I will expose this vile deception! The whole Alpha Quadrant will know! I'm going to my shuttle. I should really watch the show before I say things like that!
@@lmahu6627 Through my door aswell. I would definitely want to have him question me and telling me all kinds of stories that might or might not have happened. And if I don't get it, I might aswell have to take the inspiration and do it myself somehow.
I stumbled across these videos and I can't get enough of them. I had no idea who Jonathan Frakes was until like, 2 weeks ago. The UA-cam algorithm sucks a lot of the time, but not today, today it worked.
“Have you ever had a job as a waiter?” “Not this time.” Jonathan Frakes, interviewing himself, at 0:15: “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” “I know a few tricks myself. Now, don’t try this at home. I’ve been practicing for years.” Tl;dr: JON 1 CAUGHT JON 2 IN A LIE!
I enjoy that Frakes denied pretty much everything, including seemingly the existence of flea markets and truck stops. After years of hosting this show, he became so jaded that he began to doubt everything, even observable phenomena.
“Can you remember the tallest man you’ve ever seen? We created it.”
- Jonathan Frakenstein
Hahaha!😂🤣😂🤣
Big foot confirmed
"We have the technology!"
I was assuming he meant his son.
John Frakes could tell me I was adopted and I would believe him.
Based on research conducted by Robert Tralins.
Your birth certificate?
It never happened.
And then he'd turn around and say "Not this time" and I wouldn't know what to believe anymore.
Not a chance
@@Gami67 It's a total fabrication.
"Does your computer seem to have a mind of its own?"
That's no way to talk about Mr. Data.
I read this comment as he said the line
Mr. Big Data
Hahahahahaha
That is*
Agreed
The shot of him confidentially pulling the table cloth off the table and sort of messing up and not doing it very well is my new favourite thing.
"I've been practicing for years."
I noticed the camera closed in on the table so that he wasn't in the shot.
Never happened...
He nailed it, only a plastic cup fell off because it was too light.
@@EnclaveTrooper1 ok but the jump cut gives it away that it wasn’t him
"are you careful with your personal records?" *holds up document*
'it's a fake'
rofl
"It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
It is reaaaaal! I've created it!
I will expose this vile deception! The whole Alpha Quadrant will know!
I'm going to my shuttle.
I should really watch the show before I say things like that!
@@sentrysapper45 urgh you beat me right too it.
Instead of saying "No." I'm going to start saying "Not this time. It never happened."
I think you're on to something.
It's a total fabrication
This one was invented by a writer.
A similar event did take place.
Did you take out the trash?
Not this time.
"Can you remember the tallest man, you've ever seen?"
"We created it!"
Pokémon Trainer Elio Do you have a sweet tooth?
@@CaptainLumpyDog we made candies
CaptainLumpyDog *eats candy*
Mr homm
@Manek Iridius IT'S A FAKE!
That fucking continuous piano riff. It never ends
imagine it doesn‘t end when the video ends
@@ex101jc Then I better see Jonathan Frakes walking through my door.
@@lmahu6627 Through my door aswell. I would definitely want to have him question me and telling me all kinds of stories that might or might not have happened.
And if I don't get it, I might aswell have to take the inspiration and do it myself somehow.
@@lmahu6627 A similar event happend just 1 hour ago at my door
It never ends… because it never happened, we made it up.
0:56
"Do you like to go a-wandering beneath the clear blue sky?
"As bare as a birthday suit."
I missed this one XD
well, you're talking during the full moon
“Do you have a sweet tooth?”
*eats donut, DEFIANTLY*
Not this time. It's a chocolate chip cookie. *FACT*
Defiantly? You sure that's the word you were going for? 😂
He is very defiant.
D e f i a n t l y
looool
"Do you have a pet?"
"A woman that never walks down the aisle"
I lost it at that one I can’t stop laughing
do you remember the tallest man youve ever seen?
*WE CREATED IT*
Scary
Phantasm theme starts playing.
“Did this story even happen?”
