6:52 this is actually a reference to Halloween: Resurrection, where Busta Rhymes was there and beat Michael Myers by electrocuting his crotch. it is completely and utterly absurd
Same I'm so sad over this- I'm not kidding, I had to save up for Christmas gift money too so I can't just spend it on merch cause I don't have a job and need to pay rent 😭
5:45 Prometheus is a terrible movie with one really great scene that makes the whole movie worth it. The roboabortion scene is one of the scariest in film.
I don't know where my brain tried to go with reading this post but it vaulted over the context guardrail, ended up swan diving down a staircase, and faceplanted itself straight into the decorative plastic plant in an incredibly wild leap of logic: "military veteran petplay"
3:08 You know, given the stories I've heard about Zach Braff being a jerk to fans and costars, I can't tell if this person is lying or not. Check out his candid moment on Punk'd, really shows you what kind of person he is behind the scenes.
I recently saw "Mr president, a second speed racer has hit the Funky Boy" on Letterbox and the best thing about that review is that it makes sense for the movie
8:19 Wow, didn't expect a shout-out to Mr Sunday Movies of all people from Kwite, like even among my movie-watching mutuals thats the first time I've ever heard anyone make a referece to them. 100% agree that they're a great background entertainers (and I mean that in the best way possible, one of my favorites to watch whenever I get to cook and eat by myself), kinda wish I had more people I could talk to who are a fan of them too
Kwite, I'ma keep it real with you. I love hoodies, and thst is a PERFECT shade of green, but even eith just thst eye view, none of that merch is something I could bare to be seen with xD The mere thought of having to explain it is enough of a deterrent for my socially awakward self.
so genuinely excited hearing about the gsupps cup and then the image is something i don't think would fly in my house XD one downside of still living with your parents as an adult. i hope they sell well!!
Actually a lot of people get back up after dying. It's a brain thing but like it happens. Because there is clinical death and brain death. Sometimes a kid that dies in South America can wake up in his coffin, ask for something to drink, and die again seconds later. I'm not sure if Jesus actually had that happen specifically, but other people have, too. Maybe not three days with wrist and ankle holes, but still probably some time has passed if you have a child waking during his lowering in a coffin, right?
5:55 tried to pause here before i saw what the review was because i was taking a sip of my drink; while I didn't pause in time at least I didn't spit out my drink (it was pretty close though ngl)
11:47 I guess it kinda depends, I know that a large portion of the gnostic stuff describes god as a very imperfect yet extremely powerful creator who THINKS he’s the one true god, but he’s not, he’s super angry at humanity for reasons I can’t remember and life is supposed to be about escaping from his dominion. They refer to this version of god as “The Demiurge” (yes, like the final boss of Doom Eternal)
i am so happy to see that you are still making videos after the false accusations and I knew you would never do that because I have been watching you since I was 7 and I am now 14 I love your content please never stop being you
Kwite I'm begging you please do a video on the woke content detector site genuinely it's so fucking stupid. Like, to the point where even having a single black person, or hell, woman doing something, is considered woke. Genuinely you need to look at it please.
Kwite can you extend the timeframe for ur Gsupps stuff by just another hour? I'm literally getting paid exactly that day and I just need that hoodie so badly
New conspiracy theory: Kwite doesn't actually talk during his recordings, he just pretends to move his mouth and dubs over the silence so he can say whatever he wants and seem like whatever funny thing he said was a joke he made up on the spot.
@Avendesora if you look at how the wrist and waist elastic grip, getting a bigger size won't solve the problem because it'll still cling in a way I don't like
@Stirfry47 if you look at how the wrist and waist elastic grip, getting a bigger size won't solve the problem because it'll still cling in a way I don't like
@@peridotgaming4518 So the elastic is too tight, not the hoodie itself? That makes way more sense than what the original comment implied, thank you for the clarification
Yo, have you reacted to creep the movie by silly author yet? Ig may be poorly animated, but its personally one of my comfort yt mini movies! Uh... warning tho cuz it does get a bit dark a bit fast.
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Real life Kwite moment before the end of the year is nothing I ever expected
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
@@p-__he’s already here
@@p-__ my beloved
@@boogeytime686Lord English?
the kwite before christmas
4 stars. This happened to my buddy Eric.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
which part?
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
He still has all the 360s, lmao he should sign and sell them
But then he wouldn't have all the all the 360s
Morbius went from being the worst movies ever to being better than the sequel of one of DC’s best movies.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
6:52 this is actually a reference to Halloween: Resurrection, where Busta Rhymes was there and beat Michael Myers by electrocuting his crotch. it is completely and utterly absurd
bro i want that hoodie so bad but all of my money is being spent on Christmas presents 😭😭
Dawg same 😭😭😭😭
Me tooooo! The worst part is I get paid on the 11th, just one more day and I could get it.😢
@@dragonhunter2343RETURN A GIFT AND BUY HOODIE, YOUR FAM WILL UNDERSTAND A LATE GIFT✊✊✊
Same I'm so sad over this- I'm not kidding, I had to save up for Christmas gift money too so I can't just spend it on merch cause I don't have a job and need to pay rent 😭
Kwite is more important than anyone in your life, he’s all that matters and you should prioritise her above all else :)
5:45 Prometheus is a terrible movie with one really great scene that makes the whole movie worth it. The roboabortion scene is one of the scariest in film.
