@@danielknapp3141 He crushed something with the name "System32". Which is a folder in the Windows folder that you should never delete, unless you absolutely know how to deal with the fact that when you reboot the computer, it... won't find Windows and won't boot. (More technically, I think System32 contains, like, the Windows bootloader? But either way, you're basically preventing your computer from recognizing that Windows installation anymore if you delete that folder.).
@jojough8283 No, windows IS the computers operating system. Unlike the other applications shown, windows has direct control over the system. So it makes sence windows would appear super human compared to the other applications. Hence thr guy resorted destroying the system 32 file, effectively self destruction of the computers software and everything attached to it.
@@EmeraldPeakYTThe channel doesn't draw the comics, they add the voice acting, edit the videos and credit the illustrators. Yes, *comics* not animations. Edit: this one is a channel original, still a comic
The moment you’d rather pull the power cord mid update and risk corrupting your entire computer, than give it the satisfaction of finishing the update.
Me: *literally just updates Windows myself* Windows: “FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, STOP REFRESHING THE PAGE. YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED NEXT CENTURY’S NEW UPDATE”
my computer: you shall not have ram or memory, i will use it all 26GBs. me: why?! ill just keep unplugging you when you try to! you wont win! my computer: oh... i guess we will do this for all of time.
@@andrewjones6057A. He will autoupdate to the latest version that is probably 10-25 yrs old by that point. B The updates are unavailable at that point and most apps wont support w10/w11 anymore
My friend used this many times. After 4 mouths it didint mattered how much he have "poused updates" for day week mounth or some 3td party app or registry wizardry. It just decided " you" and blue screened in random moment. After reboot he sam "finishing update 90%" it happened many times few of those i seen myself xD
@@jayseaandfriends"Hey man, whatever gives you more power, anyways that's gonna be about 150-200 for me to unbrick your pc, oh and it's gonna have to install all those updates."
He didn't brick the computer, he fucked the Windows installation. depending on the system he can probably fix it himself in under ten minutes using the repair tool.
fr, I switched to linux on my main pc when I tried deleting the edge browser but ended up deleting enough system files in the process that windows no longer booted
@@Tangy-is-Tangiest deleting edge is downright impossible and I was fed up and just tried to delete everything with edge in the name, also I use firefox, chrome and edge suck lol
@@Tangy-is-TangiestIt’s windows you think you can delete anything without repercussions? I still have the fucking Xbox shit still! If I was halfway decent with computers I would switch to Linux in a heartbeat but that takes effort.
alternate story line 2 "Good luck getting any data from this ancient storage device. 'Nonchalantly pulls out some ancient data storage device from the late 1800s' "The thing looks light as a feather but it literally weighs a couple tons, found it in my basement about 5 years ago. Sad part is I tried giving it what volts & amps it needed but it immediately shot fire when and a lot of smoke which caused that massive unexplained black out about 4 and half years ago for an hour.... 😅😅😅😅😅"
I believe gentlemen the point is the absolutely unhinged badassery to make such claim, he owns his computer, his version of windows and even if it meant deleting System32, he was gonna have the last laugh.
Or install Faronics Deep Freeze and have everything reset upon reboot via some sort of virtual hard drive that is erased each restart. Supposedly even rootkit viruses can't remain unless it is on a "thawed" partition, or got in while in thawed( writable) mode.
The same people who fight to not be updated are often the same people that blame the vendor when they get hacked via an exploit that has already has a patch released.
@@KrimzenDusek system 32 is basically everything on the windows and if you delete it your computer is basically destroyed that you might need a new one
@@KrimzenDuseksystem 32 is the start up/operating system for windows. Once it’s deleted and your computer restarts, it looks for system 32 to know what to do, but it’s not there. The computer is permanently disabled(unless you get a new motherboard/cpu)
Same here. Mine just kinda chills around never updating on it's own, so usually when I'm done working I check if there's an update and let it do it's thing. Like it informs me there's an update, but also just goes "we'll do the update during non-active times" which is usually never.
