One time when i was staying home from church (im an atheist in a mormen family, so thats why in case anyone was wondering), my parents turned off the power to the living room so i couldnt watch tv while they were gone, so i went into the garage and with no prior knowledge of where the power grid was or how it worked, i turned the power to the living room back on, however, parents did catch me tho (to this day im still proud that i managed to do that). Another time, when i was trying to get coffee into my house and not get caught (Mormons are banned from having coffee, so while under my parents im not allowed to have it either), i biked to the store (it was a 2 hour round trip), bought some coffee, soda, reeses, and funyuns, had a situation with my bag breaking but some nice old dude on the sidewalk gave me his, and when i got home, i put it in this old garage freezer compartment that no one ever used or cared about and managed to drink it in the mornings before school and not get caught Edit: wow 50 likes noice
9:57 I know this isn't what the video is about, but I actually love how young kids just don't care if you're gay or not, they just are interested in the small things (or large)
20:56 on my high school swim team, the captains were allowed to make their own silly awards to give to the members of the team. One award was called “That Girl’s Gone,” and it was for a girl who was always sick or busy and constantly missed practice. On the day that we handed the awards out, she was sick.
@@theemperorsnake1679 *a shadowy figure emerges from behind* You didn't touch the wall with both hands on your breaststroke *beats the crap out of you*
Sooo who else googled penguins walking down stairs? Anyway, as a nanny and a mom I can confirm kids are definitely a different species. And scary smart at finding loopholes for the stuff you say they can’t do. I call my daughter the lawyer
It meant that he was able to follow the instructions and build it without his mom/dad having to help him build it. Not that he built it using his own knowledge
7:53 This reminds me of my aunt who used to tell her son to say something, and when he did she'd come and brag about how he said that incredibly wise or cute thing.
I actually did donate my hair to a company that makes wigs for kids with cancer... about a year or two after I had gone through cancer. (my hair had come back long and curly, so there was a lot to donate).
@@Chaotiv how about the parents just not give the iPad and put cartoons on let them go outside. Take them to the park. Do stuff whatever it is that’s good don’t just give them an iPad.
I finished my chores which were, to bring the branches to the fire pit, when my mum called me back and told me I hadn’t finished. BUT THE LEAVES WERE ON MY BROTHERS SIDE OF THE FENCE (I still had to do it 👍😭)
I’m a kid and I like the idea of a bed that rocks like a cradle and bumps like a car driving because those days were the best. You got to get rocked sleep and I sleep quickly in a moving car.
Why do some of these kids sound like those dry and stoic villains in action movies who kinda have a point and you start rooting for. Brutal, absolutely brutal.
3:35 Years ago I had a roommate who had worked as a waitress, and she said the BEST tippers were the young guys on a date, because they were trying to impress their ladies.
the second kid gonna regret his life choice after seeing his parent walking through the lego with a slipper on, or just simply walking through the lego without lifting the foot
2:47 in reality, the toys can’t die. Since they have no vital body systems, they don’t have any potential causes for death. Woody had his arm ripped off and still survived.
The gloves are like a symbole for me bc when my dad brke his arm going down a brige on rollerskates i got from the paramedics latax gloves for my feet soo inwouldnt be walk in the hospital with sock that day inwas the staar everyone working there smiled 😊 i still remember it to the day 3:51
6:12 once my mom was in the car and she had to pee, and her mom said she was going to find a bathroom and started speeding. When she got pulled over my mom thought it was a bathroom break and pulled her pants down in front of the cop on accident
8:04 No bc I did this too, except it was with my tablet and not the TV. My tablet used to have this Time Limit restriction on it where every app except the “important” ones would shut off at 7 o’ clock. (And then the important apps would shut off at 9 o’ clock or 10 o’ clock I think) So one time I needed more time on one app because I was working on something, and my mom ENTERED THE SCREEN TIME PASSCODE IN FRONT OF ME. Hehe, she forgot to hide the screen from me. So there I was, using the PIN to have more time and getting off scott free. I even used the PIN to turn off the restriction completely once I figured out how! And no-one is suspicious or even cares because in our autistic and ADHD household everyone always forgets about the parental controls 11:34 He’s gonna be the greatest dad ever one day 22:55 No because my dad does the same thing and one time I deliberately turned on my 6am alarm -(from back when I went to a crappy school that wasn’t close to our house and closed its doors as 7:00 in the morning)- just to jolt him awake. (Oh and I guess mom too since they sleep in the same room, but my main target was my dad.) The next day he asked me about it and laughingly admitted that I got him good. He was super chill about it.
