0:03 A co-worker was writing some code to prevent a window from being resized, and at one point got this exact result. Fortunately we just had a good laugh and it never made it's way to production in that state.
The image of a truck phasing through a car with the word “STOP” over it as if the system is pleading the driver to stop phasing through people made my day lmao
Well, "." means the current folder. So it probably means they have shown relative path to app file, trying to run it from somewhere else. Or not, I actually have no idea where that comes from.
@@botanich What you're referring to as "the current folder" is actually called the "current working directory" and is the directory that the program is currently working in at runtime. However, in this case, it is likely a string value that was not supplied that subsequently resulted in no interpolated value. Edit: 🤓
For the regular people, it’s some interesting experience For the devs, it’s like regular tuesday “did you try to reset it? It’s a bug isn’t it? Well I can’t be bother, tomorrow it is”
tbh I've actually never had any bugs with steam outside of stuff that was entirely my fault sure wish they let me refund games that I spent 2 hours trying to optimise graphics settings so it could be playable
@@m.projects Even better. It is shown on screen, but you are softlocked and cant even close it via task manager or anything, because it covers them and not let them be shown on top. It was like a handful of times over the years (well before win11), but oh boy, was it fun.
I have a whole small book full of them from Win 3.x to Win 98 era. Some are satire, others are real. But that book was peak comedy to me and I loved going through it as a kid. It had the size factor of a credit card and was approx. 2.5cm thick
@@qwoolrat "Murphys dümmste Computerfehler" is the one I was talking about. Although "Murphys Computergesetze" by the same author is said to be better. Unfortunately, they're in German.
Oh dear. That’s a problem. I heard people having the same issue and a while later them seeing a glowing face of a bear that would then scream infront of you. A bit odd, init?
As a dev myself I can even imagine what when wrong here.The person developing this probably just took that dialog message that has been build before and forgot the change the title of it. or confused caption text with content/description text.
Or maybe like the title (Modal box) showing success just because the HTTP 2xx success state, but the content of response showing actual failure inside the response content
0:22 this one is normal if you enable hotplug on your sata ports or similar. of course that fails every time you try it but simply not showing that option for the drive your os is currently on would be enough
This is a payload that is present since Windows 10, the Windows just fucks itself up over time so you have to reinstall it over and over again, another reason to hop on Linux.
Many of these are graphic artifacts due to malfunction in the graphic subsystem be it from low memory or overheating or druver bugs or what have you, in fact even normal behavior in certain scenarios that artifacting will occur.
I think the most impressive thing about software developers is we have no idea who caused these bugs. Could be a senior super tired or a new junior developer who lied on their CV/Resume a little too much.
1:05 that was a normal looking screen back in the early win95 days and you would have to move the mouse super fast to some how "fix" it. Oh the good ol' days LOL
Software war crime, its when you cannot click on below buttons like "ok" and "cancel", bc they is beyond of screen (or control panel), and window cannot be resized
"This app is available in the ." Truly inspirational words.
where's "the"?
@@Rhythm65536 1:12
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@@Rhythm65536
@@Rhythm65536*1:12*
1:07 there are bees in the computer
And bears!
Is the reason for the late of beesmas
That's what they meant by software bugs
Yes, the bees are always working hard!
The chess one cracked me tf up 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Mega bishop to f1, f2, g1, and g2!
THE EARTHMOVER
Mallet "You Grow Bigger!"
mag agent: torture
Let me counter with the Megachessatron Gambit.
0:03 A co-worker was writing some code to prevent a window from being resized, and at one point got this exact result. Fortunately we just had a good laugh and it never made it's way to production in that state.
PayPal slowly closing and the sheet panic in the mouse is hilarious
0:33 OH YEAH! THE IDEAL VECTOR IMAGE IS INVENTED
soundcloud moment
1:10 PC had to take a breath there...
Funny enough ejecting C drive is perfectly normal if you turn on SATA hot swap
Wouldn't that kill Windows tho?
@@narrativeless404 it would as a side effect, but isn’t disallowed
i thought Mars was just normal until i saw "Puerto Rico" on the goddamn marshan surface
It's Mars, but Google maps thinks it's Earth
@@narrativeless404 ..that's the point
Why spend millions of dollar to go to Mars when you can WAR CRIMES IN SOFTWARE
"I'll on a trip to Puerto Rico for the weekend"
**Rops on the spaceship**
@@pdd5793I too love roping into spaceships
Me calling over a cat: PsPsPsPsPsPsPs
Me calling over a bee: BzBzBzBzBzBzBz
Why would you want to call a bee 😭
The image of a truck phasing through a car with the word “STOP” over it as if the system is pleading the driver to stop phasing through people made my day lmao
i think some of em are just bugs, but boi it'd be hell if actually intented
Sam3
Cool Beans,😎😎👑😼🤙🤙
No shit
You mean the line graph looping around wasn't intentional?
