CHECKING OUT MY GOTH GIRLFRIEND PHONE

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • PART 1: DOUBLE DATE
    • DOUBLE DATE
    CHECKING OUT MY GOTH GIRLFRIEND PHONE is a short meme animation about a wojak couple who are trying to find any happiness in their lives.
    One day goth girlfriend forgets to take her phone with her. This enables the group to discover a little more about her personal information. Our protagonists, being concerned about any estrogen in their group, begins to instill uncertainty in the doomer's mind.
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  • @giovannicosti4672
    @giovannicosti4672 2 роки тому +24446

    I shit in the sink but nobody will know because there are so many comments

    • @sonroj4157
      @sonroj4157 2 роки тому +4122

      No, we see everything.

    • @MillenniaThinker
      @MillenniaThinker  2 роки тому +6947

      Are you sure about that?

    • @xale3658B
      @xale3658B 2 роки тому +1255

      too bad for you , i liked and commented, have fun going to the top comments

    • @tusharverma6154
      @tusharverma6154 2 роки тому +530

      @@MillenniaThinker pin this comment

    • @cameron3786
      @cameron3786 2 роки тому +132

      I know.

  • @Jack-bj2xi
    @Jack-bj2xi 2 роки тому +10967

    “Overuse just causes genital shrinkage”
    “That must suck”
    “I know”
    Pretty funny writing

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 2 роки тому +182

      @o will Spam detected. Reported.

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X 2 роки тому +20

      @@scootza1 reported

    • @skyeproductionsanimation3106
      @skyeproductionsanimation3106 2 роки тому +88

      @o will Finally, I've been waiting so long for complete garbage

    • @outofreach.8479
      @outofreach.8479 2 роки тому +3

      Damn thats fun

    • @Sativa989
      @Sativa989 2 роки тому +1

      @o will This the most random not the first time . People link these Hindu or w.e chants Sir wth are you on.

  • @W1zT3ch
    @W1zT3ch 2 роки тому +20102

    with friends like these, who needs enemies?

    • @jonscottiegrippin
      @jonscottiegrippin 2 роки тому +515

      Facts

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +1735

      These are the types of friends almost every young guy has during his younger days. You’re not supposed to grow with those types long term

    • @nakki889
      @nakki889 2 роки тому +378

      @@torachan23 What do you mean? It was so much more supporting to grow up with other losers and make our lives better than live in a constant envy/jealousy. Few years till 30 and we are all doing fine. Most of us are doing fine.

    • @beyonderaatrox1670
      @beyonderaatrox1670 2 роки тому +24

      @@torachan23 facts

    • @obamabinladin1134
      @obamabinladin1134 2 роки тому +445

      @@nakki889 if you're living in *constant* envy/jealous, you need to work on your mindset.
      Hanging out with people that think like that always be draining the energy from the room.

  • @daftrixlol
    @daftrixlol 2 роки тому +132

    7:35
    “Falls in love with the least attractive one in the group”. Excellent writing because we could clearly see that he is the most attractive by a margin because the others don’t even look human…

  • @Agellid01
    @Agellid01 2 роки тому +1037

    unironically better story telling than most modern shows

    • @jacob_massengale
      @jacob_massengale 9 днів тому

      Ikr ? It's so goods! A lot of his other stuff is too on the nose imo

  • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
    @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 2 роки тому +6251

    I swear, doomer shouldn't be around people like his "friends"

    • @freedomofspeech2867
      @freedomofspeech2867 2 роки тому +97

      Is it better if he has no one then?

    • @shock2042
      @shock2042 2 роки тому +437

      I mean, Julian is trying his best and it seems that in strange way, he really cares about dommer

    • @foosdontcry
      @foosdontcry 2 роки тому +213

      @@freedomofspeech2867 sometimes it is worth being an antisocial loner, tellin from experience

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 2 роки тому +359

      @@freedomofspeech2867 Having unsupportive friends who trick you and tell you that your girlfriend is cheating on you and casting doubt on your relationship can be worse than nothing.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 роки тому +13

      Sigh, istg he's better off alone

  • @matthewivy6857
    @matthewivy6857 2 роки тому +1912

    "The least attractive guy in the group"
    Weapons grade cope there bud

    • @dantemcmillan6337
      @dantemcmillan6337 2 роки тому +1

      I was like stop being delusional lmao the fat guy was more attractive then him

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk 2 роки тому +98

      Mc's facial structure's literally carved nicely

    • @NaturalNorth
      @NaturalNorth 2 роки тому +51

      @@baffled_hawk big arms and not overweight aswell

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh 2 роки тому +8

      LOL! Exactly! xD
      This comment needs more likes!

    • @averagezyzzenjoyer5630
      @averagezyzzenjoyer5630 2 роки тому +8

      He is number 2 after julian in my opinion .

  • @tripmann268
    @tripmann268 2 роки тому +9011

    The character development in these is getting better than most TV/ movies now ngl

  • @robertjokebr1480
    @robertjokebr1480 2 роки тому +195

    with such a friends like these, he really don't need enemies.

  • @Kati_Gory
    @Kati_Gory 2 роки тому +286

    really hope doomer gets the realization to cut ties from those “friends”

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 роки тому +23

      The fat guy is wholesome...

    • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
      @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 2 роки тому +14

      They need to remove zoomer - I hate that guy.
      About Nathan (incel), he needs some work for progress, but, it is difficult with that attitude. It's fine having caution, but, he's just too suspicious about her...

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 Рік тому +1

      @@fellipedasilva99 he is very wholesome

    • @FratoiuAlex
      @FratoiuAlex 12 днів тому

      ​@marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 what does Patrick represents

  • @Nechronyx
    @Nechronyx 2 роки тому +8172

    After watching DOUBLE DATE it can be inferred that the goth girl has a fetish for sick / weak guys. She even got upset when he told her he wasn’t sick in DOUBLE DATE. Also from the home screen of her phone, you can see a bruised and bandaged guy that has been fetishized. She also takes the extra effort to take care of the bf by peeling and taking out the seeds of the grape because she truly enjoys nursing him.

