riches in front of users' faces lol

    • @inexistentenouniverso9230
      @inexistentenouniverso9230 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@GyroCannonwhy not both?

  • @Scharrez
    @Scharrez Рік тому +457

    Man, this really gives me that "playing second life in an internet café in the early 2000's vibe" But somehow even more primitive

    • @tc-tm1my
      @tc-tm1my Рік тому +74

      At least those players weren't trying to get rich trying to scam you

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW Рік тому

      @@tc-tm1myuhm…

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 10 місяців тому +1

      that's because conceptually it's the same exact thing, only executed worse.
      cryptobros don't like to talk about alphaworld or second life for two reasons. 1st. they're noobs on the internet so they don't remember any of that and 2nd it makes metaverse stuff look like something that was tried 25 years ago and reminder that a normal website is better than a vrml hellscape.

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 4 місяці тому +1

      honestly there'd be charm in that vibe if it weren't a scam.

  • @manwichcannon
    @manwichcannon 2 роки тому +391

    You would think they could at least decentralize the music in their game. Great video!

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +37

      Appreciate the kind words!

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 Рік тому +349

    The fact that this cryptocurrency thing has a not only a policeman system but a corrupt and oligarchic political system actually fascinates me. What they need is some Tribunes of the Plebs.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Рік тому +35

      What would be even funnier is a game that's basically GTA where before you spawn you decide how much money you're willing to lose. You're given a pistol and you're dropped into a city full of players. Anyone you kill in the game, you take all the money they wagered at the start. And that's it.

    • @GalaxiaStars
      @GalaxiaStars Рік тому +43

      I don't get how they can claim to be decentralized while wanting to implement a police system. Clearly these people need to do more research on what a decentralized economic society would entail.
      It's like nfts are just becoming capitalism 2 at this rate.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Рік тому +24

      @@GalaxiaStars You can't be decentralized and have police.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Рік тому +51

      A Tribune of the Plebs would actually massively improve this due to one of the unofficial, but historically verifiable, powers of "the crowd" in Roman politics. If a large crowd of commoners (Plebians) assembled outside the home of an important political figure, broke in, and ripped him limb from limb, the Roman state did nothing. No investigations of instigators (unless the crowd was suspected to have been created by a fellow Patrician). No executions of random members of the crowd to "send a message." They just let it happen and let everyone off.
      They did this because they figured anyone who got enough people angry at him to form a mob, overwhelm any posted guards on his villa, and kill him, had probably done something to deserve it. Worse, he had done it in a way which was visible to the Plebians. The mob was basically seen as the magistrate in a case against him, with a lawful sentence of death for the finding of guilt.
      This would massively improve the Decentraland experience. If a 75% vote of all users (for instance, numbers could be changed) could "execute" a massive whale, forcing them to return all their assets and blocking their wallet from the site permanently, their activities would be more constrained and they would need to vote in ways that most of the community didn't hate.

    • @e7193
      @e7193 Рік тому +1

      @@GalaxiaStarsthey don’t actually care about decentralization. it’s a buzzword they throw around while they all grift off each other like an alabama orgy

  • @teamworm5932
    @teamworm5932 2 роки тому +985

    "and it's literally a prison labor camp" is hilarious

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +220

      the wages are about the same too, $.0000001 per rock mined (if you are able to sell that rock)

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley Рік тому +45

      ​@@jauwnThat's a big IF! 🤣😂

    • @deatheternal720
      @deatheternal720 Рік тому +15

      ​@@jauwnyour editing is so awesome. Cant wait to see you hit 100k

    • @WokioWolfy
      @WokioWolfy Рік тому +17

      ​@@jauwnhow do these people believe having this many zeroes means they'll get rich? I don't understand how crypto-bros don't understand this basic math concept.

