Bros vs. WWIII

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @MorganBF1
    @MorganBF1 5 років тому +3429

    Brad is out here trying to draft dodge when he’s too scrawny to be recruited anyway.

    • @tiedyesuit3097
      @tiedyesuit3097 5 років тому +83

      Dunning Kruger looking like Steve Rogers before the super solider serum.

    • @gokugregory7114
      @gokugregory7114 5 років тому +48

      Dodge the draft by hiding behind a lamp post

    • @SwiperNoSwiping458
      @SwiperNoSwiping458 5 років тому +31

      Good thing too. If the US military was stooping as low to draft Brad then I better start learning Persian/Arabic.

    • @LoneStar_yota
      @LoneStar_yota 5 років тому +5

      Lol the arm wrestling never gets old lol

    • @Frank_Diaz.
      @Frank_Diaz. 5 років тому +2

      you should enlist, you look like a beefy feminist.

  • @josuastangl7140
    @josuastangl7140 5 років тому +1148

    "Maybe the next war ... is within ourselves."
    ~Dom, the intellectual

  • @champagnepp1987
    @champagnepp1987 5 років тому +912

    “she comes from one of the countries IKEA comes from”
    😂😂

  • @GMBGFX1
    @GMBGFX1 5 років тому +1049

    “I’m a war crime according to the Geneva convention” “also I’m a national treasure”

  • @Madeyoulook123
    @Madeyoulook123 5 років тому +639

    Dom treats the Draft like his leg days. He always dodges them

  • @petrsvoboda3207
    @petrsvoboda3207 5 років тому +403

    "You're not fighting for your country, you're fighting for clout"
    That'll be my senior quote 😂

  • @rvm139
    @rvm139 5 років тому +249

    "Have you seen Star wars"?
    "Yes"
    "Me neither"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cantstopsam
    @cantstopsam 5 років тому +844

    7:52 mans saw Dom and the child soldier and shat his pants

  • @jackjumper4231
    @jackjumper4231 5 років тому +277

    That girl at the end is a pro she has had this conversation in real life

  • @Immortality44
    @Immortality44 5 років тому +627

    LMFAO Dom would single handedly win a war

  • @kushinobiiiii
    @kushinobiiiii 5 років тому +256

    “Anonymous 12 year olds that drop the N bomb.” Lmaoooo

  • @cjc1193
    @cjc1193 5 років тому +367

    Gives a whole new meaning to special operations

  • @eer3e
    @eer3e 5 років тому +1639

    "I'll hit you" -bradley Martyn. Proof Bradley beats women. Smh

    •  5 років тому +5

      He didn’t threaten dom

    • @sunnymoney7204
      @sunnymoney7204 5 років тому +101

      Hes to weak to actually hurt them though

    • @brayden0120
      @brayden0120 5 років тому +25

      This comment proves you don't beat women. Smh

    • @wescoast36
      @wescoast36 5 років тому +38

      Nothin wrong with a little cat fight 🤷‍♂️

    • @generalape3965
      @generalape3965 5 років тому +30

      Well, he has a woman body so its fair

  • @Jovalle93
    @Jovalle93 5 років тому +35

    Brad being so chill during Dom’s shenanigans has always been my favorite part of their interactions

  • @AskewKevin
    @AskewKevin 5 років тому +1461

    I like how the random girl is a better actor than Brad.

  • @DrippDroppz
    @DrippDroppz 5 років тому +145

    18:22 Remember bros when someone says push the door, PULL IT. It’s not a direction it’s a challenge.

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 3 роки тому +21

    6:40
    The look on Bradley's face is priceless. They had to hit that QUICK cut.

