Homemade Armor Using FLOWERS? (Totally Impenetrable!)

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  • @htme
    @htme  4 роки тому +186

    If you're looking to buy life insurance but aren't sure where to start, head to policygenius.com today!

  • @joejia1410
    @joejia1410 4 роки тому +1535

    Andy developing his own body armor so he doesn't need to buy life insurance

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 роки тому +45

      no, he's buying life insurance so that he can test out his own body armor

    • @joejia1410
      @joejia1410 4 роки тому +19

      @@DisKorruptd both works

    • @idiotsandwich7528
      @idiotsandwich7528 4 роки тому +8

      *put armours around organ to prevent cancer.

    • @TheAvsouto
      @TheAvsouto 4 роки тому +3

      He want to make sure that he will respawn to not loose his tools and Armour

  • @Joe1729
    @Joe1729 4 роки тому +1133

    Is having an adorable kitty a requirement of being on the HTME team?

  • @afek841
    @afek841 4 роки тому +206

    9:18 Respect for sacrificing your floor for the cause

    • @TheSandborn
      @TheSandborn 4 роки тому +7

      I noticed that too rip, means shes down for the job

    • @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile
      @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile 4 роки тому +1

      I second this

    • @ashtonr4444
      @ashtonr4444 4 роки тому +10

      I slightly died inside when I saw that

    • @gekfurian
      @gekfurian 4 роки тому +4

      Those were some serious scratches indeed

    • @YassineELAZMI
      @YassineELAZMI 3 роки тому +4

      that hurts to watch she could have just lifted the rock or put a cloth under it

  • @jimcooper4578
    @jimcooper4578 4 роки тому +114

    as a fellow experimental archaeologist (flintknapping mostly) i would like to point out that stone tools were utilized well into the iron age for various reasons but the thing i noticed is Lauren struggling to cut the linen and later you struggling to cut the leather with the bronze tools a stone flake could have been used to produce a finer cut look into a stone tool called a hoko knife.

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +33

      thank you for this information!!! will save me a lot of time and eventual arm muscle pain

    • @spyderf16
      @spyderf16 4 роки тому +13

      This is a great point. Just because they're in the "bronze age" doesn't mean prior tools or variations thereof are not relevant. Even today, obsidian scalpels do have their uses in modern medicine. Steel is more common, cheaper and more durable, but there's definitely a market for obsidian scalpels when super fine precision is desired. The difference between a modern steel scalpel and obsidian are on the microscopic scale in terms of precision; but when you're talking about the bronze age it's a huge difference in the sharpness/precision of Bronze and flint/obsidian. Use the best tool for the job, even if the best tool for the job isn't "modern". I also like to point at Primitive Technology as a part of this. Although he's covered more historically modern methods of fire making, he usually doesn't bother using a fire bow or drill. Making a fire using his hands suits him fine in his use cases when he needs to get an ember going.

    • @1999GGO
      @1999GGO 4 роки тому +4

      And sharpening the bronze blades wouldn’t hurt either

    • @jimcooper4578
      @jimcooper4578 4 роки тому +1

      Laurenapolis no problem happy to help

    • @jimcooper4578
      @jimcooper4578 4 роки тому +2

      Laurenapolis if you need them I can produce and mail you guys some blades for that purpose

  • @lukelave8615
    @lukelave8615 4 роки тому +223

    Another good vid! As a person who moves furniture for a living, i nearly clawed my eyes and ears out at 9:19 when she literally slid that heavy rock across that hardwood floor..wow

    • @omegaflameZ
      @omegaflameZ 4 роки тому +23

      That was pretty painful to watch, nice big gouges in the floor too

    • @niilovaananen3215
      @niilovaananen3215 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, the scratches it left were painful to see

    • @KriegZombie
      @KriegZombie 4 роки тому +10

      It's moments like this that solidly remind me I am an adult. That sound made me cringe.

    • @valbourne1797
      @valbourne1797 4 роки тому +14

      I had visions of landlords screeching and of deposits going up in flames

    • @rilock2435
      @rilock2435 4 роки тому +7

      I came here specifically to see if anyone else noticed. I'm still paused, afraid to see what happens next. All I see are those scratches!

  • @nikolaikostka7632
    @nikolaikostka7632 4 роки тому +361

    I’m pretty stoked for when Andy lands on the moon

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 роки тому +2

      Spaaaaaaaaaacccccccccceeeeeee!!!!! Space. O.o

    • @Mikeocxlong
      @Mikeocxlong 4 роки тому +3

      His grandkids

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +4

      @@grayeaglej sick tatts 15:12

    • @ipercrayy4797
      @ipercrayy4797 4 роки тому +3

      Mr. Stone UA-cam edition

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 4 роки тому +5

      before or after Senkuu?(?