    • @warp9wb
      @warp9wb Рік тому +1

      Yes, i lolz upon hearing that. Really made my day. 😂

  • @spikedwallman
    @spikedwallman Рік тому +250

    this might surprise you but almost everything in decentraland are built in demo assets for several different engines

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +104

      Haha yeah I have seen these same assets appear in other games ever since I made this. Like the dude from the weird RPG game is just a Mixamo default model

  • @michaelmarlow6610
    @michaelmarlow6610 Рік тому +120

    After the crazy games Josh Strife Hayes played on mmorpg series I thought I’d seen the worst. Crypto games quickly prove that wrong.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +172

    Fortnite actually has virtual museums. It's pretty cool. No web3 BS required.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +91

      Not to mention it has an actual really fun game attached to the museum

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Рік тому +14

      Namco Museum in 1997:

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 місяців тому +3

      I could not tell you what game it was but I distinctly remember someone who played like, gamejolt games finding a game that included a museum of all the creators favorite art they did. It was not good art, it had nothing to do with the game except sometimes featuring a game character, but it was funny. And free.

  • @TheSpoonman00
    @TheSpoonman00 Рік тому +91

    Anything being "decentralized" as a concept is so funny to me. The whole thing just screams "we have no good ideas, you come up with something, good luck"

  • @p1sstoph3
    @p1sstoph3 5 місяців тому +33

    I think my favorite part about watching these old videos is going through the comments and reading all of the crypto bro's trying to stand up for NFT's and crypto still.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  5 місяців тому +20

      You can see where NFTs and crypto started to get less popular by how less people left comments. Now hardly anyone defends crypto

    • @TRAMP-oline
      @TRAMP-oline Місяць тому +2

      @@jauwn Someone I know IRL was one of the unsuspecting gamers who was hyped for No Man's Sky. All the regular traits you'd imagine from such an individual. Met them again, turns out they're now NFT-bros. Libertarian, of the crypto-fascist variety. There exist many drains that people will get sucked down into on the internet, and they all have the same roots, and they all target similar minds, and the end effects trend in certain directions.

  • @Idfkwhyy
    @Idfkwhyy Рік тому +165

    This reminded me of a guy I saw on the news where he bought some land for a crap ton of money and was like: "I'm not gonna sell it until it hits 10 million". He later sold the land for 900 bucks or something two years later lol

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 Місяць тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EiZhdpLXZ8Q/v-deo.htmlsi=HVfIJnNBPuRJ_d2o

  • @asteroidrules
    @asteroidrules Рік тому +185

    Looks like a "kyari" is an NFT from a Pokemon knockoff NFT game called ethermon. Potentially a future episode on this series?

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +14

      At least it looks better than Pixelmon (and I'm not talking about the Minecraft mod)

  • @Sinyao
    @Sinyao Рік тому +48

    Btw dunno if you'll read this, but when they mentioned a "delegator", that's usually someone who will give you assets or crypto/money so you get into the game, and the idea is that you will play the game for the to make money. It was rampant in axiinfinity, where people would buy, sell, trade axis, give them to people who couldn't afford them, and make them play and reap a portion of the profit to get back the principal they spent on giving the players their first teams.
    Also, absolutely heinous that to play poker, you had to buy a $250 jacket in order to get crypto by playing "free" poker, ensuring the creator of the game gets his cut no matter how well or badly you do. And I doubt 99% of the players ever made it back.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Рік тому +5

      I mean that's how all casinos work

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan Рік тому +13

      so it's basically giving credit to newbies in exchange for indentured servitude?

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao Рік тому +10

      @@Levyafan yeah you get it lol. A friend of mine from Brazil wanted me to sponsor him a team but when I looked at the payouts from UA-cam players, it would have taken him a year with perfect play to make back that initial team.

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 8 місяців тому +2

      Many whales misused their power, for example demanding that players who lend axis had to play more hours than in most jobs and send nudes before even getting axis to play...

  • @ericjohns6534
    @ericjohns6534 2 роки тому +93

    Dark souls game play at the end was a breath of fresh air! Well narrated, funny content. I’ve never payed much interest to nfts but I find the series quite entertaining regardless.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +12

      Thank you for the kind words, Eric!

  • @gswdeclan
    @gswdeclan Рік тому +104

    10:35 hearing the "curator on the decentraland wearable committee" drone on about making wearables convinced me to go all in on Decentraland. Having that randomly pop up in a "game" is a truly unique experience, you can't deny that.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Рік тому +87

    All these Play to earn games have the most ridiculous hoops and nonsense to go through to "earn" anything from them.
    You'd earn more money collecting cans.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +37

      Literally

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 10 місяців тому +27

      Collecting cans might make a person accidentally breathe fresh air and stretch their muscles.
      That's a big no-no.

