How To Get Out Of A DUI
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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0:00 DUI Stop Gets Woke
6:10 You're Being A White Man - Розваги
Why you ducking Myron, Aba? We all know you watch their shows cuz you're secretly a fan.. Fight him you coward!
Sniper out on all platforms bruv
What a pin
Pin of shame bait, no way you're talking like this when Preach alr got ducked
Quit simping for Myron. Its gross
They challenged fat n fed long time ago bro...it was ya boys who was ducking
“I’m non-binary soo” ✅
“I have social anxiety”✅
“As an indigenous person…”✅
“Generational trauma and PTSD”✅
THIS IS JOKES
It's crazy seeing people like that outside of the internet. They're usually not spotted in the wild much
Twitter user out of their natural habitat.
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I hope this never becomes the norm WTF 😂
You forgot, "It's Triggering," and "You're Misgendering me" 😅
Driving on the wrong side of the road and not being able to walk in a straight line due to generational trauma is WILD
Looks like generational trauma leads to generational drinking.
@@enmanuel1950i mean... It does.
@@oz_jones- so that's an excuse to drive drunk?! You can get drunk at home!
She probably thinks that being ordered to walk in a straight line is heteronormative.
@@oz_jonesngl I've only seen that in the case of native American communities. Never hear about this shit with blacks, Jews, Indians or east Asians despite arguably tons of trauma given from parents to children. Just saying💁
‘Indigenous person’ - check
Generational trauma - check
Social anxiety - check
“You’re being a white male!” - check
Non-binary - check
PTSD - check
😭😭😭😭 - check
Wait…. My false victimhood bingo card is full!
Omg you guys, I HAVE A BINGO!! 🎉 🎈 🍾 💃
Congratulations
Getting the whole card is rare
…… not as rare as it used to be, mind.
I think she also mentioned being suicidal
I like how the bingo card has apparently only "worked" for white or white passing people. Why hasnt it worked for those with real generational trauma or those who are actually of color.
This has to some kind of agenda to discredit POC who really go through oppression. Cause if you think about it playing the victim has never worked for black folks caught red handed but still use the race cards.
This is that exact same scenario only shes not black and she knows it and cant use that excuse so she blames the officers for being white instead something he has no control over.
Damn those white men for existing
Who do they think they are breathing oxygen away from others
If you had trauma and empathy you wouldnt say that
As an indigenous person myself, I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I feel a certain type of way about seeing a fellow Native American driving drunk and using our ancestors suffering as a get out of jail free card & weak ass excuse for her alcoholism.
heavily doubt e is actually native, prob took a scammy DNA test and it told her she is 1% Native American.
Native north americans yall keep taking Ls because of these weirdos
@@bleeem I agree. There are tons of white people who are maybe 1-5% native american by DNA tests or some stories of great great great.... grandmoms and these type of people always have to mention that they're native american and how they suffer. People like that love to "bathe" in victimhood and hate the fact that they are 95-99% white because they can't feel "special" that way and can't go to POC's and try to be their ally because they suffer the same. And then there are youtube channels like Buzzfeed with videos about native americans where 80% of the native americans shown are the mentioned white people.
@@bleeemshes as native american as elizabeth warren
Also she hates white people
She's waving that 1/1000th of a percent around mate, ain't no way she is or ever has lived on a reservation, seen a reservation or even knows a tribe. Like I mean shit I'm somewhere around 26% something, but I don't wave that around at a traffic stop lol.
She's like the embodiment of weirdos on Twitter that throws isms and ist terms when things don't go their way or disagree with someone
She's the embodiment of every girl in college right now
This comment has triggered me & I am going to report you to the Manager of UA-cam Comments!!!! Abaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! PREEEEAAAACH *screech*
That's exactly why those are nothing more than buzzwords used as insults. They lost their meaning
"Um I'm actually an indigenous non trinary lgb HDTV native passing spectral member of the thomas the gay engine community with a gibberal arts degree and that makes me always right"
@@PilloTheStarlol. That is the best.