    • @EternalDead
      @EternalDead 2 роки тому +1390

      Wow this is dark. Really sounds like a possible theory though

    • @pogu3057
      @pogu3057 2 роки тому +718

      also look at her traits, she has strange scars and curiosity to the gore

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 2 роки тому +698

      She was only disappointed when the first two spots she touched didn’t hurt doomer

    • @RoboThot711
      @RoboThot711 2 роки тому +443

      Haha imagine being into that that's crazy [sweats nervously]

    • @shrimpo5084
      @shrimpo5084 2 роки тому +412

      As a goth girl who hang out with other goth people, this is 80% true from what I've seen

  • @bryanmanuel4945
    @bryanmanuel4945 2 роки тому +5470

    Too bad Chad wasn't there, but I guess he can't always be there to uplift Doomer. He's probably fighting the evil of the world as the final battle gets near. Though Doomer's chick is a bit suspicious

  • @Labyrinth6000
    @Labyrinth6000 2 роки тому +2844

    I swear, that big guy we keep seeing really wants us to hate him

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +67

      Why should we hate him?

    • @CoolGuyKimiR
      @CoolGuyKimiR 2 роки тому

      @o will nobody fucking cares

    • @blazefoster5845
      @blazefoster5845 2 роки тому +367

      @@torachan23 he’s jealous that he doesn’t have a gf so he bullies the MC for having one

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 роки тому +240

      Big guy is just brutally honest I like him.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 роки тому

      As much of an ass as the big guy is, he is right about the phone thing, if you wanna know if she is cheating on you all you have to do is look at the phone, the phone tells all, in fact, the phone 75% to 85% the reason why breakups happen on the women’s end because they get all the free validation to it.

  • @BenjiQ575
    @BenjiQ575 2 роки тому +1979

    "You tell me you're 29 and already balding?"
    he looks away uncomfortably
    "That's life."
    Fucking brutal. So true tho

    • @dardade3277
      @dardade3277 2 роки тому +17

      Man is a Walking Advertisement for Keeps(TM)

    • @almostontimehero5415
      @almostontimehero5415 2 роки тому +19

      Just find a style of low cut shave and work out. God made you bald but that doesn't mean you have to be fat.

    • @carstenown
      @carstenown 2 роки тому +71

      Balding since 20 here, shaved at 24 because it became too noticeable. Shit sucks

    • @chancevicary1805
      @chancevicary1805 2 роки тому +17

      I have very noticeable baldness at 22. Shit does suck lmao. But it's kind of the one thing that I got. Pretty confident about most other things. And there are always hats until I finally decide to shave it off

    • @JonggunPark1
      @JonggunPark1 2 роки тому +6

      I started balding since i was 15 😐

  • @Ice_barrage
    @Ice_barrage 2 роки тому +43

    I wonder how many friendships would be like that if everyone was completely honest like these guys

  • @ffraky001
    @ffraky001 2 роки тому +4344

    Despite being only text-to-speech, the dialogue in these videos are so realistic. Really awesome! 👍

    • @markshiman5690
      @markshiman5690 2 роки тому +144

      I feel like the text-to-speech adds to the charm.

    • @cyber_robot889
      @cyber_robot889 2 роки тому +34

      Better than Tarantino

    • @grungepants
      @grungepants 2 роки тому +30

      If you think this is realistic dialogue, you need to leave the house more.

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 2 роки тому +32

      @@grungepants the premise is realistic. Obviously people don’t talk in tts lol

    • @liarnn3767
      @liarnn3767 2 роки тому +15

      @@grungepants or maybe you should get to know people on a wider spectrum of society

  • @Rohan-dp7ep
    @Rohan-dp7ep 2 роки тому +9017

    This story can be viewed with two different angles.
    1.) She's really a nice average girl who's in love with anon regardless of his social status.
    2.) From his bruises you can say that she's abusive and he doesn't respond because he has finally got a girlfriend and don't wanna lose her and she's just pretending to be nice in front of his friends.

    • @gynepsses
      @gynepsses 2 роки тому +231

      oh wow

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +1379

      #2 is correct. At the end, the look she gives him is her saying “your friends wouldn’t believe you anyway if you told them” because she puts on a loving and caring act in front of them

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 2 роки тому +728

      I dunno. He would've been more afraid of messing with her phone if she was, wouldn't it?
      Still, an interesting take 🤔

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +502

      @@glidershower he was afraid, the buff guy peer pressured him into checking it.

    • @tradersendeavors
      @tradersendeavors 2 роки тому +134

      The group leader clearly has telepathic abilities, why doesn't he help Doomer then 😭

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  2 роки тому +1198

    What up with this bruised/sore" thing?

  • @ahriga0
    @ahriga0 2 роки тому +76

    I'm sure you're doing this on purpose but I'll still mention it just because it makes the scenes and the atmosphere so much more realistic and because you're doing a very good job implementing that feature: How they talk about random unrelated stuff inbetween the main topic of the conversation (like the small part about bones in KFC wings). It just makes them feel so real and lively

  • @godnyx117
    @godnyx117 2 роки тому +378

    While the girl looked really nice, calm and easy going in the first part, I was still a little bit suspicious about her. That's because of her "friend". In Greece we say "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are". I agree 100% with this! If your friends are trash, you are trash too and vice versa! Her pink haired her is worse than trash so in the end, while she looked nice, I still had a bad feeling about her.
    Now, it seems that I was right. First of all, having an "e-boy" type guy as a background image IS bad (the same goes for guys of course) and most guys would bother. That's enough to make her really suspicious. However, there is more! When the Doomer says that his friends are staring at them, she replays with a strong and confident voice, "I know". Other people have said that she's probably abusive but she acts kind when they are around. That scene can support this argument. She was fully aware that they are watching so she played so nice that she even let him spit out on her hand so her act seems more real.
    Another thing is that the Doomer has the same scar on the face as the "e-boy" in the background. That's F-UP!!! This may mean that she likes the "e-boy" but knows that there is no way she can get him so he tries to make Doomer look like the "e-boy" as much as possible (remember, looks are EVERYTHING!). Hence, she's not in love with the Doomer but with the idea of him been the "e-boy" she wants so much.
    Finally, the very final frames. When the Doomer says, "I'm sorry for them", he's look changing. His eye pupils get centered and it seems like he looks down. This means that he doesn't mean what he says. He's truly sorry for HIM and not for his friends as he knows that he's in an abusive relationship. I could not understand the meaning of him looking his hands and then closing he eyes but I think that his GF looked with him with pity. With the classic: "You know how things go. You know who rules". She seems to love that the Doomer is helpless. She wants to turn him into her dream "e-boy" and have him under control.
    To me, it seems that the Doomer is so depressed and how so low self-esteem that while he knows that this is not what he wants, he is to afraid to be alone. The girl seem nice and sweet at first but then she showed her true colors (remember how the friends mentioning them dating for 2 months). So he got attached and loved her very fast and now he can't leave her. Can't wait for the next part!!!

