Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint” Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
"excuse me, waiter" "Yes sir?" "It appears to be that there are bread found in my pepperonies" "My mistakes sir, we shall replace your meal with the finest one our chef can make"
Oh my god I had a lady who ordered the exact same thing at my store. Medium traditional crust, no sauce, no cheese, as thin a crust as you can make and still have no holes, cut into 4 slices. Extra spinach on top because she actually wanted it to burn up and get crispy. It was a bitch delivering that shit to her and keeping some of it together. Never tipped ordered twice a week. She also called my boss because I told her it would burn in the oven. But I whole heartedly agree on this gross "pizza". From the extra side tray instead of cooking the pepperoni UNDER the cheese like a person with sense would do, to pouring that disgusting pepperoni grease on top. Just nasty dude. If that was bacon grease id say yeah but pepperoni grease is just salt and salt flavored grease.
Waiter: “How was you meal sir.”
Guy: “I found a pizza in my pepperoni.”
fr 😭
No Fr😂😭😭❤️
Lmoooo literally
Underrated
"Terribly sorry, sir." *gets bucket of pepperoni and pours it*
"Ok that's good
Ok that's good
OK THATS GOOD
THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKING PEPPERONI"
LMAO I REMEMBER THAT ONE MEME.
Also Im the 100th like! :D
How dare you?!
There is no such thing as too much pepperoni.
@cnordegren there definitely is
Literally said this exact thing watching this
😂
"Chef, we have 5 bags of pepperoni that expires tomorrow "
Chef: say no more...
😂😂
Pretty much 😂
Lol 😂😂 ha got em
Also The Cher : We Are Going Bankrupt We Gotta Save Up Pepperoni's
😂😂😂
1st bite: tastes like heaven
2nd bite: takes you there
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha..thats new one.
3 bite made you wonder what send you there
“How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza!”
“Depends, how many ya got in stock?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternative comment: Hey how much pepperoni do you want on your pizza?
yes.
Yes, I'd like some pizza with those pepperonis
I would unironically try this though
@@redacculous 💀
I chuckled 😂
Waiter: "How much pepperoni would you like on your pizza sir?"
Customer: "Enough to kill 2 fully grown elephants please."
😂😂😂
This is the most American way to eat pizza
Starts with enough bread for 4 pizzas and topped with enough crap to cover ten
Customer: "Yes!"
All the pepperoni you have
I got an indirect heartburn watching this
Exactly my thought! 😂
EXACTLY... that sauce really did it
I loo ok at a brain hearing you
Lost
@@YourAUTISTIC you lost your brain decades ago Buddy,dont worry
How do you want your pizza sir?
*_Make it my last meal._*
"how do you want your pizza sir?"
the last supper
Bro got the oil from the pepperoni and mixed with Mayonnaise ☠️
THIS IS MORE STUPIDER!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
@@agentesmith3 ranch
Bruh, for real. The cholesterol is going to send you in the forever box really quickly
"Sir would you like a Pepperoni Pizza or a Pizza Pepperoni?"
I was JUST about to make this comment 😭
The customer : Yes
“A healthy amount of pepperoni is served”
Ah I see my diet is working
Still not enough bruh
“This need to be on your devour list”
"Healthy"
Welp, they don't call it a die-t for nothing
Peperoni
take a bite and then take that next bite beside god 😂
First bite taste like heaven, the next bite takes you there
Wahahaa 😅
Yoooooo😂😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@_andre007did you think this up yourself? It’s hilarious!!
WE GETTIN A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌋🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Pilonidal cyst
THIS IS GARBAGE!!!!
El Burdigato Supreme already explodes our toilet.
Some people think this is the Ketogenic diet but...
Not Funny
The oil into the sauce to be poured on the pizza killed it
Fat*
nah bro
For real eww
It was over after the second scoop of pepperonis. 🤮
Gottdam STROKE from all that grease!!
"How would you like your pizza, sir?"