I like how as soon as she realizes the identity politics game isn't going to get her out of a DUI she immediately becomes 10 times as racist as she imagines everyone else to be.
All woke people do is project. "EVERYONE HAS RACISM!" maybe you
Virtue signaling and ID politics is usually the way people hide their own racism/bigotry and pretend to be good people lol
The victimhood card is taught in class.
It's like a Joker card, that can be used as anything for everything
Almost like viewing EVERYTHING through a racial lens is racist :)
She is and ALWAYS WAS "10 times as racist as she imagines everyone else to be"....... practically all 'anti-racists' and SJW's are ....
Aba Was ABSOLUTELY ON POINT when he said "she's probably doing this because she's been in an environment before where this shit works"
She's been in college. They let that shit slide there. And the normies just walk around them and pretend they don't hear them, kind of like a barking dog whose owner leaves it out in the backyard all day and does nothing.
@@turinturambar347 They do much more than "let it slide" in college, mate..... college is literally the place where they get taught that retrograde, racist garbage.....
Most likely college
“You’re being a white man” perfectly cut to “AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHA” had me dying 🤣
Bro I couldn't breath it was to funny
Yep
"You're being a white man!"
Me: "You're white, too! What you mean?" 🤨
“I’m also Non-binary”
“Ok well I smell a little alcohol tonight”
“Noo…”
“How much have you had to drink tonight?”
“Like probably three drinks?”
Moron
I don't drink and drive ever, but I just imagine I'd just say
"Officer, I'm not going to say or do anything before I speak to a lawyer, so just let me know what to do and you won't hear a peep out of me."
@@blackjackjester"sir, you tboned a school bus"
Pretty sure she says "i know"
@@oz_jones "and the bus filled with children rolled over a minibus filled with nuns on the way to feed the homeless"
@@Kazeshini11"which caused said minibus to crash into an orphanage that had a bring puppies and kittens event happening. There were no survivors"
Her confidence & assertiveness while interacting with someone she's supposedly terrified of, given her social anxiety, is quite the unexpected marvel of confidence! 🙃
If she was really attractive she'd be hitting on him with her social anxiety and generational trauma
She's a professional victim 💀
Liquid courage 😅
Such bravery and courage
She was confident that her victimhood calculus would come out on top
She’s actually just a narcissist. Acting like everyone has to change their behavior for her comfort. Her true nature started to show when she got slick about the cop shaking. Ironically, drinking and driving causes real life trauma when you end up killing someone. F outa here.
Yup! It's all manipulation.
Drunk driving leads to REAL trauma, like killing a 4 year old who was just minding her own business in her car seat, watching cocomelon and eating dry cheerios. Not imaginary “generational trauma” that you only seem to get from being a liberal arts major.
Millions of innocent looking girls are narcs.
The fact that she is drunk and still pulls out the Indigenous card is CRAZY.
Shows how she cares more about herself than the possible racial stereotypes she might reinforce.
Nah bruh, it's not a stereotype, she's just "engaging in the deep rooted historical rituals of her tribal ancestors"
And then fmnists will say, men commit all the crimes.
More like, they're often given a pass.
See the number of white female teachers that are pdo's, who are prosecuted, and then given a tap on the wrist by the courts, and go back to their jobs.
@@f7y6 Who came from Europe, hahaha. She couldn't be any whiter.
You're a full adult, crying infront of a cop BECAUSE he ordered you to walk in a straight line ! Crazy.
I mean, for a nonbinary person, walking straight is a criminally moral offense. They are unable to be straight, that's too normal
Maybe on the outside but I don't think their brain has reached adulthood yet.
She probably thinks that being ordered to walk in a straight line is heteronormative.
As opposed to a partial adult? This " full" slang makes everyone sound dumb AF when it's used. Especially " full @$$"
Thats most girls when they get pulled over for anything lol
Aba is absolutely right, victimhood culture is very strong in the US right now.