5 yr old me in 2019 be like oh wow what does this Redbox? What says FIRE do does it open the door pulls it now me and 2024 watching my idiot friends screw around and my older friend pushes my younger friend into the freaking fire alarm me brings back memories 😂
As a gen z i used to fear gen alpha as the iPad kids, but as a autistic person they make me proud now because they're definitely the most autistic like generation at problem solving lmao
Some say that "Kids are stupid" and some say "Kids are smart", but i think that "kids are chaotic"
New achievement for both of us
Mine: being the 85th like
Yours: 85 likes
86 now actually
I have to much power its 100 rn...
kids are cheap labor imo
bro what 💀@@koolehmainen
If this keeps on going, they are going to dominate the world
Given my understanding of linear time, that is a guarantee anyway
Their older counterparts already have! 😨
Too late, muffin sucker!
True
The pitbull named princess flower: 🍷🗿
One time when i was staying home from church (im an atheist in a mormen family, so thats why in case anyone was wondering), my parents turned off the power to the living room so i couldnt watch tv while they were gone, so i went into the garage and with no prior knowledge of where the power grid was or how it worked, i turned the power to the living room back on, however, parents did catch me tho (to this day im still proud that i managed to do that). Another time, when i was trying to get coffee into my house and not get caught (Mormons are banned from having coffee, so while under my parents im not allowed to have it either), i biked to the store (it was a 2 hour round trip), bought some coffee, soda, reeses, and funyuns, had a situation with my bag breaking but some nice old dude on the sidewalk gave me his, and when i got home, i put it in this old garage freezer compartment that no one ever used or cared about and managed to drink it in the mornings before school and not get caught
Edit: wow 50 likes noice
Cool story
Take a 👍
I’m a Mormon too so this is relatable
9:57 I know this isn't what the video is about, but I actually love how young kids just don't care if you're gay or not, they just are interested in the small things (or large)
Size doesn’t matter
20:56 on my high school swim team, the captains were allowed to make their own silly awards to give to the members of the team. One award was called “That Girl’s Gone,” and it was for a girl who was always sick or busy and constantly missed practice. On the day that we handed the awards out, she was sick.
dude my swim team did almost the same thing, I got the batman award for being super quiet and sneaking up behind people
@@theemperorsnake1679 *a shadowy figure emerges from behind* You didn't touch the wall with both hands on your breaststroke *beats the crap out of you*
Bad Christian’s : “be Christian or we will disown you”
Good Christian’s : 7:31
Definitely! Christians who say terrible things like that ARE NOT Christian’s at all.
Yes
Worm church is funny
Sooo who else googled penguins walking down stairs? Anyway, as a nanny and a mom I can confirm kids are definitely a different species. And scary smart at finding loopholes for the stuff you say they can’t do. I call my daughter the lawyer
It's surprising how smart kids are. I'm jealous.
Sometimes it’s not them being smart just them letting their creativity and imaginative minds flow out
And _sometimes_ it's just their dumbass parents saying witty remarks on the internet and pretending it was them for clout. Grow up.
It’s surprising how many parents stage their tweets telling everyone “their kid is smart”
Gen Alpha is really smart
@@rizkiramadhan9266...somehow...
i wonder what vaazkl's neighbors will think when they hear him shout "I HAVE TO POOP"
6:02 obligatory timestamp
💀
Probably like "Damn.. doing those voicovers again?"
dom?
@@pugs_aminationswyh phighting fans have gone everywher
I love when children are smart
None of these are true
1:23 I love how oddly specific that is
Ikr
4:48 bro this is actually just sad
UA-cam is not a babysitter
4:52 This one is more disturbing than the parent makes it seem.
fr
Yeah, why are toddlers on UA-cam? Why do they have iPads?
