Logan Paul Calls Out Coffeezilla's Scam Allegations (ft. Jordan Adika & bbsmols) | Jarvis Reacts

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  • @JarvisJohnsonLIVE
    @JarvisJohnsonLIVE  Рік тому +674

    i know this is late im sick forgive me :)

    • @Ka1K1tten
      @Ka1K1tten Рік тому +12

      i love u jarvis get well soon🐕💨

    • @devinsauls9137
      @devinsauls9137 Рік тому +10

      Did you know about the Pearl (Pig) fiasco?

    • @jakeypoo2156
      @jakeypoo2156 Рік тому +9

      I will never forgive you 😭 😠

    • @CelestialHart
      @CelestialHart Рік тому +3

      I hope you feel better

    • @neshaoinspopolk4417
      @neshaoinspopolk4417 Рік тому +1

      Hope you're feeling more manageable soon and having the best days possible for you

  • @BloodRaven936
    @BloodRaven936 Рік тому +2681

    Does this count as clearly in the wrong person has an attitude?

  • @Alyssa_M513
    @Alyssa_M513 Рік тому +1506

    So basically his defense is "we didn't get any money so that means it's not a scam." Just because you're bad at scamming doesn't mean you aren't a scammer.

    • @letsg0b0wling1
      @letsg0b0wling1 Рік тому +66

      Exactly! The law doesn't care if you were successful at defrauding the people only that you were trying to defraud the people

    • @picklenik9658
      @picklenik9658 Рік тому +30

      @@letsg0b0wling1 what’re you talking about, trying to commit fraud isn’t a crime, cause what would they even call that? Something weird like conspiracy to commit fraud… nahhh

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Рік тому +28

      It's basically Sideshow Bob going "Attempted murder!? Is there a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

    • @mp5enthusiast
      @mp5enthusiast Рік тому

      @@picklenik9658 lmao. Conspiracy to commit fraud? Sounds like some nerd shit

    • @FEKana
      @FEKana Рік тому +23

      @@picklenik9658 right? Bruh it's not like they have an entire thing in law where you can get in trouble for attempting to commit a crime. I mean come on officer. How can you arrest me for attempted murder when I didn't even hurt anybody

  • @burninmytoe
    @burninmytoe Рік тому +778

    Fun fact: the actual definition of scam does not state that you make money

    • @Phished123
      @Phished123 Рік тому +92

      its wild, like you can still be accused of running a scam if the scam blows up in your face. Like Jarvis said, i still "robbed a bank" even if the cops caught me walking out with a bag of money.

    • @embyr3000
      @embyr3000 Рік тому +65

      That's the part that made me so irrationally angry, the definitions that are completely off base. A scam doesn't need to be successful to be a scam, that just means you're bad at scamming people. And even in a charitable reading if Logan himself wasn't actually intending to scam people, if the people he hired did try to do that, he's still responsible. On top of that, he doesn't understand defamation. Defamation is not saying something bad about someone or saying something that harms their reputation, it's specifically saying something that harms someone's reputation that you *reasonably understood was a false claim*. The law is written to protect journalists because otherwise anyone who creates an expose would be at risk. If you make a negative claim and have good reason to make your claim (for example: you claim an influencer was responsible for a scam when he hired multiple people who have committed crimes to work on a failed project, and said influencer even later admitted those people are scammers) then it's not defamation.

    • @gambitchains
      @gambitchains Рік тому +8

      I think I've watched enough Ed Edd and Eddy to understand that.

    • @lvly_alia
      @lvly_alia Рік тому +9

      RIGHTTT it's so weird how his definition is that if he doesn't make any money he's basically in the right

    • @masterreigenarataka
      @masterreigenarataka Рік тому +2

      yeah he’s scamming people and shit at it to boot

  • @Thorax420
    @Thorax420 Рік тому +1211

    "do you know how hard it is to photoshop two animals together?" im laughing so hard bc we literally learned to do this in middle school graphic design 😹😹😹

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak Рік тому +60

      Y'all take graphic design in middle school now? I only got to learn excel and typing my senior year 😑

    • @Thorax420
      @Thorax420 Рік тому +44

      @@AshChiCupcak you didnt learn to TYPE until senior year??? i had typing in elementary 😭

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak Рік тому +29

      @@Thorax420 I had typing games in elementary I did at home but there was like one tiny class we did once and that was it. Middle school, we learned nothing about computers. I dunno how. I was in middle school in 2000, guess it wasn't important then 🤷‍♀️

    • @Wandervenn
      @Wandervenn Рік тому +19

      Neopets did it decades ago

    • @stickinug
      @stickinug Рік тому +5

      We can even do this in MS Paint and that application is severely limiting 😂

  • @jazzpear8877
    @jazzpear8877 Рік тому +512

    "do you know how hard it is to blend two animals that exist into one that doesn't exist?" Sir I'd like to introduce you to all of mythology and also the furry fandom.

