Jesus Was A Mushroom By Darryl Cherney

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2025

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  • @seomonster4389
    @seomonster4389 5 років тому +24

    The pope smokes dope - so it is also possible that jesus was a mushrom.

    • @IndyDefense
      @IndyDefense 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ymT4kJqRX9w/v-deo.html

    • @PlaviStrumf
      @PlaviStrumf 3 роки тому +2

      if the pope had any sense he would come out on to the balcony of his and say something like this
      "people of earth,let me tell you about the fuckary you endured ...

  • @lonelysun2847
    @lonelysun2847 4 роки тому +10

    I'm singing this at Christmas

  • @agenttimetraveler9960
    @agenttimetraveler9960 3 роки тому +11

    Great Song!
    The Mana that nourishes his People

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 5 років тому +31

    Graham Hancock brought me down this rabbit hole. So glad he did.

    • @Paranoid-Philosopher
      @Paranoid-Philosopher  5 років тому +6

      It was the very same for me when i posted this video, I believe..
      It was Gramham or Joe Rogan that put me down that rabbit hole, a while back! Lol.😂

    • @hispanichipstervlogs8971
      @hispanichipstervlogs8971 4 роки тому +1

      Same bro

    • @saxglend9439
      @saxglend9439 3 роки тому +2

      The Bhagavad GIta is a magic mushroom experience.

    • @daturanights
      @daturanights 2 роки тому

      Same!

  • @Libbobobo
    @Libbobobo 3 роки тому +9

    This is pure gold.

  • @yvonnebelcastro
    @yvonnebelcastro 5 місяців тому +1

    Jesus was a mushrom oohhhh 🍄🍄🍄🍄 Tanks Angelo Allegro 🙏🙏

  • @AliciaNew
    @AliciaNew 4 роки тому +9

    one of my favorite videos on the internet... Allegro was a damn hero.

  • @SkopTeocratico
    @SkopTeocratico 11 років тому +6

    Faantastiiic song!

  • @TheKevlar622
    @TheKevlar622 Рік тому

    Amen brother!

  • @pizzahutlovinhulk
    @pizzahutlovinhulk 9 років тому +33

    a fungus among us lol

  • @antonior4217
    @antonior4217 5 років тому +9

    Oh I get it! Jesus is a fungi(fun guy)!

  • @funguscordyceps6150
    @funguscordyceps6150 4 роки тому +9

    I mean talking to god and seeing angels is kinda trippy 😎

  • @yam8259
    @yam8259 2 роки тому +3

    JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM
    Words and Music by Darryl Cherney
    There was a (G) scholar from (C) England
    He (G) got a call from the (C) Pope
    He said (G) "Come on down to the (C) Vatican
    To (D) analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls"
    For (G) twenty years he (C) labored
    All (G) alone in a little (C) room
    And (G) when he came out he (D) promptly pronounced
    That (C) Jesus was a (G) mushroom
    Chorus:
    (G) Jesus was a (C) mushroom, uh (G) huh
    (G) Jesus was a mushroom, uh (D) huh
    He was a (G) fungus (C) among us
    (G) Born in a manger's (C) dung
    (G) Jesus was a (D) mushroom, uh, (G) huh
    Now as you can imagine
    This did not please the pope
    Who said "John M. Allegro
    You've been smoking too much dope"
    But John, he said "Your holiness
    You and I are both adults
    And the etymology clearly shows
    The apostles were a mushroom cult"
    Chorus
    So how do you think that he walked on the water
    How do you think that he raised the dead
    It was just folks hallucinating
    On the mushrooms they was fed
    Why do you think that the Roman's feared him
    Why do you think he was crucified
    But you can not kill our savior
    You just hang him up to dry!
    Chorus

    • @AssistantLeaflet
      @AssistantLeaflet 7 місяців тому

      You are a god. I was just thinking about learning this song.

  • @charlye1607
    @charlye1607 9 років тому +29

    it's not a joke.. jesus was a mushroom. I

    • @stefanpavlovic4534
      @stefanpavlovic4534 6 років тому +5

      Not only he was mushroom, he was a gay mushroom.

    • @netofindra
      @netofindra 5 років тому

      @@stefanpavlovic4534
      I beg to differ.
      2 names: Mary Magdalene.

    • @stacylangley8354
      @stacylangley8354 3 роки тому

      @@netofindra Why do you say Mary Magdeline?

    • @AntonChanning
      @AntonChanning 3 роки тому +2

      @@netofindra Mary Magdelen was just Judas Iscariots drag name.

    • @saxglend9439
      @saxglend9439 3 роки тому +2

      Krishna and Christ are mushrooms.

  • @BrettHoustonTube
    @BrettHoustonTube 6 років тому +8

    To be fair he was also a sunbeam.

  • @helendancelot
    @helendancelot Рік тому +1

    Would be interesting to know where the pictures were sourced

  • @sonnydee1547
    @sonnydee1547 4 місяці тому

    YHWH

  • @crystal-tyme974
    @crystal-tyme974 3 роки тому +1

    Fun Guy! Lol!

  • @KA9KREW
    @KA9KREW 4 роки тому +6

    my people!!!!! joe rogan sent me