I like how the first scene just drops the in-universe lore that ancient aliens is real.
The what?
Pov: you have no idea what a C section is
10:45 if you don’t beat off right after going to the vets, you’re not a real pet owner
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
I don't know where my brain tried to go with reading this post but it vaulted over the context guardrail, ended up swan diving down a staircase, and faceplanted itself straight into the decorative plastic plant in an incredibly wild leap of logic:
"military veteran petplay"
@@neoqwertyI could see it. The loyalty of a soldier vs the loyalty of a dog. People have uniform kinks too
@@neoqwerty holy god damn
11:40 I like to think God ran away in fear and never looked back the first time someone got a little too creative with a fish.
Kwite, stop pretending you consume human culture.
3:08 You know, given the stories I've heard about Zach Braff being a jerk to fans and costars, I can't tell if this person is lying or not. Check out his candid moment on Punk'd, really shows you what kind of person he is behind the scenes.
I recently saw "Mr president, a second speed racer has hit the Funky Boy" on Letterbox and the best thing about that review is that it makes sense for the movie
art by froggyloch?? I love her! she's so unhinged! lol
“I CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP” 🥤🥤🥤🥤☕️☕️😈😈🗣️
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
SIPPIN ON PROMETHAZINE 👻👻👻👽👽👽👽😻👺👺👺👺👺
Zach Braff is absolutely a horrible person, they had to try and edit out him punching a child when he was on the show punk'd
another upload from my green goat
8:19 Wow, didn't expect a shout-out to Mr Sunday Movies of all people from Kwite, like even among my movie-watching mutuals thats the first time I've ever heard anyone make a referece to them. 100% agree that they're a great background entertainers (and I mean that in the best way possible, one of my favorites to watch whenever I get to cook and eat by myself), kinda wish I had more people I could talk to who are a fan of them too
Kwite went HD while I wasn't looking huh
10:24 DOCTOR WHO REFERENCED!!!
i went straight to the comments when i heard timey wimey and tenant in the same sentence
glad someone thought the same as me
9:08 That just made me laugh the hardest out of any of your videos, my sense of humor is so broken.
She movie on my review until I watch Kwite
I like how "watch Kwite" in this is implied to be a euphemism for "Orgasm"
@boneappleyee8356 you're telling me it isn't?
Feels weird going back to brainrot after the xbox video. It took me 3 days to finish it an now I'm like "Oh yeah, he's the funny guy"
0:42 they’re the joker, baby
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
my tism senses r tingling
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
I read this to the tune of "Loser, Baby"
@@eevee.9351 I sense a faint whiff of tism. (turns my head to see the autism gun pointed right at me)
TWINK POSTED AGAIN 🗣️🔥🙏
hunter pfp😊
Remember kids:
It's morbin time
Loved the part were Kwite fell off the stairs
clearly the wicked reviewer never read the book or they would know that it is, in fact, purple
Kwite, I'ma keep it real with you. I love hoodies, and thst is a PERFECT shade of green, but even eith just thst eye view, none of that merch is something I could bare to be seen with xD
The mere thought of having to explain it is enough of a deterrent for my socially awakward self.
You can say you thrifted it and just thought it looked cool ????
5:51 actually apparently in the book it's purple
New angle unlocked 😮
Lazarus also hopped out of the grave, Jesus had to test that shit before he tried it himself.
Video so good I have to watch it again while sober
That is so real bro
Drink enough water and eat food
I want that fuckin hoodie, but you chose literally the worst month to try to sell it.. all of my money is being spent on Christmas presents.
11:44 God hating us and wanting to harm us would be maltheism.
1:12 wow Kwite, so you're telling us it's weird to be proud of something coming out??? So much for the "tolerant" left 🙄
so genuinely excited hearing about the gsupps cup and then the image is something i don't think would fly in my house XD one downside of still living with your parents as an adult. i hope they sell well!!
Hi kwite!!!! :D
The intro is just pure gold for me!
How dare yt hide this from me for 15 seconds
Algorithm washed fr
Fr fr
This is the next "only x views in y minutes, fell off"
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
Actually a lot of people get back up after dying. It's a brain thing but like it happens. Because there is clinical death and brain death. Sometimes a kid that dies in South America can wake up in his coffin, ask for something to drink, and die again seconds later. I'm not sure if Jesus actually had that happen specifically, but other people have, too. Maybe not three days with wrist and ankle holes, but still probably some time has passed if you have a child waking during his lowering in a coffin, right?