I don’t think it is realistically, most normal people cringe at this corny shit and don’t even remotely humor it nowadays.
@@goose5761 I’m under the impression that this woman has been rewarded quite a few times for babbling about shit like inter generational trauma and being “non binary”.
@@86Framer and 90% of Americans cringe and laugh at this behavior that’s all I’m telling you dog
You're right just look at the conservatives who swear they are oppressed and are being replaced and the democrats who also think the same lmao 😂
@@goose5761 My guess is that this is her reflex from college/academia and some other leftoid communities.
He could've arrested her without listening to a word she said. He's extremely patient. She can't use a single thing against him in court. And she will definitely try.
I hope the officer is okay after this incident. It must have been pretty traumatizing for him dealing with this entity 😢
People with social anxiety are usually non-confrontational and very agreeable.
She is combative and extremely disagreeable.
Not a good sign of social anxiety.
I bet she doesn't have social anxiety when she is marching with 100 other people for a BLM rally.
Well I have social anxiety and am an introvert. But seeing me in person you probly couldn't tell cause I put up a front which is very draining. I can maintain it for a bit but after a while you'll notice I start answering in one word answers and am not trying to keep the convo alive. But that nutcase in the video, I wouldn't believe a single word she says even if her tongue came notarized like a certain judge likes to say.
Social anxiety is more complex than that. It's also a spectrum.
Completely agreed. Lots of self diagnosis behavior going on with this woman.
that is a wrong understanding of Social Anxiety
@@oag2167nah the person is wrong, it's a spectrum of the severity of each symptoms
She literally going through the Oppression Olympics guideline to get off the hook, and yes I don’t GAF about pronouns.
As an iguana, I find this comment rude. How disrespectful?? 😂
W
who does😂 sounds, looks, has the parts of a woman, seems like a woman to me lol
Aye man as a vehicle starter I find that offensive 😂😂😂
She looks exactly how I imagined she would🙃🤷🏾♀️
As someone who has lost a very close friend to a drunk driver going the wrong way down the road, seeing people get arrested for it w/o anyone getting hurt is pure catharsis to me.
ODST
She wasn't just drinking and driving. She was hammered. (I know she said non binary, but that was just a tactic)
She was so drunk, she wasnt realizing she's driving on the wrong side of the road. That's crazy.
“ why were you driving on wrong side of the road”
Her; “no”
I hate narc girls stuck in negativity.
Aba is spot on. These people just don't know how to function outside of their victimhood circle. As soon as they're around someone where the buzzwords don't mean anything they break down.
I have a friend (white man) who has serious mental issues based on very bad childhood abuse and he joined some group that helps people develop skills for employment.
Whilst at this group. This nutjob woman came up to him and started telling him how his taking all the jobs away from her and how he can get any job just like that because his a straight white man. (If he could. He wouldn't been asked to join this group)
She was a loonbag. He stopped attending this group because she wouldn't stop harassing him.
Thankfully after a year. He found a job that works around his mental health issues but he ran into one of these loonies at the group.
Werid thing is. Despite my friend going through something as a child that I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to deal with. He never played the victim card and used his trauma to act like an a hole to others or excuse bad behaviour
How is that a good outcome?
@michalandrejmolnar3715 It's not. That's why it's important to point out that this sort of ideology is harmful.
@@NotAnotherKuromi how is it harmful? For whom ? Is it such a Big issue like climate change?
@@michalandrejmolnar3715 How is it good? For whom? (So I can get an idea of where you are coming from to best reply.)
People using therapy-related terms as a get-out-of-jail card to avoid being confronted are such a problem nowadays. People that actually have to deal with these issues are usually the ones trying to hide it to have a "normal" life, not as a shield from consequences. That person is the reason why people with actual issues aren't taken seriously. That's frustrating to see.
