CARTMAN IS CANONICALLY WORSE THAN WILLIAM 😭😭😭 (TW: R@p3, Murd3r, S3xu@l @ss@ult, and @bus3!!) These are CONFIRMED William crimes (not including the implied crimes): Serial child murder Mutilation Incrimination Filicide by proxy Kidnapping Corruption Endangerment Corpse desecration Sabotage Hacking Conspiracy Vandalism False imprisonment Torture Stalking Child neglect Brainwashing Home invasion by proxy These are CONFIRMED Cartman crimes (also not including the implied crimes): Mass Murder (including child murder) Murder Prostitution Vandalism Manslaughter Murder by Proxy Enforced suicide Attempted Murder Attempted Genocide Enforced Cannibilism/Cannibalism Assault Battery Smuggling Drug Posession Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation Armed Robbery Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon Arson Graverobbing Hate crime Kidnapping and false imprisonment Unlicensed Surgery Terrorism War Crimes Medical Terrorism Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act Piracy Breaking and Entering Credit Fraud and Identity Theft Embezzlement Underage Driving/Hit and Run Resisting Arrest Child Abuse Animal Abuse Shoplifting Blackmailing, Framing, False Evidence Torture Fraud/Plagarism Rape Sexual Assault Forceful Confinement Contempt of Court Vigilantism Submitting False Evidence Slander Mutilation Patricide Attempted Matricide Stalking Underage/Child Por nography Attempted Bribery/Bribery Conspiracy Infringement Brainwashing So... yeah Cartman is worse.
stan doesn't know about kenny being immortal so you basically just ruined the whole south park au made by you. neither does kyle, and there's also evidence that cartman knowing about kenny being immortal. hope that helps ♡
7.1k views in a day? TYSM YALL ❤️
Congrats on 24,017 views! 🎉
Can you make a part 2???
Yay I have a shout out (: and also I change my. username
The fact cartman has committed more crimes in his time spending 4rth grade than William killed in his whole career 💀
Technically Cartman canonly is about as evil as William
His crime is the longer than william too 💀
Nah at least William afton knows he has his limits but cartman oh no he's a jackass
About as evil? Nahhhh he's way more evil than William 😭😭😭🙏
CARTMAN IS CANONICALLY WORSE THAN WILLIAM 😭😭😭 (TW: R@p3, Murd3r, S3xu@l @ss@ult, and @bus3!!)
These are CONFIRMED William crimes (not including the implied crimes):
Serial child murder
Mutilation
Incrimination
Filicide by proxy
Kidnapping
Corruption
Endangerment
Corpse desecration
Sabotage
Hacking
Conspiracy
Vandalism
False imprisonment
Torture
Stalking
Child neglect
Brainwashing
Home invasion by proxy
These are CONFIRMED Cartman crimes (also not including the implied crimes):
Mass Murder (including child murder)
Murder
Prostitution
Vandalism
Manslaughter
Murder by Proxy
Enforced suicide
Attempted Murder
Attempted Genocide
Enforced Cannibilism/Cannibalism
Assault
Battery
Smuggling
Drug Posession
Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation
Armed Robbery
Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon
Arson
Graverobbing
Hate crime
Kidnapping and false imprisonment
Unlicensed Surgery
Terrorism
War Crimes
Medical Terrorism
Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act
Piracy
Breaking and Entering
Credit Fraud and Identity Theft
Embezzlement
Underage Driving/Hit and Run
Resisting Arrest
Child Abuse
Animal Abuse
Shoplifting
Blackmailing, Framing, False Evidence
Torture
Fraud/Plagarism
Rape
Sexual Assault
Forceful Confinement
Contempt of Court
Vigilantism
Submitting False Evidence
Slander
Mutilation
Patricide
Attempted Matricide
Stalking
Underage/Child Por nography
Attempted Bribery/Bribery
Conspiracy
Infringement
Brainwashing
So... yeah Cartman is worse.
@@soop_sour7225 Holy shit 😶
The cross on kyles hat was BOLD💀
LOLL
Willam and Kenny are the same they always come back 🤭
“You beating Kyle’s ass is impossible”
Post covid cartman: 🧍♂️
Fr Kenny has a respawn button somewhere😂😂
Cartman is so big, he's 2% of the population
“Nah man he’ll just press the respond button” got me dying 😭😭
Same😂
Micheal: is he really dead?
Stan: Nawh man, he'll just press the respawn button🌹☕🥳🥳🥳🥳
*beth having a breakdown* the music:🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
💀😙🤌
"Nah man, he'll just press the respawn button"
Got me rolling on the floor!😂😂😂😂
ik that stan and Kyle dk about Kenny’s immortality but them knowing and making jokes about it make this video so fucking funny
Why Elizabeth say "dont hurt me" and shes dead?
