What made me get up in the morning back in the days was that I'd put my phone on the other side of the room with volumes high AF, and Have my alarm clock as the most inapporpiate "Skip the lovin' and get to fuxkin' " ratchet "You better have that child support money" types of song. (Mind y'all I was in middle/high school and lived with my parents). Every time my phone went off, Id run like hell to turn that shit off before my parents could hear. It'll give me a heart attack every morning but at least I got out of my bed.
It's funny to me that Joe mentioned he's playing the game Yakuza. It's because of that game I accidentally found JK News a few months ago and subscribed.
How ironic I got this notification at 4am whilst binge watching teen wolf(its very important I’m illegally watching the very last episode ever on some dodgy website) ...but I guess technically I am a morning person
I recently listened to Sam Harris saying something very simple and reasonable. We tend to just assume to be good at things like focusing, relaxing, thinking, anything that requires mental work, or no work. But if we want to become better runners, get stronger etc. we understand that we need to practice. Our brain is adaptive, just like we adapt to physical exercise we can adapt to mental exercise. Hence why practising mental awareness with such as meditation can help a lot.
The whole basis if meditation is not to have no thought. Having excessive thoughts is only a display of the vast emptiness that is your mind. You must acknowledge and watch your thoughts pass by without chasing then and be in awe of the things your mind can produce.
Hi Jk news, i am a new fan here from the Philippines. I saw that you made a video abt the haunting of a child with a crooked head. I found an article for the continuation from FB. i submitted the article thru ur link. Looking forward to see you make a video abt it.
Astro Jay but its michael tho. You’re telling me if michael showed up at your door and said “HEEHEEE *crotch grab* i wanna twiddle your children” you wouldnt hand them over in an instant? Ignorant...
They have lights you can buy that work on timers and you set them for around the one you wake up and when they slowly turn on and the light produces like vitamin D sunlight so it helps you wake up and get vitamins
Yes they still have stockpile of older JKNews videos. Seems like they spread out all their Steve videos lol, Tiffany has the Selena shirt in videos from a month ago
To answer Joe's verbiage in the first part of the video. That's what happens when you wake up during your non REM period of sleep. I forget about the exact times you go into REM but off a guess I'd say its 4 hours in you're in REM plus 45 min intervals where you're getting out of REM until you fully wake up.
How to become a morning person: Do not stay up until 4AM watching JK news when you have class/work at 8AM.
This spoke to me on another level.
damn. you caught me.
Abraham Sepulveda omg that's me everyday lol
Try staying up til 4 am and having to wake up at 6 am just to get on the bus.
I will never stop loving sleep even though i sleep late
Same.
haha I get your name
Tiger Octopus Kwando don’t you go to sleep at 10
What joe saying is called R.E.M. sleep, you have to wake up at a certain R.E.M. you're in to feel good, whether you've had 4 or 8 hrs of sleep lol
This is why I love the weekends 😍😍😍
New jknews all day 😍😍
light curiel relax
samuel charles it’s because I have no life haha
light curiel Same here
Yo Geo lookin THICC
Bart lost weight damn GOOD FOR HIM
And Julia NICE tattoos
Popsicle11 Julia wasn't in this episode tho...
Steven Binglan 傻逼你妈的笨蛋 but, but... bu-bu-
Julia always being made fun of because of her innocence, but now she’s ‘edgy’
Brent Garcia I LOVE JULIAA
Popsicle11 He's referring to the seating arrangement. Along with the crew that usually sit there.
I LOVE THESE LIST VIDEOS!
I haven't seen sunlight in 5 days I need this video...
Me: I better go to sleep, i have work tomorrow
Also me: Lets watch a marathon of old JKnews episodes.
