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  • @zigakastelic180
    @zigakastelic180 4 роки тому +6312

    Daniel Kaluuya:
    His mom: Imma end this man's whole career

    • @manarengoepe5833
      @manarengoepe5833 4 роки тому +37

      Imma end my son's whole career

    • @Drizzle600
      @Drizzle600 4 роки тому +9

      Parking pataweyo has come along way

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 4 роки тому

      Literally 🤭

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 4 роки тому +9

      This meme is overused and dead but this is a rare case where it's still appropriate and funny xD

    • @MrRhubarbs
      @MrRhubarbs 4 роки тому

      Young Daniel: WHAT CAREER

  • @marks.6480
    @marks.6480 4 роки тому +1315

    No Graham, in Australia the spider f*cks you.

    • @Youtubewatcher11
      @Youtubewatcher11 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @BbYyTtOo
      @BbYyTtOo 4 роки тому +2

      😜😜😜

    • @leightalbot414
      @leightalbot414 4 роки тому +9

      That’s weird, I am Australian and I have never heard that saying, ever. She must be from Queensland or New South Wales.

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 роки тому +3

      The spiders there are so bad now they just lit everything on fire

    • @bigjibbsone
      @bigjibbsone 4 роки тому +1

      @@leightalbot414 we use it here in nsw. shes from qld

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 4 роки тому +3043

    I actually think this should have been titled with reference to the Swedish saying: 'You can't just expect to come sliding in here on a shrimp sandwich."

    • @Hollins23
      @Hollins23 4 роки тому +74

      "Do you want to come 'round, and see my stamp collection?" When I was in Italy, I met a Swedish man who educated me on that line. I told him that I wasn't into stamp collecting, so, no thank you. I found out that it is essentially asking if you want to go home with them.

    • @KalleJon10
      @KalleJon10 4 роки тому +22

      Hollins23 thats not a saying.. trust me.

    • @Hollins23
      @Hollins23 4 роки тому +4

      @@KalleJon10 : LOL! Really!? He, and his friends, told me that it was. Maybe it was a generational (or regional??) thing because he was older than I was. He also told me that a cupboard is called a "larder." Is that true?

    • @Kanjo_Bazooie
      @Kanjo_Bazooie 4 роки тому

      Great thinking hollins

    • @Dazzaleinstein
      @Dazzaleinstein 4 роки тому +6

      More views using Margot Robbie's name though.

  • @JustLetMeFly94
    @JustLetMeFly94 4 роки тому +5825

    Title about Margot in a 3 min video where she only speaks in the last 5 seconds!!

    • @seizieme
      @seizieme 4 роки тому +157

      Just LetMeFly Because she gets the most clicks out of all of them

    • @seekers1040
      @seekers1040 4 роки тому +15

      exactly..

    • @JustLetMeFly94
      @JustLetMeFly94 4 роки тому +55

      @@seizieme Yes I get it I'm just annoyed.

    • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg
      @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg 4 роки тому +48

      It's the high point. The shrimp sandwich one is cute, but it's the spiders one that wins.

    • @tazloren6947
      @tazloren6947 4 роки тому +20

      @@seizieme It's probably also because she's gonna be on the show this week to promote birds of prey. They usually put up previous appearances of the guests before the next one

  • @AlkisenSuper
    @AlkisenSuper 4 роки тому +3372

    I love how not-prude this show is. On American talkshows the host would be like "No, you can't say that".

    • @loes3000
      @loes3000 4 роки тому +55

      Exactly. Even though damn near all of us cuss lol

    • @s.p..smdness8748
      @s.p..smdness8748 4 роки тому +61

      The best I've seen about this logic is in The Walking Dead. Showing guts, rotting corpse and people getting gruesomely murdered ? Sure ! But don't you dare make Negan swear as much as he does in the comics !

    • @AlkisenSuper
      @AlkisenSuper 4 роки тому +38

      @Jean Kennedy There are lots of American shows I like, but I do get sick of the hypocrisy. Saturday Night Live is also weird in how it's literally shown late at night, yet if someone says a strong swear on-air that person risks getting fired. So stupid.

    • @feejan
      @feejan 4 роки тому +26

      Just the Brits keeping it real. I love it and far prefer it over American TV.

    • @keybored67
      @keybored67 4 роки тому +14

      bill burr: you know who I was before you booked me

  • @joannerey4255
    @joannerey4255 4 роки тому +1027

    Alicia Vikander is married to Michael Fassbender.... wow their babies are gonna rule the world

    • @mgrosse24
      @mgrosse24 3 роки тому +8

      🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @deanwalker6437
      @deanwalker6437 3 роки тому +25

      Just surprised she can walk

    • @daviddemar8749
      @daviddemar8749 3 роки тому +14

      Yup ! He's a lucky guy. I just watched her in her first film. A Royal Affair. It's a danish film. She's the female lead and she carries the whole movie. I recommend it to you.

    • @jackyyeung1800
      @jackyyeung1800 3 роки тому +14

      their children will be quick silver and scarlet witch....hahahhaha

    • @daviddemar8749
      @daviddemar8749 3 роки тому +6

      @Samantha Franklin
      I thought that light between the oceans was a very good, very moving film. I would also recommend A Royal Affair-2012. She's the female lead and she carries the entire film . It's a stunning performance and a true story.

  • @mareir
    @mareir 4 роки тому +1403

    98% Daniel and Alicia, 2% Margot making a random comment.

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 4 роки тому +25

      Yes but Margo's comment was the funniest!

    • @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat
      @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat 4 роки тому +21

      She’s the most famous so it’s her name on the title, regardless of how much work she did.

