Isaac Yeah, as the mother of 5 sons, if I got a call like THAT, I guarantee you that my next call would be to whoever ran that boot camp, and I’d be loudly yelling into HIS/HER ear and telling them just exactly how I felt about that particular little stunt. Yelling at my kid-no biggie-been there, done that myself. But, to make a MOTHER take a call like THAT is just inexcusable!
I was told I am not allowed to do this at work after getting out, it made the new hires upset and quit. The kids today need it more now then we ever did back in 1984. Glad retirement is approaching as the kids today are pretty much worthless fat bodies who think they are entitled to everything for no work whatsoever.
They're just humans I'm sure some are assholes but drill Cadre across the board.. high asvab scores no doubt. But American public school.. you can be a d student. Might mean you don't care. Might mean your slow.. military is made for anti establishment types. We don't care so much we care.
project ekko lol I got yelled at so hard by a Female Chief for making eye contact for a fraction of a second! Then a Petty Officer joined the party and stared scream at me as well. He was like “WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER?! WWHHHYYYYYY?!!!!” I was just standing there like a frozen statue waiting for them to be done. Did I make eye contact ever again? Nope! ... A thousand eyes stare people...Remember that if you’re joining now.
Had a Sergeant tell the guy next to me he was so ugly it should be considered a hate crime for him to walk around outside without a mask on. I lost my bearing and laughed- I probably got smoked for about 45 minutes straight.
@@godflame52 Good luck, you're going to hate it the first days, weeks, etc. But you'll notice you're getting stronger, leaner, and before you know it, you will love it. The issue comes after boot camp and MOS training...
As a parent, u get a phone call n all u hear is "ahhaahaAHHAHAHH. I SIR I SIR I SIR. AAAAHHHHH" then u just hang tf up like "sheesh, hope he'll clean his fukn room now"😂😂
I remember my kid getting off the bus hearing yelling and screaming and I was like you got this, your awesome, you got this. Hung up and cried my eyes out lol
It was raining one day and my drill sergeant did like that. So he made me do pushups to make the rain stop. When it didn’t stop raining, he made me do squats to see if that would work. It didn’t. So he made me do sit ups for not making the rain stop.
Mother: "Oh, thank God I was so worri-" *Disturbing screaming* Recruit (muffled static)- "THIS IS RECTU- AAGHHHHHH!!! It safely to AUGHGHGHHHHH!!!!" PLEASE DONT SE-AUUGGHHHHH!! *violent banging* Goodbye for now!" *Line cuts off* Mother- "..." *holds her other child* "what was that mama?" *grabs rosary beads and bible*
i loved when they'd say shit like that. 4:56 "look at your own face!" and you had to just figure it out because drill instructors never make mistakes lmao
My respect for the army ROTC kid who stated “this recruit has 4 responses” in the face of Marines screaming at him to say “aye aye sir” is impeccable. That is the definition of military bearing and those marines had to respect him for that lmao
I was looking for a female recruit version of these videos. My sister grew up with 4 brothers and enlisted in the Marines. Let's just say she excelled in the hand to hand combat training. She said the only time she got in trouble was for telling her instructor that our dad was scarier than he was.
I like the DI doing the rifle check. "Are you scared? Are you angry? Are you happy? Are you sad? Uh-kay, I just wanted tuh know, cuz you're shaking." 😂
I remember being lined up and the instructors were inspecting us. One must have said something quite funny cuz we all heard a snigger come from somewhere in formation. I swear whoever giggled gave out the wimpiest “have mercy” before getting set on by the instructors. No idea how the rest of us didn’t burst out laughing.
They really do. My one uncle was in the Navy and his Sergeants sounded like they chain smoked for 30 years but they just screamed away their voices. They say it's worth it though
Half the time during training I couldnt understand one of mine drill instructors cause she talked so fast. You just gotta roll with it and ask your sisters or brothers for help.
Nice job you actually had goose bumps you just reminded me of my grandfather that was a drillsergent in the first infantry during the vetnam war and when he got pissed at ya he would act exactly like this so you learned real fast not to piss him off otherwise he was screaming in your face while your doing push-ups or running till he got tired
I laugh when someone says poop,i would not survive basic army training. Those drillsergeants look funny with their pants really high and sometimes they make these funny sounds, i would be cracking up 24/7.