  • @arnfinns4090
    @arnfinns4090 4 роки тому +910

    Welp that's certainly a new type of sponsor

    • @TheBird..
      @TheBird.. 4 роки тому +25

      And a good one, life insurance is important because us health care is hella expensive
      Edit: in the us where it’s not considered a basic human right

    • @fearxunix855
      @fearxunix855 4 роки тому +2

      Scout Studios and that’s a fact

    • @Azalynnnn
      @Azalynnnn 4 роки тому +22

      Life Insurance? Next thing you know it will be a lawyer pushing for MESOTHELIOMA. IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION.

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight 4 роки тому +5

      But a 2020 relevant one. Just wait till the zombies

    • @willx2018
      @willx2018 4 роки тому +3

      I think they're gonna be one of the next ones carrying UA-camrs next to Honey, SimpliSafe, VPNs, etc. They sponsored an Off the Ranch (same guy as demolition ranch) vid.

  • @SuperBeardWill
    @SuperBeardWill 4 роки тому +603

    Shame Kate didn't join the channel as well as I liked her, but all the best to Lauren with HTME :)

    • @emesekovacs1988
      @emesekovacs1988 4 роки тому +50

      Liked Kate so much better tho

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 4 роки тому +33

      Kate was hard working

    • @wyattcamacho7464
      @wyattcamacho7464 4 роки тому +21

      i agree, but i think lauren was better on camera.

    • @manus5423
      @manus5423 4 роки тому +15

      I like Lauren, she is funny.

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 4 роки тому +36

      They are both so natural in front of the camera, really would have loved to see both of them in the team. But I guess people doing labour want to get paid and money doesn't grow on trees unfortunatley.

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 4 роки тому +652

    You should totally breed silk worms and try and make your own silk. If you are able to get enough you can also try and make ancient silk armor.

    • @Rohandutt
      @Rohandutt 4 роки тому +52

      He did it before this check out his channel

    • @studioreep7449
      @studioreep7449 4 роки тому +33

      @@Rohandutt not the silk armor. Just silk worms

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 4 роки тому +2

      studio reep he hardly made enough for a shirt/tie lmao

    • @CH3R.N0BY1
      @CH3R.N0BY1 4 роки тому

      they already are, check their instagram

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 4 роки тому +1

      Ashley Marie that would be awesome but extremely tedious.

  • @valbourne1797
    @valbourne1797 4 роки тому +286

    this is like reverse clickbait. I could not care less about making armor out of literal flowers, but linen armor is actually an interesting topic.

    • @peterruiz6117
      @peterruiz6117 4 роки тому +8

      And it stopped arrows...
      Not what you see in movies

    • @jonajo9757
      @jonajo9757 4 роки тому +8

      @@peterruiz6117 Depending on the circumstances...
      *not all gambesons stop arrows sadly*

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 4 роки тому +1

      It's called: Subverting Expectations

    • @futhark_9547
      @futhark_9547 4 роки тому +2

      Gambesons were very comman as armor coz they were far far far cheaper to make than mail or plate and it was lighter and could been worn as coats and stuff like that. It's decent at protecting against cuts but bad at protecting from stabbing

    • @baronprocrastination1722
      @baronprocrastination1722 3 роки тому +2

      @@futhark_9547 I wouldn't exactly call layers of linen glued together a 'gambeson'. The concept is similar, but executed differently.
      Personally, I find the linothorax the more interesting type of armor. It's like a bridge between soft and solid armor.

  • @maximianocoelho4496
    @maximianocoelho4496 4 роки тому +64

    4:41 I feel happy to know that everything is OK with Analeese. I really miss her.

  • @dfhjvghvvg2175
    @dfhjvghvvg2175 4 роки тому +348

    "We didn't specify which bits of leather we wanted so we got inside out cow faces" boom face couch

    • @nazamroth8427
      @nazamroth8427 4 роки тому +9

      @Elizabeth Megson .....Possibly? Apparently, I make unintentional references to unknown things quite often...

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +10

      yeah, that was incredibly disturbing to see, especially as a vegetarian of 17 years.
      but i am glad that parts of the animals that would have otherwise gone to waste, are being used. it makes me feel a lot better that nothing is going to waste, and the slaughter of those animals would have happened regardless.