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 9 місяців тому +9

      That's the thing. The hoops are there to make sure you put money in before you can get any money out. Not only it's ponzi-like economy; but also try to incentivize your participation with some upfront monetary cost to start sinking cost into the game.

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@arturoaguilar6002pay to win is already bad enough but at least the company gets revenue for items that have in-game utility. These play to earn games don't make sense economically because there's no inward flow of cash or crypto other than from digital land buyers. Incoming investors paying returns to existing investors? That's a Ponzi scheme.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 місяців тому +3

      Not to mention the games youre playing are so simple as to be put to shame by mobile games

  • @williamdrum9899
    @williamdrum9899 Рік тому +47

    I love how the search terms graph for metaverse looks just like a financial bubble

  • @colinjacobs176
    @colinjacobs176 Рік тому +114

    Quality content. Showing us how transparent the Emperor's clothes really are.

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 8 місяців тому

      More like sack with holes...

  • @NutyRiver
    @NutyRiver Рік тому +44

    4:27 The positional audio problem might be the fault of the map maker? I don’t know a single thing about mapmaking in Decentraland though, so maybe the tools are so bad they just don’t have an option for 2D audio.

    • @DeuxisWasTaken
      @DeuxisWasTaken Рік тому +14

      Not even 2D, 0D point audio. No dimensions to consider, always the same no matter the position of player or camera.

  • @AuthenticHD
    @AuthenticHD Рік тому +78

    This game gives me the same feeling as videos about dead malls

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 8 місяців тому +15

      Have you seen video of Folding Ideas about metaverses?

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p 8 місяців тому +12

      Metaverse NFT crypto games going from dead malls to empty billboards.

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 Місяць тому +3

      One might even say the Future is a Dead Mall

  • @davis3138
    @davis3138 Рік тому +38

    12:23 holy s*** that NPC is the same model from Jerma's "Grab That Auto" video, i'd recognize it anywhere lmao

    • @OurBenefactors
      @OurBenefactors Рік тому +14

      I remember it from one of Vinesauce Vinny's "Worst of Android Trash" streams. It was the model for the neighbor in one of the Hello Neighbor rip-offs.

  • @gateroozeink5061
    @gateroozeink5061 2 роки тому +42

    Pulls the mask off quite well, thanks for enduring it.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +10

      Thanks for watching! Appreciate the support.

  • @sunflower_ace
    @sunflower_ace Рік тому +44

    We already have a word for a decentralized area of land: the wilderness. Wonder why most people don't live there...

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Рік тому +27

    I happen to know this and want to put it out in fairness: In the Silly Moustache Name proposal, it wasn't rejected because people didn't want it on the names list, it was rejected because it was already there. I guess the guy making the proposal missed it, but either way I find it perfectly reasonable not to add it to the list twice, especially since that won't make it "more banned" or something.

    • @jackpijjin4088
      @jackpijjin4088 11 місяців тому +7

      This is actually really important. It doesn't make the... game? Service? Any better, but there is a HUGE difference between "lol they didn't ban funny mustache from the list because they're Nazti's" and "they rejected the suggestion because it was already done and somebody was taking the piss".

  • @LiilYogurt
    @LiilYogurt Рік тому +26

    It’s crazy how many people think they can just make their own Roblox. VRChat (and maybe Rec Room or Fortnite Creative, but I haven’t really touched those so idk) is the only one I’ve ever seen manage to do it and even then they have a big enough difference that you could easily consider it a completely different thing

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 місяців тому +3

      Those games actually give their modders devel9pment tools and create the experience with modders in mind.
      This game expects modders to develop the game for them

  • @MUD2MUD
    @MUD2MUD Рік тому +12

    12:06 that's the fucking guy from Jerma's Grab The Auto V video from like 2015, oh my lord

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +5

      Lol it's the default model that comes with Mixamo animations

  • @Btobebone
    @Btobebone Рік тому +60

    to paraphrase king of the hill: 'you're not making nfts better, you're just making gaming worse'

  • @KnakuanaRka
    @KnakuanaRka 7 місяців тому +9

    Shameless plug for Folding Ideas’ Future is a Dead Mall video; covers this in particular in excellent detail along with a ton of other metaverse-related stuff.