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim Рік тому +55

      Has the guy never watched avatar the last air bender?

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +22

      U could always full metal alchemist it

    • @bonesey4954
      @bonesey4954 Рік тому +13

      @@LostStarzOfTheSky *cries in Nina*

    • @hollow8136
      @hollow8136 Рік тому +12

      There was also an actual game that did that already. Impossible Creatures came out in 2003. And it was an RTS game that let you combine animals together. Dude was 20 years late to that idea and couldn't even provide PNGs for it properly.

    • @AlexPerez-tt9ru
      @AlexPerez-tt9ru Рік тому +6

      There is also the game called dragon ball fusions where you can fuse every single character from the series and even do like 5 way fusion

  • @ivy3138
    @ivy3138 Рік тому +184

    combining two animals in photoshop was one of the first assignments i had in my photography class my freshman year of high school

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Рік тому +28

      Looks like you are on your way to making a high tier crypto Sca- i mean project.

    • @yourmateaslan7031
      @yourmateaslan7031 Рік тому +9

      @@lvlHive not a project, a game 😉

    • @lvly_alia
      @lvly_alia Рік тому +3

      he really stole ur teachers idea

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified Рік тому +639

    it's so weird that he keeps doubling down on how much money he didn't make. it's basically akin to saying 'yes we TRIED to scam people, but we were also so bad at it that we lost money. this vindicates us morally.'

    • @blockcabin
      @blockcabin Рік тому +9

      yeah as if intent is irrelevant and clears him

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves Рік тому +1

      He's just doing what he can to save face for the time being... he knows he got caught and that people are collaborating their efforts to get due recompensation. His game now is to get as many people as possible to settle out of arbitration and to save face.

  • @Diphenhydra
    @Diphenhydra Рік тому +302

    Logan said he doesn’t want to prop up Coffeezilla because of how he viewed the situation morally. But Logan, not even a month ago(?) said he morally didn’t agree with Andrew Tate, only to then prop him up.

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Рік тому +12

      Actions speak louder than words

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind Рік тому

      Logan loves money more then integrity. Luckily he happens to also be stupid.

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams 2 місяці тому

      I mean propping up a human trafficker is the only way to make himself seem better by comparison

  • @DevotedPlacebo
    @DevotedPlacebo Рік тому +264

    The fact that these guys had to tippy-toe around saying *any* criticism in front/to Logan is really telling of his personality off screen. It's so sad that so many people believe in this garbage human :(

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Рік тому +41

      he very clearly surrounds himself with yes men if that first "clapback" video ever got out of the editing bay. not to mention all the way back to the forest scandal, he has never surrounded himself with anyone who would challenge his decisions.

    • @shikadragon
      @shikadragon Рік тому +10

      Fr… I knew he wouldn’t change even tho everyone was like “noooo he’s changed tho 🥺👉👈”

    • @RustyClumps
      @RustyClumps Рік тому +4

      Yeah. During Coffee’s series, I kept wondering if Jeff communicates anything to Logan. And Logan’s response makes it clear why Jeff would avoid telling him bad news. He’s just a big ego they all have to manage.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 Рік тому +2

      ​@annavictrix6306 Old comment, but yeah, every time Logan was like, "oh talk to me directly, message me not my manager" I'm like dude that's literally his job.

  • @leylapats
    @leylapats Рік тому +298

    Never make yourself Germany in a war analogy

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 Рік тому +1

      The fact that they wanted to describe being split between two fronts and chose GERMANY getting “attacked” in Africa and by the USSR - in WW2 - when the defining feature of the US’s role in WW2 was the fact that they had the Nazis menacing all of their debtors and Allies in Europe and Japan stabbing at them from the Pacific
      It’s mind-boggling. What kind of brain rot did this guy contract to miss the safe, obvious choice and go for the nazi angle instead? Alex Jones knows that you don’t want that comparison to be made.
      Absolutely aghast at how crazy that was

    • @leylapats
      @leylapats Рік тому +54

      @@sideways5153 Even Logan def knew it was a bad thing to say, that’s why they did that whole “you’re making a face” thing right after. Imagine your friend defending you and saying “you’re basically Germany in WW2”, so crazy🙈

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer Рік тому +17

      Right wtf kind of analogy was that to “defend” someone … that’s prolly why Jeff was looking at him like what?!?

