NPC vs Activist Pokémon Battle

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  • @content_machine
    @content_machine  Рік тому +566

    All of our Pokemon battles in one video:
    ua-cam.com/video/4H6DKiWn79A/v-deo.html

    • @alahangus
      @alahangus Рік тому +24

      You should do one where the Pokémon team up against the trainers or smth 😂

    • @content_machine
      @content_machine  Рік тому +36

      @@alahangus lol we like this idea!

    • @cavinman
      @cavinman Рік тому +5

      Lol

    • @ninjaduck2009
      @ninjaduck2009 8 місяців тому

      nuh uh

  • @honblebruhmantri6956
    @honblebruhmantri6956 Рік тому +15459

    NPC becoming the activist because of influence is so true

  • @aahanwargane2231
    @aahanwargane2231 Рік тому +9636

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein island " Ayo what 😭😭😭

  • @greens253
    @greens253 Рік тому +3070

    “Self destruct” ☠️

    • @Slineryo
      @Slineryo Рік тому +7

      more like self-glitch yourself out of the map

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Рік тому +7

      ​@@Slineryo NPC when accidentally falling out-of-bounds: "Hm, must've been the wind"

    • @Slineryo
      @Slineryo Рік тому +2

      @@maxmanchik "hmm, yes, the floor is made of of nothing"
      "agree"

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Рік тому +2

      @@Slineryo Also NPC: *continues to walk on nothingness as if nothing has changed*

    • @davem.pisheretodeliverpizz1057
      @davem.pisheretodeliverpizz1057 Рік тому +2

      WHY DID HE HAVE SELF DESTRUCT MOVE

  • @didi8360
    @didi8360 Рік тому +1720

    I can't get enough of these Pokemon skits. That beanie was just perfection😂

    • @StopGetHelp
      @StopGetHelp 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm just glad someone else noticed 😂

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 7 місяців тому

      The beanie acting as an extension of his body is definitely the icing on the cake. 😂

  • @TomokoTheIdiot
    @TomokoTheIdiot Рік тому +977

    I’m surprised “self destruct” wasn’t just a noose

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Рік тому +35

      the video would likely get removed

    • @TomokoTheIdiot
      @TomokoTheIdiot Рік тому +6

      @@KaityKat117true

    • @machy8515
      @machy8515 Рік тому +7

      @@TomokoTheIdiotbut it would very funny and raise awareness about suicide

    • @bruhbrehii
      @bruhbrehii Рік тому +1

      nahhhh DEADASS??💀

    • @PyroHazard
      @PyroHazard Рік тому +3

      I thought self destruct was gonna be the activist suffering "white guilt"

  • @jadedfirez792
    @jadedfirez792 11 місяців тому +179

    "NPC, use SELF-DESTRUCT"
    *gun loading noise*

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 8 місяців тому +1

      >implying they'd own a gun

  • @mrgonzalez8838
    @mrgonzalez8838 Рік тому +476

    Epstein Island ... 🤣 The amount of potential for what the next video will have for there

  • @SGM512
    @SGM512 Рік тому +249

    *activist used death threats!*
    It was super effective!

    • @crabbiespatties
      @crabbiespatties Рік тому +1

      Npc use blank stare
      It's super effective

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 10 місяців тому

      are they threatening to kill NPC or themselves?

    • @powertouncleben
      @powertouncleben 7 місяців тому

      ​@shepherdlavellen3301 in an argument one is political suisude and the other is suicide

    • @tortellium3750
      @tortellium3750 4 місяці тому

      ​@@shepherdlavellen3301both

  • @mijigamin1
    @mijigamin1 Рік тому +53

    “Sportsball!” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @scoopsahoy8201
    @scoopsahoy8201 Рік тому +47

    you know he’s gonna win when he turns around his hat

  • @obamaobama4649
    @obamaobama4649 Рік тому +789

    Like it or not, this says a lot about our society.

