@@sexysalmon4411 we were just joking because the original commenter meant to say he "keeled over" laughing (like when you're laughing so hard you're bent over holding your sides) but it was fun to imagine him KILLING over a joke instead. Just goofin.
@@Wholesome_Hans Oh, and I'm the person who complains about jokes being to obvious. Thanks for reply! I won't take UA-cam comments (especially under standup videos) this seriously anymore
@@ZeidKhan not that drastic, I was never in a gang, but no one believes me that I grew up in the ghetto because I'm smart and "weak." People had to come to my house to believe me. Other "hardcore" people were afraid to be around my block during the day, but I could walk around at night.
@@ZakBaganslover4ever9 Had a school project in physics one year and convinced everyone to come back to my house for it. One friend goes, "don't you live in the ghetto?" I told him it wasn't that bad, besides, we needed to use the welding machine at my place. The first day they showed up, carpooled to get to my house, as I was walking them to my house, someone was getting mugged across the street. They were freaking out. I told them it was a freak chance occurrence. The second day, a prostitute tried to talk to them. Again, they were freaking out. The previous mugging, plus a prostitute was too much for them. They tried to go back home. After a while of convincing, they agreed to stay. A week later they had to return. Of course, just my luck, as they were coming over, somebody was getting mugged at the other end of the block (I lived on one corner). They ran into my room, refused to stay and called for their ride to return. News soon spread that my house was not safe. FML >_> I laughed about it then and I laugh about it now. I've never noticed anyone being mugged afterward, EXCEPT for when the kids from the nice school in the hills showed up. Just my luck.
Is it just me, or does he look like Clark Kent with tattoos? As if, the Kent's sold the farm and moved to inner city Metropolis when Clark was five, and the rest is history...
For everyone saying he wasnt in a gang. He absolutely was. He started working with kids first as his gang rehabilitation and then as a job. He admits to being involved in some serious stuff like kidnapping and robberies. He fortunately just never went to prison.
I think we know too much about Anton. Anton has no respect for kids. He hasn't done enough prison time. He has choked out moderately bad mormons church kids for not doing their homework. He is the sort of person that doesn't want or need the facts before he chokes someone. He has definitely done some questionable things. Jff
@@couponville1 - Well maybe Anton should just not be around children, ever. I for one really need to meet the infamous Anton mostly b/c he sounds like a challenge.
Im glad to see this person managed to turn his life around. Some kids join gangs and become criminals for life or get killed trying to leave the street gang. Happy to see this man show kids a person can overcome their bad choices and leave that other life behind.
For people saying he wasn't in a gang..he absolutly was...hes talked about it on several occasions and it's very hard on him and a part of his rehab was talking to children about his experiences and now it's his job
I LOVE how Shayne waited to the very end to clue us in on the fact that he and Anton traumatized a bunch of two and three-year-olds!!! Hysterical!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰
MIKE COLON Because the lead up to this story is him talking about ‘Angry Anton’ being a really big scary guy with more tattoos than him. If you can find the whole bit it really adds to it 😂
My family hates tattoos and often makes assumptions about people with specific kinds of tattoos. Also my family when I show them his videos, hahahaha.. I haven't laughed that much in years. This guy is funny.
I see a lot of ppl say that he's not funny. I don't nececerally laugh but he gives me such a good mood and just a happy vibe? So one of my fav comedians tbh
Shaaaayne!!!! ok, raised only 'a little bit,' gangster adjacent..and i admit you're awesome apparent public persona + the tatts had me a bit confused...but u rock!! so funny!!😊🌠🤣 🎉😆🎊😆🎇
'Moderately Bad Mormons'. Now that is a band I would pay to see.
MBM
Agreed
MBM FOR LIFE
You're a genius
Check out Psychedlic Porn Crumpets. Thank me later
"Grown MEN shouldn't be left alone with him (Anton)" I killed over!!!!
@@ticklishwasabi nah it's more intense than that. he killed someone b/c of how hard he was laughing.
@@Wholesome_Hans Talk about dying of laughter.