“Not this time.”
"It's a total fabrication"
"We made it up"
"This one was invented by a writer." 😊
I love how his response to "do you have a sweet tooth?" is just eating a cookie 😂
"Have you ever gone mountain biking?
"Not a chance!"
This is life-altering.
my 7 old always tells me when he did somthing wrong "it never happened" in a near perfect frakes voice. cant even get mad.
Now I'm imagining 7 year old Jonathan Frakes with a beard and a little suit saying that
"Planning a trip soon?"
"No way"
Some 2020 vibes right there
I just love how 25 years later this show finally got the recognition that the world needs today!
Frakes: "Have you had your hearing tested lately?"
Frakes: *inaudible*
The complete lack of volume normalisation between the clips really sold that line
I swear there was a YTP where that exact joke was used, but with Jesse Ventura. It seems to have disappeared, though?
Now make one where he interviews reading rainbow LeVar Burton.
Commander, stick that up your bussard collector!
Not a chance.
*YES YES YES YES YES!*
I wish I was leVar Burton
No.
"Was he already dead?"
"It's a total fabrication." Well I think Jonathan Frakes has a few secrets of his own.
This is just like that one episode of TNG when Riker starts thinking he’s going crazy except he really is now.
iDX-62 “I’M NOT CRAZY!!!.... I’m not... Not crazy...”. Classic episode!
I hope he sees these stuff, it would be fun to read his feedback.
twitter.com/jonathansfrakes/status/1139712569524883457
@@southloopsox you're a fucking hero!
Some dude commented on another video that he ran into Frakes himself, and he apparently said he enjoyed the memes.
@@zebracherub Nope. It never happened.
"Have you ever travelled on a British train and arrived on time?"
"Nope. It never happened."
That was wholesome the dog didn't know wtf was going on just looking at his trainer waiting for the signal to woof
Ask Riker if his computer ever seemed to have a mind of its own...
"Computer, do you have a mind of your own?"
Does your computer sound like your boss' wife?
Or like your mother-in-law?
@@Kain128 Computer: "Not this time, it never happened."
Jonathan Frakes: Are you careful with your personal records
Senator Vreenak: Its a faaake!
Col-o-nel Mustard or it’s a cake, rake , snake....
In The Pale Moonlight . Awesome episode of DS9
I am Senate!
Jonathan Frakes: Not this time
This is the third Jonathan Frakes video UA-cam has recommended to me in the span of two days...what does Jonathan Frakes want from me.....
Brenna he doesn’t want anything. It’s a total fabrication.
answers
A similar event took place...
@@chrislang9442 We created him.
'What's the explanation here?'
only Jonathan Frakes can defeat...Jonathan Frakes.
This is classic and golden. It always will be.
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?"
*we created it*
I stumbled across these videos and I can't get enough of them. I had no idea who Jonathan Frakes was until like, 2 weeks ago. The UA-cam algorithm sucks a lot of the time, but not today, today it worked.
UA-cam algorithm sucking? "Not this time"
"Hey Worf, remember that time you got hit by a barrel in cargo and lost the use of your entire body?"
Worf: "It never happened.
"
This is amazing, truly a work of Frakespeare.
Today I learned truck stops don't exist
We made it up
@@kylebradley3 it never happened.
A total fabrication.
We created it.
Hy not this time.
I like how the video is in 4K, yet the footage shown is mostly 240p, sometimes even 144p.
upscaling is real
This is the second Jonathan Frakes
video that UA-cam has recommended me, and I haven't been disappointed so far.
i will never get tired of these - EVER!
Jonathan Frakes asks you questions video: thesis
Jonathan Frakes gaslights you video: antithesis
This video: synthesis
Ave, true to Kaiser.
These are my favourite memes right now!
Does anyone remember this show?
It’s false. It never happened.
I could've sworn I seen it on TV a few times. Are you telling me that it's a total fabrication?
A total fabrication.
Not this time.
It's a work of fiction. We created it.