POV: opposite of me as a kid
6:21 man I used to tell my father that your stomach would dissolve the seeds lol
11:02 As a Korean Im proud of him
You should be proud of yourself, those are impressive whistles!
2:15 He’s not the only one that does that!
1:59 Star Wars has wizards and clones yet the kid asks why sabers have a shadow
4:28 literally instructions on the floor
It meant that he was able to follow the instructions and build it without his mom/dad having to help him build it. Not that he built it using his own knowledge
18:32 YO LMAO I WISH I COULD’VE BEEN THERE TO SEE HIS FACE 😂😂😂
4:54 this should've been me when I was a toddler.
4:01
Let’s hope that he notices even more cases of Pixar reusing assets from previous movies
Bro, I've watched Cars 2 and Up tons of times in my life. How have I not have noticed or even remember this scene bruh.
4:15
10:10
Write that down! Write that down!
3:45 sonic unleashed music go BRRR
11:42 It’s nice to see an 11 year old with good intentions and good advice.
YEEEESSS FINALLY KIDS ARE DOING JUSTICE
7:53 This reminds me of my aunt who used to tell her son to say something, and when he did she'd come and brag about how he said that incredibly wise or cute thing.
9:19 i have no words for this meme
21:54 ngl, that sounds interesting. I want to read it.
Penguins can't "walk" down stairs. They can however move up and down stairs by hopping
This video actually made me laugh so hard that i spilled some of my tea
Smart ass kids
1:05
*cough cough*
I take that back
lmao
0:35 that child is a GENIUS...
Bro I love grass fed lemonade
The chef ghosts were fantastic. I would read that book
23:22 PROUD OF U BRO
great whisling!!!
16:10
We got flashbanged!
The watermelon joke got backfired
I actually did donate my hair to a company that makes wigs for kids with cancer... about a year or two after I had gone through cancer. (my hair had come back long and curly, so there was a lot to donate).
4:17
No way.
6:01 I HAVE TO POOP 😂 Vaazkl is awesome.
I’m not yelling, I’m merely just speaking louder than average!
That's the definiton of yelling
@@liamburgess1335Did you hear that?, that is the sound of the joke FLYING STRAIGHT over your head BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT R/WOOSHED!!!!!
im epileptic uw- *watch this short to the very end: balls show the creation of the universe*
Marcy G kept appearing 😂I guess she has a lot of genius child stuff to tell
I can't whistle...i'm proud I subscribed to vaazkl
15:06 my nephews (4) sleeps with a lint roller because he loves anything sticky. What happened yo binkys? These kids are getting out of hands
1:43 when they find out about the erase data thing.
Proof that Gen Alpha isn’t completely screwed yet
they're still most likely screwed though
Yet.
@@Chaotivaren't we all
@@Chaotiv how about the parents just not give the iPad and put cartoons on let them go outside. Take them to the park. Do stuff whatever it is that’s good don’t just give them an iPad.
I blame the parents
13:58 I love that 5 yr old, it’s an animal nerd like me
I finished my chores which were, to bring the branches to the fire pit, when my mum called me back and told me I hadn’t finished.
BUT THE LEAVES WERE ON MY BROTHERS SIDE OF THE FENCE
(I still had to do it 👍😭)
I’m a kid and I like the idea of a bed that rocks like a cradle and bumps like a car driving because those days were the best. You got to get rocked sleep and I sleep quickly in a moving car.
I love these kids that are like "oh no food in kitchen and crap" and then I know that he get immediately gets punishned
4:52 THE SUB BOTTON GLOWED FOR ME WHEN THIS HAPPENED 💀
0:05 bro the mom/dad can just wear shoes
0:05 all fun and games till the mother puts on shoes
Why do some of these kids sound like those dry and stoic villains in action movies who kinda have a point and you start rooting for. Brutal, absolutely brutal.
from the thumbnail: "no eating on the floor"
3:35 Years ago I had a roommate who had worked as a waitress, and she said the BEST tippers were the young guys on a date, because they were trying to impress their ladies.
