Just did the math, Santa was shooting toward the moon at about 24,000 miles per second. Around 86.4 million miles per hour. And that's an underestimate assuming that the jump cut's don't overlap. Santa is fucking dead.
This reminds me of a math problem I had to do for class. It was asking basically that if someone sled down a hill at a certain speed if this and that, would they be ok? And the answer was that LITTLE JOHNNY IS FUCKING DEAD
He finally did it. He's murdered Eddy for his Moustache and stashed the body in a Rain Forest Cafe. Always knew this would happen can't say I'm surprised
Ted can't make it to little league because his overbearing boss has a new high profile assignment for him and he really needs that Christmas bonus or the house if forfeit to a greedy property developer! His wife Marge is leaving Ted's overworked butt for a Pilates instructor called Reggie who's into macramé and teaching Ted's kid to 'keep it real' in this generic 90's comedy about cloning, Christmas, and finding God fearing family togetherness! Rent it now for the Christmas Season special price of $19.99 - [this is gold-dust that writes itself!!!]
7:30 You have to remember, this movie takes place and was made before 9/11. Back in the day you could mail anything and you could fly with a full set of live grenades in your carry-on. We weren't rocked yet by the horrors of September 11th. That changed everything, now all the elves have to go through a metal detector
@mixingpaint7724 yeah but the Unabomber didn't cause the United States to create a new part of the government lol. If you were not alive and sentient when 9/11 happened, I don't think you can properly understand The weight of 9/11 and how much it completely changed the country of America. Like it is such an unimaginable shift, that I don't think you could properly understand what living in pre 911 America was like if you didn't do it. Anyways, I'm glad we had this conversation in the comments of the funny Santa Claus video with evil Santa's brother shooting lightning out of his fingers.
14:16 This kid is clearly the peacekeeper in his home. That’s why he is always cheery. He does it to ease tension. And why does he have a framed picture of his parents on his bed stand? Because he put it there not for himself but so his parents would see it and understand what their relationship means to the family as a whole.
You clearly thought about this way more than the writers did. But I do apreciate it when a headcanon is not only perfectly coherent but also manages to give sense and add depth to a story that didn't have much at all of either. This deserves a no-prize for sure.
The end credits have some crazy things. Someone is credited for "Additional Jokes", right after the Set Dresser there is a Cross Dresser credit attributed to Ed Wood, two guys are credited as "Online Dudes" whatever that means, there is a lady who is listed as "Titles Chick" and I kid you not: "North Pole Provided by South Pole Enterprises."
What I always like in these kinds of movies about believing in Santa is the parents who don't. They just wake up on the 25th with presents they didn't buy under the tree and are like "Yep, that's just how Christmas trees work. They pop out presents. That makes sense and Santa isn't real"
I like how Santas hat is the source of his magic… but evil Santa is bald and hatless yet he can conjure up lighting from his fingers like it’s a natural ability!
I'm picking up on some lore. Perhaps Atnas is a mutant and his family hates him for it? Then, when Atnas is already socially isolated, his brother gets a hat that grants him even more dangerous abilities, but he's revered and borderline worshipped? It's enough to make any man snap.
Santa Claus reacting to the exile of his brother into the cold depths of space with "Hohoho! Bon voyage, bro!!" was not what I expected to hear this Christmas
God, I hate it when my Christmas tradition of watching 72 hours worth of ads gets interrupted by this guy named Ted talking about 90s Christmas movies.
I live in Russia, and we had monetisation turned off a while ago, so no ads, basically free UA-cam Premium. But recently I had to start using VPN to watch UA-cam, and I was shocked at how much the amount of ads had increased since 2022. It is legitimately crazy, they are longer than before, more frequent than before and are usually unskippable. It is almost as bad as the TV now, it sucks :(
Use to watch this movie as a kid and loved it so much that I copied he’s complete email in the first scene of the movie quote “for my mother and father to stop fighting” for a letter to Santa in school and my teacher called a PTA meeting because she thought there was issues at home 😬😮💨
This movie was freaking hilarious and your commentary just made it even better! And, of course, congratulations on moving, Ted! It’s kinda sad to say goodbye to the old setup, but I know that there’s still some more great experiences to be had and memories to make, can’t wait to see what you have in store for all of us next, so I hope you, your friends, and your family all have yourselves a merry Christmas!
