lobotomy corporation asmr pov you're the only aleph agent but you cant go out to help others because

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  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +2505

    POV: the manager is about to retry the day

    • @thedemonslayer51
      @thedemonslayer51 4 роки тому +244

      They're just watching to see just how bad it can get.

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 роки тому +40

      @Seldom UPLOADS F

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 2 роки тому +19

      But accidentally pushed the Button.

    • @elmichigamer7132
      @elmichigamer7132 2 місяці тому +3

      @@miruneverdiesears getting broken. People going insane, and the whole training team dying

  • @monochrome4937
    @monochrome4937 4 роки тому +2995

    When you are inside the Shelter

    • @556CH0CL8
      @556CH0CL8  4 роки тому +580

      ill keep this idea for a gebura core suppression version of this

    • @MysticIceFire
      @MysticIceFire 4 роки тому +43

      @@556CH0CL8 oh pog?

    • @katalinacharoite479
      @katalinacharoite479 4 роки тому +82

      @@556CH0CL8 did we all just take all the ALEPHS and then stick one person in a bunker when it was Gebura?

    • @Reaper2127.
      @Reaper2127. 4 роки тому +28

      Hey now I only did that on round two. First round was legit. Second round I wasn’t risking it.

    • @556CH0CL8
      @556CH0CL8  4 роки тому +31

      @@katalinacharoite479 on my very first time playing it i did
      on my second try, the other hand...cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670356196753932289/783935935586762752/geb_my_ass.png

  • @lordofstalebread6020
    @lordofstalebread6020 2 роки тому +862

    can imagine that he’s stuck working on MoSB, they’re both just kinda exchanging glances because even the mountain doesn’t wanna go out and get slapped by nothing there

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 Рік тому +125

      With the amount of bodies it must be out there, un-fucking-likely

    • @AWrySmile
      @AWrySmile Рік тому +248

      @@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 “So… you gonna breach, Mountain?”
      “…I would, but… I think I’ll be better off staying here.”
      “Me too buddy… me too.”

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 Рік тому +92

      @@AWrySmile maybe red mist is out there then and MoSB doesnt want to get oneshoted by her even with prob 30 bodies then?

    • @viciousbee9151
      @viciousbee9151 11 місяців тому +16

      the agent may have mimicry aswell

  • @kanate1444
    @kanate1444 4 роки тому +2725

    "Sorry boys, can't come out tonight. Whitenight needs his headpats"

    • @cloakythetigershork7994
      @cloakythetigershork7994 2 роки тому +126

      *Yeaaa sorry were currently talkin with White Night, and I get to pat his head cause he gave me some wing.*

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 роки тому +30

      @@cloakythetigershork7994 Hmm... is it ok to keep bringing only his apostles for job ?

    • @cloakythetigershork7994
      @cloakythetigershork7994 2 роки тому +69

      @@skell6134 *We are his chosen people. Now come on and pat the lord!*

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 роки тому +16

      @@cloakythetigershork7994 Fair

    • @cloakythetigershork7994
      @cloakythetigershork7994 2 роки тому +11

      @@skell6134 *Good.*

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 4 роки тому +1461

    You can’t see the abnormality they working on because it’s Censored.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 4 роки тому +227

      So that's why he looks so stressed

    • @unabletothinkofagoodname.6521
      @unabletothinkofagoodname.6521 3 роки тому +160

      "CENSORED is just... erm... "staring"... waiting... waiting for you to make an approach. Whatever you do, don't approach it. Let me deal with it."
      "Wait a sec, what's happ-- Oh goddammit, NOT AGAIN!!"

    • @Cold_LikeMyHeart
      @Cold_LikeMyHeart 11 місяців тому +6

      now consider the fact [CENSORED] violently breeds people

    • @ThatIsThatThisIsThis
      @ThatIsThatThisIsThis 11 місяців тому +21

      Nah, he would be dead since he is doing instinct work. (Can tell from the color) It's likely MOSB

    • @viciousbee9151
      @viciousbee9151 9 місяців тому

      @@ThatIsThatThisIsThisalso, MOSB would get cucked by all the red damage abnos out there. so its hiding

  • @banette0819
    @banette0819 Рік тому +149

    I love it how the manager just decided to end all of this with Don't Touch Me.

