Wow the schizophrenic homeless guys were right yet again. How many times do they have to be right for us to revere them as oracles and soothsayers again?
@@Arguments_only worse, we are collectively that girl that turned the protagonist down in the cafeteria during the climax of the 2nd act and are now relegated to the background role with no actual dialogue for the rest of the journey.
How do you even report something like this to authorities without sounding crazy? “Hello?… Yeah. There are Hasidic Jews digging tunnels under my apartment. The sounds of construction equipment is keeping me up all night. I can hear them praying through the floorboards as we speak.”
A guy was complaining on Twitter about hearing Yiddish under his floorboards and he's on the first floor with no basement. People were calling him crazy.
It was a parody account of like Republican politician accounts but ironically even the most anti semitic madness they could think to tweet for the bit turned out to be true
Seeing that guy pop out of the sewer drain and then scurry off was bizarre and hilarious. Like if i had to imagine a 1930s german cartoonist was alive today and was creating antisemetic sketches on youtube, that would be one. It also looked like a newspaper stand was being used to hide the hole, which is just uncanny.
@@antlerbraum2881 Nick has become obsessed with model trains and he has even bought all the scenery like mountains and a town for the train to go through but then at then end of the tracks is just Nicks asshole and the train has a dildo on it.
Pretty sure there's a whole demographic of homeless people going crazy from hearing Hebrew harassing their daydreams and nightmares. We thought they were mentally deficient but no, it's just lack of sleep.
There was that guy on twitter said he could hear Yiddish under his floor in his apartment and thought he was schizo. He felt vindicated by this incident.
The dude coming out of the grate was so unsettling. Especially the way he shuffled away after. Hearing about the tunnels initially was weird but seeing that guy come out on the sidewalk made it surreal
@@FazeParticles I saw a screenshot from him on January 8th talking about it. Could be fake but the wording of the tweet sounded awfully like Shapiro. Alternative egress LOL. Who else would have that kinda chutzpah?
The new information about the hasids hiring migrants to dig the tunnels and having them fill their pockets with dirt to discreetly dump Great Escape style is the greatest thing ive ever heard
@cirkleobserver3217 lol yes, but it was a bunch of young Israelis staying at a yeshiva (who are from the birthplace of Jewish mysticism) and they built this tunnel bcuz of a dead rabbi who they possibly believe is the messiah???? I'm so confused
Back in like 2016-17 I remember people saying SNL couldn't satirize anything anymore because reality had become too ridiculous. Now we're at the point where reality is too ridiculous for cum town/TAFS
There's a glorious video of him online somewhere where he's in the street talking his usual nonsense, and some dude just walks over to him and wallops him across his head, telling him to just shut the fck up.
peaks right away with Adam confirming that they're recording early due to recent events. I want Nick to admit that he has a big red button next to his bed behind a glass panel with a small hammer chained next to it. The glass says "In Case of Jews Break Glass" and the button activates Adam's vibrating bluetooth buttplug, signaling him to meet Nick at the studio immediately.
People have been talking about Rabbit Tunnels for literally thousands of years, I chuckled, but then just shrugged and nodded knowingly. Noticingly perhaps.
Fun fact: a lot of the tunnels in Gaza where built by Israel as mentionned by one of their minister in a Fox interview. Even the anchor was speechless.
Another fun fact: Bibi support med Hamas coming to power in 2006. Another one: A LOT of the people killed on Oct 7 were killed by IDF crossfire, Apache helicopters, and tanks. This is according to IDF soldiers and kibbutz survivors. If you doubt this, read about the history of the Hannibal Directive.
Like so many others, I immediately thought about what Nick would think of the tunnels. But then I realized there’s not even anything to say, he was outdone by real life.
If you go onto google maps you can see the great thing and the newspaper stand that was covering it and the pictures were taken june 2022 so the tunnels are from after that
2 weeks into the year and we always found a Jew tunnel with bloody and shit stained child sized mattresses, high chairs, and a wash station with men’s clothing 😂🤣. I freaking love those silly fellas
Glad Adam could take a break from digging to fill us in.
to fill me up, because I’m gay
You mean supervising the digging
He wouldn't be digging he'd be watching them dig and making little comments
@@MichaelSotoCESnide little comments, bragging about his boyfriend, y’know
Adam doesn’t commute, he tunnels.
Wow the schizophrenic homeless guys were right yet again. How many times do they have to be right for us to revere them as oracles and soothsayers again?
I think society as a whole at this point are too embarrassed to admit that the homeless doom preachers were the protagonists all along.
@@floatingdisembodiedhead8975 are we the baddies?😮
@@Arguments_only worse, we are collectively that girl that turned the protagonist down in the cafeteria during the climax of the 2nd act and are now relegated to the background role with no actual dialogue for the rest of the journey.