  • @fazrazjazz729
    @fazrazjazz729 Рік тому +52

    I frigging love this series of Pokémon battles … may it never end! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @ncob12
    @ncob12 Рік тому +15

    "This... Is.. Stolen LAND!!!"
    Also the activist, *lives in that land*

    • @OleHopkinsBirdMilk
      @OleHopkinsBirdMilk Рік тому +5

      Me sitting here being a half breed. Lol my people stole this land from my people. That's makes it mine twice

    • @mulethedonkey2579
      @mulethedonkey2579 10 місяців тому

      i think they just wanna acknowledge it, not like we can undo that now. but maybe native housing benefits

  • @dahlrjay63
    @dahlrjay63 Рік тому +22

    Those Pentagram pasties leave me at a lost for words.

    • @tristanloveday9158
      @tristanloveday9158 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think they where supposed to be upside down 😂

    • @powertouncleben
      @powertouncleben 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tristanloveday9158I think upside down is Satan's calling card not right side up

    • @tristanloveday9158
      @tristanloveday9158 7 місяців тому +1

      @@powertouncleben yeah

  • @Sky_Dragon_OwO
    @Sky_Dragon_OwO Рік тому +9

    I love how "self destruct" is just a mental breakdown

  • @iamgooning
    @iamgooning 11 місяців тому +22

    EPSTEIN ISLAND?!

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 Рік тому +19

    “This is stolen land!”
    Europeans: I have no such weaknesses

    • @gnimag6674
      @gnimag6674 Рік тому +4

      england: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 Рік тому

      well... technically...

    • @decclosom8245
      @decclosom8245 Рік тому

      ​@@bgos4727 please don't pull out the "erm, technically"

  • @dr.coomerclone146
    @dr.coomerclone146 Рік тому +5

    As an officiate of the npc association I can say that as an npc we don’t care about stolen land considering how much the players steal from us.

  • @nickcampbell5626
    @nickcampbell5626 Рік тому +12

    They should do one where it's a normal pokemon battle, but after it's over we learn the guy who lost was a nuzlocker.

  • @superbloxian502
    @superbloxian502 Рік тому +8

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein island"
    God damn it

  • @Cheesenuggest420
    @Cheesenuggest420 Рік тому +4

    As a native American I approve of making fun of people who get offended for me

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 Рік тому +4

    “npc, I choose you!”
    “hello, I am a video game character”

    • @A_Notable_NPC
      @A_Notable_NPC 11 місяців тому

      We also apear in some ttrpgs (:

  • @Jazzerizer
    @Jazzerizer Рік тому +1

    "Sportsball!😀"
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +4

    "Now I can finally advance to Epstein Island!"
    *_*One short later*_*
    9 y'old child : "You saved us!"
    Trainer : "Oh, I wouldn't say saved..."
    *_*pulls out a Pokéball*_*
    Trainer : "More like, under new management."

  • @pepepopo_man
    @pepepopo_man Рік тому +5

    NPC: I became the thing I seek to destroy

  • @justaperson3242
    @justaperson3242 Рік тому +3

    Anyone want to challenge my Duolingo bird?

  • @naproupi
    @naproupi Рік тому +3

    "Supporting a company that provides the same goods as other companies but more effectively and at lower cost"
    Yeah by saving on little things like basic workers rights, taxes.
    ..ect
    I'm sorry, I know it's a joke, but acting like every company is equivalent is clearly encouraging the worst ones to keep going.

    • @nuh_uh210
      @nuh_uh210 7 місяців тому +1

      No, you’ve got a point. “So true it’s funny” comedy only works if it’s accurate. The creators just repeat mainstream media word-for-word to get laughs, and the NPCs in the comment section applaud their “genius, fresh takes”.

    • @naproupi
      @naproupi 7 місяців тому +1

      @@nuh_uh210 Indeed, I have no issue with dark humor used to satyrise real issues without denying them.
      But I do have a problem with saying something incorrect but funny to a crowd of easy to influence teens. it standardize bad takes.

  • @crusader_gaming8273
    @crusader_gaming8273 Рік тому +10

    Remember if a person ever say that it’s stolen land why is it you fault? It’s like telling a child of a murder is a bad person cause his parent murdered someone

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 Рік тому +1

      Or calling a random child a bad person even though he has nothing to do with a murderer.

