I hate when your about to do something then you end up being a softie and then thinking he is being mean like I want to call him stuff in Spanise and slap him then kick him behind his knee!!!!!
“Why dont you sit with your friend and talk about makeup or whatever” Me: **looks at my male friends talking about how much they shitted themselves** no thank you-
Him: I really didn't mean to make you cry Me: u know I think u did mean to my make me cry and I will never forgive- Him: here you can have my muffin Me: ooooo muffin I forgive u
Guy: God you’re such a weirdo. Me: I know that. Guy: Why don’t you sit with your friends and talk about makeup or whatever. Me: Bro my friends and I don’t talk about Makeup we talk about anime boys and fanfiction. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!
Bully man thing: why don't sit with your friends and talk about makeup or something Me: my dude me and my friend don't talk about makeup we yell at eaachothe about anime
WAAAA LOOK AT HIM TREMBLE! HIS GONNA BURST TO BLOOD VESSEL CAUSE I DIS HIS WAIFU!- (but seriously, if any of you dare to dis my queens thats Sakura Oogami, and Peko Pekoyama. You gonna get yo ass beat and im not even joining them)
Me: *sharply inhales while getting ready to yell comebacks at the begining of the video* Also me: remembering my dad and siblings are in the room. Well ( 0.0 )...guess ill keep my mouth shut...😓😱😨😧
"why don't you sit with your friends and talk about makeup and what ever?" Me: nu! Makeups BORING Also me: LITERALLY starts saying a muffin Him: here have my muffin.... Me: FREAKIN LOVE OF ME LIFE
“Why don’t you sit with your friends and talk about makeup or whatever.“ Me being a Tomboy and watches anime for 24/7:.......*let’s have a FrIeNdLy chat.*
i have this thing with when listening to different asmr channels and that is the voice if i like the voice i sub so next time i listen to a video i can think ah yes i like this, this is nice and this is nice voice
“Are you crying?!”
*bold of you to assume I have emotions*
Ikr
Yeah like how do u cry dat fast
Facts
bold
Me too
“ you don’t have any friends “
Bold of you to assume I want friends.
Fr tho
Yeah honestly though
Killuki Zoldyck DUDE
@@aniyahrodriguez5377 ?
I don't need no friends UwU
“tHeSe aRe hiGhsChoOl bOlliEs”
AHAHAHHAHAHA JJHBOUBGVB
“FreAkiNg bUllIeS”
I am dying over here😂😂😂
Ahahahahahhahahshssjd
OH MY GODDD 🤣🤣🤣
me being ready to fight him the moment he told me to leave: listen here bud-
him: wait are you crying?
me: w-wha-
just sammeeee . I was ready to fight with him,but than he said "wait are you crying?" and i was be like : shit shit shit shit shit(⊙_⊙;)
Saame, I was ready to tell him to fuck off in Russian and start a fight if he won't and then he said this
I hate when your about to do something then you end up being a softie and then thinking he is being mean like I want to call him stuff in Spanise and slap him then kick him behind his knee!!!!!
Literally lmao like what kinda sensitive bitch am I? I’m not🥴
Lol
This is the softest bully I've ever had.
And I love it
Me too
Yepp
Do you know what that mean?
Lets do mufffffiiiiiiiinnnnnnn daaaaannnnncee
🧁┌(・。・)┘♪🧁 (i was Lazy to fond muffffiiiiinnnn emoji)
Same doh
Ikr same
the accent-😳🤚🏻
My thoughts exactly
what's the name of this accent? britanic?
