@@akire5122 ex·ag·ger·a·tion /iɡˌzajəˈrāSH(ə)n/ Learn to pronounce noun a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. "it would be an exaggeration to say I had morning sickness, but I did feel queasy"
Dan: doesn’t post Everyone: so what funeral plan should we buy- Edit: lol I have never got this many likes. But at the same time I haven’t ever got 10 so…
Real gamers respect all games dont u mean... 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second?
I started watching this and immediately was like they didn't see his message lol. I was sick to dan so was the rest of my family hope your feelin better
NO NO DANS DEADDDD NOOOOOOO I WILL MISS HIM IM GONNA TELL MY FAMILY THAT DANTIDM DIED ( reference to a child who hates dan)😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 HEE DIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((((((
Dan: doesn’t post for 1 day Fans: I guess we should start planning his funeral Edit: when the time comes we shall do it on the moon also thanks everyone for all the likes and comments on this comment
Alright let’s do it either in a mine or at a jewelry store. *get it!! Cuz like- jewelry- diamond a mine like a.. a mine cart- so you kno- diamond- diamond mine cart.. Dan.. tdm the diamond minecart-* Ok I’ll leave..
If u mean covid I hope you get better soon dan I've just had it as well it was tough to go through but we all have to go through it at some point hope you get better soon 🙂🙂🙂🙂
I love how Dan just says “I was sick” -_- and ends the videos XD! Also DAN the video of Dantdm funny video had me dying of laughter XD the part I love is when ur all serious sitting on the chair and then u say “wanna play catch?” :p and think is just hanging there and says “yeah sure” :p and cuts the rope. U should do a collab with the guy who made the video u two will do a awesome job! LOVE U DAN!!!
Dan not uploading when he said "I should see you tomorrow" Fans: *PANIK* Fans: He's having fun being a dad Fans: *KALM* Dan's last upload: 5 days ago Fans: *PANIK*
Dan: Disappears for like a day Everybody: K, he’s dead, he’s never coming back.. It’s good while it’s lasted, unsubbing.. Yep, this is it, the end. Goodbye Dan, you will be forever remembered.
well based on this video and the extensive research I have done by watching my family, friends, classmates, and comment sections, I can confidently say that I have a theory. we’re all impatient as hekk Btw Dan, did u have covid or was it just a cold or something?
Why does everyone think just because he hasn't uploaded doesn't mean he's dead? he could be sick, or spending time with his family, or just taking a break from UA-cam :p I love the video though Dan, it's really funny how when youtubers upload alot then you don't upload for a week you get funny comments :p
I hope you’ll feel better dan!🤧 Im not in a good mood today either.. My hamster just died because of a snake (cobra) im actually not lying. Im dead serious.. His last place he went before he died was his fav. spot,,, their home., its because he always sleeps and wastes his tim there ( Their Home is like a bird cage)
Dan: disappears for 5 days
My dad who has been gone for 5 years: *pathetic*
ok
Thats sad bro
i am sorry for your loss of your dad i feel your pain
Sorry mate- i can relate. I hope the best for you.
Sorry to hear that bro
Mans got sick and some of y’all had panic attacks
Quite literally
How are you verified as evil
Puep
i honetsly didn't notice cuz i just watch dan when ever i see a vid on my home page
bro i see you on like every channel i watch
Dan: disappears for 3 seconds
Everyone: HE’S DEAD
That’s literally his whole chat being stupid like always if Dan has been gone for like 3 mins
SO TRUE
@@akire5122 bruh go to his most recent video and click newest comments I’m pretty sure there are people like this
@@akire5122
ex·ag·ger·a·tion
/iɡˌzajəˈrāSH(ə)n/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.
"it would be an exaggeration to say I had morning sickness, but I did feel queasy"
People are a bit pathetic sometimes, as if someone can’t have their own problems or even their own life outside of creating content
Dan: doesn’t post
Everyone: so what funeral plan should we buy-
Edit: lol I have never got this many likes.
But at the same time I haven’t ever got 10 so…
Let's get him a wooden coffin and we have to visit him once a month and say on the grave "died from coronavirus"
He coming to his funeral
I was sick
**Intense coughing**
we should buy the deluxe one-
@@ayzn.. no that one has the super crown and no one should ever where that
Dan: *Disappears for 5 days
Everyone: Yeah, he's dead
I mean this dude always uploaded and still did upload every single day
IT HAS 69 LIKE'S LOL LET'S GO
Lol
@@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg That is not true he doesn't upload every single day, maybe with the new channel but still YOU THINK HES DEAD?