I'm sorry. Is the font on the contract Atnas is trying to force Santa to sign at 25:26 not literally Fraktur? Aka, the font the Nazi's used. "What's the most evil font we can find?" "Nazi's?" "Nazi's!"
This moustache with the glasses and shirt combo looks like b99 Jake and Kevin dressing like creeps to go to the library to be undisturbed while browsing😭😭
currently watching this on the job at target, standing in the cooler with my boss watching this to get away from the horror that is christmas eve target, life is blissful
Was literally about to comment the exact same thing, lmao. This movie was literally made in the 90's, we as a society still had a good general consensus on what floppy drives were and how they work, so who let this pass into production!? haha
I was literally laughing my ass off this entire video; Like this concept is *bonkers* and your commentary made it 1000 times funnier I was legitimately out of breath my gosh LMFAO Tysm for this dude, happy holidays 🧡
21:04 this line reminds me of this fucked up moment I read in a comic series I loved as a lod called Amelia rules. In the first edition, one of the main kids asked Santa to help her parents get along or something similar and bro just. "Oh.... oh I'm sorry honey I'm just Santa Clause... I'm not God :((" and in response she goes "do you know if the mall Santa at x mall is better or no?" And idk there's something morbidly funny about the fact there was a time kids more or less thought Santa was a lesser god.
My canon is that Christmas is a family business founded by Santa and Atnas' father, Dr. Claus. Santa was raised to continue the family business while Atnas was neglected and forgotten, which is why he mentions Santa never had time for him, as Santa was busy learning how to manage the company. At the same time, Atnas was either emancipated from or left the family, therefore getting rid of his family name of Claus, and explaining why Mrs. Claus would become Mrs. Atnas.
Ted looking like a step-dad from a mid 90s movie about connecting with his hip/kewl step-son who is currently hiding some sort of small creature (alien, ghost, robot, etc) that will either get the two to finally bond or it will viciously attack the step-father
This movie feels like a Christmas movie that was written by aliens who’s only been told about Christmas by a conspiracy theorist that smokes way too much weed.
Yknow, this is probably just a common occurrence for Santa. Judging from how well Santa took hitting the moon and then bouncing onto earth, Atnas is gonna come back in a comically evil cast and it’ll be better in a week. They are omnipotent gods playing in this mortal world
Another fantastic Christmas movie (by technicality, it has like two scenes about Christmas) I had the pleasure of watching recently was called Wobots. It's a heartwarming story about a boy who can't say his Rs correctly (hence the title) who hates Christmas learning to love it and becoming accepted by society along with his robot friends who have similar issues such as ADHD and paranoid schizophrenia who are also not accepted by society. Undercut by the fact that this boy is working in a factory full of child orphan workers who work for little to no pay and gets told by a robot therapist that the reason nobody likes him is because he's the only boy in the world that doesn't like Christmas (his reason being that the factory has increased production during Christmastime and thus he has to work overtime), the fact that the reason he finds all these robot friends is because they were deemed faulty and were set to either be sent to the trash, crushed, or melted (the latter of which was going to be the fate of one his first robot friend before he gained class consciousness and realized he could save him), and the mad scientist villain who originally wanted to use robots to take over the world and get back at society but changes his plan to using orphans as child soldiers to do so after seeing the protagonist and realizing that orphans are more reliable, by way of lobotomizing all of the children in the orphan factory. Also they meet an old robot guy who shows them a hologram of Jesus and that inspires them so much they sing a four to five minute song about how cool he is. Also the songs in this movie are genuinely kinda good, the first song Overtime has a fun beat to it Anyways. Wobots advertises itself as a Christmas movie but that is not the part I was focusing on at all and I'm still not sure if I was hallucinating half of it!!
Atnas' actor did a really good job with what he had I was really surprised about that. ...There's like no comments talking about the movie in this comment section....
