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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Ariel You Barnacle!
    🎞️The Little Mermaid YTP / The Little MerMerMia
    Qwistoff YTP
    Original Remix by - Swingrowers | Selfie Face - • Swingrowers Selfie-Fac...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 773

  • @crazybird199
    @crazybird199 Рік тому +401

    This video is a whole other level of insane

  • @rilly1347
    @rilly1347 Рік тому +87

    "Ariel, he's a freaking seagull!" ROTFLMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @albatross4920
    @albatross4920 Рік тому +218

    3:12 "Arielle hes a FREAKIN' SEAGULL!!!"
    LOL 😂

    • @Josiebeam
      @Josiebeam Рік тому +13

      Daddy I lol!

    • @Gacha_Nazrinofficial
      @Gacha_Nazrinofficial Рік тому +9

      Daddy Triton: Help me Ariel to get to know him

    • @connuredpanda7
      @connuredpanda7 Рік тому +2

      😂😂

    • @orlando.youtube
      @orlando.youtube Рік тому +3

      When it opens his mouth, it makes references to The Birds of Hitchcock

    • @WilliamHickton
      @WilliamHickton 6 місяців тому +3

      The seagull did say that arielle is getting married to him 2:24

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 Рік тому +75

    3:57
    "I've been a saint: :)"
    *Unsaintly noises*

  • @bucketsdoesstuff2824
    @bucketsdoesstuff2824 Рік тому +186

    "Now...SING!"
    *"disturbing seagul noises"*
    You never disappoint, Qwistoff!

  • @bluefrosttouch9161
    @bluefrosttouch9161 Рік тому +732

    Why pay $10 ticket at the movie theater for a bland remake when I can watch THIS masterpiece for free?

  • @MissaJ0511
    @MissaJ0511 Рік тому +193

    Something about Scuttle casually removing Eric's eye to feed to Ariel just cracks me up. 😂

  • @legohappy1
    @legohappy1 Рік тому +128

    Bro that eyeball segment was uncomfortably clean.

    • @Ronno8567
      @Ronno8567 Рік тому +7

      And I thought Qwistoff is child friendly 😂

    • @brighteyes6585
      @brighteyes6585 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ronno8567NOPE!! 😆

    • @Ronno8567
      @Ronno8567 6 місяців тому +1

      @@brighteyes6585 “your dinner”
      That’s gross, because you can’t eat an eyeball!! 🤣

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms Рік тому +42

    I just love how Triton had a beer watching this go down 🤣

  • @inotonline8838
    @inotonline8838 Рік тому +151

    Whatever gave you the idea to make a new Ytp on this movie, I’m highly glad it happened. I can now remember Ariel being obsessed with Human stuff and liking Scuttle a little too much, the chef being an absolute madman comedic, and Ursula being one of the most relatable gamers out there who just wants a good deal on her scrolls. See ya later ✌🏻

  • @Just_Some_Gal
    @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +82

    0:21 Whenever I eat octopus in my sushi, I'll remember what the chef had to go through from this moment

  • @theinimitablejora522
    @theinimitablejora522 Рік тому +87

    Holy shit I haven't actively laughed OUT LOUD at something in over a year.
    "AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUPEES" _pleaaaaase I'm gonna dieeeee_

    • @madmanminkler1382
      @madmanminkler1382 Рік тому

      Me too

    • @poecollector64
      @poecollector64 Рік тому +2

      *rubies

    • @MD_Uzi02
      @MD_Uzi02 Рік тому +2

      @@poecollector64 You're wrong. Rupees are the currency in The Legend of Zelda.

    • @poecollector64
      @poecollector64 Рік тому +3

      ​@@MD_Uzi02 yeah but one of the many stupid mistakes the CDI games are infamous for is having Morshu call them "rubies"

  • @Mikkidisco987
    @Mikkidisco987 Рік тому +40

    “He’s a freaking seagull!” King triton once said 3:15

  • @ExquisiteAndroid
    @ExquisiteAndroid Рік тому +55

    I was infinitely more excited to see this in my notifications this morning than the trailer for the live action one

  • @redcarkyle123
    @redcarkyle123 Рік тому +78

    4:57 Ah yes, the regular price of love.

    • @JakeTLT
      @JakeTLT Рік тому +8

      Sorry Ariel, I can’t give credit

    • @donnsdoesgacha2941
      @donnsdoesgacha2941 Рік тому +8

      ​@@JakeTLT Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmm, richer!

  • @OlanR24
    @OlanR24 Рік тому +31

    "What? What is it?"
    "Your dinner"
    That just made my whole day!