Dan: *disappears because he’s sick*
Fans: *intense panicking*
THATS SERIOUS DAN IS SICK
@@chinnalapattimanavalakalai1415 AGREED
Ik, even tho he would come right back once he was done being busy/not sick anymore
Too true lol
I’m pretty sure they were ready to dig his grave
NEW THEORY: Dan was KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS and this Dan is a CLONE!!!
Doubt it. Nobody can get the accent down perfectly. Not even a clone
That happened a long time ago, he keeps our Earth's Dan in his closet, he's been doing this since the channel started
@@kingofwinter3413 oh
but then he must be a clone of a clone
Lol
me thinking: "Is it bad i didnt notice."
me realizing: "Oh wait, i didnt have signal for 5 days."
Hope your feeling better, being sick sucks.
Can’t believe I waited 35 seconds for a 5 second joke that I knew and still laughed.
same here
Same
Samesies
so true i did the same
Every time Dan takes a break:
Everyone: OmG He MuSt Be DeAd
people are that entitled i guess
Yes
Ikr
This comment is
*Underrated*
O G H M S B D A
"A UA-camr doesn't upload for a day"
His Fans: HE'S DED
Not us Oversimplified fans
Not us technoblade fans
@@glidertrio4466 True, he will upload once every two months and we will still enjoy
@@Santiagoless I can relate
Yep
Dan: *Gone for 5 days*
Everyone: The only reasonable explanation is he died
Dan: *is sick and taking care of himself*
Fans: “HOLY CRAP IS HE DEAD?? HE’S DEFINITELY DEAD”
Ahhhhhhh frick he's ded boy
@@drbombom4786 ded boi not good boi
Your his fan too
he has corona
@@Diamond_Pototatoe you had to make it worst huh
Dan: doesn't upload after 40 seconds
Everyone: he dead
You have 69 likes congrats
you have 244 like congarts
@@hohi5870 they grow up so fast 😫🤧
lmao I remember a video on his main channel like a couple of years back or smth and it was bout others thinking he was dead or smth too- lol
@@uhamza448 lol...the world has changed
Literally any UA-camr: Gets sick and takes a small break to get better
The fans: *so when’s the funeral?*
dan: didn't upload for a day in his shorts channel
Fans: Is he dead?
Comments: "dans dead" " he hasnt posted in three days, is he alright?"
Dan: ... I was sick, **cough**
COVID cough
Linda Ramirez-Weahkee HE DOESN'T HAVE COVID19 OK🤢😡🤕
It' 'tis fake😎
One literally said “Dan hasn’t posted in five years I hope he’s not dead*
COVID 19 cough okay !!!!!
THAT AINT COVID COUGH BOI
dan: *doesnt upload for a day*
his fans: “i diagnose you with not live.”
maybe someone committed die to him!!!11!!1!11
@@pronectar6866 😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
Dan: doesn't upload for 0.00000000001 second
Everyone: RIP HE'S DEAD
More like 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
A wise man once said: „Michael you haven’t uploaded in like 30 seconds, what happened? Did you quit? Did you die? Did you quit because you died?“
@@nonexistentboi I don‘t think you got the reference. I was quoting a youtuber called Michael Reeves
@@therealoatmeal4642 oh im stupid sorry for ruining your joke
Real gamers respect all games dont u mean... 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second?
Dan: goes afk for 1 minute
Everyone: he’s DED
I started watching this and immediately was like they didn't see his message lol. I was sick to dan so was the rest of my family hope your feelin better
too*
@@nomorenoob2045 i was gonna say that 🤣
lol there was a mega cold that went around. went to visit plymouth, came back early everyone was sick
@@crystalsmith367 lol oops 😅
@@yummycats3069 wow really
dan leaves for 5 days, everyone: he's DEAD
imagine when dan takes a vacation with his family
ikr everyone will think he is dead
He usually prerecords videos for when he goes on vacations
@@Kyrefyre_ kinda like tony stark from endgame he prerecords vids before he dies although thats just a coincidence
Ikr XD
NO NO DANS DEADDDD NOOOOOOO I WILL MISS HIM IM GONNA TELL MY FAMILY THAT DANTIDM DIED ( reference to a child who hates dan)😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 HEE DIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((((((
Dan: I was sick..
everyone: Understandable have a great day and get well soon
I burst out laughing at the end, it was creepy to not creepy, I just laughed.
But hope you feel better soon Dan!!!
Dan: doesn’t post for 1 day
Fans: I guess we should start planning his funeral
Edit: when the time comes we shall do it on the moon also thanks everyone for all the likes and comments on this comment
Yes everytime
Yep
Ima attend
Alright let’s do it either in a mine or at a jewelry store.