But I don't get it what's the point of this like I get it they have to follow orders but why's there's so much yelling I am not from military so yeah if someone can explain to me ?
I honestly have no idea how on God's green earth none of these recruits just don't burst out laughing. I used to laugh when my father ( former marine) yelled at me, I would be rolling.
I wouldn’t last, I would say “yeah the paper doesn’t weigh anything but the lactic acid in my arms that is building up is” I wonder how smoked I would get
Josh Castro he was stressed and he had probably yelled a lot before then. I’ve been through Marines boot camp as well. I would know. I want you to try something. For about 10 minutes continuously scream. Your throat will burn and you will lose your voice. Imagine being like this for weeks.
I remember when I was around 12 and my brother made his first phone call home my mom started crying because all she could hear was screaming and couldn't understand my brother.
Bruh I know that feeling. 2001 Ft Knox. 5'11. I think the drill Sargent's in question might have been like at max 5"6. I wasn't in their platoons, but lets just I had a couple of sugar cookie days and quite a few hotbox days. Good thing we got new mops at the beginning of Hell week.
imagine being the recruits family and in the only phone call you get from them it's just a bunch of screaming and you can barely hear you're loved one😂
A bloke I met travelling was a Marine DI on annual leave and he said once the Drill Instructor's were behind closed doors, away from the recruits they would all just start pissing themselves laughing, swapping stories of some of the dumb shit they made recruits do for no reason.
Perfect example of why going in the military is the dumbest choice to make, why would anyone wanna sit there while someone screams and spits in their face
L B It’s not “a part of the process” in a lot of succesful militaries. You think they did this in Roman times? This is just a bunch of bullshit power tripping egomaniacs come up with as an outlet for their emotional issues. The behavior of these drill sergeants as an effective training tool is not backed up by any scientific literature
alex Debroux the american military is the most powerful fighting force the world has ever seen. And look at history. I implore you to look at how the Spartans, Native american, african, and numerous other people (INCLUDING the romans). Soldiers have always and will always endure hardship before going to war because it’s necessary. Scientific literature? How about you look into the vast libraries on the subject studied at places like West Point, DIA National Security Institute, as well as all the scholars on the subject?
This just cracks me up! I was laughing through the whole thing. Why? Because I've been there and done that. 22 years of service. If I had a quarter for every time I had to yell, "Aye, sir" in bootcamp, I'd be rich. Thank you all very much, those of you who also served.
When I went to basic, I had this drill sergeant that kept telling us “POSITION OF ATTENTION” constantly. We all knew that he meant to say “front leaning rest position” but didn’t want to do it 😂 so he notices his mistake and says”THE SQUAT BENDER” and left us in a squatting position as he went to fuck the next door bay 😂
Honestly it just to make you used to extremely uncomfortable situations....as loud voices and someone screaming in your ear will be the least of your worries when bullets are flying in your face.
I would've replied: then you should check out what In & Out can do for you if you're in the west coast. If not, try some White Castle in the east coast. Delicious.
I can't recall how many hours we spent holding our rifles straight out. There'd always be the one guy who'd drop his arms and just add on time to it. It's amazing what reserves you can pull out to not be 'that guy' who gets special attention for standing out.
Because it is.. "United States Marine Corps, Dept Of The Navy"...stop being such a dumb ignorant, hop on Google, and do some fucking research before you talk out of your asshole next time, ya fucking moron.
Application for Drill Instructor: 1. Are you built like a bodybuilder? 2. Are you borderline psychotic? 3. Do you enjoy screaming at max volume? Your hired! :D Seriously though, I'm sure these recruits will NEVER forget their drill instructors!!
DI: LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE
Recruit: *goes into third person mode*
“Is no more”
BAHAHAHA
died at that
😂😂I’m dying
Ori 15 when I heard that I had a seizure
It's essentially a 13 week game of Simon Says with no correct answers.
That is one of the best anologys I've ever heard good on u 😂
Is it only 13 weeks?! Phh... I play in about 1/8 of my life.
Fuck haha
With tons of death metal screaming because reasons
Exactly!!!
3:30
"IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER! IT DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHAAANG!!"
🤣🤣
the D.I. was going through all 8 of his multiple Personalities with his voices ....and then he said "I"
so funny
Ayee sIir
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sounds like steve'o at 3:47 xD
I believe it’s a punishment,if you hold your arms up for a while,it starts getting fatiguing
8:10 Drill Sargent: “it’s amazing what McDonald’s can do!”