What's this show called?
"Do you have a pet?"
"A WOMAN WHO NEVER WALKS DOWN THE AISLE."
BrO
Jon: Can you remember the tallest man you’ve ever seen?
Jon: We created it
0:46
😂 these damn memes make me lose my shit
Listening to this is so satisfying, like an ASMR almost.
this is my favourite jonathan frakes video now
The music makes this so much more tense
when SciFi was SciFi.
I’m getting that Sméagol/Gollum vibe.
dont know what to believe anymore after watching this.
"Do you have a pet?"
- "A woman who never walks down the aisle".
That is...depressing
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Not a chance
At 0800 station time...
@@CathrineMacNiel It's fake
"This one was created by a writer."
We created it
1:01 Jonathan Frakes trying to cover up his real estate fraud ring.
That close up on that pixels.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
"Planning a trip soon?" - "No way". The prophecy has come true.
“Have you ever had a job as a waiter?”
“Not this time.”
Jonathan Frakes, interviewing himself, at 0:15:
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?”
“I know a few tricks myself. Now, don’t try this at home. I’ve been practicing for years.”
Tl;dr: JON 1 CAUGHT JON 2 IN A LIE!
0.5 speed for a drunk Jonathan Frakes interviewing a drunk Jonathan Frakes.
Oh my goodness...all the fear I felt watching this show growing up has been reciprocated laughter with this video. 🤣🤣
Fucking love beyond belief.
"Do you have a pet?" 🤣🤣🤣
"A similar event has happened"
Jonathan Frakes saying stuff meets its logical conclusion.
When 2 chat bots are talking to each other.
I've never seen this show but this makes me nostalgic for some reason.
1:21 - He sure got defensive when asked if he'd ever been a waiter.
He also denied going to a truck stop suspiciously fast.
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
We created it...
This is just sooo good. I love it!
It's a Frake.
Thrawn No it’s Riker!
"this is getting out of hand! now there are two of them"
"Do you have a sweet tooth?"
*_NOM_*
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?"
"We created it."
I enjoy that Frakes denied pretty much everything, including seemingly the existence of flea markets and truck stops. After years of hosting this show, he became so jaded that he began to doubt everything, even observable phenomena.
I don't even know which show this is or who he is but these videos started popping up on my feed and I'm loving it.
Just when you thought your life had just the right amount of Frakes in it.... you get another sweet morsel of Frakes.
Brilliant.....this is the work of a writer
truly a masterpiece
"Do you love to go a wandering under a clear blue sky"? "As bare as a birthday suit" 😂 that one killed me
Did you wake up this morning?
It never happened.
"Have you ever visited a Truck Stop"
"It's Fiction"
I loved watching this hard hitting presidential debate with my friends back in the summer of 04'
WHEN WILL THEY BRING BACK BEYOND BELIEF
This is a great utilization of those two supercuts
"Do you have a pet?"
"A W O M A N"
I love this man
Have you ever successfully logged out of the Facebook app on your first attempt?
Nope....it never happened
I remember watching this waiting for X-Files reruns to come on.
Maaaaa! Jonathan Frakes is back! He is talking to him self now! Ma! He is scaring me ma!
AAaaaaaaaa he is asking me now questions!
Stevan Gucu
“Have you had your hearing tested lately ?”
"Do you have a sweet tooth?"
🍪🤏😏
"Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
"Not a chance."
Now this is a meme series I can get behind
“Do you love a wondering beneath the clear blue sky”
“As bare as a birthday suit”
This was the Will and Thomas Riker episode that should have been broadcast
i never watched this show (weirdly) but as a trekkie i am satisfied that this is a trending meme
At half speed, you get drunk Uncle Jonathan interviewing himself at the family reunion
God i love these
I love him forever 😍
If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
this might be the best one yet
"Do you have a sweet tooth?"
*eats a cookie*
"It's an urban legend, that never happened."
I feel like I heard something familiar, just now.
He can come interview me anytime