*get it!! Cuz like- jewelry- diamond a mine like a.. a mine cart- so you kno- diamond- diamond mine cart.. Dan.. tdm the diamond minecart-* Ok I’ll leave..
@@MaximusStillLives don’t feel bad I understood it
The comedic value in this video is more than every single stand up comedian combined.
You, sir, have a fantastic comedic talent 👏🏻😂
Dan: *gets sick*
50% of fans: “he died cause he hasn’t uploaded in a week”
the reason they say that is bcz he said see u tomorrow
@@ClownJam
still dumb of them to say he’s dead
Ya it's dum I feel like his wife would've said something
I HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED HIM NOT UPLOADING CAUSE I'M CONSTANTLY DOING SOMETHING ELSE AND ON TWITTER 😭😭
No 100
**intense music**
Dan: “I was sick-” **chokes**
Me: “Oh sh-”
Same
reminds me of the tiktok where dan reacts to his fans exposing him for using a bad song lmao
edit: one of his fans
@@BlyatifulButter thats the joke
If u mean covid I hope you get better soon dan I've just had it as well it was tough to go through but we all have to go through it at some point hope you get better soon 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Dan: see you all tomorrow. Dan didn’t upload tomorrow. Fans: he’s dead
every time dan tries to enjoy time with his family.
Everyone: HE'S DEAD OH LORD!
Fax
He was sick
Dan: Lets go for a small vacation (no cameras, no UA-cam. Just Me, Wifey, and Son)
The subscribers: I think he quit UA-cam fr this time...
Lol
@@Dante-no5bs you commented 30 seconds ago
Dan: doesn't upload for 5 days
Everyone: HE'S DEAD
thats people for ya
i hope you get well soon!
well wishes from everyone :)
I love how Dan just says “I was sick” -_- and ends the videos XD! Also DAN the video of Dantdm funny video had me dying of laughter XD the part I love is when ur all serious sitting on the chair and then u say “wanna play catch?” :p and think is just hanging there and says “yeah sure” :p and cuts the rope. U should do a collab with the guy who made the video u two will do a awesome job! LOVE U DAN!!!
He got sick and people thought he was dead, shows how influential he is
What that mean
@@Yuhbruh189 it means how he impacts a lot of people and how so many people care about him
Dan: takes break for 5 days
Everyone in a 79 mile radius: HE'S DEAD
Well if you're on a different continent? Plus I feel like real fans would know that he said on Twitter that he's sick.
@@megancross6010 i pretty sure most of his audience isnt old enough to use twitter lol
That epic build up only for 3 words "I was sick" end of dialogue.
wow my comment is still here
I liked the ending
Creepy music
Then him just sayin i was sick.
Also Dan i hope you are feeling a bit better!
It’s confirmed Dan is alive. Mad scientist who made Frankenstein: “It’s alive!!”
Frankenstein is the creator of Frankenstein
Doctor Frankenstain made Frankenstain and named it after himself
Frankenstein is the man the creature is known as 'the creature' or 'the monster'
Wasn’t Frankenstein the name of the scientist?
@@denniscarew3637 that’s what i was gonna say
Dan: doesn't upload in a day.
Fans: *play the Coffin Dance music*
Cringe
Cringe
yep it be like that
No, that'd be disrespectful
@@internetuser562 how-
That’s not good, I hope you feel better💜
it feels weird hearing his voice again
and good to hear from that 5-day break.
Glad to have you back dan. :).
Dan: disappears for days
His fans: HE DIED RIP A LEGEND
Wtf is your pfp
@@thewhiteinferno6277 or an iron golem skin as a axolotl if
He's human too you know, everyone needs breaks.
Yep
I love the description of your videos.
‘IM BACK’
‘-achoo-‘
*its amazing.*
" *I was sick* "
**Coughs**
We can see that now, Dan.
My mind really went "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotten eye Joe?"
I hate my brain.
lol
ahahahahahah lol
🤠
Dan, **gone for 5 days**
His fans: HES DEADD
more like… uhhh he’s lead into a…
👇down there soemone say it?
That Cough at the end was tier10000
Dan: “……. I was sick *vomits violently*”
Me: “ok see yu on the next time you send a video i-i guess”
I think that you can post at any time I will still always watch
@TommyInnit 🅥 ur not tommy
Ya but at least he tried to copy the verification symbol
@TommyInnit 🅥 you're not the actual Tommy innit
Tommy is trash anyway
Poggers
Everybody: Dans dead!!!!!! Omg!!!!!