    • @crizznik2312
      @crizznik2312 4 роки тому +3

      @@TryHardTimah Another comment was full of Aussies saying the opposite things. I bet it's super regional.

    • @sandydewar878
      @sandydewar878 4 роки тому +11

      @@TryHardTimah Very common, you must live under a rock ..Or maybe you're a spider and people wish not to offend🤷‍♂️

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 4 роки тому +5

      @@crizznik2312 That's the thing with Aussie slang, Australia is a large country with a relatively small population, slang is very regional. For example I say fair suck of the saveloy, having been raised by a bloke who came from down in New South Wales, as where I have lived in central and Northern Queensland and everyone says fair suck or fair shake of the sauce bottle. Besides that I honestly think the real thing about Aussies who use slang make it up some times and we just piece it together through context. It's rare that we get stumped by another Aussie even when we have never heard what they said before.

  • @annjo3237
    @annjo3237 4 роки тому +1894

    Daniel Kaluuya is so funny

    • @jethrokat1
      @jethrokat1 4 роки тому +31

      I see the unimpressed parent is a thing we all have in
      common

    • @jethrokat1
      @jethrokat1 4 роки тому +22

      @IRISH LAD Or maybe he was just the furthest from Graham and felt the need to get closer while talking. Not seeing he did/didn't make her uncomfortable, just saying it's a possibility

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 4 роки тому +24

      @IRISH LAD What intelligence? How did you determined his and their intelligence?? What a loser you are. Jealous that he is making something with his life, unlike you who trolls on the Internet.
      You are an Irish. It doesn't get worst than that.
      The male guest obviously brought laughter to the room on every answer he gave. That's the purpose of being on an entertainment show. Graham laughed, so were the other guests and the crowd.
      He did got too much close on the sofa without realizing that the woman who sat next to him needed a leg space. But it was unintentional. She was not that uncomfortable.

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 4 роки тому +13

      @Wally Banter The whole crowd were laughing on several occasions because of his funny answers and stories. He's funny.

    • @jayanths1221
      @jayanths1221 4 роки тому +16

      @IRISH LAD Ok boomer.

  • @acmiguens
    @acmiguens 4 роки тому +2761

    That is the most Australian thing I've ever heard
    Edit: It's been one year and it seems Australians can't tell the difference between "most Australian thing I've ever heard" and "sentence most uttered in Australia"

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh 4 роки тому +89

      André Corazza Miguens Except that it is the sort of BS people make up for a laugh. I am very much Australian, 64 years old and in all those years never heard it until this video clip. It is not a common Australian expression.

    • @karlykd4961
      @karlykd4961 4 роки тому +148

      Umm it’s a very Australian expression. Maybe it depends which state you’re from.

    • @DeclanBurger
      @DeclanBurger 4 роки тому +5

      ​@artistjoh It's not super common but heard it a few times in the mines, I've heard it a lot more in other countries than I did in Aus though

    • @MissyHeatZ
      @MissyHeatZ 4 роки тому +64

      @@artistjoh I hear it at least once a day. That or "we didn't come here to put socks on caterpillars"

    • @wipeout2098
      @wipeout2098 4 роки тому +32

      @@artistjoh Elijah Wood said that Peter Jackson used it a lot when making the Lord of the Rings movies, so apparently New Zealanders use it too.

  • @Mirage63
    @Mirage63 4 роки тому +40

    I LOVE to watch this show. Just let it run in the background all day. Sometimes cllick over to see what's happeneing. But just the energy is SO POSITIVE it makes my day better just by being in the background.
    Thank You Graham.

    • @floogelhornzzz4770
      @floogelhornzzz4770 3 роки тому

      You're not worried all that swearing is going to corrupt your morals or any impressionable youngsters who might be around? And if you start doing it too, where will you end up at the end along with all these showbiz reprobates? 🔥

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB 3 роки тому +271

    I didn't know he was British. His accent was really good.

    • @truongtrungchinh163
      @truongtrungchinh163 3 роки тому +2

      Some more Swedish sayings that doesn’t translate very well:
      Well, then there is no cow on the ice.
      There is no danger on the roof.

    • @EASFromTheWest
      @EASFromTheWest 3 роки тому +4

      He looks so stoned.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 роки тому +1

      Truong... Did you copy that from Petter?

    • @512-m7f
      @512-m7f 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he is putting on an English accent 🤯

    • @ole340
      @ole340 3 роки тому +1

      British accent is really good lol

  • @Micktrex
    @Micktrex 4 роки тому +923

    “Doing a poop in the blue cabinet” is what Doctor Who calls a number two.

    • @LosPoderes7
      @LosPoderes7 4 роки тому +5

      How cryptic...

    • @cutielol0
      @cutielol0 4 роки тому +18

      It's the doctor not doctor who

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 роки тому +12

      @@cutielol0 you must be fun at parties

    • @jayrap94
      @jayrap94 4 роки тому +11

      @@cutielol0 Doctor poo
      Ok, bye everybody

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I started to hum the theme song!

  • @pettergardo3874
    @pettergardo3874 4 роки тому +1793

    Some more Swedish sayings that doesn’t translate very well:
    Well, then there is no cow on the ice.
    There is no danger on the roof.

    • @hakon_dlc
      @hakon_dlc 4 роки тому +39

      There are owls in the forest

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +3

      Translation, please?

    • @schisandra
      @schisandra 4 роки тому +10

      What do these sayings mean? When would you use them?

    • @andrewsheridan612
      @andrewsheridan612 4 роки тому +17

      @@schisandra I reckon "There's no cow on the ice" means "there's no danger on the roof". :) I don't think they're separate sayings.