THE FACT THAT CARTMAN HAD COMMITED MORE CRIMES THAN WILLIAM😭
I like how kyle has a cross on his hat as a jew
I can imagine it now😮 cartman is more dangerous than william himself✨
"Who's Micheal"
*Craig breaks into room* WHAT DID YOU SAY-
the gingers meet-
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY!
Kenny: (presses the respawn button)
You need to fix something. They don’t know Kenny is immortal and when he dies they act like they don’t know he died
"he'll just press the respawn button"
I-i dont know what to say just... SLAYY
okay, willam afton commiting like 3-5 crimes, meanwhile kyle over here that has committed 27 crimes, and cartman that has committed 42 crimes 💀💀
only 42?!
Cartman shut up!!! me laughing so hard
stan a kyle don’t remember kenny dying
Yea only Cartman does
@@Seattle_Elliend timmy
this is the video that I've been needing in my life
Read cartmans lines in his voice trust me it's 10x better XD
My mind at 3in the morning:
Make a vid where cartman goes on a killing spree w/ william
YESS
6:22 oh, you've gotten a notification! Noice
THE NOTIFICATION LOL 6:22
(must be paused)
Screw Vanny (and possibly Randy/or butters idk) Cartman and William need to be the parnters in crimes duo ASAP
AGAIN
Get you, you, you, aśs to a different universe and Kenny go with them
Good vid
u should probs remove the cross on kyle 💀💀
Lol
yeah i did, check recent video lol
I love it, but why does Kyle have on FRICKING CROSSES
0:49 why are you white washing grass thats so racist consider how the grass feels for once in your life 😭😭😞💔/j
It's snow GRRRRRR *turns emo as my eyes flash black and white*
It’s nice but why does Kyle have crosses ? Also only cartman knows about Kenny’s death 😭
It’s a jersey thing and also cartman is Kenny’s canonical best friend
The fact I think they are the same size in the show lmao💀
I LOVED TH8S FRFR NEED P2
should have put ✨kylie jenner✨as a joke
William: "Sometimes i wish i never had kids"
Cartman: *cutely teleports to the same room as william* "sup bi-"
Literally need part 2
Why does Kyle have cross accessories on💀
WHAT IF KENNY RESPAWN TO HIS HOUSE WOULD HE STAY THERE?!
who knows
finally my fav fandoms meet
How does Stan know about Kenny deaths
4:24 BAHAHAHHAHAHHA WHAT
KENNYYYY
Are you gonna do another? If so YIPPEEEEE
Only Cartman knows about Kenny’s deaths. Nobody else. Fact check before you make a video dude
cartman doesn't know bruh.
@@miwi4s you're just so incorrect, idiot. watch the show, google it
@@miwi4s Watch the show
@@BrainsofaWeirdArtist I don't want to argument rn.
@@miwi4s I'm not trying to argue-
This is late but what if you made Craig’s gang go
isnt mike already dead? 1:05
BRO PLS WHAT IS THE SONG BRO LIKE THE AUDIO IM LITERALLY STRUGGLING OT FIND IT BRUH
circus baby mimi game music( idk just search it up)
STANS TRIPPING WHY HE DO KENNY LIKE THAT?!?!?
I think kyle forget hos sunscreen
LMFAO-
Chat am i trippin?
U should’ve took drugs😢
Poor kenny always die first
Hate to be that guy but your Kenny looks exactly like @thoneandonlyiamnormal
Kenny neva woke up🧚♀️
bro got balls to make kyle black
What wtf did Clara (I think is Beth’s mothers name) do
I want MOREEEEEREERXGRXXGU
MORE NOW PLS
Imagine South Park + camp camp.
Btw Kyle is shorter than cartman 🛌 Kyle is like 4'9ft and Cartman is 5'5ft
Kinda wrong all the kids except eric timmy jimmy will only remember kennys deaths
The fact when kyle said whos michael i litterally said NO ( Yk what im talking abt🤬)
HEL
Part 2?
im not planning for a part 2 atm sorry!
It’s okay, I was hoping.
Have a good day/night!
The video was good anyway, thank you for making it! 😊
Cartman forgot about jew
fun fact: cartman is more manipulative than william
Why did they backwasb kyle?
blackwash*
Who's beth?????
(Jk jk I just found it funny that she said her name is Beth. Btwove your videos )
that’s not cartman cartman is big boned remember
stan doesn't know about kenny being immortal so you basically just ruined the whole south park au made by you. neither does kyle, and there's also evidence that cartman knowing about kenny being immortal.
hope that helps ♡
Stan is 10
Weird=Werid.
One thing:
Why is Elizabeth's outift looks like a uwu cat?
And why isn't she matured yet? even she is dead?
Fr
Nigga this is why I love South Park
Bro said nigga 💀💀💀💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🔛🔝
@@piggypiggyletme_in 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️