Steve Greene has become my favorite guest jknews member I wish he would be in more videos that guy is crazy
What made me get up in the morning back in the days was that I'd put my phone on the other side of the room with volumes high AF, and Have my alarm clock as the most inapporpiate "Skip the lovin' and get to fuxkin' " ratchet "You better have that child support money" types of song. (Mind y'all I was in middle/high school and lived with my parents). Every time my phone went off, Id run like hell to turn that shit off before my parents could hear. It'll give me a heart attack every morning but at least I got out of my bed.
Appropriate timing on the upload
Haha! It's past 1 AM right now and I've never felt more awake!
It's funny to me that Joe mentioned he's playing the game Yakuza. It's because of that game I accidentally found JK News a few months ago and subscribed.
1. Have a Mexican parents 😂
Steve is golden lol
everyyyyyyy JKN with Steve on it is literal fire I love it
Steve greene is hilarious! please have him on more!
Wow all these videos uploaded thanks guys
Wright in a journal all the random thoughts in order to quiet your mind at night and morning
lmao impossible but I'll watch it stillzzz
How ironic I got this notification at 4am whilst binge watching teen wolf(its very important I’m illegally watching the very last episode ever on some dodgy website) ...but I guess technically I am a morning person
Mia Hh ahh truee
12 am for me in NYC
Where are you from? It's midnight in Dallas.
Tentanyte watch series xx
Lisa Pineapple I’m from England xx
If I stopped watching JKNews and JKParty all damn night, I'd probably sleep more. Lol.. But I can't help it.
have a baby
Lucky G. I have two and they don't wake me up....My husband on the other hand 🤔🤔🤔
ok i guess having a baby will help me wakeup early for 10th grade, thanks for the advice
That would make you less of a morning person, because you have to wake up at all times of the night.
Yay Steve 💟💟
List of laughs that give me life:
-Casey
-bart
-Steve
I like to leave my blinds pushed slightly open so the sunlight is already in my room when I wake up.
I recently listened to Sam Harris saying something very simple and reasonable. We tend to just assume to be good at things like focusing, relaxing, thinking, anything that requires mental work, or no work. But if we want to become better runners, get stronger etc. we understand that we need to practice. Our brain is adaptive, just like we adapt to physical exercise we can adapt to mental exercise. Hence why practising mental awareness with such as meditation can help a lot.
Ever since I started watching JKNews before bed I wake up in an amazing mood
The whole basis if meditation is not to have no thought. Having excessive thoughts is only a display of the vast emptiness that is your mind. You must acknowledge and watch your thoughts pass by without chasing then and be in awe of the things your mind can produce.
steve greene become jknews family now? he is here alot.. that great!
Hi Jk news, i am a new fan here from the Philippines. I saw that you made a video abt the haunting of a child with a crooked head. I found an article for the continuation from FB. i submitted the article thru ur link. Looking forward to see you make a video abt it.
Steps to becoming a morning person: don't. Stay in bed.
Saved ya 6 steps.
The ending of Lost wasn't that it was all a dream, nor did they all die in the initial plane crash fyi.
Steve Greene is my favorite guest
My sleep schedule is fucked up
why are they still not using the new set ?
LOL fucking Green, laugh everytime hes in a video.
*Feminist Steve* at the end. I knew you were secretly one of them all along lol
Still can't believe Joe wants to give little kids to stars lol
Well don't because it was a joke.
Astro Jay but its michael tho. You’re telling me if michael showed up at your door and said “HEEHEEE *crotch grab* i wanna twiddle your children” you wouldnt hand them over in an instant? Ignorant...
I'll steal Isaac and give it to Michael
some ppl dont care about mj
Steve and,Michael should be in it together
Well I’m watching this at 5am have I slept? No. So I guess you can see I’m a morning person :)
Jess Hanne Damn. It's midnight in Texas. Where are you from?
England
That bonjour had me cracking up 😂😂
Pinhead Larry yup!
Soon on JK news : ft. DumbFoundDead & Ryan Higa
They better get Dumbfoundead, he only lives like 10 mins away from JK Office
ohh i just thought about that today, i really want dumb on jknews
Joe watching Yakuza playthroughs.