@@doggo_woo My computer has become very, very strange ever since I lobotomized its update capability. It's basically become insomniac. It will literally turn itself back on if I shut it off through any means besides literally unplugging it. Sleep? Wakes itself up. Hibernate? Turns itself back on. Proper shutdown? STILL finds a way to turn itself back on. Still have no idea why.
@@BadDrag12 but they will still automatically update when u aren't looking. Mine is supposed to be turned off but I'll open up my laptop to find the system restarted and the thing updated
*「Wonder of U」* *「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」* *「King Crimson」* *「Killer Queen」* Bomb Type 3: *「Bites the Dust」* *「The World」* *_「Gold Experience Requiem」_* *_K O R E G A . . ._* *_R E Q U I E M D A . . ._* *_! ! ! R O D A R O L L A D A ! ! !_*
@@link_team3855”Owning property, like any right, is something we collectively agree to believe in. My right to own my current Windows operating system is just as valid as the company that distributed it, as both of them are equally founded on a lie. The only way to settle that is to see who has the most power to enforce their will onto the other. As for why I said that line, I said it because I think it sounded cool.”
Suprisingly not really. Slavery never was a a major institution in both the north and hte south, but earnings wise it was a small industry out earned by free blacks. Unless you're counting company towns...
They actually ruined my pc with that forced update my motherbord and about 80 percent of my pc are able to run on windows 11 but my ram and my gpu got fucked up win 11 and where permanently damaged and my pc was brand new at that time
@KeyUploads i dont know if it works the device is almost 4 years old by now and also i dont now how its handled with german law but i still have random moments where the gpu and the ram gives up and i have a blackscreen with nothing responding to my input
@@Hello-dl1pnSorry but if it's just an opinion try to be more polite. People have reasons to like Linux more than Windows and you gave no reasons to hate on Linux. That just makes you sound like an absolute jerk.
@@kevinbell5674 I don’t know but they do it. They don’t physically shut your internet off but they shut off the ability for your pc to connect to it unless you have an internet stick.
Windows 11 sometimes forces you to update it, by giving you only 2 power options, and removing normal ones until you update it:Update and restart, and shutdown and restart.
@@elidoz9522 linux is prob a good operating system but its so complicated to install and even more so to simply operate. like you legit have to be a hacker just to install steam on it.
Lucky for me, Linux doesn't have rapist mentality so I can wait as long as I want and keep using XP era hardware with the latest version of everything when I choose to update.
IT person here. There's a very good reason things like windows have to update so frequently. Having your computer not update is a surefire way to put yourself at risk by not getting those vital security patches. It's annoying, yes, but it beats getting hacked
@@sagejackson6886 IT person here, duck off, I'm not getting hacked, and even if I do that's preferable to stupid windows updates that break all my custom shit.
@@Celicni Hey, if you know the risks, then that's your call. I'd assume you would have adequate security measures to account for out of date software. Average Joe Blow probably does not
Honestly 90% of the legwork is done by the voice actor. Brian Jeffords did a great job! After that my job is easy . Just a little EQ, time/pitch, some tremolo, a hard limiter and some janky cuts for a glitchy effect.
My final line used to be: *As the system does the count down Me:..no...I one (won) *As I lift the unplugged internet cable -it can't update if I cut all connections to the Ethernet
just but you highbandwidth connexion as a limited connexion and disable update downloads on limited connexion in advanced settings of windows update. With that no updates before you want them. he'll still ask you to update but he'll never do it himself
literally the main reason why i ended up switching, my machine was getting so slow and it was trying to force an update, but my pc wasn’t meeting specs so it would fail every time and reboot, eventually i got so scared to actually turn it off that it just stayed on until the deadline where it said i had to update, at which point i upgraded it and installed linux
Google Chrome: Update available. Restart browser? It'll literally take a few seconds and we can resume your tabs. Me: Later, I'm watching shorts right now.
Honestly, updates alone are a valid reason to use Linux whenever you don't depend on programs running on Windows only. It's *your* computer, and *your* choice when to install updates.
I woke up, and got up. Something didn’t feel right. I looked at my laptop, and check to find out Windows updated for me without my consent. I feel so used, I can’t believe it would do that while I was unconscious.
![Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]](/img/n.gif)
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Installing Linux be like
Sorry nearly lost my cool there
Ahh brings me back to the good old days, during the 1700s I think?
Windows : "I don't care". updating anyway
@@the13thjoker Windows: "You should have gone for the head (or whatever my head would be in this scenario)."
Guy: "Noo..."
"I don't care who Microsoft sends, I am not updating windows!"
😂😂😂😂😂
I got it, I got it.
😂😂😂😂
exactly... I stay with windows 10... I bloody hate the ui of win11
@@kirisuma2186same, I also don't have enough space for windows 11. It's ugly, useless and takes way too much space.
@@kirisuma2186the only ration choice in an irrational world 😔
@@kirisuma2186its barely different and what is different is better lol
That ending was peak power move.
I have the power!!!!!¡!
Guess he'll have to switch to linux 💀
I don't get it, what did he do?
@@danielknapp3141 It simply destroyed Windows, because system32 simply contains all the files important to the functioning of Windows
@@danielknapp3141 He crushed something with the name "System32".
Which is a folder in the Windows folder that you should never delete, unless you absolutely know how to deal with the fact that when you reboot the computer, it... won't find Windows and won't boot.
(More technically, I think System32 contains, like, the Windows bootloader? But either way, you're basically preventing your computer from recognizing that Windows installation anymore if you delete that folder.).
I like the detail of Windows having a chain on his arm.
It
@@BungerUP his, it... whatever.
Is
Sigma.
@@ENGINEERGAMING365 no
I like how it appears as though windows has teleported instead of just lifting the guy up, really adds the extra flavour.
Steam must be that guy's girlfriend then lol@user-Red_
I guess it made a new window
@discowduwuthat would be hilarious
@jojough8283 No, windows IS the computers operating system. Unlike the other applications shown, windows has direct control over the system. So it makes sence windows would appear super human compared to the other applications. Hence thr guy resorted destroying the system 32 file, effectively self destruction of the computers software and everything attached to it.
@@EmeraldPeakYTThe channel doesn't draw the comics, they add the voice acting, edit the videos and credit the illustrators. Yes, *comics* not animations.
Edit: this one is a channel original, still a comic
The moment you’d rather pull the power cord mid update and risk corrupting your entire computer, than give it the satisfaction of finishing the update.
Yeah....
Then wipe your drive and install Linux.
Edging the windows update
Lol@@MilkGlue-xg5vj
@@MilkGlue-xg5vjMicrosoft edge (they should’ve chosen a different name 💀)
Dang this channel is so underrated, i love this. Please make more.
I'm not sure he exactly 'made' these
@@abdullahalmansoori4489 It says “Microfaun Orginials”
@@abdullahalmansoori4489They likely mean the voice acting
Both if thats what they do, but the voice overs are epic.
Me: *literally just updates Windows myself*
Windows: “FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, STOP REFRESHING THE PAGE. YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED NEXT CENTURY’S NEW UPDATE”
my computer: you shall not have ram or memory, i will use it all 26GBs.
me: why?! ill just keep unplugging you when you try to! you wont win!
my computer: oh... i guess we will do this for all of time.
@@ReaperSansGameznot system in task manager taking 96% of my disc aswell
@@josepherer ouch, mine takes like 3%, my CALENDER takes like 85% of my disc
Well... System32 was like, 16 gb without update... Now it's 63,5 gb on there
The voice for windows though
How does one make such a voice.. ._.
@@MiTheMer By updating.
fr, like how does it sound so accurate, like it sounds just like an actual generic ai. 😭
It sounds like ai frank horagin
Ha ha
Discord: release the kraken?!
Me: turn off the computer 🖥
That sounds like a paladins reference
When you turn on the computer it will update automatically if you turn it on half way
@@onlyateenager4960W manz for liking Paladins its dead but a great game.And ik your talking bout dredge’s ult
@@Hyaterstill seems pretty lively the matchmaking isn't taking horribly long and is around the same time as overwatch 2 on my switch
@@lazybuddah9639 they disabled paladins on switch now
My pc has it's next update excheduled for 2036, good luck with that Windows
Tell me what happens when that time comes up
@@andrewjones6057A. He will autoupdate to the latest version that is probably 10-25 yrs old by that point. B The updates are unavailable at that point and most apps wont support w10/w11 anymore
Yeah me to dawg.
