Mom: “Oh honey, look at our little girl! She’s playing war with her teddy bears and My Little Pony figurines! Isn’t that precious?” *This entire clip playing in said little girl’s head.*
"the blood of a unicorn can make you immortal. Even if your a second away from death. But at a cost. As soon as the blood touches your lips. You live the life of a half blood.
Suddenly it makes sense how in "The Witcher" universe, elves struggled in a war with unicorns, ones that could teleport and cause wounds that never heal
Fucker suffered the worse and in exchange of seeing everyone around him die in agonizing ways possible, he was abandoned by both the government and public, as if he wanted the war to happen and join in.
If UA-cam keeps showing this to kids, then everyone will spamfully tag them in various posts telling them not to show it to kids (thus including in Twitter posts)
The aesthetics of this video gives me the same vibes as waking up from a deep sleep as a kid the first few times and trying to keep up with whatever random low budget show Adult Swim was showing at the dead of night, but it was always so unique you couldn’t help but try to watch the madness unfold.
"It's called unicorn wars. I was babysitting a friend's 6 year old daughter and I put this on for her and went to help her brother with his homework, I came back like half an hour later and saw a teddy bears tripping on drugs and hacking each other's limbs off. I'm not allowed to babysit anymore." - someone I saw on Instagram
The duality is interesting that both brothers were absorbed to make man one soul kind and loving the other violent and cruel just like the duality of man everyone has the choice to do good or bad dark and light exists in everything as well as human beings
I'm suddenly having flashbacks of a certain green bear thing with a split personality and a bunch of other cuddly characters that are apparently immortal. Can't imagine why 🦄
Imagine where, as a form of karma, the beast at the end were to tell Bluey "actions have consequences" before consuming him. A nod to when Bluey said the same thing to Coco before killing him
Man the battle was a missed opportunity to show pike and shot formations. The bears have spears and gun powder so it would fit in their lore. Long enough pikes could protect the arquebusiers from the unicorns charge attacks. Using volley fire, they could lay down almost continuous fire that would make up for the inaccuracy and slow rate of fire. Those generals really didn't want to win the war.
Goliath: sister how did this happened!?!😨 Elliot: i don’t know all I do know is that this morning I was going to see the bears and unicorns are doing and I looked in the bears they all death then I realized blue and his brother are gone 😰 Tora: so are telling me they’re dead too😱 Elliot: I don’t know 😰
If the bears can make the spears into Pikes, Then use it in a Formation, It would be a death sentence if you charge into it as of shown in Unicorn wars, The unicorn can only Charge on the opponent The bears have many reasons to Win the war but there fear, Dis coordination and want to kill the unicorns lead to there down fall.
Mom: “Oh honey, look at our little girl! She’s playing war with her teddy bears and My Little Pony figurines! Isn’t that precious?”
*This entire clip playing in said little girl’s head.*
OMG NO XD
BRO😂😂😂
@@stephenfang2764 yey she looks so cute playing with her little friends
It also might explain why god in the Unicorn Wars world is hand with an eye
Her lore:
Ah..just like old times, just watching happy tree friends as an 7 yr old kid
That show still hunts me down till this day.
I watched happy tree friends when I was 5 💀
Same
@@GoldRetriever my dumbass thought your reply was 12 years ago
I hate Happy Tree Friends
I love how after so mutch chaos, there's just a small scene with a small frog dieing by a rock
*much (now if you aren’t changing it (not that I am telling you to) I am ignoring this comment if you get mad…
@@taco_kirb you legit read his comment
@@polandballrbx9954 Ik ik •_•
@@polandballrbx9954 just trying not to cause drama •_•
@@taco_kirbky
"the blood of a unicorn can make you immortal. Even if your a second away from death. But at a cost. As soon as the blood touches your lips. You live the life of a half blood.
Isn't this from Harry Potter and the philosopher's/sorcerer's stone
Don't you know? Psychologicality?
It's from Percy Jackson
Suddenly it makes sense how in "The Witcher" universe, elves struggled in a war with unicorns, ones that could teleport and cause wounds that never heal
Seriously? Damn... I would understand why the people in the Witcher-verse would have some prejudice against unicorns, then. :-S
God to love it when creative people look at something cute and cuddly and think "But what if *Peace was never an option* ?"
Plot twist: This is what really happened to flippy
I mean it would explain the military background and the knife combat maybe he came from a different military group
True
Fucker suffered the worse and in exchange of seeing everyone around him die in agonizing ways possible, he was abandoned by both the government and public, as if he wanted the war to happen and join in.
You have watched HTF right you know what actually happened to him right
🙂
They would have had a fighting chance if they use guns but it turns out they probably didn't figure that out they only use bows and arrows
Sir, the artilery and grenades already kill more bears then Unicorns. We do not want another USA on our hands....
Yet they have grenades and canons.
@@r.d.ramirez9157 Canons were created before guns
@@randomnobody8713 and grenades were made after guns
@@Omnidex8.0 there were grenades when muskets were being used
Happy free friends but if they had a stronger animation budget
Yeah, I love myself some happy free friends:)
yeah and actually good
LOL ur so right hahahahaa😂😂😂
Is it me or is everyone just gonna ignore the part where the frog was the fastest one to die?
