In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's third date! - GTA4

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Can I get through the mission??

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  • @kvgp3179
    @kvgp3179 Рік тому +301

    4:13 "You drive like a gangster"
    *Proceeds to be the sanest driver in the whole city*

    • @gachyskunk
      @gachyskunk Рік тому +14

      That made me laught 😂

  • @thibthib3768
    @thibthib3768 Рік тому +81

    14:17 what an elegant looping

  • @dwikykasih3781
    @dwikykasih3781 Рік тому +1

    0:46 Feel so bad for him

  • @등킨드나쓰-j4l
    @등킨드나쓰-j4l Рік тому

    Michelle : I’m not used to this type of driving !🙀💀🤮
    Other drivers :

  • @lerinowstudios
    @lerinowstudios 8 місяців тому +1

    10:17 how this thing is still driveable

  • @LCStyler27
    @LCStyler27 9 місяців тому

    0:46 lmao

  • @jerryayrton3000
    @jerryayrton3000 Рік тому +442

    5:57 that scream 😂

    • @ExpertExterminators
      @ExpertExterminators Рік тому +67

      5:48 The random dead guy in the taxi and the car horn. xD

    • @mariolovespillows3838
      @mariolovespillows3838 Рік тому +12

      That's some Anime x Loony Tones shit

    • @00lifeisforliving00
      @00lifeisforliving00 Рік тому +5

      Reminded me of toad scream in Mario Kart 64

    • @gerrykan1629
      @gerrykan1629 Рік тому +2

      Lol for real!! Have a nice flight!! 😂😂😂

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey Рік тому +6

      I have always been enjoying GTA 4 more than GTA 5 to be honest 😂😂😂

  • @MmmM-bl7ih
    @MmmM-bl7ih Рік тому +267

    The comedic timing of the first date attempt where the cars were crashing into Michelle's car and getting so close to the checkpoint, followed by cars sideswiping them in the closing live cutscene was gold.

  • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
    @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 Рік тому +270

    I feel for niko, this is exactly how my dates go

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 Рік тому

      Yeah right incel

    • @Lagger625
      @Lagger625 Рік тому +36

      *_Michelle is dead_*

    • @intraterrestrial69
      @intraterrestrial69 Рік тому +14

      Yeah dude I hate it when my date gets killed too. I’m sure some people are used to it but it gets me every time

    • @mattfabbs
      @mattfabbs 10 місяців тому +6

      *Michelle’s car has been destroyed.*

  • @fluffyflufffox1385
    @fluffyflufffox1385 Рік тому +105

    1:18 Niko: here’s your new car Michelle

  • @ExpertExterminators
    @ExpertExterminators Рік тому +184

    4:46 That one made me laugh real loud
    18:14 And this one too.

    • @gerrykan1629
      @gerrykan1629 Рік тому +7

      It's like they were a couple of high powered magnets hahahaha😂😂

    • @Xraviz
      @Xraviz Рік тому +1

      lol the cab driver is dead at the wheel too

    • @tellmo25
      @tellmo25 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Xravizyea, I just noticed that. That cab drive was a gonner.

    • @yochel8643
      @yochel8643 2 місяці тому +1

      18:16 Lol real part

  • @joey0wns
    @joey0wns Рік тому +94

    17:17 poor guy just wanted to have a view

    • @jimmyboy1582
      @jimmyboy1582 Рік тому +5

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR HOURS.

    • @ng7848
      @ng7848 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 8 місяців тому +5

      The sheer *precision* of that hit? That shit was *personal.*

  • @porp1459
    @porp1459 Рік тому +76

    18:14
    "well, what do you do?"
    *takes some breath to answer*
    *dies*

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Рік тому +469

    You could tell she was a cop, She asks these questions so casually

    • @chaka1061
      @chaka1061 Рік тому +108

      Fr it’s so obvious but I was playing this game when I was 9 so I never paid attention to the dialogue or cutscenes. I just wanted to shoot, kill, and finish the game. I do remember being annoyed by her questions but I was shocked when I found out that she was a cop back then. 😂😂

    • @obs6630
      @obs6630 Рік тому +80

      She was the worst undercover cop lol

    • @zeroxwarrior
      @zeroxwarrior Рік тому +45

      She seems to got a promotion in gta 5 though somehow lol

    • @Deamia
      @Deamia Рік тому +23

      @@zeroxwarriorHoly crap I had to look that up. They look nothing alike, I never would have made the connection it's the same person.