@@floatingdisembodiedhead8975 damn....but on the other hand spectating things as a NPC is fun as well!
indeed. entirely right!
Honestly my first reaction to hearing the news of these tunnels was "I cannot wait for the next TAFS episode"
This and Stephen Hawking visiting Epstein's island 😂
Same here
And the woman with Down syndrome being elected to parliament in Spain. 2024 is off to a good start.
I relistened to the fiveish episode in order to prep for the statement I knew was coming
Same lol
How do you even report something like this to authorities without sounding crazy?
“Hello?… Yeah. There are Hasidic Jews digging tunnels under my apartment. The sounds of construction equipment is keeping me up all night. I can hear them praying through the floorboards as we speak.”
Yeah, praying, I'm sure that's what they were doing down there.
Imagine chasidic dirty talk jnder your ground level apartment
In jiddish xD
A guy was complaining on Twitter about hearing Yiddish under his floorboards and he's on the first floor with no basement. People were calling him crazy.
More like preying
It was a parody account of like Republican politician accounts but ironically even the most anti semitic madness they could think to tweet for the bit turned out to be true
Seeing that guy pop out of the sewer drain and then scurry off was bizarre and hilarious. Like if i had to imagine a 1930s german cartoonist was alive today and was creating antisemetic sketches on youtube, that would be one. It also looked like a newspaper stand was being used to hide the hole, which is just uncanny.
Its almost like caricatures and stereotypes are based on real life group behavior or something hmmmm
@@BlakeKasgaard🤫
@BlakeKasgaard real life behavior is more absurd than the caricatures
It’s kind of whimsical
He ran off like a caught pedophile getting predator poached at Walmart
I'm pretty sure this whole tunnel project started because some hasidic guy accidentally dropped a quarter down a sewer drain.
A penny, not even a shiny one, very tarnished, that way there's more flavor when you suck on it.
Bravo
Naw we prefer shiny pennies, so we melt them and sell the copper
Nice dude
They write themselves
The jewish guy scurrying out of the sewer felt like an Eric Andre sketch
Teenage mutant jewish turtles
And they'll STILL use THAT voice for Splinter.
Well, he's gone on record to say that he's Blewish (black and jewish)
i couldnt even tell the grate was cutout i just thought he phased through it like the terminator
Really? I just assumed that’s how they behaved this entire time.
You can tell by Nick's demeanor and tiredness that he's been digging his own tunnel (for trains maybe?) and he's jealous.
The only train he has any relation to is the fact that the entirety of NYC is running a train on his ass.
He’s on the jealous train at the stavvy express
A windowless train
Love the show btw, these comments are mean.
@@antlerbraum2881 Nick has become obsessed with model trains and he has even bought all the scenery like mountains and a town for the train to go through but then at then end of the tracks is just Nicks asshole and the train has a dildo on it.
There must be atleast one homeless guy in NY who went crazy from hearing hebrew coming out of the sewers
Hasids speak Yiddish which genuinely does sound an auditory hallucination.
Pretty sure there's a whole demographic of homeless people going crazy from hearing Hebrew harassing their daydreams and nightmares. We thought they were mentally deficient but no, it's just lack of sleep.
There was that guy on twitter said he could hear Yiddish under his floor in his apartment and thought he was schizo. He felt vindicated by this incident.
@@Alderak1that was fake
@@verifiedhandle9103 Well I did say it was on twitter…
"Mel gibson was right. As a jew I can say that." - Adam a few years ago lol
I love that Nick Mullen straight up has Coffee Drool on his shirt, true commitment to the craft of being a Virgin Alcoholic
*Depressed millennial
Gay Virgin
The dude coming out of the grate was so unsettling. Especially the way he shuffled away after. Hearing about the tunnels initially was weird but seeing that guy come out on the sidewalk made it surreal
Unsettling? You mean funny as fuck?
Yeah, they do shit like that.
@@isaacjones6323
Whatever tf they were doing down there probably was no laughing matter. But continue to attempt to cope through humor.
Id like to see Mr Shapiro explain this one with facts and logic
You should look it up. He tweeted that people were being antisemitic and mean because a Jewish guy chose an "alternative egress" that's a direct quote
@@crumbb_mno way fr? Ben tweeted it out directly? You sure he didn’t quote tweet that
He will probably call it anti semetic, and go on to debate a down syndrome toddler about it.
@@FazeParticles I saw a screenshot from him on January 8th talking about it. Could be fake but the wording of the tweet sounded awfully like Shapiro. Alternative egress LOL. Who else would have that kinda chutzpah?
