Tig Notaro & Jon Dore Deconstruct Goldilocks | CONAN on TBS

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  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee333 8 років тому +2223

    "Where did you get that cheese!?" - "Things are goin' pretty good for me."

    • @gamebrahman
      @gamebrahman 8 років тому +91

      +Jessica Lee Then Conan is eating cheese a minute later, lol

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 6 років тому +28

      I want this on a t shirt

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 роки тому +1

      3:57

  • @reizig
    @reizig 2 роки тому +94

    This bit was brilliant.
    The cut to Conan eating his own piece of cheese was gold. GOLD.

  • @LostUnicorn29
    @LostUnicorn29 9 років тому +709

    _"Help?!... She broke into the house."_
    hahahahahahaha

  • @bananaear
    @bananaear 9 років тому +508

    "Where did you get that cheese?"
    "Things are going pretty good for me."

  • @timbeaux1
    @timbeaux1 9 років тому +272

    Tig eating the cheese is my favorite moment of all time

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 9 років тому +262

    This is the best talk show interview ever.

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 2 роки тому +2

      i've watched this multiple times 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @meredithcarter3175
    @meredithcarter3175 9 років тому +187

    Conan's side eye at the camera - possibly my favorite part of the show.

    • @mistabook
      @mistabook 9 років тому +23

      +Meredith Carter It's funny to watch old clips through the years and see him fine-tune it to the perfect demonstration of confused, slightly annoyed skepticism.

  • @TheFaithfullyYours1
    @TheFaithfullyYours1 9 років тому +248

    This is why Tig Notaro is one of my favorite people.

  • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
    @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 років тому +693

    This has got to be my favorite Conan interview ever!!! And I don't even know these people

    • @KevBounce
      @KevBounce 9 років тому +28

      Sputnik Spyglass Look up Tig Notaro's Lessons In Remaining Present

    • @231swift
      @231swift 9 років тому +3

      KBean im about to go watch this, but who are these two ? They have an airing tv show or something?

    • @stickyickytoker
      @stickyickytoker 9 років тому +5

      Sputnik Spyglass Jon Dore has a good stand up special and had a decent show going.

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 років тому +1

      I'll check them out guys thanks

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 9 років тому +9

      Sputnik Spyglass I think this has to be the best interview ever (not just on Conan). Better than Kim Jong Un, Cause baby you're a firework.

  • @apolloptx
    @apolloptx 9 років тому +1403

    Why do Mama Bear and Papa Bear have separate beds? Is their marriage on the rocks?

    • @antisnake524
      @antisnake524 9 років тому +35

      inglishbulldog That's the real question here.

    • @lexclemityclemclemmersons1567
      @lexclemityclemclemmersons1567 9 років тому +46

      WOAH you have changed my perspective

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 9 років тому +53

      inglishbulldog -- Maybe Papa Bear realized it's the best way to sleep without that bitch stealing the covers. Just saying.

    • @Kyozou10no
      @Kyozou10no 9 років тому +53

      inglishbulldog One bed is harder than the other so I guess they had different bed taste. Sorry for being a killjoy.

    • @ILasiafGames
      @ILasiafGames 9 років тому +18

      inglishbulldog They're Mormons, obviously.

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois 9 років тому +257

    Tig. I just love Tig so much.

  • @tnat9212
    @tnat9212 9 років тому +241

    Tig Notaro once performed in my friends backyard. One of the most epic nights of my life.

    • @auntiewee
      @auntiewee 9 років тому +6

      +hayleypaynemusic Was it the one where she talked about texting about an ETA?

  • @SJO897
    @SJO897 9 років тому +339

    This feels like an episode of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", especially with the 'where did you get that cheese' line.

    • @frederique1019
      @frederique1019 9 років тому +9

      OMG yes. I knew this whole interview seemed familiar.

    • @georgegraham9822
      @georgegraham9822 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, this really is Dennis explaining Goldilocks to Charlie 😂

  • @slimlouis6441
    @slimlouis6441 7 років тому +165

    There are bears?! They talk??? Tig is a genius

  • @vanthadoun1
    @vanthadoun1 8 років тому +66

    Tig's responsive commentary awesome, and Conan's reaction is brilliant. I love this!!!!! this is a comedian's way of telling Goldilocks and the 3 bears. Children need to listen to this story!

  • @grecomic
    @grecomic 9 років тому +191

    Reminds me of the time I had to retell Goldilocks to a Chinese person in order to explain "the Goldilocks effect." When I finished the tale, he said "Well that story was pointless!"

