George Breaks Up With Marlene | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv Рік тому +81

    My sister died this morning. This is why comedy exists, it's how we get through things. Thank you.

    • @liz6cats280
      @liz6cats280 Рік тому +13

      Sorry for your loss. The pain diminishes over time, but never goes away.

    • @nealsutaria227
      @nealsutaria227 9 місяців тому +6

      I’m really sorry. Hopefully laughing a little bit every day helps you heal

    • @anthonychaparro3443
      @anthonychaparro3443 8 місяців тому +3

      My condolences

    • @chroz68
      @chroz68 6 місяців тому +1

      Sorry for your loss.

  • @CoverBydAn
    @CoverBydAn Рік тому +64

    Jason alexander is the definition of perfect delivery of monologues

  • @paulaazevedo3872
    @paulaazevedo3872 Рік тому +75

    The prison break metaphor was brilliant 😂

  • @guyr.6053
    @guyr.6053 Рік тому +76

    That prison break bit is a showcase for Jason Alexanders' great talent and range! Underrated...

    • @Provos7777
      @Provos7777 7 місяців тому +2

      I still think it’s one of his top five best scenes

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu Рік тому +93

    Jerry and George convos are so hilarious and truly relatable even to this day😂

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +51

    This isn't even the hardest breakup George had to do. Remember when he pretended to have an affair and that still wasn't even enough?

    • @o.p.h.o.v.e.n
      @o.p.h.o.v.e.n Рік тому +6

      No George, we can work thru this.

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY Рік тому

      And he got addicted to cigarettes!

  • @devonstein7344
    @devonstein7344 7 місяців тому +7

    The more I watch these clips, the more I realize how amazing an actor Jason Alexander is

  • @senorromantico7723
    @senorromantico7723 Рік тому +87

    Later in the episode:
    Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
    Jerry: You're a cashier!

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +5

      “You’re a cashier!” Is one of the best comebacks in the whole show!

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Рік тому +4

      Always makes me laugh 😂

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +4

      It's just so much "fluff".😂

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 Рік тому +5

      I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol

    • @MrClassicfever
      @MrClassicfever Рік тому

      ......i heard the material.......i have other stuff, you should came see me on the weekend 😉

  • @juiceboxmania1558
    @juiceboxmania1558 Рік тому +31

    The older I get the more relatable George is lmao

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY Рік тому

      Thats so true!

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Рік тому +33

    George would have loved the 2020s. Breaking up with someone over Snapchat 😂

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +3

      He could just copy and paste another picture of Man Hands.. or whoever he wanted. Sliding into Marissa Tomei's DMs.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Рік тому +14

    The dance and the 'breaking up report' are the best

  • @matthewlee4834
    @matthewlee4834 10 місяців тому +2

    George's rant during the first minute of this video is the most relatable thing in the world for me

  • @perarneng
    @perarneng 2 місяці тому +1

    You feel bad. You can always put on a Seinfeld clip. Consistent humor always delivered. Perhaps doctors should prescribe it. Incredible stuff. No other series comes close.

  • @kentekeroth
    @kentekeroth 11 місяців тому +6

    Jason Alexander is such a great actor. Should have won every prize he could. Too badd he got typecasted after Seinfeld. Best character, best actor.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Рік тому +22

    George’s little dance lol yedda dit dit dit dit 😂

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Classic i love him doing the Greek Zorba! 😂😂😂

  • @gsanks
    @gsanks Рік тому +5

    George is just amazing.

  • @suedworshak5333
    @suedworshak5333 Рік тому +3

    I love how Jerry is affrming Georges bad behavior. True pal lol

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 Рік тому +158

    Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol

    • @adhaskym.a9536
      @adhaskym.a9536 Рік тому +21

      No worries I guess. Add drugs & alcohol and best of you lose your job, you will be like George for real.

    • @bcvc3365
      @bcvc3365 Рік тому +7

      Live it up Bro!!! Good for you 😸

    • @fungiformenow
      @fungiformenow Рік тому +9

      You should write it down. It might make a great sitcom. I can’t wait to watch it. What a crazy guy you are 😊

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Рік тому

      @@adhaskym.a9536 i’ll do the walkout, then realize how much money I’m missing out on and come in the next day and act like nothing happened 😂

    • @denniscleary7580
      @denniscleary7580 Рік тому

      @@bcvc3365 👍

  • @Mr_Gabbles
    @Mr_Gabbles Рік тому +8

    Imagine Andy Dufresne going back for some books

  • @VCT3333
    @VCT3333 Рік тому +16

    I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.

