Roseanne: Darlene Bails Dan out of Jail 💵💸 (My most watched video)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Episode- Crime and Punishment Part 2
She's rescued her dad... They don't mention how she got to the jail... I think that she went there... In the cold... Riding on a zebra... 🍦❄🐎🦓
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I always loved Dan's reaction when he hears Darlene's voice😂😂😂😂
It's great. We all know Darlene a would be the one you least wanted coming lol.. and funnier because Dan and Darlene were always thick as ticks. Closest relationship out of all the kids
I loved that. I also loved how when darlene comes up to the cell she just stood there silent for a second not saying anything
I think Dan secretly finding this whole exchange funny
@@quarf53206she was soaking it in
Yep, that "God, here it comes..." feeling in your gut.
She had that one wholesome moment when she tells Dan about what he did being awesome, then had to go back to being snarky.
@silkandstones5964 more less arouse suspensions
Of course. It's Darlene after all.
Dan: I don’t have time for this!
Darlene: oh I think you do!
“Organizing the candle light vigil” 😂😂😂😂
Come on Darlene, I don't have time for this.
Ohhhh, I think you do. lol
"we have a new daddy now..."
“It’s coming out of your allowance”
“NOW!!!” Dan was the best 😂
Also sounds like something Leslie Winkle would say to Sheldon.
Why does this feel like actors are real father and daughter in the scene everything was right on point
Lol he was all prepared to dig in and eat then Darlene's voice appears
She grew up with him, he is like a Father.
@@streamofconsciousness5826 very very good point right on appreciate the info
bro this show came out in the 80s .. John has watched these kids grow up
he is a second dad to them
so yeah it kinda is a father and daughter
One of Darlene's finest moments
Absouletely she was hilarious in this scene😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Darlene has waited for this moment!!! One of my most favorites!!!
She has. Like I said the delivery for this scene by Darlene was absolutely perfect😂😂😂😂😂.
Absolutely love this scene. Every line is delivered perfectly
Mom says we have a new daddy now 😏😏😏 gets me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 everytime!!
"Oh, I think you do." I love this scene! 😂
Me too. Well Well Well. I think in this scene you imagined me behind those bars and not you. Dan: Darlene I don’t have time for this. Oh I think you do😂😂😂😂😂Mommy days we have a new daddy😂😂😂😂😂
1:27 minutes where the writing and the acting were sheer perfection. Thank you for uploading.
Dans reaction to Darlene being there was off the charts😂😂😂😂😂Oh man😂😂😂😂😂😂
This scene is hysterical. Darlene is one of the best characters in sitcom history!!!!
I wanted so badly to be Darlene when I was a kid.
Dan is thinking “Oh God no! I’d rather have it be Becky than this smart ass!”
No, he's thinking "I'd rather be going to the electric chair".
I was just thinking that myself 😂😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣 right
"Oh my God. What will she say?" You know a sitcom is top tier when the audience is laughing big because of a character's arrival. The same thing happened when the Golden Girls had to be bailed out by Sophia.
Darlene was hilarious in this scene. She was. The delivery in this scene despite the seriousness of the situation was perfect.
I was in situation like Dan and each one of my kids, five in total came up to me and gave me advice as they walked away. My wife came up to me. I had tears coming down my eyes and she said what’s happening and I told her we have great kids. Glory be the name of God.
I love Darlene she is my favorite and she is funny and sweet smile towards her dad
You pictured yourself on the other side of those bars.😂👌
Dan was like oh great here comes big mouth 😂
Right😂😂😂😂😂😂
Their chemistry was so great.
Organizing a candlelight vigil
Haha the Black sheep of the family saving the Goody two shoes dad!
“Oh man!!!”
Dans reaction has me crying lmfao 😂 🤣 🥴 💀 ⚰️
Loved Dan's silent reaction😂
Dan: oh God! Why her?! Get my chair and sponge ready
This is the funniest scene of the entire Roseanne show. I must have watched it a million times and I laugh everytime :)
No no, the best was when Jackie called about her dads death.
And the scene where they get high 😆
@@TheHalloweenKing , I nearly died laughing when Jackie kept saying Into the phone, Dad is gone, he’s passed away, dad is dead, and Roseanne is hiding her head. Then Jackie said you are not going to make me do that again 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@thebeeshow6496 , oh yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Dan what kind of a mother am I? I don’t even know where I sent my kid😂😂😂😂😂
This is good. But Jackie's phone call after her dad died was the best. Then , Darlene and Molly go to the concert, and when they got high
Lol…my dad used to tell me that the only reason he put up with my smart mouth is because he knows I got it from him. This scene always reminds me of him.
I love how they made her character a little Rosanne and they bumped heads so much because they were so much alike… every mother and daughter problem 🤣🤣🤣
I work at a jail and if this could happen I would be laughing and like hold up you made my day also I think you dropped this $20.00
This is, without a doubt, my favorite scene in the entire show. XD
This is one of my favorite scenes from this sbow.This and the scene where DJ has the brilliant idea to deal with that bully.
Darlene got the job because she's just like Dan, complete with the mouth.