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 роки тому +32

      Bro it's a cartoon , it's not that serious and nobody's gonna read that entire essay lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +2

      E-boy?

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +87

      @@Trahzy I did because I read books.

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 роки тому +8

      @@GokuMcDuck I do too, but this isn't that deep lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 роки тому +58

      @@Trahzy It is deep as Evangelion.

  • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
    @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 роки тому +2423

    I always audibly laugh when Nathan appears on screen.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 2 роки тому +108

      As some actually named Nathan it hurts

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 2 роки тому +13

      @@chuduhdia996 Yeah bro take it easy

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 роки тому +68

      @@chuduhdia996 I'm just laughing at the fictional character because he's such a heavy stereotype no ill will towards you man lol.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 2 роки тому +26

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 lol no worries man! I look and act nothing like him I’m just joking, there’s a character in South Park named Nathan and hes annoying as well, it just seems like a comedy trope for the name itself. No harm done fellow anons

    • @LCKnecht
      @LCKnecht 2 роки тому +22

      He's one of the best characters in this whole series.

  • @AImpatientMan
    @AImpatientMan 2 роки тому +1953

    Taking the phone of your friends girlfriend after she rejects you, snoops on it to try to find out why she rejected you/break them up and shows everyone else while your friend is crippled and can't do anything to stop you. Zoomer is the embodiment of a sociopath.
    I mean, they are all terrible friends but he tops it.

    • @grant9589
      @grant9589 2 роки тому +40

      I actually had a guy friend that did something incredibly similar to me.

    • @paris283
      @paris283 2 роки тому +7

      Facts Wtf

    • @Element_Doom
      @Element_Doom 2 роки тому +17

      Well, he got him hooked up with the girl in the first place, if it wasn't for him Doomer would have stayed forever alone.

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz 2 роки тому +10

      @@Element_Doom the girl is also very suspicious

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 2 роки тому +1

      Although he definitely hasn’t been in any major relationship, if a person is pushed toward one way you’d understand why you’d be thinking like that. It’s kinds sad, but some people are taught that through life experiences.

  • @Richard-River
    @Richard-River 2 роки тому +778

    "I'm sorry for them"
    *Looks at us*
    Damn, that detail. Good job.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn 2 роки тому +10

      I think you're trying too hard to find something mindblowing

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River 2 роки тому +3

      @@David-mf3bn I was what? LMFAO. It was just a cool detail.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn 2 роки тому +2

      @@Richard-River they were looking at his "friends"

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River 2 роки тому +1

      @@David-mf3bn I was looking at it with a different angle.

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 2 роки тому +1

      Ohhhhhh perhaps. Thats a good lesson to take regardless.

  • @BLUESLYF0X
    @BLUESLYF0X 2 роки тому +59

    Honestly so far Doomer seems like he's found a nice girl, I genuinely hope it works out for him. Sadly though it looks like his "friends" might try to sabotage him out of jealously instead of just trying to find someone nice of their own.

    • @BLUESLYF0X
      @BLUESLYF0X 2 роки тому +5

      @Kleangeezy I mean it's a possibility I won't deny that bro. She definitely does potentially have that as a fetish but I see nothing wrong with that.
      I think it's going to be so 4d chess type stuff where his "friends" were the actual people to pay someone to jump him just so they could frame her for it and make her look mentally unstable and abusive so Doomer will freak panic and ruin advancing any future relationship with the cute goth girl. After all misery loves company, and especially in the mind of someone like his incel friend. What greater misery is there than being single?

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 роки тому +1

      The fat guy is wholesome...

  • @georgepantzikis7988
    @georgepantzikis7988 2 роки тому +28

    This has a very surreal feel. Being trapped in bed while cruel figures mock and deride you from above. The dialogue is good too, a lot of the memey stuff that just highlights the character-type of each person actually does a surprisingly good job at fleshing out the dynamic. Have you considered writing a larger work? A lot of the themes present here seem to recur in your other stuff.

  • @StamLeader
    @StamLeader 2 роки тому +761

    7:36 "A girl comes out of nowhere, falls in love with the least attractive guy from the group" I'm pretty sure we can all agree he is the 2nd most attractive out of all of the dudes no homo

  • @glidershower
    @glidershower 2 роки тому +1322

    _"Envy is the most ungrateful sentiment you can harbor"_
    I don't think doomer was wrong for peeking at her phone, but it was awful shitty of his "friends" to do so as well, crap on his ego and stare around. _Specially when he's bedridden and weak._

    • @allenkeettikkal3149
      @allenkeettikkal3149 2 роки тому +64

      This is one of those weird situations where no one was in the right. I mean I don’t blame Doomer for being a bit suspicious but the way those friends took advantage of the situation is pretty shitty.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 роки тому +32

      Lets be honest, the only reason we dont want to look at our partner's phone cos we dont want to see anything we dont want

    • @ari3903
      @ari3903 2 роки тому +41

      @@kiljaeden5405 I don't date, roleplay or anything, but I'd be uncomfortable as fuck if my gf saw my discord dms. I assume the same for her. Inequality of information on each other is not great for a relationship, and the best way to get to that point is by stalking phones.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 роки тому +16

      @@ari3903 Yes, cos you'd see the guys chatting with her and her flirting back

    • @George_Sarabia_Jr.
      @George_Sarabia_Jr. 2 роки тому +9

      @@ari3903 Me and my partner both have Discord, both enjoy Sonic, and even grew up with similar conditions. It’s all about trust and acceptance.

  • @Hrimstal
    @Hrimstal 2 роки тому +483

    I love all these characters and their banter between each other. I hope we continue to see more of this group.

