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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- I'm here to kill Chaos. A tutorial on selling out, and a thank you for all your sweet succulent views. More "videos" to come. Chaos meme.
#finalfantasy #e32021 #squareenix #finalfantasyorigin #chaos #strangerofparadise
Clip from the Stranger of Paradise trailer: • Stranger of Paradise: ...
Music is: • FFXIV OST Omega: Chaos...
Gimme video requests: discord.gg/mTMpwvnTEk
(or just hang out) :DDD
Bless you sir for reading the comments.
(Removes trousers in respect)
"Chaos watches all my videos, but he isn't subscribed to my channel."
"Interesting"
"Maybe I am a Chaos"
yo there is an spy over here!
“Chaos reposted my opinion with a soijak, completely discrediting me and making me look stupid in front of everyone”
LoR PFP
"Chaos is the reason that they sell hot dogs in packs of 10, but buns in packs of 8."
WHAT A MONSTER!
Now even I hate Chaos
“Chaos fist pumped me when I was reaching for a high five, resulting in a very cringe gamer moment. He still hasn’t apologized…”
In the interview for The Howard Stern Show, which was posted to UA-cam - but has since been removed, Chaos discussed the Polanski case at length with Stern and his co-host Robin Quivers.
As part of a plea bargain, Polanski pleaded guilty to unlawful s. intercourse with a minor - an offence that was previously known as statutory r.
"He didn't r. a 13-year-old," Chaos told Stern. "It was statutory r. That's not quite the same thing... He had s. with a minor, all right. That's not r."
*Chaos later apologised.*
"Chaos probably eats pizza with a fork."
Chaos eats pizza crust first
Chaos orders bone pizzas with pineapple instead of boneless pizza
@@MalcadorTheSigilite i feel like all of these (except the one LoudLoveTaps said) are a personal attack against me
@@Peheal Truth be told I do that which was where I got the idea from. Maybe I'm Chaos.
Same
CHAOS made a 500 page NTR doujin of my favorite anime couple just to troll me....
Chaos, you bastard. He must be stopped
That's some dedication
DAMN YOU CHAOS
That is some true evil shit right there damn.
Chaos does... A little bit of trolling.
Chaos invited me out to dinner but conveniently forgot his wallet at home once he saw the bill
Chaos believes that loot boxes enhance the gaming experience.
it does when you are a whale.
im sure chaos is a whale.
@@Nendermart
The guy lives on a castle, he is a whale
"Chaos always pick DPS when the team needs a healer."
"Chaos spams cure 1 when cure 2 is better"
"Chaos does the 'you pull you tank' thing yet always walks behind everyone when playing tank"
"Chaos eats 16 vuln stacks and complains about not getting heals"
"I knew Chaos only exist in my mind, so instead of reflecting on myself, i blamed the therapist"
"Mankind knew they could not kill Chaos, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed Chaos."
This chaos is he in the room with us right now?
"I just saw Chaos go into the bathroom, piss and walk outside without even washing his hands. Disgusting."
Chaos bought the last limited edition unopened Bionicle set off of Ebay and denied me that sweet new Bionicle set smell!
KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEATEN!
OMG, a bionicle reference, mah hart, mah soul 😘😳
Also you are a man of culture (and my aspie brethren)
Laughed so hard at the "Chaos claps when the plane lands"
Sry for the stupid question but i never understood those jokes so can you explain it too me pls
@radcut7404 it's American joke so you gotta be American to understand such American jokes
@@radcut7404 the same type of people that pray when the plane takes off.
At least that's how I see it.
"Chaos can't even punch a boulder out of his way, let alone survive inside a volcano. Pathetic."
Oh ok, Chris.
PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 I'VE REPEATED THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW
Chaos is getting a sequel, I don't think it will be as good as the first though.
"Chaos puts ketchup on his fries, and not on the side."
"Chaos poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses"
He did that?
@@FTW1230 "nooooo, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?"
"One time, I saw chaos use tongs without clicking them twice first."
I don't know what it is with tongs, but you always have to click them to show you're a human
"Chaos poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!"
"Chaos is always shitting while jogging at the forest. I followed the trail of the shit and it led me to his shrine. I won't forgive chaos."
"Chaos is the reason why pineapple pizza exists"
Damn, gotta thank him then
Chaos isn't angry at me, he's just very disappointed.
One time I saw CHAOS buy 16 items at the "15 items or less" line in the grocery store
Chaos doesn’t say thank you when you hold the door open for him
Chaos chews with his mouth open in public
Chaos stepped on my new shoes and didn’t even apologize
God I fucking hate that guy.
“Chaos pours in the milk first, before the cereal.”
"Chaos eats spaghetti with a spoon instead of a fork."
Your voice just works so well with these. The best
Chaos, it's been 5 years. You still owe me 16 dollars.
Chaos causes cataclysmic explosions during gender reveal parties.
"Chaos once bought our party some nachos, but instead of cheese it was covered in mayonnaise and olives. When we left my house was still on fire."
XD
Chaos is my favorite meme of 2021, and now he wants an Emmy from me.
Oh my god i can't stop laughing, that eye contact joke was awesome.
“Chaos doesn’t rate his Uber rides 5 stars, even if he thinks it was a good ride”
chaos made a youtube video reading comments and didn't read mine
I posted about five he didn’t read and I’m glad at least one was funny.
"Chaos doesn't wash his hands because he's chaos".
