GTA 5 | Did Somebody Says Yoga? | Mission Gameplay entertainment

In Grand Theft Auto V, the mission “Did Somebody Say Yoga?” involves Michael De Santa trying out yoga with his wife Amanda and her instructor, Fabien LaRouche. Below is a detailed script outline of the mission.
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Cutscene: Michael Arrives Home
Michael arrives at his house and finds Amanda in the backyard doing yoga with Fabien.
Michael:
"Namaste... nah, I'm goin' f*** yourself. Did somebody say yoga?"
Amanda:
"Namaste, Michael."
Fabien:
"You must be Miguel, namaste."
Michael (annoyed):
"Namaste... Go f*** yourself."
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Cutscene: Introduction to Yoga
Fabien:
"Michael, join us, please."
Michael:
"Why now?"
Amanda:
"Michael, it’s yoga. You’re stressed. You need some help."
Reluctantly, Michael agrees to join.
Michael:
"Fine."
Fabien begins guiding Michael through the yoga poses.
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Yoga Gameplay Sequence
Fabien instructs Michael to perform a series of yoga poses, which the player must complete by following on-screen prompts.
Fabien:
"Now, Michael, join us. We begin each sequence... Tadasana. Yes? Or mountain pose."
Fabien:
"Out through the mouth and nose... maintain it."
Michael struggles to follow along as Fabien keeps giving instructions in an overly pretentious way.
Fabien:
"Now, downward dog. It is perfect. Now, we do the breath."
After several more awkward poses and deep breathing, Michael grows visibly frustrated but keeps going. Fabien, meanwhile, continues to maintain a serene, calm demeanor.
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Cutscene: Michael Loses It
As the session continues, Michael is clearly losing his patience.
Fabien:
"The silly man forgets to breathe... breathe, Michael."
Michael:
"I'm about to feel some emotions alright!"
Fabien:
"Feel all that anger, Michael. Let it go."
Amanda:
"You’re turning red, Michael."
After another awkward pose where Fabien touches Amanda, Michael finally snaps.
Michael (enraged):
"Enough of this!"
Fabien (mocking):
"We are all on the same path, Michael."
Michael:
"F*** you, Fabien!"
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Cutscene: The Fight
Amanda:
"You’re such a f***ing animal! A deranged animal!"
Amanda storms out of the session and walks inside the house.
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Cutscene: Tracy Calls Michael
After the disastrous yoga session, Michael receives a phone call from his daughter, Tracy.
Tracy:
"Dad, can you take me to a friend’s house?"
Michael (sighing):
"Yeah, sure."
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Objective: Pick Up Tracy
Michael must now drive to pick up Tracy and continue with the next mission task.
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This mission serves to highlight the dysfunctional dynamics of Michael's family, particularly his strained relationship with Amanda. It also shows Michael’s impatience with things outside his comfort zone, as well as his inability to manage his temper. The comedic tension between Michael and Fabien underscores the frustration Michael feels with his life, and it ties into the overarching theme of his midlife crisis.
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