This got me 😂
I laughed at that too
🤣🤣
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Drill instructor *
This was my fatass in boot camp although I was somewhat athletic for a big dude so didn’t get too much attention there
Imagine getting a phone call and it's just a bunch of men screaming into the phone and some kid crying
LMAO 🤣🤣💀
I'd be like damn I hope that's not my son and just block the number lol
Bro in Canadian BMQ the master corporal will literally scream at your parents
XD
Isaac Yeah, as the mother of 5 sons, if I got a call like THAT, I guarantee you that my next call would be to whoever ran that boot camp, and I’d be loudly yelling into HIS/HER ear and telling them just exactly how I felt about that particular little stunt. Yelling at my kid-no biggie-been there, done that myself. But, to make a MOTHER take a call like THAT is just inexcusable!
Recruit: *Dies from heart attack*
Drill sergeant: - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE -
Recruit: - I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again sir -
*This recruit, lmao
Spudinskey *Drill Instructor
@@FirstnameLastnamee Thank you, I totally missed that, lol
Spudinskey or sergeant
@@procan4552 I don't think you're supposed to call your Drill Sergeant "sir"
i swear to christ my biggest hardship of basic was not having a huge smile on my face whenever drill sergeants started yelling. it was pure damn joy.
That’s the hardest part no doubt. They are SO funny
My DI asked my if I was on drugs; "You always smiling"! - "No Drill Sgt, I like it here!"
@@50buttfishhow did he respond to that?
I feel genuine terror for the kid who’s parent is a drill instructer and got a math problem wrong when getting help for their homework
Most DI's are actually really chill and funny outside of their job
As someone who grew up in a dysfunctional household with parents who basically held a gun to my head the DI's were actually a relief in a way
@@EpicMinecraftFail this is relatable. I wasn’t in the military but those who raised me were.
I was told I am not allowed to do this at work after getting out, it made the new hires upset and quit. The kids today need it more now then we ever did back in 1984. Glad retirement is approaching as the kids today are pretty much worthless fat bodies who think they are entitled to everything for no work whatsoever.
They're just humans I'm sure some are assholes but drill Cadre across the board.. high asvab scores no doubt. But American public school.. you can be a d student. Might mean you don't care. Might mean your slow.. military is made for anti establishment types. We don't care so much we care.
recruit: slightly looks at something
Drill instructor: So you have chosen death
Slightly? Like with one eye?
project ekko lol I got yelled at so hard by a Female Chief for making eye contact for a fraction of a second! Then a Petty Officer joined the party and stared scream at me as well. He was like “WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER?! WWHHHYYYYYY?!!!!” I was just standing there like a frozen statue waiting for them to be done. Did I make eye contact ever again? Nope! ... A thousand eyes stare people...Remember that if you’re joining now.
Had a Sergeant tell the guy next to me he was so ugly it should be considered a hate crime for him to walk around outside without a mask on. I lost my bearing and laughed- I probably got smoked for about 45 minutes straight.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i would have dropped laughing from that one
Worth it everytime, they know they are funny as fuck, I got smoked for laughing all the damn time, never regretted it, only made me stronger lmao.
Dude, I gotta write that one down... LMFAO xD
SP4l2TAN I should be in boot camp within 3 months and I don’t think I will ever be relaxed enough to even consider laughing.
@@godflame52 Good luck, you're going to hate it the first days, weeks, etc. But you'll notice you're getting stronger, leaner, and before you know it, you will love it. The issue comes after boot camp and MOS training...
As a parent, u get a phone call n all u hear is "ahhaahaAHHAHAHH. I SIR I SIR I SIR. AAAAHHHHH" then u just hang tf up like "sheesh, hope he'll clean his fukn room now"😂😂
I remember my kid getting off the bus hearing yelling and screaming and I was like you got this, your awesome, you got this. Hung up and cried my eyes out lol
😂😂😂😂
You're* awesome.
