I Beat Minecraft with Realistic Physics
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- I Beat Minecraft with Realistic Physics
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Bionic: I'm not gonna speedrun
Bionic a little later: *accidently speedruns*
True
True
True true
True true true
100th like
I mean if bionic could reply this would be the best day of my life
I feel bad that you have five likes so so I can give you one
Im not bonc but hello
I'm really sorry:(
Nope your plan didint work
Bonc
Bionic - Minecraft with physics
But also Bionic - Placing cooblestone Along Wall Without caring about gravity
5:30
Me: Watching bionic
Online class: Hello
Uh
Lmao
whenever i watch this my professor always has sum to say
😂😂😂
"Beating Minecraft with Realistic physics"
Me: Wait a minute that's illigal
Free property
I cant like... 69 likes
Me either
been there
Next: beating undertale with minecraft physics.
Bionic:real life physics
10 minutes later in the nether: wood floating
Lol
LOL
Also leaves at the start.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Bionic’s intro: poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee...
YOOOOOL
@@opoty3791 eyyy hahah late gang
Me too
Haha
Later gang lol
New challenge: Beat Minecraft only with voice
Gongingaan
That would be epic
Ar u actually baldonic?
@@BROKEN.WRENCH.GARAGE nu ha a fen
Oh oke
I just noticed that there is a mega baldonic
Bionic: I’m not gonna speedrun it
Also bionic: speedruns it
Me: 😐
Bionic breaks a door “THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL”
and when he killed the iron golem that is creepy man
6:34 When u have a nightmare, so you go into your parents room and then you just go back because your gonna have more nightmares anyway from what your eyes have just witnessed
🤣🤣🤣🤣
idk man, idk..
Bionic: COME HERE PIG
Techno: So you have chosen death
I like how he said "I'm not gonna speedrun" but he still does it
Dot
Thats true 😂
Yeeeeeeeee
World record 17 mins
Lmao
Can we appreciate that Bonc made Skeletons have blood😂😂
that dosnt make sense skeleton had no blood like what well i am gonna yeet myself bye im gonna yeet
He didn't make the mod
Hor nor ha mor
Undertale Fans: IS IT SANS?
@@sultanmuhammadal-fatih4764 no s*** sherlock
Bionic: Im so sorry!
Also Bionic: *does it again*
If your friend doesn't know what cursed Minecraft is, show them this vid 😂😂
Fr tho😂😂
I don't have friends..
Finally the video came
I want to join
@@richardshiau9062 good
Discombobulated: Confused and disconcerted.
Iron Golem dies into millions of pieces
Bionic: 😱
Bionic: This should be illegal
Also Bionic 5 seconds later: We have to do it again
How the fuck is that illegal tho
@@randomvideos1431 idk thats what he said
"Discombobulated" -Baldonic
(im dieing in laughter 😂😂)
Does he know whats disintegrated😂
@@deaconswartz6048 look at his profile picture and think.
@@fyvoz7498 ??
@@deaconswartz6048 he doesn't know ok? He's a kid
@@deaconswartz6048 you're probably a kid too If you didn't get the joke
4:26 This part had me laughing for so long XD
xD
6:33 this part had me laughing even longer...
Help
bonc: let’s mine diamonds
cave: get collapsed
its bionic not bonc
@@nub2814 bonconic
@@nub2814 bonc bonc bonc
@@nub2814 nobody cares we call him bonc and bionic
@@magnus_winter YEAH AND IM GONNA CALL HIM BIONIC
Althought its terrifying, Its still pretty satisfying - SunTzu, The Art of War
Yes
Ur mum gay - Butt Tzu, The Art of Punga
Bionic:Oh no im so sorry
Also Bionic: *does it again*
Doesn’t everyone just love how he made a child shatter?
It was poor but terrifying
I love it
I would like but it’s on 69 likes I don’t anaman ruin it
JOEL ESPELIMBERGO psychopath
True
Can’t we go back to the old days where minecraft was wholesome and not cursed
Yep those were the golden days but if it wasn’t modded or like cursed we would see Minecraft how you see it today
Nah. We need hell
yea..