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 4 роки тому +1

      @@BothHands1 he should have used human skin from people that already died ;)

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +4

      Thomas S.
      uhhhh.... that might have worked??? idk?? think you can only get away with that in the congo tho. but yeah, if they died of natural causes, then that certainly would have been even more environmentally sustainable. i guess it depends on how sentimental you are over your own body. idc what happens to mine after i'm no longer living in it. make leather if you want. not like i'm gonna care if i'm dead already. i am also an organ donor. when i'm done with this body, it'll just be water, carbon, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, and a couple trace elements.
      but some people's superstitions def make them uncomfortable about it in many places. i mean, mummies are a pretty good example. wonder if they still would have used the mummification process if they knew they'd be sitting in a glass box in a museum, and spectators come from around the world to see how old you've gotten.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 4 роки тому

      hello ed gein

  • @avoirdupois1
    @avoirdupois1 4 роки тому +18

    I love Andy's dialogue after wearing the armor: "I feel very moisturized." These observations, including the difficulties in the cutting, piercing, sewing of this armor, and the remarks about how it is the nature of armor to resist being cut and pierced, really bring home the cost of these ancient technologies and how much we take modern tech like tool steel and sewing machines (and all that they entail) for granted.

  • @bswtsp21
    @bswtsp21 4 роки тому +173

    Darn, I thought Katie was really cool.

    • @howtoguro
      @howtoguro 4 роки тому +5

      Both were cool. Lauren is more extroverted, it probably just worked out better that way... dunno

    • @Janon48
      @Janon48 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah Katie seemed pretty knowledgeable

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 4 роки тому +95

    Kate: I hope the cat doesn't attack this.
    *Cat attacks the strings*
    Kate: Hey! No!
    *1 minute later*
    *Kate attacks weighted strings*
    Me: Clearly, she wants to be the dominant cat.

  • @Facehate666
    @Facehate666 4 роки тому +119

    I miss Annalees - she could do it all

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah! Chase turkeys, cast metal, everything.

    • @CHloE748
      @CHloE748 4 роки тому +2

      Is she gone for good? Why did she leave?

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому

      @@starlight4649 video?

    • @eldritchwhore4887
      @eldritchwhore4887 4 роки тому +3

      @@CHloE748 most likely as the video said she left for a career that aligns with her personal interests

  • @SF-li9kh
    @SF-li9kh 4 роки тому +191

    Finally, we found out what happened to Analeese. I thought her decomposing body was somewhere around 😂

    • @sigmoidbeast7712
      @sigmoidbeast7712 4 роки тому +36

      Don't trust Andy it was all a lie to get everyone to stop questioning where she is.

    • @justinlipkin
      @justinlipkin 4 роки тому +6

      It's a bit shame as I did ship them ever so slightly

    • @aidancarpenter2123
      @aidancarpenter2123 4 роки тому +5

      @@justinlipkin I thought they were shipped at first lol

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 4 роки тому +13

      @@justinlipkin .......aren't they siblings? You probably should stop watching Game of Thrones.

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 4 роки тому +13

      @@custos3249 Winter is coming to Alabama

  • @emoAnarchist
    @emoAnarchist 4 роки тому +28

    9:17 R.I.P. that floor

  • @matthewmunro8676
    @matthewmunro8676 4 роки тому +47

    The Chinese used laminated paper and made "dragon scales". You should check it out, it's lighter and just as strong.

    • @sirnikkel6746
      @sirnikkel6746 4 роки тому +2

      *Senku Ishigami flashbacks*

    • @Just_Sara
      @Just_Sara 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of micarta.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe later down the line but I think he hasn't "unlocked" paper yet

    • @matthewmunro8676
      @matthewmunro8676 4 роки тому +2

      @@darthplagueis13 he has, he did it 3 months ago

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +10

      @@matthewmunro8676 He's made papyrus, not paper. There's an important difference in how the two are made and I very much doubt that you could make dragon scale armour from papyrus.

  • @MuscarV2
    @MuscarV2 4 роки тому +58

    Kate is the obvious choice IMO, she fits perfectly and actually showed what can be done instead of the end result looking like a 12 year olds first try.
    And she's really good at talking to the camera, making it both very informative, light hearted and nice.
    I feel Lauren was just all over the place, the way her part was edited also didn't work very well. Nothing against her, just doesn't fit this channel in both style and educational aim.