All the cocaine the cops take goes to the drill instructors
LMAO
UNDERRATED
Its not just the cocaine its all the drugs
Facts 😭
Lmbo🤣🤣
Phone: "One new message:"
Voicemail:" AAAHSCREAM IT SCREAM IT HAHOISNKFENFVLAKSCNIAE"
Phome:" End of message"
Paolo Vito Lmao 😂😂
Lol
AYE AYE SIR
😂
Phone*
12:35 “look at that fat walrus ass, and he’s lapped you”😂😂
"WAVE TO THE CAMERA SAY HI TO MOMMY" 🤣
2:00 he's actually being really cool with him and trying to help him. I like this guy
I think its bc he is still a poolie so he is a lot more helpful
“Look at your own face”
The recruit:😐
If you cross your eyes you can
😂dts funny XD
"LOOK AT THE GROUND!" "LOOK AT THE SKY!" "NOW LOOK AT YOUR FACE!"
Recruit: _Visible Confusion._
Me: _ROLLING WITH MY SIDES IN ORBIT_
@@imthemetalguy1 And then the drill instructor forces you to remain cross-eyed for the rest of the day.
Bruh I would be terrified I would be so confused
“What’s your rifle serial number?”
“I can’t read it-“
*”A A A A A A A A A A I”*
THIS RECRUIT! THIS RECRUIT!!!
BAHAHAHAHA
THIS RECRUIT SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID BITCH
Pretty accurate
you are a moron.
aye sir.
13:09 has me dying. That dude is goofy as hell. 🤣
You can tell on the sleeve, they're AFJROTC and I saw they kept breaking bearing, this is why NJROTC is superior
You're right, not sure if I could not laugh at him. 😆
I would've fell tf out n got us all smoked
@@ethanrobinson6531 facts
It was raining one day and my drill sergeant did like that. So he made me do pushups to make the rain stop. When it didn’t stop raining, he made me do squats to see if that would work. It didn’t. So he made me do sit ups for not making the rain stop.
0:47 mother picks up the phone.
"Hello?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack Filler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mother: "Oh, thank God I was so worri-"
*Disturbing screaming*
Recruit (muffled static)- "THIS IS RECTU- AAGHHHHHH!!! It safely to AUGHGHGHHHHH!!!!" PLEASE DONT SE-AUUGGHHHHH!! *violent banging* Goodbye for now!"
*Line cuts off*
Mother- "..." *holds her other child* "what was that mama?" *grabs rosary beads and bible*
Jack Filler hahaha
it would be a nightmare for the mother, it's almost cruel
“It’s a piece of paper it doesn’t weigh anything” lol
did that in basic for about 30 minutes. it starts to feel like it weighs 10 more pounds by the minute
That made me laugh so hard but the thought of doing a bunch of push-ups and doing that would suck lol
WRONG SIR!!!! EVEN ATOMS HAVE WEIGHT SIR!!!!
@@ralfnikoparohinog1918 you are taking this way too seriously
@@dmdm9198 Just saying 😂
i loved when they'd say shit like that. 4:56 "look at your own face!" and you had to just figure it out because drill instructors never make mistakes lmao
0:46 imagine what the person who picked up the phone was thinking😂😂😂
They started doing pushups
Mom: Hey daughter, how is the army?
Daughter: AHHHRHRHRHRHHHHHHH
Who tf calls their daughter "daughter"
I think it's because she didn't know the name.
Anthony these are all marines not army
@@billmartin39 whats the difference
@MR. BLACK it is a huge difference one sits down to pee
I would never be able to do this without either crying, laughing or both
That's what I thought but believe me I did not laugh or cry it was all straight faces
Same lol
Yeah, you wouldn't be laughing.
Yeah, you laugh and they'll sit you on your ass. You cry, and you'll have every drill sgt taking advantage of that
I’ve never heard such bullshit before.
My respect for the army ROTC kid who stated “this recruit has 4 responses” in the face of Marines screaming at him to say “aye aye sir” is impeccable. That is the definition of military bearing and those marines had to respect him for that lmao
The real life Private Joker
That's the 4th response?
So what was the true situation?
That was an Air force jrotc cadet
Ik because i am one
I was looking for a female recruit version of these videos. My sister grew up with 4 brothers and enlisted in the Marines. Let's just say she excelled in the hand to hand combat training. She said the only time she got in trouble was for telling her instructor that our dad was scarier than he was.
There's a girl literally in the beginning of the video....
Then everyone clapped
Recruit: struggling to hold up paper
Drill Instructor: *ITS A PAPER IT WEIGHS NOTHING!!!!*
YOOOOOOOOO YANKE WITH NO BRIM
Ways??🤣😂 You mean Weigh! 😅
Armando Alonso lmao just noticed that😂
@@MrBigB woah Brim with no yankee
@@MrBigB YOOOOOOO NO YANKE WITH NO BRIM
*Throat has left the chat*
The recruits are fortunate to make a phone call. When I was in we didn't have that luxury.