    • @SaphMiles
      @SaphMiles Рік тому +10

      ​@zeroxwarrior Well GTA cops are known for diving off a bridge headfirst, so there's that....😂😂😂😂

  • @closethockeyfan5284
    @closethockeyfan5284 Рік тому +109

    **I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.**

    • @ragi_dosa
      @ragi_dosa Рік тому +36

      *Do you mean you'd steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals Niko?*

    • @第3の風
      @第3の風 Рік тому +33

      *Forget about it, I'll talk to you soon, bye.*

    • @closethockeyfan5284
      @closethockeyfan5284 Рік тому +21

      "I'm not used to this kind of driving!"
      You're right, and I am sorry, but I am not capable of driving 9,999,999 mph.

  • @chanman4rings
    @chanman4rings Рік тому +102

    5:56 "My planet needs me"

  • @SimplyTakuma
    @SimplyTakuma Рік тому +155

    I think Niko's debt is higher than Roman in the entire game was.

  • @FerreraPlayOficial
    @FerreraPlayOficial Рік тому +79

    18:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zemaddonzo3504
      @zemaddonzo3504 Рік тому +24

      What cracks me up is the path the car took to reach her in the first place

    • @AUG_XZABER
      @AUG_XZABER Рік тому +13

      The IAA sent an agent to take her out because she was about to spill da beans.

    • @mariolovespillows3838
      @mariolovespillows3838 Рік тому +3

      @@AUG_XZABER true lmao

  • @KhanWolf95
    @KhanWolf95 Рік тому +61

    2:30 Niko: I can't stand this sh**!

  • @PremierAutoMan86
    @PremierAutoMan86 Рік тому +88

    1:45 niko knocked across the east river 😂 and 3:27 Michelle's scream! 😂

  • @NoName-ms8jb
    @NoName-ms8jb Рік тому +30

    8:00 Niko says bye. SUV says hello.

  • @YUGINO
    @YUGINO Рік тому +27

    11:32 bye Niko

  • @KommanderKarl
    @KommanderKarl 8 місяців тому +4

    “Be careful with Michelle’s car or the date will be over”
    *car is wrinkled like a raisin*

  • @Ossy13
    @Ossy13 Рік тому +74

    14:19 Niko casually hitting a kick flip while the world slowly burns around him

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions 11 місяців тому +6

      And a 360 right after that! He's got a line cooking right now.

  • @Strenergy.-.
    @Strenergy.-. Рік тому +23

    3:40 where did she go? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrothaMarOfficial
    @BrothaMarOfficial Рік тому +33

    7:16 not the guy flying across the street 😂

  • @kylemurray3526
    @kylemurray3526 Рік тому +36

    2:05 *multiple bone fractures, concussion, broken clavicle* “Forget about it, I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.”

  • @bobjonas5564
    @bobjonas5564 Рік тому +94

    This series of videos is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube Рік тому +39

    *... fast forward to August 2024*
    "Nikos 378th date!"

  • @beasegraff9612
    @beasegraff9612 Рік тому +21

    18:11 Top 10 unexpected endings

  • @gillounet4766
    @gillounet4766 Рік тому +95

    At 0:46 I just love how the pedestrian disappears 😂

  • @bolobalaman
    @bolobalaman Рік тому +51

    2:06 Niko distant voice after getting complety wiped out by the horde of car is hilarious but not as hilarious as the ending police dispatch radio saying " Fuck u " lmao

  • @missriss_
    @missriss_ Рік тому +20

    11:33 😂😂
    *sees cars literally flying full speed and blowing up* Michelle: geeZ LOuisE