OOP✨
Yes
🥴✋
You're right, i dont have friends ;-;
Noooo I was just joking D:
@@JozyASMR nah its fine, i dont really have a social life anyways 😅
I'll be your friend! 😃🥺
Same 😢 lmao
Gacha starts singing no friends
Lmao hahahhhaaaahhaa
“You’re the sad loser at school”
I mean, you’re not wrong 🤷🏼♀️
lol I mean its true for me to
lol I mean its true for me to
Ikr
Exactly
😂ngl this comment goes with ur profile pucture so well😂😂😂
Video: ^back pat*
“Take my muffin”
UA-cam: Everyone liked that
Me: I dont.. I don’t like muffins- you can have it-
Yeah, I don't really like muffins either, you can have it
Me: **yeets muffin away** I hate blueberries >:(
@@OversizedSquare okay wtf
Him:you can take my muffin
Me:I don’t like muffins
Him:here
Me: ;-;
Imma bully so I force u to eat muffin 😤
@JozyASMR I don’t want the muffin 😤
Fuyumi what are you doing here👁👄👁
@Jasmine Bakugou uhm. I- uhm
Fuyumi Todoroki imma get todoroki 🏃🏻♀️
“Talk about makeup or whatever” me being a tomboy cosplaying weeb: “ok listen here buddy”
Edit: dang guys thanks for the likes 🥰
Same
screeches in cosplayer so my makeup style looks so fucked
Same tho-
Same 😂
Same
The girls in the cafeteria: 👀👀👀
Me: 👁👅👁
@Janae Cook what the-
@Janae Cook no fam
👁 👄 👁
Ikr
The girls in the cafeteria: 👁💋👁
Me: 😐😀😕🙃🤔😮
Him: Maybe if you weren’t such a nerd you could get some
**Me who doesn’t know how to solve math 👁💧👄💧👁**
Also: *HOW DARE YOU!*
what is math... sounds like nerd stuff xd
JozyASMR yea XD
@@JozyASMR yeah I'm a nerd but it paid off I'm the top student in my class but I'm also secretly not a nerd
@@JozyASMR honestly? true
Oml I feel ur pain
I'm nOt LiKE OtHER GirLs
Edit: in respect for the other genders here; please change 'GirLs' to 'PeOPlE'
Exactly what i said‐
pLEASE NO-😭🖐️
AHHH-😭😭
FOR REALLLL
i’M a mAN
me: "wow his voice is soothing"
me: **sees his subs**
also me: "he needs more subsss"
Me when I realised his accent was Australian: 👁👄👁
He reminded me of my friend Carlos and I screamed- I got really scared 👁💧💧👁
OMFI your pfp lmao I know who that is I think
I know TvT i kinda like British more.. but it's fine 👁💧👄💧👁
I thought it was british ahahgbbtndjqnsbaaagahahh😂😂😂 imfg im dying
Wait what it is wow that’s hot lol 🧍♀️
“Are-are you crying?”
Me: no.
(He’s a muffin man)
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha lmao 😂
BadBoyHalo vibes there
THE MUFFIN MAN 😧
@@kaysonlazy thats what i was thinking💀💀
“Why don’t you go sit with your friends and talk about makeup”
Me: hold up first of all I have no friends and I only talk about anime to myself
you dont gotta expose me like that XD
Foreal my family thinks I'm going crazy like wtf I literally just don't have any friends to talk about anime to😒💅
@@kaalbis5220 same tho 😑😔
My friend talks about Fire emblem and rune factory and I sit there pretending to understand but really not
Same 😌
My heart •́ ‿ ,•̀
How did you did that ?
@@jormvid4550 do what?
My heart go boom 💥
OOPS my heart went " and I oop-" :>
(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ hug?
“Why dont you sit with your friend and talk about makeup or whatever”
Me: **looks at my male friends talking about how much they shitted themselves** no thank you-
LMAO 😂
FOR REALLLLLLLOL
This got me laughing so much, I fell out of my chair. Like literally.😃✅
.....
That sounds like a great conversation to join, missed opportunity
Him: I really didn't mean to make you cry
Me: u know I think u did mean to my make me cry and I will never forgive-
Him: here you can have my muffin
Me: ooooo muffin I forgive u
That is the only way I can forgive someone, if they give me food lol 😂
Same food is god andmake you feel good
me being a totally brat responding to him: Yea and your mom btw
him: stop crying-
me: wait- 👁_👁
GAHAHAHA
Honestly this video is so unrealistic I would have started roasting him on the spot
Guy: God you’re such a weirdo.
Me: I know that.
Guy: Why don’t you sit with your friends and talk about makeup or whatever.
Me: Bro my friends and I don’t talk about Makeup we talk about anime boys and fanfiction. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!
Lmao samee
@@rogerlima2916 so true
Omg yesh some with me and my friends ♡▪︎♡
My friend and i talk about mavel,harry potter,supernatural and, books about all sorts of things
Lmao Same but me and my friends talk about killing the would school too so yeah
Bully man thing: why don't sit with your friends and talk about makeup or something
Me: my dude me and my friend don't talk about makeup we yell at eaachothe about anime
Same here 😂
@@x_weirdwaifu_x6189 nice I can respect that
Me: NARRUUTTOOOO
My "naruto fan best friend" : SASSKKEEEE
@@katsukibakugou549 actually we mostly I all about MHA but Naruto is also a really good anime
"Bully man thing" lmaoo 😭💀
Your voice ⭐️👄⭐️
Oh my god I just found this channel and I'm so upset
YUUU SHOULD HAVE MORRE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!! Anywho Nice video ♡♡♡ Tsunderes are the cutest
He: why would you ever kiss me?