    • @ElijahCem
      @ElijahCem 4 роки тому +9

      I did like Kate more actually. Annalise would ALWAYS be my first choice but still

    • @harveyman93
      @harveyman93 4 роки тому +5

      I thought Lauren and her part were excellent, hard disagree there. I'm glad she's playing a recurring part with this series.

    • @hanvyj2
      @hanvyj2 4 роки тому

      @@ElijahCem same! They were both good though.

    • @psychoticax645
      @psychoticax645 4 роки тому +3

      I felt kate sounded too serious and didnt have a hint of interest in what she was doing, lauren on the other hand actually felt engaging and kept my attention, wasnt boring one bit.

  • @julianaocallaghan3225
    @julianaocallaghan3225 4 роки тому +8

    I love Lauren! She brings so much fun to the show with her personality and humor. She clearly is also a hard worker and did a great job with her projects. Total delight to watch and Winky rules.

  • @TheBentiZ
    @TheBentiZ 4 роки тому +22

    I like Lauren, she breathes fresh air into this channel with her humor!

  • @coolbean145
    @coolbean145 4 роки тому +134

    OMG she is ruining her hardwood floor by dragging rocks over it!

    • @Sohzy
      @Sohzy 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly. I mean, if she'd drug one more, clearly it'd all be ruined and need to be replaced.......

    • @HipposHateWater
      @HipposHateWater 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I winced at that. I hope those markings were dirt scuffs instead of actual scratches :c

    • @christianlee1693
      @christianlee1693 4 роки тому

      It's fine, it can be resanded and re-waxed in about 30 minutes

  • @stupidloserbigidiotbrain8677
    @stupidloserbigidiotbrain8677 4 роки тому +70

    can we keep Lauren and Kate i want all the cats we can get on this channle

  • @joannahernandez9472
    @joannahernandez9472 4 роки тому +160

    i have a tattoo of a corndog is when i knew she was the one

    • @CHloE748
      @CHloE748 4 роки тому +12

      CJ F it’s a crutch?? Sounds like you don’t have a personality, so you think anyone who DOES have a personality is just faking it to be popular 😂 yikes

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +8

      CHloE748 Lol! I’m reading through comments and this dude copy pasted this comment into all the threads about me 😂

    • @joannahernandez9472
      @joannahernandez9472 4 роки тому +4

      Laurenapolis probably just trying to cover up his own insecurities i mean he had to take time out of his day to do all that

    • @Seriouskai
      @Seriouskai 4 роки тому +1

      @@laurenapolis It's because of all the magical cheese obviously.

    • @garciagrcia
      @garciagrcia 4 роки тому +1

      @@Freudigman lmao someone's jealous

  • @laneyb8911
    @laneyb8911 4 роки тому +5

    That loom was so cool and seemed a lot more feasible imo. She did a good job too!

  • @johnbarron4843
    @johnbarron4843 4 роки тому +24

    *I miss Kate already... She should start her own channel.*

  • @fhorst41
    @fhorst41 4 роки тому +3

    This may have a great effect on your projected costs: Linen is processed into 2 grades from the point between the retting and the spinning. The finer and longer fibers go to making a spin linen thread, but the shorter course fibers are still finish spun (often by the children or younger apprentices) into a product called Tow. Tow is a strong material from which courser cloth is made, and also ropes and cordages. This is where the modern use of the word Tow drives from, as in Tow Truck.
    A product produced with the bulk of the fabric used being made from 2nd grade materials like Tow and faced atop with finer Linen is more likely than, and less expensive than, one made from all the finest cloth available.

  • @raymondcross3
    @raymondcross3 4 роки тому +20

    Funnily enough, it's theorized that they cut the fabric into shape after sticking it together, because it's EASIER

  • @a.s.j.g6229
    @a.s.j.g6229 4 роки тому +16

    The second person was my favourite. (Kate)

  • @lilcooper4492
    @lilcooper4492 4 роки тому +81

    Everybody seeing this : we will watch your career with great interest

  • @kelseybank
    @kelseybank 4 роки тому +27

    Winky is a star! Lauren is so fun & entertaining. She makes it look actually fun to heckle & spread animal fat. We stan.

  • @cavalaxis
    @cavalaxis 4 роки тому +17

    Shows entire retting process, skips entirely over the hours spinning on a drop spindle. (Now imagine how long it would take to make a ship's sail.)