    • @Pewlander
      @Pewlander 2 роки тому +4

      Me too.

    • @AlexA-lj2ku
      @AlexA-lj2ku 2 роки тому

      What is everyone’s name in the group

  • @soulofexistence
    @soulofexistence 2 роки тому +91

    I never expect these to be so amazingly written since they are "just memes" and they always end up surprising me

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 2 роки тому +68

    "Well at least we know he doesn't swallow"
    Get this man a movie

    • @dragontailss9026
      @dragontailss9026 4 місяці тому

      what? its just a line whats so special about that

  • @Kenshi428
    @Kenshi428 2 роки тому +1328

    Notice how every one of them is coping with a miserable life
    The difference is,every one of them have his own coping method
    Unlike the doomer who's so true to himself, that's why he found someone that actually loves him

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 2 роки тому +238

      @Eye of Saturn who hurt you buddy?

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 2 роки тому +63

      @@Kenshi428 women, now ill retaliate

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 2 роки тому +1

      @@supergobgoblin424 no you won't? What you're saying doesn't make sense
      How many women have you dated in your life?
      Have you considered thinking about whether it was you the problem or not?
      Have you considered thinking whether the women you've dated were mentally healthy or not?
      Being an inc*l wouldn't help you,it will make you end up even more lonely
      Work on your physique,work on your mindset,work on your communication skills,work on your personality and last but not least
      Choose a high quality people in your life, people who are worth your time, people who are mentally healthy, people who actually likes you not some one timers that will make you end up more lonely
      Peace

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 роки тому +35

      @@supergobgoblin424 Based

    • @Sohelanthropus
      @Sohelanthropus 2 роки тому +75

      That girl doesn't love him, she's just playing with him

  • @jewishmemesquad8885
    @jewishmemesquad8885 2 роки тому +165

    Let’s be real, we’ve all had “friends” like these

    • @hondolaalexandru6548
      @hondolaalexandru6548 2 роки тому +13

      Nah. Too scared of them. Let them live their lives and got new friends imediatly.

    • @maducrutz9384
      @maducrutz9384 2 роки тому +11

      neh my ass only kept a solid grp of 3-4 good blokes through out my life

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 2 роки тому +14

      Frenemies. The “friends” that get to know you and take great pleasure in dragging you down with snarky comments and belittling you. Get rid of em they are terrible people.

    • @24week61
      @24week61 2 роки тому +2

      Yea, those "friends" fucked me up for years

    • @thefvguy5648
      @thefvguy5648 2 роки тому +1

      Not me, thank god.

  • @thadloyalist5701
    @thadloyalist5701 2 роки тому +438

    See bros? That girl wasn't a femboy all along and y'all didn't believe me

    • @estebanreyes3785
      @estebanreyes3785 2 роки тому +22

      It was the same for the nuke stuff

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 2 роки тому +4

      ....so she gonna turn out to be a he?!

    • @Sandoo-M
      @Sandoo-M 2 роки тому +1

      @@-Siculus-Hort- no, it'd be a they

    • @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923
      @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923 2 роки тому +4

      There're no explanations for his bruises , the end is really weird .... maybe the comment of rohan is right

    • @ShadowPersona0
      @ShadowPersona0 2 роки тому +9

      @@-Siculus-Hort- Knowing the millennia thinker. There's going to be a plot twist.

  • @Mukurokuro
    @Mukurokuro 2 роки тому +8

    Watching your videos give me an overwhelming surreal sense of dread but it's truly an experience that I always want to know more about. I'm 23 and I have a lot of problems. Avoident and Borderline personality disorder, bipolar, severe depression and more. I manage to somewhat live a life despite my illnesses but the vast majority of people I meet aren't real to me. They smile, laugh, act like my friend when in reality I'm just being used and will be tossed in the trash as soon as I'm no longer of use. I'm already a burden with the problems I have. Guys and girls are both the same but it hurts a lot more when a girl brings me down to prop herself up because at least with guys I actually do have a few friends that are like brothers who will stand up for me. I like to keep my romantic life private though so I don't have the boys to support me. I have the worst habit of finding girls that are in a bad space mentally and feeling their pain I reach out just wanting to help. I've never advanced on them before because I'm terrified of rejection. I just don't mind being there to listen to people and maybe offer advice if I have anything good to say. The relationship always crosses the line though and after a long while I let my guard down and feel like it's okay for me to be in love and to be happy but as soon as she leaves her bad head space I immediately get tossed aside and left alone again. During the relationship or after they meet another guy who makes more money, is more attractive, and just simply better than me in every way possible. The girl gets a great job and she overcomes her issues and I feel great knowing that I was so useful but after they better themselves they move on and I'm still the same old me then I realize that my emotional needs were never even a thought to them to begin with. It's been 8 relationships so far where I feel I've done something good but was left more miserable than before.
    I hope doomers gf is actually just a good loving person with no ulterior motives. His character would definitely be the type to hold in all the pain and bear it all alone in silence and if someone were to ask about his feelings, a simple little lie would be told to push that person away because it feels so shameful to be tricked and used. "I'm okay, it's fine"
    I hope no one reads this, I just lost my 4th job and got my 12th interview rejection. All wrongful terminations or just fake interviews to meet corporate diversity quota. This time a company simply marked positive on illegal drugs in my system to then blackmail me to retake the test for $150. I was fired immediately despite the drug company's data having a false positive of rate of 42%.... I just needed to vent. Just anywhere, I love my friends and know they would support and understand me but being such a failure I can't help but feel horrible guilt by troubling my loved ones with how I just lose at everything. Every single time. Godspeed to all of you and even the oddly realistic sounding characters in this series. With this flow of constant negative vibes all attacking me, I pray that at the very least the good vibes and pleasant parts of life fall upon others.

  • @ArikaStack
    @ArikaStack 2 роки тому +287

    please, Thinker, please do not make her be a bad person. Doomer has already been through so much. Please just let them retire from this without any upsets or twists. There has to be hope. There has to be. She is literally taking the role of Chad in these episodes and I think she is doing Chad proud. Please, do not make her do anything stupid. Please.

