This is a character that would be equally comfortable in the exalted halls of highest magic, and in the dumpster behind a trailer park dressed in a Santa hat, a frayed bathrobe, high off his arse on Xanax, reliving his glory days as an edgy beat poet.
This reminds me of a spell in an old dnd book called "tweak" and the verbal component is saying "kitchy kitchy koo" and it lets you magicaly pinch someones cheeks
final boss: NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME windalf the wide: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION *holy choir and light piano* final boss: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
You know a fun fact Windalf was kicked out of Hogwarts because his methods for teaching were called ‘too extreme’ but that’s not actually true he was kicked out because he was too powerful and Dumbledore was jealous of his skills
"You dare not challenge Windalf the Wide! Do you know how many people that wizard could defeat in one battle? He could take on Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python, and The Holy Grail's Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. And Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Curtis, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan."
It's weird, right? He obviously knows the bosses, at least a little. He knows about and says he fought the sentinel at the beginning before. But then his reaction to Godrick fusing the dragon to his arm was so visceral and honest-looking
This is a character that would be equally comfortable in the exalted halls of highest magic, and in the dumpster behind a trailer park dressed in a Santa hat, a frayed bathrobe, high off his arse on Xanax, reliving his glory days as an edgy beat poet.
“You’re a wizard Windalf” Wagrid~2001
my favourite of the spells was definitely "Alakadeez alakaknees, I cast get swarmed by fucking bees!"
I need to find a way to use this
@@yugijak When using terraria bee gun!
I'm laughing too much at all the spell Windette was calling out. I loved this video so much hahaha
Windy repeating the line “this old man has strength in his bones yet” reminds me of some low level boss with like 2 voice lines that is about to die
So glad to see my Revali's gale joke made it into the highlights! I'm still really proud of it
I came back to this video to hear it again. I believe it is one of the best! Of course you can be proud of it!
It was so fun yelling random phalic phrases in chat for hours
Ooooh...Elden Ring? With Windette's Humor? A Match Made in Heaven!
This reminds me of a spell in an old dnd book called "tweak" and the verbal component is saying "kitchy kitchy koo" and it lets you magicaly pinch someones cheeks
"Fucking Perish" is the best magical incantation.
Wimzardy has to be the greatest character yet i fucking love it
we need a full playthrough of this
bibbity bobbity,your breathing is now a concious activity
final boss: NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME
windalf the wide: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
*holy choir and light piano*
final boss: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
"Knees weak arms are heavy revalis gale is now ready" had me 💀
my favorite spell has to be "hip hip hooray, i cast you're fucking gay!"
Two minutes in and I already need to pause because my face is hurting from laughing.
I wasn't even watching the vid, I was just laughing my ass off at all the "spells" XD
That stream was so good, kinda sad that there were too many spells to fit in one video though.
Wimdy, the only person to lose to Soldier of God Rick, and it makes complete sense
when I saw Elden ring in the title of one of your videos, all feelings of stress melted away
Elden Ring but I play as dumb balls door
Finally a character I can relate to!
Finally, a game that Wimdy can not always insult us for once, he can insult the enemies!
make this a series I would watch it
I can't wait for the day when Windette's an old, old man with grandkids and he just tells them casually in a conversation "bench if you're bitch!"
I’ve never been this disappointed that I missed a live stream
This stream is the embodiment of "id cast repel madens, but it seems another wizard beat me to it!"
this is the earliest i have seen a windette video ever
I excepted the casting thing to get old after a while but I'm kind of shocked that it got funnier over time.
You know a fun fact Windalf was kicked out of Hogwarts because his methods for teaching were called ‘too extreme’ but that’s not actually true he was kicked out because he was too powerful and Dumbledore was jealous of his skills
I feel like the funniest thing is the “I cast” plus whatever is inflicted. “I cast testicular torsion!”
bibbity bobbity, you're soul has now left its body
9:05 thats to dangerus
Windette's best trait is making me laugh with his awesome dub skills
I'm not even 3 minutes in and I'm out of breath laughing my head off😂😂
8:29 was fucking beautiful with the wind gust
The hiie-hay, you are so f*cking gay during the margit fight made me laugh so hard
"You dare not challenge Windalf the Wide!