    • @Kat.Evangeline14
      @Kat.Evangeline14 Рік тому

      Unless there are photos of Marilyn Monroe - you probably don't need them.
      Someone stole my MM books.
      😮

    • @MyKingdomForAK9
      @MyKingdomForAK9 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Kat.Evangeline14
      Sad about your beloved books.
      My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s.
      Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess.
      Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers.
      Anything else is read, then donated.😊

  • @BlackAdder3
    @BlackAdder3 6 місяців тому +1

    Such an incredible actor Mr Alexander 🙌

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +15

    Wait, George has books? Were they sports almanacs or illustrated copies of Henry Miller's novels?

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +1

      All those medical journals he claims to read in otber episodes.

    • @stephenpenrice1230
      @stephenpenrice1230 Рік тому +1

      His plans for the summer of George included “I’m gonna a read book. From beginning to end. In that order.”

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +1

      @@stephenpenrice1230 Supposedly he read Elaine's father's book too. He thought it was great, except for the "drivel" parts.

    • @o.p.h.o.v.e.n
      @o.p.h.o.v.e.n Рік тому

      @@BDUBZ49 and which parts are those?

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 4 місяці тому +1

    2:24 Wait…does George think that prison guards use lever action rifles?

  • @DebNKY
    @DebNKY Рік тому +2

    Marlene is my favorite of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. She sounds delightful!

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Рік тому +3

    Love is just a state of mind.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Рік тому

      Is that a song from Chicago?

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu Рік тому +1

    This is better than the Movie break 😂 the physicality

  • @jscottsmith2303
    @jscottsmith2303 Рік тому +1

    Marlene later played Kelly the waitress from Monks. Ma-nure, quite refreshing.

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 Рік тому +15

    Funny how in this reality George can constantly get women

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Рік тому +5

    It's not you.....😃

  • @malfaroangel3896
    @malfaroangel3896 11 місяців тому

    What’s crazy my friend and I would literally chill in either of our cars to talk about relationship problems

  • @ryanadams2277
    @ryanadams2277 Рік тому +3

    Jeerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Рік тому +3

    George 😂

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker Рік тому +2

    Hello

  • @boog6041
    @boog6041 Рік тому +2

    Marlene was the finest woman they had on this show

    • @jmoriarty8000
      @jmoriarty8000 3 місяці тому

      His gf that gets him out of the ticket is better looking and his gf when he gets kicked off the plane overall was the hottest to me

  • @OarsmanPower
    @OarsmanPower Рік тому

    Yes, she sure is…

  • @baileyantonengpei7860
    @baileyantonengpei7860 11 місяців тому

    Always love these ..

  • @skipwin9895
    @skipwin9895 Рік тому +1

    Time to get yourself a giant block of cheese!

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 Рік тому +2

    Gentlemen, learn about women here.. they have never changed.. never… you just NEED to always be the man

  • @pepepombal6448
    @pepepombal6448 8 місяців тому

    2:51 Say what… suddenly this man was an erudit back then?

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Рік тому

    Early George was better. He wasn’t a caricature of himself.

    • @jscottsmith2303
      @jscottsmith2303 Рік тому

      Except where he’s selling real estate, and he asks Kramer if he needs something. Competent, successful George? I don’t think so.

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 Рік тому

    It has a Ma and a newer

  • @justinsecrist1130
    @justinsecrist1130 Рік тому +1

    Jerry is right about the books.

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Рік тому +1

    dude, you're a lot of things but nice is not one of them

  • @supermilkguy
    @supermilkguy Рік тому

    Maybe George will get some more money from the government and then try to make a pancake for Susan’s aunt and just get some more food from her house

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels Рік тому +1

    My step mother's name was Marlene. Thankful that Dad wasn't like George Costanza. Cheers!🥨

  • @MaggieMiller1
    @MaggieMiller1 8 місяців тому +1

    This was a stupid clip. We never get to see the woman. Meaningless for sure.

  • @RW77777777
    @RW77777777 6 місяців тому

    chew your gum!

  • @johnmancini4403
    @johnmancini4403 2 місяці тому

    The first two seasons were painfully unfunny.

  • @royinchains
    @royinchains Рік тому +8

    First!
    Edit: thank you for all the likes.

    • @MichaelSuperbacker
      @MichaelSuperbacker Рік тому +6

      I was actually first, but I am more concerned with watching the video than typing “first!” Like a child 😂

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +6

      Enjoy it my man!! Well done! 👍

    • @royinchains
      @royinchains Рік тому +1

      ​​@@DrumAndDrumberWhat's sad is the fact that you dumba$$es couldn't tell I was making fun of my own comment.

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Рік тому

    sharons love for scott
    edward van halen self taught
    kristens mothersdot

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Рік тому

    susan states pisa
    flourish spa k mart geyser
    tim brecht please please her

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Рік тому

    angeliques sons pen
    solopertos cardinal ken
    ski nautique bills ten

  • @devannayar6456
    @devannayar6456 2 місяці тому

    A girl seduced George ?

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Рік тому +9

    George is the best of all always👏🤣💯👍