Someone on the team definitely said "what if Mario married Samus?" and DELIVERED Edit: Holy cow, last time I checked, my comment was at 127 likes, thanks guy!
I used to be the same way. So weak and pathetic. But such weakness cannot be excused. Discipline yourself. Control your anger. Don't let it control u. Or u will lash out and lose people.
okay but after calhoun made it known how she reacts to the name "dynamite gal" felix NEVER calls her it again, even in the second move HE RESPECTS WHAT SHES BEEN THRU AND DOESNT PUSH HER BOUNDARIES!!!!! real man right there
We see the cy-bugs sorta turn into the things they eat If one of the bugs eats a gun their arms turn into guns,when the bugs eat the candy in sugar rush they transform to look more candy themed This means that in Calhouns backstory she not only had to watch her husband get eaten and die,but she also technically had to shoot HIM as a bug
I love how they both kinda talk the same way. Sure Calhun is more harsh, but her slang use is just as flowery as Felix's Just another subtle hint of how perfect they are for each other
Honestly it makes sense because everyone in his game we’re probably overly kind to him due to him being the “hero” and never experienced someone being rough or even “real” with him.
@@Opal_likes_Astronomy yeah...I have insomnia....too many thoughts in my head that I can't sleep so I watch videos or listen to music...till I feel sleepy...
@@UnimpressedMTT okay, I started crying bcz I punched my friend playfully and she started screaming and crying (I didn't even hit her that hard) so she stopped being my friend and txted me death threats
I had such a big crush on her when this movie came out that I insisted that I had to cut all my waist length hair off to look just like hers. I’m so gay and my mother was so tired Edit: I also love how Felix calls her maam lmao
Ya know this is real random but I haven’t seen his movie in a New York minute and I was expecting Calhoun to have long hair in her backstory and I really appreciate that the short hair was not a trauma haircut- tho that’s FINE TOO 😅- she just has short hair.
Find someone that looks at you like Felix and protects like Calhoun
Absolute relationship goals
5:30 Those men are so supportive. They finally get to see their captain happy after years and don't want to see it be ruined again
I don't blame Felix for being too down bad for her, I actually had a crush on her once I saw her. Tall girls are such BADDIES 😫❤️🔥
lol
FRRR
Fr….
FR THO😭
HONESTLY SHES SO FUCKING HOTT
They are the definition of Malewife x Girlboss frfr
Yep lol
Someone on the team definitely said "what if Mario married Samus?" and DELIVERED
Edit: Holy cow, last time I checked, my comment was at 127 likes, thanks guy!
But it's a better version.
That's true tho- OML 😳
And the world is better for it!
Misread that as Mario marries Seamus.
Getting pegged takes a new and more disturbingly literal meaning now 😮
Mario being a simp for an other tall blond baddie
Aside from her addictive personality, I keep forgetting the coolness of the music in her game, so retro ✨
Bro gave us time at the end to ponder💀
No, alas, no orb to ponder.
Her backstory is so sad tho...
As someone whose trauma, sadness, and fear always comes out as strong bursts of anger, I really get her.
samee tho gotta protect our soft squishy hearts with toughness and meanness 😔
that was about sandness, what about wetness? how does it come out?
@@rjotd Omg how did I typo that? 😂
I used to be the same way. So weak and pathetic. But such weakness cannot be excused. Discipline yourself. Control your anger. Don't let it control u. Or u will lash out and lose people.
0:55 Let's be honest. If Felix couldn't jump the way he could, he would have been dead forever, game over.
Yea
“If you die outside your game, you don’t regenerate”
-Sonic T. Hedgehog
He could run back the way he came but that's about it.
okay but after calhoun made it known how she reacts to the name "dynamite gal" felix NEVER calls her it again, even in the second move HE RESPECTS WHAT SHES BEEN THRU AND DOESNT PUSH HER BOUNDARIES!!!!! real man right there
We see the cy-bugs sorta turn into the things they eat
If one of the bugs eats a gun their arms turn into guns,when the bugs eat the candy in sugar rush they transform to look more candy themed
This means that in Calhouns backstory she not only had to watch her husband get eaten and die,but she also technically had to shoot HIM as a bug
I did it not notice and now it hurts like h€ll
Well facehuggers sorta impregnate things then the chestbursters sorta turn into things they come out of🤓
OOMMGGGGG😭😭
Bro is one if not the luckiest cartoon character to ever exist 😂
It's not luck, it's skill
Roger Rabbit??
@@gothicmaniac75 fair
"and not a single bug"
*crack on the window*
*a trillions of red dots*
"let's do this."
Felix is a true short king loving on that tall badass beauty ❤
The love i aspire for
1 calhoun is SNATCHED and 2 girls jawline IS FIERCE
I love how they both kinda talk the same way. Sure Calhun is more harsh, but her slang use is just as flowery as Felix's
Just another subtle hint of how perfect they are for each other
Honestly it makes sense because everyone in his game we’re probably overly kind to him due to him being the “hero” and never experienced someone being rough or even “real” with him.
THE INTRO IS EVERYTHINGGGGG ✨
I can not I literally burst out laughing at 3 in the morning at this video especially when Calhoun was hitting Felix!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur awake at 3 too?