@Stephen Curry ua-cam.com/video/SFY3jdYYtow/v-deo.html XDDD
NO I LOVE CURSED MINECRAFT GOONGANGINGGANG!!!👌
Bionic, if u don't like the mobs getting chopped to bits, just change it to ragdoll. It's much more satisfying
Bionics first words: g-g-
His parents and relatives: HE iS going to say grandpa
Bionic: GunGAngiNgaNgUngAngIngaNG
Seriouslyyy😂😂
SOOOOO TURE
lololololol
Lmao
@@airbrat01 true*
I KNEW THAT BONC WOULD DO THIS
@Angel G B bonc
@Angel G B yea bonc
Did u really?
Yea ik i knew as soon as he did the community post and he also had a comment on AsianHalfSquats vuf
Bonc
Nobody:
Bionic: it just discombobulated itself
discombobulated is a real word
lol
@@marleywolfe1798 I know
Wao ppl actually know this word , I thought no one knew or used this word lol
school: why did u not come to school yesterday
Me: just watching some bionic
Fun fact : everyone say they are first but bionic is everytime first
Q
Funny so true though
R/technicallythetruth
@@GhostIy_Games thank
@@Flipbookart275 thank
Bionic: *eats raw chicken*
His Hunger: did you hear something? eh I guess it was nothing
The world caves in on itself
Me: so this is how ravines are made
lol
Bonc: tariffed by miner guts in Minecraft..
Not Bonc: plays call of duty
Bonc? more like BONK!!!
Fun Fact: A nether fortress is rarer than pink sheep
“Im good at throwing *balls* back”
-Bionic 2021
6:33
@@bonbocombo4858 its actually 8:16
@@Boxnetic no I was showing him another weird moment
UA-cam: DEMONETIZED for shattering a kid
TRUE
Fr
@Aayush Gaming enjoy the sub mate
@@markkamunya7246 yaas
lets see how many people hate me in this comment :troll:
I like how the beds explosion go along with the beat of the song
They do that epic
Dictionary 1 day ago: normal
Dictionary today: breaking new the UA-camr bionic has created a new word know as discombobulate, the definition is killing a chicken with a axe.
"Rosses are Red"
"Violet are Blue"
"When Bionic Suffers"
"He gets a View"
u Spelled Roses and Violent
Bionic: Somehow gets less than 20 minutes. Also bionic: Ok I'm not gonna speedrun
Bionic: I don’t like killing things
True Pacifist Run initiate
no one:
me reading the title: uh oh....
Same bro same 🤣
I didn't read the tittle either
bro i didnt even look at the Title LOL
Mono
@@gamercats6536 u lie
I like it When bionic Break the Door sooo Satisfying
Let's just add this to the cursed folder
This is disturbing and i have goosebumps at 10 freaking years old
Wait you have to be an age to get goosebumps
@@ceo_of_marc4856 lol no, it's just a normal human reaction that everybody has
Bionic: *breaks a door* wait that’s illegal!
Me: hmmm or IS IT hahahahahahahhaha
"I dont like killing things"
Dude litterally does a uhc so he could KILL
your right
I laughed so hard at 3:27
:/
I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD 😂 WHEN HE SAID “RUN BABY MAN" THEN EXPLODE I EVEN CHOKED MYSELF
😂😂
Pyschopath
👩
Me in summer and I see bionic bald makes me laugh
The Blazes Looks Like French Fries When You Kill Em?
🤢🤮🤮😱🤯😰😥😥😥🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 that means there deadly because they would have lave and fire in them or things and if they look food what is wrong with you
@@fadingcoyote5749 bruh it looks like french fries
@@weirdlystupid then your dead if you eat that because it has lave and bad stuff init
@@fadingcoyote5749 why puke emojis??
@@fadingcoyote5749 it looks like French fries. I never said I would eat them. I said they look like it. And how do you know if its bad to eat a blaze? You dont.
"Beating Minecraft with this mod would be a meme"said bionic calmly.
(Alt title)GUTS EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Idk how it feels and “Idk I feel about that”
Me:me to
Friend:" hey who is this bionic youtuber"
Me:" well he is the king of cursed minecraft"
Bionic: I am not going to speedrun.
Bionic again: “accidentally” speedruns
my gut when i saw you killing cow: Ima need to head out.
it just discombobulated himself! is that even a word?