*Heart attack amount*
No shit right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drinking oil amount
Without hesitaaaation siiiiir 🤓
Wella for me fellas it a biiiiig yes🤓✋
Do you want some Pizza with your Pepperoni?
Dammit👍
shut up and take my like
#truce⏸️😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is a repost too
Lmao was bouta say the same thing 😅
I can imagine Gordon Ramsay having a stroke if someone did this in front of him.
I'd actually like to see him react to this 😂
so would the person eating it
Also italians
We call that the old “heart failure” slice
no that's a different item on their menu
yes heart failure brings you to heaven
@@zabou3867even the acid reflux is crying
@@zabou3867 anyone who would willingly eat a pizza like this is going straight to hell don’t even
😂😂😂
Guy: How much pepperoni do you use in a single pizza?
Chef: YES!
“And, sir, do you want some pizza with your pepperoni?”
Lol
Clogged arteries entered the chat
If you add some drain cleaner, there won't be any clogs
Atherosclerosis
hell no
😂🤣😂🤣
The hospital*
I’m just sitting here going “no, no, no, noooo”
I enjoy pepperoni as much as the next guy, but I wasn’t expecting the next guy to be the grim reaper
"would you like a pepperoni with a side of pizza?"
‘‘Can i get a pepperoni with pizza topping’’
I would.
"I'd like more pizza on my pepperoni please"
"Excuse me Sir.There is some pizza in my pepperoni."
😂😂
Bro literally dumped the grease in whatever that ranch lookin stuff was and served it back as a garnish…. Im good on that big dawg 😭💯
Lol for real. We need some heart awareness for this kind of stuff.
@@TheAluvisify 3 bites and right to the er😂
It's fine...🗣️🗣️
The first plate of pepperoni was enough.
😂😂
1st bite: ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
Nah this isn't comfort food anymore. This is for when you hate yourself and want to drown you sorrows in grease
Would be fine if they drained the pepperoni and not add more used fat with the bottle
Discomfort Food
Its kinda fuckin gross. Absolute waste and excess.
The bread is the most unhealthy part of this .
"Sir your pepperoni is ready, would you like pizza on it?"
"Under it, thank you..."
"Sorry, sir?"
(Stares, with dominance) "Under it."
@@mred777Ah, hell naw, bro really did it💀
*"(Stares, with dominance)"*
Clever
Under it
I don't mind extra pepperoni, but that's insane.
WERE GOING TO HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I will cause everything I watch this video
I feel sick
My veins would immediately clog if I took a bite of that pizza.
heart attack with a side of cardiac arrest 😭🙏
average pizza in america
you sound weak to me
This is what comes before heart attack.
Acid reflux just uppercut me 😂😩
Same
Fr bro that abdominal pain to 😂
Prevacid ain't helping that!!!
Those gotta be some godlike 6 minute abs
Facts
That first bite blistered my mouth
1st bite : ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
Edit : thanks for the likes!
😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Best version of this joke yet
@@LizardDoggono, it isn't. Shut up
"Well at least all that grease isnt gonna be pooled on the pizza"
*USES AS SAUCE*
Rumor has it that if you can house their giant pepperoni pizza in under 30 minutes, they'll give you a t-shirt and a free colonoscopy.
😂
Lol will you need it? That oil will make it all slip out easily 😂
Or pay for your funeral.
@@MircomFan
Unless you’re a fat giant guy, it’s impossible to handle all those harden meats.
☠️
Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint”
Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
😂😂
Your gut sounds weak.
Damn. Now I gotta run to the toilet just watching this.
You are going to be waiting a long time. That pizza alone will make you constipated for weeks.
That looks fire. Genuinely where I live we don’t get pizza like that or hot honey pizza it’s just our Indian and Pakistani making pizza 😂
Its poop time like a duck
Lawd have mercayy😂😂
@@SeraphoftheRoundTableI Think You Might Be Dead By Then
My guy, that is literally a taste of Cardiac arrest😢
WE'RE GETTING A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I was gonna comment that
I think I’d have a heart ataaaaaaaaaack!!🎶🎶
His motto is clearly he is here for a good time not a long time
Y'all killing yourselves
Look at all the health nuts in the comments 😂😂😂 go back to eating almond milk and gluten free bread weirdo this channels not for that bye.