  • @Lord_The_Dragon
    @Lord_The_Dragon Рік тому +13

    4:44 *it s suspiciously quiet*
    *1 sec later*
    *Where are they?*

  • @ianpatrick23
    @ianpatrick23 Рік тому +56

    I love how the dialogue continues on regardless of the cars smashing into them 😂😂😂

    • @shadowangel_0617
      @shadowangel_0617 5 місяців тому

      I never laughed so loud before😂😂😂😂

  • @jcat9628
    @jcat9628 Рік тому +54

    16:06
    niko apologizes while getting launched far away with doppler effect

  • @aprev039
    @aprev039 Рік тому +41

    Niko: What do you do?
    *Michelle proceeds to get hit by a tumbling car*
    I guess we’ll never know what she does.

    • @anamericaninbusan9389
      @anamericaninbusan9389 9 місяців тому

      U.L. Paper sent that agent to assassinate her before their cover was blown.

  • @oliverloosav
    @oliverloosav Рік тому +11

    14:19 damn nice trick to impress Michelle

  • @АндрейЖабин-ш3з
    @АндрейЖабин-ш3з Рік тому +43

    14:19 😆 That was a perfect stunt!

  • @utley
    @utley Рік тому +12

    You drive like a gangster!
    No, I drive as if our very survival depends on it!

  • @ng7848
    @ng7848 Рік тому +12

    0:24 "you drive like a gangster" meanwhile there are cars hitting lightspeed next to her on the road lol

  • @TheVicar
    @TheVicar Рік тому +5

    Michelle is dead

  • @DKrueger1994
    @DKrueger1994 Рік тому +22

    1:45 big home run

  • @nickryan6787
    @nickryan6787 Рік тому +5

    2:32 wtf lmfao

  • @ayee-1
    @ayee-1 Рік тому +7

    0:46 she got deleted 💀

  • @teamhebi13
    @teamhebi13 Рік тому +14

    lmao like someone threw a car at her 1:18

  • @goldinthefurnace
    @goldinthefurnace Рік тому +18

    16:34 underrated NPC torture 😂😂❤ back right into him

  • @capcomblue1994
    @capcomblue1994 Рік тому +5

    9:10 and 9:11😮😂 that driver just came out unscathed and walked away like as if nothing happened😂

  • @goldinthefurnace
    @goldinthefurnace Рік тому +30

    1:12 😂dam that one was brutal

  • @glowingdeathclaw3560
    @glowingdeathclaw3560 Рік тому +22

    I don’t laugh out loud often but for whatever reason these videos get me laughing so hard Im gasping for air. Thank you!

  • @gerrykan1629
    @gerrykan1629 Рік тому +10

    3:40 "Michelle" took off like a golf ball on a driving range 😂😂

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Рік тому +23

    1:47 He got knocked all the way to Algonquin

  • @quipac
    @quipac Рік тому +40

    At least she played some bowling before dying.

  • @joey0wns
    @joey0wns Рік тому +5

    Michelle is dead.

  • @AlvidYTTV
    @AlvidYTTV 2 місяці тому +3

    18:05
    Michelle : "No, I guess I'm married to my job!"
    Niko : "Well, what you you do?"
    *splat*
    Me : *... well nothing much now I guess*

  • @senhorcrystal4610
    @senhorcrystal4610 Рік тому +3

    video tittle: third date
    mission name: first date
    conclusion: niko is a loser
    niko: i hate how people drive in this country!
    the GPS: in 200 yards, **explode**