6:24 Kid fr pulled out that Harvard scholarship.
the second kid gonna regret his life choice after seeing his parent walking through the lego with a slipper on, or just simply walking through the lego without lifting the foot
2:47 in reality, the toys can’t die. Since they have no vital body systems, they don’t have any potential causes for death. Woody had his arm ripped off and still survived.
Yeah and sids "toys" were brutally mutilated and they're still alive
18:50 this is awesome
Im proud of you too!!!
0:52 bro just said: die, idc!!!
4:48 "The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"
Pool
12:36 omg I have that exact same headset lol
children are something else
These kids are smarter than we think
DINO NUGGIE MEMES NOW WELL YOUR GROUNDED
You either die r/kidsarestupid or live long enough to see yourself become r/kidsaresmart
The gloves are like a symbole for me bc when my dad brke his arm going down a brige on rollerskates i got from the paramedics latax gloves for my feet soo inwouldnt be walk in the hospital with sock that day inwas the staar everyone working there smiled 😊 i still remember it to the day 3:51
“No food in the living room and no ipad in the kitchen “ why not say “no food on the floor?”
20:34 You can literally do this. It's called a Sologamy.
6:12 once my mom was in the car and she had to pee, and her mom said she was going to find a bathroom and started speeding. When she got pulled over my mom thought it was a bathroom break and pulled her pants down in front of the cop on accident
Bro, these kids are smarter than me, and I memorized the Periodic Table!
15:20 rip son
These kids are stupid and smart
if the kid in the thumbnail was actully smart he would do that in the dining room
Back when I was a tad bit younger like... I WAS STUPID- But I think newer generations of children will RULE
kids are just kids
4:55: ...this is me and my friends ngl
4:01 WAIT WHAT NO WAY
8:04 No bc I did this too, except it was with my tablet and not the TV. My tablet used to have this Time Limit restriction on it where every app except the “important” ones would shut off at 7 o’ clock. (And then the important apps would shut off at 9 o’ clock or 10 o’ clock I think) So one time I needed more time on one app because I was working on something, and my mom ENTERED THE SCREEN TIME PASSCODE IN FRONT OF ME. Hehe, she forgot to hide the screen from me. So there I was, using the PIN to have more time and getting off scott free. I even used the PIN to turn off the restriction completely once I figured out how! And no-one is suspicious or even cares because in our autistic and ADHD household everyone always forgets about the parental controls
11:34 He’s gonna be the greatest dad ever one day
22:55 No because my dad does the same thing and one time I deliberately turned on my 6am alarm -(from back when I went to a crappy school that wasn’t close to our house and closed its doors as 7:00 in the morning)- just to jolt him awake. (Oh and I guess mom too since they sleep in the same room, but my main target was my dad.) The next day he asked me about it and laughingly admitted that I got him good. He was super chill about it.
1:49 actually frustrating
either don't show it or don't censor it
I agree, he literally said the word he censored as he was reading it and still decided to keep it blurred
i have a odd Disney moment as well. in elemental to make the log thingies how do they get the wood when the earths are TREE PEOPLE
Everyone forgets that kids have brains. Kids really are smarter than you think.
I honestly feel like people don't ever give kids enough credit.
5 yr old me in 2019 be like oh wow what does this Redbox? What says FIRE do does it open the door pulls it now me and 2024 watching my idiot friends screw around and my older friend pushes my younger friend into the freaking fire alarm me brings back memories 😂
0:05 I would just get shoes on
7:30 This should be an arby's ad
i died when i heard "really fat"
As a gen z i used to fear gen alpha as the iPad kids, but as a autistic person they make me proud now because they're definitely the most autistic like generation at problem solving lmao
Children are getting to smart these days, it’s scary😂
7:54 sounds like something the Snapchat ai would say.
Thumbnail: why isn't he using 1 or 2 pillows, it adds comfort
These kids are smarter than me 💀
Definitely, since these tweets are just their parents using their kids for clout.
@@yasininn76 *cringe self-liker*
@@HANKSANDY69420 I want to like your comment but I don't want to make you seem like a hypocrite
@@harroo6099 *based*
0:05 shoes:🗿
Oh my god I love your child vibes
15:22 the best one