    • @MinbadTheFourth
      @MinbadTheFourth 4 роки тому +39

      In French we say: "the lake did not catch fire"

  • @teemorgan9282
    @teemorgan9282 4 роки тому +1972

    And this is why the Norton show wont work in the USA, Americans have to be fake and puritanical on TV, no cursing or drinking alcohol or being real, which is the charm of this show.

    • @sneakernickel
      @sneakernickel 4 роки тому +64

      They do play Norton here on BBC America, but only once a week. Americans actually like the format better where the guests can all interact with each other at once and when they seem loose and have a few drinks. They used to be that way on Carson. Unfortunately everything has to be editable for advertisers here. Which is a shame. The money runs the show.

    • @OakLawnSpeedShop
      @OakLawnSpeedShop 4 роки тому +26

      Tee Morgan we don’t have to however American TV is ridiculous with censorship. You can have ads for alcohol but cannot show anyone drinking in the commercial.

    • @listofromantics
      @listofromantics 4 роки тому +7

      That won't stop American TV executives from trying. They're so creatively bankrupt they'll poach anything popular overseas on the hope it will hit big in the US; and have been doing so for decades.

    • @teemorgan9282
      @teemorgan9282 4 роки тому +2

      @@listofromantics true but it will fail, also americans play too many commercials unlike the BBC.

    • @pooroldlu
      @pooroldlu 4 роки тому +2

      Oh brother

  • @bklyn_line
    @bklyn_line 4 роки тому +107

    I can say that I’ve literally watched Graham Norton’s shows ALL fekkin day, have gone legless from laughter and would do it all over again. Started for me with Father Noel - he’s absolute gas!!!

    • @ajayempee
      @ajayempee 4 роки тому +3

      irish much?

    • @Chad_Cave
      @Chad_Cave 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite bit is Greg Davies telling his story to Jodie Foster, Russell Crowe, and Ryan Gosling. And I'm reasonably sure I've seen every episode of Graham...

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 3 роки тому +231

    Graham: "But, in Australia you COULD find a spider to f*ck." 🤣🤣

    • @callofduty611
      @callofduty611 3 роки тому +1

      It really isn't something you want to try though D:

    • @sjacrane
      @sjacrane 3 роки тому +2

      That is soooo Graham Norton.

  • @ittssanaa
    @ittssanaa 3 роки тому +91

    When Margot is laughing, her accent always slips and I love it!!

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому +4

      What do you mean, she IS talking in her usual accent all the time, she doesn't hide it or adapt it, noone does

    • @ittssanaa
      @ittssanaa Рік тому

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 sometimes she talks more in american accent because in most of her movies she has to talk like that and it comes to her naturally, but when she laughs, her aussie always slips

    • @ykook7000
      @ykook7000 Рік тому

      ​@@ittssanaano she literally totally still has her full native accent 🙄

  • @ella2751
    @ella2751 3 роки тому +72

    I love Margot Robbie legitimately trying to explain like "it'd be difficult to try and f*ck a spider"

  • @Hieillua
    @Hieillua 4 роки тому +139

    Daniel's mom started the 'I'm gonna end this mans whole career' meme.

  • @Hemzees
    @Hemzees 3 роки тому +64

    Graham Norton remains the show to watch because of moments like these. No pretend censorship of any kind.

  • @hd-xc2lz
    @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +176

    Love this. Adult conversation but not in the least flirty or shockjock-y. Why on earth isn't EVERY damn talk show like this?

    • @melmoth2219
      @melmoth2219 4 роки тому +15

      @Jean Kennedy IMHO Graham Norton is a wonderfully civilized, cultured, and elegant man with great charm, an excellent TV persona (with the highest skills as interviewer), and who is also capable of the most perfectly appropriate bawdiness as required.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +5

      @Jean Kennedy Of course agree 100% on Graham, but wouldn't compare his show to Bee or Oliver's, just different types of shows. James Cordon seems to be trying to achieve a similar vibe to Graham's show, but lacks the chill demeanor, his guests ARE NEVER as comfortable launching into a story.

    • @rachaelking7059
      @rachaelking7059 4 роки тому +3

      @Jean Kennedy can you imagine the US allowing 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?!?!

    • @roc7880
      @roc7880 4 роки тому +3

      because people are now woke which is being both stupid and uptight

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 3 роки тому

      Because in the USA you´ll have translate every "bleep" word to Latin. That´s not the primary language of modern celebs.

  • @fecklessfury
    @fecklessfury 4 роки тому +372

    Be honest, the spiders in Australia are more likely to f_k u!

    • @staffh3815
      @staffh3815 4 роки тому +2

      Very good

    • @theelolicious9302
      @theelolicious9302 4 роки тому

      Jen .P loooool

    • @haruchai
      @haruchai 4 роки тому +4

      If the Drop-Bears don't get you first.

    • @pworsley
      @pworsley 4 роки тому +6

      I’m an Aussie and I’ve never heard that phrase before, but then again they are a different breed up north...

    • @edwardlansdowne291
      @edwardlansdowne291 4 роки тому +2

      I am an Aussie, and I endorse this comment, mate.

  • @tcfuzz
    @tcfuzz 4 роки тому +551

    "Margot robbie mentions australia has a saying" fixed the title

    • @cassianand0r
      @cassianand0r 4 роки тому +2

      welcome to the world of clickbait titles

    • @AVMamfortas
      @AVMamfortas 4 роки тому +3

      Australia doesn't have that saying. I've never heard it and I am Australian.

    • @splitpitch
      @splitpitch 4 роки тому +1

      @@AVMamfortas I am new zealander and I have heard it many times... and we only have little spiders here. Maybe it was ours... like the pav.

    • @trwroberts
      @trwroberts 4 роки тому +2

      A.M. Fortas might be an outback saying. I've never heard it either but only an Aussie city dweller of 40+ years.