Some people never had to deal the consequences of their actions, they're one of them. If you got anxiety issues, don't do stuff that will put you in trouble like drinking before dringin, stupid.
True
Dumb mfers like her using all the buzzwords in the books to avoid taking accountability
exactly, its hard enough for people who arent affected to believe it. But they wont even try anymore if they see that there are so many clowns faking it or at the very least make it a bigger drama than it needs to be.
I’d be so embarrassed to admit I suffer from mental health issues in real life much less try and use it as a shield. These people are narcissists.
These aren't therapy terms, these are SJW terms.
Wokeness is starting to become an excuse for failing, blaming others, controlling people's interactions and feeling good about failing.
Wokeness idolizes incompetency.
Starting? It’s been like this from day one.
You know your actually woke as the term woke has been hijacked to mean what your saying, what woke really means is to be aware of the true proposes of such agendas like the rainbow community,governments,money,covid and the vaccines etc etc so you being aware of this joke that is all this rainbow he him no accountability bs means your woke
It was Literally always like this. It was created for this purpose itself
I genuinely believe this sort of level of pulling the victim card didn’t exist in the decades before this is like what happens when you grow up on the internet and take everything you know and try use it as an excuse in the real world that cop was so NICE and she just ruined her case further
That has to be the most patient cop on the planet lmao
Peach is laughing = 🔥 video
About to say the same
Laughing? Looks like he's nutting.
🍑
how did you comment 2 days ago on a new upload?
Peach laughing = peak video
She’s like if twitter buzzfeed and TikTok was a real person
And redditor
this would make for a good script. "Attack of the Twitter Bots: Netflix Exclusive"
And tumblr Please don’t forget tumblr -that’s what started all of this
That policeman has wayyyy more patients than me
U a therapist?
As a current resident of New Mexico, we do not claim "her," nor do we condone "her" behavior.
Excuse me, "her" pronouns are "Kai"!!!!
New Mexico? Ofnnn
I'm an Indigenous woman whose grandparents attended residential school, my kokum would call this girl out for her BS. Don't drink and drive period! Quit using their actual trauma to keep yourself from accountability.
What is a kokum?
She’s capitalizing on other people’s real discrimination
@@erictheguapo kôhkom in Cree is “your grandmother.” People commonly use it to mean, my grandmother :)
What I said, she's a caucasiandigenous person. Lol
Not to mention you can't tell me that she spent a single day during the opressive times in a reservation, and is a 16th% Native at best.
Thats like being 16th% Jew and claiming you are traumatized by the holochaust. This is such a bs excuse to get out of trouble..
Anti white racism being a prominent competent of leftists vocabulary is disgusting and genuinely loses them a lot of support. Racism of any kind is unacceptable.
Nowadays white leftist use anti-white rhetoric because they think it makes them less problematic. Lmao this woman probably isn’t even indigenous. At the most she probably did 23andMe and found out she has 2% indigenous and ran with it. 😂
All the white hate is gross and makes it so difficult to support “social justice” causes when these very causes promote so much hatred and racism.
we need to stop calling it anti white racism, its literally just racism. i have found that the more "progressive" someone is the more racist they tend to be.
I had this old white lady sit next to me on the train a couple of weeks agi and tell me how she doesn't like white people and doesn't consider herself white even though she's the whitest person I've ever seen with blue eyes. She went on and on about whiteness. I was just shocked how easy it is to brainwash people to believe this sh*t.
@@mikeylovesit basically the mentality.
What’s really funny is her saying “you’re being a white man” is the MOST white woman thing you could ever say
This cop was incredibly cool. What a nice dude.
The policeman was too nice for this woman, she didn't deserved to be treated so nice
The police force is full of simps and crooked pigs.
She was annoying being annoying isn't a crime. How should she have been treated?
@@lpk6372 Like any other adult
@@lpk6372She told him he was scum because of his race. Imagine a white person treating a black cop like this, or a white college kid treating their Hispanic dormitory RA like this?