  • @Empty_Master
    @Empty_Master 4 роки тому +2458

    - Whew, it's just red ordeals. My friends can beat them easily.
    - Oops, seems Nothing There has broken loose. Can you guys hold on, and let me finish my work?
    *1 minute later*
    - Can i stay here for whole day please?

    • @NFVBH-07
      @NFVBH-07 3 роки тому +69

      can i stay here forever?
      удивлен что под тобой нет комментов, хотя под той же анджей тебя все знали)

    • @OK-vz8vj
      @OK-vz8vj 3 роки тому +26

      @@NFVBH-07 может недолистали до него.

    • @falcombr123
      @falcombr123 3 роки тому +21

      why i can relate with this

    • @Chaosfly10
      @Chaosfly10 2 роки тому +63

      Chilling in shelter for march 27th praying rabbit protocol can fix it

    • @glyphidbulkdetonator
      @glyphidbulkdetonator 2 роки тому +7

      Sleepover time!

  • @contrail__
    @contrail__ 4 роки тому +919

    Teacher:I'll be right back
    Whole class:

  • @eskeline
    @eskeline 4 роки тому +1204

    just imagine that you are that employee, just sitting there and doing work/check ups/whatever they do with that clip board and suddenly you just hear absalute chaos outside the door, almost everyone outside is dead and those who are not are running for their lives, while you stand there, unable to leave doing the tasks.

    • @thegameghoul3442
      @thegameghoul3442 4 роки тому +214

      “I always hate tasks.”
      This happens:
      “Can I stay here for the rest of the day?.

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 роки тому +138

      And you could either have the worst luck and be trapped in the same cell as CENSORED or get really lucky and just be working with Riding Hood or Mr. "Clear The Halls With Lead" when things go downhill

    • @BuckBlaziken
      @BuckBlaziken Рік тому +19

      Aka being the employee that initiates an ordeal

  • @neatoburrito8387
    @neatoburrito8387 4 роки тому +1598

    With all the things that escaped I’m surprised that third trumpet wasn’t playing

    • @nightray7854
      @nightray7854 4 роки тому +339

      Im surprised second trumpet didnt play when 2 ALEPH got out

    • @neatoburrito8387
      @neatoburrito8387 4 роки тому +14

      Ya lol

    • @wer_fix
      @wer_fix 4 роки тому +177

      Melting love killed Nothing there, easy strat

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 роки тому +103

      Nothing there should be a instant second trumpet based on the situation

    • @Herib104
      @Herib104 2 роки тому +24

      3rd trumpet is already hard since you need 98 points on emergency for it and even a aleph without divided (rank/departments) is just enough for second trumpet let alone the fact every 10-30 seconds it lowers by 1

  • @asmer3302
    @asmer3302 4 роки тому +476

    tfw sent everybody to Extraction to clean up Silent Orchestra but WN decided it wanted to be a bitch and clowns start appearing at the other side of the facility

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 10 місяців тому +27

    PoV: The manager forgets he put you into the Shelter of the 27th of March during meltdown and is desperately trying to find out why every 30 seconds another Anomaly is escaping

  • @kaptannoname6772
    @kaptannoname6772 Рік тому +191

    Plot twist: the abnormality the employee is studying is actually "Do not touch me", and he is experiencing an urge to *touch it*

    • @mick2171
      @mick2171 3 місяці тому +4

      Doesnt "Dont Touch Me" do its thing when yoy send a employee to work with it

    • @SVD63Ninja
      @SVD63Ninja 3 місяці тому

      @@mick2171iirc yes

  • @acridcesium_9971
    @acridcesium_9971 4 роки тому +2396

    From what I can tell there is:
    Nothing There
    The train
    Big Bird
    A Red Ordeal (Probably Dawn)
    Forsaken Murderer(?)
    King of Greed
    WhiteKnight
    The sound effect for when Don't Touch Me crashes your game
    The Employee has the suit for Mountain of Smiling Bodies, and the gifts from Nameless Fetus and Bloodbath.