  • @gokugregory7114
    @gokugregory7114 5 років тому +542

    Bradley Martin is one of the Virgins the martyrs get when they die and get to heaven

    • @LawsonSchlönsson
      @LawsonSchlönsson 5 років тому +70

      *suicide bombings rate drops to zero percent*

    • @nickfilko1074
      @nickfilko1074 5 років тому +5

      Poppa Pump you have a 141.67 % chance of being drafted to war

    • @gokugregory7114
      @gokugregory7114 5 років тому +6

      @@nickfilko1074 i hope so. Swole Team 6 is my life long calling

    • @gokugregory7114
      @gokugregory7114 5 років тому +3

      @@LawsonSchlönsson we need to get word out so they know

    • @DanielFlores-gx7xi
      @DanielFlores-gx7xi 5 років тому +4

      That sounds like hell then

  • @Smoothoperator954
    @Smoothoperator954 5 років тому +82

    “You might be in the Middle East but it ain’t gonna be a desert out there” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Diegoaub
    @Diegoaub 5 років тому +168

    3:16 That wasn't Dom saying no, that was Mike

    • @bbcmotd
      @bbcmotd 5 років тому +9

      Who is Mike? Like a weaker Dom?

    • @axelramirez7337
      @axelramirez7337 5 років тому +39

      @@bbcmotd Nah that's just the part that counterbalances him to keep him from becoming too strong.

  • @pipevilla7
    @pipevilla7 5 років тому +74

    16:12 RIP his front lip lmao 😰😂

  • @codycast
    @codycast 5 років тому +26

    “Have you seen star wars?”
    “Yes”
    “Me neither”
    Mike is legit a talented / funny guy

  • @patrickoneil5887
    @patrickoneil5887 5 років тому +58

    “They start torturing you in the worst possible way... cardio.”

  • @vincentpawliski8207
    @vincentpawliski8207 5 років тому +35

    The weird conversation at the treadmill 9:10
    this dude: Aight imma head out!

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 5 років тому +1

      Ain’t that the dude with the sweaty taint doing leg raises?

  • @tiedyesuit3097
    @tiedyesuit3097 5 років тому +56

    “Maybe the next war is within ourselves.” Beautiful.

  • @TianoDael
    @TianoDael 5 років тому +145

    I love how I actually got no ads on this one

    • @josesammut9396
      @josesammut9396 5 років тому +41

      Anything with Dom in it is ad proof by default.
      Those guns aren't family friendly
      .

    • @julesholden317
      @julesholden317 5 років тому +1

      I got 3 ads lol

    • @josesammut9396
      @josesammut9396 5 років тому +2

      @@julesholden317 Great. Now we have to wait another year for next week.
      Who tha fook do you think you are sorting out Doms rent money like that?

    • @youmayaimme
      @youmayaimme 5 років тому +1

      Did you fast forward in the video? If you did then the ad may skip like how dom skip leg days

    • @TianoDael
      @TianoDael 5 років тому +1

      @@youmayaimme nope I've only gone back in the video, like how Dom goes back on his word about weekly videos

  • @Martin-ts7co
    @Martin-ts7co 5 років тому +96

    When dom said first kill and then proceeded to kill himself I lost it😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyr25
    @johnnyr25 5 років тому +7

    "Alright. First kill."
    [GRENADES HIMSELF]
    "BOOM. Got a kill."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rooster7762
    @rooster7762 5 років тому +92

    If Dom was my commander, I would re-enlist😂😂😂

  • @bdm1083
    @bdm1083 5 років тому +25

    Okay yeah doms comment about the us using wars like “prequels” to make money is about the truest thing ever

  • @skylarknoxx
    @skylarknoxx 5 років тому +40

    “Have you seen Star Wars?”
    “Yea”
    “Me neither”

  • @jaystepp150
    @jaystepp150 3 роки тому +1

    9:10
    Scared that guy behind you, right out of there. LOL

  • @putthebunnybackinthebox9524
    @putthebunnybackinthebox9524 5 років тому +74

    Bradley Martyn: Huge. Giant. Big af. Behemoth.
    Shirt with giant sleeves: “Nope, you gonna look small today.”