If the cop was native he would have thrown her ass in the back seat like a bag of potatoes.
"I'm indigenous"
"Me too, alley-oop!"
Imagine being white? Like omg. Like , I literally can’t even.
thats why im pink frfr
Better watch out dude, you're being really white male with that name 🤨
I'm neon
I racially identify as Irish cream
Imma be cocoa butter. That ish smell good.
I wish the cop responded to "you're being a white man" with "I don't identify that way."
I'm right there with yall... You drink and drive you have declared you don't give a flying fu*k about everyone else around you. Deserve everything you get
It's nice to see an officer doing the best he can in these situations but "You and me both" got me 😂
“You’re being a white man”
Officer: “Oh damn my bad! I’m so sorry, here’s your license, have a safe drive.”
“Oh damn. Let me just change my race real quick.”
"my bad, ayo Jamal, come right here real quick"
“Oh alright, let me go call a social worker of color for you”
That cop just saved lives by getting her off the road. I find that he was patient as hell. The sad thing is that some people do have some of the issues that she shamelessly tried to use as excuses for her poor decision to drive drunk and possibly end someone's life.
"Is there time for romance, under TYRANNY?!"
Fucking hell dude 😂
She needs to be charged with racial intolerance towards white people
White is not a race. You need to read a book.
@@redspaceboots ...what? in that case black isn't a race either
@@redspacebootsname 10 books
@@redspaceboots speaking of books, here’s the definition of racial - relating to the major groupings into which humankind is sometimes divided on the basis of physical characteristics or shared ancestry. “a racial minority"
They used the term correctly.
Yeah, like why is racism towards white people normalized? That’s really fucked up!
Can we give her props for being a very articulate drunk? No way I would be able to say "generational trauma, structural indigenous social anxiety etc." without slurring my words
Maybe she says it so much it's effortless 😅
eh, she uses this card for everything, that's why it comes easy on her lips even if she's drunk.
At least that's my experience, i slur words i don't use that often when i was drunk while the rest is not a problem.
@@joanna0988Lose the maybe
@@doubabaOG Ya you're right she definitely uses those phrases daily 😅
Ayo what's coming on her lips?@@doomedallweare5014
Aba's rebuttals and Preach's questions made this video. Needed this informative laugh yo #salute
If she dont wanna be called ma'am, then send her to the male jail. See how quickly she changes her mind about that.
People will make the dumbest excuses to try and get out of taking responsibility.
People like this is why medical terms like ADHD, neurodivergence, social anxiety, dont get taken seriously and it takes a toll on us who really suffer from it. We didnt just self diagnose ourselves with these things. This frustrates me so bad because people are losing jobs, relationships, and being misunderstood everyday because people turn our real issues into buzzwords.
Why would individuals be responsible for the whole? Imagine saying this for all the people who use threats or their looks on police.
@@lpk6372 because when someone self diagnoses themselves with an actual mental illness, to use as a “get out of jail free card”/excuse for bad behavior. They are a drop in the bucket why it’s taken less seriously.
When I did law enforcement work. I dealt with at least several people a day who thought it was a good tool/funny to pretend to not be able to speak English. So, the people who actually couldn’t speak English had a worse experience because of them.
@@lpk6372governments treat people with disabilities very similar to how the US government treats black people
One bad apple? Ruins the bunch
It’s fucked. But that’s the way the system is ran
Think, you already have many who still at this point believe mental illness is a myth. Deadass
THEN add on idiots like the girl in the video, misclaiming a medical status she doesn’t have
It makes the government less likely to help actual people diagnosed with those conditions people lie that they have
I remember in my high school, there was funding put in place if you had a mental illness, a mental OR physical handicap, etc. Two students, lied about it. For the rest of the time I was at that school, the funding after that one year? Never came back
Some even got jobs despite struggling with school without the help they needed. JUST so they could get the help they needed
All ruined cuz of two dumbass students
It doesn’t take much to have an effect on something
@@86Framer why were others getting a worse experience because of someone else lying? shouldn't everyone just be treated with respect right away until proven otherwise?