@@Wholesome_Hans
Can you give me a link? I'm so interested in it because of those comments and I can't find anything
@@sexysalmon4411 we were just joking because the original commenter meant to say he "keeled over" laughing (like when you're laughing so hard you're bent over holding your sides) but it was fun to imagine him KILLING over a joke instead. Just goofin.
@@Wholesome_Hans
Oh, and I'm the person who complains about jokes being to obvious. Thanks for reply! I won't take UA-cam comments (especially under standup videos) this seriously anymore
This man needs a Netflix special
Juan Jaramillo seriously
Agreed!!
Yeah a clean Netflix special would be nice
Junie B Rose John Mulaney has pretty clean humor, he’s my favorite comedian
I SWEAR,I’ve watched all his videos 😭
“Find the kid with the puka shell necklace. He’s the leader.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:56
@@skystar3167 we watched the video.
@@Osmann45for the people who wanna see the clip without rewatching the video?
😂😂so funny
“THESE ARE JUST SOFT WHITE KIDS” 😂😂
Nah there mormons there are hard white kids that bang at the school i went to tho and they usually run with samoan crips and the mexican gangs
"so a few minutes later, he's choking this kid"
He was in a gang?
He kinda looks like an accountant of the gang then.
Haha, right on.
He was never in a gang, people assume that because of his tattoos, so he goes along with it.
your only jig-maker BOL!!😄😄😄
U are Sooo on POINTE!!!!!!!
@@ZeidKhan not that drastic, I was never in a gang, but no one believes me that I grew up in the ghetto because I'm smart and "weak." People had to come to my house to believe me. Other "hardcore" people were afraid to be around my block during the day, but I could walk around at night.
@@ZakBaganslover4ever9 Had a school project in physics one year and convinced everyone to come back to my house for it. One friend goes, "don't you live in the ghetto?" I told him it wasn't that bad, besides, we needed to use the welding machine at my place. The first day they showed up, carpooled to get to my house, as I was walking them to my house, someone was getting mugged across the street. They were freaking out. I told them it was a freak chance occurrence. The second day, a prostitute tried to talk to them. Again, they were freaking out. The previous mugging, plus a prostitute was too much for them. They tried to go back home. After a while of convincing, they agreed to stay. A week later they had to return. Of course, just my luck, as they were coming over, somebody was getting mugged at the other end of the block (I lived on one corner). They ran into my room, refused to stay and called for their ride to return. News soon spread that my house was not safe. FML >_> I laughed about it then and I laugh about it now. I've never noticed anyone being mugged afterward, EXCEPT for when the kids from the nice school in the hills showed up. Just my luck.
@@ZakBaganslover4ever9
sorry but just have to comment. MCR is everywhere these days...
“Moderately bad Mormons” 🤣🤣🤣
U r gorgeous
"hey, you got tattooes. Can you talk to a couple of kids about how they shouldn't make the same mistakes as you?"
Hehe ikr
Well I mean he was in a gang
Dusty nah he’s clean.
@@thecosmic8248 no he said right before this clip that he was in a gang with anton
He was in a gang he just never went to prision
"Son did you do your homework?"
"Uhhh"
*LETS GET READY TO RUMMMBBBLLLEEEEEE*
Oh my god😂😂
Hahahahaha, good one hahahaha
Those children are traumatized.
No, they experienced real life anti-fragility.
Only if it actually happened.
But in a good way
@@Sunset553 hope it didn´t..at least not in the way he tells it..but still funny :D
"Traumatized" my butt.
Is it just me, or does he look like Clark Kent with tattoos? As if, the Kent's sold the farm and moved to inner city Metropolis when Clark was five, and the rest is history...
If he takes off his glasses, I probably would not recognize him. So ya, he is just like Clark Kent. :P
I think he is definitely model material.!
I think he looks more like Freddie Highmore joined a biker gang.
Dude is hilarious. Hope to see more of his stand up
My man bill heard soft white kids and popped in to say hi
“Push up, or consequences”
Personal trainer just screamed the same thing at me...🤣🤣
He is my favorite comedian, his personality and the way he speaks and voice altogether make this even better!