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 роки тому +190

      You think they are working on censored?

    • @Docjesterwester
      @Docjesterwester 4 роки тому +107

      Maybe Silen Orchestra too? The music do be like-

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 роки тому +64

      @@Docjesterwester wrong music for silent orchestra i think

    • @eatworms3415
      @eatworms3415 4 роки тому +131

      i also heard 1.76MHz at the end at the same time with Don't Touch Me

    • @Inspironing
      @Inspironing 4 роки тому +190

      With all these abnormalities breaching, I’m surprised they haven’t broken the second or third trumpet.

  • @Silancet
    @Silancet 4 роки тому +553

    You've just brought back my depression,anxiety,anger,and sadness from lobotomy

    • @piksqu9544
      @piksqu9544 4 роки тому +32

      We need deny and bargain and we got the states of grief

    • @certifiedbasicbee
      @certifiedbasicbee 6 місяців тому +2

      depression? you mean REPRESSION-

  • @BeriadanLocien
    @BeriadanLocien 4 роки тому +403

    This is the perfect example of a day when you just have to say "Fuck it, everyone dies for amusement."

    • @DongbaekEGOSpicebush
      @DongbaekEGOSpicebush 2 роки тому +30

      Had a massive meltdown that I was planning to use to my advantage to finish gebura's waw mission, all but 2 of my ace employees survived as I spent 30 minutes suppressing queen of hatred and knight of despair, finished the day by placing the both of them in an elevator and executing them to just memory reposit back and for cool story factor

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Рік тому +20

      "Fuck it, gonna pan offscreen and see what Burrowing Heaven does"

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Рік тому +2

      ​@@DongbaekEGOSpicebush wait, don't missions not keep unless you finish the day and *then* repos?

    • @DongbaekEGOSpicebush
      @DongbaekEGOSpicebush Рік тому +1

      @@Nixahma yeah but like a justitia and a sound of a star alone wouldnt be able to deal all the abnos I had loose so I just decided to restart the day

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Рік тому +3

      day 27, decided to do a battle royale with the button
      3 agents lived through all that, all the asiyah floors were wiped
      red hood and big bad wolf were duking it out for a few minutes but it was nothing compared to dimensional refraction variant's unwillingness to fight and being immune to red damage

  • @VBandit47
    @VBandit47 4 роки тому +281

    Come on, it can't be that bad! the second and third trumpet didn't even go off!

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 роки тому +57

      Meanwhile, there's nobody left to turn it on outside of the room because of how fast it fell apart

  • @mathewgoquesan3322
    @mathewgoquesan3322 2 роки тому +251

    i like how this implies that there are speakers across the facility that plays the warnings at full volume.

    • @zombiebombiegombie
      @zombiebombiegombie 7 місяців тому +74

      There are. The warnings you hear are canonically the sirens that play in-game as I recall, just maybe not as banger

    • @Juuzaki
      @Juuzaki 7 місяців тому

      Nah it's just as banger trust!!!!​@@zombiebombiegombie

    • @walmartiancheese4922
      @walmartiancheese4922 6 місяців тому +66

      ​@@zombiebombiegombiemaybe the cognition filter is just really into breakcore

    • @Leviathan_SRN
      @Leviathan_SRN 6 місяців тому +46

      ​@@walmartiancheese4922 I mean, a banger like second trumpet would easily make anyone lock in so I guess thats the filter doing it's job.

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 4 місяці тому

      @@walmartiancheese4922 i like how the canonical reason that lob corp doesnt scar you for life upon the first 40 minutes of playtime is that c o g n i t i o n f i l t e r

  • @simplycinclair8979
    @simplycinclair8979 2 роки тому +183

    Man, I absolutely adore seeing the fun things the Lobotomy corp fandom comes up with.
    These games need more love.

