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  • I'm here to kill Chaos. A tutorial on selling out, and a thank you for all your sweet succulent views. More "videos" to come. Chaos meme.
    #finalfantasy #e32021 #squareenix #finalfantasyorigin #chaos #strangerofparadise
    Clip from the Stranger of Paradise trailer: • Stranger of Paradise: ...
    Music is: • FFXIV OST Omega: Chaos...

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  • @gkp
    @gkp  3 роки тому +50

    Gimme video requests: discord.gg/mTMpwvnTEk
    (or just hang out) :DDD

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому

      Bless you sir for reading the comments.
      (Removes trousers in respect)

  • @SeriouslyNotASpy
    @SeriouslyNotASpy 3 роки тому +1134

    "Chaos watches all my videos, but he isn't subscribed to my channel."

    • @CKing97
      @CKing97 3 роки тому +25

      "Interesting"

    • @brightwafi1291
      @brightwafi1291 3 роки тому +46

      "Maybe I am a Chaos"

    • @Enzo24.
      @Enzo24. 3 роки тому +4

      yo there is an spy over here!

  • @robobitguy2073
    @robobitguy2073 3 роки тому +494

    “Chaos reposted my opinion with a soijak, completely discrediting me and making me look stupid in front of everyone”

  • @imaloony8
    @imaloony8 3 роки тому +470

    "Chaos is the reason that they sell hot dogs in packs of 10, but buns in packs of 8."

  • @hiddlesubblubites5116
    @hiddlesubblubites5116 3 роки тому +492

    “Chaos fist pumped me when I was reaching for a high five, resulting in a very cringe gamer moment. He still hasn’t apologized…”

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Рік тому

      In the interview for The Howard Stern Show, which was posted to UA-cam - but has since been removed, Chaos discussed the Polanski case at length with Stern and his co-host Robin Quivers.
      As part of a plea bargain, Polanski pleaded guilty to unlawful s. intercourse with a minor - an offence that was previously known as statutory r.
      "He didn't r. a 13-year-old," Chaos told Stern. "It was statutory r. That's not quite the same thing... He had s. with a minor, all right. That's not r."
      *Chaos later apologised.*

  • @Keykasta
    @Keykasta 3 роки тому +364

    "Chaos probably eats pizza with a fork."

    • @MalcadorTheSigilite
      @MalcadorTheSigilite 3 роки тому +20

      Chaos eats pizza crust first

    • @LoudLoveTaps
      @LoudLoveTaps 3 роки тому +5

      Chaos orders bone pizzas with pineapple instead of boneless pizza

    • @Peheal
      @Peheal 3 роки тому +2

      @@MalcadorTheSigilite i feel like all of these (except the one LoudLoveTaps said) are a personal attack against me

    • @MalcadorTheSigilite
      @MalcadorTheSigilite 3 роки тому +2

      @@Peheal Truth be told I do that which was where I got the idea from. Maybe I'm Chaos.

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @kingbrennus1580
    @kingbrennus1580 3 роки тому +558

    CHAOS made a 500 page NTR doujin of my favorite anime couple just to troll me....

    • @Gang3rs
      @Gang3rs 3 роки тому +120

      Chaos, you bastard. He must be stopped

    • @u.kw1461
      @u.kw1461 3 роки тому +81

      That's some dedication

    • @mediocremason
      @mediocremason 3 роки тому +68

      DAMN YOU CHAOS

    • @sonny167349
      @sonny167349 3 роки тому +47

      That is some true evil shit right there damn.

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 роки тому +32

      Chaos does... A little bit of trolling.

  • @MyBebopBlues
    @MyBebopBlues 3 роки тому +126

    Chaos invited me out to dinner but conveniently forgot his wallet at home once he saw the bill

  • @GruntGamerProductions
    @GruntGamerProductions 3 роки тому +438

    Chaos believes that loot boxes enhance the gaming experience.

  • @MetalRamg
    @MetalRamg 3 роки тому +85

    "Chaos always pick DPS when the team needs a healer."

