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  • Tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup: minority hockey fans, Canada's greatest hits, a Mets fan catches a ball while doing dad things, pooches that won't perish, J.D. Vance hates porn, and Mona Lisa takes a hit.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 2 роки тому +211

    At that Mets game, the only person in danger was that Dominican dad after his wife saw him and his sidechicks child.

    • @Cattiva
      @Cattiva 2 роки тому +3

      Burnnnnnnn

    • @geedee4419
      @geedee4419 2 роки тому +37

      Oye papi ju need to take it eazy I was doing sonthin fo santo jude hospital 🤣😭

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 2 роки тому +5

      @Gee DEE 🤣 You got me!

    • @Jinz3
      @Jinz3 2 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀

    • @5vs1ngh0
      @5vs1ngh0 2 роки тому +2

      @@geedee4419 😂 💯

  • @nilajakamau7854
    @nilajakamau7854 2 роки тому +159

    SHOUT OUT TO my extended family Uncle
    Lloyd Robinson(Deceased). He's now being recognized as the 1st black American to play American college hockey. He enrolled at Boston University in 1946 after returning from military service in WWII.

    • @stevemeters3090
      @stevemeters3090 2 роки тому +16

      That's fucking awesome dude. Mad respect.

    • @mattallison5375
      @mattallison5375 2 роки тому +6

      I just read about him, he accomplished a lot

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 роки тому +7

      Hell yea! Know your roots, hermano!

  • @adudley27
    @adudley27 2 роки тому +75

    Desus saying, “That Dog Has Seen Everything, But Christ.” Had me on the floor laughing’ like I was Mero. It’s way too early in the morning for me 2 have tears of laughter streaming down my face. 😂😅😂😭😭😭😭
    Now I’m gonna be @ work bursting out laughing for what my co-workers think is no reason as soon as I think about it at an inappropriate time to be 😂 .
    Thanks Desus, Mero & Julia!

  • @beeggym666
    @beeggym666 2 роки тому +25

    "That dog has seen everything but Christ!"
    ☠🤣☠😂☠

  • @BushwickG
    @BushwickG 2 роки тому +92

    Whoever is editing these warmups, why you cutting out Mero’s laugh? Thats like the best lmao

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 роки тому +19

    Mero dropping that Bob Costas knowledge on baby weight distru 😂❤️🇺🇸✌🏽

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 2 роки тому +22

    I like how they concentrated and figured out the French accent

  • @chrismac4978
    @chrismac4978 2 роки тому +16

    To mero credit they do mostly have motorcycles in DR lol

  • @samirahstanford432
    @samirahstanford432 2 роки тому +5

    The dog has seen everything but Christ!! Desus never fails to say something too relative and hilarious

  • @DonWeMadeIt
    @DonWeMadeIt 2 роки тому +10

    Shoutout to Julia for thinking the Mona Lisa was French

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 2 роки тому +1

      The French out here w/the cultural appropriation.

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure she meant that it would be French people asking not to take craps in the Louvre.

  • @mannyfr3shh07
    @mannyfr3shh07 2 роки тому +10

    The no ads are mad love on this channel

  • @TheCheffer76
    @TheCheffer76 2 роки тому +3

    The warmup is the best part of the show to me.

  • @nYcFrEeWiLL82
    @nYcFrEeWiLL82 2 роки тому +4

    They should definitely step into the merch game and make shirts with glowing light quotes and sell them bottles and other accessories!

  • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
    @brandonWilliams-yr4re 2 роки тому +4

    Nahhh the French part has me dying bruh

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 роки тому +16

    As a Colorado Avs fan, I'd love to see a Rangers/Avs final. Mad respect for the Rangers! Ayo!

  • @vft5593
    @vft5593 2 роки тому +10

    I love watching these man keep it up guys

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 2 роки тому +1

    Someone stole my baguette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @robsvideos227
    @robsvideos227 2 роки тому +11

    Dog seen everything but Christ 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @pillarofdawn
    @pillarofdawn 2 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna be at the Louvre in a couple weeks, now i'm lowkey gonna be looking for those signs before i go find specific paintings

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 2 роки тому +4

    Oui! The brand is international!

  • @cleobridges5561
    @cleobridges5561 2 роки тому +28

    Desus: "That dog's seen everything but God"...HYSTERICAL. #thebrandisstrong

  • @travisjefferson705
    @travisjefferson705 2 роки тому +1

    SHOUTOUT TO CANADA FOR THE HOOPS... REAL HIP HOP

  • @VaniatheOracle
    @VaniatheOracle 2 роки тому +1

    Mero’s Clark’s though 😍

  • @bryanwilliams2464
    @bryanwilliams2464 2 роки тому +3

    Yeeerrrrrsssday! Best day of da week, baby!!!