“After watching twilight I decided to go with team Jacob because I fucking hate chaos and refuse to be in the same team as him.”
Chaos skips the cutscenes, then complains that the story makes no sense.
"Chaos still hasn't gotten milk for our dorm, even though he's been drinking all the milk and I want some milk to use in my Mac and Cheese."
Chaos broke the air conditioner on accident when he turned it on to make me comfortable.
Chaos always slapped the door frame when leaving the class room
"I bet that Jevil guy is friends with Chaos since he talks so much about him"
"Chaos makes UA-cam videos but after a few seconds he mentions how only 0.5% of people who watch his videos are subscribed."
Chaos thinks the waiter did a great job still doesn't tip them
“Chaos and the government came and took mah babyyy!”
Chaos always uses my bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
Chaos browses the Internet without their parent's permission
"He's chaos, god of destruction!"
Chaos cut me in line at the DMV.
where is that chaos emerald
"Chaos rolled need for a legendary loot drop that wasn't even for his class."
In all honesty, your inability to stay in character for certain comments just makes it better
“Chaos uses the last of the toilet paper but doesn’t replace the roll.”
“Chaos skips parts when watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”
“Chaos uses his turn signal even when he’s in the turn-only lane”
“Chaos buys all the battle pass levels and doesnt play the game”
Chaos leaves the seat down and then pisses all over it.
Chaos ruined my pizza with a pineapple on it.
Chaos borrowed my Final Fantasy game on nintendo and never come back to school. I friggin hate chaos.
Chaos puts up Christmas decorations in October
This is amazing. Chaos doesnt even sound like a real world anymore
"Chaos can't cook a risotto despite bragging that they can."
Chaos believes that the intent behind hours of grinding is to provide players a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
Chaos uses expired coupons at the store and still asks to see the manager
Chaos doesn't even thank the bus driver...
“Chaos calls calls aerith aris instead of aerith intentionally just to piss me off.”
The guy actually did it!!!
i like that on some of them you struggled to say it in the voice which made it funnier to me. XD
"Chaos stared right into my soul and broke my PS4."
Edit: After coming back to this a few times I just noticed I'm being choked on the thumbnail.....I dont know how to take that.
It's the greatest sign of respect I can bestow
Chaos once offered me food but he didn't actually mean it
"My wife cheated on me with Chaos, and now my entire family calls him daddy. Even me."
chaos has a beautiful chao garden, and tends it routinely
“Chaos knocked over my fully built LEGO Death Star when I was 10.”
“Chaos ate the last piece of chocolate cake when he knew I wanted it.”
“Chaos borrowed my favorite pen in English class then gave it back all bitten.”
“Chaos doesn’t even clean up his mess at McDonalds.”
“Chaos went on a date with my sister and stood her up.”
“Chaos doesn’t even flush.”
“Chaos borrowed 7 dollars from me, he still owes me 7 dollars.”
Chaos saw Dr. Eggman pissing on the moon as a challenge against him
"Chaos told the teacher i brought my gameboy to the class"
"Chaos is a great person to me and my entire family... on opposite day."
"Chaos wrote 2 + 2 = fish on the math test yet he still got a 100 grade"
Its not about the Chaos we started but the Chaos we made along the way
Chaos didn't pay rent
even that damn door was fixed
Chaos watched loli hentai, but his dad works for the FBI and had me arrested instead. DARN YOU CHAOS!!!!
i saw chaos looking at children from behind a tree at a local park but he seemed busy so i didnt say anything
Chaos uses the possessive when he should be using the plural.
This is the first and only thing I’ve encountered from this game, and I’m enjoying it more than reason can justify.
Chaos reposted my art on his twitter page without crediting me
Chaos never salts his pasta.
Chaos got his comment read by GKP
Average conversation with Rogal Dorn
Chaos drove queen Yggdra insane into fighting the gods, bringing about ragnarok, thereby setting up the events of Riviera The promised land.
Chaos continuously team kills me for wearing the blue pre-order armor in hell divers 2...
Chaos: Ok who is disturbing my existence?
Chaos took me to the woods for free armor trimming.
Chaos honestly sounds like the type of guy who eats his Hotdogs with normal bread and not with a Hot dog bun.
Chaos is australian.
"I want to kill chaos and after that, my final boss is NETORARE, I will slaying him with o
Power of vanilla and tentacle"
'CHAOS! CHAOS!"
"i can do anything!"
Chaos is responsible for the pringles redesign
"Chaos eats shit, but he doesn't shit the shit out."
Is that from a 2000's FPS called "Battlegrounds" "machine of war" or something?
I have a vague recollection of it having an intro where the soldiers were in an air transport and said the word "Shit" a lot.
@@Tarik360 no i made that up
@@DerPuzar damn, was hoping to see if someone would remind me.
Like someone made a ytp about it a long time ago.
Chaos likes to demand to speak with the manager and hopes that you get fired
Chaos invited me to his birthday party at Dave and busters, but gave me the wrong address on purpose
Chaos made me scrape my knee when I was four
"Chaos leaves me on read everytime I message him and continues to ghost me to this day."
CHAOS saw M.Night Shyamalan The Last Airbender and thought it was better than the source material
Chaos promised that he would make part two video about reading comments. He didn't even look at the comment section.
Chaos spoiled who the killer was in the first case in Ace Attorney before I turned the game on.
Chaos never showed up to my highschool graduation
Chaos is my friend, hello darkness my old friend.