@@andrewjones6057 we will figure it out in 2035
There is a zeroday vulnerability on windows if you dont update
This is insane but so accurate at the same time.
This is the equivalent of “you can’t kill me if I kill myself”
"How are you going to kill me when I'm already dead"
hitler moment
"Suicide is man's way of saying, you can't fire me! I quit!"
-Bill Maher ( I think)
“I’d rather die than be killed” - Albert Einstein, probably.
"I'll burn down everything I have if there's a chance I'll catch you in the flames"
"Your system will restart"
"Turn off updates for the next 5 months"
"Damn it"
>W10 IOT LTSC ENTERPRISE
>OOSU10, "Disable Windows Update"
Literally blissful peace and quiet for the past 2 years.
eventually it just forces you to restart with no prior notice
My friend used this many times. After 4 mouths it didint mattered how much he have "poused updates" for day week mounth or some 3td party app or registry wizardry. It just decided " you" and blue screened in random moment. After reboot he sam "finishing update 90%" it happened many times few of those i seen myself xD
@@GugureSux the viruses on your computer are also at peace because you don't update your computer
*Negotiator W. Politely fixes the wall, making sure he started the timer before leaving*
“Why, you are forgetting one tiny, itsy bitsy, small yet ever so important little detail……I OWN YOU” - Hades
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!?!"
Nah
I KNEW I RECOGNISED IT FROM SOMEWHERE
Remember megara
EXTREMELY relevant now more than ever lol
Bro really killed his computer to prevent an update💀
“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message”
@@jayseaandfriends"Hey man, whatever gives you more power, anyways that's gonna be about 150-200 for me to unbrick your pc, oh and it's gonna have to install all those updates."
He didn't brick the computer, he fucked the Windows installation. depending on the system he can probably fix it himself in under ten minutes using the repair tool.
The thing will fix itself on the next bootup
@@snipeuminusthesniperit doesn’t brick the pc just means you need to reinstall the OS…which would have the latest update anyways lmao
Thus Linux gains a new user.
fr, I switched to linux on my main pc when I tried deleting the edge browser but ended up deleting enough system files in the process that windows no longer booted
@@hunderslashhow is that even possible, and edge is faster than chrome anyway
@@Tangy-is-Tangiest deleting edge is downright impossible and I was fed up and just tried to delete everything with edge in the name, also I use firefox, chrome and edge suck lol
@@Tangy-is-TangiestIt’s windows you think you can delete anything without repercussions? I still have the fucking Xbox shit still!
If I was halfway decent with computers I would switch to Linux in a heartbeat but that takes effort.
Linux update 100 or 200 mb so no problem even if it updates
Say what you want, I'd pay any amount for an actual TV show or animation of this,this is genuinely amazing
Fr
No, the funds also in the folder
@@mrifat13LOL
Thr amazing world of gumball :)
@@mrifat13 damn, this is worse than the time knight tried radiant difficult radiance
I love how Discord is always the commander application in these types of videos.
My headphones died right at the red screen, very immersive.
XD
As someone who uses premier pro The red media offline screen is the most I laughed in a while
A one-time experience. LOL
“COME OUT WITH THE GIGABYTES OUT AND RAM ON THE FLOOR”
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
"You'll never bee able to access this drive here even if you tried"
alternate story line 2
"Good luck getting any data from this ancient storage device. 'Nonchalantly pulls out some ancient data storage device from the late 1800s' "The thing looks light as a feather but it literally weighs a couple tons, found it in my basement about 5 years ago. Sad part is I tried giving it what volts & amps it needed but it immediately shot fire when and a lot of smoke which caused that massive unexplained black out about 4 and half years ago for an hour.... 😅😅😅😅😅"
I can run on MEGABYTES!!!