    • @mrcookie4308
      @mrcookie4308 Рік тому

      Like calling a random white person racist cuz whites in the past were racist

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 Рік тому

      yeah but imagine this... the murder benefits the kid who then became an adult and the now adult does nothing to fix and balance the situation that harm others in different ways, harm that is a symptom of the cause, technically he didn't murder but he does have the privilege from it.
      This is obviously a generalization because many actually do something. But you understand what i mean

    • @nuh_uh210
      @nuh_uh210 7 місяців тому

      The metaphorical “death of the father” doesn’t undo the death of their victims. Someone has to compensate for the suffering of the victims, and it can’t be the victims themselves. Plus, many of the countries are still profiting. The British Museum’s still somehow not been lit on fire, even though they’ve stolen from every other nation in the world. And they *still have the stolen artifacts on display*.
      Back during the scramble for Africa, the Dutch, British, and others all exploited the African people for profit. Now countries like the Congo have to face constant civil war are starvation because nobody prepared them for the modern economy or political landscape. And how are developed nations like the US and China handling this? By exploiting the nations and buy exclusive rights to their natural resources with unfair treaties.
      Oh, but the moment a single cent of tax has to be raised, the people of the west are in outrage because they worked hard for their money. The people in slavery and in our colonies worked hard to get us our money as well, and now we have generational wealth that we took from them.

    • @claytonmize6159
      @claytonmize6159 7 місяців тому +2

      @@nuh_uh210 The people in slavery and their colonies are long since dead.
      By this logic every white European person has a right to demand compensation for their ancestors who were enslaved by the Ottoman Empire.
      The people alive had nothing to do with any of the stolen land why should they have to pay for it. There was nothing they can do about it but should be forced to pay for the mistakes of their ancestors.
      Get a grip. Every single culture on this planet has had slavery. Every single culture has had injustice.

  • @dogewasfound
    @dogewasfound 11 місяців тому +1

    Sportsball!

  • @xanderunderwoods3363
    @xanderunderwoods3363 11 місяців тому +1

    That ending tho

  • @content_machine
    @content_machine  Рік тому +595

    All Pokemon battles:
    ua-cam.com/play/PLeFgbRF-fuNU2-h40l57Pyy1wRkNhDLJV.html

    • @Cai03040
      @Cai03040 Рік тому +1

      Can you do the biggest bird vs fake mrbeast

    • @noob_n_pro_gaming
      @noob_n_pro_gaming Рік тому

      THANK YOU

    • @Bungerleikcarrotcake
      @Bungerleikcarrotcake Рік тому +1

      Fun fact: self destruct in Pokémon kills everyone, so the battle would of been a tie

    • @crabchad2537
      @crabchad2537 Рік тому

      He actually won? No, he didnt. he wouldn’t have won because self destruct kills everyone in the battlefield, so they would’ve both lost

    • @Bungerleikcarrotcake
      @Bungerleikcarrotcake Рік тому

      @@crabchad2537 yeah a tie

  • @ewelinanajgebauer8862
    @ewelinanajgebauer8862 11 місяців тому +12

    This feels like Amazon making fun of people wanting to be treated like humans 💀

  • @retiredandtired
    @retiredandtired Рік тому +2

    Now I can finally advance to epstine island 💀

  • @Bearded_Dragons_Slay
    @Bearded_Dragons_Slay Рік тому +2

    This would be the best Amazon ad 😂

  • @uselessrubbish1069
    @uselessrubbish1069 Рік тому +3

    "Now I can advance to Epstein Island"
    I audibly said what

  • @Games4Life7712
    @Games4Life7712 Рік тому +3

    *realizes self destruct does enough damage to kill the activist*

    • @grechdevils7628
      @grechdevils7628 9 місяців тому

      But what if activist was a "Ghost" Type being?