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 2 роки тому +16

      "Chaos spams cure 1 when cure 2 is better"
      "Chaos does the 'you pull you tank' thing yet always walks behind everyone when playing tank"
      "Chaos eats 16 vuln stacks and complains about not getting heals"

  • @definitelynotcharaznable7749
    @definitelynotcharaznable7749 3 роки тому +64

    "I knew Chaos only exist in my mind, so instead of reflecting on myself, i blamed the therapist"

    • @alexanderkosten7611
      @alexanderkosten7611 3 роки тому +13

      "Mankind knew they could not kill Chaos, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed Chaos."

    • @WateringDNami
      @WateringDNami Рік тому +3

      This chaos is he in the room with us right now?

  • @TheEthanGamer
    @TheEthanGamer 3 роки тому +67

    "I just saw Chaos go into the bathroom, piss and walk outside without even washing his hands. Disgusting."

  • @Aspi3Gam3r
    @Aspi3Gam3r 3 роки тому +188

    Chaos bought the last limited edition unopened Bionicle set off of Ebay and denied me that sweet new Bionicle set smell!

  • @Daevawolf
    @Daevawolf 3 роки тому +166

    Laughed so hard at the "Chaos claps when the plane lands"

    • @radcut7404
      @radcut7404 3 роки тому +5

      Sry for the stupid question but i never understood those jokes so can you explain it too me pls

    • @WateringDNami
      @WateringDNami Рік тому

      ​@radcut7404 it's American joke so you gotta be American to understand such American jokes

    • @Daevawolf
      @Daevawolf Рік тому +1

      @@radcut7404 the same type of people that pray when the plane takes off.
      At least that's how I see it.

  • @cralo2569
    @cralo2569 3 роки тому +50

    "Chaos can't even punch a boulder out of his way, let alone survive inside a volcano. Pathetic."

    • @nisnast
      @nisnast 3 роки тому +6

      Oh ok, Chris.

  • @themiracleman420
    @themiracleman420 3 роки тому +283

    PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 I'VE REPEATED THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW

    • @jameshughes4138
      @jameshughes4138 3 роки тому +8

      Chaos is getting a sequel, I don't think it will be as good as the first though.

  • @Red-zn5oz
    @Red-zn5oz 3 роки тому +59

    "Chaos puts ketchup on his fries, and not on the side."

  • @thegoodmudkip3652
    @thegoodmudkip3652 3 роки тому +38

    "Chaos poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses"

    • @FTW1230
      @FTW1230 3 роки тому +13

      He did that?

    • @thegoodmudkip3652
      @thegoodmudkip3652 3 роки тому +15

      @@FTW1230 "nooooo, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?"

  • @zanygamerx
    @zanygamerx 3 роки тому +18

    "One time, I saw chaos use tongs without clicking them twice first."

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know what it is with tongs, but you always have to click them to show you're a human

  • @MrSaturn113
    @MrSaturn113 Місяць тому +2

    "Chaos poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!"

  • @crashfire12
    @crashfire12 3 роки тому +119

    "Chaos is always shitting while jogging at the forest. I followed the trail of the shit and it led me to his shrine. I won't forgive chaos."

  • @TheInsider15
    @TheInsider15 2 роки тому +11

    "Chaos is the reason why pineapple pizza exists"

  • @MakoProfessionalJerk
    @MakoProfessionalJerk 3 роки тому +7

    Chaos isn't angry at me, he's just very disappointed.

  • @muffinmaster7059
    @muffinmaster7059 3 роки тому +15

    One time I saw CHAOS buy 16 items at the "15 items or less" line in the grocery store

  • @peterlopez2388
    @peterlopez2388 3 роки тому +58

    Chaos doesn’t say thank you when you hold the door open for him
    Chaos chews with his mouth open in public
    Chaos stepped on my new shoes and didn’t even apologize
    God I fucking hate that guy.