    • @karleeT9022
      @karleeT9022 Рік тому +3

      He also said “two wrong battle” which also made it seem like he was defending Germany’s actions and is supportive of their actions during WW2

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 9 місяців тому

      Also, not to nitpick, "Africa" was not one of Germany's fronts (the east front and west front). He correctly identified that the SSRs were the eastern front, but the western front was predominantly western europe. The targets in Africa, from a nazi perspective, were mostly colonial outposts from the post-millennium "spheres of influence" era, which I would argue made them more "european" conflicts than African conflicts. That said, as is always the case in colonialism, a lot of Africans wound up paying the price at the end and that's something that should never be devalued. But the theater in Africa was mainly from a perspective of supply chain and resource-based attrition tactics against the allies in western europe.

  • @irisvirgilio7821
    @irisvirgilio7821 Рік тому +91

    He really tried the "if we're scammers, how come when we tried to scam but didn't make any money? Hmm???" angle

  • @legendofhayden
    @legendofhayden Рік тому +59

    “you’re like Germany in a World War, fighting on two fronts. Jeff, why are you looking at me like I said something bad?”

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd Рік тому +9

      i swear it felt like a bit on a sitcom😂

    • @karleeT9022
      @karleeT9022 Рік тому +7

      He didn’t even say “two fronts” he said “two wrong battle” so he also managed to defend Germany and act like they were in the right during WW2 which is insane

  • @__melvino
    @__melvino Рік тому +308

    So I recently learned the courts generally go with the stricter state's laws so in theory coffee could get in trouble. HOWEVER, that only applies if one of the party members had a reasonable expectation of privacy. Getting on a call with an investigative journalist with no NDA erases that expectation

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +40

      Also you would think a manager for a celebrity would know to say something like "off the record"

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +31

      Yeah, also I don’t think a third party can go to court for you? Like Logan can’t do shit because Coffee interviewed other people, unless he manages to get those people in on the lawsuit

    • @RustyClumps
      @RustyClumps Рік тому +14

      Exactly, yeah. Jeff, a celebrity manager, would have a hard time proving a convo with a UA-camr about his client was a totally private convo between two private individuals.

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +10

      @@RustyClumps and also! Jeff probably has no intention to sew if he has a single lawyer with a brain cell telling him: nono no discovery is a thing

    • @luke-wp8vc
      @luke-wp8vc Рік тому +3

      Amd Texas is a one party consent state so it's perfectly legal anyways

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 Рік тому +157

    I love how he said “we actually lost money trying to make things right” by paying your employees my guy?????? The literal bare minimum of running a business???

  • @Shoob-k5u
    @Shoob-k5u Рік тому +105

    I hate the misappropriation of calling Logan a “creative” bc he wants to have outlandish ideas and pass them along to the poor suckers who gotta make it. Brainstorming is great. But being a “creative” involves actually creating something. The devs and the artists are the creatives here, Logan just got inspired by one of those a Hatch Dragon Farm ads. Also, 7 months is not a long time to work on something! I have a fuckin yugioh painting I’ve been working on for 4months! Granted i have a full time job but still!

    • @mori6434
      @mori6434 Рік тому +22

      And also his ideas are really bland and lacking imagination. Like, he thinks the concept of hybridizing animals is MINDBLOWING, revolutionary even, and it's just like... Not? Like at all?? It's literally the most basic concept in creature design and he didn't even do it in an interesting way. He's barely an idea guy and DEFINITELY not a creative

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 Рік тому +95

    ''Logs'' is probably one of the last words I'd want as a nickname.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому

      Yeah I don’t care how many called you that as a kid, most people would want to scrub that off as fast as possible??? It’s pretty fitting, though, he is a shitty person after all…

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +14

      It’s on par with capzilla, it sounds like someone you hate calling you that to be mean, not a nickname

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Рік тому

      sounds like if you took a fat shit somewhere and your friends never let you live it down

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Рік тому +9

      You know, like a commonly used unit of poop.

