New Age Grandma Music - Iridescent Emotion [NEW NEW AGE MUSIC]

"New-Age Grandma Music" by Iridescent Emotion is a new age song that explores the intersection of new-age spirituality and unconventional rituals among a group of older women. Set in a crystal shop, the lyrics paint a vivid picture of these grandmas embracing alternative lifestyles, sipping wheatgrass, and discussing chakras while recognizing their own aging bodies. The playful tone is heightened by the repeated chants of "Ave Satanas," as they casually integrate elements of the occult into their gatherings, drawing pentagrams and lighting black candles. The chorus highlights their carefree attitude towards these practices, presenting it as a scandalous yet accepted norm in their California setting. With a blend of soft jazz and cosmic vibes, the song captures the essence of nostalgia and rebellion, showcasing a fun and irreverent take on aging, identity, and community among the new-age crowd.
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LYRICS:
[Female vocals]
[Spoken word]
Ave Satanas
Ave Satanas
Ave Satanas
Ave Satanas
[Verse]
The crystal shop is where we gather round
Listening to sounds we dyed our grays out loud
Sipping wheatgrass with our vegan snacks
Talking 'bout our chakras and our aching backs
[Verse 2]
They say new-age heals you from within
But we’re losing teeth and gaining chin
Meditate till the sun gets shy
Despite it all we don't question why
[Chorus]
Then Susan pulls out the black candles
We all draw a pentagram with some granules
In California, it's not even a scandal
Hail Satan, we all chant from our mantles (Haaaiiiilll Satan!)
[Verse 3]
We got incense burning like it's youth in disguise
Closing our eyes but can't quite visualize
Soft jazz mix with cosmic rain
Hoping this vibe eases our pain
[Bridge]
Got cassette tapes and Ovaltine
Vinyl records from when we were lean
We're the hippest crew you’ve ever seen
[Chorus]
Then Susan pulls out the black candles
We all draw a pentagram with some granules
In California, it's not even a scandal
Hail Satan, we all chant from our mantles (Haaaiiiilll Satan!)
[Outro]
All hail the dark lord
My soul is getting colder
All hail the dark lord
My soul is getting colder
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