  • @niteflitetheknitter
    @niteflitetheknitter 4 роки тому +7

    "This is gonna be a sheer tunic" I don't know about linen, but a lot of natural fabrics do tighten up after a wash in hot water

  • @HoY_82
    @HoY_82 4 роки тому +11

    9:18 that scratch though!

  • @jedinutcracker
    @jedinutcracker 4 роки тому +25

    "i have the strongest armor possible, no sword can get through this"
    *gets shot with 20mm Vulcan AT Round*

    • @bot7070
      @bot7070 4 роки тому +3

      Dook Dook *parry this filthy casual*

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 роки тому +1

      Mhmm, no armor can save you from my V2 missile!

    • @qwertyq69420
      @qwertyq69420 2 роки тому

      @@starlight4649 no armor can withstand my ICBM

  • @mattiasroelofs5390
    @mattiasroelofs5390 4 роки тому +3

    Lauren is a woman of commitment focus and sheer fricking will

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 4 роки тому +5

    I miss AL, but I am happy she is on the path she wishes to walk. Creative young lady, great energy. (Winkey is awesome)

  • @kaziwaseef
    @kaziwaseef 4 роки тому +20

    I was wondering what happened to Annalise. Lauren seems like a pretty fun person, the video felt quite bright :D

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you so much ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

  • @Nono-hk3is
    @Nono-hk3is 4 роки тому +1

    Omg i love both winky and pluto so much

  • @prptaft
    @prptaft 4 роки тому +55

    he could go to 1816 and skip everything before it cuz he didn't have a camera to record it and we wouldn't know

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 4 роки тому +12

      And up until 1897 to get videos, before it would be a weekly magazine. And up to the 1920's for us to have sound

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 4 роки тому

      He travelled back. Didn't you see Dark 😂

    • @prptaft
      @prptaft 4 роки тому

      @@SF-li9kh he took the tech with him...

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 4 роки тому +36

    Lauren seems cool.
    She is trying a bit too hard right now, but that'll improve once she gets used to the camera.

    • @aromaz6401
      @aromaz6401 4 роки тому +6

      You make it sound like this was a porno

    • @akhasshativeritsol1950
      @akhasshativeritsol1950 4 роки тому +3

      @@aromaz6401 Nah, they need to invent cameras first, the HTME porn episode is still a LONG way off...

  • @Littleladyduck
    @Littleladyduck 4 роки тому +5

    Omg i love Loren!!! she such a funny and dorky addition to your team

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you so much!!! ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

  • @vansailor87
    @vansailor87 4 роки тому +2

    Lauren is great! Her quirkiness and wit was enjoyable to watch and listen to 🥳 Dan the camera man does a great job editing and filming as well

  • @jackmurray302
    @jackmurray302 4 роки тому +57

    The question is, who now has the best cat?

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +5

      @winkyapolis has an Instagram ฅ^•ﻌ-^ฅ

    • @nikosaarinen3258
      @nikosaarinen3258 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Kastley
      @Kastley 4 роки тому

      @@laurenapolis

    • @Sci_X1
      @Sci_X1 4 роки тому

      The original is always the best

  • @Mesomalinas
    @Mesomalinas 4 роки тому +1

    Lauren makes this show even more fun to watch. I like that everybody in this channel is really the opposite of experts, showing the real difficulty of any of these projects, and do not make things seem like a breeze. And just like Andy, she handles that brilliantly and with a lot of humor :-)

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +1

      This is so nice!!! Thank you! That means a lot 🥰 I’m glad it comes across that I’m really having fun, I am!!

  • @ARMRandomVideos
    @ARMRandomVideos 4 роки тому +44

    imagine Andy explaining to his grandma what his job is

    • @Nagol93
      @Nagol93 4 роки тому +10

      "I host a show where I make things from scratch". Dosent sound that hard to explain

    • @ARMRandomVideos
      @ARMRandomVideos 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nagol93 I was thinking more like grandma asking, "Why make it from scratch? You can buy it for much cheaper!"

    • @Nagol93
      @Nagol93 4 роки тому +2

      @@ARMRandomVideos "Because people like to watch things being made form scratch"

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 4 роки тому +3

      She'd tell him he's doing it all wrong and school him with how it's done after he picked his own switch.

    • @ARMRandomVideos
      @ARMRandomVideos 4 роки тому

      @@custos3249 yup

  • @ArcturanMegadonkey
    @ArcturanMegadonkey 4 роки тому +1

    fabulous to watch the weaving, I'm in the UK and go metal detecting and we often find lead spindle whorls which are the same as those clay loom weights. The whorls we find would be from medieval times though.
    excellent video

  • @benpickens9918
    @benpickens9918 4 роки тому +16

    I love how Lauren started out spreading out the pig fat with gloves on, but on the second layer she was just like “you know what, screw it” and takes the gloves off.