  • @snipermagoo
    @snipermagoo Рік тому +27

    "I would love to help but I'm the only one in this whole department because Melting Love lives here and I can't leave because Mountain of Smiling Bodies lives here. My day job is literally beating up two Alephs by myself. Fix it yourself."

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 3 роки тому +76

    Condition : "Must finish the work ABOVE 46 seconds"
    My employees : 5 Temperance
    Condition : "Employee under 5 Temperance will immediately be ####"
    My employees : 1-3 temperance

  • @Lincyna
    @Lincyna 4 роки тому +702

    Whatever this Abnormality is, must be more than just an ALEPH because my God it took 3 minutes or more to finish the task.

    • @piksqu9544
      @piksqu9544 4 роки тому +309

      I think he simply didn't want to get out of the cell

    • @hxponk
      @hxponk 4 роки тому +92

      he's in the bunker

    • @azalakhir918
      @azalakhir918 3 роки тому +106

      melting love decided to let him stay

    • @aidane011
      @aidane011 3 роки тому +37

      @@azalakhir918 But for what reasons, however?

    • @aether-music
      @aether-music 3 роки тому +56

      @@aidane011 nothing good probably

  • @TheMemeLich5122
    @TheMemeLich5122 Рік тому +67

    The reason that it never progressed past first trumpet might be because that agent was so powerful, the alarm points never got high enough.

    • @rumple78
      @rumple78 Місяць тому +2

      I mean it can happen, ive had mosb, blue star, and army and black breach but it was only 1st trumpet until people started dying

  • @fanumsikmaskibidi
    @fanumsikmaskibidi 9 місяців тому +9

    how to make 21 seconds feels like a whole minute
    step 1: make your strongest agent do work
    step 2: get a trumpet
    step 3: panic.

  • @kushine_
    @kushine_ 2 роки тому +36

    POV: you're an employee who just started work for the day while X decided that he'll go to bed in 5 minutes

  • @darkuscarlet
    @darkuscarlet 4 роки тому +83

    This is why I have an obsessive compulsion to keep everybody in their respective departments. Those clowns can and WILL fuck me up.

  • @theguyinside4670
    @theguyinside4670 4 роки тому +78

    "Hey soo what does this button do-"

  • @Inspironing
    @Inspironing 4 роки тому +94

    this is honestly why i wait until my best employees are done working before going to the next qliphoth level

  • @GuardianZET
    @GuardianZET 4 роки тому +497

    Is this nuggets temperance in the negatives he's been working in there for over 3 minutes DON'T MAKE ME USE THE CLOCK DAMMIT.

    • @smolangelo9969
      @smolangelo9969 4 роки тому +58

      He's being a lazybones

    • @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub
      @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub 2 роки тому +41

      Bro is doing repression work on Something There

    • @_chirp_6108
      @_chirp_6108 2 роки тому +13

      he has gold rush and is working on CENSORED after a Firebird breach

    • @fanumsikmaskibidi
      @fanumsikmaskibidi 9 місяців тому +11

      @@GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub he'sforced to do repression work on something there, UNCENSORED, BlackDay, The Loud Orchestra

    • @Aedlmonrl
      @Aedlmonrl 9 місяців тому +3

      @@fanumsikmaskibidi isn't a loud orchestra just a rock band?

  • @foqthisshet
    @foqthisshet 4 роки тому +389

    This made me realise how nice it would be to have some lobotomy asmr of angela introducing you to your new job or stuff like that.

    • @hiraethion
      @hiraethion 4 роки тому +159

      I want an ASMR of Yesod yelling about how my outfit isn't up to company standards

    • @irishargrave5850
      @irishargrave5850 4 роки тому +66

      @@hiraethion meanwhile company standarts: [put random e.g.o. suit here]

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Рік тому +39

      ​@@hiraethion ASMR of Netzach drunkenly babbling about how nothing matters and we're all gonna die
      ASMR of Hod actually trying to help you work through your feelings
      ASMR of Chesed reassuring you that's actually quite calming but it gives you ptsd from when you disappointed your parents
      ASMR of Binah that's just complete silence with the occasional page turn

    • @DilaccioLuna
      @DilaccioLuna Рік тому +2

      ​@@Nixahmaasmr of gebura beating you for not doing good on an abnormality
      also hod would just give you drugs

    • @AWrySmile
      @AWrySmile Рік тому +3

      @@NixahmaWhat about it the Tea sips?