  • @BrandontheAwesome
    @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому +48

    MY MAN THE CHEF IS BACK!!!!!! And he is the highlight of the YTP as always!

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +3

      AND HE'S PULLING OUT MORE BONES THAN EVER BEFORE

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому

      @@Just_Some_Gal And cutting off just as many heads!

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +1

      @@BrandontheAwesome facts, my guy

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому

      @@Just_Some_Gal I love this channel and the people here! I'm so glad I subscribed!

  • @CerealCamStudios
    @CerealCamStudios Рік тому +72

    2:02 The part where Chef Louie becomes a surgeon, says "Zen I push push", takes the baby and says "What is zees?" made me laugh beyond control.😂

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 Рік тому +5

      Me too. I laughed uncontrollably at that part while I was ordering McDonalds. I laughed so hard my sides started cramping.

    • @ProfessorGopher2030
      @ProfessorGopher2030 Рік тому +5

      "Zen I pull out zer…WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!?!?!"

    • @dariusthedisneypixarcarsfan2K7
      @dariusthedisneypixarcarsfan2K7 26 днів тому

      ​@@ProfessorGopher2030(stalker alert)

  • @TheHulkfan
    @TheHulkfan Рік тому +17

    The chef Louis part at the beginning was both epic and funny.
    The rest made me cry laughing!

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +178

    Rip the actors who acted Ursula, Chef, Scuttle and King Triton

    • @thememejester1792
      @thememejester1792 Рік тому +40

      Don't forget Sebastian

    • @corcortinez5361
      @corcortinez5361 Рік тому +12

      And also the movie

    • @loganbangerter1917
      @loganbangerter1917 Рік тому +24

      Just looked this up. Apparently the only characters whose actors are still alive are Ariel, Eric, Flounder, and the maid

    • @LaKellita
      @LaKellita Рік тому +15

      Actually half the cast is dead: Triton, Ursula, Sebastian, Louis. And Scuttle and Grimsby died before the movie even came out.

    • @animegamelover6368
      @animegamelover6368 Рік тому +10

      Can't believe it's been a year since Pat Carroll died.

  • @Just_Some_Gal
    @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +38

    "This calls for a little romantic stimulation" then the most uncomforting silence got me so hard bro 🤣

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому

      I can't make out what he says afterwards though. It's sounds too garbled.

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +3

      @@BrandontheAwesome he said THATS VERY BORING

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому +1

      @@Just_Some_Gal Thanks for the help! Noe I can go back and laugh at it even more!

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +1

      @@BrandontheAwesome RIGHT??? I'll have to watch this until I get tired of it honestly

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому +1

      @@Just_Some_Gal Same here! I can watch them anytime and anywhere and I'll still be laughing!

  • @Lady_ETHNE
    @Lady_ETHNE Рік тому +32

    I should not be watching this right before my class at college because I'm absolutely losing it over this YTP.
    This is one of my favorite Disney movies and you did a fabulous job as always!

  • @davemillet4160
    @davemillet4160 Рік тому +22

    For me, it was the super-fast Ursula at 4:22 that I didn't expect.😂😂
    Thank you for another work of art.👍

  • @EngineerRiff
    @EngineerRiff Рік тому +46

    The cow goes moo
    The sheep goes baa
    The Qwistoff goes *Le Funni*

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +2

      get ready to be featured in random comments, my guy

    • @EngineerRiff
      @EngineerRiff Рік тому +1

      I actually already have but I had a different pfp. I was the ‘imagine being a random comment’ guy

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +2

      @@EngineerRiff ahhhhh!!! My alt was the "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES" winner

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Рік тому +1

      That's great and all, but...
      What does the fox say?

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому

      @@Just_Some_Gal I hope to be a random comment one day. It's on my bucket list.

  • @ratiroo1124
    @ratiroo1124 Рік тому +34

    What a ride! Thank you, Qwistoff. I told you I was ready for some laughs, and you did not disappoint. Keep up the good work and I hope you're doing well!

  • @landonthefrettle
    @landonthefrettle Рік тому +14

    4:10
    Ursula:and don't underestimate the importance of----
    Scuttle: (interrupts Ursula) a dinglehopper.
    Ursula: don't fool with me you little brat! 😡
    (Then shoots at scuttle)

  • @Schmoi
    @Schmoi Рік тому +13

    The chef scene was too much for me 🤣.
    An encounter with Stromboli and the Chef would be so epic 🤌🤯🤌

  • @SpongicX
    @SpongicX Рік тому +16

    Scuttle kissing Ariel had me laughing hard.