Hell yea!!
This has to be the most relatable video ever. Lol
I love steeve on this channel so much lol. for real make him a honorary jk member like david/gina
David needs to download headspace for meditating.
ayeeeee, Yakuza is the shit!!
Steve is the best guest, I think this opinion is unanimous
more steve greene lol hes funny af
Keep Steve
I legit fan girling when Joe knows the Yakuza series!
Watching this at 1am because I really want to be a morning person!😂
Bless Joe for playing the Yakuza series 😭👌Good to know that he knows Kiryu and Majima omggg
steve's shirt is epic LOL
yakuza is such a good series tho, joe has great taste
I fucken agree with David and Casey! I can't get out of bed. Once I'm out I'm fine not getting out and do this to be awake!
When its 6am and you’re hoping you’ll finally sleep after this video
Yup watched this at 5 in the morning
The Yakuza games are amazing.
Didn’t we do a similar article before??
If David uploaded his late night amazon shopping, I would for sure watch that because I am a sad piece of shit.
I am currently watching lost for the first time 😔
Hey hey hey
I'm a morning person I'm just not a waking up person
David, you need to play some music and shut your eyes. You might fall asleep on the 5th song
ahh damn Steve soooo good
I agree with David this article stupid. If I’m going around and doing something then I’m awake already!
No steps can stop me from being a nocturnal owl, all thanks to jk for uploading after midnight in my time zone 😂
I had the same experiecie as you Joe
I'm surprised Dumbfoundead's never been a guest on JK News.
Jay U. Beezy
Yeah right
Or Ryan Higa :/
you sound dumbfounded?
That would be so cool, he was in some old just kidding flims skits though.
It's currently 5 am and I just got up
Tiff's shirt doe!!!!!
Hi!!!
Here I am watching this at 4am. Lol
They're not morning people, they have PTSD.
They have lights you can buy that work on timers and you set them for around the one you wake up and when they slowly turn on and the light produces like vitamin D sunlight so it helps you wake up and get vitamins
Ivy Moore Mood lights?
Wow I’m watching this at 11 pm 🤔😬
Jinyoung IsBueaty 4am 😂😂
Mia Hh it's called timezones you dumbfuck
The SunBreaker Maybe he's saying he is watching at 4 compared to 11 you inbred piece of shit.
JINYOUNG OPPA
I'm with you David hahaha asian insomniacs!! I sleep with stand up comedy playing :'(
Never set your alarm to a song you like, let alone your favourite song
Yakuza = Awesome game :) Good sh*t Joe!
Video idea: screen capture(?) a typical night of “research” for each jk member 😂
I want nigahiga 😭
8. Sign a first grade field trip form
This list is so random lol
lol the realer opinions statement is still up? is it coz this is an old vid?
Yea
Yes they still have stockpile of older JKNews videos. Seems like they spread out all their Steve videos lol, Tiffany has the Selena shirt in videos from a month ago
To answer Joe's verbiage in the first part of the video. That's what happens when you wake up during your non REM period of sleep. I forget about the exact times you go into REM but off a guess I'd say its 4 hours in you're in REM plus 45 min intervals where you're getting out of REM until you fully wake up.
9mins in and I'm here
Dang I'm with David, everytime I go to sleep my mind keeps fcking talking...tried knocking myself out still didn't work...
WOOOAAAH I've never been this early
❤️
its official, Steve can replace any member of JK and it'll still be an awesome video.
all i learned from this video is that im the chinese girl version of david, just a lot more poor
How to become a morning person.
StepOne:
Loose all hope.
Watching this at 11: 33 pm almost morning sleepless life
I like how I always slept on the left side of the bed most of my life haha
Casey’s right David, I want to see your vlog on Amazon pot favor
Niki Nguyen pot favor
👌🏼
Every time I wake up I start screaming. It wakes me up.
im watching this at 5 in the morning
Ant funny af