    • @tcfuzz
      @tcfuzz 4 роки тому +3

      As an Australia my whole life i hear it quite a lot, but mostly in country towns, so makes sence some havent heard of it

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 4 роки тому +350

    Let the spiders go and back away slowly!

    • @AmadeyAzalin
      @AmadeyAzalin 4 роки тому +9

      But we aren't here for that anyway! It's misunderstanding!

    • @GiantArapaima74
      @GiantArapaima74 4 роки тому +2

      What if the spider backs up onto you?

    • @soggybiscuito1505
      @soggybiscuito1505 4 роки тому +5

      @@GiantArapaima74 *pornhub intro starts playing*

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 4 роки тому +1

      In New Zealand they have the same phrase except they use the word sheep instead of spiders.

    • @jaxr2958
      @jaxr2958 3 роки тому

      @@orlock20 Yeah but how often does the sayer end up being incorrect?

  • @dungareekogi2442
    @dungareekogi2442 4 роки тому +168

    "You can't just expect to come sliding in here on a shrimp sandwich." This reminds me of those corporate CEOs who went to Washington to beg for the government bailout in their private jets some years ago.

    • @namsahejsongbird6837
      @namsahejsongbird6837 3 роки тому

      It could def catch on worldwide

    • @Protectourbioshpere
      @Protectourbioshpere 3 роки тому +3

      In America we just call that politics. The rich cry about jet fuel costs and get billions. meanwhile Flint STILL has nasty water to drink. It's a wacky place.

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 3 роки тому

      @@Protectourbioshpere capitalist society.. its about money. Corporations run the government, banks influence owns most stuff, money = power. Government and corporations are intertwined.

  • @tdkgrimtros
    @tdkgrimtros 3 роки тому +137

    Gotta love how Robbie just came in and stole the whole bit right at the end. The extras setup the joke and she gets the laughs.

    • @eroshan
      @eroshan Рік тому +11

      Wait did you call three oscar winners extras?

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowyn 3 роки тому +22

    Alicia's tone of voice let me perfectly understand her Swedish idioms, and I appreciate that.

  • @trollof229antthevariable9
    @trollof229antthevariable9 4 роки тому +205

    Shout-out Vikander haven't seen her in a while. How's it been.

    • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
      @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 4 роки тому +8

      She is pretty

    • @davidsinnott1894
      @davidsinnott1894 4 роки тому +19

      She has been slightly MIA, and this interview is from 2 years ago from when she was promoting Tomb Raider, and she’s only really been in that Netflix film last year. But looking at her IMDb page, she has a couple films coming this year, so will be nice to see more of her.

    • @WWIIDDSS
      @WWIIDDSS 4 роки тому +3

      I was greatly to surprised watching The Illusionist (2006) recently and seeing her as an extra! She was just trying to get her career started around that time. Can’t find any mention of her appearing in it anywhere on the internet but I am certain it’s her. So cool!
      If anyone wants to see for themselves, she’s near the end of the movie, in the audience. Can’t miss her

    • @h4rdi7g3
      @h4rdi7g3 4 роки тому +1

      She ruined tomb raider and I can never bring myself to accept that

    • @Nazaba09
      @Nazaba09 4 роки тому +1

      H4RDI7G she only ruined it if you think it’s a remake of the Angelina Jolie films. It’s nor.

  • @Olmessi
    @Olmessi 4 роки тому +25

    The Graham Norton show is one of my favourites, hilarious always !

  • @thedownsides
    @thedownsides 4 роки тому +33

    Since comment section is about weird expressions in other languages too, here's another one: In greek, someone who is extremely lucky is called "wide-assed". There's also a noun for it "wideassery". No sense whatsoever.

  • @sparrowwilson4514
    @sparrowwilson4514 Рік тому +11

    Love Daniel Kaluuya. What a down to earth, funny guy.

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot2568
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot2568 4 роки тому +108

    *“We’re not here to f*ck spiders” has got to be the greatest saying in the history of mankind.*

    • @millymillymilly
      @millymillymilly 4 роки тому +5

      RNY lived in Australia 32 years, not once have I heard someone use this phrase.

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot2568
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot2568 4 роки тому +3

      @@millymillymilly Be that as it may, I’m stealing it from you guys. It’s just too good not to be stolen. 😀

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 4 роки тому +6

      @@millymillymilly Have you heard of fair suck of the saveloy?

    • @5TRICT9
      @5TRICT9 4 роки тому +11

      @@millymillymilly Do you hang out with yuppie hipsters? I've been here 40 years and I've heard it plenty of times.

    • @holycrapchris
      @holycrapchris 4 роки тому

      Another contender: ua-cam.com/video/Sr2dhjDE2Ro/v-deo.html

  • @jamesleon4883
    @jamesleon4883 4 роки тому +108

    Reminds me of Gino when he says if your grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle.

    • @redrum6619
      @redrum6619 4 роки тому +7

      James Leon I watch that video at least once a day 😂😂

    • @danubiosalas4231
      @danubiosalas4231 4 роки тому +1

      We have that saying in Cuba too. Exactly like that. When you are asking for a premise that didn’t happen

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 роки тому +6

      Gino has always had the best lines, and seeing as Holly and Phil are innuendo freaks it makes for fantastic telly!

    • @danubiosalas4231
      @danubiosalas4231 4 роки тому +5

      Reginald Dove let me give you an example:
      Two guys talking about girls
      - if I had money, I would ask Jennifer out tonight.
      - yes, and if my grandma had wheels, she would be a bicycle
      Meand: since the IF (the condition, having money tonight) doesn’t happen, the second part is only a dream

    • @danubiosalas4231
      @danubiosalas4231 4 роки тому +2

      Craig Johnson I happen to believe my grandmother had a pretty fullfilling sex live with my grandpa. He was a stud, seriously.