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 2 роки тому +651

    Shoutout to the consoomer for being fairly wise amongst the group. As a consoomer, we are braindead when it comes to self control around food but besides that, you'd be surprised the social shit we know, mainly cause we can get in social groups somehow and do a lot of observing because we need to conserve air until the next bite.
    Okay what the fuck am I talking about

    • @user-mf6qn7sz6x
      @user-mf6qn7sz6x 2 роки тому +71

      no no,keep talking like you have a bucket of chicken wings

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 роки тому +27

      You're labeling yourself based off of internet cartoons that you take too seriously , is what it seems you're talking about.

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 2 роки тому +4

      @Eye of Saturn this is making me laugh for no good reason

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 2 роки тому +3

      Bro go hit the gym or something

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz 2 роки тому +4

      @@jokerpilled2535 no, keep *CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING*

  • @anaseregor4083
    @anaseregor4083 2 роки тому +351

    I really hope that she doesn't abuse him how i've read from the comments cuz i wanted to say that she's so sweet and i'm so happy for him...

    • @k.a1z597
      @k.a1z597 2 роки тому +44

      I mean just look at the screen of her phone..

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 2 роки тому +35

      @@k.a1z597 and all the comments about how she liked guys that are sick/bruised

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 2 роки тому +7

      I have a feeling, that she may be a man, not an abuser...

    • @user-uy4km3rl7q
      @user-uy4km3rl7q 2 роки тому +19

      His girlfriend is either the femboy from The Day You Met a Discord Mod video or she has a sick fetish and poisoned his food making him feel bad at the end

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-uy4km3rl7q Ляяя, точно. Совсем про яндере-тянок забыл что-то.

  • @JoeMama-vv6vh
    @JoeMama-vv6vh 2 роки тому +264

    Your content is literally the one thing I look forward to every week! :)

  • @rougeronin5244
    @rougeronin5244 Рік тому +162

    I always felt bad for doomer, so seeing him with someone that truly cares about him is so refreshing.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому +4

      true lol

    • @AndrewGameplaysBR404
      @AndrewGameplaysBR404 8 місяців тому

      Who is who here?

    • @chunchunmaru777
      @chunchunmaru777 8 місяців тому

      @@AndrewGameplaysBR404 Doomer is the one with his girlfriend

    • @jackthecat6031
      @jackthecat6031 3 місяці тому

      I know, right? It's pretty damn sad to see him all alone and upset all the time. Good for him for finding a companion. :)

  • @apoptose1558
    @apoptose1558 2 роки тому +18

    3:56 "Genetics"
    idk why but it made me laugh the most, it's exactly what you would expect a guy like Nathan to say

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 роки тому +3

      Well if your grandpa was tall or someone in your family was already tall the genetics do pass on I'm not an expert damn it one of you weirdos would know.

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley 2 роки тому +643

    Shes either a good girl trapped in the skin of a fatherless girl, or shes really a fatherless girl in the skin of a nice girl wearing the fatherless girl skin

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 роки тому +167

      If you calling her “fatherless” for being goth, I think you’ve misunderstood the video’s message about stereotypes

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 2 роки тому

      Being Goth = Fatherless?
      Bitchless Mindset

    • @glaith168
      @glaith168 2 роки тому +13

      How is she look fatherless

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter 2 роки тому +43

      @@glaith168 She has a nose ring. If she would respect her father she wouldn’t have one because surely he would be against that.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 роки тому +69

      @@1SGCarter Fathers are wussies now

  • @blazefoster5845
    @blazefoster5845 2 роки тому +127

    These are the worst “friends” ever

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 2 роки тому +45

      they are the average friends of today, only kept around because theres no real way to make more in adult life exept being an alcoholic or playing sports.

    • @Gutbomber
      @Gutbomber 2 роки тому +5

      @@flyingrat492 they remind me of my friends irl

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 2 роки тому +20

      I used to hang out with guys like this, they'd cope and seethe about everything and bully me for not being a depressed druggie. Really makes you think.

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 2 роки тому +5

      @@Gutbomber zoomer reminds me of myself unfortunately, hopefully I’ll be a bit better to the people around me in the future

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 2 роки тому

      These guys are like mine lmao

  • @lcph1105
    @lcph1105 2 роки тому +56

    7:10 "Do they really have bones in KFC" LMAO

  • @dannyboythelastman1944
    @dannyboythelastman1944 2 роки тому +13

    I love how all of these meme characters have personality, I would see a whole full movie with these guys

  • @xman40100
    @xman40100 2 роки тому +48

    Doomer's girl has a thing for sick people. From the double date video:
    " You look sick. Are you anemic?"
    "No, I'm not"
    "Shame, but you still look"

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 2 роки тому +1

      Oh shit...........
      Well.......... Beggars can't be choosers, can they?

    • @kenseisato1989
      @kenseisato1989 2 роки тому +3

      "Shame but you still look Good"
      It's called a back handed compliment/shit test.
      She was communicating to him in girl language that hes into him the whole time.

  • @Mr.Was-geht-Sie-das-an99
    @Mr.Was-geht-Sie-das-an99 2 роки тому +75

    "What am I supposed to do? Stand here and watch her peeling off bananas for him?"
    Chadest thing Zoomer ever said

  • @notabizarreguy7932
    @notabizarreguy7932 2 роки тому +258

    Tbh, I love the adventure of this guy and his friends instead of the inspirational videos.
    The inspirational videos is marvelous, but their adventures is far more chill and enjoyable for me

    • @cqodda
      @cqodda 2 роки тому +5

      The inspirational videos are like: You are doing this wrong! Here is what you should do.
      Vs.: Here is what this person is doing wrong, and how he improves.
      The inspirational videos put the blame on us, and yeah its true, but also intimidates us.
      these kinds of videos don't directly put the blame on us, it shows us an example and lets us choose whether its bad or not and if we learn anything from it.
      TLDR: These kinds of videos don't directly attack our egos.

  • @xavolzm
    @xavolzm 2 роки тому +48

    "Sweat like an edgy atheist in front of a priest" lmao

  • @whatdadogdoin7531
    @whatdadogdoin7531 2 роки тому +13

    I really hate it when other people interfere in a relationship. It just reveals the type of person they are anyone who does it.