Do you know how many people that wizard could defeat in one battle?
He could take on Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python, and The Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie.
And Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Curtis, Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger,
Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan."
Skiddadle skiddoodle your health bar goes kabloodle!
It's a hazard to try to eat while watching the antics of Windette. I nearly choked so many times that I just gave up.
"wingardium levi OH SHIT" had me fucking dying
When he said "I cast" I was really expecting him to say Thunder Spell.
The reaction the bosses would have to this would be hilarious😂😂
I absolutely love comedy like this, amazing video Windy 10/10
I can’t tell if windette had played elden ring before or is just natural kind of talented
It's weird, right? He obviously knows the bosses, at least a little. He knows about and says he fought the sentinel at the beginning before. But then his reaction to Godrick fusing the dragon to his arm was so visceral and honest-looking
I’ve never heard so many rhyming jokes so fast and in one sitting
This is how my playthrough went. The carian knight armor is the best drip in the game.
Peak Comedy. Would love to see more
Literally me : all of the game done as a tank build now going to ng+ with a stick in my left hand and a big hammer in my right
Sorcery was usually the most fun I've had in the souls-games, right after the Guts build.
3:24 wimdy is goblin
Also pls continue this
Please finish the playthrough. I would love to see it.
The Ravali’s Gale is a good one, absolutely fucking genius (unlike myself, who can’t spell genius for the life of me).
I was so shocked by your wizard voice, it is so unfathomably, effortlessly perfect
Bippity, boppity, deez nuts
couldnt have been any better
"I cast drone strike" ✨️🧙♂️
Did you know reverse falls exist an AU of gravity falls
He's gonna take a wiz.
I have a new spell for you, bibity bobity your taxes' are now due
After watching 10 seconds of this video now I see why it is age restricted
Bibitty bobitty you now own all my property.
The spells tho- they are just way too good-
Any chance of a Lethal Company Explained in Insults?
Name him windex the window wizard
2:00 LMFAO
Gandalf the naked 😂😂😂
Mine was called dumbldalf
I would like to see a story of the wizard, but it would be interesting to see him into other parts of the world not just the mandatory bosses
I have zero idea what the fuck this video is but i fucking love it also gottem
best spell is texicus maximus, it turnes the victim texan
I legit thought it said Chapel of Constipation
Hickory dickory dock, my wand is now a glock.
T E S T I C U L A R T O R S I O N
I've been laughing so hard I can't breathe and I'm just 2 minutes in
SOMEONE PLZ DO A REMIX OUT OF THIS!!!! I'M BEGGING!!!!
Please forgive kershankled
Please let thee be another round of this...
This stream and this video scratches my brain just correctly. Love it!
Is it strange that i thought Windette looked like a young Wierd Al Yankovic for a good minute?
Can’t believe this got age restricted
ray of enfeblement i think is an actual thing in dnd
its not
A person of all time played a game. Yay
Should have casted "rate"
Best spells ever
Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough right until a wizard casts *MEND BUTTCRACK!*
i caught this 13 seconds after the upload :D
Good luck wizard
im fucking dieing
more... more... More... More... MORE, MORE, MORE MORE MOREMOREMOREMOREMORE!
ah yes ~14 minutes of wimdy shouting questionable spells
how in the hell did i miss this stream
Yes windette Elden ring
He is so creative
yessss i love this
I NEED ANOTHER EPISODE
What’s the song in the first half of the Godrick the Grafted fight?
MERRY CHRYSLER EVERYONE!!
now become a wizard in real life
I like your curls, Wimdy c:
Pov: hollow knight vocalized when?
When can you continue the voice acted Hallow knight?