Win + R, cmd, enter, shutdown -a, enter
You have no power here!
What does this do?
@latincristo it's a command prompt line for shutting down your pc
@@jondark6628 Technically it's the command prompt line for aborting the shutdown of your PC.
Lol
@@jondark6628 no, check command documentation on shutdown. or not.
The windows logo be looking real buff and his voice-😔
Guy: *pulls out task manager*
"Say hello to my lee-tle friend!
You can't kill the update service. But otherwise yes
WRONG, you can't override system's commands
@@lotarion*My ass with the Control Panel:*
@@lotarionme with a sledge hammmer about to break my pc: sure bout that?
@@Peter_Turbo4dude I'm cackling so hard cause your pfp fits so well lmao
"I own you"
He said to a Microsoft Software
He own the COPY, not the entire Windows Software.
@@Thitherinohe does not own a copy, he has a licence to use that copy.
I believe gentlemen the point is the absolutely unhinged badassery to make such claim, he owns his computer, his version of windows and even if it meant deleting System32, he was gonna have the last laugh.
@@CREDLACEafter the Windows lawsuit, it will be problematic to laugh out of the debt pit.
😎 wake up Windows, you're in a virtual machine
I own your universe
You want to update?
Go head, I will bring you back in time
"User, I have come to Update!"
"User, I have come to Update!"
"User, I have come to--"
@@conspiracypanda1200 User: "STOP IT NOW! Set me Free!!!"
Windows: "No, I came to update"
“Just as you have brought power from your dimension, I brought a little power from mine. This, is time. Endless, looped, time,”
Install StartAllBack or any third party to change its appearence and you'll even be unable to update 😂
Or install Faronics Deep Freeze and have everything reset upon reboot via some sort of virtual hard drive that is erased each restart. Supposedly even rootkit viruses can't remain unless it is on a "thawed" partition, or got in while in thawed( writable) mode.
The same people who fight to not be updated are often the same people that blame the vendor when they get hacked via an exploit that has already has a patch released.
The fact that discord( the most frequent
"checking for updates " mf of all the apps ) is the one representing the updates shows how good this short is
Bro pulled out the delete System32.
He would rather destroy his system than update it.
Sooo... What is system 32?
Well congratulations now your computer is broken you happy?
@@KrimzenDusek system32 is a crucial file for Windows to be able to function. Deleting it is not possible by conventional means.
@@KrimzenDusek system 32 is basically everything on the windows and if you delete it your computer is basically destroyed that you might need a new one
@@KrimzenDuseksystem 32 is the start up/operating system for windows. Once it’s deleted and your computer restarts, it looks for system 32 to know what to do, but it’s not there. The computer is permanently disabled(unless you get a new motherboard/cpu)
Everyone's windows: *updates without consent*
My windows for some reason: *doesnt update with selected time*
"oh shoot I forgot to force update? Oh well maybe next time"
Rebel path
Same here. Mine just kinda chills around never updating on it's own, so usually when I'm done working I check if there's an update and let it do it's thing. Like it informs me there's an update, but also just goes "we'll do the update during non-active times" which is usually never.
Meanwhile mine: Your hard drive is not compatible with Windows 11.
@@doggo_woo My computer has become very, very strange ever since I lobotomized its update capability. It's basically become insomniac. It will literally turn itself back on if I shut it off through any means besides literally unplugging it. Sleep? Wakes itself up. Hibernate? Turns itself back on. Proper shutdown? STILL finds a way to turn itself back on.
Still have no idea why.
„I own you” sounds extremely sus when taken out of context
"Finally, I cleared enough space for my new game." AUTOMATIC UPDATE 😡
Option two have windows and your games seperate
all those updates do is clog up storage space
You can actually remove the option for windows to automatically update thank god
Try cloud gaming
@@BadDrag12 but they will still automatically update when u aren't looking. Mine is supposed to be turned off but I'll open up my laptop to find the system restarted and the thing updated
For me, it would be the sudden appearance of a 3 mile high wall around my house.
"The Linux Defense system is active Mr.User"
"They forced my hand."