Fun fact, my wife and I wanted to name our dog after Feeny, but we misremembered his name for the science teacher in Neds Declassified and ended up with a dog named Sweeney. Didn't realize it til months after having the dog, kinda fitting he ended up being an asshole too 😂
the mustache to me felt like when I was eight and I didn't know the Beatles had mustaches at some point and got jump scared by mustached Paul McCartney. Like, excuse me, sir, who gave YOU permission to have that fuzzy face caterpillar without telling me first? Anyway you reminded me of my Boy Meets World obsession, so thanks for that
@@deuceydee3506 I thoroughly disagree... the only things better about 'Red One' were the CGI and maybe acting... and neither of those come anywhere close to justifying the 26 year technology difference between the two films and the $250 MILLION USD that was the budget of 'Red One'. Not to mention I legitimately liked the plot and characters of 'The Boy Who Saved Christmas' more... either way both of these movies are utter trash💀
Actually, in the extended universe, Santa can also shoot lightning out of his fingers but has only done it like, three times. Those kids were on the ultra naughty list.
This is my first video that I have seen of yours and I LOVE YOUR commentary and now that I’m going through and watching your other videos, it’s weird to see you without this mustache. You look really good with this mustache. Please keep it.
Santa laughing at his brothers demise with joyful glee and going: "bon voyage bro!" is something that fills me with christmas cheer like nothing else let me tell you.
I guess "no job too big; no job too small" is trying to say "No job is too big to accomplish; no job too insignificant to neglect"? It is important, but not insurmountable? um...what does that tagline have to do with this movie again? Sounds like a boy scout slogan.
Just did the math, Santa was shooting toward the moon at about 24,000 miles per second. Around 86.4 million miles per hour. And that's an underestimate assuming that the jump cut's don't overlap. Santa is fucking dead.
So fucking true
Get off the cocaine jasper.
THEY REVERSED CHRISTMAS
He's magic you fool
This reminds me of a math problem I had to do for class. It was asking basically that if someone sled down a hill at a certain speed if this and that, would they be ok? And the answer was that LITTLE JOHNNY IS FUCKING DEAD
He finally did it. He's murdered Eddy for his Moustache and stashed the body in a Rain Forest Cafe. Always knew this would happen can't say I'm surprised
Was the Body specifically stashed with a full ton of Safari Fries?
Eddie’s spirit is going to possess the rainforest cafe animatronics
Five Nights at Eddie’s
It’s sad but true😞
I was looking for the comment that put my thoughts into words. You did it.
One stash to rule them all
“sit your big hips down” is an unreal piece of dialogue
the one-way sexual tension between atnas and santa is crazy
Big Hips 😖😩
Simultaneously threatening and sultry XD
Ted looks like the workaholic dad in every Christmas movie and I’m absolutely here for it
Youre so right oh my gosh
Ted can't make it to little league because his overbearing boss has a new high profile assignment for him and he really needs that Christmas bonus or the house if forfeit to a greedy property developer! His wife Marge is leaving Ted's overworked butt for a Pilates instructor called Reggie who's into macramé and teaching Ted's kid to 'keep it real' in this generic 90's comedy about cloning, Christmas, and finding God fearing family togetherness! Rent it now for the Christmas Season special price of $19.99 - [this is gold-dust that writes itself!!!]
“Ayo bud,talking smack about saint nic ain’t gonna get you the girl.That’s not how I met your mama”.
lol he looks like Eddie Burback XD
He looks like Eddie burback
TECHNICALLY, Claus is his first name, Santa is his title. Santa=Saint, Claus=Nicholas.
i'm 24 years old how am i just realizing this now
From the Dutch Sinter Klaas which is shortened from Sint Nikolaas meaning Saint Nicholas
Wait so Santa’s parents named one of their sons a backwards version of the other son’s future title? Wack
Should’ve named him Saul
Atnas Saulc
Sorry when did Ned Flanders take over the channel
Ted* Flanders
Ned Tivison
Fed Nivision
Young sexier ted Flanders you mean
I thought it was Ted's dad
7:30 You have to remember, this movie takes place and was made before 9/11. Back in the day you could mail anything and you could fly with a full set of live grenades in your carry-on. We weren't rocked yet by the horrors of September 11th. That changed everything, now all the elves have to go through a metal detector
true, but mail bombs were certainly a thing. the Unabomber had been active for a long time by this point
@mixingpaint7724 yeah but the Unabomber didn't cause the United States to create a new part of the government lol. If you were not alive and sentient when 9/11 happened, I don't think you can properly understand The weight of 9/11 and how much it completely changed the country of America.
Like it is such an unimaginable shift, that I don't think you could properly understand what living in pre 911 America was like if you didn't do it. Anyways, I'm glad we had this conversation in the comments of the funny Santa Claus video with evil Santa's brother shooting lightning out of his fingers.