@iXDFi
I mean stuff like that creates mostly implicit bias. So even tough people try and are told treat everyone equally, subconsciously they might belive less a person who says that they had mental health condition if they met many people who faked it in the past.
Yes! You two are hilarious and way too good. Spot on target.
You guys are great, love it, keep it coming.
Shit Gets Real at 6:10 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop arresting me, I identify as a 2013 model toaster
These mental health condition and gender collectors are the biggest manipulators. Everything needs to revolve around them and their delusions...yeah, ok 🤣🤣🤣
BRUH NOOOOOOO LOL FUCK LMAO hahahahahahaha........"You're being a white man..." LMAO
This reminds me of your boy Destiny 😂😂😂
Damn y’all killed me on this one 😂🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been around people like this. They’re normally really narcissistic and manipulative. Like that whole video is basically manipulation
This is narcissism 101. We all have to go around what and how they want it. If it doesn't go their way, they pull the victim card. Narcissists will abuse anything to get what they want.
It makes my skin crawl, the innocent and fragile act that drops suddenly for some nasty comments then back to fragile and innocent. 'look you're shaking' in a mocking tone, 'where is that white motherf*cker at', I wonder in the moment how she would respond if he said 'can you stop calling me dude, I don't like being called dude' that word can be seen as an insult to some.
The worst part is that people like this person make themselves the loudest, most visible representatives of minorities they dont even belong to, damaging the cause in the process and it's all for attention.
The ammount of white girls who dress in _that_ way in my city that walk with canes now is crazy. Like is there some new communicable disease only effecting people of European descent that have two x chromosomes of that age in the past couple of years? Like bruh, they're so committed to it and using it as a guilt/victimhood thing that they walk around with canes now? You're not even fooling anyone, like I've never seen them even put stress on it
Low grade manipulation
Meg Griffin is in so much trouble
😂😂😂 This cop is trying so hard to not laugh when she is saying! You can hear him almost snicker everytime he speaks.
She done named 5 different ways to differentiate herself inside of 1 minute. That's gotta be a record.
I think that's called schizophrenia
Nah she got Fakeasshytia (fake as shyt ia) smh
she is officially the winner of the 2023 oppression Olympics 🏆🏆🏆
She's threatening the lives of LGHDTV, anxiety sufferers, and indigenous people too, with her DUI.
You forgot to add the "+" at the end. Better watch ur back buddy, cause they/them are coming for you.
Lghgtv 😂😂🎉
LGHDTV sent me. She's also threatening the safety of Samsung 4K TV.
LGHDTV😂😂😂
Did you just forget the +?
Consider yourself cancelled
Why did Aba sound like Morty when he voiced breaks saying “SubCRiiiiBE!”😂😂😂
Drinking and driving is so irresponsible. In Texas there was a guy who hit some one and drove like 40 miles with the dead body that came through the windshield in the passenger seat upside down and he drove to a Jack n the box where his car broke down and he went inside asking for a charger with blood all over him. His response was he thought he hit an animal.
“You’re being a white man”. Jesus Christ. The 2nd hand embarrassment is giving me PTSD!
not that i agree with racist language being illegal but it would be nice if these racists hiding as progressives get charged for being racist.
07:00 Aba: "You have no sympathy for me"
I love the sentence and his whole following speech, because it perfectly puts the video in a different context when you realize that this person really is a representation of all the drunk driving incidents, accidents & fatalities that we constantly have heard and keep hearing about. People suffer in too many ways cuz sum1 couldnt hold themselves back from one more drink, so this justice is more than deserved and im sire every one supports.
TLDR F#€K everyone that drinks then drives.
AGREED
This video had to many gems to mention, great back and forth between you two, Aba getting triggered by drunk drivers is gold. Many shorts SHUD come from this one video cuz that woman is for the memes.