No way.
The BIOS buzzing must have been bugs. Specifically, bees.
1:04 Yep, im dead, freddy is here.
When le music playd my brain persed the breaks
"Bz Bz Bz Bz Bz
Bz Bz Bz Bz Bz
Bz Bz Bz Bz
Bz Bz Bz Bz"
Truly inspiring words from the BIOS@@nonamechannl
the song is carmen, the fnaf song is a remix of it
@@sun12_music bocks
how do I enter the .
Well, "." means the current folder. So it probably means they have shown relative path to app file, trying to run it from somewhere else.
Or not, I actually have no idea where that comes from.
@@botanich I think it's supposed to show the name of the app store where the tapped app can be installed from
@@botanich What you're referring to as "the current folder" is actually called the "current working directory" and is the directory that the program is currently working in at runtime. However, in this case, it is likely a string value that was not supplied that subsequently resulted in no interpolated value.
Edit: 🤓
You run .
For the regular people, it’s some interesting experience
For the devs, it’s like regular tuesday
“did you try to reset it? It’s a bug isn’t it? Well I can’t be bother, tomorrow it is”
Steam is a great piece of software that is not buggy at all never
Steam is a great piece of s...software indeed🙂
Steam is a great piece of software that that that that that that that is not buggy at all never
especially the marketplace such a flawless feature
It could really use some optimization though.
tbh I've actually never had any bugs with steam outside of stuff that was entirely my fault
sure wish they let me refund games that I spent 2 hours trying to optimise graphics settings so it could be playable
1:00 STOPPED
0:21 Is actually an intended BIOS feature that some manufacturers have turned by default
1:03 Freddies goofy ass when the power goes out
Fred is opening the many window 🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟
You know that's like a _real song,_ right?
@@Her_Imperious_Condescensionno they don’t, they are 4 year olds with insufficient brain growth.
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension that's a part of the joke.
hurhrurhurhurhur hurhurhurhurhur hurhurhurhur hurhurhurhur
Not being able to set your alarm time has me in stitches 😂
Cinematic masterpiece. 11/10
0:01 mission failed successfully
mission accomplished wrongly
I got a wild Windows 11 bug moments ago when Notepad is shown on display but not on taskbar lmfao
it's better when it shows on taskbar and not on display xd
@@m.projects Even better. It is shown on screen, but you are softlocked and cant even close it via task manager or anything, because it covers them and not let them be shown on top. It was like a handful of times over the years (well before win11), but oh boy, was it fun.
windows 11 moment, linux is more stable somehow
1:07
Your "Bz" some "Fz".
fzbz
@@LSHV freddy fzbz? 🤯
@@Yuri_the_Dragonfreddy fizbuzz
Frezzy FzBrZ
Circus
I have a whole small book full of them from Win 3.x to Win 98 era.
Some are satire, others are real.
But that book was peak comedy to me and I loved going through it as a kid.
It had the size factor of a credit card and was approx. 2.5cm thick
which book is it
@@qwoolrat "Murphys dümmste Computerfehler" is the one I was talking about. Although "Murphys Computergesetze" by the same author is said to be better. Unfortunately, they're in German.
at 1:03 my lights went out idk why
oh.
Oh dear. That’s a problem. I heard people having the same issue and a while later them seeing a glowing face of a bear that would then scream infront of you. A bit odd, init?
@@RayTopPlayer weird i saw something glowing out of the corner of my eye too
????????? What u guys on, i want some
the
0:01 Okay, that makes absolut perfekt sense and it's absolutely no contradiction 😅
As a dev myself I can even imagine what when wrong here.The person developing this probably just took that dialog message that has been build before and forgot the change the title of it. or confused caption text with content/description text.