    • @QwistoffYTP
      @QwistoffYTP  Рік тому +12

      So romantic

    • @Rhinogaming2023sub_com
      @Rhinogaming2023sub_com Рік тому

      [Ursula] I admit that in the past I was miserable lonely and depressed they weren’t kidding when they called me well pathetic but you’ll find that nowadays I’ve been a saint hahahaha and I fortunately know a little gossip qwisoff is pretty pathetic ha and don’t underestimate the importance of [scuttle] a Dinglehopper [Ursula] grrr don’t fool with me you little brat

    • @ladyherocoolbluegirl3123
      @ladyherocoolbluegirl3123 Рік тому +2

      ​@@QwistoffYTPHey Because Ariel and Scuttle are getting married

    • @goldenkate3o37
      @goldenkate3o37 Рік тому +2

      He's a freaking seagull

  • @sirchandarius
    @sirchandarius Рік тому +184

    the fight between Triton and Ariel was absolutely fantastic, the way it builds up loops back around then ascends into absurdity; Absolutely iconic
    2:45 3:45

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 Рік тому +24

    1:27 Wow, That eye popping caught me off Guard!

    • @rae-rae8005
      @rae-rae8005 Рік тому +3

      Same here- it’s hilarious but it’s shocking lol

    • @BrandontheAwesome
      @BrandontheAwesome Рік тому +2

      I agree! I didn't think he'd go that dark!

  • @ryanphelan895
    @ryanphelan895 Рік тому +37

    4:16 Oh, my god! Ursula shot Scuttle!

  • @Ian-es3ec
    @Ian-es3ec Рік тому +22

    This dude was my childhood, watching his ytps puts a smile on my face.

  • @austinkuklinski6354
    @austinkuklinski6354 Рік тому +13

    Dude the fight with Ariel and Triton had me dying laughing

    • @nickwerner7983
      @nickwerner7983 10 місяців тому +1

      Not to mention King Triton has a Winnie the Pooh phone case.

  • @StevenDrumsYEEHAW
    @StevenDrumsYEEHAW Рік тому +17

    0:31 I’m rather impressed that you managed to sneak in David Attenborough in there! 😂

  • @dashytav2349
    @dashytav2349 Рік тому +15

    I witness a lot of gore and violence in internet and games but watching your video's for years and seen eyeball taking out from eyehole was a such a gross experience, still can be saupriced, keep it up

  • @plushmode506
    @plushmode506 Рік тому +24

    5:21 YOU GOT TO PUCKER YOUR LIPS LIKE THIS

  • @stephaniethepenguin5442
    @stephaniethepenguin5442 Рік тому +12

    "ASMR with Ursula"
    Now back to our program. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zoruagalaxy
    @Zoruagalaxy Рік тому +19

    5:11 KIng Triton in the shadows just watching while ursula singing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ojtheghosttrainer
    @Ojtheghosttrainer Рік тому +12

    I honestly don't understand how Qwistoff keeps one-upping his own YTPs.
    Favourite bits:
    0:08 - 0:26 Hunting for Calimari Xtreme
    1:26 - 1:32 Tasty Eyeballs
    1:49 - 2:08 Cut Off Montage
    2:45 - 3:24 Ariel loves Skuttle, but Triton doesn't agree
    3:25 - 3:45 Qwistoff Remix
    4:57 - 5:00 Little Mermaid becomes LOZ

  • @kelstitch
    @kelstitch Рік тому +7

    Now THIS was such a blast from start to finish and with one of my favourite childhood movies! I didn’t know that seeing Ursula sassing antics triggering Triton would make me laugh out loud so hard, but apparently it did and now I just want to implement that into my character writing

  • @ComanderJanja
    @ComanderJanja Рік тому +14

    This is better than the remake boot that's coming soon. Qwistoff YTP is the hero of Comedy gold.

  • @rae-rae8005
    @rae-rae8005 Рік тому +7

    1:26 - 1:32 oh god- wasn’t expecting that 😂 another delightful piece of work Qwistoff

  • @benviehman8640
    @benviehman8640 Рік тому +3

    1:50-2:08 Stop it I CAN'T BREATHE!!! The chef chopping up fish is so damn funny! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @horrormatrix9080
    @horrormatrix9080 Рік тому +16

    5:30 the reason he shouldn’t have signed the scroll was because it would cause the video to end

  • @Oddwordfan68
    @Oddwordfan68 8 місяців тому +6

    4:27 Ursula: Sings the wrong song Ursula: oops i supposed to sing poor unfortunate souls

  • @CerberusSamurai
    @CerberusSamurai Рік тому +6

    Once again man you've made my sides hurt from laughing. Your editing is getting better everytime. Keep up the good work!👍

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 Рік тому +18

    0:14 Triton is drunk?? Never seen that! 😄

  • @carlp4353
    @carlp4353 Рік тому +4

    Another masterpiece, great job
    The subtitles are a great touch

  • @Ozymandias2x
    @Ozymandias2x Рік тому +6

    That laugh's been burned into my memory since the movie originally came out.
    "Le poisson, le poisson, HEE HEE HEE, HON HON HON!"