  • @tridentskin0729
    @tridentskin0729 Рік тому +193

    It’s so annoying! “A scam didn’t take place.” YEs it did!! Just because you claim you weren’t involved doesn’t mean it didn’t happen!!

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers Рік тому +30

      He was scammed before he could scam everyone else. A scamception.

  • @loadsavedgame4310
    @loadsavedgame4310 Рік тому +121

    It’s so surreal seeing Logan talk about responsibility and consequences while thinking he’s immune from responsibility and consequences.

  • @jrmckim
    @jrmckim Рік тому +155

    **Common misconception**... if you rob a bank and get arrested before getting the money.. you didn't actually rob a bank...

    • @RoundPi
      @RoundPi Рік тому +17

      Robert tries to rob a bank, but gets arrested for transpassing instead. He didn't rob the bank. He tried, so he gets the participation reward of the title robber. That's why his nickname is Robert.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +10

      If you hire criminals and orchestrate a bank robbery but fail, you can't get in trouble bc you hired criminals and you didn't get any money 🤷‍♀️

  • @RustyClumps
    @RustyClumps Рік тому +41

    2 party consent often relies on reasonable assumption of privacy. When a citizen journalist calls you for comment on your client’s business, it’s hard to prove you thought it would be totally private.

  • @zachvernon6860
    @zachvernon6860 Рік тому +48

    Comparing Logan to Germany in his little battle is an interesting way of displaying him

  • @yannam5339
    @yannam5339 Рік тому +164

    This is like the third downfall of his career in half a decade

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому +8

      Third times the charm 🤞

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Рік тому +3

      3 is an unlucky number. inshallah.

    • @if7723
      @if7723 Рік тому +2

      @@biggestastiest hey, fourth might put him in that forest again.

  • @transsnack
    @transsnack Рік тому +50

    "Do you know how hard it is to merge 2 animals?" Give me 5 minutes and my laptop. I don't even need my drawing tablet for this assignment. Hell, give me a few hours and I'll have half passable 3d model. No rigging tho. I don't mess with that.

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +15

      Its an nft u can just use paint

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Рік тому +1

      i use paint tool sai from like 15 years ago and i can still do it

  • @Dolthra
    @Dolthra Рік тому +107

    Logan Paul, again not knowing how defamation works by claiming that Coffeezilla defamed him by saying that Cryptozoo had been abandoned when Logan Paul's team was supposedly still working on it, just completely secretly and unwilling to give even a general statement to that effect. That literally *hurts* his defamation case, because he's openly admitting that Coffeezilla couldn't have found out the "actual truth" about the project and thus his conclusions are more likely based in what he actually believes to be true.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Рік тому +3

      I dont know heaps about it but it's sounds like a pretty weak case regardless. Like, saying that he abandoned a project isn't rly defamation, is it? The claims of Logan being a scam-artist (of he weren't one) would be defamation more, right?

  • @qwqwqwqw99
    @qwqwqwqw99 Рік тому +33

    The text messages among his team discussing the rules for secretly buying up the first tokens and how to sell them off kills his whole good guy act.

  • @jrmckim
    @jrmckim Рік тому +73

    "The most painful thing in the world"
    Me: diagnosed with terminal cancer at 34 but attempting more rounds of chemotherapy and radiation just to give my 15 yr old child more time with me.
    Logan Paul in Qatar spa during the world cup: 💔☠️⚰️

  • @MagicChemist7920
    @MagicChemist7920 Рік тому +118

    Its so funny to hear about how they didn't make money, and had no intention to, but never addressed the group chat they had. Which clearly outlined rules among each other to profit from investors by manipulating the market. He just didn't make any money because he was beat to the punch by the other scammers. The blissful ignorance is crazy

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak Рік тому +3

      The Joker's intro in The Dark Knight basically. A couple of the scammers cut the others out of the heist.

  • @RustyClumps
    @RustyClumps Рік тому +26

    Logan really tried treating this like 2015 creator beef. It was wild to watch. Tactics that would have hit 10 years ago just seemed cringe and obvious now.

  • @thatcutenerdgirl6090
    @thatcutenerdgirl6090 Рік тому +39

    The fact that Logan needed it explained to him that, even if he didn’t intend to scam anyone, he is still responsible for people losing millions of dollars is very telling. I don’t care if he’s a scammer. He should still be trying to make right all the hurt this project caused

  • @charlesfuzak
    @charlesfuzak Рік тому +26

    Dude, Logan's talking about the 10 million dollar studio is hilarious. I love how even Mike is like "I think hes being sarcastic, it's a joke" and even Logan is like "Ehhh I don't know man" lol

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +9

      I think Mike died a little inside while trying to explain the joke to Logan

  • @jahoobies
    @jahoobies Рік тому +16

    “Viral hybrid offspring” sounds like a new COVID variant.