This joke is old now
@@ls20033 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"ur mom" in 2019 ahh yeas
Wacky Tacky Smacky AYOOOOO
I like the DI doing the rifle check. "Are you scared? Are you angry? Are you happy? Are you sad? Uh-kay, I just wanted tuh know, cuz you're shaking." 😂
That one guy going “YES. SIR.” Has me dying!!
The worst is when they're screaming at you and their voice cracks and every ounce of you is trying not to crack a smile 😂
Its on purpose because if you laugh or even laugh your basically screwed
asi es , es inevitable reirse y al final terminar llorando
🤣🤣💀
14:02
Yeah last time that happened we either played some stupid games or got the house destroyed, or both. Bwuahahahaha!! 😆🤣
Just imagine dating a drill sergeant and y’all get into a argument
Blake Ralston No lie bro That will be funny
No physical abuse just makes her do exercises everytime she pisses him off LOL
You ain't winning against them lol
Drill instructor.
😂😂😂
The drill sergeants are sweating through their uniform. Shows how dedicated they are. They set a great example.
13:08 gets me EVERY TIME!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“It’s a piece of paper it doesn’t weigh anythaaaaang” 😂
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my favorite part.
"aYe SiRR"
that guy clearly has never been in marching band lol
Imagine the parent receiving that phone call at 0:46.
“This is recruit AGSHSTSHSVEUSVSISH!”
I really hope that there recruiter preps them on that. Otherwise, they might freak out.
Lol ask mine. Honestly I don't even remember that part. The first 3 days were a blur.
my mother was a DI, she is gonna laugh her ass off when i go in lol
Надеюсь не прийдется с этими кричащими психами воевать
Your mother was a DI??? Wow. There's got to be some stories behind that.
I remember being lined up and the instructors were inspecting us. One must have said something quite funny cuz we all heard a snigger come from somewhere in formation. I swear whoever giggled gave out the wimpiest “have mercy” before getting set on by the instructors. No idea how the rest of us didn’t burst out laughing.
"Look at your own face"
I would've failed a straight face if i was in there. Lmao
99% of marine corps drill instructors sound like steve-o
You mean steve-o frkm jackass?
Sheryll Ann Marie Lacaba no Steve-O from Home Alone
@@crackedmyipad2122 hahaha
Because they scream so damn much
I could've sworn Steve-O made an appearance at 14:00 hahahaha
I genuinely believe they have permanently damaged their vocal cords
ive met a few old sailors, construction workers, and veterans who sound like Ernest (like from Ernest Scared Stupid) from a lifetime of screaming.
They do my brother is a Marine Corps DI. His voice is cooked
They do. One of my former DIs voice was so bad, I heard his voice before seeing his face and I legit thought someone was speaking through a radio.
They really do. My one uncle was in the Navy and his Sergeants sounded like they chain smoked for 30 years but they just screamed away their voices. They say it's worth it though
I did
As a United States Marine veteran this is hilarious 😂 Semper Fi Brothers.
This was my childhood. So when I left for training, I felt right at home.
If this is true I feel very sorry for you. My condolences.
8:12 *”ITS AMAZING WHAT McDONALDS CAN DO”*
HAD ME TO TEARS 😂
Ikr
Honestly that would be me
SAME XXDD
“Let’s go”😂😂😂
LMAO
My only Fear would be to not understand a single Word they`re saying...
jabbah1 happens all the time trust me
Half the time during training I couldnt understand one of mine drill instructors cause she talked so fast. You just gotta roll with it and ask your sisters or brothers for help.
You never can.
You'd be amazed standing there and not understanding half of what they're screaming, but still knowing what they want done.
only fear¿
Nice job you actually had goose bumps you just reminded me of my grandfather that was a drillsergent in the first infantry during the vetnam war and when he got pissed at ya he would act exactly like this so you learned real fast not to piss him off otherwise he was screaming in your face while your doing push-ups or running till he got tired
Legend has it he is still walking at recruits running pace
“ITS A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!”
*“IT DOESNT WEIGH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!”*
Watching that made me want to enlist even more
IT'S THREE FUCKING WORDS
But my arms do.