  • @Mannoroth008
    @Mannoroth008 Рік тому +2

    This video reminds me of my relationship. I was with a girl who had her own family problems. She was locked up at home by her parents, rarely allowed to go out except for religious events (her parents were in some small Christian community). When we started dating, I was about 19 and she was 17, I was trying to influence her parents so she could leave the house more often instead of constantly taking care of, or rather raising, her little sister.
    After a while, I began to notice that she was mutilating herself. I tried to talk to her and she agreed to go to a psychologist and first tell her parents about it which her father was not happy about. So far it sounds like a story of a beautiful relationship, love and mutual help. The psychologist diagnosed her with a depressive state - it means that it was depression caused by external factors. A lot has changed after that. At first, I was glad that therapy helped her understand the background of her illness. But then I heard more and more sentences like: "You have to understand that I'm sick", "You have to respect this and that", "Because people with depression have this...". I - a calm, composed man, then began to get frustrated and spill it into excessive protectiveness, and years later into frequent sex, although it was not always needed. He was looking for an outlet for emotions, because I was starting to feel more and more blackmailed in the relationship, feeling that it was out of pity. Although, like the doomer, I didn't want to give it up, because I appreciated that I had someone, even if they hurt me and I hurt her. You could go on like this, and maybe even be happy with it. However, at some point, during some insignificant argument, I thought about everything and decided that I wanted to end it. It wasn't about me, but it was going to be stagnant and it was time to free her from the cage her family had built and then me. Even if it was convenient. At the same time, when I broke up with her, I pretended to be someone rude. After a few years I wrote to her and I think she's happy, she's definitely free person. If a relationship is only meant to last for the sake of pity, time, or pain and help with that pain, it's better not to last at all. Then it's better to tackle the problem yourself.

  • @TheJHZHZ
    @TheJHZHZ 2 роки тому +83

    We need those character sheets of every member of the gang, I bet chad has 9 on every skill.

    • @chelloveckbratty3982
      @chelloveckbratty3982 2 роки тому +9

      He has 11, someone should combine all the character sheets somewhere

  • @ryanedwards805
    @ryanedwards805 2 роки тому +466

    The buffed Zoomer is the greatest character ever

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @phendranaa
      @phendranaa 2 роки тому +1

      Noo he is not a zoomer haha

    • @ari3903
      @ari3903 2 роки тому +15

      even with steroids, his build is impressive as fuck.

    • @styluspixelsproduction513
      @styluspixelsproduction513 2 роки тому +1

      @@ari3903 natural steroids, like milk

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 2 роки тому

      @@ari3903 dude, you won't like it when steroids start to hurt you.
      you want to scream your entire throat out.

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  2 роки тому +30

    Is my game weak?

  • @douglasmacarthur3084
    @douglasmacarthur3084 2 роки тому +4

    She's no goth. She didn't sack Rome

  • @shentin0659
    @shentin0659 2 роки тому +2

    I just love how there are 3 portions of vodka in the background
    Your work is incredible! Never stop!

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 2 роки тому +589

    The sad part about this is that men live this reality, WILLINGLY, everyday. And it’s become so normal that it’s not even considered crazy.
    And most women won’t even consider the goth girl wrong; they would say the guy is wrong for going through her phone, yet reverse the genders and will have a completely different judgment.
    Take care of yourself guys.

    • @AccountNum1
      @AccountNum1 2 роки тому +13

      im not able to take care of myself but take good care of yourself aswell

    • @enlightenedera2816
      @enlightenedera2816 2 роки тому +52

      Bro this video got uploaded one minute ago you didn’t even finish the video

    • @martinpanov5871
      @martinpanov5871 2 роки тому

      They won't. It's what they deserve and they know it.

    • @Arlong1776
      @Arlong1776 2 роки тому +14

      what was on the phone thats a problem??????

    • @hapchu8200
      @hapchu8200 2 роки тому +72

      It's not cool going through anyone's phone what you on bro 💀

  • @LatexGod
    @LatexGod 2 роки тому +115

    I love how his "friends" are stereotypical Blue Pill (fatty), Red Pill (buffy), and Black pill (Baldy)
    Also, going through someone else's phone pisses me off fam. Even when my mom does it to my dad's when he isn't around.

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 2 роки тому

      Your mom is a 304, no offense just truth

    • @reinerackerman8681
      @reinerackerman8681 2 роки тому +3

      my mom does the same thing too

    • @markcoleman7246
      @markcoleman7246 2 роки тому +3

      You should tell her to let your Dad go through hers to be equal! 😉

    • @tavirosu25
      @tavirosu25 2 роки тому +9

      Plot twist: they are not real, they are all in doomer's mind as he can't agree what he is: blue, red or Black pilled.

    • @MrDay-sd8ns
      @MrDay-sd8ns 2 роки тому +1

      @@tavirosu25 doomer better take his meds

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 2 роки тому +70

    These used to be externally relatable and had lessons in them. Now they’re so overly specific I don’t get anything out of them anymore tbh. Like. Are you trying to start wojak lore or something?

    • @DistrictWitch
      @DistrictWitch 2 роки тому +24

      lol they've been evolving in and out of various narratives for ages - remember the coom-lord episodes? Nothing wrong with a spot of n a r r a t i v e

    • @ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeee
      @ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeee 2 роки тому +2

      I actually prefer it much much more. The older versions were depicting modern people via the oversimplistic archetypes of meme characters for UA-cam views and attention, with somewhat strawman characters who seemed to be 2 dimensional depictions of real types of people but using wojaks who were in their original memes inception, were supposed to be taken as purely as a exaggerated meme of real things, to be used as if they were actually based in genuine reality and that it is somehow a deep message on modern society (which it can be to varying extents). And to be fair he does do it still in his newer videos but often more so as a deconstruction of said archetypes and expresses more stories that seem genuine rather than simplistic memes with no depth to point the finger at as apparently some unironic depiction of whatever the creator dislikes, at least from how I view it anyway.

  • @lcsaw21
    @lcsaw21 2 роки тому +2

    6:29 the forest incident

  • @Kilgreys
    @Kilgreys 2 роки тому +9

    I like how guys of various ages are hanging out living a life together despite of everything.