  • @lucyleptonyx5858
    @lucyleptonyx5858 Рік тому +70

    Ending his entire stupid argument with "buy a sline kit" 😂 TOO TRUE

  • @venetiaastrop280
    @venetiaastrop280 Рік тому +55

    Which one is it, logan? Was it never a scam and coffee is just lying and everyone's attacking you unfairly Or were you completely unaware about the scammers on the team? Pick an argument

  • @bendoe8969
    @bendoe8969 Рік тому +46

    Its a good disclaimer to have, but I don’t really care that he has since changed his response. We got to see his authentic first attempt at a response, its sure better to change your tune later but we still all saw the first response was to deflect, lie, and threaten.

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt Рік тому +11

      He didn't change his response because he changed as a person, he changed his response because he wants to LOOK like a better person, and realised everyone was against him. It's hard to be sympathetic to a serial liar.

  • @kyberion
    @kyberion Рік тому +14

    I love how he brought Jeff on to show how coffee didn’t substantiate his evidence when the first video ended with coffee calling Jeff who just threatened him

  • @kerkyberky6793
    @kerkyberky6793 Рік тому +39

    Jordan saying “his feefees are more hurt” is the most just… SCATHING thing I’ve heard in my short life

  • @finmiles965
    @finmiles965 Рік тому +18

    “Ideated” is a now a word that will haunt me for decades

  • @kays8976
    @kays8976 Рік тому +40

    A little sad you guys didn’t go into Logan getting a letter from a fan then proceed to try his hardest to cry

  • @onlyonestevie
    @onlyonestevie Рік тому +24

    Logan's co-hot literally equated him to Nazi Germany at the end💀

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +1

      Jeff leaving and being fully gone directly after finding out finding out Mike is a Nazi sympathizer is my favorite part. Jeff makes the first good decision he’s made in years

  • @nicoladavies6585
    @nicoladavies6585 Рік тому +31

    did he not think that putting his name on something would result in him being seen responsible for whatever that thing did?

  • @nunpho
    @nunpho Рік тому +39

    Mike clearly asking why Logan blocked coffee on twitter and Logan continues speaking over him 🤣🤦‍♀️
    I hope you guys have seen the new animation of Logan and Mike by meat canyon. It's hilarious!

  • @MrTrainman96
    @MrTrainman96 Рік тому +26

    How is that game "coming in 2023/2024"? You just collect images of eggs and animals and it's still somehow taking another 1-2 years??? It's so plainly a scam that was never a real project.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +55

    I don't know the background, but are they saying they aren't scammers simply because their scam didn't work?
    "We can't be scammers. We're bad at it"
    Attempted murderers, take note.

    • @akkinda
      @akkinda Рік тому +4

      Pretty much!

  • @Dantalliumsolarium
    @Dantalliumsolarium Рік тому +16

    It’s therapeutic watching Jarvis do this to Paul

  • @candyh4284
    @candyh4284 9 місяців тому +3

    the absolute hilarity of going to your friend who presumably pays your bills like, "Logan, you know who you're exactly like? Germany in WWII."

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams 6 місяців тому

      Reminds me of 0079 Gundam somehow

  • @astraynaught9343
    @astraynaught9343 Рік тому +10

    This man has OBVIOUSLY never played Spore

  • @gingerpotter21
    @gingerpotter21 Рік тому +10

    His whole justification here falls apart when you know this isnt his first crypto scam he was a part of

  • @ohioella
    @ohioella Рік тому +15

    "MonkaS i'll behead you" (7:30) made me spit water out all over myself, wish i had caught this live

  • @nickdavidurban
    @nickdavidurban Рік тому +8

    "Blockchain technology, something that's brand new...?"
    The Dark Knight Rises is newer than blockchain technology.

  • @Creepymusic782
    @Creepymusic782 Рік тому +54

    I feel like those guys low key are disagreeing with everything Logan says XD but sucking up anyway since he pays them. And hate each other? Lol it’s giving middle school boy vibes where they say the worst insult every and then say it’s a joke.