  • @Amonkeman
    @Amonkeman Рік тому +3

    Next battle should be pacifist vs crackhead with a knife

  • @fbidonut
    @fbidonut Рік тому +19

    This is the most early 2010s thing I've seen since...
    The early 2010s

  • @Tnt_Lam
    @Tnt_Lam Рік тому +6

    “Use white guilt”💀💀💀

  • @Cinnamonman12
    @Cinnamonman12 Рік тому +1

    He should make a game of this I would play the heck out of this

  • @mr.shapka228
    @mr.shapka228 9 місяців тому +1

    NPC: A gun! Give me a freaking gun! WTH?! I can't pick it up!
    Activist: ha ha ha
    NPC: *shoots*
    Activist: *isded*

  • @Poisonerkagato
    @Poisonerkagato Рік тому +5

    Weakness: Soap 💀

  • @yellowworkingonmcdonald
    @yellowworkingonmcdonald 11 місяців тому +6

    P1:main character i chose you
    P2:main villain i chose you
    P2:main villain use evil side
    Its ineffectife
    P1:hah main character is good
    P1:main character use make villain good
    Is ineffective
    P2:main villain is evil hah
    P2:main villain use death not
    Is uneffectife
    P1:main character has plot armor
    P1:main character use end of anime
    Its kill the villain
    P1:hah at end villain are ded

  • @100KSUBWITHNOVIDEOCHALLENGE_
    @100KSUBWITHNOVIDEOCHALLENGE_ Рік тому +211

    NPC ain't winning at anything

  • @damienmiller4773
    @damienmiller4773 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: if npc evolves they evolved into protagonist

  • @aaronl959
    @aaronl959 11 місяців тому

    "Activist I choose you!" Sees like a 2 foot long head💀💀💀💀

  • @nention6273
    @nention6273 Рік тому

    As soon as he said "NPC, use self destruct" My earbuds died. He really called it.

  • @user-zc2pz2cw3j
    @user-zc2pz2cw3j 6 місяців тому

    I love how self destruct has turned from exploding to just crying to death

  • @dunja_vulevic
    @dunja_vulevic Рік тому

    But when the npc guy got hit for the first time, and the silent scream is soooo adorable!!

  • @TheRavenousWolfe_27
    @TheRavenousWolfe_27 Рік тому

    I love these battles lol keep them coming

  • @Superagent666
    @Superagent666 11 місяців тому

    The Amazon line is so perfect. I don't care what atrocities Amazon commits, don't mess with my 2 day shipping.

  • @Cookie-nc2tf
    @Cookie-nc2tf Рік тому

    The way the activist's hat rose lol

  • @MxinGm
    @MxinGm Рік тому +1

    Npc always wins. There are infinite of them which are generated every second

  • @magnumopus8202
    @magnumopus8202 10 місяців тому

    Self destruct was only real pokemon attack ever used in these battles 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flameburn4192
    @flameburn4192 11 місяців тому

    that last line nearly made me spit out my food

  • @TheLitStoic
    @TheLitStoic 3 місяці тому

    The activists' weakness was soap 😂😭😭

  • @daemonmoreno9456
    @daemonmoreno9456 4 місяці тому

    The fact that Self-Destruct is an actual move makes this so much funnier. You still get downdooted though

  • @xRealSeth
    @xRealSeth 8 місяців тому

    It would be so good if he said "NPC use despawn!" lol

  • @christinemarzi1856
    @christinemarzi1856 Рік тому

    Meanwhile me waiting for the NPC to respawn

  • @samuelhoffman7142
    @samuelhoffman7142 Рік тому

    Bro, his hat when he got sent out 😭

  • @dutchenkay
    @dutchenkay Рік тому +1

    Activist Vs Rich Bald Guy

  • @cymbaline4384
    @cymbaline4384 7 місяців тому

    My god the next battle sounds brutal

  • @theotherccount4481
    @theotherccount4481 11 місяців тому

    That last part, let's hope he doesn't lose 😭😭

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 4 місяці тому

    I like how self destruct is just crying himself to sleep

  • @Rylan.K.24
    @Rylan.K.24 Рік тому

    I love how these guys are just stuck in an never ending Pokémon battle. 😂

  • @_Joe1
    @_Joe1 Рік тому

    NPC needs a HUGE buff in the next update

  • @momodan746
    @momodan746 Рік тому

    Bro new Pokémon lore just dropped

  • @BlitzkreigEdits
    @BlitzkreigEdits Рік тому

    "NPC! Use finishing move, SIDE QUEST!)

