Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies~... (don't suck up!) Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies! Very often girls like to discuss men's shortcomings. Therefore, now four sufferers, your victims, will perform a tango about you. Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies! You had it coming, you had it coming, And that's not us you have to blame. If you'd have been in ours place We betcha you would have done the same!
You know, there are girls who are literally obsessed with posting photos. Selfie, selfie, selfie, of course! Storis on Instagram. One day I came home from work, very tired. And the only thing I wanted was a plate of rich borscht (oh, yes!). But my beloved was taking another photo, or rather a series of photos. And I told her: "You're taking another photo one more time...!" And she didn't hear. She was applying filters. And then I took out my brand new guitar, a gift from the fans... I waved my hand... AND ***** HER BRAND NEW IPHONE TO HELL! (God, Idk why it keeps deleting this comment! Siriously?!! This word???)
I met her at Auchan (grocery store). Her basket was full of cleaning products and I immediately realized she was my type. After her cleaning up everything shone like in an operating room. So, one day I came home and while she was in the store I decided to play the console. But I didn't knew that she took it to "play" earlier... "Play" in the dishwasher. And then... darkness... the fog of Silent Hill... MORTAL KOMBAT!!! You had it coming, you had it coming, Plucked a flower in all its glory. Broke everything, disrupted the stream. And what I did is not a crime!
My mom is the best woman in the Universe (it's true)). She cares so much about me! She's so worried about me, getting me ready for work in the morning. And how she cooks! (oh, I remember! dumplings and cutlets~) Amazing steaks, homemade dumplings! I've always dreamed that my beloved would cook like my mom. And so I met her and she said she would cook any dish for me! (lucky guy!). And a few minutes later I walk into the kitchen and see her terribly drunk, lying on the floor JUST LIKE MY DAD!!! Of course, I'm not a tattletale... but I called mommy right away!
I liked her profile on Tinder 'cause she was beautiful as Aphrodite. The embodiment of all feminine beauty. Guys, guys! A little chatting, about two hours and we are already arranging... - About meeting for a checkers? - Why not chess then? Noooo. Guys, have you ever fallen asleep with Miss Universe? (no). And I did. But then I woke up with... Mr. Thailand... You had it coming, you had it coming, as always! Plucked a flower and trumpled it. And who will dare to condemn us?
Девочки, а вам удавалось влюбиться сразу в четырех? Мне удалось!
Красавцы но Евгения люблю больше всех.
Хохаха, подняли настроение, шедевр
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Как же смешно, концовка вообще до слёз довела! Браво!
Боже! Что за шедевр!!
Благодарю за полчаса гомерического смеха :)))
Круто!!! Как перестать смеяться🤣😄😃? И пересматривать этот шикарный видос? 👍👍👍Огромное спасибо.
одно из лучших выступлений хд
Потрясающие 😊😍
Великолепно и текст и исполнение, смотрю и пересматриваю и хочется еще и еще, класс!!!!!!
Отсылочки-отсылочки XD Обожаю)
Отличное выступление)
Отсылочки к чему? Просветите.
@@__-bb9yz ну, у Ростислава, например, несколько отсылок к его роли в "Шахматах"
@@__-bb9yz Шахматы и Бал Вампиров.
@@__-bb9yz , а у ЕвГения к "Икару"))
Боже, это восхитительно! Почему я раньше этого не видела хDD
Красавчики)
Пересматриваю второй раз! Шедевр
Красавчики!!!
Папа зашёл спросить, почему я так громко смеюсь. Я не смогла ему сказать)
Это было ы-ы-ы! Или мяу... затрудняюсь))
спешилка "привет с БВ" добил в конец))
О, это кайф!=)
Когда же ждать ответки от ваших дам?
Would anyone... translate this for me? Or at least tell me what they sind about?
Is it anything like the original in content? Probably not :P
Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies~... (don't suck up!)
Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies!
Very often girls like to discuss men's shortcomings.
Therefore, now four sufferers, your victims, will perform a tango about you.
Inst. Stream. Horror. Mommy. Ladies!
You had it coming, you had it coming,
And that's not us you have to blame.
If you'd have been in ours place
We betcha you would have done the same!
You know, there are girls who are literally obsessed with posting photos.
Selfie, selfie, selfie, of course!
Storis on Instagram.
One day I came home from work, very tired.
And the only thing I wanted was a plate of rich borscht (oh, yes!).
But my beloved was taking another photo, or rather a series of photos.
And I told her: "You're taking another photo one more time...!"
And she didn't hear. She was applying filters.
And then I took out my brand new guitar, a gift from the fans...
I waved my hand...
AND ***** HER BRAND NEW IPHONE TO HELL!
(God, Idk why it keeps deleting this comment! Siriously?!! This word???)
I met her at Auchan (grocery store).
Her basket was full of cleaning products and I immediately realized she was my type.
After her cleaning up everything shone like in an operating room.
So, one day I came home and while she was in the store I decided to play the console.
But I didn't knew that she took it to "play" earlier...
"Play" in the dishwasher.
And then...
darkness...
the fog of Silent Hill...
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
You had it coming, you had it coming,
Plucked a flower in all its glory.
Broke everything, disrupted the stream.
And what I did is not a crime!
My mom is the best woman in the Universe (it's true)).
She cares so much about me! She's so worried about me, getting me ready for work in the morning.
And how she cooks! (oh, I remember! dumplings and cutlets~)
Amazing steaks, homemade dumplings!
I've always dreamed that my beloved would cook like my mom.
And so I met her and she said she would cook any dish for me! (lucky guy!).
And a few minutes later I walk into the kitchen and see her terribly drunk, lying on the floor JUST LIKE MY DAD!!!
Of course, I'm not a tattletale...
but I called mommy right away!
I liked her profile on Tinder 'cause she was beautiful as Aphrodite.
The embodiment of all feminine beauty.
Guys, guys! A little chatting, about two hours and we are already arranging...
- About meeting for a checkers?
- Why not chess then?
Noooo. Guys, have you ever fallen asleep with Miss Universe? (no).
And I did.
But then I woke up with...
Mr. Thailand...
You had it coming, you had it coming, as always!
Plucked a flower and trumpled it.
And who will dare to condemn us?
🤣🤣🤣 очень смешно, в отличии от оригинала, хотя он тоже не много смешной!)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Я так и не смогла понять, что там за слово сказал Ростислав. С кем от нам проснулся?😅
С мистером Тайланд
здесь лучше слышно ua-cam.com/video/cYTvXWFKxTE/v-deo.html
@@tanis_polyelf а что это значит? Подскажите пожалуйста
@@RedFoxNora Самый красивый мужчина Тайланда
@@tanis_polyelf А, понятно, спасибо