He'll just tweet Abby's milkers to distract everyone
Old Nick would have had a field day with this story
RLM - "Jokes are real now"
Insane that the existence of the Jewish Tunnel isn’t a Cumtown bit
The new information about the hasids hiring migrants to dig the tunnels and having them fill their pockets with dirt to discreetly dump Great Escape style is the greatest thing ive ever heard
It’s extremely on brand
@cirkleobserver3217 lol yes, but it was a bunch of young Israelis staying at a yeshiva (who are from the birthplace of Jewish mysticism) and they built this tunnel bcuz of a dead rabbi who they possibly believe is the messiah???? I'm so confused
@@clydefrog203they're basically jew mormons
Did you hear that they only did this for like two days and then hired Mexicans secretly? In the post today
@@clydefrog203 not just young
The tunnels are pretty much so obvious that Nick can't even riff on it.
Sometimes things are too perfect comedically
Back in like 2016-17 I remember people saying SNL couldn't satirize anything anymore because reality had become too ridiculous. Now we're at the point where reality is too ridiculous for cum town/TAFS
yea it just wrote itself@@BIacklce
When the premise is the punchline
They've discovered a color that no one else has seen. That's all.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
What's the matter, Butch? Your mom drink up all the ration vouchers again?
T-t-t-t-tunnel snakes rule
There is a guy at the ADL screaming about that grate video
anti defecation league
The ADL made a picture of a cement truck a antisemitic symbol the day this news broke rofl
No way, I thought that was a shitpost.
@@edluke3415cmon bro how are you gonna see one Ifunny meme then take it for fact.
@@johngojcevic8731 because that's how ridiculous the ADL is that I took it at face value
I have honestly been waiting all week to hear Nick’s take on this exact issue.
I've been avoiding sobriety all week for fear that this shit wasn't just part of a fucked up nightmare...
Mike rappaport been podcasting from the tunnels
There's a glorious video of him online somewhere where he's in the street talking his usual nonsense, and some dude just walks over to him and wallops him across his head, telling him to just shut the fck up.
@@dashingeduardosuarezsounds tremendous. Searching now
Nice to see Nick come to life during these times
As soon as I saw this on the news my first thought was “Nick is gonna have a field day with this shit”
if only Stav could have held out a few more years the three could have covered this together.
stav? whos that? 😂
Hell yeah dude.. whatever man this shits boring.. a cupcake... and a candy bar. HAHAHAHAhaahHAHAhahahHAHAHAHAH...
Dude leave him alone he hurt his foot and got in a fight with his dad.
The pig.
he’s in comedy heaven with bert chrystler and joe rogan
They must've watched the episode of It's Always Sunny where Frank and Charlie go down the sewers to look for rings and coins.
They were clearly just playing night crawlers
I thought they were making a Jewish Ali Baba play where they never stopped digging to hide their wealth.
“it could be cool!”
if you start a secondary podcast covering updates on the hassid tunnels I'll sign up for a high level of the patreon instantly, this is not a joke
peaks right away with Adam confirming that they're recording early due to recent events.
I want Nick to admit that he has a big red button next to his bed behind a glass panel with a small hammer chained next to it. The glass says "In Case of Jews Break Glass" and the button activates Adam's vibrating bluetooth buttplug, signaling him to meet Nick at the studio immediately.
This tunnel business is blatant anti-sedimentism
😂
Damn got me dude
Comedy
👏👏👏👏
The mattress and baby stroller were nice
As a Hasidic man himself Nick is reluctant to talk!
As someone who grew up hasid, at that very synagogue. I’m not even surprised
What was it like there?
@@doseferatuJewish
@@Khathaar 😂
As someone who found a talmud in a secret room filled with satanic antiques in a brooklyn airbnb.. neither am I
How's your ass doing
I can't believe Adam managed to take a news story that was basically made for Nick to be funny about and drove it into the ground that hard.
C-annibalistic
H-ebrew
U-nderground
D-wellers
People have been talking about Rabbit Tunnels for literally thousands of years, I chuckled, but then just shrugged and nodded knowingly.
Noticingly perhaps.
Shut up dude
Nick going on a tangent about child sacrifices but then losing interest because of Nintendo is the essentially the modern man in his 20s/30s.
Let's be honest, we all know who shit on that mattress
Yeah. Adam squirted.
Coffee activates my gut.
That's right, Frank Stallone!
Through white linen pants, no less.
I love Adam's take being so does this mean NYPD can use JDAMs against Hasids?
Genuinely sad that Cumtown ended before this, it would’ve been the greatest riff in history
Adam pretending those tunnel jews were not his uncles.
I can sleep easy tonight knowing the bug has condemned the tunnels.