  • @diamondsrule1699
    @diamondsrule1699 4 роки тому +42

    i like the owo on the suit. really adds personality

    • @sait_rainworld
      @sait_rainworld 4 місяці тому +4

      where is the owo
      edit: nvm i found it it's one of the faces and i think it's more of a :3

  • @generalgoose9043
    @generalgoose9043 5 місяців тому +5

    Its crazy how much abnos breached and its still first warning

  • @shiorinyan
    @shiorinyan 4 роки тому +228

    To be honest
    This is top tier meme
    And execution is quality aswell
    10/10

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 3 роки тому +38

    Working in Lobotomy Corp. is like "Ah, another beautiful day in hell!"

  • @valhunter97
    @valhunter97 4 роки тому +74

    I expected music to switch to 3rd warning closer to the end, but it still was pretty good one.

  • @isosnitsky
    @isosnitsky 4 роки тому +43

    POV: Gebura suppresion

  • @ecl4396
    @ecl4396 2 роки тому +7

    This meme right here is what got me into LC/LoR/the HamHamPangPang Cinematic Universe
    I can't thank you enough, this is has been absolutely amazing

  • @anubiscerberus4348
    @anubiscerberus4348 4 роки тому +189

    Im playing the game for the first time, im currently at day 44, and i have 4 Aleph employees. I guess i was lucky at the beggining by picking easy-to handle abnormalities, so i had time to farm E.G.O's from a lot of sources. Im currently at 54% of Abno-Dissolution (I have used the memory repository A LOT), so... Even when im still in my first run, i have been playing for two months already.
    I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH.

    • @jeancarlos-pu7ds
      @jeancarlos-pu7ds 4 роки тому +6

      Tip:if it go wrong use backward clock

    • @anubiscerberus4348
      @anubiscerberus4348 3 роки тому +24

      @@jeancarlos-pu7ds Im already on Library of Ruina, it was a hellish ride- But I had tons of fun

    • @jeancarlos-pu7ds
      @jeancarlos-pu7ds 3 роки тому +1

      @@anubiscerberus4348 ok

    • @okay1216
      @okay1216 2 роки тому +5

      HOW DID YOU SUPRESS BINAH BROOOOO

    • @okay1216
      @okay1216 Рік тому +4

      NEVERMIND I BEAT THE GAME

  • @MegaBichiX
    @MegaBichiX 4 роки тому +165

    But we didnt get to see what he was working on, shame

    • @556CH0CL8
      @556CH0CL8  4 роки тому +60

      let's imagine ;)

    • @MegaBichiX
      @MegaBichiX 4 роки тому +37

      @@556CH0CL8 just because of that I will imagine he was praying to the flesh idol and his neck cracked when the video stopped

    • @onneutralground2198
      @onneutralground2198 4 роки тому +39

      @@MegaBichiX I was thinking it was The Mountain of Smiling Bodies.
      The end of the video was caused by "Don't Touch Me"
      They're wearing the armor to be dealing with Mountain at least.
      What I want to know is what is every single Abno plaguing the facility during this.

    • @Docjesterwester
      @Docjesterwester 4 роки тому +2

      What if they are in the mfing Shelter?

    • @onneutralground2198
      @onneutralground2198 4 роки тому +20

      @@Docjesterwester Background doesn't support that. The Shelter from the 27th of March has a unique background. That's a standard containment unit.

  • @LotusHearted
    @LotusHearted 4 роки тому +19

    A good video to send someone with no context.
    Which means it’s perfect for my April Fool’s playlist.

