Every blue gnome scene in HLAGE

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  • Опубліковано 6 кві 2023
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    From the Half-life Alyx but the gnome is TOO AWARE series by Wayneradiotv:
    • Half-Life: Alyx Living...
    Blue gnome voice seed is "aHaleAndHeartySir" from NovelAI.
    Red gnome voice is Lightning McQueen (The Cool Videos) from uberduck.
    Gabe Newell's ai voice is from elevenlabs.
    Gnome announcer/narrator/advisor voice is Alex Trebek from uberduck.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 97

  • @G3nshin_Play3r_08
    @G3nshin_Play3r_08 9 місяців тому +184

    “THE RED GNOME SMELLS LIKE ASS!”
    “SNIFF HIM!”
    “MEANWHILE!”
    “I smell like ass.”
    “BUT IN A GOOD WAY!”

  • @somedouchemcbag987
    @somedouchemcbag987 7 місяців тому +110

    My favorite was:
    "Detonate the flesh pod next to me, Sir! The resulting concussion will let me reach climax!"
    Holy fuck

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 11 місяців тому +186

    7:30
    The panicked "OWO?!" back-to-back with "not much air in here" took me tf out for some reason

  • @goose6360
    @goose6360 4 місяці тому +37

    The phrase "OH! Hello, officer!" Has become a permanent part of my vocabulary

  • @garythesnail990
    @garythesnail990 9 місяців тому +125

    i like the contrast of the red gnome saying "ha he" and the blue gnome saying "ha ho"

    • @Wudduhyuhbuyin
      @Wudduhyuhbuyin 5 місяців тому +5

      You might not know this but the gnome saying ha he was not supposed to happen every time he tries to say ha ha (other than that one time)

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 5 місяців тому +48

    The blue gnome is such a viscerally uncomfortable experience and I love it

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal 7 місяців тому +106

    Wayne’s horrified “NOOO!!!” after the blue gnome asks for smex is just perfect

  • @sacerdotisadesangre
    @sacerdotisadesangre 5 місяців тому +62

    this thing is exactly what it's like to have cicero as a follower in skyrim

    • @some_condiment
      @some_condiment 5 місяців тому +11

      "Cicerussy is hungry... need a carrot... or a sweet roll..." - Vincent

    • @ribbrana
      @ribbrana 4 місяці тому +5

      kill jestah

  • @verity_amo
    @verity_amo Рік тому +235

    I was convinced the blue gnome was being voiced by someone until Wayne said he was another AI that was crazy

    • @seescethething
      @seescethething 4 місяці тому +1

      Agreed, strongly.

    • @verity_amo
      @verity_amo Місяць тому

      why did my mid ahh comment get so many likes lmao

  • @DaniPup_
    @DaniPup_ 5 місяців тому +38

    i always love how dramatically he says "FFUUUUUUUCK"

  • @SherbertLand
    @SherbertLand 5 місяців тому +30

    i can *retract my teeth* if needed, sir

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 5 місяців тому +30

    The fuckin A.I voices inflections in this was insanely good

  • @K1ttyGam3r
    @K1ttyGam3r 10 місяців тому +65

    Being there live for the introduction of the blue gnome (or Nega Chompski, as I like to call him) was the most surreal experience of my life

    • @crowandcat
      @crowandcat 6 днів тому +1

      i really think you should name him something else. i really do.

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 6 днів тому +1

      @@crowandcat I meant like… as in negative. The evil version. I didn’t think about that in all honesty

    • @crowandcat
      @crowandcat 6 днів тому

      @@K1ttyGam3r LMAO its ok 😭

  • @ThePhenom65
    @ThePhenom65 7 місяців тому +65

    19:45 is so fucking cursed and I love it

    • @doot4246
      @doot4246 5 місяців тому +8

      W H A T T H E F U CK D O E S T H A T M E A N ? !

  • @mannequia8294
    @mannequia8294 10 місяців тому +119

    So if the blue gnome has a lubrication meter and 4 humor meters, does that mean every individual gnome has their own set of meters? Are there some meters inherent to all gnomes and they pick up more meters as they grow like some sort of cutie mark?

  • @seescethething
    @seescethething 6 місяців тому +29

    The way the Blue Gnome exclaims, "WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM!?"

  • @kingsteve4304
    @kingsteve4304 Рік тому +98

    Within the kefabe of the gnomes being Ai agents.
    I like to picture Blue was disabled from the games code by Red(we know Red has some influence on the game via the meters) so Red could take Blue's place.
    But during the year long break(of which red was conscious of), Blue managed to escape and finally properly spawn in the game.
    However, all that time spent not fulfilling his sole purpose of being an Ai companion to Wayne, sufficiently corrupted his adaptive personality to the sexual maniac we see in the series.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 7 місяців тому +5

      You have a health meter. How much influence do you have on _your_ game? Fallacy

    • @Rajclaw
      @Rajclaw 4 місяці тому

      @@quantumblauthor7300the red gnome does in fact alter the game, making all npcs mute, the meters are not an example of their power though.

  • @ChromaverseProductions8166
    @ChromaverseProductions8166 5 місяців тому +29

    20:04 is pure terror

  • @hogpilot9735
    @hogpilot9735 Рік тому +40

    Oh Hello Again Officer~~!!

  • @Deadeye4644
    @Deadeye4644 5 місяців тому +14

    i like to imagine some guy out there watching this is like
    "should we be worried about his mental health?"

  • @zachlander5604
    @zachlander5604 6 місяців тому +17

    0:12 He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried there

  • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
    @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Рік тому +41

    ThANK you OFFICER for this COMPILATION ha ha hoooooOOO!