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +16

      Yeah they are tiptoing around his feelings so hard to try and get him to a "come to Jesus" moment, but him being their boss makes the dynamic impossible to truly get anywhere

  • @collecolleco
    @collecolleco Рік тому +13

    i just can't believe one single word that comes out of logan's mouth, its incredible

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia Рік тому +13

    “But your honor, I didn’t succeed in robbing the bank so it doesn’t count ❤”

  • @khirstenh4550
    @khirstenh4550 Рік тому +6

    Your faces when he mentioned J*hnny D*pp matched mine. Like whuut?! That should be the last person you bring up right now lmao

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +89

    Logan taking his obvious dinkdoink-swinging around down bc it didn’t work and nobody’s intimidated by his lawsuit threat... god that’s funny. Like nobody believed you dude. We are adults here

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +12

      His name is STEVEN
      B U S T E D

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +16

      “I’m mad STEVEN got money when what I wanted was to do the financial scam I DID NOT GET MANY MONEY” bruh

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +14

      “We should just ban crime did you ever think abt that” - Jordan Adika, world leader

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +13

      “It was so weird when he reached out to me for contact in multiple ways after I yelled at him to reach out for contact”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +7

      “He’s such a talented investigator except exclusively when he calls me out and everyone believes me right”

  • @anothercub6958
    @anothercub6958 Рік тому +12

    Ah yes, the classic white guy podcast. You got the main character who is factually wrong in most things they say, the main character's yesman who doesn't have a personality of their own, and the one who chaperones the other two to give the recording a semblance of plot along with the optional dude there to warm the empty 4th seat, but not talk.

  • @kays8976
    @kays8976 Рік тому +9

    I just think that Logan’s million dollar idea was “you know the hybrid animals from avatar? Let’s make that but infinitely shittier”

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA Рік тому +14

    I love how UA-cam made it so you couldn't see dislikes anymore. Yet every time I see a video like this where they're watching another video, or a video that has screenshots of youtube, everyone's used a plugin to add it back in anyway. Myself included.

  • @oliverrose7796
    @oliverrose7796 Рік тому +8

    I haven't seen anyone say this specifically, but maybe I missed it - it doesn't matter if Texas and California are one party or two party consent states, Coffee very clearly said, "I'm calling for comment on these allegations," which any reasonable person would understand to mean that the conversation is not private, and can be recorded. He's a journalist! That's what they do!

  • @mel0dicHarp
    @mel0dicHarp Рік тому +16

    I love that his friend compares him to Germany fighting a two front war in WWI. Germany, notoriously in the right and being wrongfully attacked… /s

  • @stardustorchard9316
    @stardustorchard9316 Рік тому +7

    Imagine going 'hey we're just like n@zi Germany!' like its a positive thing and then being surprised when people are cringing.

  • @lunarvale
    @lunarvale Рік тому +53

    "Do you know how hard it is to merge animals that do exist into an animal that doesn't exist?"
    What? You mean like all the unique fictional monsters and creatures in entertainment media? Yeah it's incredibly hard I'm sure lol

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 Рік тому +7

      The Jackel is an easy one, like this is a entry level scam that salespeople would sell in the old west.

    • @keppakappa5033
      @keppakappa5033 Рік тому +8

      Imagine trying to say your "creative" project totally for sure isn't just a lazy money grab only to then complain about how hard it is to be even slightly creative LOL

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack Рік тому +8

      I'd like to introduce him to the concept of the jackalope, the cockatrice, the capricorn, and the hippogriff. Not to mention all of the human animal hybrids, like mermaids, harpies, and sirens.

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 Рік тому +9

      @@LakinMae5 I believe you’re thinking of the jackalope lol. A jackal is a very real coyote-like animal.

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 Рік тому +4

      @@alexakelley2353 yes, having very similar names often gets me confused, haha!

  • @chrisbtender5992
    @chrisbtender5992 Рік тому +4

    The 10 million dollar studio thing was hilarious fr

  • @Eiffiel
    @Eiffiel Рік тому +1

    Jordan latching onto that "hounding Jeff" line is killing me

  • @kev_whatev
    @kev_whatev Рік тому +63

    Jarvis your hair is incredible and you’ve inspired me to let mine fro out. Of course mine is like a puffy whiteboy fro but we’re all doing our best out here

    • @jaqsre
      @jaqsre Рік тому +22

      this is so wholesome

    • @Gothicrift
      @Gothicrift Рік тому +20

      You go Kevin ❤ be proud of your look! ❤❤

    • @KatEeked
      @KatEeked Рік тому +9

      All FROS are great! An afro, a jew-fro or a white boy fro. Rock it on Kevin, you're a star

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +1

      If you've had short hair for a while and don’t condition, remember to buy a conditioner! You could also scrunch some gel in wet hair after washing to help define the curls ❤ If you've been doing these things, rock on, but if you haven’t, it will make your curls really nice!