  • @onyxile8286
    @onyxile8286 3 роки тому +10

    “Chaos pours in the milk first, before the cereal.”

  • @ieatglassforlunch
    @ieatglassforlunch 3 роки тому +9

    "Chaos eats spaghetti with a spoon instead of a fork."

  • @u.kw1461
    @u.kw1461 3 роки тому +24

    Your voice just works so well with these. The best

  • @INTERNALSERVERERROR500
    @INTERNALSERVERERROR500 3 роки тому +18

    Chaos, it's been 5 years. You still owe me 16 dollars.

  • @peckneck2439
    @peckneck2439 3 роки тому +64

    Chaos causes cataclysmic explosions during gender reveal parties.

  • @JackDout
    @JackDout 3 роки тому +25

    "Chaos once bought our party some nachos, but instead of cheese it was covered in mayonnaise and olives. When we left my house was still on fire."

  • @jamesbenson1208
    @jamesbenson1208 3 роки тому +12

    Chaos is my favorite meme of 2021, and now he wants an Emmy from me.

  • @Phantom_Zer0
    @Phantom_Zer0 3 роки тому +16

    Oh my god i can't stop laughing, that eye contact joke was awesome.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 4 місяці тому +1

    “Chaos doesn’t rate his Uber rides 5 stars, even if he thinks it was a good ride”

  • @rg2359
    @rg2359 3 роки тому +8

    chaos made a youtube video reading comments and didn't read mine

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 3 роки тому

      I posted about five he didn’t read and I’m glad at least one was funny.

  • @MonsterHunterG
    @MonsterHunterG 3 роки тому +33

    "Chaos doesn't wash his hands because he's chaos".

  • @locodesert2
    @locodesert2 3 роки тому +19

    “After watching twilight I decided to go with team Jacob because I fucking hate chaos and refuse to be in the same team as him.”

  • @sheershaw22
    @sheershaw22 Рік тому +5

    Chaos skips the cutscenes, then complains that the story makes no sense.

  • @lisamcrad5799
    @lisamcrad5799 Рік тому +1

    "Chaos still hasn't gotten milk for our dorm, even though he's been drinking all the milk and I want some milk to use in my Mac and Cheese."

  • @sylvieclos
    @sylvieclos 3 роки тому +11

    Chaos broke the air conditioner on accident when he turned it on to make me comfortable.

  • @1odie2
    @1odie2 3 роки тому +6

    Chaos always slapped the door frame when leaving the class room

  • @RaelXIVth
    @RaelXIVth 3 роки тому +12

    "I bet that Jevil guy is friends with Chaos since he talks so much about him"

  • @MrKrampenDamp
    @MrKrampenDamp 3 роки тому +5

    "Chaos makes UA-cam videos but after a few seconds he mentions how only 0.5% of people who watch his videos are subscribed."

  • @Jag-gr7oq
    @Jag-gr7oq Рік тому +1

    Chaos thinks the waiter did a great job still doesn't tip them

  • @cryhog
    @cryhog 3 роки тому +13

    “Chaos and the government came and took mah babyyy!”

  • @fantopapier8424
    @fantopapier8424 2 роки тому +2

    Chaos always uses my bathroom after eating Taco Bell.

  • @hokey9175
    @hokey9175 Рік тому +1

    Chaos browses the Internet without their parent's permission

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 2 роки тому +2

    "He's chaos, god of destruction!"

  • @AtariDad
    @AtariDad 3 роки тому +3

    Chaos cut me in line at the DMV.

  • @yournewfav40
    @yournewfav40 3 роки тому +11

    where is that chaos emerald

  • @ervinpucchi6951
    @ervinpucchi6951 3 роки тому +17

    "Chaos rolled need for a legendary loot drop that wasn't even for his class."