Whats the riffle serial number
I cant read it
Aaaaahhhhhh!! Lmfao
Im dying
The worst part is if you laugh it gets even worse.......
Hunter Lane bruhhhhhh! I would always be in trouble cause i would always be laughing
I laugh when someone says poop,i would not survive basic army training. Those drillsergeants look funny with their pants really high and sometimes they make these funny sounds, i would be cracking up 24/7.
But I don't get it what's the point of this like I get it they have to follow orders but why's there's so much yelling I am not from military so yeah if someone can explain to me ?
@@abi2767 Its to train them for chaos during combat deployments
@@PolskaDayo with all due respect sir can u elaborate how getting yelled at is preparing u for chaos ?
5:44 lmao this drill instructor is pure comedy
I honestly have no idea how on God's green earth none of these recruits just don't burst out laughing. I used to laugh when my father ( former marine) yelled at me, I would be rolling.
I'm sure they all got in trouble for this and regretted it
0:46
>picks up
>hears screaming demons
"yep, they're fine"
Nole Nice one!! 😀👍🏽
Pretty much
🤣
LMAO!
When you answer the phones around your friends
After watching this, Gordon Ramsay Hells Kitchen show looks like a walk in a park🤣
Me thinks so too... Hahahhaha
No shit lmao
1:24 The way he was shaking the bag 💀
When the three drill Sargeants started yelling at the kid on the phone I just started laughing and saying Jesus Christ lol
Drill instructors*** those are the marines. Army has the DS’s
Praise his name
Nobody:
The back of a drill Sergeant’s head: _
This made me chuckle :)
Drill Instructor
sмоку воi smokey*
More like ≠
Lol
LOOK UP!!
LOOK AT THE GROUND!!
LOOK UP!!
LOOK AT THE GROUND!!
LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE!!!
...*Recruit.exe has stopped working
Juuzou Suzuya if he had a pocket mirror or something 😂
Lmaooo9
This Recruit is unable to do this task sir!
*YOU TELLING ME YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE CADET! PAAAAATHETIC!!*
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Followed by the Jojo to be continued. I didn't realize our military had a hamon branch for fighting vampires
"We got a cheeseburger" lmao!!
I would NOT last in bootcamp. I would *LITERALLY* be dying from laughter.
me too
@@AutomanicJack You both wouldn't be laughing for long. I assure you.
@@reconmarine yeah, because its so funny we would soon die from laughing
@@reconmarine for damn sure they wouldnt be laughing. alot of "tough fux" behind keyboards.
The real talent in these instructors is how they dont lose they’re voice
They just tell their throat to heal
And how they all sound almost the same
Wym? They all sound like they smoke 40 packs a day.
@@Xwii610 they practice that so they won't lose their voices.
They do very often
“It’s a piece of paper, it doesn’t weigh anything” 😂
I wouldn’t last, I would say “yeah the paper doesn’t weigh anything but the lactic acid in my arms that is building up is” I wonder how smoked I would get
@@cherylasuncion602 😂😂😂
Ah the paper test
Josh Castro he was stressed and he had probably yelled a lot before then. I’ve been through Marines boot camp as well. I would know. I want you to try something. For about 10 minutes continuously scream. Your throat will burn and you will lose your voice. Imagine being like this for weeks.
Josh Castro all day every day
I could not handle the constant yelling I'd laugh so hard
14:00 I was half-expecting a fifth one to drop from the damn ceiling.
And then a sixth one to come bursting through the window😂
@@tylerdoesit2597 And a seventh one materializes out of thin air
@@nicholaspark4165 lmaoooo and an 8th one forms a swirling shadow portal and emerges from it😂
One of them comes from the grown summoned by satan himself
Me: *After recruiting at the U.S marines*
Me after going home: *MOOOOOMM IM HOME*
*AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!*
Flying Ostrich
🤣 have a Sub and a Like
*gets ass beat
Zesanactor Over-5 I have no idea how to respond to your “no”
@@jaikohaal *gets hit with the chancla
AYE SIR
I remember when I was around 12 and my brother made his first phone call home my mom started crying because all she could hear was screaming and couldn't understand my brother.
They were just letting her know he arrived
Literally the same experience, except my dad understood what was happening and explained before my mom could cry
@Grim Reefer.. Yeah, he just arrived at the Gates of Hell.. with the sign that reads "Abandon All Hope ye Who Enter Here"
Lol. 2 weeks in we got to make a real call, my fiance missed the call while she was at work and apparently cried all week long until I called back.