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +5

      it made it so much harder with the gloves on lol

  • @gregwein1
    @gregwein1 Місяць тому

    I have read that flax grows best in undesired or rough soil. So quite often it was the first crop pioneers planted while they were clearing their of trees, stumps, rocks, etc. Once the flax matured and was harvested, they had cleared fields to plant their other crops.

  • @lena5546
    @lena5546 4 роки тому +3

    I hope we learn what Winky made with her stick in a future episode!

  • @PITTBULL0
    @PITTBULL0 4 роки тому

    Ok the commitment the people of HTME is amazing like I’m pretty sure these are the only people who complete their New Years resolutions (without changing them XD)

  • @dieterbletten2494
    @dieterbletten2494 4 роки тому +13

    I like how Lauren gives of this quirky vibe!
    Going down the stairs was my favorite part!

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +1

      Dieter Bletten thank you so much!!! 🥰

  • @PeterTMT
    @PeterTMT 4 роки тому +1

    You can ask local hunters (or the people offering deer butchering services) for their hides. You can get all the raw deer hides you can ask for - especially if you don't mind doing the fleshing (removing the fat etc.). The deer was killed for its meat and the hide is normally thrown away so it's a win-win.

  • @exhaustedsprout1734
    @exhaustedsprout1734 4 роки тому +5

    This had to have been the weirdest job interview process either of them have gone through

  • @NothingXemnas
    @NothingXemnas 4 роки тому

    I wish the best of luck to Annelise in finding a job, and to Lauren in her new job! Sad that Kate didn't make it, but she has talent!

  • @ahhhno5320
    @ahhhno5320 4 роки тому +58

    "Today we are learning how to create a German Panzer tank."

    • @3312-q2e
      @3312-q2e 4 роки тому +1

      panzer = tank

    • @epauletshark3793
      @epauletshark3793 3 роки тому +1

      I hope that comes at some point.

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 3 роки тому

      @@3312-q2e doesn’t it man panther or something like that?

  • @TheRegret
    @TheRegret 4 роки тому

    for weaving you should try and recreate that video of a woven basket that can hold water. the tighter the weave of reed or material the more water tight the basket, so it would be interesting to see who could make the largest water tight woven recepticle (because im not expecting anything bigger than a small bowl or cup).
    i'm referring to a video i saw on reddit where a woven basket was filled with 3 buckets full of water and retained it all without dripping, which really isn't that important but to be honest there is a lot to be learned about videos in rural countries that rely on skill of a master manufacturer rather than a cheap mass produced product that might fail.

  • @johnmusshafen2105
    @johnmusshafen2105 4 роки тому +65

    The pig fat seems like it would be better at giving infections rather than giving protection

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus 4 роки тому

      @@SMnuggets how?

    • @HavokTheorem
      @HavokTheorem 4 роки тому +45

      You're dead wrong John. Firstly it's been frozen and then cooked so it is thoroughly sterilised. Second, a waxy lipid like lard acts as an occlusive barrier against foreign pathogens so smearing heat treated animal fat into a wound before bandaging it would likely give you a lot of added protection from infection compared to a bandage alone.
      There aren't any pathogens I know of that can thrive in oil.

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 4 роки тому +11

      And yet cured meats and olive oil don't putrify when left out. Wonder why that is........ One sec before I look it up. Need some water.

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 4 роки тому +2

      @ ok boomer

    • @keeperofthegood
      @keeperofthegood 4 роки тому +4

      @@HavokTheorem The question I would have in this is; I am not aware of lard being UV curable the way Linseed Oil is so why is it used? The linen (the plant that produces the flax seed that the linseed oil is then crushed from) would stabilize hard in sunlight over time when layered with linseed oils.

  • @Jamndude3
    @Jamndude3 4 роки тому

    I remember seeing a video lecture on this topic. The hypothesis on part of the reason that this armor was so available is that it was preferable to use lower grade linnen made from thicker, more poorly made thread like sack cloth. In tests this supposedly grants more protection because the individual threads are thicker and harder to cut through. This was also not only easier to make but was commonly made in large quantities for other purposes so making the armor out of it was practically a form of recycling.