Loving these shorter clips so I can enjoy TAFS podcast on the go
The entire time I was watching this video, I could only think about what old Nick would have done with this information on Cumtown.
Kudos to the hair and wardrobe stylists on this episode they outdid themselves. Mazel tov!
Fun fact: a lot of the tunnels in Gaza where built by Israel as mentionned by one of their minister in a Fox interview. Even the anchor was speechless.
do you have the link? I can't find it
@@crass340 It's Ehud Barak with Amanpour
so they're mole rats?
Another fun fact: Bibi support med Hamas coming to power in 2006.
Another one: A LOT of the people killed on Oct 7 were killed by IDF crossfire, Apache helicopters, and tanks. This is according to IDF soldiers and kibbutz survivors. If you doubt this, read about the history of the Hannibal Directive.
@@stellviahohenheimMore like Skaven.
The take I was looking forward to the most :)
I feel vindicated, I've said for years there's been a cave dwelling Jews living under New York and people just said I was anti-Semitic and crazy 😂
Was waiting for this as soon as I saw the news
I clicked on this so fast lmao
episode 4: a new hole was a pretty good line
I’ve been anticipating this reaction more than I did for “Who Shot Me. Burns part 2”
Like so many others, I immediately thought about what Nick would think of the tunnels. But then I realized there’s not even anything to say, he was outdone by real life.
I'm so glad I have the real perspective on the tunnels.
"Hello Elijah, it's George. They appear to be evolving"
I was literally just searching for information on how to polish brass tacks on a beautiful vintage recliner I recently won at auction.
There it is folks, the brass tacks. You got to condemn the tunnels. Thank you, Adam
Tunnels for thee, but not for me?
Surprised Nick hasn’t noticed the tunnel Adam has been digging for past year behind him.
I heard the tunnels go to a Mikvah. Boys just wanted some ladies’ bath water.
There's no one's who's input I needed more on the tunnel than Nick mullen
Clearly the Hasids played Mario for the first time and now they’re digging for coins
2:45 absolutely masterful joke.
"A colour that no one else has seen." lmao
I hope Lucky Larry Silverstein had tunnel insurance
Lets go boys, new hole just dropped
Episode 4: A New Hole. Underated bug comment.
The giddiness of Nick in this where he finally is relieved what he knew all along was right and indeed hilarious haha epic
I love when something happens that is so weird and crazy that professional comedians can’t even come up with a good joke about it
Finally, we get to hear the insider info from the head jew himself, Adam friedland
the only response I have been waiting to hear about this
The two guys I wanted to hear from about this lmao
I haven't listened in a bit and came back just because I knew they'd be talking about this lol.
The minute I heard this story I immediately looked forward to Nick's reaction
Ive been looking forward to this
The funniest thing I’ve seen from the boys in a hot minutes. But back to the tunnel for a second: _why_ ???
Glad we got down to the brass tacks here
This was hilarious 😂 hell yeah!
If you go onto google maps you can see the great thing and the newspaper stand that was covering it and the pictures were taken june 2022 so the tunnels are from after that
this physically REJUVENATED nick
You DO have to condemn the tunnels.
So that’s what they were using the man grate for
Have you heard of the revolution?
"Theres not enough information" nick definitely got the call
"Work sets you free" digging tunnels is alot of work.
I always thought it‘s the brass tax🫠🫠
Really glad Nick is no longer masking. Proud of you buddy
Masking his support for Israel?
No, "MASK OFF!" is a twitter leftist trope about people accidentally exposing themselves as Hitler types
2 weeks into the year and we always found a Jew tunnel with bloody and shit stained child sized mattresses, high chairs, and a wash station with men’s clothing 😂🤣. I freaking love those silly fellas
"Spaceballs 3: Hasids In New York"
This is the only take I want to hear right now
This video needs more views.
Adam was illegally conceived in a similar tunnel
JADM. Leveling hospitals is hard work. Show them some respect.
Honestly, TAFS's ability to laugh at even the most horrific things is great therapy in this sick world.
There is no evidence at all that this is anything horrific related to the tunnels. Nick even fucking said so.
@@kodakgreen6047the doo doo sheets are a crime IMHO
Shoutout to Fiveish!
That PS6 quip from Adam was so funny omg
Adam looks like he helped dig the tunnels
Hey Nick! Make Adam star in a Mullen remake of “Holes”…. Let me see you do something with that!
goddammit jus gimme the brayass tayacks!!!
wait what episode is this from? is it out yet?
i cant get the image of the dude coming out the tunnel out of my head lmao he booked it
The tunnels are for Torah study ok
How many gold plated shovels do you think they used?
The irony is soothing in a shingles kinda way.