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull Рік тому +2

      You know.... He's not wrong.

  • @continuousself-improvement1879
    @continuousself-improvement1879 6 років тому +66

    Having pieces of cheese in your pockets to munch at random occasions to show that life is going good for you is totally life goals.

  • @DizzleJay27
    @DizzleJay27 9 років тому +290

    If a chair is too big, it's a couch.

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 9 років тому +6

      Even better. Couches rock. I wish all by chairs were couches

    • @Shar482
      @Shar482 9 років тому +10

      Or a throne

    • @JamBear
      @JamBear 9 років тому +3

      DizzleJay27 If a couch is too big, you're Lunette the clown

    • @Allaluca
      @Allaluca 9 років тому +1

      DizzleJay27 If a chair is too big, it's a "big" chair :D

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 9 років тому

      ***** Let's switch, all my chairs for all your couches.

  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee333 8 років тому +659

    If the porridge was all cooked at the same time, and it was three different temperatures, then the papa bear's porridge must have been in the biggest bowl (large central porridge mass taking longest to cool), the mama bear's porridge must have been in the _smallest_ bowl, and the baby bear's porridge must have been the medium sized bowl... it's never pictured that way in storybooks, but it's just physics. That means mama bear isn't eating enough.
    C'mon mama bear, breakfast is the most important meal of the day! You don't have to eat so little, your colossal hairy body is beautiful just the way it is, you don't have to measure up to those cubs in _Vanity Bear_ magazine! Or _Cosmopawlitan_ magazine... or Vogue.

    • @probablychris
      @probablychris 8 років тому +12

      or vogue

    • @21KJH
      @21KJH 8 років тому +22

      Maybe momma bear ate half of her porridge before they left.

    • @mdog0657
      @mdog0657 7 років тому +19

      +Jessica Lee - Your comment is every bit as funny as the bit in the video.

    • @SilviaSandinoNieto
      @SilviaSandinoNieto 6 років тому +4

      this is hilarious! Thank you!

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 6 років тому +15

      Mama Bear is on the keto diet and she is just having porridge because it was her cheat day.

  • @ResponsibleYoungLady
    @ResponsibleYoungLady 9 років тому +67

    The world needs more Tig in it.

  • @fartuunelmi8584
    @fartuunelmi8584 9 років тому +24

    This is officially my favourite talk show interview!
    Funny how Conan asked Tig where she got the cheese from,then near the end you see him eating cheese! Where did YOU get it from Conan?
    What's also funny is Conan's face when Jon said he's gonna talk about Goldilocks and then at the end he was so interested and fascinated! And let's not forget how funny Tig is! And I don't even know her!

  • @GrowaForest
    @GrowaForest 9 років тому +32

    Two Brilliant Comedians. Perfect pair, picking a part Goldilocks...Conan, please bring them both back. More. Please.

  • @anthonybafundo9664
    @anthonybafundo9664 9 років тому +252

    This is so much better than those awkward scripted interviews on other talks show. Team coco!

    • @rainmaker6261
      @rainmaker6261 9 років тому +65

      This wasn't awkward but it was 100 percent scripted. Or planned out. They had cheese as props

    • @iamsultana
      @iamsultana 9 років тому +17

      +rainmaker6261 Of course this was a comedic sketch. lol.... Pure gold, might I say.

    • @blakereed1654
      @blakereed1654 7 років тому +4

      Eu Oh, I guarantee you Tig brought her own cheese :)

  • @thickmclargehuge4448
    @thickmclargehuge4448 9 років тому +311

    and the little girl's name with the golden locks, Taylor Dayne.

    • @cookiejar5774
      @cookiejar5774 5 років тому +7

      Lol yes it was.. No question.

    • @presidenttheo565
      @presidenttheo565 5 років тому +24

      *Tig knocks on the door of the cottage*
      "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you..."

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome 5 років тому +5

      she is easy to run into

    • @heatherst-amour6250
      @heatherst-amour6250 5 місяців тому

      Tig's Taylor Dane bit is one of the funniest ever!!

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 5 років тому +24

    "oh my god..there's bears?" "they talk!" 😂😂😂

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 4 роки тому +5

    how does it feel Tig and John to make one of thee all time classic late night moments of all time!!?? I watch this every so often for joy. Thank you for this!! Truly appreciated!!

  • @stevie_ily
    @stevie_ily 9 років тому +171

    I was hoping Jon would have cheese at the end

  • @faboze
    @faboze 9 років тому +21

    I've just recently discovered Tig and now she's one of my favourite people ever.