  • @dewybmt
    @dewybmt 3 роки тому +48

    My life with abnormalities. Minor spoilies I guess;
    First you make sure QoH crashes your party
    Then a bunch of clerks die
    Then MoSB does it's little jig right out into the hallways
    Did I mention a march was going already?
    You rush to put MoSB back in it's cage before it gets any worse.
    QoH just jumped to the opposite corner of your map so please watch your employees run all the way through central towards it.
    At this point you've suppressed MoSB and cut down the bigger clowns but uh-oh QoH got a few more clerks and now the "bird" is wandering the hallways.
    This normally wouldn't be such a big deal, you finish off QoH and then it's just a simple suppression. Just takes some patience.
    Well if we lived in a perfect world maybe that would be true but it just so happens you have Red in your base and that makes three breaches.
    Well now it's 4 because she's GUNNING for you.
    You split up your defensive team to hold her in place while you cut down the bird carefully. Don't want any more decapitations.
    See but you shouldn't be careless because WN is already turning purple so get your designated handler down there before it's all over.
    Against all odds you managed to suppress both the bird and Red without more than one or two casualties. You'd like to reset but you put a ton of effort into the day already.
    As you finish your work with WN you feel like you really managed to pull through this time so you think you can push onwards and make the most of it without restarting.
    The extraction team has a message for you though;
    You've got another breacher and there's Nothing There.
    It turns out you forgot to stop the little clowns after you killed the big ones and they just set it free.
    You call the rabbits.
    4-5 minutes later an entire Rabbits squad is mercilessly shredded and it's still at around half health.
    You panic.
    You hire a Mercenary and your toughest guys and go for it.
    Your hired gun is fighting like a champ and you're just barely avoiding the scythe of the grim reaper.
    It takes all of your focus and multitasking skills but eventually you've managed to suppress it.
    You lost one or two of your best fighters but considering the circumstances you're shocked by how well you've survived.
    Your firepower is now lacking a little so you think you should finish getting everything done soon so you check the next ordeal.
    It's Midnight of green.
    You Reset.

    • @cryptologicalMystic
      @cryptologicalMystic Рік тому +2

      Resetting for Midnight of _Green??????_ That's literally the easiest one!

    • @savagespider6836
      @savagespider6836 Рік тому

      ​@@cryptologicalMystic He can't fight the helix properly

    • @tacollab0924
      @tacollab0924 9 місяців тому

      @@savagespider6836 well still its easy just keep cycling in the elevator, its gonna take a while but possible, also how do you not have energy quota by midnight?

  • @NG_v1
    @NG_v1 Рік тому +4

    When you are stuck looking at Burrowing Heaven to even notice the horrors outside the containment

  • @ЛевКузнецов-ш9г
    @ЛевКузнецов-ш9г Рік тому +2

    If you look away... You dead. DON'T LOOK AWAY.

  • @Stargazer_Lily
    @Stargazer_Lily 3 роки тому +12

    the fact that that's the same suit I gave my aleph agent makes this so much better lmao

  • @enderlp9666
    @enderlp9666 3 роки тому +9

    i like that you can hear pretty much what happens one by one like, it starts with the red ordeal and nothing there and from there on the red ordeal propably is the cause of the army of abnormalitys while nothing there is the thing forcing every employee away from the clowns lol

  • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
    @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh Рік тому +5

    "You know what it's probably safer in here I think i'll just take as long as possible to work on this one"

  • @izzatinisa3969
    @izzatinisa3969 4 роки тому +17

    This reminds me of the time when I have big bird, honored monk, red riding hood and burrowing heaven on qlipoth 1. What a racket it was on noon ordeal

  • @henrydynan83
    @henrydynan83 3 роки тому +88

    I think they're fine honestly if all that happened and they're still on 1st trumpet

  • @Thecoolthing_
    @Thecoolthing_ 2 місяці тому +2

    Third trumpet is already in those headphones

  • @minicrewmate7865
    @minicrewmate7865 Рік тому +1

    i just imagine this employee having to just sit in the same room as queen of hatred, and hell proceeding to go on outside because none of the other clerks got curious about what was in the shleter

  • @dawavve
    @dawavve 4 роки тому +62

    I wish my friends tried this game after I recommended it so I could send them memes :(

  • @unknown-fk7tz
    @unknown-fk7tz 2 роки тому +7

    i love this asmr! very relaxing and soothing

  • @ADHDailyn
    @ADHDailyn 3 роки тому +6

    "this is fine, Im okay with the events that are currently going on."