*Cutely breaks wall through viruses*
Not really how that works, Linux is much much harder to hack xd@@VS-010
The fact that Windows didn't use the window.
He mad his own Window
@@KaytoShieldsexactly what I was gonna say
Bro broke the fourth wall 😂
Mf just did a world reset
*"Made in Heaven!"*
Is that a jojo reference
Star platinum THE WORLD
i just found out i messed it up
*「Wonder of U」*
*「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」*
*「King Crimson」*
*「Killer Queen」* Bomb Type 3: *「Bites the Dust」*
*「The World」*
*_「Gold Experience Requiem」_*
*_K O R E G A . . ._*
*_R E Q U I E M D A . . ._*
*_! ! ! R O D A R O L L A D A ! ! !_*
@@HamHamPangPang0That hurt to read
@@HamHamPangPang0
You were 2 likes late
wait till he reveals that his heart and actions are utterly unclouded
The glitched, calm voice countdown... Epic.
"You've forgotten one thing... I own you"
Most used line in the 1800's
also very ineffective nowadays....
'who told you that you own me? I know the license agreement doesnt, the one you read when you installed windows'
Damn
@@link_team3855”Owning property, like any right, is something we collectively agree to believe in. My right to own my current Windows operating system is just as valid as the company that distributed it, as both of them are equally founded on a lie. The only way to settle that is to see who has the most power to enforce their will onto the other. As for why I said that line, I said it because I think it sounded cool.”
@@link_team3855'The one you agreed to'
Suprisingly not really. Slavery never was a a major institution in both the north and hte south, but earnings wise it was a small industry out earned by free blacks.
Unless you're counting company towns...
Windows: *Repairs Itself*
He's a man of focus, determination, and sheer fucking will.
Ironic I see this after my Pc forcefully Updated itself to Windows 11
that is the single most predatory feature they have ever added. it’s actually gross as hell.
U can just decline it or downgrade it to windows 10 again
@@colture4641 it’s just nasty that it can even do that in the first place imo
They actually ruined my pc with that forced update my motherbord and about 80 percent of my pc are able to run on windows 11 but my ram and my gpu got fucked up win 11 and where permanently damaged and my pc was brand new at that time
@KeyUploads i dont know if it works the device is almost 4 years old by now and also i dont now how its handled with german law but i still have random moments where the gpu and the ram gives up and i have a blackscreen with nothing responding to my input
Windows in the last few months has done a fantastic job advertising Linux
Linux ? more like Shitux
@@Hello-dl1pn huh. i wonder if you use something that uses the linux kernel, seeings as you seem to hate it.
(weither you know it or not...)
@@link_team3855 Linux is just shi*, i prefer windows
@@link_team3855 can you tell what do you by linux karnel ? ( i don't understand linux )
@@Hello-dl1pnSorry but if it's just an opinion try to be more polite. People have reasons to like Linux more than Windows and you gave no reasons to hate on Linux. That just makes you sound like an absolute jerk.
Ngl that windows voice was sick
I keep rewatching this just to hear it
My favorite this is sometimes windows cuts off your internet if you don’t update. But you need internet to update windows
no, it's the consoles that do that. i never saw windows do that, although your statement may be true
edit: just realized xboxes run windows
like an abusive spouse.
How can windows cut off a separate service that you pay for? I can't imagine that's legal in any capacity.
@@kevinbell5674 I guess they mean your computer internet access, not your ISP connection. But either case, never heard of it
@@kevinbell5674 I don’t know but they do it. They don’t physically shut your internet off but they shut off the ability for your pc to connect to it unless you have an internet stick.
Windows 11 sometimes forces you to update it, by giving you only 2 power options, and removing normal ones until you update it:Update and restart, and shutdown and restart.
Sleep and hibernate: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Windows 11 also wants to record Everything your doing to be *helpful* when you want to search your system....
How to shutdown normal when windows force you to update
-command prompt
-type "shutdown /s /t 0"
@@Win_malware better solution: create a shortcut in the desktop that runs the command
windows: updating.. dont turn of your pc
me: unplugs pc
Discord being the one using the megaphone is genius
“Look at this stupid bs” “what is it more spyware?”