  • @IronLordEXO
    @IronLordEXO 3 роки тому +11

    In all honesty, your inability to stay in character for certain comments just makes it better

  • @ChargeJN
    @ChargeJN 2 роки тому +4

    “Chaos uses the last of the toilet paper but doesn’t replace the roll.”
    “Chaos skips parts when watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”
    “Chaos uses his turn signal even when he’s in the turn-only lane”
    “Chaos buys all the battle pass levels and doesnt play the game”

  • @jgcapers3860
    @jgcapers3860 3 роки тому +4

    Chaos leaves the seat down and then pisses all over it.

  • @keykosolitaire6277
    @keykosolitaire6277 Рік тому +2

    Chaos ruined my pizza with a pineapple on it.

  • @josephrevis9692
    @josephrevis9692 3 роки тому +7

    Chaos borrowed my Final Fantasy game on nintendo and never come back to school. I friggin hate chaos.

  • @gigajerk6953
    @gigajerk6953 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos puts up Christmas decorations in October

  • @RijaMo
    @RijaMo 3 роки тому +5

    This is amazing. Chaos doesnt even sound like a real world anymore

  • @Grimno
    @Grimno 3 роки тому +11

    "Chaos can't cook a risotto despite bragging that they can."

  • @PoisonDuckAnimations
    @PoisonDuckAnimations 3 роки тому +4

    Chaos believes that the intent behind hours of grinding is to provide players a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

  • @Klemmarkus
    @Klemmarkus 3 роки тому +3

    Chaos uses expired coupons at the store and still asks to see the manager

  • @dhaer_he_go7298
    @dhaer_he_go7298 3 роки тому +2

    Chaos doesn't even thank the bus driver...

  • @locodesert2
    @locodesert2 3 роки тому +17

    “Chaos calls calls aerith aris instead of aerith intentionally just to piss me off.”

  • @Gang3rs
    @Gang3rs 3 роки тому +17

    The guy actually did it!!!
    i like that on some of them you struggled to say it in the voice which made it funnier to me. XD
    "Chaos stared right into my soul and broke my PS4."
    Edit: After coming back to this a few times I just noticed I'm being choked on the thumbnail.....I dont know how to take that.

    • @gkp
      @gkp  3 роки тому +6

      It's the greatest sign of respect I can bestow

  • @Yuhara_rev
    @Yuhara_rev 3 роки тому +4

    Chaos once offered me food but he didn't actually mean it

  • @KaeraNeko
    @KaeraNeko 3 роки тому +2

    "My wife cheated on me with Chaos, and now my entire family calls him daddy. Even me."

  • @wetmote8221
    @wetmote8221 3 роки тому +3

    chaos has a beautiful chao garden, and tends it routinely

  • @NingenSlayerZamasu
    @NingenSlayerZamasu 3 роки тому +4

    “Chaos knocked over my fully built LEGO Death Star when I was 10.”
    “Chaos ate the last piece of chocolate cake when he knew I wanted it.”
    “Chaos borrowed my favorite pen in English class then gave it back all bitten.”
    “Chaos doesn’t even clean up his mess at McDonalds.”
    “Chaos went on a date with my sister and stood her up.”
    “Chaos doesn’t even flush.”
    “Chaos borrowed 7 dollars from me, he still owes me 7 dollars.”

  • @jamesbenson1208
    @jamesbenson1208 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos saw Dr. Eggman pissing on the moon as a challenge against him

  • @joseaca1010
    @joseaca1010 3 роки тому +1

    "Chaos told the teacher i brought my gameboy to the class"

  • @swifterman9000
    @swifterman9000 3 роки тому +2

    "Chaos is a great person to me and my entire family... on opposite day."

  • @UNIWarriorThomas
    @UNIWarriorThomas 3 роки тому +3

    "Chaos wrote 2 + 2 = fish on the math test yet he still got a 100 grade"

  • @Spiral-Mark
    @Spiral-Mark 3 роки тому +1

    Its not about the Chaos we started but the Chaos we made along the way

  • @galihuno4372
    @galihuno4372 3 роки тому +2

    Chaos didn't pay rent
    even that damn door was fixed

  • @shadowblueshuriken7387
    @shadowblueshuriken7387 3 роки тому +4

    Chaos watched loli hentai, but his dad works for the FBI and had me arrested instead. DARN YOU CHAOS!!!!