@@Opal_likes_Astronomy yeah...I have insomnia....too many thoughts in my head that I can't sleep so I watch videos or listen to music...till I feel sleepy...
REAL basically I wake up at 3 and start crying :3@@UnimpressedMTT
@@Opal_likes_Astronomy OMG! Really that's terrible....why is that? You wanna talk about it? You don't have to if it makes you uncomfortable....
@@UnimpressedMTT okay, I started crying bcz I punched my friend playfully and she started screaming and crying (I didn't even hit her that hard) so she stopped being my friend and txted me death threats
The GTA walk got me 💀1:30
🤣
I LOOOVE FELIX HE IS MY POOKIE!!!
that’s kinda sus
@Frosteddonuts-r3o HOW DARE YOU?!?!!! (jk I know bro I have strange taste in men 😞)
This reminded me of the time me and a friend rewatched this movie and she said "why is he so baby girl?" and I just sat there thinking 'she's right' 💀
2:26 i'd be sitting there wagging my tale so fast the moment she snapped her fingers
3:10 is my favorite part lol
I see why now.
The fact that he always calles her ma'am is just 🤭
3:10 MADE ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR edit:tysm for the likes!
Same, LOL😂😂
1:21 "impossible, nothing gets passed me" ARE you sure about that 🤔?
“M-m-mommy?”
The sounds kept making me laugh help
Frrr
Felix is a guy with the right taste.
Badass tall warrior girls are the best.
This is my standard for my future married life lol
5:16 the way he cups her cheek always melts me 🤧✨
1:42 exactly what I was thinking when I saw the gta stripper part!!! 😂😂
I adore Felix so much.
"it should have been me. Not him! It's not fair" is how I feel about literally all your vids
Calhoun is such a punk model
babe wake up, sugarspice just UPLOADED
their relationship is the embodiment of “really cool strong unique hot muscle woman x some short guy”
Jack McBrayer and Jane Lynch nailed it as the voices of Fix-It Felix Jr. and Sergeant Calhoun.
3:10 I WAS *NOTTTT* PREPARED 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Helllppp😂
0:24 I love my mama
1 minute is crazy
2:26 That part GAGGED ME
she has….
✨THUNDER THIGHS✨
THE INTRO IS EVERYTHING 💀💀💀
She looks like Elsa but gta
Calhoun is just FemShep by any other name, and you're not alone Felix
5:31 that grip tho..💀
Finally, a proper representation of me in Media
4:59 YELT
Bro I love her and him together
Me, too.
Love their romantic dynamic.😊💖
Still feels Illegal to be here early.
Girl gave us time to reflect
THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY IDK WHY 😭😭😭
It the “ intro” for me
Why is there a full 2 and half mins of black after it finishes- 5:34
Guys Pookie has posted❤❤❤❤✨✨🤩🤩💝💝
I need a felix bro, it's not a joke anymore
I had such a big crush on her when this movie came out that I insisted that I had to cut all my waist length hair off to look just like hers. I’m so gay and my mother was so tired
Edit: I also love how Felix calls her maam lmao
she really gorgeous though
1:48 MEDIC TF2 REFERENCE
The first time I saw her on screen, I was literally Felix.
I'll always be jealous of Felix for bagging her
I WANT THEM BOTH SO BAD
3:14 LMFAO BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK
Bro gave us time to analyze and discuss with ur partner at the end 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
I too want a woman who can protect me from evil robot bugs. Such a lucky little guy. :)
5:27 yesss! REAL ASFF ❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉
literally a golden retriever and a black cat relationship😅
Can we blame him? She’s fine ❤
I love the high speed what it is at the beginning :)
subscribing to your channel was the best decision i’ve ever made 😂
I love them
"WOW, BIG LADY"
3:24 Rizz time guys~ 😂
NOT THE GULP GULP GULP SOUND😂
This vid is AMAZEBALLS
We need more video game characters designed more like her, LIKE THIS IS PEAK WOMAN ARMOR
"the gulps"😭💀
1:33 Walks like a GTA stripper😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not the gulp sound effects at the end 😭😭
😂😂😂 yoo you killed me with laugh bruv
2:49 tfw something has awoken in you
When this came put I didn’t know at the time but now I have a big crush on her😂
i always said she had that up there in preparing of after wedding duty
Early/First😍
6mins late but it's ok bbg🥴
Austin and Lexi be like in animation 😂 😂
Yessss, Sargeant Calhoun was SOOOOO BAD😍😍😍. I love her down. I don't blame Felix at all
God man the tensions gets even worse in the second movie
I SPILLED A WGOLE BOTTLE OF MNT DEW ON MY LAPTOP WHILE WATCHING THIS WTF-
…Women with suits. Always a win.
I’m dying💀💀💀💀
Wait….. that kinda sounded like my crush 😭😭 1:28
Ah yes.. malewife ang girlboss.
2:10 Nanotech am I right?
New sub ✨✨
The gulps
Ya know this is real random but I haven’t seen his movie in a New York minute and I was expecting Calhoun to have long hair in her backstory and I really appreciate that the short hair was not a trauma haircut- tho that’s FINE TOO 😅- she just has short hair.
Can you do fitz from lost in oz?
How could you not be her doggy my gods