Ok... Now I'm crying... (个u个)
Im not even half as pretty-
@@Troppy_xoxo OMG, Deku has answered me!
@@crisbarmen3795 and i do it again😊
@@Troppy_xoxo You've just made my life :'3
@@crisbarmen3795 aww you too💚💚💚
YES THE SUBTITLES IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
“Will you stop crying then?”
No it’s your fault for making me sad,now you have to deal with the consequences 😈
Literally what I do 💃💅
Me: *starts crying*
Him: Would a glow stick make you feel better?
100%
“Well I guess it’s because, you’re different from the others.”
Me: *IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS- IM A PRO GAMER-*
Me cry? PSHHHH NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE- I LOST MY EMOTIONS SO YOU CANT SAY THAT HAHA 😂
HAHAGA
sAME SJKWIVIWIOAIFJWJSJ
him: I actually like gamer girls
me, who only plays minecraft: yes
Bruh PERIODT
him:"are you crying!"
me:"no my eyes just peeing"
Me crying? Never(fake crying though😏)
Killua-....IM GETTING GON AND ILLUMIIIIIII
KILLUA- IM TELLING KURAPIKA,GON,LEORIO,ILLUMI,MILLUKI,CHROLLO,HISOKA,AND BEST OF ALL BISKY📷📸
am i the only one who thinks he sounds like bangchan from skz👁👄👁
YE WE BOTH FROM SYDNEY
JozyASMR 😳✨💞
Wait- I CAN HEAR IT CLEARLY 👁👄👁
I recognize this lunchroom from anywhere it’s from everlasting summer
Fake Cry to get my way :> to sit next to the Hottie :>
Hisoka what are you gender are you gay or boy😲💥💥!?!?
HISOKA- LMFAOAOAOOAAO IM TELLING ILLUMIII 📷📸
🥺🥺this is accualy the sweetest bully ever🥺🥺
0 dislikes
AS YOU SHOULD ILY
There now two- 😳
彼からHaru unfortunately :(
@@britany5793 yee
There's now 3 dislikes
@@michaeljancruz3728 4 u.u
You were in my recommendation
Needless to say, I'm glad I clicked on it
“What did I just say that?” make me chuckle a little with the echo
Him: you have no friends
Me: TeLl Me tElL mE sOmeThiNg I DonT knOw
Him: “Nerd”
Me: The only person with prescription glasses and bad grades-
“are you crying?!”
*” bruh i’m emotionally numb-“*
“I don’t blush” say that to my melanin-enriched skin👩🏾🦱
Him: “ Go to your friends and talk about makeup”
Me: My friends are mostly guys😁🥺
At least you have friends 👁💧👄💧👁
Me fighting with him each second he speaks and when he says r u crying I said oh hell no I’m definitely not 😂
The 2 dislikes are the people who dont like anime.
WE MUST ATTACK!! ANIME IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF OUR CULTURE!!!
Yesss tell them😂😂
Hahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahah
"nO LOOK AT THEM TREMBLE HE'S GONNA BURST A BLOOD VESSLE BC I JUST DISSED DEM WAIFU"
*DANGANRONPA MUSIC INTENSIVES*
DONGANRAPA ;W;
WAAAA LOOK AT HIM TREMBLE! HIS GONNA BURST TO BLOOD VESSEL CAUSE I DIS HIS WAIFU!- (but seriously, if any of you dare to dis my queens thats Sakura Oogami, and Peko Pekoyama. You gonna get yo ass beat and im not even joining them)
Me: *sharply inhales while getting ready to yell comebacks at the begining of the video*
Also me: remembering my dad and siblings are in the room.
Well ( 0.0 )...guess ill keep my mouth shut...😓😱😨😧
Me: *crying*
Him: here take my muffin
Me: thanks I’ll go now
"are you crying?"