  • @MrBoblino
    @MrBoblino 5 місяців тому +13

    “No, he’s a liar, he’s a shithead” 13:07

  • @qwertyqeys
    @qwertyqeys Рік тому +31

    he IS kinda like a gome tho

  • @nevardthegreat6440
    @nevardthegreat6440 7 місяців тому +33

    I really want to know what would happen if he brought the blue gnome to the end.

  • @catch-2321
    @catch-2321 Рік тому +79

    RIP Gay Gnome.

    • @searadish
      @searadish Рік тому +44

      this implies that gnomes are not inherently homoerotic, which is factually incorrect

    • @herbertnorman617
      @herbertnorman617 Місяць тому +2

      Personally, I think the blue gnome is 'pansexual' - not in the proper meaning, as in "attracted to all genders", but more literally as "attracted to any/everything in existence"

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 Місяць тому

      @@herbertnorman617 omnisexual like Rick Sanchez then.... u right

  • @Last-of-the-Crimes
    @Last-of-the-Crimes 8 місяців тому +18

    18:19 Wayne the tank engine

  • @wyattmurphy7153
    @wyattmurphy7153 3 місяці тому +3

    The greatest and best line:
    "GLOOGA MY FUCKIN DUALIES!!"

  • @c.finley9660
    @c.finley9660 4 місяці тому +3

    It's underrated how Gnome just immediately closes ranks to stare in the camera and call blue tuy a creep

  • @notaclass-d1822
    @notaclass-d1822 6 місяців тому +9

    i cant believe this blue bastard is fused with waynes pc now

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 4 місяці тому +5

    I am like a gooooome...

  • @Joshy-
    @Joshy- 7 місяців тому +16

    24:53 W!!

  • @FUNKCAT1
    @FUNKCAT1 5 місяців тому +5

    I have never been so terrified of a garden gnome in my life.

  • @dogvtf
    @dogvtf Рік тому +17

    SEE YA LATER MY SWEET SIR

  • @faedragonlucy
    @faedragonlucy 2 місяці тому +3

    I really hope we get a behind the gnomes video someday, I really wanna know who and how they did all the dialogue. I wanna assume Baaulp and Mike were going crazy on the keyboard for all this.

    • @darickcastle5371
      @darickcastle5371 Місяць тому +5

      They already did the behind the gnome stream, Sawsily has the vod for it if you look it up.

  • @Scottish_Pyro
    @Scottish_Pyro 10 місяців тому +11

    30:55 why does nobody talk about this part??? ayo???
    Edit: 19:46 also this part

  • @angrychompski
    @angrychompski Рік тому +8

    gnome chompski and his wisdom

  • @ilikebarrels
    @ilikebarrels Рік тому +11

    I love the confused woahs

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +11

    6:35 L M A O

  • @Rajclaw
    @Rajclaw 4 місяці тому +1

    Can’t wait for the gnomes to make a comeback in half life 2 vr

  • @josegaldamez6504
    @josegaldamez6504 Рік тому +9

    I'm afraid

  • @grinchyskellington
    @grinchyskellington 11 місяців тому +17

    He is literally me

  • @Dynoexpert12
    @Dynoexpert12 Місяць тому

    @Cancur Why did you send me this when you did i can't stop coming back to this

  • @JipThornville
    @JipThornville 2 місяці тому

    Hello there! Officer!~

  • @DallyASMR
    @DallyASMR 7 місяців тому +5

    Because of the ending does this mean that the good ending is taking tge blue gnome as well? Or just the blue gnome alone?

    • @lofaber5664
      @lofaber5664 4 місяці тому +1

      No that gives you the worse ending

  • @linkibear8644
    @linkibear8644 4 місяці тому

    This is so disturbing xD

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +5

    7:38 half life 3 almost existed?

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +3

    3:11 lmao

  • @CommanderPeelz
    @CommanderPeelz 4 місяці тому

    Did they actually get Gabe Newell to voice those joke commentary blurbs or was it AI?

    • @fatterhorner
      @fatterhorner 3 місяці тому +5

      AI text to speech recreation of Gaben's voice

  • @theaeronshow2023
    @theaeronshow2023 3 місяці тому

    My favorite moment:
    "You're walking away from my perfect vacuum seal sir!"
    AUUGH!!!
    (This means the blue gnome probably farted when Wayne entered.)

    • @hermanmunster4607
      @hermanmunster4607 2 місяці тому +1

      Pretty sure he's talking about oral sex here

  • @apachelol
    @apachelol Рік тому +1

    Hooty as Gnome

    • @thetrunkmonkey6151
      @thetrunkmonkey6151 11 місяців тому +8

      i don't remember hooty being the biggest pervert of all time

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +1

    1:03 lmao

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +1

    9:22 LMAO WHAT THE-

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +1

    6:18 lmao

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +6

    15:47 A-

    • @handlenottaken
      @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +2

      17:13 damn that scared the shit out of me

    • @handlenottaken
      @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +1

      19:47 WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FU-

    • @serious643
      @serious643 10 місяців тому +10

      @@handlenottaken dude how many comments are you gonna leave on this video

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@serious643he has a lot to say dude

    • @seescethething
      @seescethething 4 місяці тому

      Too many words for the UA-cam text limit apparently. Has to split them up into 100 small comments to get it all out.

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken 11 місяців тому +2

    7:20 WHAT THE FU-

  • @nebulaproductions7863
    @nebulaproductions7863 5 місяців тому +3

    20:04 is pure terror