    • @byronus1898
      @byronus1898 5 років тому +40

      General Kenobi brad looks small no matter what he wears

    • @randymarsh1554
      @randymarsh1554 5 років тому +3

      Don't wear sleeves. Gotta intimidate the enemy by showin them nukes. That wins the war.

    • @stevenn6236
      @stevenn6236 4 роки тому +4

      General Kenobi he looks small because he’s standing next to Dom.

  • @LICKSTERxx
    @LICKSTERxx 5 років тому +5

    14:45 imagine being in a bar talking to a woman and out the corner of your eye you see the swol team 6 hat and the glasses 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @terrencedorsey2070
    @terrencedorsey2070 2 роки тому +10

    this aged very well

  • @philipfelicio1525
    @philipfelicio1525 5 років тому +49

    I love how all the pouches are filled with beer instead of grenades and stuns looolol hahhaha

  • @willemgroen7546
    @willemgroen7546 5 років тому +116

    "Gotta do it for the gram, otherwise you died for nothing" that'll sit well with the Gen Z kids

    • @BROFLAMER
      @BROFLAMER 5 років тому +1

      Tall Man they already think it don’t lie

  • @stevenandrews7479
    @stevenandrews7479 5 років тому +2

    This was the best bros vs in a long time. I was laughing so hard you guys had me standing up and walking around while I was laughing. You know the kind of laughter.

  • @troybwildgen
    @troybwildgen 5 років тому +29

    Dom: Star Wars is a documentary from the future
    Literally every Star Wars movie: “a long tome ago in a galaxy far far away”

    • @massive1337
      @massive1337 5 років тому +2

      they just wanna trick you

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 5 років тому +4

      If it’s a documentary from the future they would say a long time ago because a long time ago would still be the future in the future. Think about it

    • @MattyMoltisanti
      @MattyMoltisanti 5 років тому +1

      Jaime wow.... you should print this out and laminate it, because that’s.... that’s something you don’t wanna forget you said. You should be proud.

  • @gornobaneca3296
    @gornobaneca3296 5 років тому +7

    5:36 we dont have much time, 15 minutes later:outro song hits

  • @anabolicbiker2777
    @anabolicbiker2777 5 років тому +6

    I love how dom always helps this make a wish child feel special(:

  • @cn-vm6wx
    @cn-vm6wx 5 років тому +10

    Love how Bradley is trying to hide his small Arms in one of Doms Shirts when he was in primary school

  • @playerxenon7082
    @playerxenon7082 5 років тому +5

    Brad: I’ve seen every single one of them.
    Don: Me neither dude!!!

  • @nat0rade
    @nat0rade 4 роки тому

    OH MY GOODNESS when he looks dead at the camera and says you gotta gram it or you died for nothing 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭Oh noooooo that was one of the funniest moments ive ever seen on his channel

  • @stockvillain
    @stockvillain 5 років тому +9

    Can confirm the importance of shotgunning beers for combat effectiveness.
    Source: 5 years of barracks life, USMC

  • @markfoglia7841
    @markfoglia7841 5 років тому +3

    Brad ghosting that girl may have been the best clip in bros vs history

  • @NurseHub-z2e
    @NurseHub-z2e 5 років тому +62

    Brad is fine they don’t draft children with terminal illnesses

  • @206JUICE
    @206JUICE 5 років тому

    I’m crying at 15:22 my dude said “that was a fucking blood bath” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I am crying

  • @Catobleppa
    @Catobleppa 5 років тому +13

    12:27 "use more legs next time" no mercy

  • @seanstephens8282
    @seanstephens8282 5 років тому +3

    Dom is hilarious and I’m glad he’s making consistent content again

  • @X_Lander
    @X_Lander 5 років тому +42

    Good thing I once did yoga so I can sit this war out, since I’m still recovering from that shit

    • @matteotrkulja9091
      @matteotrkulja9091 5 років тому +5

      Gotta wait for your testosterone to refill.