They were just really excited and wanted to let his mom know.
“Yes, Sir!” I loved that so much 😂
0:46 Imagine being on the other side of the line and hearing all that yelling
Being a drill instructor is the ultimate revenge of short guys
El Hermano 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dickhead
Ray Braud found the short guy
@@raybraud1568 whats wrong shorty? Tiny wee wee?
Bruh I know that feeling. 2001 Ft Knox. 5'11. I think the drill Sargent's in question might have been like at max 5"6. I wasn't in their platoons, but lets just I had a couple of sugar cookie days and quite a few hotbox days. Good thing we got new mops at the beginning of Hell week.
Recruit: *makes small mistake
Drill sergeants in a 1 mile radius: *turns there head at a 360° pace at them*
*180
*their
*them.
their* u fucking son of a bitch please learn some fucking grammar
Drill Instructor*
imagine being the recruits family and in the only phone call you get from them it's just a bunch of screaming and you can barely hear you're loved one😂
They sound like literal demons 😂😂
😂😂😂
“Its amazing what McDonald’s can do”
*BRUH*
Joyner_46 I died at that part 😂😂😂
Joyner_46 I fuckin hollered man lmfao
8:11 🤣😂
Apple pie! Apple pie!
Some of the stuff they say is hilarious
3:43he went in 3 different voices😭
PUBG Master 😂😂😂
GET YOUR ARMS UP!! *GET EM UP!!!* _get em up right now_
PUBG Master the power of a marine DI
PUBG Master the 3rd one was his 'Squidward' voice.
@@TheAdriyaman LMAO :DD
“Look at your own face”
I would just start laughing so hard 😂
My only fear would laughing my ass off while they're yelling at the top of their lungs 😭😂😂
WHATS SO FUCKING FUNNY?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?! RUN! RUN IT RIGHT NOW! GET RUNNING!
It’s funny till they catch you laughing lol
Hahaha ya.. go ahead and laugh... Won't be laughing when you're done
@@Insanemarine247 Lmaoo true, i laugh way to easily 😭😭
Just think of your girlfriend sleeping with another man, you won't be laughing anymore
A bloke I met travelling was a Marine DI on annual leave and he said once the Drill Instructor's were behind closed doors, away from the recruits they would all just start pissing themselves laughing, swapping stories of some of the dumb shit they made recruits do for no reason.
Perfect example of why going in the military is the dumbest choice to make, why would anyone wanna sit there while someone screams and spits in their face
@@kalebd1868 money
Kaleb D they are being prepared for war. It’s a part of the process.
L B It’s not “a part of the process” in a lot of succesful militaries. You think they did this in Roman times? This is just a bunch of bullshit power tripping egomaniacs come up with as an outlet for their emotional issues. The behavior of these drill sergeants as an effective training tool is not backed up by any scientific literature
alex Debroux the american military is the most powerful fighting force the world has ever seen. And look at history. I implore you to look at how the Spartans, Native american, african, and numerous other people (INCLUDING the romans). Soldiers have always and will always endure hardship before going to war because it’s necessary. Scientific literature? How about you look into the vast libraries on the subject studied at places like West Point, DIA National Security Institute, as well as all the scholars on the subject?
This just cracks me up! I was laughing through the whole thing. Why? Because I've been there and done that. 22 years of service. If I had a quarter for every time I had to yell, "Aye, sir" in bootcamp, I'd be rich. Thank you all very much, those of you who also served.
“Look at ur own face” I would 💀 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear when sometimes Drill Instructors don’t even know what they’re yelling about
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I went to basic, I had this drill sergeant that kept telling us “POSITION OF ATTENTION” constantly. We all knew that he meant to say “front leaning rest position” but didn’t want to do it 😂 so he notices his mistake and says”THE SQUAT BENDER” and left us in a squatting position as he went to fuck the next door bay 😂
Just Jesus
Were you in the Army?
Honestly it just to make you used to extremely uncomfortable situations....as loud voices and someone screaming in your ear will be the least of your worries when bullets are flying in your face.
Yep...how many of us had to wipe spit from the back of our necks.