  • @senornada7538
    @senornada7538 3 роки тому +7

    I'm sure this is that low-level worker who was sent to activate the ordeal.

  • @ghois1235
    @ghois1235 4 роки тому +8

    Agent: "This is fine..."

  • @casual5054
    @casual5054 10 місяців тому +1

    honestly i find the fact that all the audible danger is outside, where i know it doesnt wanna come in, comforting

  • @Cold_LikeMyHeart
    @Cold_LikeMyHeart 11 місяців тому +1

    “yo help us”
    “cant”
    “why”
    “working on a aborm, good luck LOL”
    “man”

  • @IM-N0-L0NG3R-TR4PP3D
    @IM-N0-L0NG3R-TR4PP3D 5 місяців тому +2

    He forgot to order 2 mcchickens on a thursday that had exactly 7 strands of lettuce on each, at exactly 5:22:09 PM while driving a blue 2014 ford focus while he has 28 dollars in his wallet to pay for the food. He is working on funeral of the dead butterflies.
    *He does not want him to escape despite being one of the easiest HEs to supress*

  • @gustof4thson896
    @gustof4thson896 11 місяців тому +1

    Makes me wonder what abnormality he was working on. If he is a highly powerful employee, surely the abnormality is equally threatening that he is working on.

  • @jacksycrim3172
    @jacksycrim3172 4 роки тому +13

    All my fears compressed into a single video. Dear god.

  • @luisgustavopalominoayala2696
    @luisgustavopalominoayala2696 3 роки тому +3

    Plot twist: You are in the Shelter from the 27th of March aka "the safest place on earth"

  • @Life-pq6lz
    @Life-pq6lz 4 роки тому +13

    Who would win?
    One dude with Hammer in a sword fight
    Or All abnormalities in Lobotomy

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 4 роки тому +11

    Another beautiful day at Lobotomy Corp.

  • @jrdoge1503
    @jrdoge1503 6 місяців тому +1

    Blue star: so uh how's your day?
    Aleph employee: not great tbh

  • @kellmedd4925
    @kellmedd4925 Рік тому +4

    2:21-2:24 IT BLINKS!

  • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
    @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 2 роки тому +4

    Top 10 abnormalities containment to lock yourself in case of a third trumpet:
    Number 10: Vending machine
    Number 9: Don't touch m-

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure 19 днів тому

    This is why you look at the meltdown gauge before sending your strongest agents to work.

  • @sonnguyenviet3490
    @sonnguyenviet3490 Рік тому +2

    "what a nice day to rewind " manager said

  • @eggseed6543
    @eggseed6543 Рік тому +1

    "I cant help you guys, im doing important attachment work with sins!"

  • @user-ue5cp4re3k
    @user-ue5cp4re3k 4 роки тому +16

    now this is a certified Lobotomy Corporation moment

  • @starpalace3398
    @starpalace3398 4 роки тому +22

    why is this so funny

    • @kiloroxbleach3098
      @kiloroxbleach3098 4 роки тому +17

      It's funny bc,
      *_you can't help anybody at this point, just stay at the work like, no, I don't want to go out,_*

    • @peakxdd
      @peakxdd 4 роки тому +4

      @@kiloroxbleach3098 *=))))))))))*

  • @sp_1029
    @sp_1029 2 роки тому +1

    That don't touch me audio at the end was perfect

  • @FiveTiger
    @FiveTiger 2 роки тому +4

    "So anyway, how's your day been One Sin?"

  • @morch7567
    @morch7567 3 роки тому +2

    See? This is why you gotta have high prudence on your employees.

  • @Dannyswarm
    @Dannyswarm 11 місяців тому

    Me when: I see a whole lotta stuff happen and I can’t do anything about it.