This should be illegal
Aren’t we all?
That’s heaven right there
@@Chronic41745no that’s a ticket to heaven
"How much grease would you like for your heart attack?"
"Yes, immediate heart attack."
I can feel the heartburn through the screen
The added oil from the pepperoni to the sauce is where he lost me man 😂 like you ain’t gotta do that bro!
How to make Italians crazy in 35 seconds
It’s not even about italians , it’s just unnecessary unhealthy, it’s crazy.
Lol Italians have got to be the worst with crying about authenticity in food.
Like it takes any effort to offend an Italian
How to make a normal person crazy and disgusted i'm 35 seconds
@@GorillaGunner94I know Italians really gatekeep their food. It’s annoying
Guy smiling is smiling in the end cuz he got a free pizza inside the Pepperoni ☠️
Lmao💀
Nu-uh 💀
Idiocracy
My heart is hearing boss music rn
When Grandma asks if you want pepperonis on your pizza.
"I want a pepperoni pizza but hold the pizza please"
"One Instant heart attack please"
"Sure, that will be one pepperoni pizza"
I swear that first bite must have been the most flavourful thing he's ever tried
-Hey hey sir, there's some pizza in your pepperonis. 🍕
Oh my god bro made a sauce with the grease 💀💀
Nasty af
America 💀
😂😂😂
🤮
He just mixed it with the ranch.
“Ooh my stomach bubblin”
*FART*
S/O unc
😂😂😂
OMG.... your bloody kidding...
That looks great 👍
"This is what I'm takin about!! . . A little dough and sauce with my PEPPERONI!!"
The first bite tastes, like heaven, the second one takes you there
Underrated comment 😂
🥱
🤖
overused npc ahh comment think of something original
Overused
Grease sauce was unnecessary and actually made it disgusting
agreed 💯
Something to balance out the saltiness of the pepperoni would of been better but they just went straight in with the grease sauce.
Its honey
@@45441 they literally poured the grease from the pan they cooked the pepperoni in into the bottle...
But it has mayonnaise so it's ok
this is a once in a life time meal most literally
“Would you like some pizza with your pepperoni sir?”
Na I’m good
Stop stealing comments
@@roomshaka 😂
should be called “Heart-Attack Speedrunning Pizza”
At that point just run to the store and buy a packet of pepperoni along with some mozzarella cheese
That's gotta be more than one packet of pepperoni.
@@danielpatterson5189 okay then, 5 packets of pepperoni
@@twistedaxles9126bro that’s like 20😭
Heart Attack Pizza🤩 I love that kind
My blood pressure went up by just watching this 😂😂😂
His heart probably started beating like crazy with that first bite
I'm pretty sure bros heart didn't even beat it just stopped💀
Das wird definitiv widerlich schmecken.
@@Bloodsport081nien..is gud ya!
So much aggressiveness
Naw it just quit beating, I'm positive
The first bite tastes like heaven ,the second one takes you there
such an over used, copy and paste, unfunny npc comment. no way you wrote this thinking it was funny right?
@@chrisb2038It is funny.
@@migzy4704 if youre an npc sure
@chrisb2038 why are you so pressed ?😂
@@chrisb2038get over yourself
everyone in the EU right now is thinking "so this is why america has such an obesity problem"
Heartburn special 😂!! I cant do pepperoni anymore !! Id be dieing after that 😂!!
dying*
This pizza looks like it’s gonna give an Italian a heart attack just by looking at it.
Savage dude 😂😂
Nothing like good ol' pepperoni grease sauce ⚰️
All I see is heartburn ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Sweet merciful god! I can hear my heart screaming!
In glee!