  • @SillyCaptainSparrow
    @SillyCaptainSparrow 4 роки тому +7

    Watched this roughly three dozen times but it still kills me, every single time, that they're holding hands at the beginning.

  • @Jacteaux
    @Jacteaux Рік тому +4

    I have probably watched this 20 times and I still cry laughing every time

  • @notlobparrot3057
    @notlobparrot3057 5 років тому +4

    One of the funniest interview bits in Conan history. It's an outrage that it doesn't have millions of views!

  • @gurskyman
    @gurskyman 9 років тому +41

    Jon Dore is always outstanding

  • @CrimeEnjoyer
    @CrimeEnjoyer 8 років тому +26

    lmao at Tig just producing cheese half way through.

  • @oedboe
    @oedboe 9 років тому +1

    This might be my favorite clip on the Internet right now! Also, I like how the clip starts with them holding hands. It's brilliant from start to finish!

  • @Calvintsenhv
    @Calvintsenhv 7 років тому +35

    I need to comment on this video. This is probably the funniest interview that i've ever seen. Had me laughing out loud (yeah, lol) and hit the desk with my hand and my wife and mother-in-law were looking at me like i was mad. Ok, Ok, i was acting mad but only because the video was absolutely hilarious!! Love the three of them. Couldn't get any better. I always like Conan but throw in Tig and Jon, Gold...Just Gold...!!

  • @ILurvGnomes
    @ILurvGnomes 5 років тому +8

    The comedic timing of this is something to admire along with the idea and Tig's cheese. 👌

  • @hopemasike531
    @hopemasike531 Рік тому +1

    How have I only found this now?? This is gold!😂

  • @YungSock
    @YungSock 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best bits I’ve ever seen, whoever’s idea this was deserves like an award…or some cheese or somethin

  • @ngermann46
    @ngermann46 9 років тому +53

    I would never know if someone was sitting in my chair lol

  • @Teladian2
    @Teladian2 2 роки тому +1

    This is so Tig Nataro's sense of humor.

  • @sidessherri
    @sidessherri 6 років тому

    I never get tired of this story time. Please do The Three Little Pigs!!!

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 5 років тому +2

    I need more of this just someone telling Tig kid stories and her looking for the logic in em lol. And her delivery is on point just so funny.

  • @elizabethlizz3980
    @elizabethlizz3980 8 років тому +80

    I am sooooo attached to Tig

    • @elizabethlizz3980
      @elizabethlizz3980 8 років тому +2

      attractive.... lol

    • @deveneyhenrion7518
      @deveneyhenrion7518 8 років тому +4

      Elizabeth lizz attracted? 😉

    • @elizabethlizz3980
      @elizabethlizz3980 8 років тому +4

      Deveney Henrion Lmbo....yes, that's what I ment lol 😂 man I botched that!

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 8 років тому +6

      attached is much funnier though haha love it

  • @FiorellaBella12
    @FiorellaBella12 6 років тому +2

    I have never commented on a UA-cam video before, but honestly, this was amazing on so many levels.

  • @WweFan93x
    @WweFan93x 5 років тому +8

    Omg tigs reaction to this story is hysterical 😭😂😂

  • @sub1469
    @sub1469 9 років тому +15

    "we're almost out of time" *Checks watch* He doesn't have a watch lol

  • @annahsau3861
    @annahsau3861 2 роки тому +3

    It is insane to me that this doesn't have 2-3x's more views than it has. Easily one of my favorite bits of all. 😂😂

  • @naruto00nix
    @naruto00nix 6 років тому +2

    this combination of sript and improvisation is amazing :D

  • @YoungShyne123
    @YoungShyne123 9 років тому +18

    this is why conan is better than jimmy fallon , he lets his guest talk instead of forcing them to do a snl type comedy bit.

    • @mistabook
      @mistabook 9 років тому +6

      +YoungShyne123 This WAS an SNL type comedy bit, though a lot funnier than most of them.

  • @rishabhpb
    @rishabhpb 9 років тому +81

    Why did the bears like their porridge at different temperatures? Wait, why were bears eating porridge?

    • @ILuvSmexyShowgirls
      @ILuvSmexyShowgirls 9 років тому +1

      The Cricket Nerd It's a completely stupid and sexist tale that the Brothers Grim intended to teach young girls to not go off adventuring and instead remain in the home and grow up to be indentured servants to their future husbands.

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 9 років тому +17

      Debonair Damsel Or it could mean that children shouldn't be wandering out alone and breaking into peoples houses? You know cus not everything is the god damned patriarchy.