  • @sarah_breezy
    @sarah_breezy 2 роки тому +28

    If I wanted to play a glitchy game, I’d just go play Pokémon S/V

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +25

      Yeah but are your Pokemon stored on the blockchain? Didn't think so.

    • @questionquestion1
      @questionquestion1 2 роки тому +7

      Least the gameplay itself is incredibly fun and is a great game overall if you ignore performance issues

    • @inexistentenouniverso9230
      @inexistentenouniverso9230 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jauwnfunnily enough, i think the pokemon games have a system to transfer pokemons from older games to the new games, without the nft bs, BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TRANSFER THEM TO CALL OF DUTY RIGHT? HAHAHAHA NFT BROS STILL BETTER.
      And delusional.

  • @burgertime6372
    @burgertime6372 7 місяців тому +14

    12:05 thats the model thats used in the mobile gta clone “grab that auto” that jerma played a while ago

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  7 місяців тому +7

      Yeah it’s one of the adobe mixamo default models for testing animations

  • @imaweiner1293
    @imaweiner1293 Рік тому +17

    As a player of both Roblox and Second Life, this seems hilariously bad. Over my 5+ years on Roblox, I've seen that even some of the worst games on the platform have better performance and playability (Prison Life, Adopt me, Etc.). Over my 2+ years of being on Second Life, I've seen the potential and creativeness of the community, from a game that hasn't changed alot since its inception in 2003, and somehow even the worst launchers have better performance than what Decentraland offers, despite launchers basically being browsers with extra features and polish.

  • @shadow81818
    @shadow81818 6 місяців тому +7

    For those interested in a longer breakdown of Decentraland's failings at a fundamental level, Folding Ideas did a video essay on it too

  • @JackVashko
    @JackVashko Рік тому +13

    damn it’s crazy seeing your first few videos only having a couple dozen views during this time period. glad youve been able to find success with this series

  • @Pyrotrainthing
    @Pyrotrainthing 8 місяців тому +13

    Decentraland makes Fallout 76 Camps look more organized with how players build camps all over the map in that.

  • @novelezra
    @novelezra 11 місяців тому +25

    Nothing says freedom like gender specific clothing.

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix Рік тому +16

    It's like VRchat, except not in VR, and you have to pay to play, and you can't make friends in it. Or chat.
    Metaverse is such a stupid marketing strategy that so obviously targets kids with a flashy name and brightly-colored, pricey images. Just call it virtual reality, "metaverse" appeals to no-one older than 12.

  • @Mezbich
    @Mezbich Рік тому +15

    This game is fascinating in how bad it is in EVERY way.

    • @Espen.Johannesen
      @Espen.Johannesen Рік тому +5

      Why make a worse version on secondLife? And the graphics, and easy to use for ppl without powerful gaming riggs leaves much to be desired. (I am still talking about second life)

  • @MeteorologistScottC
    @MeteorologistScottC Рік тому +13

    Watching you shit on NFT games has become my new addiction. You rock!

  • @Janimuso
    @Janimuso Рік тому +11

    Any game attached to crypto/NFT, isn't a game... they're all scams.
    In these series you are never going to find a game lol
    Great video tho

  • @SteelRain211
    @SteelRain211 Рік тому +17

    this is like those fake games you see on TV shows like CSI and the like

  • @leeverguy
    @leeverguy Рік тому +8

    Man when I first saw what the Metaverse was I joked that it was just a shittier second life without furries, and the more I see of the game the more that rings true. So many of the issues with the game are also present in Second Life, a game that came out in -2003- and, apparently, can somehow run better than Decentraland even when you've got a dozen people with the most unoptimized, absurdly high poly count avatars you've ever seen. The way plots are given out, how they can be blocked off, even people's attempts to create actual games using a horribly ill-fitting engine and having to brute force a bunch of stuff with the base engine's barebones features. I've seen every single one of those games, down to the grind-and-earn mechanics, done way way better in Second Life, too.