  • @ErlkingHeathcliff69
    @ErlkingHeathcliff69 6 місяців тому +2

    Dawg the manager accidentally pressed Dont touch me were royally fucked😭

  • @DJTHE0NE-p5t
    @DJTHE0NE-p5t 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro is wearing a suit made out of dead people material

  • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
    @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 2 роки тому +2

    Manager : Fuck it ‘presses Don’t touch me’

  • @SingingMachine-O-05-30
    @SingingMachine-O-05-30 4 місяці тому +1

    So much happened and it's still just the first trumpet? Goddamn, well, guess nobody would mind if I charm a waiter for myself rq-

  • @GJ-hu4oy
    @GJ-hu4oy 2 роки тому

    That’s exactly when I needed an employee with an only WHITE ALEPH gear to fight some dangerous escaped abnormalities and found out that he just got into a containment unit for work.

  • @ImAn_OriginalUsername
    @ImAn_OriginalUsername 3 місяці тому

    I love how the manager just says "Fuck this" And ends the game by pressing Don't touch me.

  • @DiscountWhiskey078
    @DiscountWhiskey078 2 місяці тому

    The express train to hell sound is so real

  • @-O-06-20-
    @-O-06-20- 8 місяців тому +2

    sounds relaxing

    • @Epicboy099
      @Epicboy099 5 місяців тому +1

      Nothing there how did you get a way to UA-cam?

  • @doggowilburt6588
    @doggowilburt6588 7 місяців тому

    the dont touch me at the end is too true

  • @BoredomNoises
    @BoredomNoises 10 місяців тому +1

    “So.. uhm. Mountain. “
    “……”
    “ yeah. Me too. Let’s call truce for now. You’ll breach after this, alright? “
    “…”
    “Thanks for understanding man. I think i’m the last agent alive.”
    “…”

  • @justyouraveragemartian783
    @justyouraveragemartian783 2 роки тому +2

    jeez, was big bird on central command? three minutes and it still couldnt get to another department

  • @DonQuixote_LaManchaland
    @DonQuixote_LaManchaland 3 місяці тому

    "Let me just work on Queen of Hatred real quick..."
    "ALERT!: SECOND TRUMPET - ALERT!: SECOND TRUMPET"

  • @viciousbee9151
    @viciousbee9151 Рік тому +1

    average new player with their first alephs be like

  • @zxmle
    @zxmle Рік тому +3

    Well, his work speed is super slow. Lucky

  • @tutulala5876
    @tutulala5876 3 роки тому +2

    At this point youre asking, what the hell is our manager doing?

  • @Waffle_rofl
    @Waffle_rofl 2 місяці тому

    Honestly, it's so fax, it includes everyblob corp fangame / copy, imagine your most op agent, like a paradise lost user or twilight set user working on something like censored or Mosb, and then-
    "And then, in middle of chaotic cries, someone yelled 'it's a monster! A big, terrible monster that lives in the black forest!'"
    *Rawr.wav*
    And you have to wait for like 3 minutes while your entire team is being cooked

  • @notcoolj4032
    @notcoolj4032 8 місяців тому

    i like to think the manager pressed the button for a reset.

  • @worldsworstgamer2308
    @worldsworstgamer2308 Рік тому

    it all begins with that damn carnival

  • @primarchjackfrost8117
    @primarchjackfrost8117 3 роки тому +1

    Employee:So uhm how was your day been Queen of Hatred

  • @LolHero877
    @LolHero877 3 роки тому

    Surprisingly it stayed on the first trumpet the whole time

  • @incendiaryplague277
    @incendiaryplague277 Рік тому +1

    All that and still a 1st trumpet

  • @notloopers1110
    @notloopers1110 4 роки тому +4

    Evreyone talking about retrying and shit, but im facility we dont fuck around, if you cant handle me breaching evreything with button and then suppressing evreything then you are nto fit to work here

  • @aluminiumscp319
    @aluminiumscp319 4 роки тому +4

    I feel this personally

  • @nebitnonebitno3449
    @nebitnonebitno3449 3 місяці тому +1

    The one cute face on his ego suit going :3 tho