  • @wilcisco1159
    @wilcisco1159 2 роки тому +21

    4:08 absolutely right. Agreed

  • @fulgenzio89
    @fulgenzio89 2 роки тому +67

    When I was 14 I went for a study trip to England and there was a Polish goth girl who liked me. I screwed everything up because I was stupid and cringe, but considering the nationality of the author of the video this could have been her

    • @Autz64
      @Autz64 2 роки тому +12

      Many such cases

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x 2 роки тому +20

    "If you've been simping all night you will have to leave our team". loooooll

  • @GuitarReaper
    @GuitarReaper Рік тому +6

    How the hell do you make these conversations so accurate? Impressive

  • @RedRockin2000
    @RedRockin2000 2 роки тому +4

    6:45 my favorite dialogue

  • @LuffyTheLabrador
    @LuffyTheLabrador 2 роки тому +57

    23 years old, had only one gothic girlfriend, has weak ass calf's. Dam I can't believe I'm a Doomer, and now I wish I was dead...

    • @updog9567
      @updog9567 2 роки тому

      Death is a bad thing, dont wish for death

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 роки тому +26

      23 years old, no goth girlfriend, and nice calves. The duality of man

    • @caramelllllllll
      @caramelllllllll 2 роки тому +6

      @@thisismywill 16 years old, no gothic girlfriend, and weak calves. how i wish i had either or even both

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 роки тому +13

      @@caramelllllllll Don't worry about it. I was an incompetent loser at 16 and weighed in at 135. Give it a few years and you'll be swimming in a sea of goth

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 роки тому +5

      Haha I have no original personality besides labeling myself from internet cartoon memes, I'm such a doomer woomer soomer foomer , my life is horrible.

  • @_Peperek
    @_Peperek 2 роки тому +25

    i have four children in gas form in my attic

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 роки тому +2

      What sort of acid did you use?
      Or just a plain old fire technique?

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 роки тому

      @Marihappy Y The classic

    • @_Peperek
      @_Peperek 2 роки тому

      @@TRPilot06YT nah i heated them up to temperatures hard to imagine

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 роки тому

      @@_Peperek Ah i see, i dislike the excessive amounts of heating it causes to the place, but it still works

    • @MICEBALLSGAMING
      @MICEBALLSGAMING 2 роки тому

      amazing

  • @CGF41492
    @CGF41492 2 роки тому +10

    For those who want the prequel of this story look for Millennial Thinker video title "DOUBLE DATE" that is where he met the goth girl.

  • @tell_em_tell
    @tell_em_tell 2 роки тому +291

    That girl is suspicious. She's probably abusive, has a fetish for bruises and sores like some people said, or we're just overthinking it.
    Otherwise, the story is getting more interesting. I wonder if the series would still continue.

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 2 роки тому +16

      She is a cop

    • @deepthought3048
      @deepthought3048 2 роки тому +32

      @[GD] Annoe In the double date episode she says something like "are you sick? " 2 times.

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 2 роки тому +22

      That photo on her phone with a guy with bruises is weird and the fact that they got jumped and the Doomer was the one who ended up in bed is kind of suspicious.
      Maybe Nathan is right and she is a spy. {Speaking of which, we still don't know what Nathan did with that girl he kidnapped.}

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 2 роки тому +8

      @@mrtyrant1680 Or she's a sadist

    • @llovebeats3749
      @llovebeats3749 2 роки тому +3

      It's an edgy and severely pessimistic theory. But it would be a cool twist if it turned out she actually is abusive. Not very realistic but still could be something.

  • @grammarnazi3272
    @grammarnazi3272 2 роки тому +1

    I love the fact that MillenniaThinker put an ad just before "Let me kiss that". Lmfao

  • @franciscopavon948
    @franciscopavon948 2 роки тому +18

    Bro her stats is just like a support member, we only need one that heal and a tank and we are prepared to war

    • @k4m4k4s1
      @k4m4k4s1 2 роки тому

      I think they already have Chad and Zoomer as tanks

  • @natelofimusic
    @natelofimusic 2 роки тому +38

    I dont know if this is a good or bad so far. But I would have dump those friends immediatly. Not even just because they keep trashing his gf, but because they keep trashing him when he is doing better. When he gets a gf and seems a bit better, they are quick to give him shit and try to notch him back down. And the fat guy is quick to imply that he is going to try and hit on and probably harrass the girl. But maybe there is more to this. Overall, loving the story and the messages.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 роки тому +3

      If you wanna understand the whole situation you need to understand why they’re called so concerned about the phone, though I do thing zoomed is be a …

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 2 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah?
      and what when she gets mad at him and wants to break up?
      what then?

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 роки тому +10

      @@makutas-v261 have you ever had a girlfriend before?🤔

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 роки тому

      Yeah stay with the girl who beats your ass and ditch your friends. You my friend either have some serious psychological issues or are into that

    • @natelofimusic
      @natelofimusic 2 роки тому

      @@freedomdude5420 ahhhhh wait I kinda get it. And it's really shitty. They want to see if she is prone to cheating, because if she is, they r gonna try and smash her.

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ 2 роки тому +219

    As long as she's goth, clean, of age, unrelated, cisgendered female and alive as long as you're not a sicko you're good to go

    • @deibu__
      @deibu__ 2 роки тому +1

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes commenting to talk shit coming in nicely toobz

    • @dballin2836
      @dballin2836 2 роки тому +1

      Huh

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 роки тому +6

      "Goth"

    • @16bitjack16
      @16bitjack16 2 роки тому +6

      TWU toobz

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 2 роки тому

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes give me virgin waifu please.

  • @mercyizekor2768
    @mercyizekor2768 2 роки тому +8

    "relationship are built on Trust"
    "Nice one,who told you that your mom?"
    "Maybe"
    Had me laughing

  • @spikespiegel3197
    @spikespiegel3197 2 роки тому +7

    7:18 "Natural Steroids"
    The Hell is a Natural Steroids ?

  • @astyanax905
    @astyanax905 2 роки тому +30

    Julian is hilarious.
    How can I be the youngest here, I'm the tallest!

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 2 роки тому +1

      That was funny, how old zoomer is supposed to be tho?