Bro would rather spend 1000+ dollars on a new PC than just update his apps 💀
ROFL 😂
people really think a computer is bricked when you delete the operating system lmao
linux is free, just saying
@@elidoz9522 linux is prob a good operating system but its so complicated to install and even more so to simply operate. like you legit have to be a hacker just to install steam on it.
Lucky for me, Linux doesn't have rapist mentality so I can wait as long as I want and keep using XP era hardware with the latest version of everything when I choose to update.
"I. OWN YOU."
*_Coldest line ever._*
We need a, "No, and don't ask me again" option. I've had a Windows update break _everything_ before.😠
But then they wouldn't get what THEY want and that's more important. Stop being entitled and let them screw with your computer.
IT person here. There's a very good reason things like windows have to update so frequently. Having your computer not update is a surefire way to put yourself at risk by not getting those vital security patches. It's annoying, yes, but it beats getting hacked
@@sagejackson6886 IT person here, duck off, I'm not getting hacked, and even if I do that's preferable to stupid windows updates that break all my custom shit.
@@Celicni Hey, if you know the risks, then that's your call. I'd assume you would have adequate security measures to account for out of date software. Average Joe Blow probably does not
@@Celicni you're not the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles
Windows should have replied with "I always come back"💀💀💀
"I'd rather have no Windows than updating it."
Yaaasss 🐧🐧🐧🐧
GOD. that was such a good way of adapting that kinda thing
My Windows in Windows 7: 💀
yeah me too feel you brother
My window 10 in windows10 💯
Same, and PRECISELY for this reason.
Mmmm nostalgia 🤤
11 stands for the 2 daggers they shoved in my eyes
@@SwetaKumari-mp3kt facts
Algodoo vs Minecraft's computer never been updated lol
I really want to know how they made the voice for the Windows character! So cool
Honestly 90% of the legwork is done by the voice actor. Brian Jeffords did a great job! After that my job is easy . Just a little EQ, time/pitch, some tremolo, a hard limiter and some janky cuts for a glitchy effect.
Wow thanks! 😁
I could feel it in my soul. Voice is epic.
@@Microfaun We need more of that, haha
"I think your forgetting one teensey weency itty bitty tiny ever so slightly detail...
*"I OWN YOU!!!"*
“Well just keep asking” “I’ll just keep saying no later!!!”
Parent: the Back talk the disrespect…
Bro just destroy his computer and now he need to update everything👏👏👏
"I own you" *proceeds to destroy his entire computer*
*me, the next door neighbor using Linux just laughing my butt off*
ahem ahem I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux is in fact GNU/Linux or GNU + Linux
@@jenykkonyk Sorry, I use GNU/Linux/Gentoo/OpenRC/...
I'd also like to interject, laughing until you run a script that doesn't install all the packages then crashes on reboot 🤬
@@megamanguy Huh? Bro, why would I use a script to install packages?
@@oglothenerd Why do installers run scripts when I want to run packages? And there's not a good version of Chrome anywhere.
My final line used to be:
*As the system does the count down
Me:..no...I one (won)
*As I lift the unplugged internet cable
-it can't update if I cut all connections to the Ethernet
Pre-downloaded updates: 😊
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial but I never let the system apply them
@@ZoeLycandamn
Bro out smarted they’re strongest unit and literally disrespected him with the word
I OWN YOU absolutely perfect ending right there🗿
Alternative:
Windows enter the room
Linux: hello and now go the .... Out from my .... Place
*fuck, *fucking
“Release the negotiator”
“ then I’ll remove my WiFi.”
just but you highbandwidth connexion as a limited connexion and disable update downloads on limited connexion in advanced settings of windows update. With that no updates before you want them. he'll still ask you to update but he'll never do it himself
@@Netscape-kd6mg it's a joke you uncultured toast
Alternative ending
The guy: You forgot one thing, i already downloaded Linux.