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 4 роки тому +7

    We're going to miss Annalise, but I'm glad she's moved onto doing something that's more right for her! It seems like Lauren is going to bring a lot of energy and personality to the channel, so I'm looking forward to seeing more from her.

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +2

      Aw thank you so much this is very kind 🥰

  • @MrDowntemp0
    @MrDowntemp0 4 роки тому +1

    I will miss Annalees, but wish her and Kate the best of luck on their future endeavors. And welcome Lauren!

  • @jagorjurekovic1697
    @jagorjurekovic1697 4 роки тому +42

    You sly fox
    You knew cloth making is the most tedious, labor-intensive job so you made them do it for you for free
    to get the actual job
    lol

    • @raa6504
      @raa6504 3 роки тому

      And chose the wrong girl too.. smh

  • @The_gaming_gazimon
    @The_gaming_gazimon 4 роки тому +1

    so, suggestion on a more satisfying (to the viewer) way of sourcing leather would be to go hunting with someone in Minnesota, odds are the person you'd go hunting with wants the meat, and maybe the head, meaning you can take everything else to use in future projects. ensuring full use.

  • @harveyburrows8843
    @harveyburrows8843 4 роки тому +30

    Didnt realise he was such a player, is female on the job description or is andy just baller 😂

  • @ryanmcewen415
    @ryanmcewen415 3 роки тому

    I made a Linothorax for SCA heavy combat. It was amazingly effective. I used cheap canvas from the hardware store (it was advertised as painters drop cloth) and I glued it with super 77 spray glue. Sewed all the edges together with a heavy duty sewing machine.
    I was going to use it as a Gambeson under Lamellar. But honestly. It was so effective I didn't need the lamellar.

  • @whymsttho1891
    @whymsttho1891 4 роки тому +12

    i love lauren shes so entertainment

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому +6

      ☺︎︎ ♥︎ thank you!! ♥︎ ☺︎︎

  • @gaininggrain3554
    @gaininggrain3554 4 роки тому +1

    just as a tip, flakes of flint/obsidian can be more effective for cloth and leatherworking over bronze and copper :)

  • @calebhowton3135
    @calebhowton3135 4 роки тому +3

    I'm always slightly impressed whenever a UA-camr has a sponsor I haven't seen before. St this point seeing anything other than raid shadow legends and Nord VPN is a breath of fresh air

  • @skumomcbee9280
    @skumomcbee9280 2 роки тому

    it's a good thing you have people who can actually make the stuff... you'll get better at making things eventually.

  • @gingercore69
    @gingercore69 4 роки тому +3

    "Dabbing is cool"
    Yeah, maybe it was like... In the paleolitic!

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 4 роки тому +1

    I think the more important question is which cat you should hire, Pluto or Winky?

  • @root-at-localhost3691
    @root-at-localhost3691 4 роки тому +22

    HTME Episode 10000...: Making a nuke from the radioactive elements in your backyard

    • @lukel.5815
      @lukel.5815 4 роки тому +1

      Episode 200000: cold fusion

    • @gfuke
      @gfuke 4 роки тому

      W/ CodysLab

    • @Bigol_Jimbo
      @Bigol_Jimbo 4 роки тому

      radioactive boyscout round two.

  • @goldenvideosandvlogs1994
    @goldenvideosandvlogs1994 4 роки тому +1

    Can’t wait until this man reaches the renaissance era

  • @checkered5087
    @checkered5087 4 роки тому +9

    Andy-
    I attack
    I need to protec
    1video later
    Ok I protec
    Now I make cellphone

  • @dscrive
    @dscrive 4 роки тому +1

    For those interested in more about a weighted warp loom there is a fairly small channel by Sally Pointer, she's been making some videos going in depth on making and using a traditional weighted warp loom, I thought I'd mention it in case anyone else is interested in the process

  • @leadanvil8215
    @leadanvil8215 4 роки тому +16

    making armor from many layers of cloth does technically take more time than using bronze, but you can have hundreds of people working on making the materials and get a team of armorers to assemble it. with bronze, it's much harder to work with unless you are a craftsman, so it's more expensive. think of the difference between what an everyman could do in that society vs what specialty roles there were. with the Romans, women would make textiles while watching the house (Penelope from the odyssey) while bronzesmiths were expensive to teach, and due to sexism, were men. not to mention, textile material and animal fat were cheap while bronze was heavily expensive due to relative scarcity.
    just a little history for all who wondered why it would be cheaper instead of bronze chest plates.

    • @allstarwoo4
      @allstarwoo4 4 роки тому

      Not to mention most people were farmers anyways.