Picturing Ted say his favorite movie is Elf at a serious film internship interview is priceless
2:25
Me: alright, who ate the moon?
Suspiciously moon-shaped Santa:
You look like the conductor from the polar express before he got divorced at 49
DANG
THATS CRAZY 😭
The difference tho is that Ted got a hairline 💁🏻♂️
this is the best one
I can feel the heat from that burn through my screen
3:32 According to google, "In 1998, the average home computer typically had between 32MB and 128MB of RAM." So, yes, you did overshoot it
32mb is wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
at least he didn't go to something like 1gb
ted genuinely looks like his name is ted. theodore, even
Why is this so specifically correct?
It’s Theodore but his dad buddies around the neighborhood call him Teddy
ive said this before and that was even before the mustache 😭😭😭 its so true
Ted Flanders
@@littleprettyfairy For me its the mustache paired with the glasses that does it honestly.
14:16 This kid is clearly the peacekeeper in his home. That’s why he is always cheery. He does it to ease tension. And why does he have a framed picture of his parents on his bed stand? Because he put it there not for himself but so his parents would see it and understand what their relationship means to the family as a whole.
Ah yes, they childhood trauma responses people don't often recognize
You clearly thought about this way more than the writers did. But I do apreciate it when a headcanon is not only perfectly coherent but also manages to give sense and add depth to a story that didn't have much at all of either. This deserves a no-prize for sure.
The end credits have some crazy things. Someone is credited for "Additional Jokes", right after the Set Dresser there is a Cross Dresser credit attributed to Ed Wood, two guys are credited as "Online Dudes" whatever that means, there is a lady who is listed as "Titles Chick" and I kid you not: "North Pole Provided by South Pole Enterprises."
Damn ted really is transforming into eddy by the day
teddy burback
This isn’t Eddy Burbak?
What I always like in these kinds of movies about believing in Santa is the parents who don't. They just wake up on the 25th with presents they didn't buy under the tree and are like "Yep, that's just how Christmas trees work. They pop out presents. That makes sense and Santa isn't real"
Maybe they believe in the Pooping Log (look it up)
I like how Santas hat is the source of his magic… but evil Santa is bald and hatless yet he can conjure up lighting from his fingers like it’s a natural ability!
I'm picking up on some lore. Perhaps Atnas is a mutant and his family hates him for it? Then, when Atnas is already socially isolated, his brother gets a hat that grants him even more dangerous abilities, but he's revered and borderline worshipped? It's enough to make any man snap.
Man is a sith lord clearly
the cloak is his power, his cool ass cloak
Atnas is a sorcerer, but Santa found a neat magic item and everyone liked him more for it than Atnas' natural talent
He gets it from the Morph suit
“Aha! A support group meeting for the vertically challenged.” Is objectively the funniest line you could put in a Christmas movie
Ted and Eddy finally fused into one entity to form a perfect being, Ed Nivison.
not Ed Niviback?
@@IdranThe Burback was recessive
He runs a free on cable TV station
Teddy Burison
Santa Claus reacting to the exile of his brother into the cold depths of space with "Hohoho! Bon voyage, bro!!" was not what I expected to hear this Christmas
God, I hate it when my Christmas tradition of watching 72 hours worth of ads gets interrupted by this guy named Ted talking about 90s Christmas movies.
Fr its so annoying 😔
I live in Russia, and we had monetisation turned off a while ago, so no ads, basically free UA-cam Premium. But recently I had to start using VPN to watch UA-cam, and I was shocked at how much the amount of ads had increased since 2022. It is legitimately crazy, they are longer than before, more frequent than before and are usually unskippable. It is almost as bad as the TV now, it sucks :(
@@debikk4204 Try u [pause so that youtube doesn't flag this comment] block! it's a free remover of advertisements.
Real 😔
@@debikk4204 It's tragic youtube is AFTER that money
Use to watch this movie as a kid and loved it so much that I copied he’s complete email in the first scene of the movie quote “for my mother and father to stop fighting” for a letter to Santa in school and my teacher called a PTA meeting because she thought there was issues at home 😬😮💨
Ted is starting to look like the inside out father
lol now I see it :000
DAMMIT ya beat me to it 😭😭
glad im not the only one who thought so
I’m getting Ted lasso vibes
“A SUPPORT GROUP MEETING FOR THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED” WAS CRAZYYYYY WORK
9:06
"Sit your big hips down."