  • @Layonayo
    @Layonayo Рік тому +8

    The guy at 13:00 is the Grab That Auto default model lmao

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 8 місяців тому

      Stock rock music is now stuck in my head.

  • @elitereptilian200
    @elitereptilian200 Рік тому +10

    free to play only for only $250
    what an absolute steal!!
    Your money gets stolen..

  • @Teruko666
    @Teruko666 7 місяців тому +7

    I know this video is old at this point - but i have to point it out.
    The cryptobros can only make money when new players join. You, as a new player, asked a group of cryptobros how to start playing. Their answer is "go figure it out on the discord, i aint helping."

    • @barnabasrsnags4828
      @barnabasrsnags4828 7 місяців тому +2

      Sh youre right

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 4 місяці тому +3

      In other words, they couldn't be bothered to make their own pyramid scheme work. 😝

  • @fy8798
    @fy8798 Рік тому +9

    Decentraland was already by necessity going to be garbage. The very idea that land ownership is a thing and that the land is the real estate of the game means that every game blocks every other game, gives hard limits to each game's size, so even if Decentraland devs were competent (which they are not, they're less competent than first time solo devs on steam) these limits alone would make good games impossible.
    Even the games that utilize teleporters for their maps are hilariously awful. The very visible box they're in gives the whole "game" less of an immersion factor than a cheap ride at a local fair, and the area limits for the portals constrain them to the point of uselessness. You cannot make anything good in something like this, even if you wanted to put effort in.
    And then the "you need X nft to play" on top for some of them.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 10 місяців тому +4

      Oh, so the size of the map is based on how much digital land you own? Oh that is bad.

  • @eibriel
    @eibriel 2 роки тому +20

    Hey, great video highlighting all the challenges related to Decentraland. Glad you enjoyed our game Golfcraft, at least a little bit XD

    • @pahpah
      @pahpah 2 роки тому +4

      Agree, it's a respectful and constructive video

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +15

      Hey, sorry I didn't see your comment earlier. Thanks for commenting! I definitely applaud you guys for putting that together, it's got to be a challenge to work within the limitations of the game's engine. As someone who is more involved in Decentraland, where do you see the game going in the future? Do you think that my opinion on the game is common, or am I just overly cynical?

    • @eibriel
      @eibriel 2 роки тому +11

      @@jauwn If everything goes well people will keep building games and experiences, learning from previous mistakes. The client will keep improving and new clients will pop (desktop, VR, retro 2D). Some entry barriers will be lowered, for example no needing land to build (Decentraland Worlds). At some point the creator tools will be good enough to attract more devs, and the entry barriers low enough to catch more users. Being an open source project may help to make it more resilient than closed projects.
      I think everything you said was on point, and many of the issues are regular food for discussions on DCL Discord and Forum. But is nice to have an outsider view. Thanks to you I learned that DCL needs more tutorials and introductions!

    • @seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat
      @seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat Рік тому +8

      @@eibriel any of that happen yet

    • @eibriel
      @eibriel Рік тому +1

      @@seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat Hi!Yes, there are 6 clients in development right now, 1 "official" and the others made by the community.
      Decentraland Worlds launched allowing to host scenes just by owning a DCL name, or by running a server.
      And a new Software Developers Kit was released (SDK7) alongside a GameJam.
      Userbase is still low, but stable at 3700 average daily users.
      Open Source is clearly the strong side, with people contributing features and building tools for the ecosystem.
      No sign of slowing down in the building side.

  • @--Moonie--
    @--Moonie-- Рік тому +10

    no away, the Wilderness P2E npc hillbilly model is the SAME ONE used in a crappy gta mobile clone that was in Jerma's Grab That Auto V vid. even on the thumbnail... from 7 years ago 💀

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +6

      It’s the default model that comes with Adobe’s Mixamo animations lol

  • @Rat_Fบcker
    @Rat_Fบcker 7 місяців тому +7

    >decentralized
    >manage and control by a group
    >confuse.jpg

  • @haruhisuzumiya6650
    @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +5

    Rule of thumb
    If the game has no demo
    No executable
    Demands money upfront
    Its a scam

  • @CycleMantis
    @CycleMantis Рік тому +3

    There are two obvious metrics one could use to define a company's success: Does it provide a valuable good/service to people that improves the human condition; 2) gibe money.
    It would be great if any of these projects cared about the first definition at all.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 7 місяців тому +3

    Wow, it crashed when it ran out of memory. And even says that one solution is to compile it with a bigger memory cap.
    The memory cap shown is 2 GiB - 4.25 MiB.
    It simply ran out of the non-LAA memory limit for 32 bit processes.