  • @kev_whatev
    @kev_whatev Рік тому +26

    It legit makes me mad that he’s so good at pro wrestling

  • @fwied-egg
    @fwied-egg Рік тому +5

    The one guy “please im just reading the questions bro dont get mad at me” saying that people dont care about logans rich feelings when they are living paycheck to paycheck and he lost them money, then asking what logans feelings are on that. That whole question lead up 💀

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +1

      When ur trying to ask ur own questions through the veneer of it being someone else asking it

  • @RiaxaraCo
    @RiaxaraCo Рік тому +5

    “When we were in the spa in Qatar” 💀💀💀

  • @noshtin4864
    @noshtin4864 Рік тому +4

    "We wanted this to be the next pokemon, so we hired a well known, at the very least, shady person from the pokemon card community"

  • @jillybear3241
    @jillybear3241 Рік тому +11

    literally this dude is so wack im crying. Hes one of those dudes who doesnt listen to what people say at all and just goes off and cries "Im being blamed for everything and I'm suing" when that was LITERALLY never said LMAO coffee really only accused the dude of being stupid!

  • @ohioella
    @ohioella Рік тому +57

    bruh how does someone this unlikable have this many scandals n still have a career? like he's rich enough, can he just disappear to puerto rico so i don't have to hear about logan paul drama in 2023 😭

    • @BiroLaertes
      @BiroLaertes Рік тому +24

      Why would you push him on poor Puerto Rico? The kind people there don't deserve to be subjected to Logan Paul's existence.... No one does...

    • @skykirby
      @skykirby Рік тому +6

      @@BiroLaertes send him to the bermuda triangle😭

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella Рік тому +7

      Please don't stick Puerto Rico with these brothers! They've already caused havoc there driving on the beaches and potentially damaging sea turtle nests. PR doesn't want them.

    • @ohioella
      @ohioella Рік тому +12

      @@Caldella shit y'all are right, he should go back to ohio

    • @lvly_alia
      @lvly_alia Рік тому

      cause he made prime with ksi to 'make up'. i love ksi i think he's amazing but man i hate logan sm

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 Рік тому +3

    I can't with the fact that they apparently edited this podcast but didn't cut out Logan not getting the $10 million studio joke. He's so out of touch, I'm dying.

  • @rn2787
    @rn2787 Рік тому +8

    Wait he thinks Coffeezilla was serious about the studio bit? Jesus Christ Logan needs to stop boxing.

    • @LostStarzOfTheSky
      @LostStarzOfTheSky Рік тому +5

      That guy just going "i think it was a joke" is not paid enough

  • @nancybetters6243
    @nancybetters6243 Рік тому +11

    Thus is the funniest shit in a long time 😭 I cannot wait till coffe drops his video 😩

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому +4

    I absolutely love the likes vs. dislikes. I really hope this makes an impact that hurts his business & future scams.

  • @felisazure1820
    @felisazure1820 Рік тому +11

    I honestly think Logan keeps mentioning the money because that and "they're still coming!" might be the only defenses he has left. I also found Logan trying to frame Coffee as a manipulative storyteller super telling, because, if I watched some of these not knowing anything about the situation or Logan as a person, I'd probably just believe him. He comes off as that sincere despite it all.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Рік тому +6

      I think he actually might believe his own bullshit, which is why it comes off as sincere? Like he still doesn’t get it was a scam?

    • @felisazure1820
      @felisazure1820 Рік тому

      @@JasminMiettunen Yeah I'd believe that honestly. Both the brothers come off as very naive in the worst ways. Like they genuinely don't educate themselves enough to the point of being jerks.

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt Рік тому +3

    One of the big reasons that Logan took the video down, is the Zach thing was expunged information. Legally, Logan wasn't allowed to share it publicly. "Didn't you do any background checks Stephen?" Yes Logan, and this wasn't available because it was EXPUNGED. It was no longer relevant, and it was also incredibly inaccurate with how you shared it. Another youtuber actually messaged Zach and got more of the story, and it was not a liquor store robbery, and it was over 20 years ago. Court would literally tear Logan apart for that alone.