For everyone saying he wasnt in a gang. He absolutely was. He started working with kids first as his gang rehabilitation and then as a job. He admits to being involved in some serious stuff like kidnapping and robberies. He fortunately just never went to prison.
Oh the sucks to hear, I was hoping he was a good guy : (
@@apatheticallylethargic4639 he is a good guy. People can change.
I Don’t buy it. Salt lake is no Baltimore. Stealing candy from 7-11 doesn’t make you a hardened criminal. Except maybe if you’re from Utah.
@@dmac8247 Utah is a major hub for drug trafficking
@@dmac8247 You legit have no idea what you're talking about.
You're a great storyteller. The funniest story I've heard in a long time. Where's Shayne's Netflix special?
Ray Tomecko agreed. I laughed to tears!
There are a ton of good comedians without Netflix specials and some terrible ones with one.
moderately bad Mormons you never know probably would make a great sitcom
Dale Holbert As a moderately bad Mormon myself, I’d watch it
@@White_Recluse or a name for a rock band
Call it "JACK Mormons"
*"Thunderdome style"*
I need to know more about Anton
Christopher Cain lol
I think we know too much about Anton. Anton has no respect for kids. He hasn't done enough prison time. He has choked out moderately bad mormons church kids for not doing their homework. He is the sort of person that doesn't want or need the facts before he chokes someone. He has definitely done some questionable things. Jff
@@couponville1 Get a grip.
@@boondocksdragon8959 I think Ann is kidding. It sounds like something Shayne would say, LOL
@@couponville1 - Well maybe Anton should just not be around children, ever.
I for one really need to meet the infamous Anton mostly b/c he sounds like a challenge.
Bet those kids learned to sleep in church with their eyes wide open after that.
😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im covered in tattoos and work with children with disabilities and I get all the same kinds of questions. I love him he makes me feel normal.
U r normal ur a good person to work with the kids
Bad kids don't have parents 😂
Oh snap 😱😱😱😂
If John Mulaney was in a gang
Why isn’t this guy huge, he is so funny
PB TRAVEL & FUN He will be. Just a matter of time.
Too accurate with the kid with the puka shell necklace being the leader/most popular 🤣
He's my favorite DryBar comic. I hope I can see him live.
Mine too 😊
Hey Anton you cool with these kids by yourself?
I got this.
This reminds me of a camp we sent my perfectly good homeschooled 7 year old to.
I heard this on Pandora months ago and I've been dying for it to come out on UA-cam to relive this hilarious story.
This guy is my favorite! He looks awesome and soooooo funny. I agree he needs his own Netflix special
Man.. I really want to know where those kids are now. 😂
Casey B I wonder if they now know everything now this video is published
after watching this i really want to meet Anton.
I bet Anton is a great dad.
abcw i fucken doubt it
Anton seems like a great person at parties 😂😂😂😂😂
Im glad to see this person managed to turn his life around. Some kids join gangs and become criminals for life or get killed trying to leave the street gang. Happy to see this man show kids a person can overcome their bad choices and leave that other life behind.
You better watch your back. Lol they are watching this confession and they are looking for you.
he waited 10 years to tell us for the statute of limitations 😂
Evan Tracy Sounds dame thought I had
“One time I fell asleep in church so my Mom hired gang members...” I’m crying 😂😂
Those kids never fell asleep in church again, lol.
For people saying he wasn't in a gang..he absolutly was...hes talked about it on several occasions and it's very hard on him and a part of his rehab was talking to children about his experiences and now it's his job
This is hilarious . I often hear parents in Wal-Mart telling their children they will end up like 'that guy' and look to see them pointing at me .
I would love to see the clip that came before this.
And for only 99¢, you can!
@@pschexy945 😂
For free you can watch entire thing on youtube
Sounds like a Studio C sketch in real life.
Totally XD
We want more Shayne!!!
"I think I told another kid I'd kill his dog"
This is the single most hilarious comedy clip i have ever seen🤣🤣🤣
I love shayne smith. I've watched other comedians, I like other comedians, but they dont bring the same stuff to the table.