Rip frogge
Frogs are beautiful creatures so they deserve the quickest and least painful deaths
@@playbetter7937 true
@@playbetter7937frogge.
This is like some Family guy cutaway joke taken seriously yet brilliantly
1:32 got me good
Then we see a fucking coup
Your comment, I seen it just before I saw it. 🎉
Spanish voice actors are really underrated..
Finally, a show of how flippy got his ptsd from the war against unicorns.
(Fliqpy mostly uses the knife so that's quite close on that show)
It's a movie.
I love the HTF style, imagine flippy ptsd get out of this
Edit: thx for the 267 likes
im totally not a stupid gigachad, help me get out of this stupid world ;-;
@@joshymont1291 you are totally not a guy whit a higher self-confidence
Lmao,thought the same
@@joshymont1291 no
@@dimasthefox9410 ''no.''
Lieutenant Bluey was such a good addition. The generals thought they could play dice with people’s lives and Bluey was their reward.
Parent: aww, look at him playing with the bears and unicorns!
The kid’s imagination:
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If UA-cam keeps showing this to kids, then everyone will spamfully tag them in various posts telling them not to show it to kids (thus including in Twitter posts)
Meh it's normal for moralist to pretend to be the defenders of the innocence and then you remember 80% of creepypasta fandom are children's
If the children see this, how will we get them to sign up for military service? Won't somebody think of the cannon fodder!?
It feels like a love letter for all who have watched HTF. I love it.
The aesthetics of this video gives me the same vibes as waking up from a deep sleep as a kid the first few times and trying to keep up with whatever random low budget show Adult Swim was showing at the dead of night, but it was always so unique you couldn’t help but try to watch the madness unfold.
Yeah, but for me you start listening and it actually ends up having a good story
I really like the metal death show that would scare me awake…the trauma i gleamed from it was fascinating to my mind.
@@JustCharlesBro That was most likely Metalocalypse, I would watch that almost every night it came on when I was in high school.
This is basically napoleon war if human were bears and horse are unicorn
I remember the original version, Unicorn's Blood it was called, very short, but good in it's own right
It's available in the US, right?
@@RealSirMikay it's on youtube
Bambi meets Apocalypse Now is such a fitting description lmfao
I’m disappointed that no one ripped off a unicorn horn and used it against the unicorns.
U know its bad if UA-cam gives us warnings
This was dark… AND I LOVED IT!!! >:)
Edit: MOM HOLY FUCK!!!!
Same❤I wish more movies like this to come
Btw I laughed at this scene😂 2:16
Its not that dark…
I'm cumming~
Lois
Ahh~
You know its bad when you have a warning before watching
As someone whos mom showed me Sausage Party i can already see someones parent making their child watch this without watching it first
"It's called unicorn wars. I was babysitting a friend's 6 year old daughter and I put this on for her and went to help her brother with his homework, I came back like half an hour later and saw a teddy bears tripping on drugs and hacking each other's limbs off. I'm not allowed to babysit anymore." - someone I saw on Instagram
@@jacobdaniel6135 HELP??? 😭😭
For a fact, Azulin didn't died in the end, he just forged and absorbed with gordi and transformed into a human.
Fatty would be a good name in english.
My daughter: oh
Tori: are you say it he not died
The duality is interesting that both brothers were absorbed to make man one soul kind and loving the other violent and cruel just like the duality of man everyone has the choice to do good or bad dark and light exists in everything as well as human beings
So he killed many and didn't even pay for his actions?
Soldiers: goes on a mission to find missing soldiers.
Also soldiers: *ah yes,* we needed those larvas so we can get high as fuck 🗿👍
1:50 Bonus Opinion
During this part there was 10,000 Deaths as extra
I was thinking bluey was really petty to his mother but tbh I would rather die like tubby and blueys mom rather than any other bear or unicorn 😂
Gonna Love The Happy Tree FriendsXCare BearsXMy Little Pony
Collab
i'm gonna be honest, this is more creepier and gorier than happy tree friends-
I'm suddenly having flashbacks of a certain green bear thing with a split personality and a bunch of other cuddly characters that are apparently immortal. Can't imagine why 🦄
1:32 NOOOOOOOO NOT THE FROG HE WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE MOVIE AND SO IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT WHYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
0:22 that weed brownie Was a bad idea
2:53 that weed is kicking in again
All I’m say is, the creators of this haven’t slept in a very long time
And they said animation was only for children 💀
For a Spanish production, this has an engaging and strong story.
Thats kind a racist
@@capitanforster It's not tho?
What do you mean with "For a Spanish production"?
Do you assume that Spanish productions are not at the level of the Hollywood ones in general terms?
@@capitanforster Wouldn't that be xenophobic? Spanish isn't a race
Ouch...
THIS IS THE NEXT GENERATION OF HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
That’s a lot of violence! This is so similar to Happy Tree Friends
When you cross Care Bears with All Quiet on the Western Front.