  • @ssvensic
    @ssvensic Рік тому +3

    the dragon just nopeing out through the wall got me giggling :D

  • @ExtraThiccc
    @ExtraThiccc Рік тому +6

    12:21 NO FUCKING WAY THATS THE grab the auto 5 MF

  • @marquisoflabyrinths
    @marquisoflabyrinths 10 місяців тому +6

    Wow! I love how this game is so "decentralized" they don't explain anything so you won't have a centralized way to know what to do at all!

  • @dollarmenuking
    @dollarmenuking 6 місяців тому +4

    12:01 woah hold the phone. is that the guy from grab that auto????

  • @Thedownliner2015
    @Thedownliner2015 Рік тому +7

    The voting system should be one vote per user because right now what you have is whoever has spent the most gets to make all the decisions.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 10 місяців тому +5

      I agree, but what's stopping one person from making multiple accounts?

  • @embasorangiratina36
    @embasorangiratina36 3 місяці тому +3

    He was so innocent back then. Now not even the strongest of bad audio equization or asset flips can phase him.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  3 місяці тому +1

      @@embasorangiratina36 😈

  • @Ghost_Matter
    @Ghost_Matter Рік тому +9

    You didn't thank the person who answered your questions 😠

  • @battlion507
    @battlion507 Рік тому +6

    Hey, Decentraland, I remember that "game". Folding Ideas called it: A Dead Mall.
    Yeah, the game sucks, the administration sucks and to tie it with the crypto/nft phase just makes it unappealing.

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay Рік тому +6

    This has been being recommended to me by youtube for a while, but when Hannah Reloaded gave you a shoutout, I decided to finally give in and give you a shot.
    I don't regret it.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +7

      Glad you liked it! Hannah is awesome and she really helped boost my channel in the early days so always happy to see her fans in my comments

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 10 місяців тому +8

    Well, that was decentrabland.

  • @lcky2993
    @lcky2993 Рік тому +13

    So decentraland is just poor man's roblox for crypto bros.

  • @NotAlterDenny
    @NotAlterDenny 7 місяців тому +2

    I love the sudden change of tone when you realized the Golf game’s leaderboard was scored by games played.

  • @BobRobinson
    @BobRobinson Рік тому +12

    Don't forget the sandbox it's just as bad and overhyped I'm building a Game and I'm just a roofer who taught myself to code and its far better than the crap games released that I have seen and I'm doing it with zero budget after work .they forgot the main part to a game fun

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +7

      I actually have a review of that game on my channel! You’re right, it’s absolutely horrible.

  • @Jade_Matthews
    @Jade_Matthews 7 місяців тому +6

    "Who in their right mind would pay $250 to play any game?"
    Seemingly not Tarkov players anymore LMAO

  • @ocha-time
    @ocha-time Рік тому +10

    I don’t get it. These projects are junk piled on junk piled on junk. Who is investing in this trash?

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Рік тому +5

      Dummies

    • @versamax6307
      @versamax6307 Рік тому +5

      scam artists. And either they're damn good at it, or everybody else is just super dumb

  • @dtharve
    @dtharve 9 місяців тому +4

    Didn't they learn anything from runescape? Having players vote on change is a horrible idea

  • @tintedglass
    @tintedglass 2 роки тому +22

    Love this series idea. Keep it up!

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  2 роки тому +4

      Thanks! Next episode to come soon!

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 6 місяців тому +4

    In the world of nft games "it's a playable game" is pretty high praise

  • @ImpmanPDX
    @ImpmanPDX Місяць тому

    The metaverse museum is called "Occupy White Walls". It's actually kind of fun to set up a gallery with whatever art you want.