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 Рік тому +5

    2:33 Niko uses the force

  • @Elimetal83
    @Elimetal83 Рік тому +13

    5:47 bye Niko

  • @szgn98
    @szgn98 9 місяців тому +5

    3:43 niko walkin through that Chaos so calmly makes it look so badass btw

  • @gamma2816
    @gamma2816 Рік тому +10

    "I'm not used this kind of driviiing!" Yeah no, Michelle, like other New Yorkers, is used to flying at MK.5 speed to her destination.
    Every one born here knows you take a left at Central Park, switch gears to 9000mph, bounce against The Statue Of Liberty, get chased by the police, hit the pedestrians near the corner shop owned by Tony, sweet guy btw, I scream hi to him every once in a while as I fly by, then you get hit by a fellow driver, hope you survive and THEN you are at the carnival... Like didn't Niko go to New York driving school? They changed the trafic laws to ♾️mph to speed up things, no wonder why the police targets him every time, he is clearly holding up traffic.
    This is also why they always get hit in the cutscene, what are they doing standing around there, every New Yorker knows Michelle's tree is the fastest way to bounce to the east side.
    Remember kids, look both ways before crossing the street, and up... In case a car is falling from space.
    I'm actually crying over this bro, and the taxi one I over analysed too like how do they stay in business and such... This is too good. 🤣🤣🤣 have a sub.

    • @gamma2816
      @gamma2816 Рік тому +1

      And so... The safety of the Bowling Alley was over... He was so close. 🥹🤣

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman Рік тому +2

      Lmao the fact u come up with the whole copypasta tldr paragraph is comedy on its own, Imma steal this now

    • @gamma2816
      @gamma2816 Рік тому +1

      @@bolobalaman Bro I wish I could send you the voice notes of me crying over this to my brother, I came up with like 16 more of these with full lore of how the society works driving like this and how kids go to school and the legality system in a reality where this is absolutely normal, we died bro, I over analysed the HELL out of it, the one about driving school got me choking. 🤣
      But aight aight, glad I made you laugh though. 🤣👍

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman Рік тому +1

      @@gamma2816 Those kids would be home school by now. No parent would be insane enough to kiss their children before they go to school and zoom away at the speed of a SR-71

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman Рік тому +4

      " As a finance analyst in Wall Street, it's a joy to take a sip of coffee in my office firm with a view on Brooklyn and the surrounding area of Manhattan where people's vehicle got throwed away at the speed of a commercial jetliner and fly in horde toward downtown. "

  • @HEISENVER6A
    @HEISENVER6A Рік тому +6

    1:11 I love when cars hit Niko and michelle😂😂😂😂😂

  • @goldinthefurnace
    @goldinthefurnace Рік тому +14

    14:21 Nice barrel roll ❤😅

  • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
    @TTMS-Khaz-kun Рік тому +8

    She's not having very good dates.. *Good.* I felt bad for Niko when she finally betrayed him and revealed herself to be a cop. You can do better, good Bellic!

  • @matheusperez2487
    @matheusperez2487 Рік тому +9

    Hate it when I get run over in a date and it throws me to another island. Can relate to Niko.

  • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
    @YourLocalCopiumDealer 10 місяців тому +51

    0:34 the way that cop car just bounces off the building like a tennis ball without ever touching the ground is too funny. The siren sounds like a cry for help. 😂

  • @10DollarProductions
    @10DollarProductions 11 місяців тому +3

    @4:47 just love when this shit happens during cutscenes. The taxi driver just laying dead on the horn. lmao

  • @Rondog93
    @Rondog93 Рік тому +4

    8:00

  • @jeremiahharris2023
    @jeremiahharris2023 Рік тому +6

    Poor Niko, but I'm enjoying this 😂😂👍👍
    6:47 "I'm feeling lightheaded!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @killerjays
    @killerjays Рік тому +6

    16:05 I love seeing bodies get launched across the whole screen

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 8 місяців тому +2

    5:46 😂 The taxi entering the frame, already destroyed 🤣🤣 my face is wet and my sides are in agony! 🤣🤣
    Also, amazing thumbnail shot lmao

  • @jerrysshowroom681
    @jerrysshowroom681 7 місяців тому +2

    1:24 Niko "I'll talk to you soon. Bye"
    The fact that Niko was smashed away after he said bye is priceless!😂

  • @JMO-FLOW
    @JMO-FLOW Рік тому +3

    2:31 I die everytime I see this 😂

  • @MarcosGuilhen
    @MarcosGuilhen Рік тому +4

    Hahaha laughing so much with these videos! Very very good.
    On a side note, amazing how GTA 4 has better physics than GTA 5. Would be nice if GTA 6 has the best of both worlds, but I highly doubt it.