It is if u see in captions THAT MEANS HE A GENUIS
Smile through the worst, smile through the danger. All might reference. Nice.
me reading the title: yeah ima dip
k
lol
But you’re here...
Let’s see how many subs I can gain from this comment
Current subs 605
ok
The first word that comes to mind? Hmmmm
*Blursed*
The first thing that popped up in my brain was wow that's satisfying
Who else is just waiting for gamer react to add what happened on 7:18 😂😂😭😭
ME
Fun fact: when you put fun fact in a comment everyone will read the whole comment
Omg you got me
True
Nice way to get likes
Umm how u know
You are right
His older stuff is definitely better and more entertaining that his current vids.
Schlatt Anybody? Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
@that1boihaha Lol
when bionic´s axe breaks: my pickaxe broke xD xD xD
Realistic physics+Shaders will take minecraft to next level.
The intro already had me going”poor computer”
ahahahahahah
"Roses are red."
"Violets are blue."
"As long as bionic suffers."
He gets a view."
Yes
Lol
yes 👏🏿
Roses are red
Violets are blue
As long as bionic dies
He does not survive
bionic: *destroys one corner of the villager house:
"Oh nooo!! I'm so so-"
also bionic: *proceeds to destroy the house even more
bionic:” if you didn’t read the title for some reason”
me: starts reading the title.
Me: *mines a stone block in cave*
Cave’s sturdiness: adios
Adios mi master xd
No one:
Bionic: thh1ss 1sss not g0od 1 second later
Bionic: TH11IS IS P3RFEEEEECT!!!1!!!!!
8:36
piglin: GIMMe chese
The people that are watching: AY JUST GIVA HIM CHESE
bonc: no
You can change the settings to give you all of the blocks that were broken other than the main one
BIONIC BE LIKE: POGGGGGGG
BIONIC BE LIKE: MUNIFNFJFBDUDN C
BIONIC BE LIKE: GOOGANGGINGGANG
BIONIC BE LIKE: I LIKE YA CUT G
EVERYONE: SHUT UPPPPPPP
I love how he says “ I’m calling the cops!!”
"Although it's terrifying, It's still pretty satisfying"
~Bionic 2021
Fying fying
@@irfanhqmhaqimisma3833 lmao
@@kryptxnwastaken L O L!!!!!!!!?!!?!??!!??!??!!!!!??!!!??!
@@kryptxnwastaken hi I'm a Muslim
Me: Bionic want to hear the rarity of you spawning at that place in the nether?
Bionic: No
I don’t like killing things... x2
-Bonc 2021
binnocic like killing thing and now he dont like it now bruh -__-
I clicked on it so fast I'm on my way to the hospital
My finger really huyts
Thats tuff
Bionic: i don’t like killing things
The ender dragon:
"It just discombobulated itself"
Me when I heard discombobulated: XD
:fun fact: if you make a comment people read the whole thing : where’s my like
3:45 ✨😳 it just discombobulated itsself😳✨3:47 ✨ is that even a word?!✨
Yea it a word
The only realistic thing is the skeletons “decobulating”
Alternate title: everything is gravel and sand
Who else wanted to see him just smash the entire end island?
"Claim your before 1M views tickets here" 📃📃📃📃
Hi
Edit:was I first that’s not a bot lol
Yup I think you were first lucky you
Yes
Probably
Indeed you are
You were 2nd
Yooooooo this is nuts you’re insane man
Fun Fact: your not on full screen rn.
True
@Kid Kham bruh it’s the top comment that means when you get in the video it’s the first thing you see
Omg genius
Yrp
What how
Alternate title: minecraft but when you break a block it falls to pieces
kinda not catch
Alternate title: Minecraft but discombobulate
Bionic:WOAH I SPAWNED IN A Village. Bionic:(makes new worlds until find a village
“Imagine someone beats minecraft with realistic physics, that would be such a meme” I saw this comment on one other video about realistic physics in minecraft, but I didnt expect someone to actually do it 😳
Bro can this man calm down? He starts screaming when every little thing happens geez
bionic: *breaks diamond*
the whole cave that stays still because of the diamond: *collapses*
Claim your “first” here
Got it
f i r s t