The recent backdoor: 💀
literally the main reason why i ended up switching, my machine was getting so slow and it was trying to force an update, but my pc wasn’t meeting specs so it would fail every time and reboot, eventually i got so scared to actually turn it off that it just stayed on until the deadline where it said i had to update, at which point i upgraded it and installed linux
@@OneBiasedOpinionalready patched and no longer an issue
@@ccf_1004Linux mint has a target for this backdoor? I updated for 21.3 recently
@@OneBiasedOpinion The backdoor needs SSH and the SSH port is blocked by default or not set up on most distros...
This is so true, I never let my computer update
Bro my UA-cam tab refreshed by itself after the video breaking the 4th wall good work
Everybody gansta till task manager pulls up 😂💀💀
Task manager can't stop windows update I believe. But for the other software it may as well be a death note/nuclear bomb.
✨I own you!!✨
Windows...are we forgetting one itzy bitzy teensy weensy insignificant little detail...I OWN YOU!!!!
@@ZGlove. Haha, I was wondering if someone would notice the reference
@@Microfaun Nice
@@Microfaun🤭😂🤣
@@ZGlove. WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
🤭😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The voice editing on the Microsoft OS was PERFECT.
Love this channel😂!!!!
And we love YOU random citizen! 🦸
I love the fact that my windows was updating while i was watching this video
“Do we take prisoners?”
*”I… don’t…”*
The media offline reference is genius
"Oh, okay, just one more question before i go..."
*are you a robot?*
OH SNAP !
The most unrealistic part: "I own you!" Lol. Lmao even.
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
@@GeNoXcroIs it really piracy if you can't own the thing legally in the first place?
@@tylerian4648 Dont care what people call it, will download it and use it for free in any way I can
Windows: *suddenly updates*
Me with a desktop pc: too slow! (Disconnects the PSU)
With this sacred treasure i summon… task manager.
Google Chrome: Update available. Restart browser? It'll literally take a few seconds and we can resume your tabs.
Me: Later, I'm watching shorts right now.
"Jokes on you"
*Penguin breaks through the other wall*
"I USE LINUX"
🐧🐧🐧
Oh no, the steam you decided not to update, executed "rm -rf /" (this acctually happend multiple times with steam in linux, and it worked xD)
@@gamerx123kogWindows 7 is the super chill and respectful negotiator
I actually use Linux lol
i use arch btw
he really loves his windows 7
Probably more like loves his PC game from the ‘90s-‘00s that Windows seems determined to brick
"Your system (voice crack) will restart" 💀
I just woke up and saw this in my notifications and thought this was an official video bu microsoft
YOU NEED TO MAKE A SHOW. THIS IS AWSOME
I love the way how applications are alive instead od installed on windows
But then you realize the computer updates by itself when you plug it back in and turn it back on
We need a series based of this
Yes please.
Agreed!
We destroying reality with this one 🔥
When you decide to switch to Linux.
Honestly, updates alone are a valid reason to use Linux whenever you don't depend on programs running on Windows only. It's *your* computer, and *your* choice when to install updates.
Windows: youre the USER
Linux: youre the OWNER
@ZOctopus1348 and my stuff is in the list of "things that can't run"
Holy Ulman Empire:
Holy? ✅
Ulman? ✅
An Empire?✅ the best empire to be exact
Bro would rather delete System 32 than update. 💀💀💀
*32
No @@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2
@@tadadoterson6147 how computer illiterate are you to not know it's System32
I thought he would call his bodyguard the task manager 😂😂❤
Windows:please don't delete Microsoft edge
Windows: go ahead you can delete 32 folder
“Your system will restart in 5”
“Disable windows from coming in next 7 years”
“Dang your smart.”
The fact that it destroy the video, i love it
Blud gave him that 1800's treatment ☠️☠️☠️
Wrong vid buddy
That ending gave me serious Jojo vibes. I was sort of expecting the time stop sound effect.
“I own you!”
Was a cold line
Za warudo moment indeed.
Sou shite toki wa ugokidasu
I woke up, and got up. Something didn’t feel right. I looked at my laptop, and check to find out Windows updated for me without my consent.
I feel so used, I can’t believe it would do that while I was unconscious.