You gotta give that officer a high five because deaing with that had to be brutal 😮😂😳!
Since she's an indigenous person I wonder if she considered how proud she was making her ancestors by putting other people's lives at risk for no reason 🙃
I wonder which tribe she belongs to. Her poor ancestors.
Well, they definitely wouldn't let her call herself "they/them".
These leftists like to say "two-spirit", but don't actually know what that means. They fetishize native culture as some utopia of fairness and equality and progressivism. The truth is, two-spirit simply meant that a person was showing multiple traits. Such as a male who had feminine interests or a female who had masculine interests. But make no mistake, at the end of the day, they still considered them male or female, whichever they were born as, and they absolutely were expected to fill their gender role, i.e. if a man liked feminine things, he was still expected to pick up a spear and hunt and/or march to the battle cry, and a woman who had masculine traits was still expected to produce children and tend to the home/village.
Drinking that firewater just like her ancestors. Hoya hoya hoya hoya hoya.
I had a female friend who told me sge kept a bottle of water in the car so if she got pulled over for speeding she could splash some on her lap and say her period stared and she didn't have any pads/tampons which is why she was speeding to get some. She said it worked every time until a female cop pulled her over and said "You're in your 20s. You know to keep that stuff with you." She was straight up about it and didn't complain. Just took it as bad luck.
damn how many times was she speeding, that sounds like the problem.
@@PussInBoot414 she had a bit of a lead foot, but nothing too bad. Like 10-15 miles over tops. Part of it is that where we were cops were ticket happy. I'd gotten pulled over and was ticketed for being 2 miles over the limit. It was in the bar district so I think a lot of it was fishing for drunk driving charges.
Yikes. Haha, a female cop would notice no blood stain on the seat. You sit on a towel, or whatever you have, cover up if you are leaking blood through your clothes. The water trick would only work with male cops.
thats lowkey smart
I actually don't have that stuff on me at all times lol
She tried the Talk-No-Jutsu… “you and I aren’t so different…” 😂😂😂
100% echo the sentiment from Aba. Drunk drivers can absolutely get effed! The problem in most places is they are out on the streets again way too easy until they end up taking someone's loved one away for good or ruining someone's life.
Talk about someones who is perpetually online....
You know what triggers me & gives me TERRIBLE anxiety?! Driving my children on the roads YOU CHOSE to drive DRUNK on you dimwit. Ugh. Yall are a breath of fresh air i swear. ❤
I love these 2. Been watching for years. As a veteran they be on point and be funny. Salute my niggas.
Ive pulled over to many times too count not proud of it. Never cried
She identified as drunk and hammered. And also identifies as a DUI drunk driver
She used almost every excuse in the book, I’m surprised she didn’t throw in “I’m an article 4 free inhabitant!”
GROUNZ
I saw the full video of this on someone's channel bro i was praying you guys would cover this
the ending had me in tears, well played lmao.
She's collecting victimhood badges
Gotta catch em all!
I got pulled over for speeding in a different state (I was going 72 in a 65). I'm a white female and my husband and kids were in the car. I didn't cry or anything, but when the office asked me where we were heading , I said that I didn't know and had to ask my husband. The officer asked another question that I didn't know the answer to, and again I had to ask my husband. I think I came off so incredibly stupid that the office decided to NOT give me a speeding ticket as a kindness to my husband!
Okay but I gotta ask, how did you, the driver, not know the destination?
@@mkat8505stupid is as stupid does 😂
@@mkat8505 easy, maybe husband's parents house, long way, plug in gps, she forgot name of the city for example. It's just forgetfulness, happens to me all the dang time lol
@@epicpurevids from the way this is written, it's not clear that she was even able to answer "We're going to my in-laws" or whatever it was. Maybe it was just nerves, but if there's more to the story I'd love to hear it! Sounds very funny!
How on Earth did you not know where you're heading??
I watch damn near all of y’all’s videos and ISTG this is the FUNNIEST to date!!!