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 4 роки тому +576

    Anyone else notice that Daniel Kaluuya pronounces his K's like clicks?

    • @wudupfammm8555
      @wudupfammm8555 4 роки тому +19

      its the asmr k

    • @randomvideos7295
      @randomvideos7295 4 роки тому +84

      London bruv

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 4 роки тому +10

      I've heard up in Manchester too, not solely a London thing

    • @Cethical
      @Cethical 4 роки тому +31

      sweiland75 London ting mainly, but can be found elsewhere in England among youths etc

    • @bobbbxxx
      @bobbbxxx 4 роки тому +16

      "and then like"..

  • @syky1788
    @syky1788 4 роки тому +106

    Oh, if only our talk shows, on this side of the pond, was like Grahams'.

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 4 роки тому +3

      He's Irish and gay, the English do have a fondness for gay chat show hosts for some strange reason. A lot of gay Irishmen tend to do well in English television.

    • @MeganeMondeoMX5
      @MeganeMondeoMX5 4 роки тому +10

      Trump isnt the punch line either, it's fantastic.

    • @underwaterbubbles
      @underwaterbubbles 4 роки тому +5

      @@tomasotreasaigh111 He's there because he is the best and nothing to do with his gender.

    • @iamxDeManx
      @iamxDeManx 4 роки тому

      @@underwaterbubbles so, gay is a gender? Lol.

    • @underwaterbubbles
      @underwaterbubbles 4 роки тому

      @@iamxDeManx Strange !

  • @user-le8xi9xi2i
    @user-le8xi9xi2i 3 роки тому +45

    Here after Daniel’s Oscar speech 😂
    Can’t wait to hear what his mum had to say about her shout out!

  • @lisaallen9578
    @lisaallen9578 3 роки тому +14

    That was a GREAT group on the couch. They have to become great buddies after all that fun they just had.

  • @sydneyhorne745
    @sydneyhorne745 3 роки тому +35

    I love how him and Allison shared a drink

    • @thepopmafia3290
      @thepopmafia3290 3 роки тому

      yeah what the hell?

    • @lyndalimasilva6767
      @lyndalimasilva6767 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I noticed that too???!!!!!

    • @benjamonpookoo2741
      @benjamonpookoo2741 3 роки тому

      I was searching the comments to find Allison's name so I could write a comment asking about that lol

    • @spiveym
      @spiveym 3 роки тому

      I was thinking how, even in Johnny Carson's day, that would have been a scandal!

  • @niamhoconnor8986
    @niamhoconnor8986 4 роки тому +11

    Alicia blushing when talking about Swedish expressions is so adorable

  • @addisonlee1511
    @addisonlee1511 3 роки тому +17

    1:10 why did he gave his drink away like that 😂😂😂

    • @Trains_Travel_NZ
      @Trains_Travel_NZ 2 роки тому

      I never noticed but he does lol

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 2 роки тому +2

      They were sharing. Daniel was planning on not drinking alcohol and then he changed his mind but didn't want a full drink or something, so she gave him her glass so that he could sip.

  • @filthycade2399
    @filthycade2399 4 роки тому +83

    In russian we have saying “to put noodles on someone’s ears” means to fool smb or lie

    • @goramaciura7230
      @goramaciura7230 4 роки тому +3

      The same in polish

    • @Protectourbioshpere
      @Protectourbioshpere 3 роки тому

      Can you use that in a sentence? I am intrigued ha

    • @sophiabel6621
      @sophiabel6621 3 роки тому

      Can you write it in Russian?

    • @quasarsphere
      @quasarsphere 3 роки тому

      And you've got that one about Kuzka's mother. I don't quite understand that one.

  • @I_THE_ME
    @I_THE_ME 4 роки тому +19

    "Be careful as swailing (burning under control; like for agriculture) a roof made of wood shingles."
    - A very rare Finnish saying.

  • @drexldog
    @drexldog 4 роки тому +32

    As much as I love this show, the clip titles are barely representative of the clips, a lot of times.

    • @TheHahashishi
      @TheHahashishi 4 роки тому

      You may as well say...."As much as I like You Tube..."😂

  • @andrewtongue7084
    @andrewtongue7084 3 роки тому +8

    Norton is Irish Royalty as far as I am concerned - every one of his guests is a gem, so... :D

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 4 роки тому +88

    This expression also exists in French but with a different insect: "On est pas là pour e.....r des mouches." We're not here to f... flies.

    • @NovaPrima
      @NovaPrima 4 роки тому +12

      It's okay to type swear words on the internet, mon ami.

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 4 роки тому +3

      @@NovaPrima I don't if I can avoid it ; )

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 4 роки тому

      @Jean Kennedy Vraiment ? Une pratique sexuelle qui n'est pas propice à la reproduction. C'est ça définition.

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 4 роки тому +2

      @@carlwoolley17 Aren't we just? Takes a lot of time and expertise to come up with this one. Though I must say f...ing a spider takes some kind of bravery, particularly in Australia ; )

    • @hannrkelley
      @hannrkelley 4 роки тому +1

      Thank youp, gonna write that one down in my french idiom notes!!! As an aussie it'll make me feel at home when I say it lol.

  • @prynkya
    @prynkya 4 роки тому +23

    LMAO. Their sayings are hilarious. I may start saying just to watch the expressions on my family and friends faces. 😁

  • @Feenix102
    @Feenix102 4 роки тому +12

    My favourite Swedish expression is "He's alright, he's just a little round under his feet". It means someone is tipsy.

