i'm gonna start releasing music under the pseudonym 'Pizza Face', basically record salami, peperonni, cheese , thick crust pizza things being thrown at a fan and hitting a wall at high speeds. lay that down in my DAW of choice, which is garage band, then send it off to some dope labels and put my legs up, sip some mountain dew and await the impending success and stardom.
thankfully i've been endowed with the biology and wherewithal by some all-loving cunt, to enable me to pull this god-forsaken genre out of the doldrums where its been festering for too long now like some dead animal, and kick some life into it.
if i look really austere, tight lipped, face like a pizza-face, i wonder if i could be a celebrity, or at least be on infomercial for some superfluous house hold item.
bought a $6000 modular systems with matte finished orange coloured knobs (because its aesthetically pleasing, and because i'm a massive dick), basically set it out on the road outside my house (my mums house), covered it in womens underwear and some cheeseburgers, and then drove over it in my car. we are so reliant on software, lets stop pretending like we need REAL machines to make music!
if i act cool, use the right lingo, have the right photos, dress well (i hope) maybe you'll think im cool. but really , im just some pizza loving dude who wears gym shorts, and whose diet consists mostly of cereal, and evacuates into his trousers because he lost the function of his lower digestive tract along with his dignity a long time ago.
Glorious.
this is beautiful
beautiful
i'm gonna start releasing music under the pseudonym 'Pizza Face', basically record salami, peperonni, cheese , thick crust pizza things being thrown at a fan and hitting a wall at high speeds. lay that down in my DAW of choice, which is garage band, then send it off to some dope labels and put my legs up, sip some mountain dew and await the impending success and stardom.
I appreciate
indeed
thankfully i've been endowed with the biology and wherewithal by some all-loving cunt, to enable me to pull this god-forsaken genre out of the doldrums where its been festering for too long now like some dead animal, and kick some life into it.
if i look really austere, tight lipped, face like a pizza-face, i wonder if i could be a celebrity, or at least be on infomercial for some superfluous house hold item.
sans forme on dit
bought a $6000 modular systems with matte finished orange coloured knobs (because its aesthetically pleasing, and because i'm a massive dick), basically set it out on the road outside my house (my mums house), covered it in womens underwear and some cheeseburgers, and then drove over it in my car. we are so reliant on software, lets stop pretending like we need REAL machines to make music!
if i act cool, use the right lingo, have the right photos, dress well (i hope) maybe you'll think im cool. but really , im just some pizza loving dude who wears gym shorts, and whose diet consists mostly of cereal, and evacuates into his trousers because he lost the function of his lower digestive tract along with his dignity a long time ago.
yo electronic music has become about as interesting as peanut butter sandwhiches with the crusts cut off, which is to say, very boring.
+chookiessss
YES
+chookiessss indeed