Shayne is an amazing storyteller.
I don't know what's more entertaining- Shayne's always hilarious standup, or the person in the comments having a spaz about it.
Saaaaaame. It's hilarious to watch people think comedy is serious.
Rumour has it the kids haven't slept since than. They now drink Red Bull with coffee shots.
The best stand up I have heard in a loooooong time and i watch them almost daily
Omg I’m dying, he’s so hilarious
This is his absolute best material, why isnt this nearly as viewed as the others!?
I've been waiting for more from this guy for ages.
Moral of the story: don't sleep in church!
This dude does funny stories and has great delivery. I proper chuckled all the way through, thank you.
I LOVE how Shayne waited to the very end to clue us in on the fact that he and Anton traumatized a bunch of two and three-year-olds!!! Hysterical!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰
No they were 13 at camp
They are all college students now
Some people just can't follow conversations!
They were 12 at the time. Ten years later graduating from Ivy League schools.
This is one of the funniest pieces of comedy I have ever seen! WELL DONE, SIR!
Yasss Shane is my favourite comedian on here
Woooooo I ALWAYS share shayne’s videos! We need more of him dry bar!
I am crushing hard on him!
You’re a dude smh
@@s.e.garcia3635 👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬
@@napdaw 👏👏👏 👬👬👬👬👬
You mean dropping a ....
@Nathan Dawthorne at least don’t take the rainbow!
This clip beat everything amy (whatever her last name) has ever done
Why do I feel like the audience knows something about Anton we don't lol
MIKE COLON Because the lead up to this story is him talking about ‘Angry Anton’ being a really big scary guy with more tattoos than him. If you can find the whole bit it really adds to it 😂
I love this guy I wish he had more material on the internet
Every time I see soft white bread, I just think of those poor kids and chuckle
My family hates tattoos and often makes assumptions about people with specific kinds of tattoos.
Also my family when I show them his videos, hahahaha.. I haven't laughed that much in years. This guy is funny.
Shayne Smith.
I Love your comedy skill......wow man
Shayne is so funny I can't wait to see him live next week!
He is hilarious! I just love his delivery and the way his mind works lol
There's some dude watching this right now uncontrollable shaking in front of his wife. He's have flashbacks of the Apocalypse Now variety
Was this never posted during his special? I love Shayne smith
By far my favorite comedians!
When Anton choked the kid all I could imagine was homer choking Bart Simpson😂
Really enjoyed this... favorite comedian ..Thank you
I see a lot of ppl say that he's not funny. I don't nececerally laugh but he gives me such a good mood and just a happy vibe? So one of my fav comedians tbh
Tooooo Funny! Probably the best yet!! Hope to see this guy someday. Best of luck Shayne!
This got me in tears, dang lol
Love the way he story tells. So animated. He's a sight for sore eyes too.😊
He’s my favorite
😂😂😂😂 this was F'in hilarious. Great comedy
We need more.
He would make a great gang guidance councilor
JUST discovered this 💎 Gem of a comedian😳 He is so good! Such a great storyteller!! 💯😁
YES MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN
We need more of him!
This kills me! I was ugly crying laughing!
I laughed so hard that I cried.
That was funny.... Keep up the good work
I love this guy
YES THIS GUY IS AWESOME
This is a great bit. What e has or fed tumors by and an amazing grasp of comedy! I hope his star rises, h is amazing.
Now that's a story 🤣🤣🤣🤣
after watching his whole thing and finding it broken up like this i had to go back and watch the whole thing again
That was something else!
You cannot just open with “I’m going to eat your eyes”!
This is the funniest guy I’ve ever heard!
My stomach hurts from laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣
Shaaaayne!!!! ok, raised only 'a little bit,' gangster adjacent..and i admit you're awesome apparent public persona + the tatts had me a bit confused...but u rock!! so funny!!😊🌠🤣 🎉😆🎊😆🎇
This is my favourite bit of his
Gotta love “statutes of limitations”!
I laughed so hard I cried when I first heard this