I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol
You feel bad. You can always put on a Seinfeld clip. Consistent humor always delivered. Perhaps doctors should prescribe it. Incredible stuff. No other series comes close.
Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol
I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.
@@Kat.Evangeline14 Sad about your beloved books. My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s. Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess. Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers. Anything else is read, then donated.😊
My sister died this morning. This is why comedy exists, it's how we get through things. Thank you.
Sorry for your loss. The pain diminishes over time, but never goes away.
I’m really sorry. Hopefully laughing a little bit every day helps you heal
My condolences
Sorry for your loss.
Jason alexander is the definition of perfect delivery of monologues
The prison break metaphor was brilliant 😂
😂
That prison break bit is a showcase for Jason Alexanders' great talent and range! Underrated...
I still think it’s one of his top five best scenes
Jerry and George convos are so hilarious and truly relatable even to this day😂
This isn't even the hardest breakup George had to do. Remember when he pretended to have an affair and that still wasn't even enough?
No George, we can work thru this.
And he got addicted to cigarettes!
The more I watch these clips, the more I realize how amazing an actor Jason Alexander is
Later in the episode:
Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!
“You’re a cashier!” Is one of the best comebacks in the whole show!
Always makes me laugh 😂
It's just so much "fluff".😂
I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol
......i heard the material.......i have other stuff, you should came see me on the weekend 😉
The older I get the more relatable George is lmao
Thats so true!
George would have loved the 2020s. Breaking up with someone over Snapchat 😂
He could just copy and paste another picture of Man Hands.. or whoever he wanted. Sliding into Marissa Tomei's DMs.
The dance and the 'breaking up report' are the best
George's rant during the first minute of this video is the most relatable thing in the world for me
You feel bad. You can always put on a Seinfeld clip. Consistent humor always delivered. Perhaps doctors should prescribe it. Incredible stuff. No other series comes close.
Jason Alexander is such a great actor. Should have won every prize he could. Too badd he got typecasted after Seinfeld. Best character, best actor.
George’s little dance lol yedda dit dit dit dit 😂
Classic i love him doing the Greek Zorba! 😂😂😂
George is just amazing.
I love how Jerry is affrming Georges bad behavior. True pal lol
Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol
No worries I guess. Add drugs & alcohol and best of you lose your job, you will be like George for real.
Live it up Bro!!! Good for you 😸
You should write it down. It might make a great sitcom. I can’t wait to watch it. What a crazy guy you are 😊
@@adhaskym.a9536 i’ll do the walkout, then realize how much money I’m missing out on and come in the next day and act like nothing happened 😂
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Imagine Andy Dufresne going back for some books
I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.
Unless there are photos of Marilyn Monroe - you probably don't need them.
Someone stole my MM books.
😮
@@Kat.Evangeline14
Sad about your beloved books.
My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s.
Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess.
Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers.
Anything else is read, then donated.😊
Such an incredible actor Mr Alexander 🙌
Wait, George has books? Were they sports almanacs or illustrated copies of Henry Miller's novels?
All those medical journals he claims to read in otber episodes.
His plans for the summer of George included “I’m gonna a read book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
@@stephenpenrice1230 Supposedly he read Elaine's father's book too. He thought it was great, except for the "drivel" parts.
@@BDUBZ49 and which parts are those?
2:24 Wait…does George think that prison guards use lever action rifles?
Marlene is my favorite of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. She sounds delightful!
Love is just a state of mind.
Is that a song from Chicago?
This is better than the Movie break 😂 the physicality
Marlene later played Kelly the waitress from Monks. Ma-nure, quite refreshing.
Funny how in this reality George can constantly get women
It's not you.....😃
What’s crazy my friend and I would literally chill in either of our cars to talk about relationship problems
Jeerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
George 😂
Hello
Marlene was the finest woman they had on this show
His gf that gets him out of the ticket is better looking and his gf when he gets kicked off the plane overall was the hottest to me
Yes, she sure is…
Always love these ..
Time to get yourself a giant block of cheese!
Gentlemen, learn about women here.. they have never changed.. never… you just NEED to always be the man
2:51 Say what… suddenly this man was an erudit back then?
Early George was better. He wasn’t a caricature of himself.
Except where he’s selling real estate, and he asks Kramer if he needs something. Competent, successful George? I don’t think so.
It has a Ma and a newer
Jerry is right about the books.
dude, you're a lot of things but nice is not one of them
Maybe George will get some more money from the government and then try to make a pancake for Susan’s aunt and just get some more food from her house
My step mother's name was Marlene. Thankful that Dad wasn't like George Costanza. Cheers!🥨
This was a stupid clip. We never get to see the woman. Meaningless for sure.
chew your gum!
The first two seasons were painfully unfunny.
First!
Edit: thank you for all the likes.
I was actually first, but I am more concerned with watching the video than typing “first!” Like a child 😂
Enjoy it my man!! Well done! 👍
@@DrumAndDrumberWhat's sad is the fact that you dumba$$es couldn't tell I was making fun of my own comment.
sharons love for scott
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Was a haiku required?
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tim brecht please please her
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A girl seduced George ?
George is the best of all always👏🤣💯👍