Me with depression: starts crying after every time I hear "are you/were you crying"
“oh yeah. you don’t have friends. boo boo”
me: “THAT ONE KINDS HURTS MAN-
him: "i like gamer girls"
me: * thinks of belle delphine and her gamer girl bath water *
*Tramatic flashbacks*
Tbh its a genius marketing idea and source of income.
Me being a Gamergirl:
Oooo Thats my shit, Thats the ticket! Gimme the ticket! ✨
“are you crying” me numb to everything: um-
Oh my god are you crying?
Me: i want HERSHEY'S AND ICECREAM
the accent is just so perfect
"why don't you sit with your friends and talk about makeup and what ever?"
Me: nu! Makeups BORING
Also me: LITERALLY starts saying a muffin
Him: here have my muffin....
Me: FREAKIN LOVE OF ME LIFE
His accent
Me : oh
Also me: ❤️👄❤️🤲🏼
Oh no, I fall in love with a voice
again....
Aussie vibes, great vid, keep up the good work
“Are you crying”
Me: “honey the only one crying here will be you after i whoop your a- *NEVERMIND*
o-o
“You don’t have any friends”
*I don’t need friends, they disappoint me🙄🤚*
Ah, tears. The human male's one true weakness and the woman's ultimate weapon.
Sounds like Ed from two set violin. Very uncanny. Kept laughing throughout
Omg I can’t unhear it 😆
@@inkspl4sh I'm seeing images of them in their studio ahahahaha so weird
@astra exe omg that makes it better
Ur literally so underrated...
You deserve more subs.
Also your voice is super nice and chill, it helped me feel relaxed while trying to sleep
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhaha
him : "what a looser"
me : thanks. i know :')
"talk about makeup or whatever"
*me a cosplayer* :wow
"You can take my muffin"
Me: "it's muffin time!"
"here, you can take my muffin"
me: thanks, sir.
I do be enjoying this video! I just had to subscribe!!
He knows me so well i have no friends😭
I'm your friend :)
@@JozyASMR arrigato (thank you)
Im learning another languege can you pleas subscribe to my chane please❤
He: *back pat, give a muffin and call me pretty*
Sir, are u sure you're bully and not a puppy??
I just found you’re channel and-
You’re amazing dude!! Keep up the good work >:DD 💖💖
dad, how did you meet mom?
*I bullied her at school and made her cry and then we fell in love...
THe KiDS: T o T
I dont need friends. They disappoint me 💃
LMFAOOAOSISAO
“Why don’t you sit with your friends and talk about makeup or whatever.“
Me being a Tomboy and watches anime for 24/7:.......*let’s have a FrIeNdLy chat.*
U give me aussie eshay vibes XD
👀😅
bruh my first thoughts wibejfiwnenf
"you can take my muffin,will that make you feel better?"
Yes
New subbie!~ btw I luv ur voice its so soothing ^^
His accent is the spot it makes everything better 🧍♀️
"here have a muffin, will that make you feel better?"
I can't believe, you just solved world depression. 😃
My bully:"FIGHT ME! "
him:"nerd"
Me:"I'mma fight my bully not you my dear uvu"
I love your vids! Am a new sub! Keep up the good work ❤ it's greatly appreciated
"and you're the sad loser"
Yes that's me in real life :')
I knew you would get more subs so quick TvT BUT YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE!!!!! ^^
THAT ACCENT THOUGH!!
Im melting
Loved the vid !
Him: being mean
Me: arguing and roasting he
Listener: starts crying
Me: girl if you dont stop cry
Mina what u doing here
Mina-San- 👁👄👁 I’m telling the rest of our class- 📷📸
Me : don’t do it brain...don’t
My brain: SIMP FOR HIM SIMP FOR HIM SIMP FOR HIM
Me: Simping for him 😔
Bullies who panic after the bullied starts crying and try to fix it in every way possible are just 🥺 makes my heart melt
SO CUTEEEE! >w
Ik I’m really late but can we all be grateful he puts the subtitles. I get really happy when he does that. :)
YOU.NEED.MORE.SUBSCRIBERS.
"you know you actually look kinda pretty if you just smile more."
*Talk less, smile more*
i have this thing with when listening to different asmr channels and that is the voice if i like the voice i sub so next time i listen to a video i can think ah yes i like this, this is nice and this is nice voice
omg soft bully it's so adorable
i just found this channel i'm so happy i did u deserve more subs!!!
269 subscriber >:) noice 69
I- Shigaraki what are you doing here...
YOOO HIS ACCENT GAVE ME WHIPLASH-