This is more violent than happy tree friends
The way they animated it so smoothly makes it more satisfying to see
(And yes, I like cute simple cartoon animal characters dying)
2:52 that’s the sound of karma taking you to hell azulin
Taking him to a worst fate, humanity itself.
1:31 the best death lol
y?
@@Heavenirafunny
@@VoltureZahrani yes!
@@VoltureZahrani no, it’s not my favorite character to die you fu-
@@Samuel-wn2ko frog
Lastima q esta obra no se dio a conocer mas :(
Aún es relativamente nueva, si le hacen un doblaje al inglés como a Psiconautas la peli llegaría a más gente.
Creo que tiene un mes apenas y si está recibiendo el reconocimiento que se merece.
Espero que tenga más doblajes para que llegue a más partes.
Dale tiempo.
Happy tree friends: the sequel 💀
I watched this soon after it came out while on vacation and had a dream about it that night lmao
The frog one💀
Imagine where, as a form of karma, the beast at the end were to tell Bluey "actions have consequences" before consuming him. A nod to when Bluey said the same thing to Coco before killing him
No wonder how Flippy flips out most of the time
They have Grenades but no Guns
If I recall, in the movie, it is implied that they were recently discovering ways to use gunpowder.
Fun fact: there are 507 deaths in total in this movie.
0:12
Is absolutely terrifying
1:03
O O
0
Flippy : guns?
Bears : no. Knife
1:37 OMG SANS FROM A HIT GAME UNDERTALE IS THERE😲
So in that movie has a alot of bad ending so everyone died in that movie
I don't think Azulin died, he probably got transformed into a human.
the frog getting squashed by the trap rock was the most brutal...
Man the battle was a missed opportunity to show pike and shot formations. The bears have spears and gun powder so it would fit in their lore. Long enough pikes could protect the arquebusiers from the unicorns charge attacks. Using volley fire, they could lay down almost continuous fire that would make up for the inaccuracy and slow rate of fire. Those generals really didn't want to win the war.
Wow happy tree friends got a movie? Sick
Why am I even watching this...
Why can't I stop watching this...?
2:17 they never heard of pike formation, did they?
Dang, I thought I've seen everything, but that... Is a whole new level that definitely describes the word brutality.
First thing i watched today, now makes me feel like a war vet
2:51
"Although for ONE of you, The darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the Devil waiting, Old Friend."
“You’ll find more cheer in a graveyard”
- Gimli
Plot twist: this is where Flippy came from and ditched to the military.
Thank god the bears never recruited Flippy from Happy Tree Friends
Nah Flippy is a one bear Army.
Goliath: sister how did this happened!?!😨
Elliot: i don’t know all I do know is that this morning I was going to see the bears and unicorns are doing and I looked in the bears they all death then I realized blue and his brother are gone 😰
Tora: so are telling me they’re dead too😱
Elliot: I don’t know 😰
I would have loved if this was a full series
SAME!! it needed more exploration
This is an Oscar movie!
Thanks for the video, i didn't see movie
All Quiet on the Care Bear Front
The care bears fought the unicorns in verdun
my little pony + care bears + the tree house friends = unicorn wars❤
Happy tree friends*
it's happy tree friends
@@Cloud_hair ok we know
THE TREE HOUSE FRIENDS ☠️
They age restricted this now
Oh wow this is just like a higher budget Happy Tree Friends!
But Better since actual plot.
HTF's backstory for flippy is good but this works as an AU timeline
Love it Keep it up😊
This is the reason its rare seeing a unicorn these days
Lady Amalthea be like ….. Fuck!
2:42 2:46 golden chainsaw
reminds me of htf (happy tree friends)
me too!!
But darker twist
Me: mom can we watch mlp?
Mom:we have mlp at home
Mlp at home:
SHIT THAT SCENE WAS SO SMOOTH 1:34
Me thinking Unicron wars is kid friendly*watches the video* 👀
god lord, this is horrific, traumatizing even!
must be a pretty good show?
i think it not that scary
after watch: war is bad, war is bad, war is bad, pls erase my memory :*(((((
if Flippy the PTSD dude joined this war i'm sure they are all dead
POV me trying to impress a woman. "Yeah I am just watching a foreign film"
The unicorns deserve it for making a blue bear ugly
2:05 ok but why are the 2 other unicorns malnourished in this scene?
When Carl Johnson, Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder Watching Unicorn War
Ryder: Oh my Gosh! This is like World War 2 and Happy Tree Friends! 😦
This reminds me so much of happy tree friends
If the bears can make the spears into Pikes,
Then use it in a Formation,
It would be a death sentence if you charge into it as of shown in Unicorn wars, The unicorn can only Charge on the opponent
The bears have many reasons to Win the war but there fear, Dis coordination and want to kill the unicorns lead to there down fall.
the one with the frog left me traumatized
It’s like if Care Bears and My Little Pony had a baby
This is how I imagined the nerf wars I went to
I think there’s something wrong with me
看起來就像是 那種會把自己看到的東西美化的精神狀態的人 參加完一場殘酷的戰爭後 把看到的東西畫出來一樣
If the Vietnam War was this kid friendly
YOU call this KID FRIENDLY??