"Sit in the chair brother."
those lines sound like something I'd say to someone in dnd in a time it isn't needed or wanted just to mess with everyone around me
This movie was freaking hilarious and your commentary just made it even better! And, of course, congratulations on moving, Ted! It’s kinda sad to say goodbye to the old setup, but I know that there’s still some more great experiences to be had and memories to make, can’t wait to see what you have in store for all of us next, so I hope you, your friends, and your family all have yourselves a merry Christmas!
"A support group for the vertically challenged" is genuinely insane 😭😭😭
some bs my friend would say in a group chat at 4am while high as a kite
I think trying to murder your family is more insane? Why did it take you until then to realize the villain was psychopathic?
@@Szriko thats not even remotely what the comment means
I'm 5ft and I used to get called that in high school 🫠
23:42 Love watching Santa's wig slip and show his real hairline 😭kidnapped so hard he became a mall santa
27:17 I am losing my mind over how much of a Ted response that was. Everything about it is as if Ted himself said it
thought this EXACT thing😭💀
Unbelievably Ted-core and I thought the same thing 😂
9:06 “Sit your big hips down” is a WILD thing to say to your own brother.
"that's like interviewing at lockheed-martin and saying that your dream is world peace. you're just not right for the job" got DAMN LOLLLLLLLL
Ted looks like he wants to sit me down and have a dad chat about life, and I'm here for it 😂
“Let me tell you somethin”
I can't believe it
Ted uploaded
This is a Christmas miracle
exactly
Your comment is structured like a haiku so I made it one
I can't believe it
Ted posted a video!
Christmas miracle
@@branthegarbage omg
This is amazing
I'm sorry. Is the font on the contract Atnas is trying to force Santa to sign at 25:26 not literally Fraktur? Aka, the font the Nazi's used.
"What's the most evil font we can find?"
"Nazi's?"
"Nazi's!"
WHAT THE FUCK THERES A NAZI FONT NOOOOO
Please don't call them the N word. They prefer to be called conservatives 🌈
Ted looks like he’s about to tell me that he can’t play catch because he’s busy rn
Why this mf looks like he’s headed to his child’s dance recital and he’s 15 minutes early
Ted looks like he’s got the same personality as Jeremy’s dad
This moustache with the glasses and shirt combo looks like b99 Jake and Kevin dressing like creeps to go to the library to be undisturbed while browsing😭😭
Ted I'm loving the early 90s dad look
1:13 isn't that just paw patrols tagine?
Almost 😂 I looked it up: "No job is too big, no pup is too small!"
@@soupy_cat oh ok xD
I thought the same thing lmao
It’s “no job is to big, no pup is too small” it’s close
@@Scp-999andfriends my bad
currently watching this on the job at target, standing in the cooler with my boss watching this to get away from the horror that is christmas eve target, life is blissful
god speed all retail workers, you are stronger than the us marines
22:44 first line of the email reads “a message to all the children FORM Mrs. Claus at the north pole.”
10:23 putting a CD in a 5.25 Floppy Drive is the peak of this movie
Was literally about to comment the exact same thing, lmao.
This movie was literally made in the 90's, we as a society still had a good general consensus on what floppy drives were and how they work, so who let this pass into production!? haha
@otodusobliquus3836 I wonder if they did it on purpose, it got a good laugh from me 😂
I was literally laughing my ass off this entire video; Like this concept is *bonkers* and your commentary made it 1000 times funnier I was legitimately out of breath my gosh LMFAO Tysm for this dude, happy holidays 🧡
I think we know why Ted took Eddie on so many road trips… he is slowly stealing the power of his luxurious mustache
"what are you the riddler?" was the most ted sounding line ever
21:04 this line reminds me of this fucked up moment I read in a comic series I loved as a lod called Amelia rules. In the first edition, one of the main kids asked Santa to help her parents get along or something similar and bro just. "Oh.... oh I'm sorry honey I'm just Santa Clause... I'm not God :((" and in response she goes "do you know if the mall Santa at x mall is better or no?" And idk there's something morbidly funny about the fact there was a time kids more or less thought Santa was a lesser god.