    • @jacobreynolds6538
      @jacobreynolds6538 9 років тому +4

      kilborn666 Lol Preach it

    • @jim0_o
      @jim0_o 9 років тому +2

      The Cricket Nerd I have a theory about the temperature difference, it was probably because the bowls where different sizes in the story. (heat displacement and all that) I too fell into the trap for trying to follow the logic as he spoke.
      kilborn666 *applause, Citizen Kane style*

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 9 років тому

      Jim R. Didriksen This makes sense, although I reckon we're reaching a bit if we think the author's science was sound nearly 200 years ago!

  • @ralphp
    @ralphp 7 років тому +1

    I'm saying this should have a million views. I've watched this many times and it never gets old. Very hilarious!

  • @HansCarterFilms
    @HansCarterFilms 9 років тому +42

    If someone didn't speak English, they would think both Tig and Conan were arguing with Dore.
    - C

  • @gertrudelaronge6864
    @gertrudelaronge6864 2 роки тому +1

    That was f*cking delightful.
    Thanks.

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 5 років тому +1

    God please where is the 3 little pigs video! Lol love this, if its too hot they're still home! Smart!

  • @Shamanized
    @Shamanized 2 роки тому +1

    Tig and Conan eating cheese while listening to the story of Goldilocks is beautiful

  • @michaelstone2340
    @michaelstone2340 Рік тому

    Conan's face when the dude starts telling the Goldilocks story is perfect. I keep coming back to this video just for these little details.

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 7 років тому +3

    Seen this maybe a half dozen times, still funny. always great for when ya' need a cheer up.

  • @grimmjowvsjaggerjack
    @grimmjowvsjaggerjack 9 років тому

    One of the greatest things I've seen on Conan's.

  • @hamooon
    @hamooon 9 років тому +21

    this is now my favorite. I am fickle.

  • @jackporkins41
    @jackporkins41 8 років тому +16

    If a chairs too big your legs hang down and fall asleep.

    • @liannaguzman2097
      @liannaguzman2097 8 років тому +4

      Yeah, and she's also like 7 years old so a big chair isn't very ideal

    • @LessThanThree76
      @LessThanThree76 8 років тому +2

      Jack Porkins If the chair is too big, it's a sofa.

    • @BillyJeen
      @BillyJeen 6 років тому

      Yeah, hip to knee ratio on a chair is important. If that ratio is too big for me on a chair, it’s very uncomfortable and back pain is certain.

  • @kingdomcummies8128
    @kingdomcummies8128 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my God, how is Tig such a perfect ingenue? I almost died at "I haven't heard that one."

  • @jstuckless
    @jstuckless 3 роки тому +1

    It's not mentioned but at 2:52 Tig puts down her cheese and gets a new piece of cheese, and then Conan starts eating her old cheese.... gold. Also, Conan's face when he doesn't say anything but he's clearly annoyed by his guest(s) gets me every time.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 4 роки тому +1

    "Oh my god....there's _bears?"_
    idk why, but that killed me.... :D

  • @CaravanseraiSouthValley
    @CaravanseraiSouthValley 6 місяців тому +1

    This? This is comedy gold.

  • @curanderoverde
    @curanderoverde 3 роки тому +1

    Tig has got to be one of my favorite talk show guests

  • @madnessbydesignVria
    @madnessbydesignVria 6 років тому +3

    I've watched this clip at least 20 times, and it kills me every time...

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 9 років тому +1

    The funniest part of that was cut out!!! Jon makes a joke about the "structural integrity" of straw about The 3 Little Pigs house, lol

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 9 років тому +8

    I am kinda diggin how she munches on that cheese at 1:19

  • @mandybrown3032
    @mandybrown3032 6 років тому +1

    "They talk?!" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @farrahpierrenoel9717
    @farrahpierrenoel9717 5 років тому +1

    This bit (not sure if it is or not) was very well executed! I can't tel when Tig is serious or not lol. I never get tired of her or Conan

  • @mhss0001
    @mhss0001 9 років тому +3

    "Thing's are going really well for me, Conan."

  • @yourmomdoes9838
    @yourmomdoes9838 7 років тому

    My favorite thing on the internet. Brilliant setup, amazing banter, and then the random appearance of cheeses out of nowhere. XD

  • @jessejzcutter4291
    @jessejzcutter4291 3 роки тому +1

    You can tell if someone has been sitting on your chair because the seat will be warm

  • @catxo169
    @catxo169 5 років тому +2

    i fricking love tig she’s so funny !! 😂😂

  • @elizabethtrainer9732
    @elizabethtrainer9732 7 років тому +2

    Love Tig and Jon....HILARIOUS!!