    • @bbcmotd
      @bbcmotd 5 років тому +1

      @@matteotrkulja9091 waiting for his balls to drop back

  • @floppa24
    @floppa24 5 років тому +5

    Funny thing is that treadmills actually started as torture device until they were abolished as such and sold as training devices.

  • @ohcustom1458
    @ohcustom1458 5 років тому +95

    My guy was so scared of Dom he pissed himself 7:50

    • @BROFLAMER
      @BROFLAMER 5 років тому

      RustyHarpoon • 17 years ago • Updated he’s secretly drafted that’s ehy

  • @joshlarson4278
    @joshlarson4278 5 років тому +2

    When Dom said "I actually can't go to war. I'm too powerful to go over there. It's against the Geneva Convention." I fell out lmao

  • @mrblondeheart9562
    @mrblondeheart9562 5 років тому +6

    “Watch me disappear” 🤣🤣

  • @michaelsain7103
    @michaelsain7103 5 років тому +2

    “Get me, get mostly me....perfect”
    *beat drops*

  • @k_hack9441
    @k_hack9441 5 років тому +6

    You know you’re getting old when you get an Elian Gonzalez joke in 2020

  • @Xonethug1
    @Xonethug1 4 роки тому +1

    Y’all gotta do more skits in public like the wine safari. Adds elements, makes it more organic, and just all around funnier with more energy to feed off of

  • @nfgames8322
    @nfgames8322 5 років тому +7

    Brad talking to that girl looked like a 6yr old boy asking a girl to hold hands for the first time

  • @Jayaldrich26
    @Jayaldrich26 5 років тому +1

    I legit laughed my ass off at the end when he did a burn out, completely re did the rules, and took the chick home. lmfao hahahahahaha

  • @justinmckellips6484
    @justinmckellips6484 5 років тому +13

    Super bummed when the camera died at 19:45

  • @adamilardi1853
    @adamilardi1853 3 роки тому

    More videos! BROs VS - Dom and Brad reunion!
    You can meet at a wedding, funeral, high school reunion ... wherever

  • @kayzuchoyt3320
    @kayzuchoyt3320 5 років тому +7

    “Young b greta” lmao

  • @iftikharhaider4252
    @iftikharhaider4252 5 років тому

    Please never stop uploading content on this channel cuz this content is GOLD!!

  • @emiliorubio1797
    @emiliorubio1797 5 років тому +3

    This bros Vs was really good, really creative, 10/10

  • @insolentish4529
    @insolentish4529 3 роки тому +1

    14:10 that moose knuckle for the boys

  • @abrahamandrade5849
    @abrahamandrade5849 5 років тому +30

    "Alien Gonzalez" lmfao!

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp Рік тому

    “I’m too powerful, it would be a war crime to send me there” 😂

  • @michaelfibich9504
    @michaelfibich9504 5 років тому +5

    Dom is a weapon of mass production 💪

  • @bcraiders11
    @bcraiders11 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the reverse hyper is used as a table.

  • @ClaimhSolaris
    @ClaimhSolaris 5 років тому +37

    I heard Brad's been assigned to the 31st Small Infantry Division.

    • @Reypstraptor4269
      @Reypstraptor4269 5 років тому +2

      He is so small the actually deployed him on top of drone so now the drone wheighs less and is able to fly faster thanks to Brads reverse gravitational pull.

  • @thrashcharlie
    @thrashcharlie 5 років тому +2

    "You gotta gaslight her, dude"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HoJoTheSneekyPuppy
    @HoJoTheSneekyPuppy 5 років тому +11

    “You’re not fighting for your country, you’re fighting for clout”

  • @joelwehrli8628
    @joelwehrli8628 5 років тому +1

    Best bros vs in years👌 Enjoyed it alot!