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 3 роки тому +3

    i saw chaos looking at children from behind a tree at a local park but he seemed busy so i didnt say anything

  • @JohnDoe-rf4wp
    @JohnDoe-rf4wp 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos uses the possessive when he should be using the plural.

  • @jconte2343
    @jconte2343 3 роки тому +4

    This is the first and only thing I’ve encountered from this game, and I’m enjoying it more than reason can justify.

  • @kushine_
    @kushine_ 5 місяців тому +1

    Chaos reposted my art on his twitter page without crediting me

  • @kingcole5977
    @kingcole5977 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos never salts his pasta.

  • @AutismusMaxximus
    @AutismusMaxximus 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos got his comment read by GKP

  • @aguy5727
    @aguy5727 3 роки тому +1

    Average conversation with Rogal Dorn

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 4 місяці тому

    Chaos drove queen Yggdra insane into fighting the gods, bringing about ragnarok, thereby setting up the events of Riviera The promised land.

  • @MEISINGER888
    @MEISINGER888 9 місяців тому

    Chaos continuously team kills me for wearing the blue pre-order armor in hell divers 2...

  • @Carlosarts2
    @Carlosarts2 3 роки тому

    Chaos: Ok who is disturbing my existence?

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos took me to the woods for free armor trimming.

  • @DJSummers101
    @DJSummers101 3 роки тому +10

    Chaos honestly sounds like the type of guy who eats his Hotdogs with normal bread and not with a Hot dog bun.

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 3 роки тому +1

      Chaos is australian.

  • @arlinalvera1773
    @arlinalvera1773 2 роки тому

    "I want to kill chaos and after that, my final boss is NETORARE, I will slaying him with o
    Power of vanilla and tentacle"

  • @analogacegambit5054
    @analogacegambit5054 2 роки тому

    'CHAOS! CHAOS!"
    "i can do anything!"

  • @soupbane1688
    @soupbane1688 3 роки тому

    Chaos is responsible for the pringles redesign

  • @DerPuzar
    @DerPuzar 2 роки тому +1

    "Chaos eats shit, but he doesn't shit the shit out."

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 7 місяців тому

      Is that from a 2000's FPS called "Battlegrounds" "machine of war" or something?
      I have a vague recollection of it having an intro where the soldiers were in an air transport and said the word "Shit" a lot.

    • @DerPuzar
      @DerPuzar 7 місяців тому

      @@Tarik360 no i made that up

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 7 місяців тому

      @@DerPuzar damn, was hoping to see if someone would remind me.
      Like someone made a ytp about it a long time ago.

  • @HammyStar
    @HammyStar 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos likes to demand to speak with the manager and hopes that you get fired

  • @lonewanderer3219
    @lonewanderer3219 3 роки тому

    Chaos invited me to his birthday party at Dave and busters, but gave me the wrong address on purpose

  • @justagoreinabox4434
    @justagoreinabox4434 3 роки тому

    Chaos made me scrape my knee when I was four

  • @SilentSoul645
    @SilentSoul645 2 роки тому

    "Chaos leaves me on read everytime I message him and continues to ghost me to this day."

  • @CapTrigger
    @CapTrigger 3 роки тому

    CHAOS saw M.Night Shyamalan The Last Airbender and thought it was better than the source material

  • @orrusfellin5150
    @orrusfellin5150 3 роки тому +1

    Chaos promised that he would make part two video about reading comments. He didn't even look at the comment section.

  • @SciontheDark
    @SciontheDark Рік тому

    Chaos spoiled who the killer was in the first case in Ace Attorney before I turned the game on.

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 3 роки тому

    Chaos never showed up to my highschool graduation

  • @WateringDNami
    @WateringDNami Рік тому

    Chaos is my friend, hello darkness my old friend.