    • @Feenix102
      @Feenix102 3 роки тому

      Like theyre standing on a pebble. :o)

  • @mnkykungfu
    @mnkykungfu 4 роки тому +16

    Since it's almost the last sentence of the video, I'll save you 3 minutes: she basically says it means "Let's get on with it."

  • @hollythornton2969
    @hollythornton2969 3 роки тому +9

    I genuinely love this show so much!

  • @MrPaulviles
    @MrPaulviles 4 роки тому +6

    Gotta love Margot! Top effort love, doing us proud!

  • @sandykemp7562
    @sandykemp7562 4 роки тому +38

    Australian swearing is definitely up there are some of the best use of the English language you’ll ever hear 😂

    • @kJ922-h3j
      @kJ922-h3j 3 роки тому +1

      Some of it is probably actually British though

    • @sandykemp7562
      @sandykemp7562 3 роки тому

      @@kJ922-h3j very true but the Australian accent just makes it all the more fun 😂

    • @consciousbeing1188
      @consciousbeing1188 3 роки тому

      @@kJ922-h3j - You gotta be an Aussie... We're the only one's who think that "probably actually" makes sense as a turn of phrase 😂

    • @floogelhornzzz4770
      @floogelhornzzz4770 3 роки тому

      So Australians go to hell, too?

    • @consciousbeing1188
      @consciousbeing1188 3 роки тому +1

      @@floogelhornzzz4770 It's a hot Southern land.. Hell is home 😉

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 4 роки тому +51

    Title should be: 'Daniel Kaluuya being adorable for 1 minute, Margot Robbie being all of Straya for 5 seconds'

    • @pricey0986ify
      @pricey0986ify 4 роки тому +2

      All of Straya?

    • @fabiofdez
      @fabiofdez 4 роки тому

      Did u mean all Australian

    • @brandona4618
      @brandona4618 4 роки тому +1

      @@fabiofdez no he said it right. Its an aussie thing

    • @fabiofdez
      @fabiofdez 4 роки тому

      @@brandona4618 aaaaah I see

    • @mykehog6646
      @mykehog6646 3 роки тому +1

      @@fabiofdez ya got ta learn to speak 'strine mate..'struth..

  • @intldawn
    @intldawn 4 роки тому +4

    With Margot and Daniel, two brilliant actors whose natural accents always throw me so far off because I’m only familiar with their roles in American films. At least with Idris Elba we saw him in Luther where he’s using his natural accent, so I’m used to it now. But after seeing Daniel in Sicario I remember seeing him in an interview and insisting it couldn’t be the same person. It’s not just the accent but his speech pattern. He speaks so quickly! He’s a remarkable performer.

  • @raafaysiddiqui9153
    @raafaysiddiqui9153 4 роки тому +41

    never been this early to a Graham video

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 4 роки тому

      too bad it's old video...

    • @torarne790
      @torarne790 4 роки тому +1

      Did you slide in on a shrimp sandwich?

    • @regworld1167
      @regworld1167 4 роки тому

      You're 2 years late !!

  • @MrNochoas
    @MrNochoas 4 роки тому +51

    If Margot Robbie told me she wants to meet my mum I’d probably fall over

  • @lessls
    @lessls 4 роки тому +24

    I got whiplash from the sheer amount of talent on that couch, damn.

  • @NicolasCharly
    @NicolasCharly 4 роки тому +129

    In french, we say that "we aren't here to sodomize flies".

    • @urkput
      @urkput 4 роки тому +27

      French and sodomy. Nothing new here

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 4 роки тому

      I highly doubt that, only because I imagine that you don't really converse in English much. Actually, how common is it to know English in France?

    • @NicolasCharly
      @NicolasCharly 4 роки тому

      @@urkput Good ol' Sodomy. Always peeking around the corner.

    • @NicolasCharly
      @NicolasCharly 4 роки тому +15

      @@Wookie_oo7 What?
      I mean... what?
      The saying is obviously :"On n'est pas là pour enculer les mouches." which roughly means that "we aren't here to nit pick, we got something more important to do." We OBVIOUSLY say that in French.
      For the rest, I don't really understand your comment as a whole anyway. What's the link between the saying in French and people knowing English in my country?

    • @Tshikumu
      @Tshikumu 4 роки тому

      @@andreaf6800 euuuuuuuuuh ok je te crois mais jai jamais entendu ça et je viens pas de naître

  • @Ricvictors
    @Ricvictors 4 роки тому +20

    Here in Brazil we have a saying that literally translates to “the snake will smoke”

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 4 роки тому

      I love that so much I almost don't even want to know the context

    • @vg7735
      @vg7735 4 роки тому

      You need to explain what that saying means?

    • @Ricvictors
      @Ricvictors 4 роки тому +6

      Vanessa G We use it when something really improbable is about to happen. There’s this funny story about this saying: In WWII, nobody believed Brazil would take part in the conflict, so when the Brazilian Expeditionary Force went to fight in Europe, they adopted a snake smoking a pipe as their insignia.

    • @jetwhite
      @jetwhite 4 роки тому +4

      Ricvictors is it similar to the English saying “pigs might fly”?
      Person 1: “I’m going to win the lottery tonight!”
      Person 2: “Yeah, and pigs might fly...”

    • @Ricvictors
      @Ricvictors 4 роки тому

      kir Kinda. We also have this saying here, but we don’t often use it.

  • @thatguyjamalx
    @thatguyjamalx 3 роки тому +8

    You know Margot is so Aussie when she rests her drink on the couch.

  • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
    @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 4 роки тому +9

    Margot is just beautiful

  • @maxzagor6446
    @maxzagor6446 3 роки тому +4

    The Italian equivalent of the Australian spider saying goes like this: "we are not here to comb dolls" (non siamo qui a pettinar le bambole). Certainly less expressive, I prefer the OZ one.