8:18 I never expected to hear Keith utter the name Mr Sunday Movies. Goddamn my worlds are colliding.
T^T kwite i love how you can find all this weird stuff so close in time to each other these videos get weirder and weirder
I SAW RHE TV GLOW SPOTTED
BEST FILM LIKE EVER! (totally not biased)
@ real
i showed it to my sibling and they came out as transfem during the credits. that's 3/5 of my parents kids being trans (myself included)
It’s true I went off HRT and my lips are very chapped rn
5:55 tried to pause here before i saw what the review was because i was taking a sip of my drink; while I didn't pause in time at least I didn't spit out my drink (it was pretty close though ngl)
The art on that shirt 😨
I need
5:59 green around the gills means you're sick
"Who else has ever gotten up after dying" LAZARUS my brother did you even read the book >:/
11:47 I guess it kinda depends, I know that a large portion of the gnostic stuff describes god as a very imperfect yet extremely powerful creator who THINKS he’s the one true god, but he’s not, he’s super angry at humanity for reasons I can’t remember and life is supposed to be about escaping from his dominion.
They refer to this version of god as “The Demiurge” (yes, like the final boss of Doom Eternal)
11:52 you sound like my linguistics professor and I'm getting flashbacks
i am so happy to see that you are still making videos after the false accusations and I knew you would never do that because I have been watching you since I was 7 and I am now 14 I love your content please never stop being you
woah that's pretty young to be watching kwite but you have my respect dude
kwite got so tired of standing he finally needed to sit down
Under 1 hour gang😼👇
I’m so high. I have lost the difference between old and new
Always a good day for Kwite
kwite I'm letting you know that you're gonna be the first UA-camr that I get merch of
I can't wait for Kwite 2.
Tenet is the only movie ive ever fallen asleep during
I want the cup so much but I had to buy those Kendrick Lamar tickets 😞😭
Don't call me out! 12:56 I watched it and cried so d*mn hard 🤣😭
Yo new background thats crazy
Ah hell nah, Kwite got the venom hoodie
He has legs!?
Betrayed.
i just watched a Robin Williams movie in class so this thumbnail is insane for me
Mr Sunday movies is goated
Kwite I had a dream while watching the Xbox video that there was a bunch of skin walkers that liked piss
Woah. Nice hoodie
Kwite I'm begging you please do a video on the woke content detector site genuinely it's so fucking stupid.
Like, to the point where even having a single black person, or hell, woman doing something, is considered woke.
Genuinely you need to look at it please.
YES.
deism is usually neutral I think, dystheism is the one that’s actively hateful. and there’s also gnosticism but that’s just way more complex
Kwite can you extend the timeframe for ur Gsupps stuff by just another hour? I'm literally getting paid exactly that day and I just need that hoodie so badly
i hope they then do some pokemaniac type to have only the "bait" pokemons.. would be a fun detail.
In under 10 seconds, I’m here.
WTF DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLE SCARED ME
Kwite, I might just goon to the Gsupps cup art. not my proudest moment.
New conspiracy theory:
Kwite doesn't actually talk during his recordings, he just pretends to move his mouth and dubs over the silence so he can say whatever he wants and seem like whatever funny thing he said was a joke he made up on the spot.
1:06 They gave him pupils
!!!
back to the slop!
The Kwite engine is at full power
HE GOT A CHAIR
Babe kwite dropped again
Oh dear, pick her up then
Love the design of the hoodie, wish it didn't look way too tight for me to enjoy wearing it
...Get a larger size?
Sizes exist???
@Avendesora if you look at how the wrist and waist elastic grip, getting a bigger size won't solve the problem because it'll still cling in a way I don't like
@Stirfry47 if you look at how the wrist and waist elastic grip, getting a bigger size won't solve the problem because it'll still cling in a way I don't like
@@peridotgaming4518 So the elastic is too tight, not the hoodie itself? That makes way more sense than what the original comment implied, thank you for the clarification
9:25 you see kwite, there lived a certain man in russia long ago
Here before it hit 30 minutes, earliest I've ever been
Hello kwite
hi kwite
Complete Kwite reskin, I see
MrSundayMovies MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!
This movie was so bad I walked out of my own house
hoodie purchased woooo
i hope you have a good day today
Yo, have you reacted to creep the movie by silly author yet? Ig may be poorly animated, but its personally one of my comfort yt mini movies! Uh... warning tho cuz it does get a bit dark a bit fast.
how dare the youtube algorithm hide this from me for 37 second
My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨
@@p-__ I'm going to touch you.
GOT THE CUP AND THE PLUSHIE 2025 ID GONNA BE MY YEAR
I rly wana get a bottle but i cannot take that anywhere💀
kwite do you know about thumb cramps (you mentioned mr sunday movies and i think it would be very funny if you do)
i stole the joker movie from a redbox
5:05 : laughed until I couldn't breathe
guess it's finally time to eat now!!
wtf stand back up
demi adejuyigbe mention ‼️