I agree. Darlene was so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
Darlene got her mouth from Roseanne
Gotta be one of my two favorite scenes from the show.
This episode is particularly good there's only one way to deal with such a problem and Dan dealt with it the only way that there is to deal with it
I remember bailing my cousin’s husband out of jail the same thing happened hahah
I want to know how the guy at the desk wasn’t 😂🤣💀 at that point…kudos to him!
This was one of the best episodes
Darlene was the best character on the show ❤❤❤❤
This is comedy GOLD!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my oldest son. everything he can do to get under my skin, he does with proficiency.
And his hand is magically all healed up
I mean it's been a hour or so. He didn't break it.
@seppukumouse8005 An hour, without ice, would just mean it would be far more swollen, bruised and painful than before.
It would take at least a day, probably two, for it to even begin properly healing - especially for a man of Dan's (supposed) age and health profile.
I love this scene...you can REALLY see the joy in Darlene's face when she knows she's going to be able to crack-some jokes on her dad's expense now that he's 'booked' lol! 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
If I was Dan I would rather stay in jail than be anywhere that Darlene is.
Make no mistake, John Goodman, who played Dan Conner was the heart and soul of that show in its original run.
“Oh I think you do” 😆😆😆
Great stuff. I was a smart ass just like Darlene
I love how even the studio audience reaction could be translated to "oh man, here we go!" the moment they see Darlene round the corner.
My all time favorite episode of Roseanne.
Yep, that looks says it all with Dan It looks like I should. I thought that they couldn’t possibly get any worse.
Darlene's character was the best back in the day😅 I remember this episode so well😅
The bag lunch is a nice detail 😢😂
Darlene and Dan had such a strange relationship for father and daughter. They were more like siblings.
This show had some great acting
Miss the old days
She waiting on this moment
I had a major crush on her when I was a kid
Loved this episode what he say if I remember correctly ouch ouch my head lol
0:07
Dan be like: DAMNIT!
Man this show was the best back in the day. 😂
Still crack up years later 😂😂😂
Love it! 😂
This is way better than "the Conners"
I loved Sara Gilbert back then and still do now!
Imagine... the year is 2022... and we STILL have people not only recording their T.Vs... but even worse... not putting the phone/camera on a stand so it doesn't shake all over the place.
It's 2023
Tag me when you post a better version lol 😂
@@YoungABBALover2046 and that helps?
@@ashleyshaw6199 Ashley Shaw
This was hilarious!
John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
This was one of the best episodes.
I wish I could find a quality clip of this
Darlene lmao
I was like oh wow you just knew Darlene was going to give her dad a hard time. Darlene I don’t have time for this, oh I think you do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Give me the money now!
I love it.
If I had a kid .... it would be a Darlene. That’s why I don’t have any kids
Darlene had some of the best lines on the show, but she crossed the line of meanness too many times. Roseanne is a smart-ass, too, but her kindness shows through. Roseanne is like 50% Darlene and 50% Jackie.
@@koreanjesus1983 , Darlene could be super sarcastic but too mean too. Yes 50%Darlene and 50% Jackie for sure though.
I am surprised that the network allowed this camera work to fly.
um it's a video taken of a tv
@ 1:08 Put the father in prison and the State is the new father, this system is not new.
How did this video get so popular!? 😂
This reminds me of a time my brother called me from jail and I asked what he was doing.He said time, I didn't get it so yelled time you dumbass!! 😂 😂 😅
Sarah Gilbert is way better as Darlene on Roseanne than she is as Lesly on Big Bang theory. This is not that I will always see her as Darlene( the actress does not work
I agree she wasn’t good as Lesly on Big Bang Theory at all. She is perfect as Darlene as she grew up as a smart mouthed teenager. She fit the typical prototype of what a teenager was in the 90s.
Someone let their 8 year old use a phone to record.
How is that cop doing paperwork not rolling
This should be titled Parkinson simulation
Darlene used to be soooo good.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great camera work by Michael J. Fox
Dan could do it.
How many times does UA-cam shove a video that you tell it you don't want back in your queue? They've done it 7 times with this video. Their record, for as long as I've been counting, is 10. What's funny is that I'm no fan of Roseanne.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My most viewed video is from Workaholics and I think it hasn't been copyright struck cuz I recorded it like u 😂
AND MANY OF YOU SAY SHE DESERVED THAT SLAP FROM AUNT JACKIE...WHEN I FOUND BECKY TO BE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS ONE
Lol my zoe
Back when the show was funny.
In jail where he should be
i hate this woman.
I don’t like Darlene. Sarcastic rude and disrespectful to authority.
In other words…a teenager? The character she was hired to be? 😏🙄
The absolute last person he would have wanted to bail him out lmfao.
She's absolutely dead on right about hospitals.
They don't care about your pride or professional well-being. Sometimes, they won't even treat you at all.
They'll bill you, though.
Ever hear of a tripod? I'm getting motion sickness trying to watch this (nyuk nyuk).
Hard to believe all these people turned on Roseanne during the re-boot. All scumbags.
Ay Caramba