  • @audioawesome9527
    @audioawesome9527 3 роки тому +1

    46 years Aussie, never heard it but I love it.
    Alao learned from the comments two other aussie phrases, that I also love and plan to use but never heard.
    But what is amazing is how one person is like "yeah all the time. I live in SA so might be a local thing." Next comment, "Lived in SA for 98 years, dont know what shes talking about..."
    This would make a great paper on the origin and spread of phrases in a country.
    Also learned that the funniest way to use it is not how she explains it in the video.

  • @Dulcedecorumest
    @Dulcedecorumest 4 роки тому +9

    The story about Daniel K's Mom has me deceased 😂😂

  • @ayush9791
    @ayush9791 4 роки тому +30

    Jim Carrey is coming. 😍😍😍

  • @pt.antonio
    @pt.antonio 4 роки тому +20

    1:08 There are 5 glasses of water.
    Why did Daniel Kaluuya give his water to Allison? Why didn't he just put it on the table?

    • @GhostPlaysGames
      @GhostPlaysGames 4 роки тому +8

      Antonio earlier in the show she asked him to taste her drink, it isn’t water

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 4 роки тому

      Who is Alison? I thought her name was Alicia?

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 4 роки тому +2

      Alison Janney... the American actress sitting between Margot Robbie and Alicia Vikander.

  • @deekio8359
    @deekio8359 4 роки тому +16

    “having a shrimp sandwich is fancy”
    come on down to louisiana haha

    • @j2geek
      @j2geek 4 роки тому +5

      Literally called a po' boy (poor boy) out there

    • @deekio8359
      @deekio8359 4 роки тому +1

      Jake Blues ya god damn right

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 4 роки тому +1

      So you're saying that Louisiana is a socialist state?

  • @gjmob
    @gjmob 3 роки тому +10

    It's usually said more politely than that in a work environment, "We're not here to Fornicate Arachnid's".

  • @Kneedragon1962
    @Kneedragon1962 2 роки тому +8

    As an Australian, I know a thing or two about fkucing spiders.
    ... alright, settle down, I have some idea where and how that saying originated and why it's become part of the Australian culture.
    In Feb March '42, when the Australian Auxiliary Force (made up largely of Army Reserves) marched up the Kakoda Track to meet the Japanese, there was some discussion about the wildlife, including the large spiders, you could saddle one and enter the Melbourne Cup - you could slap it and see if it cooked you eggs for breakfast - and that lead to the question of whether you'd fkuced it first. So when the men arrived at the forward position, the officer in charge asked if they'd come to help him fight the Japanese, and the commander of the reserves answered "Well we're not here to fkuc spiders."

    • @mandyritchie7115
      @mandyritchie7115 2 роки тому +1

      I wasnt aware of this saying. Love your explanation.
      Hello from Central Victoria, happiness and wellness to you all.

    • @Kneedragon1962
      @Kneedragon1962 2 роки тому

      @@mandyritchie7115 ~ Now worries, Mandy. Nice to meet you.

    • @mandyritchie7115
      @mandyritchie7115 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kneedragon1962 Cheers Kneedragon, thank you for the personal reply appreciate your thoughtfulness.
      1962 great year to be born, nice to meet and engage with you too.
      Light and happiness to you and yours.

  • @demetriusmccray1574
    @demetriusmccray1574 4 роки тому +13

    Daniel Kaluuya is such a talented actor, he’s never played the same kind of character twice.

  • @JuntaOne
    @JuntaOne 4 роки тому +8

    When Margot says the F word it makes even more attractive!
    Must be an Aussie thing

  • @EddValdez
    @EddValdez 4 роки тому +21

    "In swedish we have the same Rs....?"
    Me: *shocked* did she just--oh.. oh okay

  • @nurseflamingo100
    @nurseflamingo100 4 роки тому +1

    great in depth and extensive explanation of that phrase, basically a documentary about that phrase

  • @hughjarrse
    @hughjarrse 4 роки тому +3

    "Kicked the bucket' and "takes the biscuit" roll off the tongue beautifully if you're not from England try popping them into conversation, it's fun😊

  • @kennethkennethson4991
    @kennethkennethson4991 3 роки тому

    Him giving that drink to back to here makes this. Its clearly so chill

  • @Charicards1997
    @Charicards1997 2 роки тому +13

    I love how Margot said it’d be difficult. “Difficult, but not impossible!”

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 4 роки тому +5

    Good on Posh Kenneth for getting so far! :)

  • @raikobi
    @raikobi 3 роки тому +6

    I'm an Aussie and a Queenslander...never heard that in my life.

    • @jazzycat8917
      @jazzycat8917 3 роки тому

      It started off as a joke saying, just another trick on foreigners like dropbears, but its slowly creeping its way into unironic use

    • @dutchroll
      @dutchroll 3 роки тому

      I'm Aussie too, and I first heard the saying"we're not here to f*ck spiders" probably 35 years ago. It's been around for ages, but it's just not a common slang phrase.

    • @alioc3298
      @alioc3298 3 роки тому

      Same! I’m Victorian and I’ve never heard it

  • @MikesTrackBuilding
    @MikesTrackBuilding 4 роки тому +5

    53 years here in Australia, bought up in the country, live in Brissy now.....never heard it. 🤔🤔😳

    • @NicholasBowden
      @NicholasBowden 4 роки тому +1

      I’m Aussie and I use it all the time!! My other favourite expression to say the same thing is “well, we’re not here to put shoes on caterpillars”.

  • @tdb7992
    @tdb7992 4 роки тому +76

    It doesn't mean "let's get on with it". It's a saying you use when something is obvious. Like if you're in a pub and your friend asks if you want a beer, you'd say "well we're not here to f*ck spiders".