Dan: I’m literally just sick
Me: close enough
ohhh noooo I hope you get better soon dan!
Ayyyy Dan is sick at the same time as me poggggg
Hope you get better soon, though
UA-camr when he is sick: 🤢
Viewers when he is sick: HE IS DEAD
XD I and here i was binging your old Subnautica Vids
Now this is called a proper Short Dan
Yay im glad your posting btw I hope you feel better !!!!!😘😘😘😘😘
Dan not uploading when he said "I should see you tomorrow"
Fans: *PANIK*
Fans: He's having fun being a dad
Fans: *KALM*
Dan's last upload: 5 days ago
Fans: *PANIK*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee,😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@Debaditya Nath Just did
All of that build up just for Dan to say “ I was sick.” Then the video ends
ya that got me
I feel you on the sick part man. Muscle pains galore.
What misic is that? Anyways, glad ur back I watch u since moredantdm
Dan: Doesn’t post for a few days
Fans: HES DEAD
Dan: I’m sick
Fans:
HES DYING
GOD IM WHEEZING RN
Lol
*Coughs*
Everybody near him-
*Masks Up!*
Hope you’re feeling better Dan!
Yo that was such a good video
Dan: *doesn’t upload for one day*
Everyone: “he’s dead”
Fans when Dan takes a break or sick:
He's dead everyone!! Panic!!!!!
Best vid ever LOL that ending tho 🤣
Dan: leaves for 1 second
Everyone:Oh my GoD GuyS dID dAn DiE
Dans fans: where did he go?
Dan: I was sick
Dans fans: understandable have a nice day
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dan’s fans When Dan doesn’t upload for a couple of days:
*HE’S DEAD*
Oh yes
Lol true
TRUE
Technos upload schedule is worse if it exists
Dan: 1 second off fans: alright he's dead then.
Oh thats alright Dan we hope you get better soon!
Hah, I remember this..lol. Also you should upload more on this channel, It seems to be forgotten-
Dan: (doesn't upload in a day)
Fan:he dead
5
“I was sick” launches corona everywhere
This is how much we need Dan, we can't even go past a week without his videos
Best short ever :D
30+ secs of Dan's comments
Dan: Disappears for like a day
Everybody:
K, he’s dead, he’s never coming back.. It’s good while it’s lasted, unsubbing.. Yep, this is it, the end. Goodbye Dan, you will be forever remembered.
🤣🤣🤣This made me crack up🤣🤣🤣
Dan: posted a video saying that he's sick
Me: Well that makes sense...
well based on this video and the extensive research I have done by watching my family, friends, classmates, and comment sections, I can confidently say that I have a theory.
we’re all impatient as hekk
Btw Dan, did u have covid or was it just a cold or something?
Beautiful masterpiece
Wow lol all the the music and comments
Dan: “I was sick” *ends video
Everyone else: “okay”
Guys Dan said he wasn't feeling well on his main channel!
Lol I actually did not see that ima go check quick
Now I just feel bad hope u get better Dan!
I Laughed The Soul Out Of Me. Damn The Ending Was Heck Funny!
Dan: *Doesn't upload for a few days*
Everyone: He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son
What if he's your father then how is he your son?
guys isnt it obvious, he died, he just respawns every now and then
True
Hes got a totem
True
good luck dan
hope your negative in covid
Plot twist : The real dan is actually chilling watching memes as his robot makes content for him
Dan: doesn’t upload for literally five days
Some random people: freaking out
Technoblade subscribers: first time?
Why does everyone think just because he hasn't uploaded doesn't mean he's dead?
he could be sick, or spending time with his family, or just taking a break from UA-cam :p
I love the video though Dan, it's really funny how when youtubers upload alot then you don't upload for a week you get funny comments :p
Acer: are you ok dan?
Dan: I was sick *sneeze*
Acer: I hope u will not effect in virus but be careful dan
Perfecte! The perfectly cut cough.
Dan hasn't uploaded in nearly a week: PANIC
He's alive: kalm
He's sick: PANIC
Fans then: he’s DEAD
Fans after this video: he’s almost DEAD
With the music in the background I thought dan was the undead 😭😂😭
I hope you’ll feel better dan!🤧 Im not in a good mood today either.. My hamster just died because of a snake (cobra) im actually not lying. Im dead serious.. His last place he went before he died was his fav. spot,,, their home., its because he always sleeps and wastes his tim there ( Their Home is like a bird cage)
dan: disappears for 5 days for a totally normal cause
community: so when is the funeral?