    • @PauloGarcia-sp5ws
      @PauloGarcia-sp5ws 4 роки тому

      Ya. Of course it would take a single person 700 hours to make it. This is something an entire team would chip in to create, like a mail hauberk, except with flax. Its easy to see that if you split 700 between 10 people you could probably produce a few of these every month. Not to mention that they were probably not used very often compared to other items, so once you produced one you could probably use it for a long time. Wish he would mention that it was a team enterprise in the video.

    • @allstarwoo4
      @allstarwoo4 4 роки тому

      The Spanish Inquisition well with the way his channel works he looks at the production and tries replicate it with the limit Human Resources and tools he has earned. So to him it seems inefficient use of time when in reality back then they could’ve had some sort of production set up to mitigate the cost.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому

      @@PauloGarcia-sp5ws Didn't expect to see you here.

  • @Plant_Parenthood
    @Plant_Parenthood 4 роки тому +2

    "I set out to see if one person could learn all of these technologies"
    "So I outsourced the learning of these technologies to these two women"

  • @Bird_Dog00
    @Bird_Dog00 4 роки тому +8

    "Not beer"
    So, Bud light?

  • @andykehoe4339
    @andykehoe4339 4 роки тому

    Good job my guy, you have the motivation of a god to do all this. This is super inspiring for me to actually get up and do stuff with plants, bees and Geology. Thanks my guy keep up the good work

  • @AnonymousFreakYT
    @AnonymousFreakYT 4 роки тому +3

    Was "do you have a cat" one of the requirements for the job?

  • @mabamabam
    @mabamabam 4 роки тому +1

    How did you turn the fax into thread?
    Was there a step missing here?

  • @m1_garand434
    @m1_garand434 4 роки тому +16

    When he said modern technology was going to be tested against the armor I thought of the meme with the knight and gun saying parry this casual

  • @dwightehowell8179
    @dwightehowell8179 Рік тому +1

    I don't think much of the lard idea. Linseed oil on the other hand does set up and works a heck of a lot better. Hide glue also works. You be you.

  • @thundergun8179
    @thundergun8179 4 роки тому +6

    Next episode: I rebuilt the Roman Empire using only my hands!

  • @Rob_ONeill
    @Rob_ONeill 4 роки тому

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you not supposed to rotate a certain portion of the linen sheets 90° (i think it's like 1/4-1/5), which is part of what gives fabric armour it's resiatance as the weaves pull in different directions?
    I've definitely seen this in european medieval gambeson making, not sure if it would have been realised in the bronze age, though.

  • @AnnaReed42
    @AnnaReed42 4 роки тому +29

    HTME: We're all Cat People here.

  • @tron.6041
    @tron.6041 4 роки тому +1

    I really like Lauren as the new assistant. She really fits the vibe of HTME.

    • @laurenapolis
      @laurenapolis 4 роки тому

      🤗 thank you so much!! I have so much fun with it :-)

  • @tomd.treaty8752
    @tomd.treaty8752 4 роки тому +4

    Next week: how to make flowers from armor

  • @drwhat4395
    @drwhat4395 4 роки тому

    Your female helper with the tattoos is very nice to listen too. She smiles all the time and looks like fun to be with. She is very attractive too.

  • @emeraldk.5865
    @emeraldk.5865 4 роки тому +9

    * Insert obligatory early post here *

  • @Jullebrus
    @Jullebrus 4 роки тому +1

    Scraping that rock across the wooden floor got me saying OOF in a big way

  • @benGman69
    @benGman69 4 роки тому +8

    "You think the vegans are gonna be bothered by the hide tanning stuff?"
    "Oh, screw em. Give me a set of them cow faces!"

  • @naolmstead
    @naolmstead 4 роки тому +1

    This episode just reminds me about how I want to try making my own loom some day.

  • @crazyachilles3958
    @crazyachilles3958 4 роки тому +6

    Life insurance is a good idea when you start making bombs and guns

  • @bmxeronoffroad
    @bmxeronoffroad 4 роки тому

    awesome video! It really helped me grasp the loom better, and these girls were Great!

  • @Jeremy-bd7sk
    @Jeremy-bd7sk 4 роки тому +3

    17:32 unsubscribed

  • @gustavoturm
    @gustavoturm 3 роки тому

    0:49 - The dog running away, I laughed so hard. XD

  • @nagasaipurvaz4251
    @nagasaipurvaz4251 4 роки тому +4

    We don't need andy she can take over the htme