    • @italianwaffle5592
      @italianwaffle5592 4 роки тому +6

      TD B It’s both.

    • @oo0Spyder0oo
      @oo0Spyder0oo 4 роки тому +5

      It's basically 'don't waste time' so yes it is correct.

    • @ZannNewman
      @ZannNewman 4 роки тому +2

      kind of "well, that's why we're here!"

    • @necrodog5666
      @necrodog5666 4 роки тому +1

      So similar to "might as well, I can't dance and it's too windy to stack BBs."

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 3 роки тому

      is the pope a catholic?

  • @doones4649
    @doones4649 3 роки тому +2

    Margots saying is from far north NSW , same as me . Ive heard it all my life .🤣🤣

  • @uchibenkei
    @uchibenkei 4 роки тому +45

    last 10 seconds is margot robbie's thing

  • @gracelord6476
    @gracelord6476 4 роки тому +3

    In my family we say about something that’s really small is “tighter than a gnat’s nadge.” A gnat is like a tiny fly and a nadge is well, a part of the fly.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 роки тому +1

      It's a Yorkshire saying "tighter than a gnat's chuff".

  • @flexefelux13
    @flexefelux13 4 роки тому +15

    Danish saying: "Thanks for coffee" meaning "Oh my god"

  • @shivannah772
    @shivannah772 4 роки тому +2

    Omg Grahams last comment!! I died laughing! !! This is actually my ghost writing this....a litteral ghost writer😅😅

  • @UzairKhan-nl7qr
    @UzairKhan-nl7qr 4 роки тому +56

    A glance at thumbnail and I thought cast of sex education; cool

    • @ps3837
      @ps3837 4 роки тому

      Great show but no

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 3 роки тому +2

    3:15 spider staring at me like *_heyyy sexy 😏_*

  • @merrittorius
    @merrittorius 3 роки тому +4

    Oh man I love all those. Cant wait to use the shrimp sandwich one.

  • @RinTzl
    @RinTzl 2 роки тому

    Daniel concerned and going "..what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN..?"😂

  • @angemaidment5640
    @angemaidment5640 4 роки тому +16

    I’m busting to use that expression, but I KNOW it would offend someone 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daviddundas4140
      @daviddundas4140 4 роки тому +2

      "Get a dog up ya" is a slightly less offensive saying, it means hurry up and get on with it.

    • @jenellienostrabo
      @jenellienostrabo 4 роки тому +1

      You could use, We're not here to put sock on snakes. It kinda the PG version.

    • @philthy903
      @philthy903 3 роки тому +1

      Eh. Everything everyone says will offend someone these days. Just use it :)

  • @norrinradd335
    @norrinradd335 3 роки тому +1

    I worked on drilling rigs from QLD to WA in the late 80's early 90's and heard it quite often.

  • @gcruz983
    @gcruz983 3 роки тому +4

    I was like. Omg like. Like like like like. Where Miriam when you need her.

  • @georgemcmahon78
    @georgemcmahon78 9 місяців тому

    3:03 - Margot Robbie "We're Not Here To F*ck Spiders" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chiarazero8
    @chiarazero8 4 роки тому +15

    Literally me 3 secs before opening YT: *googles “Alicia Vikander” to see what’s up with her*
    YT suggestions: here’s a video with Alicia Vikander!
    WTH?! Is this the big brother or something?

    • @dehro
      @dehro 4 роки тому +4

      Did nobody tell you who owns UA-cam?

    • @chiarazero8
      @chiarazero8 4 роки тому +2

      Melting_Pot Oh no, I’m aware.
      It was just to say that nowadays you cannot search anything on the internet without being watched

  • @viperinvestor325
    @viperinvestor325 3 роки тому

    Daniel kaaluya is great, I’ve become a big fan of his since Graham Norton appearances

    • @NinaC
      @NinaC 3 роки тому

      Same! Im glad he is getting all these recent nominations

  • @aaaarrrgghhh
    @aaaarrrgghhh 4 роки тому +14

    lets talk about how public urination is called "wild peeing" in dutch

  • @ScorpiousDelectus
    @ScorpiousDelectus 4 роки тому +2

    I love how the person who decides what to call the video is thinking "ok, so we'll probably call this, something about his disaster mum right?" "No no Bill, wait til you get to the end"

  • @TomoyoYumemi
    @TomoyoYumemi 4 роки тому +20

    "Like" "Like" "Like"
    After Miriam Margolyes pointed it, it bothers me too.

    • @StefsEngineering
      @StefsEngineering 4 роки тому

      I was just thinking about that, good for him she wasn't a guest this time.

  • @HawkNocturnal
    @HawkNocturnal 4 роки тому +1

    What movie is Daniel Kaluuya talking about ?

  • @RioMuc
    @RioMuc 4 роки тому +46

    My like for this video is just a poor attempt to hide my jealousy that Alicia Vikander is the one who's married to Michael Fassbender...

    • @mayanknegi9167
      @mayanknegi9167 4 роки тому +1

      SAME!

    • @1krazykev
      @1krazykev 4 роки тому

      RioMuc wish she would do another Laura Croft movie

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc 4 роки тому +1

      @@1krazykev Why? So that she must be for a long time away from Michael during the movie production?

    • @1krazykev
      @1krazykev 4 роки тому

      RioMuc because she was good and you can hit on him

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc 4 роки тому +1

      @@1krazykev Oh ok. Never saw the movie. But your idea is good. She should shoot at least two movies in a row. ;-)

  • @moimeself1088
    @moimeself1088 2 роки тому

    What a fantastic couch!! 👏🏾👏🏾