  • @tabjones5163
    @tabjones5163 2 роки тому +4

    love watching clips of the real show

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 2 роки тому +8

    As a French speaker...I'm not offended! 🤣😂

  • @Theonyxconservative
    @Theonyxconservative 2 роки тому +1

    Warren Buffet 🤣

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 Рік тому

    "You've seen the show"😂

  • @4biz
    @4biz 2 роки тому +1

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @lipkin108
    @lipkin108 2 роки тому +1

    I love this show tbh

  • @isaaccervantes5955
    @isaaccervantes5955 2 роки тому

    Yurrrr, Legends!!

  • @Snottynose.
    @Snottynose. 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao yo mero is hilarious “ you was beating your meat to dawgs tf you talking bout. Its covid!” 😂😂😂

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket 2 роки тому +21

    Gotta respect how the boyz can do slightly racy stereotypes but it’s chill cuz we all know they mean well 🙏

  • @jgq2881
    @jgq2881 2 роки тому +3

    Shout out to the Rangers!

  • @benbarson2810
    @benbarson2810 2 роки тому +2

    Mero in di clarks

  • @blkkatemoss
    @blkkatemoss 2 роки тому

    Not sandwich the baby 😭

  • @camillefelisbret9199
    @camillefelisbret9199 2 роки тому

    someone stole my baguette

  • @m.r.daileyii1180
    @m.r.daileyii1180 2 роки тому

    wow my dad was a mets fan......makes sense now

  • @knightlaw795
    @knightlaw795 2 роки тому

    Anyone know where Desus shirt is from ?

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 роки тому +1

    Hockey is Indigenous you're all welxome

  • @redallmighty854
    @redallmighty854 2 роки тому

    Yurrr!!!!!

  • @SnapBaqQRantZ
    @SnapBaqQRantZ 2 роки тому +4

    Love the show, I miss the podcast tho I’m not gonna lie

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red 2 роки тому +6

    Hockey is an upper middle class sport like lacrosse. It got exclusive once parents decided concussions and dental bills were to much to handle.

    • @witness1013
      @witness1013 2 роки тому

      Three's millions of kids in farm towns and rural areas across North America who have no idea what you are talking about..

    • @JNJ1014
      @JNJ1014 2 роки тому +1

      @@witness1013 100% not true, idk where you've been but the kids playing D1/NHL/etc. aren't coming from small towns w/house league teams.
      I'm from the tri-state area (think the NYC suburbs in NY/NJ/CT) & I'm well-acquainted w/the costs of elite hockey. Take the Mid-Fairfield Rangers for an example. Perennial national champs, 2019 U15 team was coached by MARTIN ST. LOUIS, alumni include Trevor Zegras (2019 9th overall pick), Kevin Shattenkirk (2007 14th overall), Spencer Knight (2019 13th overall pick), Dom Fensore (2019 Hurricanes 3rd rounder, BU Defenseman), countless D1 & NTDP prospects, etc. (I could go on but suffice it to say this is a prospect FACTORY.)
      Tuition per player right now is $7K+/season. That's excluding spring/summer hockey teams tuition, hockey camp tuition, equipment costs, fuel & travel costs, food & lodging costs for tournaments, cost of private coaching, etc. But to be fair let's say misc. costs of 50% or $3500 extra. In the spirit of simplicity, I'm rounding it to $11K/season.
      Let's say a kid plays travel hockey from 6-16. He then makes the NTDP for his U17 season & his parents no longer incur any cost for him to play hockey for U17 & U18. We'll also assume he gets a full ride to college, so his parents don't have to incur any cost for him to play college hockey as well.
      At a minimum you're looking at $11K (bare minimum) x 10 seasons or $110K for one kid. And it's probably closer to $20K/year when it's all said and done. I'm not even including the cost of possibly attending a prep school or hockey academy like McDavid or Marner, I'm just using the cost of travel teams. In reality, McDavid & Marner's parents spent closer to $30K/year to support their kid's dreams.
      Bottom line is elite competitive hockey is fast becoming a sport exclusively for the kids of well-heeled parents.
      Kids can enjoy the sport & play house league or even A-level travel hockey for much less no doubt, but high level hockey is an absurd financial commitment today.

    • @Panama_Red
      @Panama_Red 2 роки тому

      ​@@witness1013 And almost none of them will even reach the college level and play at any kind of national level. Local pick up games and kid's playing in third generation equipment will never get past that point in today's setup.
      In a similar vein, I can afford to bring my kid to the local 9-hole golf course and play for fun, but I will never be able to afford the lessons and club memberships to give him a chance at any elite level of the sport.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Рік тому

      …every sport on this planet started with working class domination (non-working class were not as physically active so they would not win races (they rode horses once a week; the stable man had a better relationship with horse (& hence was a better rider).
      Modern sports drain Financial resources of every level of society/most of the people who play all these leagues are not becoming professional hockey players (but they pay all those fees; making organizations rich).