Drill instructor are legally allowed to BULLY you
recruit: *breathes*
di: *WHAT WAS THAT!! WHAT!! WAS!!!! THAT!!!!*
Drill instructor*
Hunter Bruyere thx
My comment made me laugh 😂
" *You think you've got time to breaaaaaaaaaaathe?!? The enemy won't give you time to breathe in the fieldddddddddddddddduhhhhh!* "
This made me laugh
He said look up look down now look at your own face, that recruit was stuck, like what. I'm dying🤣
The sergeant yelling at the guy to keep holding the paper up should be a voice actor he could play a good villain💀
“It’s amazing what McDonald’s can do.” 😂😂
I would've replied: then you should check out what In & Out can do for you if you're in the west coast. If not, try some White Castle in the east coast. Delicious.
You must tell me where you found that
@@cherylasuncion602 8:12
@ white castle😋
Tbh i am betting that guy got recycled
"Its a piece of paper, it doesn't weight anything"
"The paper lightness doesn't prevents gravity from pulling my arms down sir"
Watch & Roll *screams* LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CLOWN HERE DO YOU WANA DIE TODAY?😂
"GRAVITY IS THE WEAKEST FORCE, ARMS UP MAGGOT AND HOLD THE F*CKING PAPER"
So you have chosen... death
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME PRIVATE?
I'M BOUTTA SMOKE YOU LIKE A FUCKING CRACK PIPE, HALF RIGHT, HUUUU
I love it lmaooo
Imagine picking up the phone to a random number and just hearing screams 😂😂😂
Ah memories. This is my new soundtrack to relax before I sleep at night
recruit:
sergeant: *angry noises*
Also meaningless after the first frase.
Sergeant: *asks a question*
Recruit: *answers*
Sergeant: I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU
Hearing “Ay Ay Sir” for a long times starts to sound like “MY EYES HURT”
Brandon Cooper lol 😂
That’s what my DIs always said to make fun of nasty ass recruits 😂
True
"MY ASS HURTS"
Aye aye sir*... sorry
I’m literally in tears from laughing so hard “ look at that fat walrus he lapped you” 😂😂🤣
I can't recall how many hours we spent holding our rifles straight out. There'd always be the one guy who'd drop his arms and just add on time to it. It's amazing what reserves you can pull out to not be 'that guy' who gets special attention for standing out.
Imagine being some like 5’ 2” kid just out of high school tryna use the phone and getting screamed at by three massive and terrifying dudes
That’s gonna be one of my friends, poor dude is like 5’3” and thin as a twig, but he recently enlisted in the Army
@@hartleyransom-leland5872 5’ 2” kid
AHAHHAHAAH
Yes... that is exactly me. I am the 5'2"
He looks like he is 10 lmao
“It’s amazing what McDonald’s can do”😂
I only have 69 cents
You know what that means
I dont have enough for chicken nuggets
@@higrill2538 that is depressing
@@higrill2538 You can buy a diabetes artifical Burger
That was actually a wholesome moment, imo.
Because it is.. "United States Marine Corps, Dept Of The Navy"...stop being such a dumb ignorant, hop on Google, and do some fucking research before you talk out of your asshole next time, ya fucking moron.
Recruit: “Breaths out of cadence”
Drill Instructor: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
These drill instructors must be from the shadow realm. Absolutely fantastic. Love it
"Oh I see my son finally called me from basic training. I wonder how he's doing"
0:45
CHICKEN That's horrible dude. Never did that, we sent letters home..
@j yes
CHICKEN Haha... nice one. 😀👍🏽
Cookie, cookies
@j You can call it a non-binary bitch or whatever term you got, but when it comes down to it, that looks like a lesbian with a penis.
Drill sergeant: LOUDER, SCREAM IT!!!
Me: yes daddy
Sergeant: WHAT?
Me: WHAT?
Drill sergant: SHARP!!!!
Lmaooo
Ryley Stacey bro please tell me you’re lying
Someone’s always got to make it perverted. F u
*what sir
Application for Drill Instructor:
1. Are you built like a bodybuilder?
2. Are you borderline psychotic?
3. Do you enjoy screaming at max volume?
Your hired! :D
Seriously though, I'm sure these recruits will NEVER forget their drill instructors!!
“You do it my way! We say I, I Sir” “ Yes……….Sir!”. Shit had my dying.
0:50 when your mom calls you while you’re out with your friends
They arent real for sure
Aznes no u
Exactly