In my area in Canada, you hear the "It's because I'm native/indigenous" line a lot. You catch someone point blank doing sketchy shit and it's like an instant reaction.
She is the embodiment of, "but this works on social media."
I’ve been a cop for 27 years and THIS is some next level bullshit. I’ve had one or two of these talking points tossed at me but not all 37 of them.
27 years of ruining lives and tearing apart families. Good to know piggy.
How do you not laugh in the face of these people??
@@RandomWrongDeletion same way cop’s don’t laugh at your face for being stupid enough to believe their here to help you.
@@RandomWrongDeletion sometimes you do but you have to hold it together because it’s recorded and will be shown in court. This cop was on his best behavior for that reason. I’m sure there were stories told back at the station.
@@sjnix7044 Right, cause cops never edit body-cam footage to avoid getting into trouble.🙄
This reminds me of a skit i saw saying are you a person missing out on the oppression Olympics grab yourself a they/them and the best part is you don't have to act or date differently
8:43 Aba doing the fusion dance is in the top 5 moments on this channel imo😂
this girl threw every single identity politics excuse in the book.
how are people still not seeing that all this is, is an excuse for opportunits to get their way
I want a ring tone of Aba saying, "Answer the phone, Stoopid" 😂😂😂
Oh, that old chestnut, u didnt think that way when u got in yr car drunk, only when u got stopped by the police, bring out yr shopping list of health complaints 🙄🙄🙄🙄
im rewatching these old videos and aba really knows how to role play that side LMAO
I see so many grown-ass "adults" act like this. What is going on at these people can't function in society? It's like they never matured beyond 13 years old.
He handled himself well, kept composed, respectful and polite
Her pulling the deck on a very polite officer waters down what she is trying to lean on
8:12 HAHAHAAAA the quips are on point!!😭
She’s actually being a stereotypical white person by speaking to the police in that manner. I’m expecting her to say “my tax dollars pay for your salary” next.
>implying she has a job
Or the classics "Get me your supervisor, I know my rights, what's your name and badge number, my uncle is chief of police is so and so"
And then at 3:37 she says something like " trauma from being around white people" trying to claim native out there. As a actual native American.. SHE is WHITE. I have no judgement of people for their skin color but this woman and those like her are really making white woman look horrible.
Talking this way is the younger generations "my tax dollars" statements. As the commenter above is right... they don't have jobs or don't make much to make a tax dent, so they use psychological leverage if they can.
She missed the can't breath when the cuffs are on
"your honor, my client claims oopsie daisy, I believe they are innocent" - Saul Goodman
Donut had to release this one. glad you both reacted tot his one.
Props to the officer for being so patient, honestly that girl is lucky to not have met one that’s quite aggressive
Why do people enjoy living life as a victim is beyond me.
Because they are weak and cowards.
It's primarily women. If men acknowledge even legitimate victimhood, people are disgusted by them.
TOTALLY😫😫🤮🤮
Lady's and gentlemen let the victim Olympics begin
Being???? Oh it's full force.....🤦♀️
The responses she's giving are so contrived that it feels like a skit😂
the energy coming off her transfered to the cop some people just have that energy fr
Since I identify as an African, my social anxiety is really off the charts and I feel like the reaction of these males is oppressive like white male priviledge. I feel extremely triggered and need to take a mental health break. 🤣Great video!
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I was always curious - if a non-white Person identifies as a white male... does this person gets finally some privilege and such, or is this only a vip-card if you're born with?
@@AlrightyThor69im born white still waiting on my VIP card... the service is terrible.
It doesn't work that way 😅
I was born colored, so I always get a pass.......😂😂
A minute into the video and I already find this funny. “I smell Alcohol” “No” “How many drinks have you had?” “Three”.
She say "i know" not "no"
thats even worse lol @@salsinhojitsu8677
You guys have had the best commentary on this video.
that's a bold strategy Cotton...