  • @aileengrullard7524
    @aileengrullard7524 Рік тому +4

    1:16 Allow me ("Under the Sea")

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 Рік тому +10

    4:05 - Are you just gonna sit there and let Ursula talk smack about you?

  • @dylanpriest5742
    @dylanpriest5742 Рік тому +3

    Marrying a seagull?! Now that's very funny and hilarious!!! LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zbroadcast3414
    @zbroadcast3414 Рік тому +7

    Are you trying to kill me, Qwistoff?! 🤣

  • @angelofmusic1992
    @angelofmusic1992 Рік тому +8

    Dear God, I’m watching this at work and my sides hurt from trying not to laugh so hard and make my coworkers think I’m weirder than usual. 😆. Thanks for featuring my comment!

  • @Princess_-gp3ep
    @Princess_-gp3ep Рік тому +99

    This is better than the upcoming live action remake.

  • @andrewponder3855
    @andrewponder3855 Рік тому +4

    That eyeball bit was hilarious and cursed. I'm pretty sure from now on I'll remember it every time I watch Snow White and hear Happy say "smells good."

  • @A113-p9e
    @A113-p9e Рік тому +13

    Always gets me laughing like no other.

  • @RamdomRando
    @RamdomRando Рік тому +27

    3:48 Story of my life lmao

  • @x-blades2145
    @x-blades2145 Рік тому +2

    Im a simple man i see a qwistof video I Zoot Aluor! and then i pull out the video to watch. Keep up the excellent work qwistof!

  • @Fleados
    @Fleados Рік тому +4

    The Chef Louis shouting "push push" sent my lungs to orbit 😂

  • @paigem.6487
    @paigem.6487 Рік тому +3

    I’m actually gonna audition for The Little Mermaid the musical in a couple of weeks now! This video actually made my night! Lol

  • @danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885
    @danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885 Рік тому +16

    2:02 “Zen I push push! What is deez??”

  • @Jessie670
    @Jessie670 Рік тому +2

    This is a thousand times better than that remake and hilarious! You’ve done it again, Qwistoff! Long live the King of Comedy!

  • @TigerMystic10000
    @TigerMystic10000 Рік тому +5

    3:04 - Hop aboard on the Ariel X Scuttle train.

  • @bladeanimeking955
    @bladeanimeking955 Рік тому +19

    4:04 Qwistoff Is pretty pathetic
    Qwisoff: looks like My *SEAGULL* Is readdy
    Ursula: Uh…what?

  • @LaKellita
    @LaKellita Рік тому +4

    "You're a mermaid. He's a ****** seagull!" 😂😂😂

  • @alexandraspring687
    @alexandraspring687 Рік тому +3

    "Help me, Ariel, to get to know him, so I can harpoon that spineless sucker!"
    "But Dad, he'll die!"
    "ARIEL, I know that!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Gee there's more chill ways to deal with landers. Just steal their rudders or something.

  • @cadendicky1855
    @cadendicky1855 Рік тому +2

    "Qwistoff! Contact between youtube and you is dangerous!"

  • @drewcydoxvasquez5371
    @drewcydoxvasquez5371 Рік тому +16

    3:25 humans they'er dangerous !

  • @nickwerner7983
    @nickwerner7983 Рік тому +20

    So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if THIS is the only way…
    (2:44)

    • @JacobDreamWorks921
      @JacobDreamWorks921 Рік тому +2

      (Goes berserk mode) SO BE IT!

    • @Josiebeam
      @Josiebeam Рік тому +2

      No! Daddy stop!

    • @kingsodashark2194
      @kingsodashark2194 11 місяців тому

      (boss music plays....and by boss music I mean DOOM)

    • @TheLookyus
      @TheLookyus 5 місяців тому +1

      2:44 What color is King Triton’s So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if THIS is the only way… SO BE IT!?

  • @maxkennedy7430
    @maxkennedy7430 Рік тому +1

    Good to see you back again! You’re editing skills have improved so much! Holy cow!

  • @Limpurtikles
    @Limpurtikles Рік тому +11

    Have to admit, 1:26 took me by complete surprise. I laughed like an idiot.
    You could say that THAT WAS VERY CO-MEEEE-CALL!!