    • @Hdkags90990
      @Hdkags90990 2 роки тому +5

      @@mateomoreno331 Probably 19-21

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hdkags90990 most likely yeah

  • @antep3667
    @antep3667 2 роки тому +133

    next episode doomer gets married to boomer, and later discovers he is his dad

  • @interests3279
    @interests3279 2 роки тому +12

    That side turn around by Zoomer at 2:43 has excellent animation.

  • @drakerolle7358
    @drakerolle7358 2 роки тому +7

    1:54 These goons😂

  • @tactful6908
    @tactful6908 2 роки тому +1

    UA-cam rabbit hole at 3am never disappoints

  • @user-vf6ge4mp9p
    @user-vf6ge4mp9p 2 роки тому +17

    ...oh no. Will something screwed up happen about Goth Girlfriend's "kinks" or Doomer's bruise?
    Welp, that's life, I guess.
    also, tnx for finally telling protags' age. Idk why I need this info, but still.

  • @nousername6810
    @nousername6810 2 роки тому +43

    Zoomer should get together with a boomer for money for some easy lore

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 2 роки тому +10

    6:32 "Forrest incident"? Did i miss something?

    • @icedsigmatea8672
      @icedsigmatea8672 2 роки тому

      It will connect with other videos somehow.

    • @MagnaGuy
      @MagnaGuy 2 роки тому

      I believe he said "forced incident" from meeting each other on the double date

    • @jamesdyball7316
      @jamesdyball7316 2 роки тому

      @@MagnaGuy if you check the subtitles (not the ones set by UA-cam) it says forest

  • @innocuous2599
    @innocuous2599 2 роки тому +3

    The regular conversations had here are made of pure gold. This is big quality

  • @MinorLife10
    @MinorLife10 2 роки тому +4

    1:13 Everybody gangsta until Millrnia Thinker teaches them to hack graphic keys

  • @UnbiddenZed
    @UnbiddenZed 2 роки тому +40

    8:20
    doomer blinked 3 times just to be absolutely certain this is reality and not a dream right?

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому +10

      He was most likely poisoned by her and realized it too late. Everything is remarking on that. Zoomer looks at the phone wallpapers with injured, bandaged gothic anime boy and realizes why she chose doomer over him (at the first glance doomer looks like he is having amnesia and sleep problems, whilst zoomer looks fine and healthy), She was the one who brought the grapes to him, which could back up the theory of poisoning. Consoomer is relieved that doomer is not swallowing grapes fully(It was probably immunity's message not to eat). In the last frames of this video her stats reveal that she loves gore and has scars on her hands. She was upset when doomer said he wasnt sick in "double date" video and was disappointed when it didnt hurt while she was pressing on injured spots. Man, just let doomer have his moment of life instead of eternal suffering...

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому +2

      Wtf did I just wrote an essay about 2d cartoon

    • @UnbiddenZed
      @UnbiddenZed 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-xe3ng6sj9o damn, that actually makes a lot of sense, and here i thought doomer actually landed himself a caring gf 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ryanreeroyryder8482
      @ryanreeroyryder8482 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-xe3ng6sj9o I read it all and enjoyed it it was very smart

  • @yeshuayoon
    @yeshuayoon 2 роки тому +50

    She’s suspicious and might lead to Wojack heartbreak. That is assuming that it is a “she”, looks trans or Femboy. His friends aren’t that good either.

    • @dannydove3594
      @dannydove3594 2 роки тому +5

      Could be worst than that lol but his friends aren't great either

    • @tigerwest4748
      @tigerwest4748 2 роки тому

      I had one emo gf like that.
      Her face looked so masculine on photos.
      But she had big boobs and a pussy. So not trans or femboy.

    • @scavhub5006
      @scavhub5006 2 роки тому

      Discovering your girl to be a guy would be a nightmare

  • @antoine.fontanille9948
    @antoine.fontanille9948 2 роки тому +19

    "natural steroïd" lmao

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 2 роки тому +1

      Michael O' Tren when he comes out of his steroid use

  • @lazygamer5906
    @lazygamer5906 11 місяців тому +1

    I got an ad for a blocker to certain websites while watching this, it doesnt really matter but Id like for at least one person to know other than me

  • @paolohill6414
    @paolohill6414 Рік тому +1

    Still waiting to find out exactly what happened in the woods that night.

  • @MarekParek68
    @MarekParek68 2 роки тому +5

    4:57 "i would prefer if there was a significant disprpotion between me and my wingman" lol

  • @lucaslima-xy5cj
    @lucaslima-xy5cj 2 роки тому +10

    Need a happy ending with for doomer hes the only semi-normal person in this whole thing

  • @sketos_d
    @sketos_d 2 роки тому +8

    3:10 I'm 20 and already balding....

  • @joaopeixoto6224
    @joaopeixoto6224 2 роки тому +2

    Man the foreshadowing in this is like aot

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 2 роки тому +1

    LOOOOL
    Great quality as usual bro
    LOVE YOUR WORK

  • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
    @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 2 роки тому +5

    That side conversation about their ages was gold.

  • @digitallovers6804
    @digitallovers6804 2 роки тому +37

    relationships are supposed to be build on trust...

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +8

      Then you should trust your BF to be able to go through your phone then

    • @JuanFlores-gs7uu
      @JuanFlores-gs7uu 2 роки тому +5

      @@torachan23 that's fine, but make sure it's cool the other way around as well

    • @garymac5571
      @garymac5571 2 роки тому +6

      @@torachan23 that's not trust. Trust is knowing you don't need to go through your partner's phone.

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@torachan23 trust does not require forfeiture of privacy.

    • @fosoofkkkfkfkckd
      @fosoofkkkfkfkckd 2 роки тому +1

      @@torachan23 I dont remember trusting someone being invading their privacy...

  • @killerclown-df9lz
    @killerclown-df9lz 2 роки тому +7

    If you peek through your gf phone and find nothing wrong, you’ll owe her huge apology

  • @turplexx233
    @turplexx233 Рік тому +2

    4:00 i m 5'11 at my 17, and my friend 6'2 at his 15...

  • @thejojex6600
    @thejojex6600 Рік тому +2

    3:12 "You're telling me you're 29 but you're already balding" Bruh. I'm 20 years old and already started to go bald