One bite literally gonna take me to heaven.
bot
@@cachelammotquabombtainha5m372yah what about bottom💀
Not gonna lie this might be the first time it’s actually true one bite really might kill you
why tho meat is alyways healthy if descluding for stomach, oh wait thats america so if the cheese is plastic wtf is this?
@@heckinglol1188 bro.. its not about the cheese... look how fucking greasy that pepporoni is, ungodly amounts of oil, its literally swimming in it.
"hey you got pizza with pepperoni today?"
Guy : no i had pepperoni with an extra pizza
"This is what I mean when I say I want a pepperoni pizza."
Dude you don't want a pizza, you want a full-blown, drop-dead HEART ATTACK DISH.
1st bite: Oh that's good👍
2nd bite: Oh that's god 💀
🥇 best comment
Fr
@@Poe-007most overused comment ever, never the best comment
@@jaredroper3618 lol 😂
nah it's 1st:oh that's shit
2nd: oh shit
Bro he put the pepperoni on a fucking cheese dish after it’s baked. That’s the real war crime here
He just poured a pan full of grease on top of the pizza. Disgusting
fax🤢
He made it into pepporoni flavored mayo
Jummy-Jummy
Food for pigs
Cowards. Absolutely shameful.
Whoever thought this up needs to be put in jail
"excuse me, waiter"
"Yes sir?"
"It appears to be that there are bread found in my pepperonies"
"My mistakes sir, we shall replace your meal with the finest one our chef can make"
the finer meal is just more pepperoni
My heart is just slowly stopping while looking at this
My mans heart really saying "If you don't stop, I will"
That first bite, tastes like heaven.!!!
The second bite, sends you there ☠️
Most waiters: enjoy you pizza
This waiter: enjoy your heart attack.
Heart:
"if you dont stop i will!"
I would have heartburn for 10 years if I ate this
Now imagine sending it back stating that there is no pizza with this pepperoni.
WE OUT THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE ❕❕🗣️🗣️🗣️♥️♥️🏥🏥
One bite you think you're in heaven, The second bite sends you there.
?
💀💀💀
This comment is stolen on every video lol
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
Stolen comment
I worked at a pizza place for two years. This is the dumbest pizza I've ever seen, and I've cooked a no sauce, no cheese, and just vegetables pizza.
The pizza you made is the one that sounds like the dumbest pizza ever made.
At least that pizza is edible. This will require a whole ass bottle of pepto bismol
I haven’t worked at a pizza place for two years. This is the dumbest pizza I’ve ever seen.
Oh my god I had a lady who ordered the exact same thing at my store. Medium traditional crust, no sauce, no cheese, as thin a crust as you can make and still have no holes, cut into 4 slices. Extra spinach on top because she actually wanted it to burn up and get crispy. It was a bitch delivering that shit to her and keeping some of it together. Never tipped ordered twice a week. She also called my boss because I told her it would burn in the oven.
But I whole heartedly agree on this gross "pizza". From the extra side tray instead of cooking the pepperoni UNDER the cheese like a person with sense would do, to pouring that disgusting pepperoni grease on top. Just nasty dude. If that was bacon grease id say yeah but pepperoni grease is just salt and salt flavored grease.
bro worked at the good pizza great pizza ahh shop
Waiter: "How much pepperoni do you want"
Customer: "yes"
I gained 5 pounds just watching this
I just imagine DJ Khalid saying another one while Piglet stands there shocked and appalled lol
"sir how would you like your pizza"
"extra pepperoni with a heart attack on the side."
The only thing I can say about this pizza is, COME TO PAPA!!! 😁
I can't believe you squirted oil on top of that pepperoni. That doofus is gonna ooze oil out his bunghole for the next 48 hours.
Hi Ron! 😂
Hi Ron! 😂
waiter : "what's your order sir ?"
me : "one heart attack please"
NAH 😂😂😂 That is overkill 😂😂😂
Waiter: what would you like sir
Guy: diabetes