I love this idea and I am stealing it. If I ever write a story with gods Santa is one of them. God of merryment and gift-giving.
@@kyu4333that's like Discworld by Terry Pratchett I'm pretty sure. At least I think the Hogfather (the world's version of Santa) was a god in that
@@kyu4333 Watch Rise of the Guardians (by dreamworks)
My canon is that Christmas is a family business founded by Santa and Atnas' father, Dr. Claus. Santa was raised to continue the family business while Atnas was neglected and forgotten, which is why he mentions Santa never had time for him, as Santa was busy learning how to manage the company. At the same time, Atnas was either emancipated from or left the family, therefore getting rid of his family name of Claus, and explaining why Mrs. Claus would become Mrs. Atnas.
Your brain doesn’t seem melted to me
I put it back together 👍
i gave him brain (sorry.)
Would it even be a 90’s movie if the villain was not blasted into space? 😂😂
Ted looking like a step-dad from a mid 90s movie about connecting with his hip/kewl step-son who is currently hiding some sort of small creature (alien, ghost, robot, etc) that will either get the two to finally bond or it will viciously attack the step-father
4:00 watching this whilst LA is burning down. Ted is the new Simpsons with his predictions.
23:42 They also partially take off santas wig
From a bit of googling, the average pc in 1998 came with 32MB - 128MB of ram so Ted's guess of 200 is overshooting it just a tad
256mb was possible, with windows 98.
This movie feels like a Christmas movie that was written by aliens who’s only been told about Christmas by a conspiracy theorist that smokes way too much weed.
Yknow, this is probably just a common occurrence for Santa. Judging from how well Santa took hitting the moon and then bouncing onto earth, Atnas is gonna come back in a comically evil cast and it’ll be better in a week. They are omnipotent gods playing in this mortal world
Ted is in the rare group of UA-camrs who actually look great with a mustache
I hope that's sarcasm, because no one looks good with pubes on their lip. 🤮
and kurtis
My favorite Christmas tradition. Ted’s annual Christmas video paired with jshlagg’s Christmas album
And a Merry Christams to you too Ted Flanders!
Ted looks like he's going to offer to help me fix my leaf blower and then invite me over for dinner
Wow, I can't believe my favorite UA-camr, Eddie Burback, released a Christmas video
23:42 THE WIG SLIPS UP LOLOLOLOL this is so bad hahah
HE REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD GUYS NEW UPLOADS!!!!
Another fantastic Christmas movie (by technicality, it has like two scenes about Christmas) I had the pleasure of watching recently was called Wobots. It's a heartwarming story about a boy who can't say his Rs correctly (hence the title) who hates Christmas learning to love it and becoming accepted by society along with his robot friends who have similar issues such as ADHD and paranoid schizophrenia who are also not accepted by society. Undercut by the fact that this boy is working in a factory full of child orphan workers who work for little to no pay and gets told by a robot therapist that the reason nobody likes him is because he's the only boy in the world that doesn't like Christmas (his reason being that the factory has increased production during Christmastime and thus he has to work overtime), the fact that the reason he finds all these robot friends is because they were deemed faulty and were set to either be sent to the trash, crushed, or melted (the latter of which was going to be the fate of one his first robot friend before he gained class consciousness and realized he could save him), and the mad scientist villain who originally wanted to use robots to take over the world and get back at society but changes his plan to using orphans as child soldiers to do so after seeing the protagonist and realizing that orphans are more reliable, by way of lobotomizing all of the children in the orphan factory. Also they meet an old robot guy who shows them a hologram of Jesus and that inspires them so much they sing a four to five minute song about how cool he is. Also the songs in this movie are genuinely kinda good, the first song Overtime has a fun beat to it
Anyways. Wobots advertises itself as a Christmas movie but that is not the part I was focusing on at all and I'm still not sure if I was hallucinating half of it!!
That synopsis just kept getting wilder. I think I want to see this movie
0:13 I'm distracted by the milkman art by Meg
Same here.
@@FloatingMeganewait is this Meg
Well now I am too
Atnas' actor did a really good job with what he had I was really surprised about that.
...There's like no comments talking about the movie in this comment section....
With that mustache you a british accent and a thousand quotes about shakespeare away from being Mr. Feeny.