  • @audreychambers3155
    @audreychambers3155 Рік тому +41

    The prison labor world feels like a punishment from Dante's Inferno.

  • @mentalward718
    @mentalward718 Рік тому +4

    It warms my heart to see RON top that indie chart

  • @Linzmaus
    @Linzmaus Рік тому +1

    12:06 Heck I saw that model from a video of Jerma playing GTA clones on mobile

  • @mgg7756
    @mgg7756 4 місяці тому +4

    Crypto, MLMs, gambling, Ayn Rand... And so on. People won't learn

    • @TRAMP-oline
      @TRAMP-oline Місяць тому

      Same bullshit, different goggles with which to see it. Twitter is amazing for the aware, those who are interested in how other minds (attempt) to work. Greatest invention humanity ever made for the curious.

  • @VoidedCreature
    @VoidedCreature 5 місяців тому +3

    the fact that the clothes are gender locked is hilarious. tech bros are really like "you can be whatever you want in the metaverse" and then if you create a male character they straight up don't allow you to wear anything remotely feminine. beyond parody.

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 Рік тому +2

    Bruh they literally just took random Synty character assets and threw them next to other styled assets. (Also the performance was probably affected by playing in browser)

  • @emilyofjane
    @emilyofjane 4 місяці тому +1

    Crypto as a whole can basically be explained by that scene in Spongebob where Mr. Krabs says “EVERYONE’S money is good here!” and it cuts to a literal burglar.

  • @GalaxiaStars
    @GalaxiaStars Рік тому +5

    I feel like the reason there's almost no gameplay is because this was yet another nft culture rugpull scam lol

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 9 місяців тому +3

    So basically all they did was recreate PlayStation Home from 2008, except much, much worse...😮

  • @mikehole1100
    @mikehole1100 7 місяців тому

    21:38 - I maybe misunderstanding something here, but.. How is this definition of "interoperability" not the opposite of "non-fungible"?
    Oh, also.. Video Is Good!

  • @DanielDroegeShow
    @DanielDroegeShow Рік тому +1

    Wemade has you verify a qr code from your mobile device linked to your account to prevent someone from hacking it. Not sure how hard it is to bypass something like that though.

  • @tylersutton3224
    @tylersutton3224 3 місяці тому +3

    Hilarious watching this and knowing that this was when decentraland was doing relatively well.

  • @mrunix00
    @mrunix00 3 місяці тому +3

    Their website alone is draining my mobile data by redownloading a horribly compressed 140 MB video over and over again for no reason, if they cannot optimize their website no wonder the game is slow

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 Рік тому +2

    22:47 God, who made that? that is a terrible representation of currency use!
    The canadian and american dollar aren't interchangable, same goes for the Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, or islandic crown. They might as well be Euros and rubles for how different they are.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  Рік тому +6

      It's a map based on the origin of the word used for that areas currency. Now does it make sense in relation to my video, no, but it was the first google result and I guess I was lazy 🤣

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 4 місяці тому +1

    "Hats are never free!"
    "Yeah, I thought, that IS a cool hat, and it's free!"

  • @AnikiPlay
    @AnikiPlay Рік тому +7

    nft game try not to look like flash game from 2010 challenge

  • @mikeysheep5380
    @mikeysheep5380 4 місяці тому

    The origin-centralized plot structure is something I'd find on a 2016-era 1.8-based Minecraft server's creative mode section, not the metaverse...

  • @kajacx
    @kajacx 5 місяців тому

    The golf minigame looked kind of fun with custom obstacles like the loop-a-round. If there were more fun minigames like that I can imagine people legit playing or even paying for skins, but you don't really need crypto for any of that.

  • @GenericMcName
    @GenericMcName 7 місяців тому +3

    "I decided to talk to a woman" wow way to flex on the Web3.0 crowd

  • @quazzydiscman
    @quazzydiscman Рік тому +2

    Yo this video was thorough and really well done... Nice work!

  • @LethalBubbles
    @LethalBubbles Рік тому +4

    all the fun of telepresence and all of the excitement of ponzi scheme

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 5 місяців тому +4

    12:49 that is literally just an owl bear from phantasy star lmfaooo. How the heck has no one noticed this?