  • @jordanstevens787
    @jordanstevens787 Рік тому

    If the NPC used self-destruct they would both die. That move is ridiculous

  • @xhthng3441
    @xhthng3441 Рік тому

    Carl: what the heck I can’t pick the NPC mind control device up dang
    The guy: I already did
    Carl: Gun

  • @imtheonewhoaskedlol
    @imtheonewhoaskedlol 11 місяців тому

    Everybody gangsta until the self destruct gets the activist too.
    *Its a draw!*

  • @thenickelguy
    @thenickelguy 11 місяців тому

    "NPC! Use long-ass cutscene!"

  • @pom2ter330
    @pom2ter330 5 місяців тому

    Last attack had low tier god vibes

  • @vivekgole4981
    @vivekgole4981 10 місяців тому

    Whenever I see the other guys face, I recollect Magenta 😂

  • @personman4639
    @personman4639 Рік тому

    NPC: uses "stagnant cheer" boosts all stars but but lowered speed

  • @mohamedali-zd6jz
    @mohamedali-zd6jz Рік тому +1

    plot twist all of them are a npc

  • @hamzaibrahim9022
    @hamzaibrahim9022 8 місяців тому

    bro the activist beanie 💀

  • @TaiserFlash
    @TaiserFlash 8 місяців тому

    Npc use finishing move: "I don't care "

  • @xanhdoan5747
    @xanhdoan5747 Рік тому

    He should have said "NPC use Respawn! "

  • @AnimeLover-vm9kv
    @AnimeLover-vm9kv Рік тому +1

    I like this, it gives me nostalgia of smosh

  • @fish_pls_dont_eat_me
    @fish_pls_dont_eat_me 11 місяців тому

    I love how his self-destructed literally gets him having a mental breakdown😂😂😂😂

  • @Someonecalledeli
    @Someonecalledeli Рік тому

    This is a whole damn series at this point.

  • @TheNightmare334
    @TheNightmare334 Рік тому +1

    You and Trevor Wallace should Collab sometime! You guys would make a great video together!

  • @cheefoongho9819
    @cheefoongho9819 Рік тому

    "Npc used self destruct!" "both player lose"

  • @RadioactiveCroc
    @RadioactiveCroc Рік тому +2

    Smosh vibes

  • @austinwalker6121
    @austinwalker6121 Рік тому

    This gives off the old smosh if pokemon were real life 😂😂 i dig it

  • @aruunmenon
    @aruunmenon Рік тому

    NPC never had a chance 😂

  • @ernestinalefebvre5191
    @ernestinalefebvre5191 Рік тому

    Lol I love these human Pokemon 😍😂🤣

  • @-YourAverageChris-
    @-YourAverageChris- Рік тому

    Imagine the activist "Pokemon" Had an abilit called "Soup splash"

  • @metalhed3314
    @metalhed3314 Рік тому

    BRO THAT END 💀💀

  • @TireFireW
    @TireFireW Рік тому

    AYO THAT ENDING!😅

  • @user-ev6rd7mp5r
    @user-ev6rd7mp5r 10 місяців тому

    The end caught me off guard.

  • @cryo4026
    @cryo4026 Рік тому

    Tbf, the activist would also die from self destruct damage

  • @deathincluded3706
    @deathincluded3706 9 місяців тому

    Please keep making these

  • @zacharymiddleton9983
    @zacharymiddleton9983 11 місяців тому

    “Sportsball!”

  • @Meme_boi33
    @Meme_boi33 11 місяців тому

    The beanie is a flex to every man alive

  • @yellow_water
    @yellow_water Рік тому

    Let's all admit only Carl the npc could defeat A activist

  • @stefanluno2821
    @stefanluno2821 10 місяців тому

    That hat with those lips and the look is the cutest thing I saw this week so far

  • @maximocaceres3895
    @maximocaceres3895 10 місяців тому

    "activist weakness: SOAP, PARENTS APPROVAL