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar Рік тому +5

    "Am I a scammer? I asked a scammer their opinion!"

  • @dsdots
    @dsdots Рік тому +3

    19:30 just zoom into Logs' head and it's that clip of milk spilling from Spongebob

  • @chuckmcluckin6082
    @chuckmcluckin6082 Рік тому +4

    Eddy Burback said it best in Jacksfilms' Apology Video Quiz, when he joked (as Logan), "People didn't like it last time when I was sad, so this time I'll try getting angry."

  • @eliselapuce
    @eliselapuce Рік тому +7

    I'm sorry, HOW is Impaulsive unmonetized as it CLEARLY has a product Paul sells front and center displayed on that coffee table?

  • @thanadesashina1552
    @thanadesashina1552 Рік тому +1

    Avatar the last airbender has a whole system based on merging animals together and while not being the central part of the show at all they look amazing

  • @stickinug
    @stickinug Рік тому +8

    I love the actual realzoo game. Girurtle is the best 🦒+🐢

  • @BrendanJones101
    @BrendanJones101 Рік тому +5

    someone should create a logan paul bingo card

  • @mayuthekitsune3306
    @mayuthekitsune3306 Рік тому +6

    On the one hand logan deleted the video.... on the other hes on twitter saying andrew tate ass "THE MATRIX IS AFTER ME" shit so like, no he hasnt learned his lesson, he just realized the video made him look stupid and is gonna go another route to claim he wasnt scamming people after being caught scamming people multiple times

  • @htmlephant
    @htmlephant Рік тому +7

    i looked at the cryptozoo designs and holy shit. genuinely so ugly. and a DECENT amount of them look like overused/copied/ripoff designs that have been floating around the internet for ages (the elephant with butterfly ears, etc, stuff that everyone's already photoshopped to hell and back and has no originality to it) and it's so bad. imagine spending like 400 bucks on a fugly jpeg of a poorly shopped slothllama.

  • @RealPotatoNoFlakes
    @RealPotatoNoFlakes Рік тому +3

    Trying to decide if I’m more irritated by Logan Paul speaking or my dying smoke alarm beeping incessantly

  • @hellothereangelface
    @hellothereangelface Рік тому +4

    This is sooo funny and the art part got me. Why wouldn’t they make cartoon looking animals? Why did they make them realistic? How would that ever look ok. They should of realized that ahead of time 😂 but Logan Paul is just saying “do you know how hard it is to make that look good” like duh?

  • @Yaniner
    @Yaniner Рік тому +4

    Logan is literally shooting the messenger

  • @LunaTheServiceDoodle
    @LunaTheServiceDoodle Рік тому +5

    Logan's podcast: How To Be A Narcissist

  • @JinStreams
    @JinStreams 6 місяців тому +1

    Hard to believe he could win a defamation lawsuit. Nothing can hurt your reputation more than the japanese forest video

  • @synthiandrakon
    @synthiandrakon Рік тому +2

    every game dev on earth will laugh at the idea that 7 months is a long time to work on a game, especially since we know he was certainly not doing it full time, hell id be shocked if it was in the top 5 things he prioritised

  • @zerogravy7446
    @zerogravy7446 2 місяці тому

    Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one.

  • @asherlewis5974
    @asherlewis5974 Рік тому

    all i could think whenever logan talked was just 'wow, someone bought a thesaurus'. He keeps using the biggest words he can think of as if it makes his point valid

  • @angelicaspages
    @angelicaspages Рік тому +1

    17:58 I really thought he was about to channel the Dhar Man voice

  • @PlagueDragonRat
    @PlagueDragonRat Рік тому +6

    Jordan with the Yikes! merch!

  • @eric8764
    @eric8764 4 місяці тому +1

    Wait you're telling me this is edited, but they didn't edit out the Germany moment. That's wild.

  • @kjaxthegrate
    @kjaxthegrate Рік тому +1

    I love that Logan is clearly trying to get Coffeezilla on Impaulsive to surround him with his own people and hopefully intimidate him. It seems to me that Logan is trying to unbalance Coffeezilla so that he doesn't have to try and stand up to scrutiny.

  • @BudgetNudist64
    @BudgetNudist64 Рік тому +1

    The last minutes, the guy is like "You're like Germany fighting a war on two fronts" and I assumed he made the face because he's comparing this other guy to Nazi Germany? lmao

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel Рік тому

    30:55 Jordan looking up and going “who the fuck is that?” 🤣