  • @morden1017
    @morden1017 9 років тому +2

    Conan should have a segment with just them !!!

  • @Liz86000
    @Liz86000 6 років тому

    LOL ! I just LOVE it when Tig is on the show !

  • @chebugena248
    @chebugena248 5 років тому

    Tug and Conan, love you both ❤️❤️❤️

  • @srbaruchi
    @srbaruchi Місяць тому

    Tig perfectly underplays the questions, and Jon keeps the story moving, so that the bit doesn't come off as too polished or long.

  • @angelpushpin
    @angelpushpin 5 років тому +2

    started the clip and just started laughing at the hand holding

  • @GenericYoutubeCommenter241
    @GenericYoutubeCommenter241 2 місяці тому

    Jon Dore does unique stand up. He did a stand up set with Rory Scoval, very original and funny.

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow 5 років тому

    One of my favorite clips of all time. I really want to hear the three little pigs follow up too...

  • @joshualee7988
    @joshualee7988 5 років тому

    Why did I love this so much? Quite enjoyable

  • @MacT4972
    @MacT4972 5 років тому

    I’ve never laughed so hard at Goldy Locks and the Three Bears...! Tig for the win on appropriate questions! LoL

  • @michaelfromaustin
    @michaelfromaustin 5 років тому +1

    "Something just occurred to me.....I've never had an epiphany."
    Jon Dore

  • @patrickh799
    @patrickh799 9 років тому +1

    Jon Dore is one of the most underrated comedians

  • @cards1985
    @cards1985 9 років тому +7

    Tig is always funny.

  • @ericivory2606
    @ericivory2606 Рік тому

    This is absolutely comedy gold!!

  • @Yo_Gma
    @Yo_Gma 5 років тому

    Oh my, I really want to hear Tig tell the Three Little Pigs! Please Conan, just one more!

  • @Andrew-Gomez904
    @Andrew-Gomez904 6 років тому

    i need a whole album of just this!

  • @magnolianame8818
    @magnolianame8818 5 років тому +1

    This is great honestly

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini 3 роки тому +1

    Tig has insights most people would never come up with. :)))

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 9 років тому +6

    Love Tig!!

  • @leonardomello8655
    @leonardomello8655 9 років тому +51

    False.. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica...

    • @sora111990
      @sora111990 9 років тому +4

      What are you doing, what is going on here?

    • @hmc3457
      @hmc3457 9 років тому +2

      I know what's going....what's going on is....this guy the commenter was referencing a scene from the ridiculously popular Hilarious hit sitcom THE OFFICE.....I am not sure of what Season and Ep. it was on, but I do know it was was one of the funnier scenes if that's possible (because the show is that hilarious ) It's the Episode where Jim the Handsome funny one that is in Love with the Secretary Pam and all his crazy pranks on the delightful man called Dwight that owns a Beet Farm....In this particular Prank Jim bought clothes and Glasses to dress up as Dwight.....he then goes on to talk like him too in the Ultra Nerdy way Dwight Talks....I believe Jim named off things that Dwight Loves that is Beets Bears and Battle Star Galactica.....trying to rile him up since he takes himself very seriously and for that reason on top of being a duck...deck...dub....Dick....stupid Auto Correct.....Actually the truth is Auto Correct did change the Words but I rewrote the Names besides THE SECOND TO Last ......Word.....I am sorry to anyone who's reading this so sorry.....slightly sarcastic though I am not sure of the reason behind me putting those out there

    • @sora111990
      @sora111990 9 років тому

      Ahaha I know, my comment was Dwight's reaction to the bears line :)

    • @KissChanel
      @KissChanel 5 років тому

      Underrated comment, identify theft! 😂

  • @ZebricornBabies
    @ZebricornBabies 6 років тому

    Haha love Tigs concern for Goldilocks and constant interrruptions 😂

  • @xaviotesharris891
    @xaviotesharris891 3 роки тому +1

    Tig Notaro is so funny it hurts.

  • @devinnore
    @devinnore 9 років тому

    The show theyre promoting is called knock knock its tig nataro, but i dont think it premiers till late april, jon dore has to be one of the most underrated comics tho.

  • @joey_cordova_
    @joey_cordova_ 3 роки тому +1

    Lol where was Tig and Conan getting that cheese 🤣

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 9 років тому +1

    1:13 look at Tig's face when Conan said that HAHAHA.
    Also Jon was giving me serious second-hand stress

  • @HKMacMan
    @HKMacMan 4 роки тому +1

    This is still my favorite bit