  • @Dona16PG
    @Dona16PG Рік тому +3

    Michelle: THIS ISN'T FUN!
    Oh yes Michelle, it is absolutely fun

  • @Vendetta162X
    @Vendetta162X Рік тому +2

    0:46 Gone. Just like that

  • @AgniButWithChronicBackPain
    @AgniButWithChronicBackPain Рік тому +5

    Niko getting obliterated every time he says "bye" will never NOT be funny.

  • @morkahnofficial
    @morkahnofficial Рік тому +8

    I love the constant, aptly screaming NPCs

  • @koikarppa
    @koikarppa 9 місяців тому +2

    I could watch these for hours

  • @f30lolz29
    @f30lolz29 Рік тому +6

    If I ever get another date again, I’ll replicate these many scenes. Wish me luck guys!

  • @gerrykan1629
    @gerrykan1629 Рік тому +4

    Niko at 1:26 😂 "Youve just been erased" lmao ive seen my share of GTA mods... these are hands down the most hilarious....they all get SMOKED outta nowhere ROFL 🤣😂

    • @HipHopIsLifee
      @HipHopIsLifee Рік тому +1

      “I’ll talk to you soon, bye.”
      *immediately gets wiped off the face of the earth*

    • @gerrykan1629
      @gerrykan1629 10 місяців тому

      You just KNEW he was gonna get smoked after seeing the first two cars strike out 😆

  • @00lifeisforliving00
    @00lifeisforliving00 Рік тому +4

    14:19 what does she mean it wasn't fun? that was a perfect barrel roll right there!

  • @user-heruser229
    @user-heruser229 Рік тому +8

    THIS VIDEOS ARE FUNNY ASF MY MAN 😂😂😂

  • @iluminumfalcon8619
    @iluminumfalcon8619 Рік тому +3

    Haha you just finished your date headed home then bam a Car Flybys a Flyby by Car a Fly&Run.

  • @lastwarfare7535
    @lastwarfare7535 Рік тому +2

    GEEZ LOUISE!

  • @villari9259
    @villari9259 Рік тому +9

    1:46 I believe I can fly

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack Рік тому +2

    Niko: Well, what do you do?
    Michelle: *Gets hit by car*
    Worf: Die. 😁

  • @danielg9174
    @danielg9174 Рік тому +2

    5:57 when you knock Zelda out of the stage in Smash Bros

  • @PaulHintz914
    @PaulHintz914 Рік тому +8

    That ending 😂

  • @98-SR5
    @98-SR5 Рік тому +10

    16:04 I think Niko got flung all the way back to the Yugoslav War with that one.
    Edit: You can just see him as a tiny little speck behind the burnt out car way in the distance 😂

  • @mcslater_5281
    @mcslater_5281 8 місяців тому +1

    The First Few Mile Casual Drive LOL 😂

  • @newguy335
    @newguy335 Рік тому +2

    3:40.
    DAMN. That car hit her square in the face.

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator Рік тому +2

    Just like the Old Country, eh Niko?

  • @VuqarStyle
    @VuqarStyle Рік тому +3

    0:46 DAMN!

  • @devonscotttaylor
    @devonscotttaylor 10 місяців тому +1

    0:26 the car on fire that sails overhead and crashes into the overpass is moviesque. Micheal Bay type shit.

  • @psisound161
    @psisound161 Рік тому +4

    Don't worry about it Niko. There are plenty of Taxis in the sea. Or should i say, in the sky.

  • @nejkgamessk6031
    @nejkgamessk6031 Рік тому +1

    Bro can you please do tutorial on how to do this? In gta 4 and gta 5?
    Would help out alot of people man.

  • @SensiofRabbitude
    @SensiofRabbitude Рік тому +4

    I was impressed that he got so close first time without incident.

  • @michalbosiuk
    @michalbosiuk Рік тому +2

    geez Louise

  • @NorbieSimon
    @NorbieSimon 9 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe he made it to the third date with this chaos around them 😂

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 Рік тому +5

    No matter how many times I watch that cutscene it never gets old