Or maybe like the title (Modal box) showing success just because the HTTP 2xx success state, but the content of response showing actual failure inside the response content
@@bambooindark1 yeah true that also likely
0:49 happend to me yesterday with firefox too
I hope that's not intended by the publisher? Because sometimes it seems that way, and other times it doesn't
Me when doing an accident in HTML:
Mission failed successfully
"The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent." - Elon musk, 1970
0:22 imagine pressing eject
Man when that frederick fazgerald dropped i literally 🛀
0:22 this one is normal if you enable hotplug on your sata ports or similar. of course that fails every time you try it but simply not showing that option for the drive your os is currently on would be enough
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
Watching the second one gave me anxiety
I have ran into some before
Legend is back
0:54 Google Earth after the end of C3/C4 photosynthesis
0:22 = Ahh yes, the classic "Tennison PC self-destruct function"
A good bit being steam was pretty funny ngl
it would be hysterical on its own but the music just
0:54 the Mars one is using the highest quality images we have in each region, since a mission can't cover everything it looks patchy
I once had Discord and my browser much closer than apps normally are on the taskbar for Windows 11. They were almost on top of each other.
how do you even fuck up your windows installation this bad? Can you give a tutorial?
because this is windows 11
@Aaron2022_ yes i do
@Aaron2022_ 23h2 is a beta test of sort, right?
since its not available for me
This is a payload that is present since Windows 10, the Windows just fucks itself up over time so you have to reinstall it over and over again, another reason to hop on Linux.
@@mistyfaderia i wonder why am i getting bsods on windows 10 but not 7 despite my hardware being newer than windows 10
I once accidentally made a 200GB PNG with matlab
Absoultely my pc is happing all of that
The paypal one was hysterical. Noooo help!
We went from having such good classical music, To having Lights out and glowing Eyes and mouth
"Eject C" reminds me of that video of the robot unplugging itself lmao
"Your move!" after looking at that chess board was the most genuinely menacing thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Reminds me of the time i managed to take a screenshot of “system UI stopped responding.” Still have no idea how it worked
Many of these are graphic artifacts due to malfunction in the graphic subsystem be it from low memory or overheating or druver bugs or what have you, in fact even normal behavior in certain scenarios that artifacting will occur.
i want more of this in my youtube feed
LETS GOOOO HES BACK
0:55 Not a crime, but rather a satellite image of Earth in 1 billion years.
as an ecu engineer in suzuki, i can relate this
this is amazing
This is definitely the video.
Martian life be wildin'
Yes problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.
Seeing the old Samsung app icons brings back so many memories
The kings inside the queens
i was not expecting freddy fazbear
Taskbar apps slipping down is a legendary bug. Also sometimes they collapsed into one another so you couldn’t open either one.
0:36 - Sultan Nasir-ud-Din Mahmud Shah Tughluq when Timur attacks Delhi
Imagining ejecting local disk💀
One of the planet made me laugh until I died 💀
Please do more.
I think the most impressive thing about software developers is we have no idea who caused these bugs. Could be a senior super tired or a new junior developer who lied on their CV/Resume a little too much.
please upload more 😭😭😭 this is hilarious
please make more of these
1:08 This is so true because I had this situation too much times.
Payback 2 mentioned?!
A new weekly challenge is available
0:21 just having SATA hot plug option in BIOS turned on. I had this
Best thing I have seen in my life
masterpiece
The paypal was amazing. Time limit
So we went from the podium to freddy hell nah
*Success!*
FAILURE [ OK ]
0:01 task gui has failed successfully
Need a mention of that verification embed, it's like 200x200 px
1:05 that was a normal looking screen back in the early win95 days and you would have to move the mouse super fast to some how "fix" it. Oh the good ol' days LOL
I hate how i've seen most of the steam ones
Ohh I miss old payback 2
1:07 I never thought the classic Fz Bz problem would result in a hive of bugs.
Anyone still remembers payback2?
the biggest warcrimr ever: ads
0:42 this sometimes happens to me when I have almost no internet. Apple doesn’t know I’ve received a notification, so it sends it over and over.
[laughs in jonathan blow]
We need warcrimes in hardware
I was like stop
Software war crime, its when you cannot click on below buttons like "ok" and "cancel", bc they is beyond of screen (or control panel), and window cannot be resized
Everything was so fucked we had to get Freddy Fazbear to step in 💀
0:21 happened to me, except it was the D: drive. On a selfbuilt PC btw.
This was funny!
0:18 Zeroth makes no difference and becomes sentient
0:14 imagine being IT worker and your boss telling you to fix graph and after asking whats wrong with it he hits you with "it having a sroke"
success!
FAILURE
MADE ME LAUGH
0:52 This is a gpu problem, i also had in settings, office, firefox...
1:02
Oh dearest me, is that the most highest lord in the land Fredrick Fazbear?