  • @KayleyRebeckaOrtiz
    @KayleyRebeckaOrtiz Рік тому +3

    *0:22* Well The Chef Saved The Day Also Nice And Funny Ytp XD

  • @randomRyze
    @randomRyze Рік тому +26

    5:02 got me GOOD man 😂

  • @horrormatrix9080
    @horrormatrix9080 Рік тому +2

    I always get so happy to see a new upload
    This was really funny

  • @nataliehancock6286
    @nataliehancock6286 Рік тому +11

    Ariel getting married to Skuttle...
    Now I've seen everything
    P.s HOW DARE URSULA CALLS QWISTOFF PATHETIC!!!

  • @AegisAegus
    @AegisAegus 8 місяців тому

    lmao the Danger R US was a nice touch XD You have so many clever little edits like that in your poops

  • @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007

    This was yet another great one to add to the pile. This definitely got a laugh out of me. Glad to see you still find new ways of being creative. Kudos.

  • @TazyanaMoof
    @TazyanaMoof Рік тому +7

    1:40 that one made me fall on the floor and cackle. 😂😂😂

  • @kingmagnus4009
    @kingmagnus4009 Рік тому +16

    3:32
    *STROMBOLI*

    • @Hood-i5f
      @Hood-i5f 4 місяці тому

      Enemy spotted

  • @Marmalade000000
    @Marmalade000000 Рік тому +1

    The ASMR with Ursula just broke me

  • @graylykan2739
    @graylykan2739 Рік тому +1

    All of the Ursula stuff had me dying of laughter. XD These parodies never fail to nearly kill me from laughter. This is way better than the awful "live-action" CGI remake.

  • @mr.a7662
    @mr.a7662 Рік тому +8

    2:07 I nearly died laughing first time I saw this.

  • @KarateGirl999
    @KarateGirl999 Рік тому +2

    I just love how UA-cam Poops are one of the few things about YT that have remained consistently funny and entertaining since the beginning.

  • @jamess1686
    @jamess1686 14 днів тому

    Omg the jokes with Chef Louie are too good😂😂I wasn't at all expecting him to say "Zen I pull out zer bubbles"😂even sneaking in the last two jokes about Ariel giving Eric this unladylike yet hilarious look & the end where he throws out Sebastian😂😂🎉🎉you need to do a video where it's all about chef Louie😂❤🎉😂

  • @St4rf1sh_S0ci3ty
    @St4rf1sh_S0ci3ty Рік тому +2

    Your ytps just keep getting better than the last

  • @NoraTSS2077
    @NoraTSS2077 Місяць тому

    The chef pulling out a krab with his face kills me every time lol

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 Рік тому +3

    Triton showing up during Ursula's song killed me.

  • @CommanderBased
    @CommanderBased Рік тому +25

    Ariel he's a FREAKING SEAGUL 💀💀💀

  • @bencroyle3962
    @bencroyle3962 Рік тому +2

    The king of YTP has returned

  • @plushmode506
    @plushmode506 Рік тому +4

    3:00 Ariel; DADDY I LOVE SCutTLE
    ME: So be it, DIE

  • @Koffee4Evar
    @Koffee4Evar Рік тому +5

    "B O D Y L A N G U A G E"

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 Рік тому +6

    1:09 Scuttle must suffer from really bad amnesia if he doesn't know what Keyblades are used for after Sora literally visited his world THREE TIMES throughout Kingdom Hearts.

  • @jasondisney
    @jasondisney Рік тому +1

    The editing is next level. Love it :D

  • @bmeeker2
    @bmeeker2 Рік тому +1

    also.. i get chills forever when Ursula says 'SINGGGGG'

  • @TheWildcaller24
    @TheWildcaller24 Рік тому +5

    1:04 How can you be drowning? You're a fish!

  • @Meta527II
    @Meta527II Рік тому +16

    0:41 I didn’t know seagulls had teeth

    • @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite
      @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite Рік тому +1

      Some birds do have teeth-like barbs in their mouths, though

    • @jorodmar69
      @jorodmar69 Рік тому

      They don't but for some reason lots of cartoon animals especially back in the day were animated with human like teeth

  • @Silverjax77
    @Silverjax77 Рік тому +6

    The insanity…
    I love it!

  • @anjoulie7196
    @anjoulie7196 Рік тому

    The eyeball part was just hilarious. And the talk between King Triton and Ursula. "Don`t talk to me like that young lady!" And she just puckers her lips.

  • @gabeowen3593
    @gabeowen3593 Рік тому +5

    Anyone: There isn't a sound worst than nails on a chalkboard!
    Me: 4:34