  • @antoniomay1182
    @antoniomay1182 5 років тому +33

    Dom with the win getting the girl! Who is she

  • @Gavin-vb6oq
    @Gavin-vb6oq 5 років тому +1

    It’s nice how dom is trying to keep his grandma in shape

  • @zschiffy1534
    @zschiffy1534 5 років тому +6

    "Oh the rules aren't fair? well that's war." lmao

  • @BROFLAMER
    @BROFLAMER 5 років тому

    Dom-
    Hide in the basement because you’re an actual threat to the war you’re doing more harm by being out there.
    Literally me 😂😂😂

  • @gankudog7105
    @gankudog7105 5 років тому +13

    "I'll hit you"

  • @theoyancey
    @theoyancey 5 років тому

    "if you're out here killing people, you gotta remember to pick up after yourself." lol that shits gold

  • @CURTIS04
    @CURTIS04 5 років тому +10

    We all need an person like Dom around just to talk a whole lot off $hit

  • @ryantejada
    @ryantejada 5 років тому +1

    so far my absolute favorite UA-cam video!!! Hella Funny!!

  • @Mdallamerican
    @Mdallamerican 5 років тому +16

    "Not like Space the club in Miami"

  • @13AaronT
    @13AaronT 5 років тому +1

    I wonder how they came up with the classic arm wrestle scenes 😂 live for them

  • @penguinmissile5063
    @penguinmissile5063 5 років тому +5

    funniest part of BROS VS is when they shake hands and armwreslte.

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 5 років тому

      Lol, fucking kills me man

  • @timothyalmeter
    @timothyalmeter 5 років тому

    This is my favorite Bros vs. video to date. Killed it!

  • @rickniu4153
    @rickniu4153 5 років тому +9

    19:22
    wow never thought i'd say this but Brad is hot

  • @scharengan6142
    @scharengan6142 5 років тому +2

    7:51
    Is he sweating that much or did he piss himself ? 😂😂

  • @nbarrett578
    @nbarrett578 5 років тому +3

    Updated definition of Plague: Bradley Martin’s arms.

  • @MRSEEKS16
    @MRSEEKS16 5 років тому +1

    The "Ghosting" part was GOLD! Hahaha!

  • @dah500
    @dah500 5 років тому +15

    “Message from our future prophet”
    *shows picture of future

  • @francisatienza232
    @francisatienza232 2 роки тому +1

    This video age like fine wine

  • @joseherrera-mu2fi
    @joseherrera-mu2fi 5 років тому +6

    14:11 camel foot print in the desert

  • @nicolaognibene6147
    @nicolaognibene6147 5 років тому +2

    14:24 Dom already knew where it was going☠️
    RIP brad

  • @nickdiaz6095
    @nickdiaz6095 5 років тому +5

    1:48 Pretty sure thats what Mike does in his real life on the daily lol. No Judgement

  • @FFIcePick
    @FFIcePick 5 років тому

    The fuckin handshake to wrestle always fuckn gets me🤣

  • @ironkot01
    @ironkot01 5 років тому +9

    "-what branch are you?
    -the ARMy *flexes biceps*"

  • @oneagleswings1707
    @oneagleswings1707 5 років тому +2

    “Call a Lyft. You don’t even lift”

  • @josuastangl7140
    @josuastangl7140 5 років тому +8

    Is this the best episode yet?
    This was pure gold lmfao

    • @RandomGuy-il8ec
      @RandomGuy-il8ec 5 років тому

      Josua Stangl Bros vs picking up girls at wine safari was hilarious as well, but this one’s up there😂

    • @josuastangl7140
      @josuastangl7140 5 років тому

      @@RandomGuy-il8ec yeah, Bros vs vegan was also a 10/10

    • @jaron_a_mo
      @jaron_a_mo 5 років тому

      @@josuastangl7140 Swolopoly was pretty damn creative

    • @josuastangl7140
      @josuastangl7140 5 років тому

      @@jaron_a_mo agree

  • @MechazardV2
    @MechazardV2 5 років тому

    "Don't forget to recycle..." *Throws can on pavement* Fucking howling😂😂