  • @Mrruidiaz
    @Mrruidiaz 2 роки тому

    Brand Ta Fuerte

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 роки тому +1

    The dog was actually dying in that video. She died, right after the owner stopped recording her. So the sequel was canceled at the shoot.

  • @1SUNGODELBASIR
    @1SUNGODELBASIR 2 роки тому

    Mero... Wait for the punkline.

  • @christopherspellman9163
    @christopherspellman9163 2 роки тому

    Ryan Reynolds!

  • @richardkumapley
    @richardkumapley 2 роки тому

    A lot of people who work at the show have names starting with J

  • @HotheadTubTub
    @HotheadTubTub 2 роки тому +4

    a Jamaican and they didnt call Aunty Celine Dions name?

  • @guldukat871
    @guldukat871 2 роки тому

    serious Michael Jackson vibes holding the baby doing something you shouldn't be doing while holding a baby.

  • @asiah8139
    @asiah8139 2 роки тому +2

    I went to a Caps v Pens game (pens fan) with my sister..... i love hockey but I'd never go to a game again. lol did not feel safe. counted 8 black ppl 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @postbrohomes2382
    @postbrohomes2382 2 роки тому +4

    Desus means Chinese tourists apparently 😅

  • @TheGeniuschrist
    @TheGeniuschrist 2 роки тому

    Ef DJ ENVY!

  • @torilanier
    @torilanier 2 роки тому +1

    Mero the Clarks don

  • @MoSaysS0
    @MoSaysS0 2 роки тому

    Every accent is Arthur ave

  • @eabrahams13
    @eabrahams13 2 роки тому

    Did people used to think this segment was part of the show?

  • @marielmorales8874
    @marielmorales8874 2 роки тому

    Come back twice a week :( I miss the podcast too

  • @wavydon1960
    @wavydon1960 2 роки тому

    Can’t forget Bret Hart.

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 роки тому

    I bet JD is doing other things. Usually those people are marrying their siblings. IJS

  • @timmanto1022
    @timmanto1022 2 роки тому

    Get Akim Aliu on the show.

  • @JohnSmith-in9ms
    @JohnSmith-in9ms 2 роки тому

    Shout out to the podcast that made you guys famous that you abandoned

  • @ErinDynamite
    @ErinDynamite 2 роки тому +3

    6:35 *Chinese people

    • @isetthem
      @isetthem 2 роки тому +1

      Ari Shaffir talked about this on Rogan's podcast.

    • @ErinDynamite
      @ErinDynamite 2 роки тому

      @@isetthem yep, he did. There's a good short story about it in a David Sedaris book too.

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 2 роки тому +1

    ITS DAY-ZEUS
    stop change Latin alphabets

  • @brturner
    @brturner 2 роки тому

    Desus wearing them wales bonners???

  • @ralelunar
    @ralelunar 2 роки тому

    Protestors are always doing the most in France

  • @EnergiaFloral7
    @EnergiaFloral7 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing content from Desus and Mero as always but this warm up was edited terribly 😭

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 роки тому +1

    A one year old yeah no that is terrible parenting.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 2 роки тому

    desus wearing an autimur baugette

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 2 роки тому +2

    These babies at sporting events make no sense to me. You gonna have a 1 yr old to deal w/ in the bleachers? It's hard enough to get to a public restroom on yer own. Changing diapers? I'm there to sneak in liquor & get lifted, not checking no baby.

  • @mayarahman9995
    @mayarahman9995 2 роки тому

    The heros… I thought y’all were gonna say hcw 💀💀🤡🤡😬

  • @issavirgo4838
    @issavirgo4838 2 роки тому +8

    Please stop over producing the show these guys are amazing and talented without all of extras ( and we need more black goss)

  • @littlEMILYonaire
    @littlEMILYonaire 2 роки тому

    Interesting white lady questions Dominican customs but makes sure they differentiate between French or Italian accents

  • @fuegococoa
    @fuegococoa 2 роки тому

    “Tourists who don’t have toilets” he’s talking about people from mainland China, look it up

  • @wildboer
    @wildboer 2 роки тому +4

    Hockey was invented in England. Basketball, however, was invented by a Canadian.

  • @treybikes
    @treybikes 2 роки тому

    These dudes are cringe . They give anyone a platform nowadays 😐

  • @princeroberts952
    @princeroberts952 2 роки тому +1

    yo them is the wackest 'fits ive seen yall where on the show yet. what is this. lol. yall look like a sad easter party in the late 80s