Fun fact, my wife and I wanted to name our dog after Feeny, but we misremembered his name for the science teacher in Neds Declassified and ended up with a dog named Sweeney. Didn't realize it til months after having the dog, kinda fitting he ended up being an asshole too 😂
the mustache to me felt like when I was eight and I didn't know the Beatles had mustaches at some point and got jump scared by mustached Paul McCartney. Like, excuse me, sir, who gave YOU permission to have that fuzzy face caterpillar without telling me first?
Anyway you reminded me of my Boy Meets World obsession, so thanks for that
ever so slowly Eddy and Ted are becoming one man named Teddy.
Satan to Cain: 9:47
Trade offer:
You get: death from stone
I get: praise from god
Deal or No Deal?
I just watched "Red One" the other day (it was god awful), and this movie's plot is eerily similar to that trainwreck 💀
exactly what i was going to say
Red One was leagues better than this movie
@@deuceydee3506 I thoroughly disagree... the only things better about 'Red One' were the CGI and maybe acting... and neither of those come anywhere close to justifying the 26 year technology difference between the two films and the $250 MILLION USD that was the budget of 'Red One'. Not to mention I legitimately liked the plot and characters of 'The Boy Who Saved Christmas' more... either way both of these movies are utter trash💀
ted looks like a middle aged man that coaches for his sons little league baseball games and i fuck with it heavily.
To be fair, I wouldn't think you're ready for *life* if Elf were your favorite film. But you are Ted, so we gotta make exceptions.
Ted is really serving Charlie Swan with the stache
nothing on this god-forsaken rock could have prepared me for atnas harnessing the power of a sith lord
Welcome back mustache Ted, we missed you dearly
This was higher production then I thought it would be.
Holy Ted upload…
HOLY TED MUSTACHE!!
My immersion has been blown and my day has been ruined by movie magic. 10/10 video and I must watch the movie now. Happy holidays everyone!
Right after chuckle upload? What a treat
Actually, in the extended universe, Santa can also shoot lightning out of his fingers but has only done it like, three times. Those kids were on the ultra naughty list.
Honey, wake up!!! Ted remembered his YT channel's password!! 😮
Ted is putting out a very strong, specific vibe. I ain't fucking with it, but he's definitely committed.
The henchman for Atnas looks EXACTLY like one of the characters from the David S Pumpkins SNL skit
missed opportunity to give pointer siblings and/or cousins named middle, ring, pinky, and thumb
thank god christmas is saved. ted got back into his youtube account and he's poisoning my mind with a terrible 90s christmas movie. thank god
love to see another video like this THANK YOU! BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT
You know when you hear “90s Christmas movie” that you’re in for an adventure
The Lockheed Martin joke made me giggle and I don’t think it was appreciated enough
We love elf shoes and oval shaped ornaments! I also love divorce! Woohoo!
bob looks like the man you see in your dreams, and it's scaring me.
Ted Nivison turning into Teddy Roosevelt
Look I’ll just give it to Ted the mustache works it’s giving dad from inside out in the right way
Atnas??? Nilbog??? Relation???..... Thanks for the Christmas memes Ted
The writers were definitely on acid 😂
Found your channel from your Barbie movie vortex. I’m so happy that I did! Thank you! And… Merry Christmas!
30:24 Holy crap, it's been a while since I've fully belly laughed at a video, thank you for the chuckles and merry Christmas, Ted
Ted Nivison AND Sam O'nella for Christmas?? Best Christmas ever
Thematically accurate Christmas video ON Christmas eve???? Sheeeeeeesh
This is my first video that I have seen of yours and I LOVE YOUR commentary and now that I’m going through and watching your other videos, it’s weird to see you without this mustache. You look really good with this mustache. Please keep it.
Ned Flanders called he wants his fit back.
Lmao still rocking it tho my guy.
Santa laughing at his brothers demise with joyful glee and going:
"bon voyage bro!"
is something that fills me with christmas cheer like nothing else let me tell you.
The way Ted slowly loses the will to live as we get further into the movie
I guess "no job too big; no job too small" is trying to say "No job is too big to accomplish; no job too insignificant to neglect"? It is important, but not insurmountable?
um...what does that tagline have to do with this movie again? Sounds like a boy scout slogan.
When you forget to come up with something better, so you just go with the initial placeholder